That’s the frustrating thing. Broccoli IS fucking delicious, and there are so many ways to trick your brain into thinking it’s junk food. I almost don’t want to rip on her bland-ass, bizarre dishes because I wish she’d eat like this a bit more regularly.
She literally said in one video that I saw, she thinks buying fresh broccoli from the grocery store is gross compared to the crap she orders in take out home delivery foods. Shows you how much “she loves broccoli”
@@Abixnessa she keeps such a big distance to fruit and veg omg. i cant get over when she said "did you cut those strawberries yourself?" as if its something impressive lmaoo she just doesnt understand fruit and veg like normal people do lol
@@Zebrastreifenstreifer lol I remember seeing that, & in her most recent TH-cam video, she said she would’ve picked vegetables over fruit as a little girl, I sure believe you Amber
@Shuxanna, she lidurally can't taste food. She has burned 🔥 off her taste buds. With the heat from fire and all of the spices. The simplicity of food can be delicious. I was just wondering if she had ever eaten roasted Brussel sprouts. She could make them in the airfryer. 😋 But watching what she did to salmon in the airfryer was a sin.😢
Gorlock Pop only desires fullness. Gorlock Pop would binge on cat sand if nothing was left in the apartment and DoorDash was unavailable due to storms.
Her adding sriracha or tapatio to EVERYTHING never fails to irritate me. Both of those sauces have a flavor profile beyond just "spicy" and she's always adding them to shit that it makes no sense in. You can add heat in a more neutral way (like with some chili flakes). The conflicting flavor profiles drive me mad.
It’s not just those, either. She’s constantly mixing weird flavor profiles that don’t compliment one another. Like she will mix mushrooms with beans and broccoli and cauliflower and then season it with basil.
It is disgusting to watch a 600 lb person shovel food in thier face and loving every spoon full....this person has zero shame....all she knows is onion powder, pepper.
Why hasn’t Amber ever used her 24/7 free time to learn to cook properly? If she had just learned a handful of reliable recipes that satisfied her and tasted good, I bet she would not have turned to fast food and eating in restaurants all the time like she had. She might not have gained 200+ elbees on her weight loss journey.
I swear she has said before that she hates following recipes. It makes no sense for someone who clearly loves to eat, to be so unwilling to just put in the tiniest bit of effort to learn how to make food that makes sense.
@petty-davis the only reason i lost 40 pounds was when i learned that i needed to make the most nutritious while tasty meal possible, Amber is too lazy to give a shit or read past the calorie content, too lazy to cook or to search for recipes, she just wanna gobble it all up without chewing or feeling guilty because she is only happy when she eats.
@@morechickentacosSame. And I can relate to her in some ways because I have had a lifetime of food addiction and binging issues, but I had to learn that continuing to eat takeout and processed shit just kept that addiction going. Learning how to make food that was delicious and satisfying while actually feeding my body what it needed was SO helpful. But she's just unwilling to make any effort that might result in temporary discomfort. It's why she's so damn frustrating for those of us who can relate to some of her issues on some level.
She’s all about instant gratification though. That’s why when she does cook she half asses it and scorches it on high. She just wants food now as fast as possible. The only gratification she gets from cooking a meal is being able to upload it on TH-cam. I would bet any money that she has never once cooked off camera.
She also just adds sriracha and tapatio to everything, regardless of the flavor profile of the dish. She doesn't tailor the type of spice she adds to the actual dish. I can only imagine how much some of these flavors have to clash.
