@@HeartGamer26 yuuuup she doesn't have enough self awareness for AWC. she would go on master chef and get kicked out first ep and call them fatphobic. but before leaving she'd say that gordon ramsey took her aside and told her that he loves her channel and he's schooo proud of her sub count and he thinks she's schooo beautiful and deserves none of the hate
amberlynn getting aggressive with becky at the end "this is how my ex used to do it" "I'm going to cook that for you. you'll eat hers but not mine???! you will LOVE my food more, you'll LOVE me more"
Ambers cooking reminds me always, how my 4 y.o. (I'm worked with kids) used to play in the woods. Stiring leaves, mud, leaves and wild berries together and play with it 😭
There are lots of Americans who make goulash from scratch and done well, myself included. Don’t look at these people as representatives for most of us😂
@@meikavorotsky1778 it's just that you have changed the original dish, it shouldn't have pasta which I've seen Americans put in (not saying everyone does)
That’s how everyone I’ve ever met refers to an order of fries. A small fry, large fry, etc. there are much better examples you could’ve used than this lmaoo
It’s a Dollop not a dallup like ALR says it. It means a hefty spoon full. There is a commercial for a sour cream company that says it “Do a dollop do do a dollop of daisy” 😂 Also Falines salmon wasn’t raw it was smoked salmon not technically raw
I understand not liking or enjoying cooking, but why is it every time amber or Beck cook it's like their trying to feed a large family of 8. I personally enjoy cooking. It's kinda relaxing in a way. Also another thing Al claims to always love these people, but never shows small acts, like preparing their plates for dinner, or as she's getting a drink asking if they'd like one too, just doing something selfless, her only way of showing "love" is buying gifts or food then rubbing it in their faces later on.
The size of her plates and dishes are INSANE. I’m pretty sure she eats from serving platters. When you see how big the plates are it becomes clear how big her portions actually are.
The only way I’d try any of Amberlynn’s food, is if I cooked it myself. I do not trust her cleanliness, and the way she wants to touch all the food constantly. Absolutely not.
I was interested in that poke bowl at first when she said they got raw fish. I was impressed they got sashimi grade salmon. But then she showed the smoked salmon. Did no one read the box? It literally says its pre-cooked. You can eat it directly from the package with a fork if you want and can store it in your pantry before opening.
@@luisrodriguez6514 Tbf she could eat thousands of calories and still lose weight and pretty much everything in it is much healthier than she usually eats
OMG please someone finally said it. I thought I was the only one who becomes so irritated when she leaves the “s” off some words . “You guise know I love soups and chilis” “gonna add some onionnnnnn and scallionnnnn” I can’t think of anymore right now but I t’s soooo annoying 😂
The first thing literally looks like sewer. Its triggering me because that's how my mom cooked growing up and still does for herself 😢 she always complains i never eat her food and i dont have the heart to tell her she cant cook
Lol same... My mom cooked like this too. I tease her about it now (light-hearted ribbing... nothing cruel). So these videos are oddly a little triggering, extra funny and also almost nostalgic for me.
These videos you make are so much more fun than just plain amberlynn reposts of her cooking, you being honedt about what the issue is of each dish and iy ou would eat ut or not is rlly nice.
Those giant chunks of boiled onion in that first "soup" she's making made me feel sick, then when she said she put SAUSAGE into her soup I literally gagged 😭 oh my LAWD that soup would taste horrendous
Faline era is one of the worst. The fake ditziness, pretending not to know how to pronounce words, constantly looking over at fleen smiling, the weird DDLG behavior, her change in “accent” and speaking. It’s so strange Edit; can’t forget the “bayhbee”
@@miekaash6831 that one's fine honestly bc people name their car too lmao. i meant the other things she does like she literally calls everything a he or she bc she thinks it's so cute and quirky and saw it on tt. the worst is when she does it to food. "im so excited to taste her" "im gonna eat her" like it's weird
I'm not sure if its a regional thing or not, but I would say "some cucumber and some onion" over saying "some cucumbers and some onions". As for dallop - have you never seen a daisy sour cream commercial? All words are made up but I known what a dallop is pretty much my whole life.
Looked for this comment... I don't say the S either. Maybe it's a regional thing? For dollop- it's a real word...she's just mispronouncing. It should be "doll-up", not "dall-up".
ALR’s soup look like something my dogs would enjoy (they like their foods all mix together with some kind of broth) ngl 😂 but of course there’s no way I let them eat something from chef ALR
I watch this woman waaay too much, last night I dreamed that I was swimming with her and her 3 little nephews, and i warned her to keep the kids away from the edge of the lake because of the strong current. Ofcourse she didnt listen and let the youngest swim there and he got swooped up and his body was never found. When i woke up i want even shocked, just disappointed because that is something she wojld totally do you guisee
Becky deserves an Oscar and a half for her pretending to love Amberlynn's chili
Sad thing is she has since said she actually liked it
@@nickywalshe also said because she likes bland food 😅
In all fairness, people who've tried making it also seem to like it but I guess it's hard to screw up chili!
