hope you enjoy :) follow me on twitter for literally no benefits whatsoever twitter.com/windoledge?s=11&t=pNndbT3sGM2KOVyqBwUVBA I know pretty much all of my subscribers are from my previous hitman video, but i'd suggest only subscribing if you like my other stuff :) I love hitman and will do more videos on it in the future but probably not for another few uploads. I promise my other stuff will make you exhale through the nose occasionally
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The golf coach wakes up in a dresser somewhere with a splitting headache, and realized that next to him is the dead body of his friendly acquaintance. Talk about psychological trauma.
@@ryanpayne7707 "There appears to have been foul play in the room. Also, the defendant claims to have woken up in the closet with the body of the victum. I've never heard such an absurd lie in my XX years as a Prosecutor!". Yeah, that guy is cooked.
Imagine being Jones. You're a POW, you're horribly mistreated for who knows how long, and then somebody knocks you out. When you wake up next, you're in a box with a shop owner in his store. The general who had you is dead, nobody knows who did it. And there's a muffin waiting for you. And you feel loved.
4:15 "Ooh yeah no destroying that virus is actually a really good thing, and it balances out of your sin points, you're back at zero." - It's him, the Devil
17:40 Imagine being that soldier, and seeing the crazy violent war criminal take pity on you, like, he'd remember him as the "Terrorism? yes. bio-weapons? yes. mal-treatment of POWs? THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE F*CKING LINE!" guy
Assuming the briefcase is either from the ICA or from Sapienza, and it seemed pretty expensive, around ~$300 maybe? Maybe more since it can carry full sniper rifles (some fully built sniper rifles too) so you'd definitely have to pay for some property damage by throwing it into the ocean
I'm dying, man. But not from laughter, the rats have surrounded me! They won't stop biting me! The empress said she would end this accursed plague! HEEEEELP M- *Nonstop squeaks*
@@CasuallyShadow I feel like the question of whether or not you're an enemy of America has very little bearing on the reasons for blowing up a car in Europe.
10:52 “Alright, now you must choose. Do you throw up, or do you challenge me to a best of 3 in rock paper scissors?” Now this is the kind of Saw movie I’d like to see 😂😂
If we consider the phrase, "It's only a crime if you get caught", then Window has in fact not done any crimes at all, and is completely innocent, invalidating this entire video.
24:10 Unless you cause an alert and search, no guards actually go into the alleyway where this guy patrols. Therefore, you can leave him where you knock him out. This fact is likely why this route places an additional guard there in Master difficulty so it's harder to knockout the one guy and get into the school that way.
You know, the part about how the crowds of npcs don't actually alert and ruin your silent assassin rating feels oddly somewhat realistic to how people may have trouble identifying a crime that occurs in a dense crowd of people. It'd be tough to say who pulled out the gun and shot the food stand if you were quick about it! Or at least, that's what I would say if you weren't wearing a clown costume while doing it 😂
not sure if anyone else said this but in sapienza there is a boat where you can shoot the bells on it in a specific order to cause it to be taken by the kraken, seems appropriately evil.
Saving jones gave really reminded me of eyezayar series on rdr2, especially jones dying on being seen, and giving the guards nicknames. Also 10:33 gave off such Jerma energy! All it lacked was Jerma laughing hysterically after she was blown up, and then shooting 10 people in the head.
Even if the game didn't randomly kill Jones when his body is spotted, moving a body that's been knocked out via poison or accident (or a target killed by them) still invalidates SA if it's discovered. Even if the person who finds it should have no reason to think it's been tampered with. Also, Jone's real in-game name is Sayid Laham. Constantly calling him by a different name probably counts for something involving the dignity of POWs.
Could have poisoned Silvio before setting up the trail to his mother's bedroom. If you get the chef disguise you can attempt to recreate his mom's signature pasta.
holy cow, no dollar amount of property damage could ever hope to compare to the emotional damage you did to Silvio by yeeting his dead mom's flowers into the ocean
I’m so glad jones was saved and started a family after escaping with the shop owner. Adopting 4 kids together and moving in to another country. Brought a tear to my eye
20:53 *8* articles of the geneva convention. an enimies uniform may not be used to act against them. since you used the enemies uniform to disguise yourself and kill their general you infact broke that article.
Next time try and break the Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz (Cattle marking and beef labeling supervision duties delegation law), until then 47 isn't truly evil
7:24 Place the briefcase on the ground with the gun inside, get frisked and pick up the briefcase and leave. I don’t think it works if you drop the briefcase, and you have to place it instead.
this and ur lawful video r my comfort vids rn for no disceernable reason, im drunk as hell rn dawg but im begging u on my hands and knees for more hitman content
I'm pretty sure that climbing drainpipes and shimmying along narrow ledges is in contravention of the UK's Health and Safety at Work etc. Act 1974, as interpreted in The Work at Height Regulations 2005. Strictly, though, the fault would lie with 47's employer, i.e. Diana.
