The Tau Made Their Own Space Marines!

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  • @CorneliusChimp-hm2vo
    @CorneliusChimp-hm2vo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10397

    It's hard when you don't have demigods with thousands of years experience and dabling in space magic to help you with the process

    • @1YCARADOFACAO
      @1YCARADOFACAO 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +418

      And yet look how far they've come already

    • @nathan8812
      @nathan8812 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They don't need to worship a fake, dead God that has turned humanity into a cult of supper advanced Germans.

    • @jameselliott216
      @jameselliott216 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

      What? They don't have the Emperor or Thunder Warriors as precursors either, forgot that part. Didn't have Chaos send the fake space Marines to savage worlds to build character. They only had space marine cookie cutters, not the elite Custodes hellbent on redemption. From what I hear, one Krieger can take on a dozen of them in close quarters combat with only a shovel and beat at least one to death with glee.🥰❤️‍🔥

    • @arandomsystemglitch2398
      @arandomsystemglitch2398 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      ​@@jameselliott216even though I'd be somewhat expensive exactly why kriegers should get power shovels

    • @jameselliott216
      @jameselliott216 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@arandomsystemglitch2398 Kriegers get POWER shovels?!🤯

  • @GokageBlack
    @GokageBlack 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11727

    Bet the 1 Ultramarine was embarrassed AF... you know he got sht for it 😂

    • @K0MMMANDANT
      @K0MMMANDANT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1776

      He did. His leg got torn off, so they made a "prosthetic" from one of the dead fake space Marines' legs. This is from the book "Blades of Damocles." It's really good.

    • @blueline4857
      @blueline4857 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In all fairness they initially didn’t know what was happening. All they saw was a squad of fellow Ultramarines firing at them, and he was confused as hell as to why. It was only when they realized the fake Marines were holding their weapons weird that the deception was discovered

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1435

      "lmao, jeff got his ass beat by a fake astartes"

    • @makeitsonumberone1358
      @makeitsonumberone1358 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +376

      Like a one legged Astartes in a ass kicking contest 🤣

    • @uberrobi
      @uberrobi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +277

      Lucky for him that his genedada is Robotnik Gurlyman and not Angry Ronald.

  • @danpitzer765
    @danpitzer765 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8271

    So the Tau just need to be dumb enough to hire Fabius Bile.

    • @j.t8529
      @j.t8529 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I mean they're dumb enough to have a cultural exchange with the drukhari

    • @drakeyork241
      @drakeyork241 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +538

      The sad thing is they probably are.

    • @-TheMachineGod-
      @-TheMachineGod- 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +905

      Fabius Bile: I’m looking for stable employment as a surgeon, here’s my resume
      Tau: say no more

    • @danpitzer765
      @danpitzer765 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +445

      @@-TheMachineGod- Bile - Meet the Fire Warrior Novus. Instead of trying to make them universal, I just made them unreasonably good at their job. Also, they work for me, not you. You should have done better with that contract.

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      When you put it like that, it sounds about right.

  • @TheDeadGunslinger
    @TheDeadGunslinger 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19509

    Tau: "We've done it! We've cloned the pinnacle of mankind!"
    Astartes: "And the god sperm?"
    Tau: "The what?"

    • @cursedhawkins1305
      @cursedhawkins1305 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1245

      You would think that if they had the DNA of the Space Marines that would mean that they had the Geneseed as well since you can't have one without the other for Space Marines.

    • @Lorgar64
      @Lorgar64 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1650

      ​@@cursedhawkins1305They did not understand progenoid glands.
      It brings to mind how in Frieren, they know how to magically fly as they copied the spell from the demons. But they don't understand how the spell works, they're just copying it, so all they can do is levitate the caster instead of anything else.

    • @santiagoteruel4145
      @santiagoteruel4145 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +469

      ​@@cursedhawkins1305 genessed is something like the base for the space marine and some of its organs, but there are others than need to be implanted, along with the training

    • @Izrael_garcia
      @Izrael_garcia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      when a space marine dies a apothecary take the Gene Seed to prevent capture from cheats and other factions ​@@cursedhawkins1305

    • @shneblyboy3604
      @shneblyboy3604 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +237

      @@cursedhawkins1305 The gene seed may have been extracted from the deceased marines before the Tau found them.

  • @leonalchamendris4036
    @leonalchamendris4036 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3164

    They practice Eugenics via breeding, not artificial modification. Makes sense.

    • @Makorze
      @Makorze 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +240

      They have dabbled in cloning too. Bravesword has been cloned repeatedly. In fact the first clone was born while the original still lived. (Bravestorm at the time didnt know what they were using his tissues samples for.)
      The clones seem to have some genetic memory as they can pilot Crisis Suits right of the bat but they seem to have different personalities and are aware they are clones.

    • @leonalchamendris4036
      @leonalchamendris4036 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      @@Makorze does cloning count as artificial modification or just replication? Not sure.

    • @Romir0s
      @Romir0s 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      @@Makorze «genetic memory»
      nah, they can straight forward upload shit to the brain. neurochip technology.

    • @Makorze
      @Makorze 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      @@leonalchamendris4036 in 40K Cloning has a weird effect on the soul and the clone tends to suffer from bad luck in a warp-rated manner.
      (You could argue this apples to Bladestorm as he has "died" 7 times at this point)
      The only people who seem to have no soul/warp issue with cloning are the Leagues of Votaan and that is probabbly because of their AI's probably doing something to counteract/negate it. (something like variable mutation so that they are not EXACT clones for example.)
      NOTE: Cloning shouldn't be confused with Vita-Womb (or VAT grown) subjects. They are usually grown from DNA from two subjects so they are "new" people and have souls.

    • @Makorze
      @Makorze 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Romir0s None of Farsights men have that tech in them. Farsight does not trust it since the "Puretide Engrams" nearly got Shavastos lobotomized by Aun'Va.
      (Also its cheating, not earned, skill issue etc. If Farsight had to endure death by VR to become a crisis pilot, he isn't letting others get out of not going through the Trial by Fire.)

  • @Tatwinus
    @Tatwinus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1180

    Dont forget that the smurfs wasnt just a named team led by a named character, it was bloody Cato Sicarius.
    Not even a daemon lord would have a chance against that

    • @UnknownSquid
      @UnknownSquid 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +221

      The fact the fake-marines managed to wound one of his team at all, is reasonably impressive to be honest.

    • @Jormungrandrserpent
      @Jormungrandrserpent 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

      *In TTS voice* It is I, Cato Sicarius because I am the best and greatest of all because I, am Cato Sicarius.

    • @uhhi6693
      @uhhi6693 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@Jormungrandrserpent yeah was looking for the inevitable TTS cato sicarius comment lmao

    • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870
      @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      ​@@uhhi6693 Indeed for I, Cato Sicarius, ex-Captain of the second Ultramarine company, Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke of Talassar, High Suzerain of Ultramar, Primaris Marine, commander of the Primarch Guilliman, Lord Regent of the Imperium, Avenging Son, The Victorious, The Master of Ultramar, The Blade of Unity and Primarch of the Ultramarines Space Marine Legion, Victrix Guard, his student, possible next Chapter Master and possible heir to the title of Lord Regent (the last two are highly heretical speculations done by other people), will always answer the call that is pronouncing the name of I, Cato Sicarius!

