I'm curious to see just how low can he go with these trashy films. I could imagine him making a movie exploiting the beating of Emmett Till and calling it woke and progressive art
lazy talentless shit. I know there are great scripts waiting to be made but dudes like this get a chance smh...why i wont be relying on hollywood to make my movies...
Words I'd never expect to come out of his mouth. For the most part, he's generally very polite while reviewing movies, especially within the last 2 years due to his passion growing. The fact that hes calling it this, clearly theres a reason for it lol. I watched the movie on TH-cam and it really is horrible.
@@shittelevision2384 when I watched the review for the 3rd fifty shades movies all I wanted was a third F. I watched with great anticipation and when he gave the F I cried. Tears of joy. A trilogy of movies that are F...it was beautiful
@@stephsvids9812 Except it's completely offensive to anyone who is really into BDSM (which I'm not at all into, but I'm just saying) because it's nothing like what real BDSM is.
I like these movies. I would like to see: The Conjuring of Charlie Hebdo The Haunting of Tupac Shakur The Exorcism of Amy Winehouse The Curse of Chester Bennington The Shining of Michael Jackson
@@sean1393 well that movie was just dumb and unnecessary. But it wasnt as offensive as something like this. I'd rather watch that movie over this, any day, ten times over, because a movie like this makes me so angry.
Vlad Vale nah I say the hilariocity reviews are fun way of making fun of movies. I don’t think this movie is fun to make fun of because it more or less does it on its own and director and the production team didn’t really care what they produced to the public
Hilariocities are more akin to guilty pleasures. They might be somewhat problematic and also terrible written and acted, but they still are entertaining. Movies like this one have no entertainment value and are frankly disgusting.
the difference is The Emoji Movie is horrible, whereas Farrands' movie is extremely illegal. I'd rather watch a horrible movie than an illegal movie like this
@@fulcrum6760 I mean literally nobody likes this film. I watched this film since Chris hated it so much and I have to say that this is one of the most unlikable films ever made and no one will defend it.
THOST was a really solid fantasy retelling of the Manson Murders that gave the victims a chance to fight back. Where's your fake outrage at QT for making a movie about a couple of dim-wits down the street that did the exact same thing?
@@markphillips6786 THOST was an exploitative, trashy, terribly written and horribly acted movie which tries to weave in a supernatural element into its story half heartedly. Whereas you has Once upon a time in hollywood which is a thought provoking what if tale which deconstructs the last years of the golden age of hoolywood and celebrates the life of Sharon tate instead of using her death as a way to tell a rubbish horror movie. The ending of OUATIH is more satisfying than THOST because there is actual consideration and admiration paid toward sharon to not inadvertently have her be the victim or the major player in the final showdown. The ending becomes more plausible and entertaining because it does not exploit such a tragic event by being predictable but instead has Cliff booth a former green beret annihilating hippie murderers in brutal tarantino fashion. While once upon a time in hollywood actually had substance and care put into it, THOST is one of the most contrived, by the numbers and unscary horror movies i have had the displeasure of watching and a waste of everybodys netflix time.
*Realizes that it's the same guy who made The Haunting of Sharon Tate* Me: Oh no. Edit: Wow, thank you guys so much for the 1.5K likes. Never thought this'll be like that much. Stay awesome.
up next: The Dismemberment of Lacey Petersen, in which Lacey is scared of Scott (to be played by Charlie Sheen) and has premonitions of her own murder, but it turns out to be ghosts.
Chris is a man of good character, I appreciate him speaking up like this. He knows when someone is just tryin to make money of other peoples misfortune
@@darcanjel7 OJ Simpson was acquitted by a jury of his peers, Respect the courts decision and Respect the laws of this country.. That's what you tell black people now it's time for you all to do the same! Respect the courts people or you just being hypocrites?
They should make on jeffery Epstein as well there was a time when OJ Simpson and Donald Trump were good friends OJ ATTENDING TRUMPS Wedding in 1993. A year before the murder trail. They should make a movie on John mcaffe like this as well.
Chris did such a great job in expressing his disgust with this film, I couldn’t even finish watching this review. No wonder he graded it at the beginning.
If that is the worst film you have ever seen, let me point you out to any of the dozen "Sharknado" movies, "Birdemic," "Battlefield Earth", "Jack & Jill", "Human Centipede I-III" "Movie 43," "Bucky Larson", "Slenderman" etc.etc.etc.
@@markphillips6786 I've seen Birdemic, none of the others though. Birdemic was worse than THOST from a technical standpoint, but it wasn't offensive in the way that the latter was.
