***** He was either wondering why he turned into a gun or he was planning to conquer Cybertron by 2005 before capturing an Autobot shuttle, slipping past their defenses, and vanquishing the Autobots forever at Autobot City. One or the other.
*Megatron* : Soundwave! Ready the army. *Soundwave* : No. I am tired of doing all the work and having no personality. I want a story arc, something that gives me depth. I want a romance, yes a romantic comedy. Perhaps a relationship with a toaster. The toaster could be stuck up and high class. I will be corky and giving into all sorts of antics. At first she doesn't like me, but then she admires my silly charm, we get to know each other better. But then she discovers, I was keeping a secret the whole time, I try to explain I held the secret because I love her. But she's too emotional and filled with hate. So she decides to marry The Snob. A real all tight guy with no funny lines. She is about to be wed at the alter, but then I come stumbling in, after going through some sort of comedic chase. I plead myself to her, and at first it looks like she's not buying it, but then her eyes tear up. She turns around, gives me a hug, the snobby groom is angry. But then, my comedic sidekick comes in and punches him. The crowd cheers. I tell the toaster I love her, she says she loves me. We decide to get married but we do not show it on screen because two weddings would just be repetitive. So we end with kind of an open ending, something like we're driving a convertible into the sunset or something. This leaves it open for a sequel. I want to be played by Zac Efron and Natalie Portman as the toaster. There's a bit of an age difference but I think she looks young enough, she can pull it off. Disney has shown interest. Gary Marshall is attached to direct the movie called 'Soundwaves of the Heart'. It will be rated PG 13 for crude humour and adult situations, but nothing too bad, just enough to let the male demographic know that it's edgy and will have some grotesque humour for them, and the female demographic will instantly be drawn to the toaster, they will be able to imagine themselves in certain into the role. It will be released in summer, preferably over a holiday weekend. It will break records, win awards, it will be the 'sleeper hit' of the year. *Megatron* : NO! *Soundwave* : Damnit!
"Why? That's what they all asked me. Why him... Why Starscream? Why, of all Decepticons, did I decide to revitalise the one whose record of deceit and betrayal is legend? Because I'm an idiot, that's why!" - Megatron, Transformers Generation 2
Why does Megatron keep Starscream around? I think I know: it boosts his ego and satiates his social Darwinist views. By constantly putting down Starscream's attempts to usurp him, he proves to himself that he is a Magnificent Bastard and worthy to lead, but if Starscream triumphs, then he clearly is not worthy of leading.
Connor Lonergan Yup. Every now and then, Starscream displays some level of competence. This was extended in the Bay movies, where, during Megatron's absence, he proved himself capable of holding the Decepticons together and putting down attempts to get rid of him in ways that megatron would usually put down his attempted rebellions.
Starscream was useful at times even if he was the fuckup of the decepticonarmy. He was a good flightcommander an aparently top student at the cybertronian flightacademy and a famous explorer/scientist before the war. Megatron were finally fed up with him though when he tryd to kill megatron by throwing him out in cold space.
"We're having auditions for Transformers 4, but, I'm afraid none of you are even remotely attractive enough. I mean, what the fuck did I expect? It's a weeaboo convention." Well, that's what I HEARD, anyway.
+Dean Kuyser Mid-way you couldn't even tell what he was saying and it was such an annoying voice at that. If it was shortened, then yes it would have been perfectly fine. Oh man...I had to turn down my volume for that one. lol
Still the point still stands, he pretty much does all the job and never complains about it XD...I mean seriously, that's one heck of an efficent worker o.o
Soundwave is arguably the BEST Decepticon. He doesn't backstab his leader, he doesn't pointlessly go on one-on-one confrontations with the leader of the OTHER TEAM, and his spy missions usually work.
...it always annoyed me how Transformers keep transforming into sports cars. OK yes I know - little boys love sports cars - but little boys also love SUVs, monster trucks, choppers, jet planes, various trucks not to mention different working machinery, huge CATs, and the... whole *other* shitload of machines that would make more sense to be driven off-road on various non-asphalt-covered planets and working sites the stories take place. I mean, why so uncreative? And this specially goes for the movies. You can be *anything*, why limit yourself to just a few basic designs? What other reason can there be but laziness?
Here's my questions - if the Transformer Autobots are at war against the Decepticons, why did all of the Autobots pick sport car designs rather than something that would be actually fucking useful? Why didn't Optimus Prime never pick something more helpful than a fire engine / truck / whichever show version you're watching that could give them all an edge against the bad guys?
Toy designs at the time from Takara and Hasbro exs CREATIVE INPUT Animated (the one with Sari)The main Autobots are civil Rescue Veichles (made sense to me) Question I always had WHERE DID PRIMES TRAILER GO WHEN HE TRANSFORMED??? not because of the cookies
Starscream may be a traitorous coward, but he is the second in command of the Decepticons because he is a brilliant tactician. The best example for this that I can think of is in the Transformers Prime cartoon. It shows all three of the aforementioned aspects in phases throughout the series and mixes them well when two of the three are shown at once. But the cookies are good too. :D
Imperial Productions man they are excellent I personally like playing as megatron the most...the 3rd one rise of the dark spark didn't really live up buy it was based more on the new movie
+Imperial Productions As far as I'm concerned, the Bay movies were good. TF Prime was good, but then came the WORST SEQUEL known to man: Robots in Disguise....