I remember when she tries the "spicy noodle" challenge but she bought the wrong brand which is around 10 times less spicier than the actual one. & she acted like it was killing her. "I love spice" my ass 😂
Congrats on 13k subscribers, Salty! Your channel has, deservedly, grown so quickly! Btw, I really enjoy hearing your intro and outro, as it makes me smile every time I hear that perky bit of music. 😊
I have intestinal issues and am on a low salt, low sugar, low fat, low caffeine diet, with lots of water. I eat small portions, too. I feel as though I am gonna be sick whenever I look at the 💩 that Amber cooks. Amber would never be able to eat the way that I do. 😂
I've had them in one soup...it was a tuscan chicken kind of thing with some sundried tomatoes, artichokes, chicken, and a creamy broth. That was actually pretty good. But this broad has absolutely zero idea how to create a good flavor profile and pair complementary textures. She just throws random shit into a pot and boils it to death. Gross.
No it’s not just because it’s (simple which it is), it’s because she uses the same damn ingredients every single recipe. Is this what we are in for for the next 5 years or however this era lasts.
This could be the final era (even if it lasts years) - I was already baffled that Beck agreed to be her ‘girlfriend’, and I still can’t fathom what on earth Jade found attractive about her. She needs to settle in for the long haul - nothing about her is attractive to another human.
Amber: I wanted to add peas, but Destiny wanted to try some of the soup, so I left out the peas Also Amber: I want to add onions to this. Becky's gonna be eating some of this food too, but she doesn't like onions, so I'll use either minced or use big pieces of onion so she can pick them out
I can confirm that cream cheese in pasta sauce is yummy on occasion. But since she already had vodka sauce -- which is already a creamy tomato sauce -- the cream cheese just seemed redundant.
OMG, I’ve never heard anyone else say how much they hated hearing her do that super annoying “mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmmm” after EVERY fucking bite except me until you just said it! 😂😂😂 I want to lose my shit when she does that!
6:40 what's the point of having a meat thermometer if you're just going to incinerate your food anyway? The whole point of a thermometer is to make sure you're at the right temp. Gorl has never cooked (heated up) a single thing in her life to the right temp.
Please if you haven’t already you have to do my favorite amberlynn meal “grandmas spaghetti”. Topped with scrambled eggs, microwaved turkey bacon and soy sauce 😂😂😂
Oh for Pete's sake...why doesn't she just add the entire spice drawer....she REALLY does not understand how flavors work, does she?? Her famous "literally everything in the frig before it goes bad soup". sigh
Amber adding siracha and tapitio to everything reminds me of when I was 5 and drowned my rice and beans in ketchup. I hated beans (still do) and I woukd drown out the taste with ketchup. Thats what Amber does with siracha and tapitio. She adds it to EVERYYYYYTHING!!! Thats all she ever tastes. Siracha and tapitio
Whenever I feel hungry and don't need to be eating, I just watch videos of amberlynn cooking and my appetite immediately goes away 💀 she is very right to call her food "concoctions" 😭
Only time I turn my stove on high is when I’m boiling water for pasta. Never to actually cook things??? She never fails to shock me. Who tf cooks food or even make soup on high heat?!
true also that weird noise with her lip/tongue she makes before every single sentence...(most noticeable in livestreams) i cant unhear it since someone pointed that out...drives me crazy...
Oh boy, if l ever get people l really don't like over, one of those "meals/soups" is the perfect way to make sure everyone knows how l make it. And if they are sure they can't stay for dinner. Because it's one of my best recipes!
It's also super odd to me that she doesn't even try things as she seasons she just throws all those seasonings in there and doesn't try it till she's sitting down to eat it 🥲 I come back to these videos to try to reduce my appetite and it works pretty well lol
Ok I think soups are a great way to use up some veggies that are starting to go off. I just made a cabbage veggie soup yesterday that was great but if anyone ever dares to put ketchup in my soup I’m gonna be irate.
amberlynn will literally dance about broccoli saying its the best thing ever etc. for then to order takeout again for weeks 😐
That’s the frustrating thing. Broccoli IS fucking delicious, and there are so many ways to trick your brain into thinking it’s junk food.
I almost don’t want to rip on her bland-ass, bizarre dishes because I wish she’d eat like this a bit more regularly.
