Losing weight quickly would be the best thing for her. Her body can’t live like that for much longer. She could literally lose 50 pounds in a month if she actually sticks with something
She’s not wrong though. Not even normal humans eat 900 calories tthe normal amount is 1500-2000 a day so it was very cruel and unrealistic to do that diet.
@@santarcs Dr. Now has his patients do an 800 calorie a day diet, and because they are in immediate life threatening danger because of their weight it's an understandable approach. Lose weight as fast as possible to get the strain off your body. However that's under a specialized doctor's supervision, and for an extreme circumstance. You are absolutely right that 900 calories should not be a diet you just go on...even for petite women, who are probably the adult demographic that needs the least amount of calories, doctors have stated 1200 is the absolute lowest that's healthy to go.
@@santarcs I’m not saying it’s healthy, but I’ve gone long periods of time where I’ve eaten about 900 calories or less per day and I haven’t had any horrendous health issues and I’ve never keeled over. I didn’t do it on purpose most of the time I’m just the kind of person who forgets to eat or has little appetite and won’t force myself to eat when I’m not hungry. Like I said, I’m not saying it’s the picture of health but you’re not going to die. People really think if you don’t eat 3 meals a day you’re going to faint and it’s absolutely not true
Not gonna lie, i have been so desperate to lose weight that inwas actually considering this. But its literally over $400 for a months worth of "fuelings" and thats on top of your regular groceries. Im so glad i never joined, especially after seeing how insanely unhealthy it is
Amber is hooked on food, she gets a rush from it. Her being excited about the thing she’s excited by isn’t mania. She isn’t bipolar, she even lied about her diagnosis.
The way she ping pongs between "I need something super restrictive, so i cant eat junk" and "super restrictive diets make me binge and I cant quit junk food and need to have takeout as an option"...is dizzying. She is an addict, and needs rehab/inpatient treatment.
This was the point that REALLY solidified it for me that she didn't actually want to lose weight and get healthy. She was 100% content to stay obese. She claimed that doing Optavia 1) made her feel good, 2) stopped the cravings, and 3) kept her full. So, any NORMAL and SANE person would say "this is GREAT! I'm gonna continue doing this!" but instead she said she was actively looking for excuses to quit.
The thing is she was lying about all that, she admitted to binging and these diet foods never taste as amazing as she claims, and 900 calories is genuinely too low unless under doctor supervision. I'm the same height as her, 5 ft 3, 130 lbs, a healthy weight, and my dietician told me 1700 calories a day to maintain. So she set herself up for failure from the start but tried to gaslight us (or herself, or Optavia into sponsoring her) and then eventually had to crack and quit.
Mmhmm. Not a protected medical title so anyone can claim it, literally anyone can slap "health coach" in their bio and start charging clients. Same with nutritionist and lifestyle coach. Dietician is the medically protected term that requires a license and training.
I was new to the Amberverse at the time and foolishly believed this was gonna be the winner. Everything was great, she didn't feel hungry with their food and she just... dropped it. Took less than a couple days to get back to inhaling 6k+ cal. She'd rather kamikaze her own body than eat food that doesn't give her instant dopamine.
Unfortunately that’s true. And her constant fear of eating to little calories. That’s fvcking hilarious. She could not eat for months and be ok (slimmer).
To be fair, she was almost certainly lying about not being “hungry” or not having “craveeens” when she was on the diet. But your point absolutely still stands. She’s a food addict and will never be “happy” unless she’s eating whatever she wants whenever she wants.
An optional snack means you do not HAVE to eat it, Amber. This is like when she feels she needs to eat every single weight watchers point she possibly can.
I get so sick of hearing her say "I've tried everything....absolutely everything" Gurl plz..... yea u tried alot of diets but what u haven't tried is keeping at ANYTHING for enough time to do any good. Stop! Just stop Amber, u ain't foolin anyone.
@@radlee974 very true. It turned Tammy from "600lb life" life around....look how good & happy she is now. Amber needs guidance, someone to take control for awhile. Once the weight starts falling off she will get addicted to feeling better/looking better rather than food.
Ding ding ding. Dr. Now does an 800 calorie diet for his patients to make them lose weight ASAP to get the strain off their body but that's short term, for an extreme situation, and under doctor supervision. Petite adult women, who are probably the adult demographic that needs the least calories, are advised to NOT go below 1200 calories a day. Doctors had to start speaking up about it because of celebrity starvation diets...so essentially, 1200 is the absolute minimum anyone should be going.