This movie was incredibly insensitive to her death, making it look like her death was her fault, foreshadowing in unrealistic dialogue, and fetishizing her death. Unfortunately my mom rented the film and I was forced to suffer through this. So trashy...
I think this is the problem. A lot less people were going to be aware of this movie if it wasn’t for this review. Now all the trolls who watch this channel and the 12 year olds on 4chan are going to give this film a lot more exposure and call it a masterpiece or sth.
Funny because this guy made a movie about Sharon Tate's death and Tarantino made a movie where Sharon's death didn't happen and the murderers ware killed. Brutaly.
You can’t blame him for being that pissed!! It must be so frustrating to him that he’s busting a gut & working his ass off to get his ideas off the ground & he sees a studio backing a hack of no merit & also what seems to be a lack of genuine human decency to come up with trash like this & the Tate movie.
@@n2nother You're right that none of us personally know Daniel Farrands but it's not helping his case that he's made three films in a row that explore these real crimes with an arguably flippant, crass and exploitative approach. I've seen him speak in person before and he's an excellent documentary filmmaker but his narrative feature work at best leaves much to be desired and at worst ghoulishly fetishizes the violence people commit against each other to make new forms of exploitation and slasher movies.
80's guy nah man there no defending this movie. Bruh teens arent dumb enough to luck at this movie as slasher horror movie. I don’t really care for celebrities lifestyle but making movie about them when some of relatives are still hear is straight up a money grab ploy.
Yes but the OJ series was another version illustrating his false guilt and played into whites hatred of OJ. OJ is innocent and whereas he did beat his wife he didn't kill her, he didn't premeditate her murder, that isn't a Black characteristic. Black people are more reactionary in nature and don't do much plotting and planning such as whites.
The entire idea of this movie just feels wrong. If you’re going to make movie based on tragic events, show the respect it deserves. This whole movie just feels gross
It was interesting. It doesn't say OJ was innocent, it sort of leaves the "who" of the "dunit" up in the air. It just shows a what-if alternate theory. I liked it and thought Mena Suvari did a commendable job in a tough role.
Abdul Sesay especially since they did it only to make the cut theatre length. It’s clear why they were putting those clips in (just for possible extra money), but the problem is, the movie is so bad, no one will go to theaters to watch it
Nick Alfidi see for me I don’t think the director wanted to make a good movie. He wanted his idea of this movie to be presented. From what I heard from this director he sounds like person only making movies depicting on real life situations. And he probably belongs to lifetime television then movie industry cause this just puts a poor taste on inspiring upcoming filmmakers.
January might be the worst month for movies, but it's certainly the BEST month for movie reviews! Between this and the YMS review of The Grudge, I haven't laughed this hard in a while! Thanks for taking the hit for our entertainment guys!
You know when Chris gives an F grade within the first 25 seconds of a review, not even the first minute, you know the director has done something horribly wrong. And it is well deserved. To me it feels like Daniel Farrands is the Hollywood equivalent of Jaystation here on TH-cam, just no respect for human life and glorifying graphic depictions of death. Someone posted the full movie on TH-cam so I was able to watch it for free, hallelujah, and, you are right. This entire movie is a disturbance, it's pathetic, weak and a kick to the heart for anyone who actually knew Nicole for depicting her as bringing the murder upon herself. And the murder scene, it's disgusting. It doesn't even feel like Hollywood gore, because they're showing everything very slowly and very close up to their faces, and this film went WAY too far with that scene. I'm grateful that I was able to find that video because this director doesn't deserve another penny if this is the career he's creating for himself.
Chris Stuckman teaches me something new about movies nearly each and everyday. I admire the responsibility and approach you have to your craft and channel. One of the best TH-camrs around and that’s a shoot.
based on the title, I was hoping it would be something like that, and had great respect when he did that. this isn't an entertaining video, it's informative.
The moment I saw the notification I was thinking, "This sounds like something that 'The Haunting of Sharon Tate' director would do." Aaaannnndd yep, I was right.
After finding out January 17th’s Bad Boy’s 3 was actually good, I started to worry that the universe was tearing in half and all hope was lost... but after seeing that this movie exists and hearing your review, I’m reminded that yes, it’s still the January we know and love, and everything’s gonna be ok.
It feels like "Kris Jenner'"is in 'The Room'. Especially in the end of this review where she says 'Oh hello' to the waiter like the Room guy said it in the famous roof scene. Also, Nick Stahl did not age well at all. I kept thinking that Jean Claude Van Damme was playing the "killer".