@@nickywalshe was scared of the Beast lol 😂
@@cheslxy She was long free by that point thankfully
> She'll be eating raw salmon
> Smoked atlantic salmon
i was getting so annoyed by them calling it raw lmao
@@miranndall69 same! amber probably thinks since it's not dry af, it's raw
Amberlynn should go on America's Worst Cooks and get eliminated first episode
And her testimonial will read, “skinny people get eliminated too”
@@IrinasBookshelf lmao
She should but knowing her, she would try for Master Chef
@@HeartGamer26 yuuuup she doesn't have enough self awareness for AWC. she would go on master chef and get kicked out first ep and call them fatphobic. but before leaving she'd say that gordon ramsey took her aside and told her that he loves her channel and he's schooo proud of her sub count and he thinks she's schooo beautiful and deserves none of the hate
@@HeartGamer26 lmaoooo I'm dead
It makes me rage inside with how she constantly refers to EVERYTHING as “she” good lord!
Also, it’s just food ALR! Take it down a notch
Tiktok freaks desperately gendering everything, her she girl math teehee so kwork
She thinks that makes her a feminist 😂 She's more of a terf.
She thinks that makes her a feminist 😂 She's more of a terf.
What about potatoes, man? 😅
Becky's reaction is definitely to get a raise on her allowance
i finished the bowl mommy! can we go get my t shirt now 🥺
She was excited because she knew she would be gone by then
Make the soup
It’s amazing she got that big and never learned to drain the water off sautéed meat.
Because she never actually eats only what she cooks, when she's pretending to be honest she talks about how she has eaten takeout everyday for years
That first soup looked so FOUL🤮
Like actual vomit
Yea it’s akin to pig slop…. Just a bunch of whatever was going bad
The scum on the top of the soup was the only appetizing looking ingredient .
Right??
I'm barely a minute into the video and I'm already flabbergasted. Who in their right mind puts KETCHUP in a soup? Wtf🥴😨
I just got done saying that right before I read your comment. 😄
Around the same time she made a whole thing of I don't put it on burgers or fries nothing just soup. Kworky piggypop and all that
I admire her restraint in not using the season-all lol
It’s not really that unusual. Ketchup is commonly found in chili, vegetable soup, or plenty of American tomato-based soup recipes.
I do that when I don't have tomatoes to put in the soup or want to make my soup a bit thick 😢😢😢
“oh hell yeah, it’s a bean rinsing tutorial *air horn*” is never something I thought I’d find myself laughing so hard at.
there is nothing that invokes blind rage in me more than when amber says "don't come for me". gorl has such a victim complex lol
"All natural chicken sausage" is now my safeword
amberlynn getting aggressive with becky at the end "this is how my ex used to do it" "I'm going to cook that for you. you'll eat hers but not mine???! you will LOVE my food more, you'll LOVE me more"
omg I know like she would NOT drop it and let it go
Ma’am. That is a serving bowl! Also none of that fish was served raw. One was baked and one was smoked.
Wipey definitely taught her a thing or two about cooking. She's come along way from her sewage water soup.
Amber with a weapon pointed at Beck so we’ll believe someone loves her chili
Can’t even use fresh vegetables in the vegetable soup. Watching these people cook makes me physically ill.
Idk if I just watch too many of these compilations or what 😬 but I can tell which Era she's in just by hearing the tone of her voice 💀
That's not raw salmon. It's smoked. Many folks eat it for breakfast with bagels and cream cheese
She doesnt gender the salmon. The only ingredient that had one.😅
That’s such an odd habit to me. Why is everything a she?
That soup looks like somthing you'd find in a house in Resident Evil.
😂😂😂
Lol I have seen these clips countless times, but with Salty's snarky commentary, it adds a bit of fresh new energy to these classic molments. 😂
“The meat is almost done” girl it’s done 🥹 it been done
Remember when she said destiny’s was picky bc she wouldn’t try her ‘soup’
Ambers cooking reminds me always, how my 4 y.o. (I'm worked with kids) used to play in the woods. Stiring leaves, mud, leaves and wild berries together and play with it 😭
American "goulash" just throw all the shit in a pot, Hungarian goulash is delicious.
True. And it's not made with spaghetti sauce😂. She just offended the Hungarians and Italians at the same time
Americans have completely butchered the dish
There are lots of Americans who make goulash from scratch and done well, myself included. Don’t look at these people as representatives for most of us😂
@@meikavorotsky1778 Oh I don't take Amber as a good representative of anything other than the worst American stereotypes
@@meikavorotsky1778 it's just that you have changed the original dish, it shouldn't have pasta which I've seen Americans put in (not saying everyone does)
I can't stand her making the wrong words plural and singular. She does it with fries. She always says a large fry
That’s how everyone I’ve ever met refers to an order of fries. A small fry, large fry, etc. there are much better examples you could’ve used than this lmaoo
Or using “a Ben and Jerry” as if that is a unit of measurement.