Let's be real. She did optivia just because of the cute packaging, and she loves to do unboxing.. once she realized she would get the same box the next months, she decided to quit.
You can tell that just by looking at all of those meals organized in plastic containers. She's excited about how nice and clean it looks in the beginning but you know she'll be bored of it a couple days later
@@lostinthought7349 Wouldn't have helped her. 900 calories is genuinely too low unless under doctor supervision and she was binging while on Optavia, so the cravings weren't fixed.
@@sonalikumar4667Well yeah you’re a normal weight. It wouldn’t be healthy at all for you to only eat 1,000 cals considering you don’t have close to as many fat stores as Amberlynn.
"We were having friends over for a bonfire!" Has the same vibes as that Halloween party that she kept hyping up but then "forgot" to film. 😒 She claims to have soooo many friends (sure, Jan) and then never hesitates to blame them for her poor eating choices. 🤨
Idk why she cares about it so much. It's a normal thing when you're a teenager or in your early twenties but an adult trying to convince everyone about how many friends she has is unnecessary imo sorry for my bad English btw
Yes, because even if she did have a bunch of people over for a bonfire, that was a TERRIBLE idea for someone who just started a diet. An obese person who just started a low calorie program then has people over to eat hotdogs, and s’mores and who knows what else, in front of her. Yep, makes as much sense as an alcoholic going to hang out at a bar on their first day sober. 🙄 She’s so irritating.
So she spent hours, and hours, and hours, and hours and hourssss on research to know EVERYTHINGGG about this.. she still fails bcs of the food in this diet plan. 🤭
Why didn’t she just buy a couple boxes of granola bars from the store and some meat and frozen bags of veggies 😂 She could have saved over $300 at least.
Thousands of people do Octavia and she was awed by several women who are now back to being overweight or obese. At least they tried for years versus just 3 days.
I looked up the dining out guide she’s talking about. Almost every single thing she can eat at take out is either a salad, a salad with a grilled protein, or salmon.. that’s all the dining out guide offers as options 😂
"a person my size, you need to lose weight or you're gonna die" yet thats not a good enough reason to stick to anything amd ride out the uncomfortable feeling in order to succeed and lose the weight and extend your life...... NOTHING will make her actually wanna Change if dieing at a young age won't.
I thought fs that her getting cancer would make her realize she needs to change but, nothing changed:/ I’m at a loss at what would make her turn it around
@@nicoles.5368 absolutely nothing with make her change love, not a damn thing. She is stuck in her ways, she's comfortable in her body (I don't know how when she can't do anything) and she likes Food being her best friend. All of this weight talk and weight loss crap is all for show, it's all for content.
Boy..she just takes people's word for something and runs with it. Of course her,',coach's is going to say she lost 100 lbs. Who's going to dispute it? She gets taken in by every program she's barely attempted.
She has non alcoholic fatty liver, jaundice, gallbladder issues, spraining her ankle made her bed bound for two weeks, and she wheezes, but, sure Gorl is the pinnacle of health ETA: forgot her lipodema, lymphedema, cellulitis and the bruises/scratches that never heal
it’s so hilarious that when she starts one of these diets, she becomes starkly self-aware. Because usually she’d never be one to realize her over portioning and her consumption of dopamine inducing foods but the moment she starts a diet she’s full aware
I know she's not the brightest with math but she really can't do Calories In vs Calories Out? Most of what she eats has a dang nutrition label on it, half the work is done for her! Then again I think short of hiring someone to physically feed her the right foods at the right times, restrict her food choices, and physically force her body to exercise... ...well it just ain't happening for our gorl here. She's long since processed the loss of her health, her wellness, her figure, her future. She's not mourning or bargaining or angry, and she's only denying to save face. Deep down she's accepted that she will never be healthy and she's accepted that she will die young.
“Everyone has so much advice for me and plans I should try. I don’t know which one to choose?” At this point, choose the one that Dr. Now or any other gastric bypass surgeon tells you that you should do.
Only Amber would think the program would be cheaper than groceries for ONE person when the program costs more than a month of normal groceries for a 3 person family. And that price is without having to then go buy your own produce and meat ON TOP of the packaged junk
the thing that irks me is that she gave the food away, just because you aren’t sticking to the program anymore doesn’t mean you can’t still eat the stuff
It always amused me how she bragged about how many hours of research she did about this program but as someone obsessed with numbers and calories never learned how many total calories she'd be consuming. Thats how you know it was all BS.