I don’t think Chris likes this movie.🤔
I dunno... He seems like he's on the fence with this one
3:55
😂
Get outta here
Actually I think *Kris* would take any fame she could get... depends on the “public opinion”
He obviously gave it an A+
This director is really good at sh*tting in the graves of actual murder victims and calling it "art".
He deserves to give all money he made to the victim’s family
Maybe the Goldman's will sue him.
Shart
I'm curious to see just how low can he go with these trashy films. I could imagine him making a movie exploiting the beating of Emmett Till and calling it woke and progressive art
lazy talentless shit. I know there are great scripts waiting to be made but dudes like this get a chance smh...why i wont be relying on hollywood to make my movies...
The worst thing about dying is if this guy makes a movie about your death.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
If I die tragically, I'll be this Man's own personal poltergeist, ruining his film sets!
Or Jaystation making a 3AM challenge on you
So does Hollywood there movies made on true stories about people dying
This is unironically my motivation to keep living. Suicidal people take note.
Never seen Chris this angry. It should be the first of a sub-series...
"Chris Is Pissed"
Or When Chris Got Genuinely Got Angry
@@laiklovesmusic That's the Chris from Nine Lives
You haven't seen his Emoji Movie review then
@@MioRaem Or his Nine Lives review
“Pissed Chris” sounds better imo, but he should make a playlist of it
"Your film is a garbage fire of trash" - Chris Stuckmann
Tell that to zod’s snapped neck
Speech 100
"Your film is a garbage fire of trash, AND YOU SHOULD FEEL LIKE A GARBAGE FIRE OF TRASH"
Redundant lol
Words I'd never expect to come out of his mouth. For the most part, he's generally very polite while reviewing movies, especially within the last 2 years due to his passion growing.
The fact that hes calling it this, clearly theres a reason for it lol.
I watched the movie on TH-cam and it really is horrible.
An F within a minute. That has to be a record.
Even for the Fifty Shades movies he waited until the end to give an F
@@shittelevision2384 when I watched the review for the 3rd fifty shades movies all I wanted was a third F. I watched with great anticipation and when he gave the F I cried. Tears of joy. A trilogy of movies that are F...it was beautiful
EJIFIII but the fifty shades movies aren’t offensive to anybody, I mean yeah they are jokingly but they’re not physically offensive to any said person
@@stephsvids9812 Have you seen Dominic Noble's reviews of them, there are serious issues with the Fifty Shades movies.
@@stephsvids9812 Except it's completely offensive to anyone who is really into BDSM (which I'm not at all into, but I'm just saying) because it's nothing like what real BDSM is.
I think this director makes movies just to piss off Chris.
😂
(Rubs hands together)
Helluva niche
Linwood Payne huh?
CC just ignore them, idiots
I think Chris found his nemesis.
Heeheeheee
Intertwined in an eternal battle
He's pretty butthurt that so.ething like this gets funding, but one of his ideas can't. The frustration is understandable.
This will be interesting for the following years hahahahaha
He needs to make a skit for his next review for the next one (if there is a next one)
I like these movies. I would like to see:
The Conjuring of Charlie Hebdo
The Haunting of Tupac Shakur
The Exorcism of Amy Winehouse
The Curse of Chester Bennington
The Shining of Michael Jackson
You silly 😂
Don't forget The Suicide of Jeffrey Epstein.
I'd watch the haunting of Tupac
The Burning of Paul Walker?
The disrespect of Tupac is already in full swing..
Daniel Farrand: Disrespecting the memory of famous murdered women; one blonde at a time. Real classy
Seriously, how much lower can he sink? Next up- his take on JonBenét Ramsey?
@@ozkey1558 he's gonna say Santa Claus killed her because she was naughty and deserved it.
Careful you’ll give him ideas.
Daniel Farrands, He's my hero 😍😍
Watch him make one about anna nicole smith or something.
*30 seconds in*
Chris: “F”
Me: Well that was quick
RKO outta nowhere with that F
lol thanks, I was skipping to the last 20% of the video to see the grade but it wasn't there!
Pay respects too
Poor Chris
Thanks Stuckmann, for taking an F for us
CC CC me too
I think Chris kinda enjoys being really pissed off at this film
I know I really enjoy when chris is really pissed at a film. 3:55
I enjoy watching him
Shame he doesn't do worst lists anymore
Actually I think Kris would take any fame she could get... depends on the “public opinion”
The film prolly really pissed him off
I’m dying of laughter at the fact that graded it in the beginning lmao
Me before the video starts: It can't be that bad.
(Chris gives the 'F' rating *34 seconds* into the review)
Me: Oh dear, we are in trouble...
