Sean Patton was Paid $500 to Never Tell This Story | PARTY LEGENDS
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- Sean Patton tells a story he was bribed to never tell.
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Also as this was Louisiana, I don't think those were Casper the Friendly Ghost costumes lol
Aidan Keohane fun fact not everyone in Louisiana’s racist
fun fact, yeah you all are.
BUILD THE WALL AROUND LOUISIANA
@@claaaaams nah the swamp would just swallow it I say we try to turn Louisiana into a giant island and push it towards Cuba let's do the same with Florida and new jersey while we're at it
woofyams build the wall OVER Louisiana. Just make it all wall. 100%. The entire state is just covered in one giant ass wall
I'm gonna go ahead and believe this story just because it makes my life that much better.
Fuck. I've met enough people in my life. This is well within the realm of possibility.
fuck! you're at 69 up votes and i don't want to fuck it up
Definitito.
I feel it would be hard to make this up.
This story CANT fucking be real. I REFUSE to believe the weirdness.
Obviously the husband is rich af and somewhere along the way his wife turned into a crackhead and he just puts up with it and doesnt say anything to protect her and his reputation
Travis Thacker and they called it the Aristocrats
Travis Thacker - Someone in the comments said they think its Deidre Hall after they googled her. She was married to a senator and lived there or whatever. That’d be sooo creepy if this was true.
@@rockthecasbah493 Deidre Hall hits some of the boxes. Cougar, prominent actress, married several times... but she's 71 years old now. Sean Patton isn't that old. Doesn't add up.
@@tuffgongc9 Well if she looked young for her age then she could've been in her 50s cause he said she was in her 40s. I can't Sean's age but if he is in his 40s now his first gig could've been 20 years ago which would add up
Cant find*
I think I smoked crack with this SAME woman in Baton Rogue!
You must have a story to tell
SPILL THE BEANS, WHATS THE STORY
Pandora's Steak House do tell
BRUH WHATS THE STORY PLEASE TELL US!
Pfp checks out
If someone were to pay me $500 to never tell a story, I would keep my mouth shut.
I'll keep your secrets for hire!
He got paid more to tell the story
I pee sitting down. Don't tell anyone though.
... What if I have a really, really good one? Because I do. I'd pay you $500 to keep it
@@ramrot666 alright man so I'm ready for the 500 dollars and the story
I know, or else don't cash the damn check.
What an awesome story!!!
love you ninja!
Whats a way to be able to commit more? I'm to scared to ollie over a bench :(
Awesome? This guy openly admitted to drunk driving at the very start of the video, zero remorse, like it's something he does on routine. I have 1 close relative permanently injured and 1 close friend narrowly escape serious injury because of irresponsible drunk drivers. Getting impaired then operating a 2 ton death machine is about the douchest, most irresponsible thing one can do short of planning a murder.
I'm sure you couldn't give 2 shits though, thug life am I right.
Triggered
+haitianxu triggered
i never wanted this story to end...everyone needs to hear this!
As a resident of Louisiana, I believe this story.
It's really funny but also hella tragic. Like how rich, bored and depraved do you have to be...?
as a human being on earth, this is just another day on every street in San Francisco
Me too lmao
haha mee too
"A club I won't say the name of."
"it's called the funny bone."
Why do people always feel the need to repeat a sentence or paragraph that we have all just seen?? It just seems so stupid.
@@AlanTClark it was funny
A. Clark i agree
@@MASTEROFEVIL yea but we all heard it, nothing new like he added input or anything that's just a random fucking drop quote.
Why do people find the need to project their personal preferences onto other people. "Hey, i dont like or understand why you quoted the video we just watched." Tf is wrong w people lol
"It's almost like a casting agency sent over a husband" lmaooooooo
Loool !!
and they called it... the aristocrats
You... I like you.
that's beautiful. "And the name on the check was. ..the aristocrats"
was this a hellsing reference?
+Josh Wilson it's from the office too
The aristoCRACKS
"so we paid him another 500 to tell it."
Legend....
Hi Carmine, you seem to be everywhere.
All except that part about the "Gray Goose and Jameson".....who mixes vodka and whiskey? You'd have to be on crack to make that for somebody.
+Gekokujo76 idk but I mixed some captain Morgan's spiced rum with some gin, I think it was Amsterdam or something and I completely blacked out that night. drinking from both bottles and add some beer to that. I felt like shit afterwards
dary
Well howdy, Carmine. Fancy seeing you here...
That's not how you recycle...
Most underrated joke of the whole story, so good he breaks a bit as he's telling it
This guy can tell stories.
The visuals made it that much funnier. 😆
He gets paid $500 to keep this story to himself, so naturally he tells it to over a million people on the internet.
Justin Garcia fucking rat
Hey u gotta do what u gotta do when ur a fat, ugly unfunny piece of shit and U suck at the one thing U try to be good at
@Foot Hand
That was my ex-wife's name.
And notice how I just said my ex-wife and yes that fat POS owes me $500
@@MikeTheMGTOWMonk lies
2.9 milli
He got paid 501$ to tell this story anyway
wrong it's $500.1
Incorrect. It's $500.01
incorrect. it's 399 *goes back in chair*
BUT CAN A STORY DO THISSSSSS
Real? Fake? I dunno, but it was entertaining.
I feel as if it was real to a decent extent but the animation made it extensively more dramatic than it most likely was.
idk he got picked up by a 40 year old rich woman who smoked crack
Patrick Barnes ...cuz it's a recollection... and held your attention better than looking at his mouth moving the whole time. geez.