    • @boi8328
      @boi8328 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      One EMP bomb later:

  • @monody
    @monody 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1084

    Considering who they threw their half-baked first try up against, the Tau actually did a pretty impressive job.

    • @galomir833
      @galomir833 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      againt who againt ? i don't remember

    • @collincaperton6718
      @collincaperton6718 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@galomir833 they sent the fake space marines against the uktra marines aka the plot armour marines

    • @kinglycrimson
      @kinglycrimson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      ​@@galomir833 Cato sicarus

    • @galomir833
      @galomir833 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@kinglycrimson o yea
      they were doom the very sec they were send to fight him

    • @leovillant768
      @leovillant768 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Truz

  • @swordbrethrenmordred1230
    @swordbrethrenmordred1230 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2503

    The last Astartes the Tau tried to recruit, killed a bunch of telepaths trying to brainwash him with his willpower alone, and while in captivaty, he just stopped his heart to kill himself out of pure spite.

    • @deepwinter6799
      @deepwinter6799 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +403

      Unfathomably based

    • @D_Anarch
      @D_Anarch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +343

      You cant kill me. I can kill me. *Dies with middle finger*

    • @Dexter_Solid
      @Dexter_Solid 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you talk like it was a choice, astartes are genetically programmed to die before they lose their mind... yes yes i know about chaos corruption, thats a different situation all together

    • @rKhael53
      @rKhael53 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Grimpderp if he wasn't a powerful psyker.

    • @iamnotoforiginald9206
      @iamnotoforiginald9206 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      @WaaaghMarine nah the ultramarine dreadnought that farsight spoke to and the ravenguard that ended himself on the interrogation table while tau invaded his mind are different astartes

  • @rawrr2077
    @rawrr2077 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +546

    The Tau are a young race, I'm sure they will figure out genetics eventually

    • @UnknownSquid
      @UnknownSquid 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +191

      It took the Emperor himself 1000 years to create the Astartes. It's no surprise whatsoever that the Tau can't just build their own in under a decade, but the Tau as a whole are already well above the Imperium baseline level of genetics expertise. They can cure both Gene-Stealer infections without killing the host, as well as effectively combatting plagues of Nurgle. Two things to which the Imperium's only answer is flamethrowers.

    • @Zagzeroth
      @Zagzeroth 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      If they last that long lmao

    • @ineedpowers5151
      @ineedpowers5151 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      ​@@ZagzerothI have more hopes on the Survival of the Tau's.

    • @SprikSprak
      @SprikSprak 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@UnknownSquid Good point though I imagine the Imperium can do both of those things as well, it's just that it operates at such a order of magnitude more scale (and has so many other issues/threats) than the Tau that it doesn't mass produce the capability

    • @UnknownSquid
      @UnknownSquid 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SprikSprak This is somewhat true, yeah. A defining trait of the Imperium, is that there's nearly always some planet, some specific single manufactorum, an isolated sub-faction, or some particular individual savant, that actually CAN do ( insert thing here ).
      But they are typically unable to replicate the ancient factory, are only able to produce in very limited quantities, might be guarding their secrets for themselves, or otherwise may or may not be in the process of being executed for the vile heresy of actually being sensible/competent/progressive.
      One planets plasma guns are superior and don't explode, but that's the only place you're getting one that good outside of mars.
      Two or three rotting techpriests on Mars can probably build brand new graviton guns from scratch, but they all have hyper-dementia and will only do so when the stars align with the Emperors nutsack in just the right way. Etc.

  • @alexandrebirk1948
    @alexandrebirk1948 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1463

    Fun fact, they created robot Space Marines.
    An ultramarines squad was ambushed by other ultra marines bit their leader cato sicarius recognise the fact that they prefer shooting than melee and discovered the imposture.
    When they looted the corpses, they realises that they were robots with regestered years of fighting between tau and Space Marines

    • @shinhook2k280
      @shinhook2k280 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      dude I'm pretty sure those are the ones he's talking about in the video

    • @nerveaxel8164
      @nerveaxel8164 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +197

      ​@shinhook2k280 No, the video talks about vat-grown organic space marines. He's talking about robots.
      Edit: For clarification, the T'au space marines referenced in the video are vat-grown.

    • @shinhook2k280
      @shinhook2k280 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      @@nerveaxel8164 there's no robot space marines... this guy is referring to these same tau clone marines in the video..

    • @thedoctorwhoplaysmin
      @thedoctorwhoplaysmin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

      He also realized because the "Marines" were shouldering the bolters before they fired which space marines don't normally do

    • @leobuana7430
      @leobuana7430 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      ​​@@shinhook2k280 belive It or not they actually talking about tau robot Made following a salvaged mechanicus attempt to create more advanced power armor,to bad the attempt required way to much "computation"(A.I) so,yeah....

  • @TheScoops82
    @TheScoops82 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3056

    Space Marines are bros that will not be led astray by big blue milkies!

    • @matiasyannuzzi9655
      @matiasyannuzzi9655 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +308

      ​@@NigelAnthonyBrink Those are big pink and purple milkies, totally different.

    • @fcomolineiro7596
      @fcomolineiro7596 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

      Lion Johnson: yeah I'm not joining you guys
      T'au: okay but consider, we can make you a big freaking Gundam whit the head of an actual lion
      Lion Johnson: (crap, getting to say no is getting difficult)

    • @zackarysmith1520
      @zackarysmith1520 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Tell that to Guilliman

    • @drakeyork241
      @drakeyork241 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      @@zackarysmith1520those are xenos Milkies, however they are not blue, therefor they are totally different.

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      ​​@@zackarysmith1520guilliman at least can trust the Eldar enough, but the Tau are the type of people who spam you to join their side constantly.

  • @stevenphilpott4294
    @stevenphilpott4294 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +904

    It took thousands of years and the emperor himself to create the modern Space Marines, along with the Thunder Warriors and Custodes. There's more than Just a bit of Dolly the sheep going on.

    • @alexgonzalezcervera1168
      @alexgonzalezcervera1168 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      and in the golden era of super advanced human technology, which is even further from the tau tech development. Even their armada seem to be outdated compared to other races fleet

    • @ants7279
      @ants7279 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      I wouldn't be surprised if they just ended up making Spartans instead it would be easier and just as effective.

    • @RichardStrong86
      @RichardStrong86 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      The Emperor created the Custodes first, and they're superior to everything created afterwards.

    • @Thalanox
      @Thalanox 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      @@RichardStrong86 If they're so limited in number that they can't be deployed, then they're not superior in anything other than a soldier to soldier level.