19:17 I want a T-Shirt with a picture of Soundwave and this ENTIRE monologue on the front, and A picture of Megatron saying "NO!" on the back......absolutely brilliant.
in my opinion...Transformers Animated was the best series. got million reasons for that. but let's just stick with....you really see that the studio loved making that series. :)
Hell yeah. I love the different takes on characters like Prowl and Blitzwing. It's a shame we never got Season 4. I would have loves to see other triple changers get the same attention Blitzwing did. Animated is so good, I'm sad I rarely see any love for it.
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I actually liked the original Live-Action movie and the third one. Maybe I'm a little biased on the 3rd one because I'm from Chicago... but whatever. The 4th one is okay, but too long, and don't get me started on the second one.
***** They are enjoying movies, but they are copies of each other, and always have the same things, it was good the first time, but after the second, they repeat everything, sexy girls, explosion, transformers shooting shit, the protagonist without charm, etc
Unithes18 agreed, but if what i hear about there being spinoff movies and a possible cinematic universe like the marvel movies is true, then we got a lot coming to us. And is it just me, or was the Age of Extinction toy-line very lack-luster?
I agree, Soundwave is tired of doing all the work and having no personality. He wants a story arc. Something that gives him depth. He wants a romance. Yes, a romantic comedy. Perhaps a relationship with a toaster. The toaster can be stuck up. And high class. He will be quirky. And getting into all sorts of antics. At first she doesn't like him. But then, she admires his silly charm. They get to know each other better. But then she discovers that he was keeping a secret the whole time. He tries to explain that he was hiding the secret because he loves her. But she is too emotional and filled with hate. So she decides to marry this snob. A real uptight guy with no funny lines. She is about to be wed at the altar. But then, he comes stumbling in, after going through some sort of comedic chase. He pleads himself to her. And at first, it looks like she's not buying it. But then, her eyes tear up. She turns around, gives him a hug. The snobby groom is angry. But then, his comedic sidekick comes in and punches him. The crowd cheers. He tells the toaster he loves her. She says she loves him. They decide to get married but they do not show it onscreen because two weddings would just be repetitive. So they end with kind of an open ending. Something like they're driving a convertible into the sunset or something. This leaves it open for a sequel. Soundwave wants to be played by Zac Effron. And Natalie Portman as the toaster. There is a bit of an age difference but I think she looks young enough, she can pull it off. Disney has shown interest. Gary Marshall is attached to direct. It will be called, "Soundwaves of the Heart." It will be rated PG-13 for crude humor and adult situations. But nothing too bad. Just enough to let the male demographic know that it's edgy, and will have some gross-out humor for them. And the female demographic will be instantly drawn to the toaster. They will be able to imagine themselves inserted into the role. It will be released in summer, preferably. Over a holiday weekend. It will break records, win awards. It will be the sleeper hit of the year. Don't you guys agree?
the whole Soundwaves Of The Heart thing sounds like every romantic comedy ever also about the whole sequels and male and female demographic sounds EXACTLY like real life...jeez Soundwave really has planned this tru
Can only answer for myself, and I don't exactly hate the movies, but it's sad for me to realize they aren't for me anymore. I watched the shows growing up. Loved them when I was little and all I cared about was boom boom bang bang cars trucks airplanes and dinosaurs. The transformers, especially Optimus Prime, figured heavily into my own childhood fantasy worlds. I think it might be the same now with these newer Michael Bay movies. I think for kids they're probably great. Kids probably love them for the same reasons I loved the shows back in the day. (I'm talking Gen 1 and the movie with Rodimus Prime here.) I'm not a kid anymore. I think that's the only thing I dislike about the films, besides their lack of decent stories and casual racism, (which was not really a part of the old show, unless you count the kind of stereotypical way Jazz spoke, which I mostly don't). They aren't for me anymore and they were a huge part of my life growing up. That's what happens when you grow up though, you know?
You know, the one thing I've always question is; if Megatron knows that Starscream wants to take over as leader of the Decepticons, why does he transform into a gun and gives himself to Starscream? And on a sidenote, if Starscream wants to take over and overthrow Megatron, why doesn't he just simply crush Megatron, while he's in gun mode, with his bare hands?
Well, it may seem that Starscream is hesitant and may just be trying to look for the right opportunity. He doesn't necessarily seem quite as strong, experienced, or capable as Megatron. It's kinda like Scar and Mufasa. Scar knew he couldn't challenge Mufasa because he knew he isn't as great as a fighter or even strong enough, but decided to play dirty and take him out at the right opportunity. Unlike Starscream, however, Scar actually succeeded. As for Megatron, I think he kept Starscream alive because maybe there weren't enough Decepticons that were quite as relatively strong and experienced as Starscream. Heck, there probably weren't that many Decepticons at that time. Megatron might have gotten rid of Starscream if he has truly succeeded in destroying the Autobots, because he may not have needed him then. In this case, it actually is kinda like one of those relationships in which one person chooses not to leave the other because they think that they are the only one who will love them...those...suck.