Filch quote! Love it!!
Linkara: ohhhh, this is gonna get good.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Chris so angry about a movie, but rightfully so, the movie is extremely disrespectful
Ryan Wade watch the Emoji Movie review lol
@@sean1393 well that movie was just dumb and unnecessary. But it wasnt as offensive as something like this. I'd rather watch that movie over this, any day, ten times over, because a movie like this makes me so angry.
Ryan this isn't a movie, this is junk!
Did you see his review of "The Emoji Movie?"
@@chitown1782 you can say that again, or even more times than it deserves...
This movie looks so bad, it's not even hilariocity worthy, even tho it has all the requirements
Vlad Vale nah I say the hilariocity reviews are fun way of making fun of movies. I don’t think this movie is fun to make fun of because it more or less does it on its own and director and the production team didn’t really care what they produced to the public
Hilariocities are more akin to guilty pleasures. They might be somewhat problematic and also terrible written and acted, but they still are entertaining. Movies like this one have no entertainment value and are frankly disgusting.
I’d say the hilariocity movies are so bad they’re fun to watch, this isn’t
It's "So Bad It's Horrible" in tvtropes terms
He probably could have done a hilariocity of this, if the movie wasn't in such poor taste.
The director of The Emoji Movie is holding many beers.
And sharing them with Uwe Boll himself
the difference is The Emoji Movie is horrible, whereas Farrands' movie is extremely illegal. I'd rather watch a horrible movie than an illegal movie like this
I am anticipating his sequels:
The Curse of Kurt Cobain, and The Ghost Children of Sandy Hooke Elementary
Too far?
Apparently for this shitstain of a human being, nothing is too far.
The ghost children of shady hook starring alex jones
Your post made me realize that sooner or later, someone really will make a movie out of Sandy Hooke. Whoever does it, I hope it ends their career.
Nah, you’re making a good point. The concept for this movie isn’t far removed from those. And that’s what’s so appalling
He probably will made something about Judith Barsi, Dominique Dunne or Rebecca Schaeffer.
0% on Rotten Tomaotes, and Chris Stuckmann is part of that family.
Bernabe Arias Someone is going use the audience score saying the critics are biased and left wing, I just know it.
@@fulcrum6760 well..... No one did.
Mrinmoy Das This was made one month ago and we all know anyone who defends this film should take a good look into their life.
@@fulcrum6760 I mean literally nobody likes this film. I watched this film since Chris hated it so much and I have to say that this is one of the most unlikable films ever made and no one will defend it.
Mrinmoy Das Indeed but some assholes would use the audience score to justify a bad movie’s score.
I can't wait for Farrand's next film:
"9/11 - Aliens did it"
Naw its gonna be about Michael jackson or Princess Diana.
Michael Jackson vs. 9/11- Princess Diana did aliens
That would essentially just be Independence Day but in New York and on the Twin Towers
@@seenl6eight258 The aliens did destroy New York in that movie already.
@@Mikeanglo But this time Micheal Bay is the co director, and there’s gonna be Linkin Park as well
"From the director who brought you The Haunting of Sharon Tate" is all you need to know
THOST was a really solid fantasy retelling of the Manson Murders that gave the victims a chance to fight back. Where's your fake outrage at QT for making a movie about a couple of dim-wits down the street that did the exact same thing?
Mark Phillips not falling for the bait
@@markphillips6786 THOST was an exploitative, trashy, terribly written and horribly acted movie which tries to weave in a supernatural element into its story half heartedly.
Whereas you has Once upon a time in hollywood which is a thought provoking what if tale which deconstructs the last years of the golden age of hoolywood and celebrates the life of Sharon tate instead of using her death as a way to tell a rubbish horror movie.
The ending of OUATIH is more satisfying than THOST because there is actual consideration and admiration paid toward sharon to not inadvertently have her be the victim or the major player in the final showdown.
The ending becomes more plausible and entertaining because it does not exploit such a tragic event by being predictable but instead has Cliff booth a former green beret annihilating hippie murderers in brutal tarantino fashion.
While once upon a time in hollywood actually had substance and care put into it, THOST is one of the most contrived, by the numbers and unscary horror movies i have had the displeasure of watching and a waste of everybodys netflix time.
I read it with the voice of the honest trailers dude. 😂
@@jamesrimes2870 lol me too
*Realizes that it's the same guy who made The Haunting of Sharon Tate*
Me: Oh no.
Edit: Wow, thank you guys so much for the 1.5K likes. Never thought this'll be like that much. Stay awesome.