Ahhhh the Optavia arc, one of the worst things that drew me to the Amberverse. Bit nostalgic lmao. Funnily enough tho, i only watch her on channels like these, her videos are fucking boring lmaoo😂😂
I don’t know what it is but whenever I hear that line, “I have been on the search, and on the prOWL…” from Amber, it just makes me abnormally frustrated. I don’t know what it is.
Starts off with “I’mobee honest”. To be fair most social media kiddies talk like this now. They’ve never had to write weekly grammatically correct essays for English / Philosophy / Psychology in university.
@@oldwomanranting Yup. Continuation School. [A continuation high school is an alternative to a comprehensive high school. In some countries it is primarily for students who are considered at risk of not graduating at the normal pace.] She also has an IQ of 145 y’guize. Skated through life with participation trophies, inflated ratings, and many more bogus accolades to feed her undeserving ego. And she has zero talent, skill, experience, genuine penchant for anything.
My favorite part of this saga was the fact that she really thought those feelings could taste good. Like the best you can hope for with these things is that they taste like wet cardboard.
Seriously!! When I worked at GNC and people came in for those products, I told them a protein shake powder and some regular bars are cheaper. Only some people opted for the suggestion.
The Optavia era will always be the most interesting era for me because honestly I think this program was perfect for her. She doesn't need to go shopping, she can eat processed sweets and stuff, she can eat often and she could even accommodate for eating out. She could even bump up her calories a little so she feels more satiated. And she said in the beginning that you can send them the stuff you don't like and they'll send you stuff you like instead so her not liking a few things wouldn't have been an issue at all. But the issue is she wants to binge, she wants to eat unhealthy and as long as that isn't fixed, no program will help her
While I dont think she tells the truth about anything, I wouldn’t recommend a 900 calorie diet to a food-addicted binge eater. High restriction leads to larger binges. That’s why her doctors always tell her to start at just cutting 200-300 calories at first and work down, but for some reason she believes she has the willpower to cut 1000+ calories at a time and always fails. She truly believes she’s above her addiction and can overcome it-despite professionals telling her again and again she will fail cutting her calories into fourths.
I mean they would recommend it, but under medical supervision. Not Karen down the road who bought a kit from a pyramid scheme last week. Its usually an emergency thing, like say when you can't be tested for cancer without being shipped to the nearest zoo
God I remember watching this happening live (through reaction channels of course). This was so bizarre and I already couldn’t stand her, but it made me dislike her 10x more and realize she was truly delusional
Your a Snarky little Vegemite 🤭. And I L💜VE IT!!! 🤣😂🤣 - Your “Tooth” comment CRACKED Me Right UP!!! 👏👏👏 CRICKY MOSES!!! 🤦♀️ Day 1. and she’s buggered shit up ALREADY!!! She was TOLD 3 portions of Vegetables!!! Madam only had ONE!!! 🤦♀️
She tried everything but eating less and move more. Even is she eat like 2k calories at her weight SHE will lose weight.. it's not rocket science... calories in calories out... When you don't track your calories of course you will overeat! Don't need to track them all the time but onece you did it for a month for exemple, you know what a portion is, how many calories and proteins, carbs are in this food.... She have to make effort.. that's what she don't want to do.. There is no magical fix.. you need to do efforts!
This one was really crazy She has all or nothing thinking. She demands perfection so when she obviously fails she can quit right away. She could havw had a hot dog and some chips. She could have added her cup of brown rice and cup of noodle. Yeah its not perfect but its progress and way better than what she does off optivia. And of course the coach was nice she already got her cheque
Loseen weight without having to think about it. Sigh. It's quite the essence of Amber. Thinking is hard, you guise. Critical thinkeen - we don't know her.
8:34 why is this not right? 170 + 390 = 560 17:14 I was thinking exactly the same 🤣🤣 19:40 of course 900kcal is too little!! The poor gorl is practically starving
I know people may not agree , but I agree with her on how 900 calories is NOT normal at all for any human. The normal amount a person should eat a day is 1500-2000 calories (weight also varies) but that’s for 100-200 pounds alone . I think her doing 900 calories per day could have had her get worse than better. I do thing that the octavia was a good thing to stop. Instead of this , I think she should do 1500-2000 calories a day but keep a calorie deficit and instead of balancing it out work out with it aswell. This will truly help her instead of that octavia crap because losing weight doing just come from the meals.