    • @aoki6332
      @aoki6332 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      And it took another 10k to make the primaris

  • @curtisbrown547
    @curtisbrown547 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +201

    The only reason they lost is because they went up against a named character without a helmet

    • @NoNameTaken117
      @NoNameTaken117 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Maybe but they were going against bloody Cato Sicarius

  • @FdMBIOSat
    @FdMBIOSat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    well to be fair one ultramarine kills 10 of everything because blue boy sales plot armor

    • @xGoodOldSmurfehx
      @xGoodOldSmurfehx หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes but to be fair, copying the Emperor's DNA and trying to create and control something out of it is such heresy and blasphemy that the Ultramarines probably went berserk.

    • @WiheScarsOfKhan
      @WiheScarsOfKhan 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      There is no plot armor faction other than tau.

  • @OK-yy6qz
    @OK-yy6qz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    They reverse Engineered Space Marines but forgot to add in the Plot armor

    • @Inactive_Account29283
      @Inactive_Account29283 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That is the most essential part of the space marine it is like making a omelette without an egg

  • @TurboSpaceKitten
    @TurboSpaceKitten 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +599

    Didnt the Tau marines also use Tau tactics like using cover and not just hipfiring an entire magazine and that freaked the real marines out more than the fact that the tau cloned humans?

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +174

      The raptors chapter, AKA the reasonable marines but canon: "really bro? THAT freaked you out?"

    • @vassalofthenight9945
      @vassalofthenight9945 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ah yes, the advanced tactics of 41st millenium. Using cover.
      No wonder the empire is going to shit

    • @Justmyopinionsir-q4v
      @Justmyopinionsir-q4v 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      What book mate? Very interested much.

    • @unjogratistheforbiddenmonkeygo
      @unjogratistheforbiddenmonkeygo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@Justmyopinionsir-q4v Read the reply above

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      They weren't freaked out so much as confused. Hipfiring let's you use the paldrons to protect yourself, shouldering the gun exposes the underside of the paldrons, that and shouldering a stock less gun doesn't have much benefit, especially when your sight isn't on the gun but in the helmet halo style.

  • @Wesson42
    @Wesson42 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

    To be fair it took like 5 perpetuals the emperor being one of them and 1000s of the greatest minds and a sneaky deal with the gods of chaos to create the primarchs and their sons

    • @MrLegendseeka
      @MrLegendseeka 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      No sneaky deal needed, the Emperor literally ripped Chaos energy from the warp and instilled it into the Primarchs genome to increase their innate psyker abilities. Unfortunately they found out that this would be their undoing

    • @JohnSmith-j7n
      @JohnSmith-j7n 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@MrLegendseeka There was a deal made. Probably directly with the primarchs themselves before they were created.

    • @spoons4545
      @spoons4545 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@JohnSmith-j7n *If we take literal daemons of Chaos at their word

    • @SarajevoKyoto
      @SarajevoKyoto 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@MrLegendseekaThere canonically was a deal cut between Big E and the Big Four on Molech. Without that, no Primarchs. Big E tried to go back on that deal later, which is implied to be what caused the Primarchs to be scattered across the galaxy.

    • @Whiskey11Gaming
      @Whiskey11Gaming 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@MrLegendseekait wasn't really their undoing. Horus would not have fell had it not been planned by the Word Bearers to use the Anathame to wound and then corrupt him.
      The word bearers are the ones to blame for the Horus Heresy. Between them being scolded by the Emperor for ignoring the Imperial Truth and their meddling with chaos they fell first.
      I'm not sure Magnus, nor Fulgrim would have followed into chaos either. Magnus was left with little choice after the burning of Prospero, but his giving in to Chaos was RELUCTANT. Fulgrim regretted his actions at the Drop Site massacre and the killing of his brother. Had Horus not been corrupted, they wouldn't have given in either.

  • @liberatumplox625
    @liberatumplox625 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    "We have space marines at home..."

    • @BNik92
      @BNik92 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If the stupid ass "haha Gundam humping weeb" joke didn't give away the dude is "a bit" biased to Emperor's Killstealers then idk what would.

    • @MosoKaiser
      @MosoKaiser 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ...right from Temu.

  • @SpottedHares
    @SpottedHares 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +290

    I mean if chaos can recruit a Marine then realistically they’re up for anything.

    • @LordInquisitorRumple
      @LordInquisitorRumple 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      To be fair, I think complete and pure sentient Chaos - which has always existed, and will always exist - is a bit more likely to get into the mines of a super Warrior, than some lil bird boi with a blaster.

    • @elmaso7391
      @elmaso7391 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The warp literally corrupts your SOUL. Chaos marines don't simply have a change of allegiance over beliefs. They fall to chaos because chaos can literally change who you are on a fundamental level and there's nothing you can do to stop it once the process has actually started. Even primarchs can be turned against their will.

    • @BobLazier-zk8gi
      @BobLazier-zk8gi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right..

    • @fenrirrising131
      @fenrirrising131 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You need to cut back on whatever it is that you are smoking

    • @knightpal1545
      @knightpal1545 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They're racist, not desperate

  • @firstcooommment3675
    @firstcooommment3675 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    The Orks and Tau are the only ones doing all of their own heavy lifting.
    The other races literally had demigods shape all the ground work for them. 🗿

    • @ineedpowers5151
      @ineedpowers5151 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      What about Necrons

    • @SewerRatsarepeopletoo
      @SewerRatsarepeopletoo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Tyranids?

    • @leeva93
      @leeva93 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Memories kinda fuzzy but wasn’t Orks super enhanced by a god or demigod in the beginning to fight Necrons? Then after thousands of years they slowly forgot why they were created and went feral and found fighting more fun?

    • @ham_the_spam4423
      @ham_the_spam4423 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      the Orks were created by The Old Ones and shaped the green groundwork for them. a more accurate insult would be accusing most races of being CONTINOUSLY guided and protected by their deities, while the Orks are doing just fine by themselves even after the Old Ones were ripped apart and imprisoned by the skelly bois.
      Also they worship Gork and Mork.

    • @BVargas78
      @BVargas78 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@SewerRatsarepeopletoo Tyranids might be an Old Ones construct made to 'reset' the galaxy.

  • @JJJBunney001
    @JJJBunney001 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +362

    I wouldn't say they suck at genetic modification, more that they don't deem it necessary. They have rail guns and mesh suits instead of beefy boys

    • @rory8182
      @rory8182 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      humans also have a slight headstart

    • @logancox3308
      @logancox3308 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      ​@@rory8182and yet the tau have been catching up fast

    • @Popirnot
      @Popirnot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      ​@@logancox3308 humans are a shadow of their former self tho

    • @jacobrutzke691
      @jacobrutzke691 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yeah like the one time they made a genetic desiese to kill the tyranids they adapted of course of but it killed a bunch of them before hand, proving that genetic diseases are a good tactic against the tyranids but really hard to do at the end of the day.

    • @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
      @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Space Marines are body builder, Tau are femboys

  • @yamato9753
    @yamato9753 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    "They didn't know how to make geneseed"
    ... But they had the bodies...
    Oh, totally forgot that apothecaries exist for a second.

    • @theeviloverlord7320
      @theeviloverlord7320 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah, the much better explanation is space marines being massively resource inefficient, and for the cost they are better off making more crisis suits or training more fire warriors

  • @Mandaloran317
    @Mandaloran317 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

    I love how the fake marines shot the sergeant in the face and he just walks it off like they threw pixie dust in his face but then they do the same thing later and it just kills em. Same weapons, kit everything, so consistent....