He’s a disgrace to humans
I felt the same way :( that man is out of touch :(
up next: The Dismemberment of Lacey Petersen, in which Lacey is scared of Scott (to be played by Charlie Sheen) and has premonitions of her own murder, but it turns out to be ghosts.
@@Mad_Beefs triggered much? Sounds like you haven't gotten laid in a really long time, dude.
@@Mad_Beefs it's also funny wind THOSH was a flop die to people like Chris and Ralph tearing it a new one.
It's bad when the movie isn't even a hilariosity.
Though I think Chris' F reviews are more fun than his hilariocity
Troll 2: I am the worst movie ever made
Daniel Farrands: Hold my beer.
This movie was actually offensive, not funny
Hilariocity = Hilarious Travesty.
This film was so bad it just made Chris angry
Everyone: The Haunting of Sharon Tate was bad let’s not do this again
Daniel Farrands: hold my beer
Hold it yourself
Tarantino: I'll do it my way. And a Hitler one too why not.
I can hardly wait for his movie about Jeffrey Epstein.
Yeah but nobody cares about Epstein/not innocent victim
Or about Harvey Weinstein and how the victims were asking for it 😔
"Come see the exciting adventures of the misunderstood playboy in *Escape to Epstein Island."
Joe Smith 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don't give them any ideas.
"Gross trashy exploitation" is a perfect way to talk about Daniel's films imo.
I honestly hate no filmmaker except him
That's how I describe Paul Worthless Shit Anderson. His movies are beyond borderline offensive. Resident Evil films are proof.
That quote should be on the cover.
his documentaries are fire tho, he should have known to stick with documentaries , and not fictionalize real tragedies
Hadn't even heard of this. And now...I'll try to forget it.
Matthew Steinke That’s what I thought about
Matthew Steinke 🖐🏽 me too
I didnt know it was a movie. I thought Chris legit would be talking about Nicole's death
@@jtoumai That would've been a major subversion of expectations.
@@thebatmanfan1309 i woulda listen to him talk about that. But oh God this movie....
Chris is a man of good character, I appreciate him speaking up like this. He knows when someone is just tryin to make money of other peoples misfortune
Jonah S I 100% agree
I assumed that's the case for the movie just on name alone.
Cats - "We've made the worst film of the year."
The Murder Of Nicole Brown Simpson - "Hold my beer."
Dolittle wants a word.
@veronica carlson u r right
More like "Hold my knife".
@@darcanjel7 OJ Simpson was acquitted by a jury of his peers, Respect the courts decision and Respect the laws of this country.. That's what you tell black people now it's time for you all to do the same! Respect the courts people or you just being hypocrites?
Chris gave Dolittle a D-
And when he says "grossly inappropriate" with all the movies he's seen, it must be really, really bad.
"Your film is a garbage fire of trash" I love Chris
A garbage fire of garbage then?
Daniel Farrands: I hAtE cHrIs 😂
They should make on jeffery Epstein as well there was a time when OJ Simpson and Donald Trump were good friends OJ ATTENDING TRUMPS Wedding in 1993. A year before the murder trail. They should make a movie on John mcaffe like this as well.
@@andrewchalker8529people vs OJ Simpson was better
Wait a minute?
An “F”.
I don’t think Chris likes this movie.
Wait half a minute
Congratulations I'm surprised you managed to somehow piece that together.
@@TheSectric No shit
Thalamic Nuclei comment on the day!
@@nashwanjajo533 You realize you responded "no shit" to a "no shit" comment? Ok......
Chris did such a great job in expressing his disgust with this film, I couldn’t even finish watching this review. No wonder he graded it at the beginning.
His next movie will be about Casey Anthony: a doting mother just trying to rescue her daughter whose been kidnapped by some Latina babysitter.
1:25 "No, I'm her brother". Those acting skills lol.
The Haunting of Sharon Tate is without a doubt the worst film I've ever seen so to hear that this is worse blows me away.
If that is the worst film you have ever seen, let me point you out to any of the dozen "Sharknado" movies, "Birdemic," "Battlefield Earth", "Jack & Jill", "Human Centipede I-III" "Movie 43," "Bucky Larson", "Slenderman" etc.etc.etc.
@@markphillips6786 I've seen Birdemic, none of the others though. Birdemic was worse than THOST from a technical standpoint, but it wasn't offensive in the way that the latter was.
I implore you watch Resident Evil The Final Chapter. That film is absolutely disgusting!
@@SuperMurray2009 Haven't seen that; I'll have to check it out
@@SuperMurray2009 Do I have to see all the others before to understand what's going on
January comes around.