She literally said in one video that I saw, she thinks buying fresh broccoli from the grocery store is gross compared to the crap she orders in take out home delivery foods.
Shows you how much “she loves broccoli”
@@Abixnessa she keeps such a big distance to fruit and veg omg. i cant get over when she said "did you cut those strawberries yourself?" as if its something impressive lmaoo
she just doesnt understand fruit and veg like normal people do lol
@@Zebrastreifenstreifer lol I remember seeing that, & in her most recent TH-cam video, she said she would’ve picked vegetables over fruit as a little girl, I sure believe you Amber
I swear, her living in the old house with beck, Eric and Ricky was peak amberlynn content.
Yep, she became self aware in 2020 and it's sucked since
Kentucky gaycare...yep
Gaycare era
@@izzyjones7108GAYCARE 😭
Bro her gullet has to be just callouses for that broccoli not to scorch her. It’s lidurally steaming 😭
@Shuxanna, she lidurally can't taste food. She has burned 🔥 off her taste buds. With the heat from fire and all of the spices. The simplicity of food can be delicious. I was just wondering if she had ever eaten roasted Brussel sprouts. She could make them in the airfryer. 😋 But watching what she did to salmon in the airfryer was a sin.😢
@@barbedwire_lace2160
Dude that too, no way she has ANY taste left. Her tongue gotta be white as a ghost. 😂😂
Gorlock Pop only desires fullness. Gorlock Pop would binge on cat sand if nothing was left in the apartment and DoorDash was unavailable due to storms.
@@barbedwire_lace2160or when she makes pork chop chips
Not me searching the word lidurally then realising lmaooooo
becky and eric giggling at the vine reference that's completely lost on amber (4:50) is peak
She never pauses to listen to what anyone else in the room is saying cause its not important. 😊
The olives in the soup is so baffling to be. I just can't comprehend it lol
and artichokes... gorl out there putting antipasto platters in boiling water and calling it 'soup'.
Beck- "It looks juicy🫤"
Amber- "It looks good, right?!...RIGHT, BECKY???🤨"
That’s what we lawyers call a leading question 😅
All her soups looks like sink water 😂
2:21 “I don’t chew a lot”
Choke Potato has entered the chat
Her adding sriracha or tapatio to EVERYTHING never fails to irritate me. Both of those sauces have a flavor profile beyond just "spicy" and she's always adding them to shit that it makes no sense in. You can add heat in a more neutral way (like with some chili flakes). The conflicting flavor profiles drive me mad.
I think she adds very spicy stuff bc thats the only way she feels something. She could just add some spicy paprika and it would taste a lot better
It’s not just those, either. She’s constantly mixing weird flavor profiles that don’t compliment one another. Like she will mix mushrooms with beans and broccoli and cauliflower and then season it with basil.
I love sriracha and tapatio with my entire being and seeing her just throwing them onto random things hurts
I feel safe here with my large meat ✊😔 (im a girl)
It is disgusting to watch a 600 lb person shovel food in thier face and loving every spoon full....this person has zero shame....all she knows is onion powder, pepper.
And sriracha
Dont forget tapatio
And garlic salt and low sodium soy sauce 😂
Garlic powder. Garlic salt. Onion powder. Such a pineapple Gorl-y poop
And the Mrs dash range lol
“Double chin for life yo” has to be the most accurate description she’s ever said about herself.
WTF was she high? No putting olives 🫒 especially green stuffed ones in soup.
Fr!! I like olives! But in a soup!? 😮
She was vaping thc the whole time.
😂 yeah. I imagine they'd end up soggy and strange all warm. And make everything else vaguely green olive-ish
I didnt realize how much i liked your channel untill i caught myself looking for your uploads 😊 thank you Salty for making us laugh
Why hasn’t Amber ever used her 24/7 free time to learn to cook properly? If she had just learned a handful of reliable recipes that satisfied her and tasted good, I bet she would not have turned to fast food and eating in restaurants all the time like she had. She might not have gained 200+ elbees on her weight loss journey.