Briane Nelom There are a few reason that Megatron would keep Starscream around that a couple of these were mentioned in every series: 1) Megatron finds it amusing watching Starscreams new plan hopelessly fail, 2) Starscream can easily be used as an example of why you don't defy Megatron after a failed scheme, 3) Starscream is the leader of the Seekers so Megatron uses examples 1 and 2 to further influence the troops, 4) Starscream can keep things running while Megatron is away so that he can return and relinquish "Lord" Starscreams achievements from the attempted take over, 5) Megatron just isn't really worried about anything that Starscream does, etc.
why the hell does no one discuss Armada? it was so good and really brought originality to the table. Minicons to make the humans a little more relevant while also giving the Autobots and Decepticons interesting new abilities and weapons, an actual mission beyond go to Cybertron, and it updated the looks of just about everyone even introducing new characters. sure Hotshot was kind of pretty much Bumblebee and Red Alert was practically Ratchet but they still had a defining difference.
Okay, this one was pretty funny (though I do feel offended at the whole 'unused name' gag), but the Soundwave joke just goes on too long. It should have ended about fifteen seconds after it started.
Yeah I think soundwave is possibly the most badass of all decepticons and autobots, even in transformers prime he never even speaks, he just carries out all of megaton's plans and even stays loyal to him after he is believed dead, and he never fails the mission's he is given, destroying anything in between him and his objective
Thank God Travis Knight kicks Michael Bay's ass off the director's chair and restores G1 fans's faith in the (hopefully rebooted) Transformers film series.
Der Leonator Someone clearly just watched a 20 minute review of a show he never watched and decided to make a criticism people who watched the first 5 minutes of the show know can easily be countered.
my favorite part of the 1st g1 episode is near the end when the decepticons take off for cybertron in their ship and optimus gets super pissed off and actually screams, "megatroooooooon!!!!!!!"
I still have the VHS of the first episode of Transformers. Loved it when me and my brother were kids. To this day (as adults) we still love it. I prefer this more than remakes and even the Michael Bay films.
i think the transformers original work was better at making the transformers look more realistic, as opposed to looking too humanoid and bulky. What did Micheal try to make the movies like? oh wait, i looked at the script, every line had a picture of a mushroom cloud next to it.
"Optimus Prime...sold his soul to the devil, better known to humanity as...Michael Bay." Yeah, the "Devil" who expanded the Transformers Brand, even though they are bad.
Soundwave sounds a lot like Lopez from Red Vs. Blue: does all the work, and has little to no character development. Hey, at least Soundwave gets credit for doing everything!
The only 3 animated Transformers series that I'll stick with are, from least greatest to greatest, Transformers Armada, Transformers Animated, and Transformers Prime.
I always figured Starscream was kept around BECAUSE he could be counted on to betray you. If you don't know where the stab in the back is coming from, you can't prepare for it, if you know there's a guy that is after you all the time, you know to be on your guard whenever he's around. Megatron can count on Starscream to betray him, so he can concentrate on actually trying to win the war and keeping Starscream in check is a small price to pay without looking over your shoulder 100% of the time.
My favorite thing about this entire series was Soundwave. I don't care if he's dated being a cassette player and everything, if it wasn't for him, the Decepticons would be utterly useless as antagonists. Take every scene with him in it out of the show, and they have no intel, half of their plans and research go out the window, they lose a ton of manpower, and they lose their only comms officer. Plus that voice is the coolest robot voice ever.
One thing about the 80's Hasbro cartoons (Transformers and GI Joe) is that the voice actors so often seemed like they were having fun, and this often comes across into the show.
I like how his closing hits the show and the movie spot on. Both go for the audience that will get them the views they want, one group being kids that wanted cool action and robots and another wanting the same thing but with hot celebrities starring in it.
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I love how Megatron patiently waits for Soundwave to finish his pitch and then just says "No."
***** He was either wondering why he turned into a gun or he was planning to conquer Cybertron by 2005 before capturing an Autobot shuttle, slipping past their defenses, and vanquishing the Autobots forever at Autobot City. One or the other.
Maybe "Well, he's the least incompetent officer I've got and usually only says about five words at a time, I should at least hear him out."
It's like when you make a gigantic text and the other person just replies with "K"
Dakota Nelson than why the fuck didn't you put "LoL" to begin with?! lol is more like it.
Evil Minion jesus fucking christ, you took the time to write all that? ^^ o.O
*Megatron* : Soundwave! Ready the army.
*Soundwave* : No. I am tired of doing all the work and having no personality. I want a story arc, something that gives me depth. I want a romance, yes a romantic comedy. Perhaps a relationship with a toaster. The toaster could be stuck up and high class. I will be corky and giving into all sorts of antics. At first she doesn't like me, but then she admires my silly charm, we get to know each other better. But then she discovers, I was keeping a secret the whole time, I try to explain I held the secret because I love her. But she's too emotional and filled with hate. So she decides to marry The Snob. A real all tight guy with no funny lines. She is about to be wed at the alter, but then I come stumbling in, after going through some sort of comedic chase. I plead myself to her, and at first it looks like she's not buying it, but then her eyes tear up. She turns around, gives me a hug, the snobby groom is angry. But then, my comedic sidekick comes in and punches him. The crowd cheers. I tell the toaster I love her, she says she loves me. We decide to get married but we do not show it on screen because two weddings would just be repetitive. So we end with kind of an open ending, something like we're driving a convertible into the sunset or something. This leaves it open for a sequel. I want to be played by Zac Efron and Natalie Portman as the toaster. There's a bit of an age difference but I think she looks young enough, she can pull it off. Disney has shown interest. Gary Marshall is attached to direct the movie called 'Soundwaves of the Heart'. It will be rated PG 13 for crude humour and adult situations, but nothing too bad, just enough to let the male demographic know that it's edgy and will have some grotesque humour for them, and the female demographic will instantly be drawn to the toaster, they will be able to imagine themselves in certain into the role. It will be released in summer, preferably over a holiday weekend. It will break records, win awards, it will be the 'sleeper hit' of the year.