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Power of Cool means too much to a writer sometimes.

    • @satzbau9185
      @satzbau9185 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      The whole idea of Tau cloning Space Marines is daft if we're being honest, so I'm not surprised if you were to tell me the novel it was in is subpar

    • @Albtraum_TDDC
      @Albtraum_TDDC หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yeah it's stupid

    • @knightpal1545
      @knightpal1545 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      When a giant green fungi creature can bullsh*t the universe so his weapon that's made out of a tincan and piece of pipe can fire real bullets.... anything goes

    • @Albtraum_TDDC
      @Albtraum_TDDC หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@knightpal1545 yeah Ork lore is stupid too.

  • @transfan962
    @transfan962 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    Do a video on the chief librarian from each legion.

    • @MrLegendseeka
      @MrLegendseeka 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I legit want a movie about Azek Ahriman 😩

  • @TraciPeteyforlife
    @TraciPeteyforlife 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Tau Empire ducks around with cloning, Space Marines.
    *Bobby G desires to know your location. Do you comply, or do you run?*

  • @fred_jas
    @fred_jas 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    They should build "for the greater Kroot" super birds.

  • @nguyensonbinh8621
    @nguyensonbinh8621 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +216

    Men, when we going to get an Warhammer movie?

    • @doggg4977
      @doggg4977 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm still concerned for it what if they pull a Kathleen Kennedy and abuse loopholes in their contract to superimpose woke agenda

    • @2Based23
      @2Based23 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      I want one so bad but at the same time I'd rather they didnt make a movie than it being full of woke, transgender and other crap, warhammer is the best fictional universe out there by far and it deserves some perfect execution when it comes to the big screen.

    • @GrumpoDaggles
      @GrumpoDaggles 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Well just wait for Henry Cavill to finish cooking whatever he is with Amazon for Warhammer, we will either get a Movie or a Series or maybe both

    • @FriedPork-cw5fh
      @FriedPork-cw5fh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@2Based23Don’t worry, Henry Cavill got you covered as he is making a Warhammer live action series or maybe movie on Amazon and he is the executive producer if I’m not mistaken.

    • @shadowdragon349
      @shadowdragon349 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      ⁠@@FriedPork-cw5fhremember how the Witcher fucked his views in the show? Amazon is just like Netflix in their desire to change the setting for their own gains, and example to it is LOTR

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    "The Tau are just fundamentally bad at anything regarding genetic modification"
    Their entire race is genetically modified

    • @DurzoBlunts
      @DurzoBlunts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yah I was about to say 😂

    • @tinatpasselepoivre
      @tinatpasselepoivre 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@DurzoBlunts heavy eugenics via their strict cast & mating control, yes.
      Perhaps light modifications and isolation of desired trait but not "completly remake you from the inside out in a few years"

    • @KaijuCountry
      @KaijuCountry 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@tinatpasselepoivreThe Tau detected and cured countless genestealer cult members in their own colonies and among the allied humans. They are *awesome* at genetic manipulation. The writers just don't like to play well with each other. The only reason the copies would be inferior would be their training and *some* of their equipment.

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@KaijuCountry Whoa Whoa Whoa, they CURED Genestealers?

    • @mitab1
      @mitab1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ShadowWolfRisingI thought they just found them pretty easy due to them closely keeping an eye on people who are allowed to breed and those who aren’t

  • @Ey_SmoKrac
    @Ey_SmoKrac 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    their first mistake was calling geneseed "dna"

  • @MithrilRoshi
    @MithrilRoshi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Oh no, the space marines would NEVER betray all they know and.. oh, wait.

    • @UnknownSquid
      @UnknownSquid 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Canonically the biggest and most influential betrayers in the entire setting. Their treachery is literally the lynch pin origin of the core 40k plotline. SIXTY FOUR published volumes of how they fucked basically EVERYTHING up, because they decided to turn traitor en-mass.
      "Muh spes marines are soooo loyal, they would never..."

  • @chikami6014
    @chikami6014 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Tau never get any respect lol even this short has its jeering remarks squeezed in

    • @DreidWerkstatt
      @DreidWerkstatt 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      because they're cringe anime shit, jarringly shoehorned into the 40k universe to appeal to weebs

    • @DreidWerkstatt
      @DreidWerkstatt 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I mean I like anime and gundams, and normally I would like the Tau, but they're just so out of place in 40k

    • @chikami6014
      @chikami6014 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@DreidWerkstatt But as a fantasy universe, nothing is really...set in stone XD I mean, orks can paint things red and they go faster LOL its crazy as is

  • @starhammer5247
    @starhammer5247 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +351

    Not quite correct. They didn't die because the Tau couldn't make Geneseed or accomodate for it. They died because they fought like the Tau. They didn't fight or act like Space Marines and lacked the same training and thought process. In terms of physical ability, they could absolutely take a normal Space Marine, they just lacked the training, individuality, experience, and mindset of a Space Marine.

    • @blackorcking
      @blackorcking 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Do you know where I can find this

    • @oo-xb6gv
      @oo-xb6gv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Does it say this or show this?

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

      @@oo-xb6gv Yeah. The Tau Marines were using cover and fighting solely from range, using Bolters like sniper rifles. Meanwhile, the actual marines decided to charge into melee. The copies didn't really have the zeal of the Space Marines and just kinda let it happen. Didn't bring out their own blades and just kept focused on shooting.

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      @@blackorcking It was in a book, but I don't remember which one. All I remember is that it had Cato Sicarius.

    • @gardevoir7137
      @gardevoir7137 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@starhammer5247 weren't those robots in the book though?

  • @Darktrooper317
    @Darktrooper317 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If memory serves the tau tried the recruit a space marine and it blow up in there faces spectacularly

  • @JeanLucCaptain
    @JeanLucCaptain 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Basically they made Dark Troopers from SW.

  • @TheWoodsman308
    @TheWoodsman308 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    More likely to ally with some of the less radical chapters in the face of a common enemy, and while fighting together the astartes may realize these xenos are not a open threat to humanity and maybe collaborate, I immagine the Salamanders given their interest in tecnology and reluctance to endanger the civilians would be the best choice to find common ground.

    • @dalton5160
      @dalton5160 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They actually did try to convince a space marine to join the greater good. They tried talking to him, they had a turned commissar talk to him, and when that didn't work they tried to brainwash him. When they looked in his mind all they got was his name and the phrase "you will not break my will" . After a while it turned to "I will do my duty." And that marine then gave himself a double heart attack and killed the 20 tau sifting through his mind. Unfortunately the Tau trying to turn a marine will never work as space marine indoctrination makes them see Xenos as little more than animals. Like dogs.

    • @rivencraft1734
      @rivencraft1734 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Grey Knights find common ground with anyone trying to kill demons, so they could work too.
      Would love to see the tau get a real good look at a custodes though. Just see one on the battlefield and really *understand* the age, the standards, the abilities of this one dude and then be told there's thousands of them.