I swear she has said before that she hates following recipes. It makes no sense for someone who clearly loves to eat, to be so unwilling to just put in the tiniest bit of effort to learn how to make food that makes sense.
@petty-davis the only reason i lost 40 pounds was when i learned that i needed to make the most nutritious while tasty meal possible, Amber is too lazy to give a shit or read past the calorie content, too lazy to cook or to search for recipes, she just wanna gobble it all up without chewing or feeling guilty because she is only happy when she eats.
Arrested development on crack.
"Learning" isn't something this gorl is capable of
@@morechickentacosSame. And I can relate to her in some ways because I have had a lifetime of food addiction and binging issues, but I had to learn that continuing to eat takeout and processed shit just kept that addiction going. Learning how to make food that was delicious and satisfying while actually feeding my body what it needed was SO helpful. But she's just unwilling to make any effort that might result in temporary discomfort. It's why she's so damn frustrating for those of us who can relate to some of her issues on some level.
She’s all about instant gratification though. That’s why when she does cook she half asses it and scorches it on high. She just wants food now as fast as possible. The only gratification she gets from cooking a meal is being able to upload it on TH-cam. I would bet any money that she has never once cooked off camera.
Breaking out those SPACE dance moves.. 🤦🤦🤦🤣🤣
profish'nal Corey-ah-grift
She says she loves spice, but she uses the most BASIC spices, she should try some gochujang or something.
She also just adds sriracha and tapatio to everything, regardless of the flavor profile of the dish. She doesn't tailor the type of spice she adds to the actual dish. I can only imagine how much some of these flavors have to clash.
Well. Tbf..she admitted to having a Taste Bud. Just one
Her concept of 'spice' is hot sauce
I remember when she tries the "spicy noodle" challenge but she bought the wrong brand which is around 10 times less spicier than the actual one.
& she acted like it was killing her.
"I love spice" my ass 😂
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her soups always look like someone emptied the expired food from their fridge into dirty dishwater
Watching this while cooking so I know what NOT to do
13:03 "You can use soy sauce if you want." Why is she talking like people are actually following this recipe and recreating this soup???
As a male viewer I felt seen in this video 😂❤
So you have a sausage huh? 😉
@@alexanderluna4598well obviously 😀
@@alexanderluna4598 i hope amber doesn’t cut it like she cuts sausage in her videos. She always manages to do things in an extremely awkward way
A chicken sausage?
Everything she makes turns to a soup 😂😂😂
She doesn't know what quarters are. "the half in half"
Like the time she had four half sandwiches instead of two sandwiches. Gorly pop is bamboozled by math.
Salty Crab just blessing us with content!!! I love coming on here and seeing a new video from you all the time
Yes BUT if she eats these meals, how does she manage to be that big???
This stuff would literally go through some people. 😖😂
I have intestinal issues and am on a low salt, low sugar, low fat, low caffeine diet, with lots of water. I eat small portions, too. I feel as though I am gonna be sick whenever I look at the 💩 that Amber cooks. Amber would never be able to eat the way that I do. 😂
Because she eats all this and then orders takeout right after
Especially that slow cooker meal…
I cannot with your edits 🤣 you’re def one of my fav reaction channels. ❤
6:54 she’s out of breath from stirring jfc
I love soup. I make soup all the time. Never in my life have I felt compelled to add artichoke to any of the soups I make.
I've had them in one soup...it was a tuscan chicken kind of thing with some sundried tomatoes, artichokes, chicken, and a creamy broth. That was actually pretty good. But this broad has absolutely zero idea how to create a good flavor profile and pair complementary textures. She just throws random shit into a pot and boils it to death. Gross.
Or olives 😭😭 i wish she’d just look up recipes so she can finally understand what good soup is
Good soup 👌🏻
as a culinary arts student, this was hard to watch. 😂
She never washes her hands and or the greens!!!!