*Megatron* : NO!
*Soundwave* : Damnit!
Hmmm... sounds like The Graduate, except for some things, especially Zac Efron and Natalie Portman lol
Josiah Martinez
Haha
***** I agree they are both like that so ya
+Evil Minion Starscream is jeolous of the toaster because he is gay and he is an autobot spy, which is why he always helping the autobots.
The more I think about it sounds like an Adam Sandler movie
I'm glad NC acknologes that Megatron should have made Starscream his queen.
His bitchy, but glorious queen.
...am I the only one who thinks "Soundwave's of the Heart" sounds like it could make a lot of money as a movie?
It didn't work for similar title, "Heartbeeps".
Jean Marceaux
Yeah, That one flatlined.
TatsurouKaos Bay would turn it into an origin of soundwave that would be good
"All that misguided optimism--it's like telling a blind kid they're going to pet a bunny, when really it's a porcupine!"
Tyrone Bryant I'm so going to use that line. :P
***** You mean cutaway? Maybe, but wouldn't cutting away to it mean explaining the joke?
Or saying a plate of dog poop is actually pudding.
Tyrone Bryant Yes Palpatine , yes.
Tyrone Bryant you mean optimusm
19:20 - and there you have the plot of every romantic comedy that has ever been made.
pretty accurate if you ask me :3
its scary how accurate that is....
Tulga Badrakh They even got the part about every love interest being a toaster!
Biff the BearKiller produced by Michael Bay
"Why? That's what they all asked me. Why him... Why Starscream? Why, of all Decepticons, did I decide to revitalise the one whose record of deceit and betrayal is legend? Because I'm an idiot, that's why!"
- Megatron, Transformers Generation 2
+teoteous
Or maybe he's really good in bed
*Shot*
+Touko White (Hilda) They _are_ apparently married now, maybe that's what's kept them together for so long. XD
Googleplier Wut?
Why does Megatron keep Starscream around? I think I know: it boosts his ego and satiates his social Darwinist views. By constantly putting down Starscream's attempts to usurp him, he proves to himself that he is a Magnificent Bastard and worthy to lead, but if Starscream triumphs, then he clearly is not worthy of leading.
That actually makes sense. I guess, in a way, Megatron kept Starscream as a way of keeping himself from lowering his guard
omar martinez
That makes sense too. Also, from time to time, Starscream CAN display some level of competence.
jw8395 not mention still prove to be useful in some degree
Connor Lonergan Yup. Every now and then, Starscream displays some level of competence. This was extended in the Bay movies, where, during Megatron's absence, he proved himself capable of holding the Decepticons together and putting down attempts to get rid of him in ways that megatron would usually put down his attempted rebellions.
Starscream was useful at times even if he was the fuckup of the decepticonarmy.
He was a good flightcommander an aparently top student at the cybertronian flightacademy and a famous explorer/scientist before the war.
Megatron were finally fed up with him though when he tryd to kill megatron by throwing him out in cold space.
Doug should do an old vs new between the original Transformers Cartoon and Transformers: Prime
hell yes!!!
HELL YEAH!!!!!
No, that would be too easy. We all know which one would win.
Transformers Prime of course.
ratleader90 no transformers
Is it me or do i actually want to see Soundwaves Of The Heart?
Same
Turn the toaster into a microwave and you got a deal!
Watch every chick-flick ever made instead.
That was like a dictionary definition of the genre. So freaking descriptive. I love it!
Still sounds like a better love story then twilight :)
Pulling off a "deceptive con," if you will. LOL
LMAO!!! Good one, dude.
ah, the Nostalgia.
Xaviergray87
it was NC's joke lol
***** okay.
While I do agree the Soundwave joke was long it did make sense since most romantic comedies are long and boring
Soundwave was my favorite in the tv show! Love the marriage skit. Thanks for making him more awsome.
It is between him and Shockwave
Is it me or does cybertron look more like a death star than a planet
Thats kinda its thing
it kind of dose
what if I told you that Cybertron is actually an autobot named Primus who laid dormant for some time?
In short yes it is kinda a death star
But closer to Mega-Maid.
Hmm, maybe the show's creators wanted robots to live on a metal planet? Nah, it's a death star lol
"We're having auditions for Transformers 4, but, I'm afraid none of you are even remotely attractive enough. I mean, what the fuck did I expect? It's a weeaboo convention."
Well, that's what I HEARD, anyway.
Not to mention that they all think too much... Bay doesn't like that.
That joke... went on way too long.
I loved it
I never said it was bad. It was a good joke. It just went on for too long.