@@kelseymullenix6711right.. no one ever says large fries. That doesn’t sound right 😂
I'm British. We definitely say fries. I work at McDonald's 😂 it might be a US vs UK distinction
@@kelseymullenix6711 I didn't realise these comments were being policed. Sounds like more people say it incorrectly then
Have you noticed she’s quit saying edamommy since Becky corrected her that one time
The Futurama cut took me ouuuttttt ☠️
It’s a Dollop not a dallup like ALR says it. It means a hefty spoon full. There is a commercial for a sour cream company that says it “Do a dollop do do a dollop of daisy” 😂
Also Falines salmon wasn’t raw it was smoked salmon not technically raw
Her “cooking” reminds me of when I was in college and I might of been slightly intoxicated and I would just hope for the best lol
I understand not liking or enjoying cooking, but why is it every time amber or Beck cook it's like their trying to feed a large family of 8. I personally enjoy cooking. It's kinda relaxing in a way. Also another thing Al claims to always love these people, but never shows small acts, like preparing their plates for dinner, or as she's getting a drink asking if they'd like one too, just doing something selfless, her only way of showing "love" is buying gifts or food then rubbing it in their faces later on.
"I'm just putting what sounds good."
Yup. That pretty much sums up her cooking. 😂
a Dollop is a loose term for measuring meaning a healthy spoon full of something. For instance Daisy sour creams slogan is "a dollop of Daisy"
I think the point was amber didn’t say dollop, she said dallup which is incorrect
@@hope3719 ohhhh I hadn’t thought of that. Yeah Amber does pronounce things wrong all the damn time
Yeah Amber just butchered the word….. per usual lol
your comment made me think of the old commercial for Daisy 🎶do do a dollop do do a dollop of Daisyyy🎶😂😂
God damn it now its stuck in my head @@madi2069
3:40 salty crab was extra salty haha and had facts haha 😂
Does she know that beef broth exists? Who puts chicken broth with chili?
Simmer = top of pot begging to fly across the kitchen.
The size of her plates and dishes are INSANE. I’m pretty sure she eats from serving platters. When you see how big the plates are it becomes clear how big her portions actually are.
how does she straight up not remember what she puts in her food
I think it's due to the sheer variety of ingredients 💀
8:52 😂😂😂😂 SALTY!! I screamed.
And the oscar goes to ....Becky to pretending to like Amber's chili 😂
using the white part of the green onion to top the dish and green part to cook with is so upsetting
The only way I’d try any of Amberlynn’s food, is if I cooked it myself. I do not trust her cleanliness, and the way she wants to touch all the food constantly. Absolutely not.
I was interested in that poke bowl at first when she said they got raw fish. I was impressed they got sashimi grade salmon. But then she showed the smoked salmon. Did no one read the box? It literally says its pre-cooked. You can eat it directly from the package with a fork if you want and can store it in your pantry before opening.
“bean rinsing tutorial” might be the funniest combo of words i’ve heard in a while
The poke bowl is the best thing she ever made, hands down. That actually looked delicious.
Because wifey was there, she knew how to cook
If anything looks remotely edible during the squinty eyes, aesthetic era, Jade made it
That Poke bowl will feed 2 people easily 😂maybe more
@@luisrodriguez6514 Tbf she could eat thousands of calories and still lose weight and pretty much everything in it is much healthier than she usually eats
Smoked salmon isn't raw. It's smoked.
Her cooking is the best appetite suppressant I've ever experienced.
😅
OMG please someone finally said it. I thought I was the only one who becomes so irritated when she leaves the “s” off some words . “You guise know I love soups and chilis” “gonna add some onionnnnnn and scallionnnnn” I can’t think of anymore right now but I t’s soooo annoying 😂
Someone does need to send these to Gordon Ramsay...😂 I'd love to get his reaction on some of these 😂
I can hear his voice "I wouldn't feed that to my dog!!"
@@rickyspeople or he'd say bloody hell that isn't even edible 😂
Becky pretending to like Amber's chilli is just too good
The other day i found myself saying, "situation type deal." I then proceeded to rise my mouth out with soap.
So gross 🤮,she thinks she is a good cook 🧑🍳 that’s the funny part. Vegetable soup with meat.