It’s always enraged me how she thinks the complications of losing weight quickly are worse than the complications she has being 500+lbs
Still does to this day lol
Fully delulu
I guess you don’t understand nutrition like she does 😂
Losing weight quickly would be the best thing for her. Her body can’t live like that for much longer. She could literally lose 50 pounds in a month if she actually sticks with something
@@janellek6022it’s so raw u guys, FAWK
900 calories for the 600lb woman is cruel and wrong but 6,000 calories for the 600lb woman should be alright 👍🏼
She’s not wrong though. Not even normal humans eat 900 calories tthe normal amount is 1500-2000 a day so it was very cruel and unrealistic to do that diet.
@@santarcs
Dr. Now has his patients do an 800 calorie a day diet, and because they are in immediate life threatening danger because of their weight it's an understandable approach. Lose weight as fast as possible to get the strain off your body. However that's under a specialized doctor's supervision, and for an extreme circumstance. You are absolutely right that 900 calories should not be a diet you just go on...even for petite women, who are probably the adult demographic that needs the least amount of calories, doctors have stated 1200 is the absolute lowest that's healthy to go.
@@santarcs I’m not saying it’s healthy, but I’ve gone long periods of time where I’ve eaten about 900 calories or less per day and I haven’t had any horrendous health issues and I’ve never keeled over. I didn’t do it on purpose most of the time I’m just the kind of person who forgets to eat or has little appetite and won’t force myself to eat when I’m not hungry. Like I said, I’m not saying it’s the picture of health but you’re not going to die. People really think if you don’t eat 3 meals a day you’re going to faint and it’s absolutely not true
Its so on brand for our gorl to fall victim to an MLM. 😂😂😂
For real, I snooped their site. They're selling something that is pretty much a Nature Valley bar for 3 dollars per bar. NOT PER BOX! PER BAR!
my mom had a paparazzi jewelry phase and amber would absolutely loooove that shit
Fuck it. The mlm could have made her lose weight if she stuck to it.
@@DizzyedUpGirl Just what a 600lb gorl needs; simple refined carbohydrates.
Not gonna lie, i have been so desperate to lose weight that inwas actually considering this. But its literally over $400 for a months worth of "fuelings" and thats on top of your regular groceries. Im so glad i never joined, especially after seeing how insanely unhealthy it is
400 dollars for granola bars?? 😭 how did she not see the scam
This was truly one of her worst diet arc/molments.
She was so unbelievably manic opening all her new little treats.
Amber is hooked on food, she gets a rush from it. Her being excited about the thing she’s excited by isn’t mania. She isn’t bipolar, she even lied about her diagnosis.
The way she ping pongs between "I need something super restrictive, so i cant eat junk" and "super restrictive diets make me binge and I cant quit junk food and need to have takeout as an option"...is dizzying. She is an addict, and needs rehab/inpatient treatment.
Always worried about eating too little. And gallastones from supposed "rapid weight loss" but never from issues from mornid obesity lmfao
Don’t you know a doctor old her she was healthy? Such a hater
This was the point that REALLY solidified it for me that she didn't actually want to lose weight and get healthy. She was 100% content to stay obese. She claimed that doing Optavia 1) made her feel good, 2) stopped the cravings, and 3) kept her full. So, any NORMAL and SANE person would say "this is GREAT! I'm gonna continue doing this!" but instead she said she was actively looking for excuses to quit.
The thing is she was lying about all that, she admitted to binging and these diet foods never taste as amazing as she claims, and 900 calories is genuinely too low unless under doctor supervision. I'm the same height as her, 5 ft 3, 130 lbs, a healthy weight, and my dietician told me 1700 calories a day to maintain. So she set herself up for failure from the start but tried to gaslight us (or herself, or Optavia into sponsoring her) and then eventually had to crack and quit.
It didn’t do any of those things for her tho she just said what she thought we wanted to hear 😊
@@PointsofDatayou don’t need doctor supervision for 900-1000 calories a day
Health Coach = Salesperson
Hulth coach
No kidding!!
Mmhmm. Not a protected medical title so anyone can claim it, literally anyone can slap "health coach" in their bio and start charging clients. Same with nutritionist and lifestyle coach. Dietician is the medically protected term that requires a license and training.