    • @TheWoodsman308
      @TheWoodsman308 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rivencraft1734 that would probably spell disaster becouse while the tau know nothing of geneseed and astartes training the custodes are the peak of genecraft tecnology, if they realize what a custodes can do both mentaly and physicaly and manage by sheer luck to get a custodes corpse or just grab a sample of DNA they could replicate or just unlock who knows how many secrets since in tau society there is no one to prevent study on whatever can give an advantage.

    • @strawberrypuddin8919
      @strawberrypuddin8919 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@rivencraft1734 the Tau are amazing at displaying how horrifyingly old the humans are in 40k. It's always a joy

    • @helpfulldeadguy8150
      @helpfulldeadguy8150 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@rivencraft1734Grey knights also turn around and murder anyone in the area afterwards or enslave, neuter and replace the population of that world to prevent secrets or the formation of cults so that alliance would be short lived. But you are right I would love to see the tau reaction to a custodes then the custode to agree with a lot of the tau mindset.

  • @Voldrim359
    @Voldrim359 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That and keep in mind that space marines are also trained for a lot of years doing mission before becoming one, so experience there too

  • @Federalrepublicofsprout7263
    @Federalrepublicofsprout7263 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Tau: Sorry, we chose not to live in constant aganizing pain.

  • @prozac_dreams
    @prozac_dreams หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If ive learned one thing about space marines in general it's that recruiting them is 100% on the table.

  • @PariahRonin
    @PariahRonin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    To be fair - Ultramarines have some decent plot armor... Lamenters on the other hand...

  • @ProfessorPhysics2
    @ProfessorPhysics2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +210

    Yeah, but on the other hand, a Crisis suit is far cheaper and easier to make and would give a Space Marine a run for their money.

    • @LukasJampen
      @LukasJampen 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      I know it's not what you were talking about but now I want to see how a Nanosuit from Crysis would fare against a space marine.
      I'm not sure if it would be as protective. More flexible and excellent for special forces definitely. But in terms if protection that can't take all that much considering how quickly they need to recharge under fire. An Astartes might be able to tank way more. Also there are some devastating weapons in 40k that it might just not be as good against. Still a good soldier like Alcatraz might be able to take down an Astartes 1v1 if the games don't fully reflect the in lore abilities of the Nanosuit. But i'm a bit out of the loop on crysis lore. Still would love to see how a fight would play out.

    • @projectdeveloper9311
      @projectdeveloper9311 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Comparing both "in-lore" versions, yeah, I think it's not even very fair, bc while the SM suit is very good, durable, and give an overall advantage to the user in any way, it can't interface with their entire body directly, while the Crisis one is so good at that, that it's very likely a one-way conversion to being a part of the suit itself, while being also virtually better than the SM suit in any category.
      (virtually because it can "only" do one advantage at a time, and it's energy dependent, but since both problems can be solved, it still would be better)

    • @rivencraft1734
      @rivencraft1734 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@projectdeveloper9311 I know nothing about Crysis lore, so take this as you will: if the suit needs power to do is thing and it gets taxed holding back bullets, then a space marine could simply lay down heavy fire and blitz.
      They're fast, clocking something like 50mph (80kph) and strong, and they don't have to pick between, plus lore ceramite can take a lot of punishment. A Terminator would be incredibly one sided I assume because it's weapons are often powered melee.

    • @Liam-lx8xb
      @Liam-lx8xb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There's an scp task force who can easily kill some space marines, they're called the samsara and would be a pretty good match against a custodian (and that's in a 1v1).

    • @projectdeveloper9311
      @projectdeveloper9311 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@rivencraft1734 Well, the problem here is that "energy" thing about the Crisis suit, bc without external power, it can withstand normal rifle bullets (7.62mm), but with it's "maximum energy" (at least what is shown in the last game) it can withstand a reentry from orbit (around 2000km) basically untouched.
      All that wording to say that it's a decent piece of armor with an energy shield, so it really boils down to how much energy the suit has at the moment of the battle, but since it can also recharge from thermal energy in the environment (shown in the first game), the battle would be to see how much damage can the SM do to the suit ABOVE what it can defend itself just by absorbing from energy around it, or how long until the SM freezes EVERYTHING around the suit to the point of making liquid nitrogen out of the atmosphere (to be sure it won't just reheat from the environment farther away too fast)
      The latter would work because it worked in the intro of the third game (If I'm not mistaken) when the caracter was frozen inside the suit and it put him in a coma-like state.
      Just to be clear about this, I just recently discovered WH40K, so don't expect me to fully understand what an SM chapter can do

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Could they start building a enhanced _Tau_ SuperSoldier from the ground up, just using Astartes as an inspiration?
    As for the Tau sucking at genetics, they developed bioweapons that devastated Tyranid Hive fleets.
    That shows some skill in biotechnology.
    And with their rapid technological progress they might be able to advance very fast if they put their minds to it. Having seen the benifits and success of Imperium biotechnology and genetics they might go all in on improving their species - that seems a very Tau thing to do, no doubt with some hidden dark secret, such as secret controls and modifying other species without their knowledge to better serve The Greater Good (and the power of the Ethereals).

    • @shinhook2k280
      @shinhook2k280 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      having tau also have a space marine-ish type unit is just unoriginal

    • @Gadlight
      @Gadlight 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@shinhook2k280 yeah, i agree, their whole schtick is that they are weak individuals who compensate their weakness with technology and mechs, they dont need a supersoldier team that is so overused.

    • @SamueL-td7fb
      @SamueL-td7fb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      T'au super soldiers would be closer to Thunder Warriors of all things, with more focus on pumping them full of drugs and fucking with their brains with the chips they use

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@shinhook2k280 yep for game balance.
      I was thinking more in terms of how such a society would respond.
      But that would involve someone in 40k being rational.....

    • @carlzerris6566
      @carlzerris6566 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      So intersting thing but bear in mind this is from a book so whether its canon is up in the air. Spoilers for the book War of Secrets.
      So O'Kais was part of Shadowsuns fleet that went through the Startide Nexus and was frozen in statsis as Tau do. However something malfunctioned and while his body was in statsis, his mind was active and the earth caste engineers fed him simluation after simulation until he basically had a plan for everything. They then parked him in a Ghostkeel and he infiltrated a fortress monastry (yeah i know thats a little much but too be fair he got information from a dark angel on how to get in (long story) and most of the chapter was away and it was a chapter that was sort of fuedal. ). Anyways he managed to take out multiple marines and escape though granted alot of that was due to the suit. Regardless its an interesting idea for a tau super soilder thats plays into their strenghts that being their technology. Maybe throw in some nano tech aswell and its got potential

  • @spiderdude1013
    @spiderdude1013 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Geez tell me you hate the Tau without telling me

  • @1YCARADOFACAO
    @1YCARADOFACAO 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    They suck at it... For now! But all they need is a Tau primarch

    • @inmamata
      @inmamata 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is impossible as the primarchs were made by the Emperor, other perpetuals, a team of geneticists and still needed to make a deal with all 4 chaos gods to make it happen. The tau have no presence in the Warp, the Chaos gods won't care about them at all... let alone them having perpetuals...