Hollywood: just here to drop off a whole load of trash
kishenkoolskills90 Richard Jewell came out a few months ago here in the states so it’s not a true January movie
Jesus It’s been a while since the last time I’ve seen Chris this angry lol
madz he’s been angrier before, especially the Emoji movie review
Watch Dragonball Z live action movie review...its gold..
He’s even worse in other reviews, such as Resident Evil: The Final Chapter.
The two above my comment are also right.
It’s been awhile since he’s been this pissed
oh so you didn't see his The Emoji Movie review?
5:54 "You know after he kills me, you can live with the fact that you never did a thing about it."
Wasn't exactly wrong
Next movie from that SOB is probably about how Oscar Pistorius “didn’t kill” Reeva Steenkamp... -.-
Chris: *Starts the video with an F rating*
Me: oh boy
Fart Tony 🤣
Oh shit this is going to be bad...
That's a first.
80's guy eh nah I’m sure it’s horrible
I'm gonna say it. That acting was "the room" level.
Nah, The Room is at least hammy and great fun to laugh at. This shit has nothing going for it.
Indeed.
No
leave your stupid comments in your pocket
Dang, that makes me want to watch it. So bad it’s entertaining lol.
Omg last year Tarantino saved Sharon Tate
Idk who'll save Nicole now
Bless Tarantino, and Greta Gerwig praised him for that
This movie was incredibly insensitive to her death, making it look like her death was her fault, foreshadowing in unrealistic dialogue, and fetishizing her death. Unfortunately my mom rented the film and I was forced to suffer through this. So trashy...
Next movie: The Assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy
True Gangsta the shooter was a Native American spirit
@@jacobb.9181 nah man, itll be an alien movie with the magic bullet
Nope its Gonna about Michael Jackson :The Malpratice of Conrad Murray.
A la Oliver stone "...Lyndon Johnson and his government did it" was a little ludicrous. Of course, it's an opinion.
Produced by michael bay
Chris ~"how did these actors get involved with this film?" Answer: Drugs cost money
"First take performances in a student movie"
lmao. I could totally see that.
"I'mana give this movie an F" sounds like an old 80s movie one liner.
Wearing shades on😎🤙🏼
Nick Stahl looks like his older John Connor self, just missing the scar.
Chris just pulled an OJ and completely murdered this movie and walked away
Well this is a film I've never heard of until I saw this video.
Me too. Never heard of this garbage film. 🤷♂️
SMH at this movie 🤦♂️
I think this is the problem. A lot less people were going to be aware of this movie if it wasn’t for this review. Now all the trolls who watch this channel and the 12 year olds on 4chan are going to give this film a lot more exposure and call it a masterpiece or sth.
Isn’t that a good thing though? Because I haven’t either, but thankfully I saved myself all my brain cells.
Horror movie: Get’s released in January
Chris: So you have choosen death
i don’t think this is a horror movie
@@TheMilkGamer293 its a horror movie because its scary it even got made
I don't think he would ever say "choosen."
*Gets
*chosen
I choose cake
Does this mean we’ll a Tarantino version where OJ Simpson gets put through a wood chipper at the end 😂
Macho Movie Man Y’know, I’d probably watch it.
Oh my god! Soooooo much YES! 🤣🤣🤣
This is so offensive to the families of the victims!! He’s making money from their tragedy! (Daniel Farrands) it’s unreal! 🙄😠
Just like something like Michael Bay's Pain and Gain, only infinitely worse.
Dude thinks he can do Tarantino by changing up history without having any of the charm, awareness, or lighthearted grit.
Funny because this guy made a movie about Sharon Tate's death and Tarantino made a movie where Sharon's death didn't happen and the murderers ware killed. Brutaly.
Me: Can’t wait to watch this full review to find out what Chris thinks about the movie!
*36 seconds in*
Chris: F
"What a drag" I choked on my water after hearing that.
Why
I laughed
That's a funny joke lol
@@blackvalio4060 I know this is four years later, but are you that dense you don't get the hilarity in this?😂
To complete his exploitative trilogy: The Death of JonBenét Ramsey.
Or even a quadrilogy: The Actual Death of Jeffery Epstein
Colli_Wolly but that would actually be a good movie.
Or that child actress who voiced in “All Dogs To Heaven”.
Don't give him ideas
ALgamingexperience If given to the right director, of course.
I would give it an “F” if they made it like OJ didn’t do it.
When I saw the rating come up first, I was like "Oh Chris is about to go IN..."