I never thought a Futurama clip would be so relevant in my life ahaha
Another commenter said it on another video and I echo: everything she cooks ends up a universal beige color lol; amber the beige slop queen
The first thing literally looks like sewer. Its triggering me because that's how my mom cooked growing up and still does for herself 😢 she always complains i never eat her food and i dont have the heart to tell her she cant cook
Lol same... My mom cooked like this too. I tease her about it now (light-hearted ribbing... nothing cruel). So these videos are oddly a little triggering, extra funny and also almost nostalgic for me.
I would have to be starving to eat any of it. Maybe as a Texan, I cook differently. Seasonings should enhance food, not overpower it.
the soup at the beginning was something out of a horror movie
These videos you make are so much more fun than just plain amberlynn reposts of her cooking, you being honedt about what the issue is of each dish and iy ou would eat ut or not is rlly nice.
What it god’s name is “broccoli crumbles?!” 😶😶😶
I'm assuming just florets
thank you this videos helps me since i was fasting ❤
Salty crab is working overtime! And it’s appreciated! She’s hilarious 😅
I baby barf Everytime she mentions putting ketchup in soup
Those giant chunks of boiled onion in that first "soup" she's making made me feel sick, then when she said she put SAUSAGE into her soup I literally gagged 😭 oh my LAWD that soup would taste horrendous
She always over seasons her food. Her palate must be burned out.
I really want like Gordon Ramsey to react to her “cooking” or like any pro chef 💀
I always looove the backgrounds you put behind the salty crab, super cute ✨
SHE KNOWS HOW TO SAY EDAMAME... she has been pronouncing it Ede Mommy....
Amberlynn: 🔫 "you love my chili"
12:18 why is it on high 😭 does girl not want it it cook good gradually? she wants to eat it that bad and can’t wait?
I can't believe that she put ketchup in the first soup.
Seriously,Im dying..."NO THANX.KEEP THAT TRASH AWAY FROM ME!"Too funny.Stuff looks like it was in the sink drain...yeesh!
“What the hells a dollop?” Haven’t you ever heard of a dollop of daisy??? 😂😂😂
She asked why Amber pronounced “dollop” as “dallup”
@@hailbones666because she’s quirky girly pop 🤣
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl 🙄
“omg where do i even start?”
throwing it in the trash gorl, start there please
Yup, that "low sodium chicken broth" makes all the difference. Such a healthy queen 👑
All her chilis and i swear she cant figure out to slow cook it. Thats the best part
3:00 Damn. RIP to the real Keto Queen, LifeByJen 😔
Smoked salmon isn't raw. 😂
My fiancee hates garlic. I don't use garlic. So easy. When we eat separately i use garlic. When we share i don't... So easy
that little tremble in your voice when you say "does it, though"? 😄
Faline era is one of the worst. The fake ditziness, pretending not to know how to pronounce words, constantly looking over at fleen smiling, the weird DDLG behavior, her change in “accent” and speaking. It’s so strange
Edit; can’t forget the “bayhbee”
Oh my god I CACKLED at the way you used that Bender clip oh my god 😂😂
That’s not chilli, that’s her bath water…
New Salty video! Thanks for all the content ❤
smoked salmon isn't raw girlypop
how she can make a colorful food palette look so grey and white will always amaze me
"Pokey bowl"
The beginning clip 😂 Beck is so cute
The woman can't caramelise onions to save her life
THE FUTURAMA CLIP LMAOOOOAA 😭😭😭😭
I honestly never realized how many times she showed us how to rinse beans until this series
i hate people who gender food lol it's so creepy and weird. not even food but any inanimate objects
I for sure call my car a she though lol.
@@miekaash6831 that one's fine honestly bc people name their car too lmao. i meant the other things she does like she literally calls everything a he or she bc she thinks it's so cute and quirky and saw it on tt. the worst is when she does it to food. "im so excited to taste her" "im gonna eat her" like it's weird
I'm not sure if its a regional thing or not, but I would say "some cucumber and some onion" over saying "some cucumbers and some onions".
As for dallop - have you never seen a daisy sour cream commercial? All words are made up but I known what a dallop is pretty much my whole life.
Looked for this comment... I don't say the S either. Maybe it's a regional thing? For dollop- it's a real word...she's just mispronouncing. It should be "doll-up", not "dall-up".
Lmao get a room you two 😂
wtf is ‘spinidge’
One of these days I'm going to make our gorls soup I have to know how bad it tastes
ALR’s soup look like something my dogs would enjoy (they like their foods all mix together with some kind of broth) ngl 😂 but of course there’s no way I let them eat something from chef ALR
When she throws her head back, rolls her eyes back and has a praise moment,..😬
“Spinnidge”
Once more watching this while cooking lol
I watch this woman waaay too much, last night I dreamed that I was swimming with her and her 3 little nephews, and i warned her to keep the kids away from the edge of the lake because of the strong current. Ofcourse she didnt listen and let the youngest swim there and he got swooped up and his body was never found.
When i woke up i want even shocked, just disappointed because that is something she wojld totally do you guisee