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Genuinely surprised they even wounded a single Astartes, ESPECIALLY one of the blueberries.

    • @AstartesEz8
      @AstartesEz8 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      If I remembered correctly it was due to genuine confusion on the ultramarines part.
      The Tau Marines were armored in scavenged Ultramarine armor and so when they attacked Sicarius tried to subdue one while screaming friendly fire
      It wasn't until he noticed their silence and battle stance that he realized they weren't true Astartes

    • @anthonyrodriguez8788
      @anthonyrodriguez8788 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Tau weapons tear through Astartes like tissue paper.
      Frankly the Imperial Guard are a better choice to fight the Tau because your less likely to lose a veteran of a hundred campaigns to some random private who managed to get an Astartes in their iron sights.

    • @tanmang42
      @tanmang42 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@anthonyrodriguez8788 That makes sense- when you'll get one-tapped either way, might as well go the volume route to overwhelm

  • @matthewcopping1614
    @matthewcopping1614 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Tried to take on humanities breath of hope mantle and instead got the Orks comic relief one

  • @reddits2177
    @reddits2177 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I could imagine some renegade Space Marine working for the Tau as mercenaries or privateers but would likely ditch them the moment someone with a bigger bank account makes them an offer.

  • @christianbryan6961
    @christianbryan6961 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I wonder what could happen if one of these guys decided to leave the Tau and join the Imperium?
    Maybe he joins the guardsmen?
    Can he still have kids?

    • @MrLegendseeka
      @MrLegendseeka 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That would require the Imperium relenting on their "Zero Xeno" policy. The break away Tau would likely be murdered on sight. He would have more chance attempting to integrate into one of the Hive worlds in exchange for a life of servitude to one of the Overlords

    • @christianbryan6961
      @christianbryan6961 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MrLegendseeka If I understood the video correctly, the guy is a human but made like a Space Marine by the Tau.

    • @christianbryan6961
      @christianbryan6961 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@MrLegendseekaYeah, the video said “human clones”

    • @ham_the_spam4423
      @ham_the_spam4423 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Created by Xeno hands, an imperfect clone of an Astartes and thus a Mutant, and having never basked in the light of the Emperor curses them as a Heretic. They would be killed the moment their artificial nature is revealed.

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    That last line is kind of bogus. They didn't have the gene scene, something that was created by the Emperor of mankind but yet they created something very very close based on scraps of DNA that got from the transhuman corps and made something so lifelike and realistic that it actually made the ultramarine uncomfortable how scarily close the space blueberries were able to get

    • @UnknownSquid
      @UnknownSquid 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's the typical brain dead anti-Tau bias. As always. Just painfully childishly stupid, to the point of even being quite backwards in regards to the tale it's telling, as usual.

  • @Drega001
    @Drega001 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    40K fandom is on the levels of swifties

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    For those who don't want to waste a minute: "I'm going to shit on the T'au because that's what everyone does. Look at me, I'm making fun of the T'au."

    • @chocov5183
      @chocov5183 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They do suck

  • @pup4301
    @pup4301 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This is why the tau are my favorite. They have so much room to grow.

  • @thehippie3610
    @thehippie3610 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    The Tau are just too young and naive.
    Give em a hundred thousand years or so

    • @1YCARADOFACAO
      @1YCARADOFACAO 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Tau advance so fast that I think only a hundred years would be enough for them to do some crazy shit.

    • @thanatos5150
      @thanatos5150 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@1YCARADOFACAO Modern Humanity went from the bronze age to the contemporary era in 5,000 years or so. With a life expectancy half that of humanity? The T'au actually seem to advance relatively slowly.

    • @countercomeback5504
      @countercomeback5504 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Give em a hundred thousand years. they are already extinct and didn't even reach a thousand years

    • @joost1120
      @joost1120 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@thanatos5150 The bronze age isn't even close to the start of modern humans though. The first stone tool use by hominins was over 3 million years ago. The first evidence of modern humans using fire and more complex stone tools dates back 200,000 years. Considering the first encounter with early Tau reported them being on a similar level to stone age humans, having just discovered fire. 6,000 years later, they've got advanced mech suits, near light speed space travel and multiple star systems under their control. Even if current humans could somehow reach that level of technology in a hundred years, Tau would still have advanced way, way faster. Tau reached that level of technology in just 3% of the time, or over 33 times faster than humans. And that's very optimistic for humanity, as I doubt we'd reach even a single of those milestones within a hundred years.
      Thanks to the writers, the Imperium encountered Tau when they had just surpassed the Imperium's technology in most aspects. If they had gone unnoticed for another 1000 years, they would probably have technology that'd put even Necrons and Eldar to shame.

    • @1YCARADOFACAO
      @1YCARADOFACAO 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thanatos5150 Didin't the Tau went from the stone age to space age in like 1000 years during a storm of chaos?

  • @ricijs2000
    @ricijs2000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    they still came close , by a small margin but still close, with enough research they could make their own geneseeds using some of tau greatest warriors

  • @mar00nm4v2
    @mar00nm4v2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    Water Caste reading stolen schematics: okay so apparently we need to put this organ behing the pancreas
    Earth Caste: ...behind the WHAT??
    Water Caste: dude idk

  • @albertluke372
    @albertluke372 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Imagine the shame that the space marine who got wounded by the Fake Marines. Like, "Damn it, they were able to scratch me?"

    • @colby1398
      @colby1398 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      If I'm remembering the book correctly, it was only due to surprise. The fake marines were also wearing Ultramarine armor, so when the fight kicked off the real marines were confused and calling out friendly fire instead of fighting back because they thought it was a mistake and didn't want to kill their own.

  • @zhuljinjager402
    @zhuljinjager402 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Considering the imperium can't even make their own artificial space marines It seems like kind of a silly question

  • @miloradmickovic2831
    @miloradmickovic2831 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Now imagine if the tyranids with their genetic mastery combined with tau robotics mastery and created a sort of hybrid space Marine..

  • @anothernamlesscommenter352
    @anothernamlesscommenter352 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    A better question is why have the Imperium of man not recruited the Kreigs marines as Astartes when their such fantastic fighters?

    • @throttlestraw
      @throttlestraw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Maybe cuz most of them are clones :/ maybe some wonky shit happened if they forced those clones to be space marine

  • @Fokkuso
    @Fokkuso หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bashes gundams, proceeds to use his own nail polish to paint his tiny figurines.

  • @mikkellarsen3643
    @mikkellarsen3643 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Space Marines are way beyond Tau tech, just like all the higher tech imperial stuff.
    The Tau has better average tech used than the imperium, but the imperium has even managed to make a bit of webway. That is way beyond all but the ancient empires, like the Necrons, Eldar and Old Ones.

    • @Velatus5978
      @Velatus5978 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't all imperial tech just reused old human tech so technically while the empire has some better tech things(though I would even argue with that as some things might be more powerful but have so many drawbacks that it becomes less effective) they can't really make them themselfs so loosing some of the cool shit they have is an almost irreplaceable loss.