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Yes, I came from the Hitman Video too, I watched it 3 times, started playing Hitman myself again and it is great, I had to subscribe to you.
I watched a few other Videos too from you, great stuff keep up the great work, love this content
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I really want a list of people who sent complaints to "your email" XD
God gives his tastiest beer to his worst drivers
The golf coach wakes up in a dresser somewhere with a splitting headache, and realized that next to him is the dead body of his friendly acquaintance. Talk about psychological trauma.
Was looking for this comment, that's the type of trauma that would stick with someone.
Think about the court case! I mean, he had a romantic relationship with a person who is now dead and was found in very close proximity to her.
@@ryanpayne7707 "There appears to have been foul play in the room. Also, the defendant claims to have woken up in the closet with the body of the victum. I've never heard such an absurd lie in my XX years as a Prosecutor!".
Yeah, that guy is cooked.
While he was trying to get Jones out safely I forgot the purpose of the video and thought that Jones was the whole video it was really entertaining
Imagine being Jones. You're a POW, you're horribly mistreated for who knows how long, and then somebody knocks you out. When you wake up next, you're in a box with a shop owner in his store. The general who had you is dead, nobody knows who did it. And there's a muffin waiting for you. And you feel loved.
@@thoopsyid go to the news make the big bucks
saving private jones
And then jones realizes that the guards upstairs were found earlier due to the fedora man discovering them and then being immediately captured again
@@thoopsymaybe you notice before, that guards don't come as often, i think he removed es few of them before, but not sure
Evil 47 be like, im going to indecently expose myself in public
Evil 47 be like:
I WILL NOT KILL ANYONE WHO'S BAD
EVERYONE IS UNTOUCHABLE
oh no woe be me anyway- 🥵
Evil 47 be like “I FUCKING LOVE PROTECTING THE CORRUPT ELITE!!!!!”
Evil Narrator lady be like "Awful job agent 74, now make your way off a bridge"
The Saga of Jones has convinced me Hitman games need an extraction mode.
With Agent Smith being Agent Smith that is an immediate Yes
Helpman
Jones didn't consent, though, so isn't it kidnapping?
@@ryanpayne7707 not if he’s knocked out the whole time and wakes up somewhere objectively better than where he was before
@@ryanpayne7707imagine you are a POW and somebody strangles you, only to then safely bring you out of captivity. I would honestly be fine.
“If you can’t handle me at my best, you deserve me at my worst” is a fire quote
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@@Muho_is_me damn, this comment popped off. Weird.
11 and deep
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@@izuminakaruma2005hi trans ally.
i love how he goes from boring crimes like corporate sabotage to breaking the geneva conventions
aka the fun crimes
Fun
4:15 "Ooh yeah no destroying that virus is actually a really good thing, and it balances out of your sin points, you're back at zero." - It's him, the Devil
From the bible?!
@@YourPlaywright "The one and only, sweet cheeks!"
@@YourPlaywright (assuming SnapCube reference) "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Wasssssssupp. It'sssssssssss me"
@@ch-animatestudios bing bong hey wahts up ya doin a baed jaab
too tiree to quote words i cant remember so uh:
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Seeing the briefcase with the flowers in them broke me. I ended up cackling like a madman watching it fly
Sounds like insanity. Like me
It's so unnecessarily petty! I'm actually laughing tears rn.
I laughed out loud whilst alone in the room. The flowers in the briefcase was just perfection.
The sequel nobody was expecting but everyone needed
17:40 Imagine being that soldier, and seeing the crazy violent war criminal take pity on you, like, he'd remember him as the "Terrorism? yes. bio-weapons? yes. mal-treatment of POWs? THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE F*CKING LINE!" guy
This is exactly the kind of petty behavior you'd canonically expect from an evil mastermind who has been _slightly_ wronged. Keep it up.
Briefcase actually accentuates the flower toss.
The absolute panache, I mean that briefcase looked expensive.
Assuming the briefcase is either from the ICA or from Sapienza, and it seemed pretty expensive, around ~$300 maybe? Maybe more since it can carry full sniper rifles (some fully built sniper rifles too) so you'd definitely have to pay for some property damage by throwing it into the ocean
16:49 “the geneva convention has DLC” 😭😭😭😭😭
The Jones saving Arc has to be my favourite one in this video
I get that same energy trying to do a renegade playthrough in Mass Effect. Maybe the renegade was the friends I helped along the way?
An evil man who doesn't harm rats?? Finally, a villain I can get behind. Me and the colon- I mean boys are pleased
hmmm
hmmm
hmmm
I'm dying, man.