I was new to the Amberverse at the time and foolishly believed this was gonna be the winner. Everything was great, she didn't feel hungry with their food and she just... dropped it. Took less than a couple days to get back to inhaling 6k+ cal. She'd rather kamikaze her own body than eat food that doesn't give her instant dopamine.
Unfortunately that’s true. And her constant fear of eating to little calories. That’s fvcking hilarious. She could not eat for months and be ok (slimmer).
She's has a bad addiction and is somewhat in denial about it.
It’s ok I was lowkey believing her about wls this year 🙄 🤦🏻♀️
I wasn’t new to the Amberverse but I still managed to be astounded when she basically admitted that it was working then dropped it.
To be fair, she was almost certainly lying about not being “hungry” or not having “craveeens” when she was on the diet. But your point absolutely still stands. She’s a food addict and will never be “happy” unless she’s eating whatever she wants whenever she wants.
An optional snack means you do not HAVE to eat it, Amber. This is like when she feels she needs to eat every single weight watchers point she possibly can.
I get so sick of hearing her say "I've tried everything....absolutely everything"
Gurl plz..... yea u tried alot of diets but what u haven't tried is keeping at ANYTHING for enough time to do any good. Stop! Just stop Amber, u ain't foolin anyone.
it's because she thinks diets should be easy and instant and she should be able to go back to her bad habits in less than a week
@@lhvy5066 true. She's absolutely ridiculous
She’s the epitome of “trying to try”
She also hasn’t tried inpatient rehabilitation. Which is almost certainly the only thing that would work for her at this point. 🤷🏼
@@radlee974 very true. It turned Tammy from "600lb life" life around....look how good & happy she is now. Amber needs guidance, someone to take control for awhile. Once the weight starts falling off she will get addicted to feeling better/looking better rather than food.
The science behind Optivia is starvation. Lol
also a cult
@@arikalamari19i dont know about a cult but its for sure an mlm scam
Also by parting people from their money in a pyramid scheme they can't afford food.
Ding ding ding. Dr. Now does an 800 calorie diet for his patients to make them lose weight ASAP to get the strain off their body but that's short term, for an extreme situation, and under doctor supervision. Petite adult women, who are probably the adult demographic that needs the least calories, are advised to NOT go below 1200 calories a day. Doctors had to start speaking up about it because of celebrity starvation diets...so essentially, 1200 is the absolute minimum anyone should be going.
Let's be real. She did optivia just because of the cute packaging, and she loves to do unboxing.. once she realized she would get the same box the next months, she decided to quit.
Once she realized it wasn't going to be easy, she quit one of the few things that could've helped her
You can tell that just by looking at all of those meals organized in plastic containers. She's excited about how nice and clean it looks in the beginning but you know she'll be bored of it a couple days later
she has that literal toddler logic lmfaoo. you gotta laugh or you’ll punch a wall
@@lostinthought7349
Wouldn't have helped her. 900 calories is genuinely too low unless under doctor supervision and she was binging while on Optavia, so the cravings weren't fixed.
The fact that she thinks she has actually given any of her myriad diet attempts a chance to benefit her, still amazes me!
I thought the same thing. She listed off a couple of good weight loss techniques as if they just “don’t work”. Like no, you didn’t take it seriously.
She said she was looking for a reason to quit and found one. That says it all.
She really believes she is going to wither away if she has less than 1000 calories a day. Amazing 😂
She can survive like a year without food with all the fat she has in her body.
At her weight the pounds would come falling off for months if she had 2500 calories a day…
I mean not wither away lol but 1000 wouldn't be enough even for me, a 130 lb woman. I wouldn't wither away but not feeling good
@@sonalikumar4667Well yeah you’re a normal weight. It wouldn’t be healthy at all for you to only eat 1,000 cals considering you don’t have close to as many fat stores as Amberlynn.
@@highlyunderstated9908 Amber doesn't really leave the house or do anything so it's not like she needs a ton of energy either
She’s so excited reading all the labels of her “feelings”…before she realizes it’s all freeze dried and gross 😂
She is so boring today that we have to go back in order to find something just a bit less boring!
My toddler’s attention span last longer than our gorl does at a diet
And her realizing that “diet food” does not taste the same as take out lol 😂
"did so much research" but was surprised about the amount of calories in the meals
Sigh. It's the addiction that stops her from getting better. She needs rehab, just like she saw in her parents. Cycle keeps cycling.