    • @mikkellarsen3643
      @mikkellarsen3643 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @Velatus5978 it is more complicated than that. Some tech they cannot replace, most of this is from 30k. Some is older. But most by far is stuff where nobody alive has the skills to make it and/or the necessary facilities are damaged beyond repair.
      They do develop some new high tier tech, this is mostly via cawl and people like him.
      Most tech they can still make.

    • @slickrick873
      @slickrick873 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean they even managed to steal a bit of webway. Lol

    • @mikkellarsen3643
      @mikkellarsen3643 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@slickrick873 Nope, they made a bit of their own webway in order to create a corridor/breach into the rest of the webway so they could take over.

  • @Svoorhout85
    @Svoorhout85 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The Tau ordered their space marines off Temu.

  • @aonbrogan8266
    @aonbrogan8266 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Why haven't the Tau created Space Marines" Because if they did the Imperium would see it as one of the ultimate heresies possible and view it as reason to dedicate real resources to destroying the Tau.

  • @justcallmejoe9270
    @justcallmejoe9270 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "One wounded ultramarine" sounds like David Ward

  • @shinhook2k280
    @shinhook2k280 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    aren't their mechs essentially their space marines? i feel like giving tau space marines v2 is just boring and uninteresting

    • @Cthulhuwarlord
      @Cthulhuwarlord 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh no a prototype inferior copy that got scrapped after getting dunked on by the real thing

    • @shinhook2k280
      @shinhook2k280 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@Cthulhuwarlord .. i mean them figuring out how to make like their own gene-engineered warriors like astartes...

    • @nmr7203
      @nmr7203 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Would it really make that much of a difference, it's just an attribute.

    • @shinhook2k280
      @shinhook2k280 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@nmr7203 I think we have enough of space marines in 40k

    • @Cthulhuwarlord
      @Cthulhuwarlord 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@shinhook2k280 and they haven’t been used since then as Tau have zero experience genetically engineering anything. It’s a dead end

  • @Mangoman146-vg9yq
    @Mangoman146-vg9yq 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What i find interesting is that they also tought the cloned marines to fire weapons, but they tought them the way they theorised would work best. So the clone marines did things like shouldering their bolters and kneeling or lying down for stability.

  • @_Chaosnight_
    @_Chaosnight_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The Tau need a buff in the lore fr, their the only major faction that get shit on all the time for no reason besides "why not"
    It's not even funny anymore at this point, why even keep them around o
    If their whole purpose is to be laughed at

    • @陳怡秀-r7y
      @陳怡秀-r7y 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They’re the only “sci if” aesthetic faction. That goes full HAM with Japanese mechs. That’s literally their whole thing, doesn’t mean they’ve gotta be powerful in lore. They just look cool

    • @_Kumacz_
      @_Kumacz_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@user-rs9bc4qr2s Maybe they don't have to be powerful
      But they are still a major and important to the lore faction
      I would love if they got something more

    • @UnknownSquid
      @UnknownSquid 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Here's the thing. The dumb Imperium fanboys constantly shit on the Tau and spread inaccurate memes, but in terms of actual lore the Tau are actually kicking ass. Let me be frank when I say that 90% of everything you've ever hear about the Tau in videos like this, is pretty much misinformation and bullshit, or otherwise presented in a way that tries to make the Tau sound lame, but really does no such thing once the schoolboy jeering is taken away.
      The people making this stuff don't actually read Tau books. They just play an eternal game of "telephone" or "chinese whispers" where they typically start with a real Tau lore excerpt, and then circle jerk trying to make it sound bad until you get the result you see here. Quite often they take even major Tau victories, and then misrepresent the hell out of it, to act like it was a Tau loss. Other times its based on some random quote from an Imperial Commisar, who knows fuck all about the Tau, and is just repeating in-world propoganda.
      So whilst the galaxy is full of scary horrors, and the Tau naturally have a rough time upon first meeting them, basically every encounter has been a story of the Tau heroically overcoming it and continuing to expand. Vs the Imperium specifically, the Tau are the aggressor, having conquered dozens of Imperial worlds, whilst the Imperium desperately engages in stall tactics and scorched earth, lacking the forces to pull away from other even more desperate fronts.
      The entire "problem" about the Tau, isn't that they're "a joke". It's that the vast majority of the fanbase has literally never interacted with any first hand source or lore about them, and is about as knowledgeable on them as a hive world urchin is, and with the same degree of naive childish bias too.

    • @_Chaosnight_
      @_Chaosnight_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@UnknownSquid True most people don't care about the Tau or their lore and its obvious they don't even try to understand anything about them because of a dumb childish baised against them
      It's also true that the Tau have more problems than the other factions because the Tau are the canonicaly youngest faction and don't know much as of yet, they have to learn and grow but if Humanity can just get past every obstacles through sheer will and numbers alone than the Tau shouldn't have that many problems, especially because of their scientific advancements and ability to learn and adapt quickly
      I just generally feel like the Tau are heavily underrepresented and are often thrown curve balls and Games workshops is to afraid of community backlash to do anything with them because the Tau are the most disliked faction for basically no reason

    • @UnknownSquid
      @UnknownSquid 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@_Chaosnight_ Well they're a small faction in terms of their presence and impact on the galactic scene, so I'm not surprised they don't get that much representation from GW. But yeah, as you can tell, the childish way the wider 40k community regards them is what bothers me the most.
      I'd say that the most under-represented faction is probably the Eldar. They're a very important faction with both enormous amounts of history, and a basically galaxy spanning area of influence and involvement in the setting. And yet you barely see or hear anything at all about them.
      Though, perhaps it's better to be dismissively ignored, than brainlessly mocked.

  • @patricksusulin9335
    @patricksusulin9335 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love that every lore video about spacemarines they are presented as unstoppable killing machines but everything you see them in action they just go down easily like a regular grunt,

  • @lemomannmusicproductions4074
    @lemomannmusicproductions4074 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "The Tau just fundamentally suck at anything" - Majorkill

    • @UnknownSquid
      @UnknownSquid 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Every day there's a new brainless dose of misinformation about the Tau dumped into the internet. It's endlessly tiresome. -_-

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@UnknownSquid
      To be fair, we are the Imperium 40000 years in the past, this is the equivalent of anti-Tau propaganda

  • @Primal2229
    @Primal2229 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lore wise, I can only imagine how absolutely and pissed off the astartes were at seeing dollar tree clones of themselves. As in marine goes into fuck you mode and solos all of them.

  • @christianmartires729
    @christianmartires729 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "The Tau suck at genetic modification"
    **Saves an entire planet from genestealer virus**
    Nah m8, they're just playing plot armour for Space Marines cuz in reality, the Tau could replicate everything.