But not from laughter, the rats have surrounded me! They won't stop biting me! The empress said she would end this accursed plague! HEEEEELP M-
*Nonstop squeaks*
@@mr.mcnerdo the rat king sends his regards
Chefs kiss for sitting next to the flaming wreck of a former sports car while casually reading the news paper like it was a normal Tuesday.
certainly this used to be a normal Tuesday in France
I’d argue some of those explosions as terrorism rather than just ”property damage”as those explosions most likly happened in public areas
Terrorism sounds more evil than property damage so...Goal achieved?
Depends on whether you're an enemy of America or not, that's usually what defines property damage or terrorism 😂
It might depend on intent because im pretty sure terrorism is used as a political message
@CasuallyShadow italy
@@CasuallyShadow I feel like the question of whether or not you're an enemy of America has very little bearing on the reasons for blowing up a car in Europe.
10:52 “Alright, now you must choose. Do you throw up, or do you challenge me to a best of 3 in rock paper scissors?”
Now this is the kind of Saw movie I’d like to see 😂😂
If we consider the phrase, "It's only a crime if you get caught", then Window has in fact not done any crimes at all, and is completely innocent, invalidating this entire video.
he just cant win
People sure as heck saw him during Sapienza.
On the plus side, that means the last video was a complete success
An 11/10 for saving the hostage
ate and left no crumbs, absolute slay
I love the fact that this video went from being as evil as possible to saving and freeing a POW
You can't fight your true nature, no matter how hard you try.
I wasn't expecting this to turn into a romance film but I am not complaining
You just went from breaking the law to saving a POW
I salute you in your contribution
24:10 Unless you cause an alert and search, no guards actually go into the alleyway where this guy patrols. Therefore, you can leave him where you knock him out. This fact is likely why this route places an additional guard there in Master difficulty so it's harder to knockout the one guy and get into the school that way.
You know, the part about how the crowds of npcs don't actually alert and ruin your silent assassin rating feels oddly somewhat realistic to how people may have trouble identifying a crime that occurs in a dense crowd of people. It'd be tough to say who pulled out the gun and shot the food stand if you were quick about it!
Or at least, that's what I would say if you weren't wearing a clown costume while doing it 😂
I will be watching your career with great interest tiny penguin
literally started choking i was laughing so hard. the editing in this is SUPREME. thank you for making this
not sure if anyone else said this but in sapienza there is a boat where you can shoot the bells on it in a specific order to cause it to be taken by the kraken, seems appropriately evil.
Imagine delivering flowers to someone to put on their mother's grave and you get there and just stuff them into a briefcase and chuck it in the ocean
The use of Rivers In The Desert for Jones' rescue mission is so peak, this entire video was great from start to finish. We love war crimes here
Actually the first law you broke is entering the Ice cream shop without a shirt
Saving jones gave really reminded me of eyezayar series on rdr2, especially jones dying on being seen, and giving the guards nicknames.
Also 10:33 gave off such Jerma energy! All it lacked was Jerma laughing hysterically after she was blown up, and then shooting 10 people in the head.
she didn't see the GYAS
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one that thought the same thing
This video went from breaking all the laws to prison-breaking Jones lmao
Truly the most evil act of this run :D
"The wounded and sick shall be given adequate care" help I'm dying
Prisoners of war doing better than the American healthcare system
Schrodinger's Jones was the best part
We need a pt. 2 to both these videos so bad 😭😭 they're top tier entertainment
Even if the game didn't randomly kill Jones when his body is spotted, moving a body that's been knocked out via poison or accident (or a target killed by them) still invalidates SA if it's discovered. Even if the person who finds it should have no reason to think it's been tampered with.
Also, Jone's real in-game name is Sayid Laham. Constantly calling him by a different name probably counts for something involving the dignity of POWs.
I was absolutely sure he'd only extract Jones to use him for the Geneva Checklist, Article 3 himself.
"luckily the geneva convention got a DLC" has got to be the best line in any video, ever
I was expecting the cartoonish hyperviolence, but not the gay romance war drama. Gotta love a plot twist, tho 🤭
been waiting for this video ever since the last one lol
Could have poisoned Silvio before setting up the trail to his mother's bedroom.
If you get the chef disguise you can attempt to recreate his mom's signature pasta.
"And one accusation of having fine abs, gUiLtY"
"You might say you can't commit any war crimes when there isn't a war"
Well I say if Stardew Valley can do it so can you! Go get'm, champ!
That last bit with jones is the best part.
3:40 unlawful discharge of a firearm
Rivers in the desert while freeing jones had me rolling. Have a sub
Seems like it was now that you made your decision.
Geneva Convention? MORE LIKE GENEVA SUGGEATON
Mustard? How about mustard gas!