+Dean Kuyser Mid-way you couldn't even tell what he was saying and it was such an annoying voice at that. If it was shortened, then yes it would have been perfectly fine. Oh man...I had to turn down my volume for that one. lol
Tenchi10 Exactly my point. Thank you.
+Dean Kuyser Too much build up, that's all.
I would watch the hell out of that soundwave movie
I would like to see that. Also the toaster other boyfriend would be shockwave
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Yeah agreed
Would it technically be a parody of Rom-Coms?
I worship this cartoon to this day.
That cartoon is unwatchable
Shut up
Robert Johnston no you shut up or I will report you, in fact I will
What the hell is even going on here...
Cookie Waffle I don't know if they've been playing roblox too much or something else
I forgot how hilarious Opitmus Prime's voice was in this, he sounds like a cross between John Wayne and Jiraya :)
Kind of funny too that the same guy now does his voice for the films too.
HAHAHAHA!!! Soundwave just keeps going on about the plot for every stupid romance comedy!!! Too funny!!!
I love how Doug made Megatron waited patiently for Soundwave Story without a single word. Soundwave of the Heart! hahahahaha
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soundwave has always been an underrated character.
But the joke he does with him is kinda long.
Herschel Johnson Yeah, it went on for too long and the monotone voice made it even worse.
Still the point still stands, he pretty much does all the job and never complains about it XD...I mean seriously, that's one heck of an efficent worker o.o
But I have always loved sound wave
Soundwave is arguably the BEST Decepticon. He doesn't backstab his leader, he doesn't pointlessly go on one-on-one confrontations with the leader of the OTHER TEAM, and his spy missions usually work.
I wanna see that Soundwave movie become a thing.
...it always annoyed me how Transformers keep transforming into sports cars. OK yes I know - little boys love sports cars - but little boys also love SUVs, monster trucks, choppers, jet planes, various trucks not to mention different working machinery, huge CATs, and the... whole *other* shitload of machines that would make more sense to be driven off-road on various non-asphalt-covered planets and working sites the stories take place. I mean, why so uncreative? And this specially goes for the movies. You can be *anything*, why limit yourself to just a few basic designs? What other reason can there be but laziness?
I didn't like car's of any kind.
O-EH .........................what?
Here's my questions - if the Transformer Autobots are at war against the Decepticons, why did all of the Autobots pick sport car designs rather than something that would be actually fucking useful? Why didn't Optimus Prime never pick something more helpful than a fire engine / truck / whichever show version you're watching that could give them all an edge against the bad guys?
Toy designs at the time from Takara and Hasbro exs CREATIVE INPUT
Animated (the one with Sari)The main Autobots are civil Rescue Veichles (made sense to me)
Question I always had WHERE DID PRIMES TRAILER GO WHEN HE TRANSFORMED??? not because of the cookies
that's why I loved GOBOTS more than Transformers! Leader1 was a jet!!!
Starscream's cookies look delicious.
Yeah, but.. why are they Christmas cookies? Do robots even celebrate Christmas?
I'm surprised they didn't do a Transformers Christmas special.
Saintnick90 STAAR SCREAM!
Starscream may be a traitorous coward, but he is the second in command of the Decepticons because he is a brilliant tactician. The best example for this that I can think of is in the Transformers Prime cartoon. It shows all three of the aforementioned aspects in phases throughout the series and mixes them well when two of the three are shown at once.
But the cookies are good too. :D
Michael Bay looks a lot like my 10th grade Math teacher. I hated him.
transformers prime brought honer to the franchise again
amen best yet after the original series
LeGerrick Jones and what about those games war for cybertron and fall of cybertron they are prequels to prime
Imperial Productions man they are excellent I personally like playing as megatron the most...the 3rd one rise of the dark spark didn't really live up buy it was based more on the new movie
LeGerrick Jones we do not speak of that abomination
+Imperial Productions As far as I'm concerned, the Bay movies were good. TF Prime was good, but then came the WORST SEQUEL known to man: Robots in Disguise....
19:17 I want a T-Shirt with a picture of Soundwave and this ENTIRE monologue on the front, and A picture of Megatron saying "NO!" on the back......absolutely brilliant.
On the bright side of the Bayformers... we're going to get to see the Dinobots on the big screen for the first time since the 80s.
"I'll find a way..." 02:47
This phrase will never mean the same for me anymore.
"I don't see why he didn't just propose"
*Images of all my otp's flash before my eyes*
in my opinion...Transformers Animated was the best series. got million reasons for that. but let's just stick with....you really see that the studio loved making that series. :)
Hell yeah. I love the different takes on characters like Prowl and Blitzwing. It's a shame we never got Season 4. I would have loves to see other triple changers get the same attention Blitzwing did.
Animated is so good, I'm sad I rarely see any love for it.
Toadamos AcePsychic
heh, i even cosplayed Blitzwing last weekend on a convention! :D
Oh, nice! Cosplaying as a giant robot sounds hard, though. Which face did you have? Icy? Random? Angry?
Toadamos AcePsychic
RaNdOm oF coUrSe! XDXD BWaAhAhAH!!!
:D well it was just a normal size cosplay. but i am 1,83, so taller than most. you can check it out on my devientart profile ;)
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Gotta respectfully disagree with you on that one. Transformers Prime was the best IMO.
21:40 - 21:46 = I couldn't have said it better myself.