    • @Z5-XB
      @Z5-XB หลายเดือนก่อน

      They also made a lot of bio weapons to counter the Tyranids. Were a lot of them just nanotech? Yes but they still have potent genetic technology

  • @alexzander7629
    @alexzander7629 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember when they did recruit a chapter of space marines. Before the retcon

  • @bruce2655
    @bruce2655 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    brother they went up against the smurfs, you don't beat the smurfs GW would never allow it

  • @stumble_arcana
    @stumble_arcana หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    their mistake was trying to fight the ultramarines-the plot armor is too strong for any xenos faction to penetrate

  • @shadowdragon349
    @shadowdragon349 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Could you imagine if the tau could make geneseed, I’d reckon with how archaic the imperium are in keeping their geneseed and with time became mutated or straight up defective. The tau could easily make arguably better quality

    • @victorkaranja1420
      @victorkaranja1420 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Considering it's something made by the emperor, and alot of the "special sauce" that fundamentally goes into the space marines comes from the primarchs which he needed to get from the chaos gods, I doubt they could ever make any, even now tbh

    • @AdeptKing
      @AdeptKing 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      The thing is geneseed comes from the primarchs and they're also made to be used on humans. So assuming they want to use it on themselves, they would have to figure out how to do that. Its probably more worth it to just focus on their mechs.

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Impossible literally impossible for they don't have resources and they would instantly be extinct the moment the Imperium finds out about it and launches a crusade.

    • @shadowdragon349
      @shadowdragon349 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AdeptKing so think of it this way, they’re not held back by the admech and the wider imperium by keeping gene stocks restricted, they can quite possibly replicate, hell even cloned, they have proven themselves to have the resources to do so

    • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
      @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Emperor made the Primarchs and by extension Geneseed after msking and then breaking a deal with the chaos gods. I doubt the Ethereals or Farsight would want anything to do with them especially after recent events.
      As for them reverse engineering geneseed... why? The process of making space marines is long,costly snd straight up barbaric. Why go through all that trouble when they can just keep mass producing better battle suits and arm their ground soldiers with weapons that can penetrate SM armor? Hell they can have better results by just keep feeding dead Marines to the Kroot.

  • @michaelrossel7339
    @michaelrossel7339 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the Tau/Space Marine Mashup Equipment of the Dornian Heresy Ultramarines looks cool though.
    Also Plasma Weapons that may be only S6 but don't explode :D

  • @Henbot
    @Henbot 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The Tau Space Marine art looks hella cool.

  • @dustinontaiyabbi5608
    @dustinontaiyabbi5608 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Astartes tau armor looks dope af

  • @makeitsonumberone1358
    @makeitsonumberone1358 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The tau, arguably the good guys of 40k 🤣

  • @Belicure
    @Belicure 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "The tau just fundamentally suck at anything-"
    End of sentence right there.

  • @adonutplaysgames
    @adonutplaysgames หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That is because the T'au specialise in technological superiority with their battle suits. They do not need genetic manipulation to be an impressive war machine. 😎

  • @nerddotcom5817
    @nerddotcom5817 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Say what you will, that Tau Astartes armor looks sick af.

  • @sebastianmezzanatto5056
    @sebastianmezzanatto5056 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This is the biggest stupid plot hole that everyone is just going along with. Space marines turn to chaos. Space Marines even go renegade.. Yes it takes a lot to make them turn against the imperium, but it’s not impossible, and it happens all the time. It would actually make a lot of sense if an entire chapter started supporting the Tau. Especially if they understood the fact that Tau starve chaos due to their low presence in the warp.

    • @MrVlad12340
      @MrVlad12340 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And any non-tau species in their Empire ruins that “starving” so they would have to genocide humans, like they did on a few occasions by the way, so no, space marine wouldnt sign up on exterminating his own species on behest of a xeno.
      Oh in fact Chaos space marines are often even more xenophobic than basic ones, they look down on literally any non-human species as unworthy worms.

  • @AORaiMechWork
    @AORaiMechWork 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mass produce crisis suit and armed every fire warrior

  • @emonkhan1443
    @emonkhan1443 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Female custodis:❌❎✖️
    Space marines joining tau:😭 yes please

  • @IberianCraftsman
    @IberianCraftsman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This reminds me the Krieg are also clones, if they got some tech from Luna to make them be born stronger imagine super Krieg soldiers with half the strength of an Ogryn.

  • @connormccormick5636
    @connormccormick5636 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    My brother in law was talking my ear off about how much he loves the Tau and their society in Warhammer 40k. Shit was annoying.

    • @The_Keeper
      @The_Keeper 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Now to be fair, Tau society is the only one in 40K that actually is flourishing.
      Too bad about the whole mindcontrol and caste thing, but Farsight is fixing that with Khorne's help. :P

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@The_Keeperyeah by the use of slaves to do their dirty work and expand total control for more planets and Rinse and repeat. You don't win wars by flourishing, but meeting quotas.

    • @WarbossFraka
      @WarbossFraka 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just like every marine cockrider, or Custodes fanboy.

  • @SilentButDudley
    @SilentButDudley 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Seeing what it took to create primarchs, and from there branch to each chapter of marines…
    Yeah, the Tau would have their very own warp disaster to try and create them, just like the Eldar and Humans.

  • @VrpalnRIsr
    @VrpalnRIsr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The Tau sucks.
    Kitten approves this message.

  • @bugs-ie2mu
    @bugs-ie2mu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Reason why they didn't recruit a SM: they aren't weak minded since they fight chaos that has mind corruptive capability's
    First fight these TAU SMs first came out: Unknown (in my archives but the first main opponent they had to fight was Cato Sicarius)

  • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
    @stillcantbesilencedevennow หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Gene Seed is like super condensed memetic memory. It's centuries on centuries of combat experience, tactics, and eating breathing and crapping war put into an organ. The Tau will always be silly robot lovers.

  • @leovillant768
    @leovillant768 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The tau are young, let them learn

  • @servandoherrera7550
    @servandoherrera7550 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    “The Tau just fundamentally suck at anything to do with gene modification and it shows” so disrespectful 😂

  • @bubbles8871
    @bubbles8871 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "We've been genetically modifying things since the times of grocery stores, and yet you've only started now. You will lose this fight."

  • @DaCouchWarrior
    @DaCouchWarrior หลายเดือนก่อน

    They are the youngest and yet they can do some sh*t. Give em 10k more years and its a formidable force.

  • @lastvanderwerf9841
    @lastvanderwerf9841 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The tau's answer to everything to fighting can be sumed up in two words "pew pew"

  • @TheSoldier02
    @TheSoldier02 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    it wasn't only the fact they were bad a gene modification but they also had no idea how actual space marines fought or how they trained.
    when the first clone showed up cato sicarius shot it dead without any questions when cato sicarius was asked why he did that he said " space marines don't shoulder our bolters"

  • @jeanfraga5322
    @jeanfraga5322 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The fact that they forgot that Marines are strong beyond genetics is mindblowin, the faith they have drive them forward beyond limits, and the fact there's such a thing called Psychic Gestalt Field, that further enhances their power due the fact that every living being in the universe that once saw Marines, understands them as the ultimate killing machine enhances even further their strength.

  • @jm329
    @jm329 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There is that story where they had a Space Marine in suspended animation in an academy and he got loose.

  • @skarsik
    @skarsik 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Maybe the Tau should make a deal with the Dark Eldar to assist in genetic manipulation. Iykyk 😈

  • @networkoperations
    @networkoperations 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Astartes just straight up fuckin: "Skill issue"