I love how she's like "your also gonne need" "we're also gonna use" like it's a tutorial someones gonna follow 😂
5:26 i wouldve eaten becky out for this amazing joke & it went over ambers head 🙄
WHAT
No it’s not just because it’s (simple which it is), it’s because she uses the same damn ingredients every single recipe. Is this what we are in for for the next 5 years or however this era lasts.
This could be the final era (even if it lasts years) - I was already baffled that Beck agreed to be her ‘girlfriend’, and I still can’t fathom what on earth Jade found attractive about her. She needs to settle in for the long haul - nothing about her is attractive to another human.
@@lornarettig32151000% agree. Nothing about her is attractive to another human being. Horrible person inside and out
Amber: I wanted to add peas, but Destiny wanted to try some of the soup, so I left out the peas
Also Amber: I want to add onions to this. Becky's gonna be eating some of this food too, but she doesn't like onions, so I'll use either minced or use big pieces of onion so she can pick them out
I don’t like ketchup but I’m gonna use it anyway 😒
Destiny’s reaction to the soup💀💀
Why does she cut sausages like that?
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because meat "creeps her out"
Because she’s a fucking heathen
loving the garlic salt, seasoned salt, and regular salt all in one pot with broth. no one does it like amber truly
People don’t know, but Gordon Ramsay hires Chef BoyrLynn as a consultant.
I can confirm that cream cheese in pasta sauce is yummy on occasion. But since she already had vodka sauce -- which is already a creamy tomato sauce -- the cream cheese just seemed redundant.
OMG, I’ve never heard anyone else say how much they hated hearing her do that super annoying “mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmmm” after EVERY fucking bite except me until you just said it! 😂😂😂 I want to lose my shit when she does that!
thats to hide shes out of breath by simple chewing
6:40 what's the point of having a meat thermometer if you're just going to incinerate your food anyway? The whole point of a thermometer is to make sure you're at the right temp. Gorl has never cooked (heated up) a single thing in her life to the right temp.
I roll my eyes everytime I see her pull out those chicken sausage.
12:53 beck pop up at the mention of onion has me giggling
The highest heat on everything, why!? Drives me INSANE!
So it’s done faster and she can gobble it up while it’s burning hot.
Please if you haven’t already you have to do my favorite amberlynn meal “grandmas spaghetti”. Topped with scrambled eggs, microwaved turkey bacon and soy sauce 😂😂😂
Turns out, that was genuinely her grandma’s recipe. Weird cooking must run in the familu
I'm confused on her unwavering drive to add corn to EVERY FRIGGEN SOUP
Oh for Pete's sake...why doesn't she just add the entire spice drawer....she REALLY does not understand how flavors work, does she?? Her famous "literally everything in the frig before it goes bad soup". sigh
The dancing with her food😝😝😝
Amberlynn WOULD lock the lid onto the crockpot while cooking. How she didn’t blow up the gaycare is beyond me
"I usually...."
"Ive never done this"
???
I’m kind of glad you were forced to redo your videos with commentary cuz your commentary is 🔥😂
Amber adding siracha and tapitio to everything reminds me of when I was 5 and drowned my rice and beans in ketchup. I hated beans (still do) and I woukd drown out the taste with ketchup. Thats what Amber does with siracha and tapitio. She adds it to EVERYYYYYTHING!!! Thats all she ever tastes. Siracha and tapitio
Hahahaha when she said hi and the talking scale said hello 😂😂
She's cuain' the onions... she never made this cungcawtion before.... parrzly..... parcely.... I'm just here for the grammar.
does she not realise broccoli stalks are edible? her food wastage is criminal.