I love how he incorportated his fans into the video :)
it would be cool if NC reviewed transformers prime
I actually liked the original Live-Action movie and the third one. Maybe I'm a little biased on the 3rd one because I'm from Chicago... but whatever. The 4th one is okay, but too long, and don't get me started on the second one.
***** They are enjoying movies, but they are copies of each other, and always have the same things, it was good the first time, but after the second, they repeat everything, sexy girls, explosion, transformers shooting shit, the protagonist without charm, etc
Unithes18 agreed, but if what i hear about there being spinoff movies and a possible cinematic universe like the marvel movies is true, then we got a lot coming to us. And is it just me, or was the Age of Extinction toy-line very lack-luster?
The 1st movie is concidered to be at least mediocre, but every film afterwords is considered to be garbage by the loudest parts of the internet.
+Simmons Productions i agree with about that for the toyline
That's exactly me! Except, I'm not from Chicago.
"If there was a book on how to learn nothing, YOUR PICTURE would be on the back of it!"
best. quote. ever.
Why did the Soundwave romance joke go on for TWO MINUTES?
Because it's great!!!!
***** Says someone called Adam Rose
Rabid Pixel Don't be a lemon, be a rosebud!
so much urge to make fanfiction
Cause its hilarious?
I agree, Soundwave is tired of doing all the work and having no personality. He wants a story arc. Something that gives him depth. He wants a romance. Yes, a romantic comedy. Perhaps a relationship with a toaster. The toaster can be stuck up. And high class. He will be quirky. And getting into all sorts of antics. At first she doesn't like him. But then, she admires his silly charm. They get to know each other better. But then she discovers that he was keeping a secret the whole time. He tries to explain that he was hiding the secret because he loves her. But she is too emotional and filled with hate. So she decides to marry this snob. A real uptight guy with no funny lines. She is about to be wed at the altar. But then, he comes stumbling in, after going through some sort of comedic chase. He pleads himself to her. And at first, it looks like she's not buying it. But then, her eyes tear up. She turns around, gives him a hug. The snobby groom is angry. But then, his comedic sidekick comes in and punches him. The crowd cheers. He tells the toaster he loves her. She says she loves him. They decide to get married but they do not show it onscreen because two weddings would just be repetitive. So they end with kind of an open ending. Something like they're driving a convertible into the sunset or something. This leaves it open for a sequel. Soundwave wants to be played by Zac Effron. And Natalie Portman as the toaster. There is a bit of an age difference but I think she looks young enough, she can pull it off. Disney has shown interest. Gary Marshall is attached to direct. It will be called, "Soundwaves of the Heart." It will be rated PG-13 for crude humor and adult situations. But nothing too bad. Just enough to let the male demographic know that it's edgy, and will have some gross-out humor for them. And the female demographic will be instantly drawn to the toaster. They will be able to imagine themselves inserted into the role. It will be released in summer, preferably. Over a holiday weekend. It will break records, win awards. It will be the sleeper hit of the year.
Don't you guys agree?
The 2 videogames were better than the movies.
War for Cybertron and Fall of Cybertron are amazing.
Thor Odinson I didn't know they had videogames in Asgard. I just hope there's a sequel.
Siddiq Ismail
Of course there are!
Thor Odinson Does Asgard also have free WiFi?
It's Asgard...not bloody utopia XD...wifi is never free u.u...
WHO WANTS COOKIES?!?!?!??!?!
If not chocolate: GTFOB
Kuno Sandgreen If it's chocolate chip cookies, hold on, I'm calling my friend, the Cookie Monster, over.
Knight Solaire
Kill the raisin!
Kuno Sandgreen Yes, kill the oatmeal raisin menace! Tiny Tina demands it!
Knight Solaire But that's my favorite type :D
If only that Win7 joke make sense, one of the faster booting operating systems made (unless you're booting on a 12y old PC with a dying hard drive)
My Win7 alienware boot up is like 10 seconds xD
Well, if they were rebooting for 4 million years, I suppose they are using four million year old hard drives. Guess that adds to it.
wut you talkin bout windows 7 is 16 milion years old man (cybertroneon years) old we (any fucking thing robotic) use LINUX 900000000
Fuck Microsoft, Linux/Ubuntu FTW!
He must have had a ton of "start on boot" programs.
recently started watching G1 again, it struck me at how awesome the voice acting was, as well as how hilarious (sometimes unintentionally sure) it was
Who else thought it was a little too disturbing listening to Starscream get raped/beaten by Megatron?
The scene where Spike gets hit by the Transformer...hilarious. The contemplative look is priceless!
Now I wanna watch Transformers: Prime. Or Beast Wars. Or Animated.
Pick Animated
+Phantom9252 Prime
+Phantom9252 Robots in Disguise 2001 and Armada
Im gonna second Animated. Best show hands down
+Kataquan its definitely not the best show caue its not as good as prime sure the show is gpod but its not as good as prime
I need that Optimus Prime mask.
the whole Soundwaves Of The Heart thing sounds like every romantic comedy ever also about the whole sequels and male and female demographic sounds EXACTLY like real life...jeez Soundwave really has planned this tru
After this whole video I'm still just laughing at the "I've got megatron dead center in my viewfinder" scene
Now I just want to watch the Soundwave spinoff.