I've seen Chris angry at bad movies before, but this time he seems genuinely pissed off
You can’t blame him for being that pissed!! It must be so frustrating to him that he’s busting a gut & working his ass off to get his ideas off the ground & he sees a studio backing a hack of no merit & also what seems to be a lack of genuine human decency to come up with trash like this & the Tate movie.
Stephen D'ARCY you don’t know Dan. Just saying.
@@n2nother You're right that none of us personally know Daniel Farrands but it's not helping his case that he's made three films in a row that explore these real crimes with an arguably flippant, crass and exploitative approach. I've seen him speak in person before and he's an excellent documentary filmmaker but his narrative feature work at best leaves much to be desired and at worst ghoulishly fetishizes the violence people commit against each other to make new forms of exploitation and slasher movies.
Will C not only that it discredits other Actual filmmakers who strive make their movies up in the big screen.
80's guy nah man there no defending this movie. Bruh teens arent dumb enough to luck at this movie as slasher horror movie. I don’t really care for celebrities lifestyle but making movie about them when some of relatives are still hear is straight up a money grab ploy.
It seems all it is missing is a scene where someone says "Oh, hi OJ!"
ha ha what a story
OJ " i did not kill her , its not true , this is bullshit , i did not kill her I DID NOOOOOOOT "
@Real Donald Trump well that joke flew way over your head
You are tearing me APART Stuckmann!!!
Absolutely 😂
Wow! These "acting" scenes have a strong Wiseau's The Room vibe. Closest time this movie come to be watchable.
That "what a drag" was honestly pretty fucking funny
Nick Stahl’s face looks like it’s still recovering from the beating in Bully
I really enjoyed that OJ Simpson mini series I didn’t think we needed to elaborated more on that crime. Especially if it isn’t gonna be done great
Yes but the OJ series was another version illustrating his false guilt and played into whites hatred of OJ. OJ is innocent and whereas he did beat his wife he didn't kill her, he didn't premeditate her murder, that isn't a Black characteristic. Black people are more reactionary in nature and don't do much plotting and planning such as whites.
Alim Kinte are you okay ?
@@theconsciousobserver6829 you need help
@@theconsciousobserver6829 Can't tell if trolling, or actually insane.
Alim Kinte whaaaaat??
If there is any positives about this, at least it’s currently with a 0% on RT
Smashsista16 Someone’s gonna use the audience score as an excuse to say the movie is good.
The entire idea of this movie just feels wrong. If you’re going to make movie based on tragic events, show the respect it deserves. This whole movie just feels gross
Argh it's so disgusting. I wish relatives had sued to prevent this from being released.
It was interesting. It doesn't say OJ was innocent, it sort of leaves the "who" of the "dunit" up in the air. It just shows a what-if alternate theory. I liked it and thought Mena Suvari did a commendable job in a tough role.
Mark Phillips nah its fucked up clear and simple
Abdul Sesay especially since they did it only to make the cut theatre length. It’s clear why they were putting those clips in (just for possible extra money), but the problem is, the movie is so bad, no one will go to theaters to watch it
Nick Alfidi see for me I don’t think the director wanted to make a good movie. He wanted his idea of this movie to be presented. From what I heard from this director he sounds like person only making movies depicting on real life situations. And he probably belongs to lifetime television then movie industry cause this just puts a poor taste on inspiring upcoming filmmakers.
January might be the worst month for movies, but it's certainly the BEST month for movie reviews! Between this and the YMS review of The Grudge, I haven't laughed this hard in a while! Thanks for taking the hit for our entertainment guys!
I actually feel like Chris hates this movie more than Fantastic Four 😂
I hope he would rather watch all 3 fifty shades movies over this.
I cannot wait for Farrand's take on JonBenét Ramsey
All part of the Farrands cinematic universe
Dan Vee 🥴
How about one of Elliot Roger's shooting spree?
"If the glove doesnt fit... it was clearly a case of the supernatural. Someone call the mystery solving boxer, Mike Tyson."
Just when you thought January couldn’t get any worse
Buttass movies always come out in January...lol
And its just starting
ENDLESS TRASH
At least 1917 got a wide release. So there's that
@@Fourtgru123 I need to see that badly
You know when Chris gives an F grade within the first 25 seconds of a review, not even the first minute, you know the director has done something horribly wrong. And it is well deserved.
To me it feels like Daniel Farrands is the Hollywood equivalent of Jaystation here on TH-cam, just no respect for human life and glorifying graphic depictions of death.
