If LPL ever spoke to me in the same way he said “next time please use a permanent marker” I would weld shut my door out of the fear of waking up in the night hearing “nothing on one, two, nice click out of three...”
"And my hands are turning red. Next time please use a permanent marker" Ooooooh you could hear the passive agressiveness in LPL's voice. His blood was boiling. But yet, he remains so calm...
I love how absolutely savage this man is. Consistently showing himself picking locks rather easily what the average lock smith think is a steep challenge. Like reel it in a bit my dude. You didnt need to literally kill him.
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"Next time please use a permanent marker" is the most anger I've ever heard on this channel
This video has taught me that: sometimes, the best security in life, is layers of duct tape and an annoying, red pen.
Package Opening Lawyer would laugh derisively as LPL fumbles through this packaging.
If LPL ever spoke to me in the same way he said “next time please use a permanent marker” I would weld shut my door out of the fear of waking up in the night hearing “nothing on one, two, nice click out of three...”
The packaging was more secure than the lock.
Perhaps he used non-permanent marker so that if you cheated, you'd be caught red handed.
"Next time, please use a permanent marker" -- that's as aggressive as it will get on this channel of exceptional picking skills and manners.
I love how that ductape mess was far more slash resistant than the """"kevlar"""" bags he reviewed recently
Plot twist: there is no anonymous benefactor, he just needed an excuse so Mrs. LPL doesnt notice his 9258th padlock purchase this month
That moment when the duct tape is better security than the lock
Opening duct taped package: 60 seconds
Time to open the package: 60 seconds
It took longer to open the packaging. I'm just going to start duct taping my bike to things.
Don't blame him. He spent all his points at lockpicking, so he has no points left for opening the packages.
"That was far faster than I was expecting"
Me: Sees the video is longer than 4 minutes.
"And my hands are turning red. Next time please use a permanent marker" Ooooooh you could hear the passive agressiveness in LPL's voice. His blood was boiling. But yet, he remains so calm...
Sending a lock to the lock picking lawyer to see how long it takes to pick is like looking up a speedrun of a game to see how long it takes to play.
“Don’t worry. That door can withstand a nuclear blast. Nothing’s getting in here...what’s that noise?”
I love how absolutely savage this man is. Consistently showing himself picking locks rather easily what the average lock smith think is a steep challenge. Like reel it in a bit my dude. You didnt need to literally kill him.