"We were having friends over for a bonfire!" Has the same vibes as that Halloween party that she kept hyping up but then "forgot" to film. 😒
She claims to have soooo many friends (sure, Jan) and then never hesitates to blame them for her poor eating choices. 🤨
Idk why she cares about it so much. It's a normal thing when you're a teenager or in your early twenties but an adult trying to convince everyone about how many friends she has is unnecessary imo sorry for my bad English btw
@@supertajnykanałłYour English is great! I understood you perfectly 😊
Yes, because even if she did have a bunch of people over for a bonfire, that was a TERRIBLE idea for someone who just started a diet.
An obese person who just started a low calorie program then has people over to eat hotdogs, and s’mores and who knows what else, in front of her.
Yep, makes as much sense as an alcoholic going to hang out at a bar on their first day sober. 🙄
She’s so irritating.
So she spent hours, and hours, and hours, and hours and hourssss on research to know EVERYTHINGGG about this.. she still fails bcs of the food in this diet plan. 🤭
Remember when her dietician blocked her 😊
“Ohhhh, I like cookies”
Amber… you didn’t need to tell us that
Why didn’t she just buy a couple boxes of granola bars from the store and some meat and frozen bags of veggies 😂 She could have saved over $300 at least.
FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR SOME SNACKS?!?! WTF?!?! Is optavia an mlm or something?!
Yes. Yes it is.
Thousands of people do Octavia and she was awed by several women who are now back to being overweight or obese. At least they tried for years versus just 3 days.
I looked up the dining out guide she’s talking about. Almost every single thing she can eat at take out is either a salad, a salad with a grilled protein, or salmon.. that’s all the dining out guide offers as options 😂
“I tried everything”, no. No you didn’t.
She does try everything, but she's not sticking to it 😅😂
@@andrew10862 “trying” mostly refers to doing it for a month or more. 1 week doesn’t count to me 😂
@@andrew10862she still hasn’t tried inpatient
love the addition of commentary 🩷🫶🏻
Thank you so much for saying that, I really appreciate it!!
"a person my size, you need to lose weight or you're gonna die" yet thats not a good enough reason to stick to anything amd ride out the uncomfortable feeling in order to succeed and lose the weight and extend your life...... NOTHING will make her actually wanna Change if dieing at a young age won't.
I thought fs that her getting cancer would make her realize she needs to change but, nothing changed:/ I’m at a loss at what would make her turn it around
@@nicoles.5368 absolutely nothing with make her change love, not a damn thing. She is stuck in her ways, she's comfortable in her body (I don't know how when she can't do anything) and she likes Food being her best friend. All of this weight talk and weight loss crap is all for show, it's all for content.
Boy..she just takes people's word for something and runs with it. Of course her,',coach's is going to say she lost 100 lbs. Who's going to dispute it? She gets taken in by every program she's barely attempted.
Done hours and hours and hours of research… runs headfirst into obvious mlm scam
A-ha this is the diet where my slightly impaired hearing mistook 'fuelings' with 'feelings'. Funny af when she was eating her 'feelings' tbh 🤣
That’s how she was pronouncing it because she’s dumb and forgot what they were called. She also called Optavia different things throughout this saga
It really is crazy to me how she doesn’t seem to have any health problems. Either she doesn’t or she hides it really well
She has non alcoholic fatty liver, jaundice, gallbladder issues, spraining her ankle made her bed bound for two weeks, and she wheezes, but, sure Gorl is the pinnacle of health
ETA: forgot her lipodema, lymphedema, cellulitis and the bruises/scratches that never heal
not lets not get started on her mental issues, we'd be writing for days lol@@SpoonieCreates
trust, they are gunna start hitting her at rapid speed now in her 30's
oh did we forget about her uterine cancer, which was bc her weight@@SpoonieCreates
@@CupidsBow1114 that’s just it, she has so many weight related health issues it’s becoming impossible to keep track of them all
"it took every ounce of me" had me cackling,
Omg this was chin dab era 💀 there are compilations of her dabbing her chin
Pretending she liked that granola bar was the best acting she's ever done.
it’s so hilarious that when she starts one of these diets, she becomes starkly self-aware. Because usually she’d never be one to realize her over portioning and her consumption of dopamine inducing foods but the moment she starts a diet she’s full aware
I know she's not the brightest with math but she really can't do Calories In vs Calories Out? Most of what she eats has a dang nutrition label on it, half the work is done for her! Then again I think short of hiring someone to physically feed her the right foods at the right times, restrict her food choices, and physically force her body to exercise...