“COME MY CHILD SOLDIERS!”
5:48 this is somehow the joke that made me laugh the hardest
I call it the Geneva Checklist.
The Geneva Suggestion
If only this was in the next Saw movie
"If you run you will literally explode. Make your choic- no, don't run." *BOOM!*
You forgot to knock out the stoner on Sapienza; you also forgot to steal his joint (possession of narcotics is another crime)
Agent 47 has snapped. He felt unappreciated after managing to kill without breaking any laws, and has started his villain arc!
The shot of the flower briefcase sailing down the hill made me laugh my pasta onto my plate. Thanks for that.
Same here . Just with soup
Same here. Just with soup
Same here. Just with soup
My ribs ached by the 15 minute mark. Two bullets in one cheek and he doesn't know how he got them, lmao
22:03 The Rivers in the Desert beginning here hits hard ngl
holy cow, no dollar amount of property damage could ever hope to compare to the emotional damage you did to Silvio by yeeting his dead mom's flowers into the ocean
Canonically the prisoner in Marrakesh is named Sayid, which you can hear if you let Zaydan talk to him
I’m so glad jones was saved and started a family after escaping with the shop owner. Adopting 4 kids together and moving in to another country. Brought a tear to my eye
Jones is like an weeping angel, only instead of turning to stone when he's seen, he just dies.
16:48 “lucky for us, the Geneva Convention has dlc” is a phrase I never thought I’d hear.
18:58 bro just stands there like ‘oh damn… eh too bad I dont get paid enough to help’
The three muffins, that is where the true danger lurks.
Mark is still staring at the fucking wall
20:53 *8* articles of the geneva convention. an enimies uniform may not be used to act against them. since you used the enemies uniform to disguise yourself and kill their general you infact broke that article.
The guy vomiting for like 10 minutes straight had me dying
If only you had an illegal outfit to put on.
4:34 Oh! Alright then!
9:40 "There is no one I'd rather be than me"
I’m cringe and that’s based
I love your humour in these videos. Please keep doing hitman content
that saw bit with the plague doc was funny af, definetly subbing now 🤣
This is exactly how i play Hitman. Exept more bodies everywhere. There should not be a single living thing on the map when im done
That saw bit was gold 😂
Next time try and break the Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz (Cattle marking and beef labeling supervision duties delegation law), until then 47 isn't truly evil
Not-a-really-Fun fact: the second one was written into law in 2000 and replealed in 2013.
Talk about doing it for the Memes.
4:56 great usage of Sayo-nara, though wasn't expecting it lol
It hurt when I heard “I’m bad and that’s good”😢
i love the the Software Instability in the top right at 6:06. You have great editing
14:49 I was literally wheezing at this whole segment. Amazing vid.
Genuine Looney Tunes
1:21 hey look mom it’s me
🤓
@@camistheman8161what?
@@camistheman8161nigga this is a video where a guy is playing a hit man game while trying to break the law. We are all nerds here😂
Rescue Jones Run!!! Hooray!
...could make a whole game of "Jones Dies If Seen".
Skin is the best part of everything fr
21:53 has the best use for Rivers In the Desert. I also like all of the Persona music you used. :)
"Mark's staring at the fucking wall again"
i love this man
.... I found my "guy i would listen to when I want to sleep".
Just so we are on the same page, that was a compliment.
the Jones extraction was absolutely glorious
You’re only technically committing trespassing once you’re asked to leave lol cmon folks
The virus in igbo 5:52 really got me
Lol I just looked it up cause I don't think I've ever heard it locally 😂😂😂
No cuz why did he pronounce it like that💀
7:24 Place the briefcase on the ground with the gun inside, get frisked and pick up the briefcase and leave. I don’t think it works if you drop the briefcase, and you have to place it instead.
0:52 dude must’ve let someone borrow his brain before he typed this comment
There's only room for one of us to be breaking the laws *unbreaks the General's broken laws* 17:33
I can't believe you did the Jerma gas bit
The car market will never financially recover from this
Throwing away banana peals irl is not littering since there biodegradable
In order to save jones you could try handing him one of your muffins at high speeds because muffins are incapable of knocking people out
that witch doctor bit had me CRYING laughing
i loved jones and his muffins so much XD
Genuinely top-tier stuff, keep it up and the blessed algorithm may grant you popularity.
this and ur lawful video r my comfort vids rn for no disceernable reason, im drunk as hell rn dawg but im begging u on my hands and knees for more hitman content
This whole video is truly a work of art
I'm pretty sure that climbing drainpipes and shimmying along narrow ledges is in contravention of the UK's Health and Safety at Work etc. Act 1974, as interpreted in The Work at Height Regulations 2005. Strictly, though, the fault would lie with 47's employer, i.e. Diana.