Someone posted the full movie on TH-cam so I was able to watch it for free, hallelujah, and, you are right. This entire movie is a disturbance, it's pathetic, weak and a kick to the heart for anyone who actually knew Nicole for depicting her as bringing the murder upon herself. And the murder scene, it's disgusting. It doesn't even feel like Hollywood gore, because they're showing everything very slowly and very close up to their faces, and this film went WAY too far with that scene. I'm grateful that I was able to find that video because this director doesn't deserve another penny if this is the career he's creating for himself.
Chris Stuckman teaches me something new about movies nearly each and everyday. I admire the responsibility and approach you have to your craft and channel. One of the best TH-camrs around and that’s a shoot.
"What a drag!"
More like
"What a vehicular homicide!"
Plinkett?
@Jason Strom they should have hit a drum set after that remark.
@Jason Strom did you not get the killed someone with a car reference?
They still making movies about this why smh
Keith B Jones seriously!!
Yeah i mean what's next? The Casey Anthony trial? He better not do that
@@crazycomicguy5063 probably in production right know
really disrespectful to nicole’s family tbh
@@lamb9770 and ron
You should’ve seen my face when Chris gave it an F in less than 1 minute
based on the title, I was hoping it would be something like that, and had great respect when he did that. this isn't an entertaining video, it's informative.
I had the **Excuse Me Reaction Guy** face
I wish more review channels went this honest and if need be,brutal,when they have valid and good criticism. Big ups Chris!
“What a drag” I’m sorry. I laughed.
The moment I saw the notification I was thinking, "This sounds like something that 'The Haunting of Sharon Tate' director would do." Aaaannnndd yep, I was right.
The way Chris felt about this movie is how I felt about Black Christmas 2019
@kishenkoolskills90 Fuckin love the Original the remake was so bad
The way Chris felt about this movie is how I felt about Resident Evil The Final Chapter
The part about the children wandering aimlessly made me lose it
“I wonder if this is a change of pace for this director.”
*less than 40 seconds into review*
“Understood Mr. Stuck.”
Chris...taking one for the team. I feel bad when he see movies like this but at the same time grateful. Thanks to him I know what NEVER to see.
From the Director of soon-to-be-announced "The Burglary of Emma Watson"
sblinder1978 didn’t they make that? The Bling Ring?
Or the Burglary of Kim Kardashian!
@@bradleytaylor5493 You're right, but you shouldn't expect originality from this "creative" team
"What a drag!"
Bwahahahaha!
Just tasteless beginning to end.
It was funny
Am i the only one whos actually been looking forward to him giving a movie an F😂
ostin biosah Most of us enjoy his F reviews
After finding out January 17th’s Bad Boy’s 3 was actually good, I started to worry that the universe was tearing in half and all hope was lost... but after seeing that this movie exists and hearing your review, I’m reminded that yes, it’s still the January we know and love, and everything’s gonna be ok.
It feels like "Kris Jenner'"is in 'The Room'. Especially in the end of this review where she says 'Oh hello' to the waiter like the Room guy said it in the famous roof scene.
Also, Nick Stahl did not age well at all. I kept thinking that Jean Claude Van Damme was playing the "killer".
FINALLY! A director he likes less than me!
He likes The Rock and 13 Hours
There are times every once in a while when Michael Bay actually does some directing
It’s disrespectful to make a film like this while so many of the victims relatives are still around.
Especially with lines like "yeah he beat me but sometimes I miss the sex."
Even if they weren't alive it'd still be disrespectful
Daniel Farrands is the next Uwe Boll. I love this guy I hope we get a movie a year from this dude
Andrew Castelli He hasn’t boxed his critics yet nor appears to be taking advantage of a tax law.
@@fulcrum6760 the difference between him and Uwe Boll is that Uwe Boll actually was capable of victory.
NoES was 1984. The woman on the ceiling trope was initiated in Poltergeist in 1982.
“HEEEEE IN CHASE YOU FIRGOT DA PARTIES OUT HERE”😭😭
Poltergeist did it before Nightmare on Elm St.
Exactly
Honestly I was thinking of poltergirst more than nightmare
Yes!!
I was thinking Scary Movie 2 where it parodies Poltergeist
Yeah, true, but Occam's Razor says the dude who made a 5-hour Elm Street documentary was referencing Elm Street here.
This movie makes Rise of Skywalker look like a masterpiece!
Jeremy Coleman Oh, get off it.
He(The Director) sounds like he's living the life of Ethan Hawke from *Sinister* without the happenings of that film...
Yet.😈
No I'm her brother.
Give that man the Oscar!
“I have no idea what’s going on”- Chris Stuckmann