...well it just ain't happening for our gorl here. She's long since processed the loss of her health, her wellness, her figure, her future. She's not mourning or bargaining or angry, and she's only denying to save face. Deep down she's accepted that she will never be healthy and she's accepted that she will die young.
god she falls for marketing tricks so easily, it's baffling to watch
“Everyone has so much advice for me and plans I should try. I don’t know which one to choose?”
At this point, choose the one that Dr. Now or any other gastric bypass surgeon tells you that you should do.
I love that she believes she’s 150lb and has 400 pounds of lymphedema and water weight. 😂 never gets old
Hours and hours and hours, and hours and hours of research = youtube and instagram
Only Amber would think the program would be cheaper than groceries for ONE person when the program costs more than a month of normal groceries for a 3 person family. And that price is without having to then go buy your own produce and meat ON TOP of the packaged junk
the passive sarcastic comments are killing me “awww- but the packaging was so cute :(“
I love how she inadvertently says she eats her feelings. Lol! Reason #523 I watch ALR content.
the thing that irks me is that she gave the food away, just because you aren’t sticking to the program anymore doesn’t mean you can’t still eat the stuff
It always amused me how she bragged about how many hours of research she did about this program but as someone obsessed with numbers and calories never learned how many total calories she'd be consuming. Thats how you know it was all BS.
God she would be so easy to scam🤣🤣
this era made me so angry like what do you mean you're afraid you're not eating enough while you're 600 lbs
Trust our Gorl to fall for an MLM 🤭🤭🤭
there's a little itty bitty difference between attempting something for one day and quitting and actually trying and making an effort............
Hamberlynn quits everything. She will never change...
She’s tried “everything “ except getting a job so she doesn’t have time to do nothing but sit around and eat
She makes no sense. She’s “freaked out” by eating 900 calories but not when she eats thousands in one day?
Exactly this 😫
"I have tried everyteeeeeeng"
Gorl, how about you try to stick to your diet for more than 3 days?
Ahhhh the Optavia arc, one of the worst things that drew me to the Amberverse. Bit nostalgic lmao. Funnily enough tho, i only watch her on channels like these, her videos are fucking boring lmaoo😂😂
I don’t know what it is but whenever I hear that line, “I have been on the search, and on the prOWL…” from Amber, it just makes me abnormally frustrated. I don’t know what it is.
Amber needs to get into a cult at this point bc it may be the only thing that works lol
Day 1: 😁
Day 2: 😩
Day 3: 🍕
Starts off with “I’mobee honest”. To be fair most social media kiddies talk like this now. They’ve never had to write weekly grammatically correct essays for English / Philosophy / Psychology in university.
They also haven’t learnt cursive 🤯
Oh but she graduated from an Alternative school with a 3.9 gpa.
@@oldwomanranting Yup. Continuation School. [A continuation high school is an alternative to a comprehensive high school. In some countries it is primarily for students who are considered at risk of not graduating at the normal pace.]
She also has an IQ of 145 y’guize. Skated through life with participation trophies, inflated ratings, and many more bogus accolades to feed her undeserving ego. And she has zero talent, skill, experience, genuine penchant for anything.
We love a classism moment
@@Jason17300girl bye
My favorite part of this saga was the fact that she really thought those feelings could taste good. Like the best you can hope for with these things is that they taste like wet cardboard.
428 dollars for snack bars! You can get Quest bars and protein shakes for way cheaper!
Seriously!! When I worked at GNC and people came in for those products, I told them a protein shake powder and some regular bars are cheaper. Only some people opted for the suggestion.
I hate the way she says “feeleengs” instead of “fuelings” 😭
Its like the polar opposite of eds that involve being too scared of taking in too many calories.
The Optavia era will always be the most interesting era for me because honestly I think this program was perfect for her. She doesn't need to go shopping, she can eat processed sweets and stuff, she can eat often and she could even accommodate for eating out. She could even bump up her calories a little so she feels more satiated. And she said in the beginning that you can send them the stuff you don't like and they'll send you stuff you like instead so her not liking a few things wouldn't have been an issue at all.