The sign edit in the kitchen😂
You would have to force me to eat any of the thing in this but for some reason the mass amounts of different things in the last soup made me ☠️
That last soup looks like she just added everything she had in the house without any sort of plan 🤢
I was about to fall asleep then I hear “free the nipple”😭
It always kills me how she can eat whole fastfood/roasted chicken mookboong but is afraid to use w little bit of oil to fry things in a pan 😂
Does she not know what happens to meats in the crockpot???
Also
Four hours and she still has to check the temp??????
That’s just her neurosis showing. 😂
@EYE_GOTCHA no,her low IQ
That’s not that weird. I have anxiety about food being cooked all the way so I do it too
@@kkaayyllaaf I guess I’d just assume meat that’s been going for four hours is cooked. Especially if it’s falling apart.
Whenever I feel hungry and don't need to be eating, I just watch videos of amberlynn cooking and my appetite immediately goes away 💀 she is very right to call her food "concoctions" 😭
Pleasssee pause at 7:26 😂
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the way she cuts her onions is absolutely diabolical
High heat with broth added ..😂
are we not gonna talk about how she ate 4 whole chicken sausages for 1 meal 😭
11:31 at my place that's called seblak, it's not exactly the same but the pasta as main is quite similar, and we eat it extra spicy here
The carrots will be mush or the potatoes will be undercooked if you pit them in the crockpot at the same time 😮
She literally puts her whole Kitchen to prove that doesn’t go out for food for every other meal.
Knife skills are wild holy shit
Right in front of my salad! 🥗 Thanks Salty! These videos are my treat!
Those sausages look so unappetizing lol
Happy Friday Salty! 💝
15:18 all I hear is her saying “kameeno”
All of those "soups" looked vile
The crockpot food was basically chicken corn soup without the corn
I have never put green olives in any soup , it looks so gross 🤮. Ketchup in a soup gross again!
Only time I turn my stove on high is when I’m boiling water for pasta. Never to actually cook things??? She never fails to shock me. Who tf cooks food or even make soup on high heat?!
my god she's gasping for air from cooking while standing 😥
I never knew that CHICKEN sausage was a thing 💀😂
😂😂😂 imagine...her Cook book with a dvd envlosed so you can eat With her..mmmhmm juices def flowEeen
Wtf is "seasonal salt"?
Season all salt she meant
Everytime i see her cook? It reninds me of a 2/3yo with a kitchen playset
She loves her big chunks of onion!!!!!!
I’m with Destiny, pb&j 👍🏻
Salty crab fam bam here ❤❤❤
the olives and CHEESE in WATERY soup...girl what???
Stg if I hear her say 'Mmhm, mmhm, mmhm. Mmhm. Mhm.' I'll actually leave this planet
true also that weird noise with her lip/tongue she makes before every single sentence...(most noticeable in livestreams) i cant unhear it since someone pointed that out...drives me crazy...
Oh boy, if l ever get people l really don't like over, one of those "meals/soups" is the perfect way to make sure everyone knows how l make it. And if they are sure they can't stay for dinner. Because it's one of my best recipes!
It's also super odd to me that she doesn't even try things as she seasons she just throws all those seasonings in there and doesn't try it till she's sitting down to eat it 🥲 I come back to these videos to try to reduce my appetite and it works pretty well lol
Does she say “Ray-Os”?! 🤦♀️
That's how it's pronounced! Maybe the first time she ever actually pronounced something correctly, lol
Will you ever do a react where you sit at the bottom of the screen and chat? Michael be petty style? WE LIVE FOR MISS SALTY
I will remake thos recipe ingredient by ingredient, time and pot? Let me know. I've never made a video. But I will lmfao
the way she handles a knife makes me so nervous.
NGL "Making and trying Ambaby recepies" is a content gold mine!
Ok I think soups are a great way to use up some veggies that are starting to go off. I just made a cabbage veggie soup yesterday that was great but if anyone ever dares to put ketchup in my soup I’m gonna be irate.
Our girl is "hongry" don't you know.
Did she say she doesn’t chew much??
She has the worst taste in food.