I loved G1, no matter how stupid it looks now, I frickin still love it 👍 (this video is the meaning of life 😂😂)
Speaking of Explosion of the Boobs,
Transformers Age of Extinction will be premiered in June.
Soundwave's pitch: BRILLIANT.
Why do people hate the bay movies so much? I think they are good movies for what they are.
Can only answer for myself, and I don't exactly hate the movies, but it's sad for me to realize they aren't for me anymore. I watched the shows growing up. Loved them when I was little and all I cared about was boom boom bang bang cars trucks airplanes and dinosaurs. The transformers, especially Optimus Prime, figured heavily into my own childhood fantasy worlds. I think it might be the same now with these newer Michael Bay movies. I think for kids they're probably great. Kids probably love them for the same reasons I loved the shows back in the day. (I'm talking Gen 1 and the movie with Rodimus Prime here.) I'm not a kid anymore. I think that's the only thing I dislike about the films, besides their lack of decent stories and casual racism, (which was not really a part of the old show, unless you count the kind of stereotypical way Jazz spoke, which I mostly don't). They aren't for me anymore and they were a huge part of my life growing up. That's what happens when you grow up though, you know?
JayRizzleOhDizzle
The Twins are in now ay racist. Ever here of the Tweedle Brothers and Eminem?
i dunno, my dad and I love the three movies as well
Same here.
are you on crack its three films of dumb ass acting and barely any transformers its called TRANSFORMERS not humans take over most of the movies
20:43 That whole story is literally EVERY Hallmark Christmas special ever.
No, all of their movies in general
My, GOD that Soundwave monologue went on FOREVER!
I would totaly watch that Sound Waves of the Heart thing.
You know, the one thing I've always question is; if Megatron knows that Starscream wants to take over as leader of the Decepticons, why does he transform into a gun and gives himself to Starscream? And on a sidenote, if Starscream wants to take over and overthrow Megatron, why doesn't he just simply crush Megatron, while he's in gun mode, with his bare hands?
Here's the true reason behind that: Starscream Cookies :3
they are lovers. they say things that they don't mean.
Well, it may seem that Starscream is hesitant and may just be trying to look for the right opportunity. He doesn't necessarily seem quite as strong, experienced, or capable as Megatron. It's kinda like Scar and Mufasa. Scar knew he couldn't challenge Mufasa because he knew he isn't as great as a fighter or even strong enough, but decided to play dirty and take him out at the right opportunity. Unlike Starscream, however, Scar actually succeeded.
As for Megatron, I think he kept Starscream alive because maybe there weren't enough Decepticons that were quite as relatively strong and experienced as Starscream. Heck, there probably weren't that many Decepticons at that time. Megatron might have gotten rid of Starscream if he has truly succeeded in destroying the Autobots, because he may not have needed him then. In this case, it actually is kinda like one of those relationships in which one person chooses not to leave the other because they think that they are the only one who will love them...those...suck.
Briane Nelom There are a few reason that Megatron would keep Starscream around that a couple of these were mentioned in every series: 1) Megatron finds it amusing watching Starscreams new plan hopelessly fail, 2) Starscream can easily be used as an example of why you don't defy Megatron after a failed scheme, 3) Starscream is the leader of the Seekers so Megatron uses examples 1 and 2 to further influence the troops, 4) Starscream can keep things running while Megatron is away so that he can return and relinquish "Lord" Starscreams achievements from the attempted take over, 5) Megatron just isn't really worried about anything that Starscream does, etc.
Ah, I see. X) That's very interesting. I never watched the show growing up, but I understand these reasons.
You can all skip the scene from 19:20 to 21:22.
That part was horribly annoying!
Just wait until Nostalgia Critic grabs a telephone when reviewing Eight Crazy Nights.
oh shit... yeah that will be um...interesting!
Shut up, Soundwave is awesome.
Mothballed Soundwave is one of my favorite characters... but that scene was horribly drawn out and annoying.
This might just be, my favorite out of all of your reviews. Outstanding job!
that "HIT HIM WITH A ROCK!!" should not have made me lol so damn hard.
also what prime is carrying in his trailer is a GAINT ASS GUN.... and a remote control car called roller for some reason
why the hell does no one discuss Armada? it was so good and really brought originality to the table. Minicons to make the humans a little more relevant while also giving the Autobots and Decepticons interesting new abilities and weapons, an actual mission beyond go to Cybertron, and it updated the looks of just about everyone even introducing new characters. sure Hotshot was kind of pretty much Bumblebee and Red Alert was practically Ratchet but they still had a defining difference.
Red Alert IS Ratchet in the original Japanese version. And Hotshot WAS Bumblebee during the design phase.
Not to mention, Armada had the Autobots form a truce with the Decepticons because a robot god was threatening to eat the universe.
Okay, this one was pretty funny (though I do feel offended at the whole 'unused name' gag), but the Soundwave joke just goes on too long. It should have ended about fifteen seconds after it started.
Yes but it does mimic a romantic comedy perfectly. Long, boring, and zero emotion.
Yeah I think soundwave is possibly the most badass of all decepticons and autobots, even in transformers prime he never even speaks, he just carries out all of megaton's plans and even stays loyal to him after he is believed dead, and he never fails the mission's he is given, destroying anything in between him and his objective
Yeah, the only one who competes in my opinion to Sound wave is Shockwave. Both are awesome and ready for just about anything.