But the issue is she wants to binge, she wants to eat unhealthy and as long as that isn't fixed, no program will help her
ExcuseLynn and I don’t believe a dietician would have agreed that 900 calories is bad and allowed Amber to quit 😒🙄
While I dont think she tells the truth about anything, I wouldn’t recommend a 900 calorie diet to a food-addicted binge eater. High restriction leads to larger binges. That’s why her doctors always tell her to start at just cutting 200-300 calories at first and work down, but for some reason she believes she has the willpower to cut 1000+ calories at a time and always fails. She truly believes she’s above her addiction and can overcome it-despite professionals telling her again and again she will fail cutting her calories into fourths.
I mean they would recommend it, but under medical supervision. Not Karen down the road who bought a kit from a pyramid scheme last week. Its usually an emergency thing, like say when you can't be tested for cancer without being shipped to the nearest zoo
So true!!!!
God I remember watching this happening live (through reaction channels of course). This was so bizarre and I already couldn’t stand her, but it made me dislike her 10x more and realize she was truly delusional
I remember this it was a failure
True, but you can say that about her last 10yrs.
18:35 I’ve always wondered WHY DID SHE FORCE HERSELF TO FINISH IT 🎉
gluttony at its finest
I can't believe she turned down 600 lb life
Your a Snarky little Vegemite 🤭.
And I L💜VE IT!!! 🤣😂🤣
- Your “Tooth” comment CRACKED Me Right UP!!! 👏👏👏
CRICKY MOSES!!! 🤦♀️
Day 1. and she’s buggered shit up ALREADY!!! She was TOLD 3 portions of Vegetables!!! Madam only had ONE!!! 🤦♀️
11:00 PLEASE IM IN TEARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ILYSM
She was absolutely manic in that first video
She tried everything but eating less and move more. Even is she eat like 2k calories at her weight SHE will lose weight.. it's not rocket science... calories in calories out... When you don't track your calories of course you will overeat! Don't need to track them all the time but onece you did it for a month for exemple, you know what a portion is, how many calories and proteins, carbs are in this food.... She have to make effort.. that's what she don't want to do.. There is no magical fix.. you need to do efforts!
Why can’t she pronounce fueling?
Feeleeng 😌
This one was really crazy
She has all or nothing thinking. She demands perfection so when she obviously fails she can quit right away.
She could havw had a hot dog and some chips. She could have added her cup of brown rice and cup of noodle. Yeah its not perfect but its progress and way better than what she does off optivia.
And of course the coach was nice she already got her cheque
20:30 - was that a fart!? 😂
I think it was a gunshot😳😂😂😂😂
UH MAZE EEEING 😹
Lean Cuisine and Healthy Choice are things, Amber! Try the Beef Chimichurri. Try a Progresso non cream based soup. I suggest Chickariina.
This is so surreal
Loseen weight without having to think about it. Sigh. It's quite the essence of Amber. Thinking is hard, you guise. Critical thinkeen - we don't know her.
She’s done SO much research. Hours and hours of research. Except for how many calories she’d be eating.
Being the size she is, She do Dr. Now’s diet of high protein no carb and if she did it right, she could lose 50-80 pounds in a month.
*20:28** she farted at **20:31** 😀😃😄😁😆🥹😅😂🤣🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲💨💨💨*
If she watched 600lb life then she’d know 900 calories is a norm but she’d probably side with the lazy patients
😂😂😂 she got tha 2:41 t right, A weight gain journey 🤣a dietician watching too
Why is she always on survival mode?
why force oneself to finish something nauseating? there were a lot a boxes, why not just try something different
8:34 why is this not right? 170 + 390 = 560
17:14 I was thinking exactly the same 🤣🤣
19:40 of course 900kcal is too little!! The poor gorl is practically starving
I just Hope she never becomes a MLM hun
I know people may not agree , but I agree with her on how 900 calories is NOT normal at all for any human. The normal amount a person should eat a day is 1500-2000 calories (weight also varies) but that’s for 100-200 pounds alone . I think her doing 900 calories per day could have had her get worse than better. I do thing that the octavia was a good thing to stop. Instead of this , I think she should do 1500-2000 calories a day but keep a calorie deficit and instead of balancing it out work out with it aswell. This will truly help her instead of that octavia crap because losing weight doing just come from the meals.
Oh gorl…
I think she has really accepted being 500-600 elbees and just does this stuff for click molments.
eating 6 times a day. already sounds wrong.
if you post the video when you already quit it then why upload it?
Bingeing your channel today. 😂😂😂😂