This is probably my favorite NC review.
This really takes me back to a better time. A time when I legitimately believed they weren't actually making a fourth Transformers movie.
+Katelyn Pringle They're apparently going to make a fifth one...
+Tayvin4042 and on for bumblebee... seriously?
That sound wave scene was the funniest minute and a half of my life lmfao
1:17 WOW that joke surprisingly aged.
Yes after the third movie shia lebouf is dropped gets a brief picture cameo in the 5th one and is never seen or mentioned again
0:50 So i see a green slenderman
swampydarklord7 That's anonymous, not slenderman
Unithes18 Let me have my fun >.>
Sure, and while we're at it, i think slenderman had a hangover before the con to be like that
Unithes18
Nope reasons why he is green cause Mr. Popo told him to be green for a day
Sounds legit
This is one of my all time favorite NC episodes.
Also, that bit of music from the cartoon he plays throughout is pretty badass.
Hell fucking yeah indeed. Well said, Optimus.
Thank God Travis Knight kicks Michael Bay's ass off the director's chair and restores G1 fans's faith in the (hopefully rebooted) Transformers film series.
Is that the Angry Video Game Nerd I see at 1:05?
Either him or someone cosplaying as AVGN :)
Clearly a cosplay. You seem him a couple more times in the crowd shot, and it looks nothing like James in any of them.
I love how sound wave just reads the plot of wedding crashes
I admit it, the sound of Megatron's gun cracks me up (since it's an old stock sound effect used when someone lands on the ground after taking a fall).
Why are they turning into human vehicles *4 MILLION* years before human vehicles were invented?
Der Leonator The transformers evolved their car forms so as to not draw attention
Der Leonator Someone clearly just watched a 20 minute review of a show he never watched and decided to make a criticism people who watched the first 5 minutes of the show know can easily be countered.
7:41 BUTT CANNONS????
Thats actually where his collerbone would be
I love how in Sound-wave's Movie Pitch The Toaster's EYES tear up.
my favorite part of the 1st g1 episode is near the end when the decepticons take off for cybertron in their ship and optimus gets super pissed off and actually screams, "megatroooooooon!!!!!!!"
greenlight soundwaves of the heart!!
My freakin god you went way to far with that Soundwave joke.
I still have the VHS of the first episode of Transformers. Loved it when me and my brother were kids. To this day (as adults) we still love it. I prefer this more than remakes and even the Michael Bay films.
The Devil is known as Michael Bay!
So true.....
i think the transformers original work was better at making the transformers look more realistic, as opposed to looking too humanoid and bulky. What did Micheal try to make the movies like? oh wait, i looked at the script, every line had a picture of a mushroom cloud next to it.
"Optimus Prime...sold his soul to the devil, better known to humanity as...Michael Bay."
Yeah, the "Devil" who expanded the Transformers Brand, even though they are bad.
11:29
...and Blaster. There was a boombox guy on the Autobot's side as well. His figure was even compatible with Soundwave's tapes.
0:40
It sounds like the world's SMALLEST tea kettle is going off.
In all honesty, I'd rather watch a few episodes of the original transformers cartoon, rather than all of the new movies, for free.
Soundwave sounds a lot like Lopez from Red Vs. Blue: does all the work, and has little to no character development. Hey, at least Soundwave gets credit for doing everything!
The only 3 animated Transformers series that I'll stick with are, from least greatest to greatest, Transformers Armada, Transformers Animated, and Transformers Prime.
1:04
That's a guy dressed up in AVGN battle dress in the bottom left
that prime helmet is so awesome!
what im interested in knowing is HOW DAFUQ DO THEY FLOAT?! last time i checked a few tons heavy machinery arent the best at floating...
***** aah i see what you did there hehe
+Luis Arturo Orduña THEY'LL ALL FLOAT!!!
I always figured Starscream was kept around BECAUSE he could be counted on to betray you. If you don't know where the stab in the back is coming from, you can't prepare for it, if you know there's a guy that is after you all the time, you know to be on your guard whenever he's around. Megatron can count on Starscream to betray him, so he can concentrate on actually trying to win the war and keeping Starscream in check is a small price to pay without looking over your shoulder 100% of the time.
Silara Inferno So you mean "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer"
Top 5 best Transformers Cartoons!
5.) TF Robots in Disguise 2001
4.) This cartoon
3.) Beast Wars TF
2.) TF Animated
1.)TF Prime
Honestly, I forgot Sound-wave was marrying a toaster.
My favorite thing about this entire series was Soundwave. I don't care if he's dated being a cassette player and everything, if it wasn't for him, the Decepticons would be utterly useless as antagonists. Take every scene with him in it out of the show, and they have no intel, half of their plans and research go out the window, they lose a ton of manpower, and they lose their only comms officer. Plus that voice is the coolest robot voice ever.
One thing about the 80's Hasbro cartoons (Transformers and GI Joe) is that the voice actors so often seemed like they were having fun, and this often comes across into the show.
I like how his closing hits the show and the movie spot on. Both go for the audience that will get them the views they want, one group being kids that wanted cool action and robots and another wanting the same thing but with hot celebrities starring in it.