Laser Lens Having traveled more than 50 miles from home and walking the streets of real cities after dark I see no reason to question this. Be a part of a great story. Engage the world around you. Your children will thank you.
That story had everything: Comedy, suspense, a hot chick and....crack. The road is never boring.
*Sir I'd hate to have to be the one to inform you but those weren't Casper the friendly ghost costumes, they were Klansman GOD DAMMIT!!!*
Probably more likely some weird sex cult. You’d think if they were so rich they’d be able to afford some better costumes..and entertainment. Man they got some weird a$$ s#it going on in people’s lives. Evil
Steven Murphy lol sounds like you're describing the masons/illuminati
Shut up N
Christopher L that makes it 1000 times funnier
Prolly some stunt and not an actual Klan meeting. Sounds like Knoxville bs. I'm trying to figure out who Deirdre is tho....
I'm going to need my husband's $500 back. Jerk.
right
correct
Don't waste it on plastic bags....
i thought you guys got divorced
release the VHS tape and we will talk...
I have far weirder stories but I didn't get paid $500 to stay quiet about them.
goo ooon :^)
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS BOY
you dont fucking say that shit and then not tell it
Jonathan Tinsley I wouldn't know where to start. The serial killer story maybe? There's so much. And people still alive who would be pissed. Maybe someday.
Jafafa Hots do the serial killer story
I cried when I herd him say that is the most expansive thing he’s held... the life of a comedian, when grey goose and Jameson’s is unattainable 😢
lol, as an ex bar manager I was feeling his pain as well.
When he said Casper the friendly ghost costumes, I thought klan uniforms.
A Grey Goose... &... Jameson... and actually drinking it. That's the hardest part of the story for me to believe
@@killerghostmonkey literally had to pause and absorb that thought when he said it
This has to be an old video. Artie Lange is really young here.
I didn't realize it was him
I fucking *_paid_* you, *NOT,* to tell this story! I thought you were good people, man. Imma have to _pay,_ you a visit now...
And I'm bringing the wife.
Naturally the husbands name would be Benson
I want my 500.00 back
Hopefully so that you could give it to me, I got a FAR greater story to tell ya. I mean, TONS OF THEM REALLY. Think of it... ! lol
I don't buy it, a rich guy wouldn't care about the 500, he would pay more money to get back at the guy who broke the deal.
With intrest....
My mom passed away this year. She was from Baton Rouge and died there. And the details of this story are so Baton Rouge. I'm laughing so hard. Rest in peace, mama.
That's a sweet playlist
I wish I could say this story sounded outlandish to me but where I grew up meth, coke, and crackheads are pretty common.
Anyone one if the animator for this is on TH-cam (or some other platform)? The animation was so clean, I loved it
**anyone know if
+Alex G you can delete your comment and re type it, no big deal
OR you can click on the three little dots on the right and click edit lol
kikozw Silva OR you could just not leave a comment if you aren't going to answer my question (is grammar really that important in a youtube video anyways?)
hey! i did the animation for this segment!
vimeo.com/mattmarblo
“That sweet smell you hear about”
No, you’ve smoked crack as have I.
Mike Hunt the same exact thought went through my mind lmao. He probably hit it and doesn't want to say 😂
It smells like the inside of a under ground parkade if it’s good coke
Smells delight
You’re not an adult if you don’t know what crack smells like
@@aleczugcic1240 thats stupid
Once a year, every year, I watch this video.
Same
I got stoned for the first time and listened to this story years ago. Still one of my favorites
Sean Patton never disappoints
Lol
Now thats a fuckin story
Best 'PARTY LEGENDS' story i've seen so far and I don't even know who Sean Patton is.
Great Story. Great Animation.
Funniest story, ever
Funny seeing you here haha
obviously youve never seen any burt kreiser lol
AndrewJRT AndrewJRT Straight up bro,
BURNT CHRYSLER IS HILARIOUS
even if he is fat & racist. 😂😂😂😂😂
We need more videos like this, I love hearing funny stories! lol
PODCAST KAT there are
Fun fact, you can buy coke in most New Orleans hotel lobby bathrooms
heroin too
@@justinb954 What kind?
@Kenny Namikaze - its not tar. It was like that once on a visit to Baltimore. i was on my way to my room and twice got asked if i want girl and boy. Im not offended by being offered "i firmly agree the human condition requires a bit of anesthesia" im just a party loving person.
@@justinb954 yeah. You can drive through Baltimore and people will tell at u driving by asking.
"Baton Rouge is a rich city" Never seen anything except trailer parks
I believe we established that he's a comedian.....? Jeez, some people! lol
I live in BTR and there are TONS of gated communities with lots of money
j e b 77 likes. What an idiot the nicest part of the whole state are exclusively in BR and Nawlins
oil money
lmao wym, i live in baton rouge and it is a very rich city, the state makes it look that way as its the capital
DUDE this was awesome! You need to make this video public and monetize it. LOVED IT MAN
I would've stolen tht tape lol
Good Guy Sean
*Gets paid to never tell the story
*tells story
..what a bro
Stories like this are what life is made for. Thanks for sharing.
A greygoose and jameson is the most expensive thing you've ever held? dude you could make like 10 of those for like $30.....
Alfred Cornflake He was really broke during that story... really really broke.
Have you tried to buy Grey Goose? That's like $50 a fifth where I live, maybe if you're a bar you can make a dozen of them for $30 but not the average joe..
+david bryan
Vodka.
"i made 500$ to basically not tell this story" lmao he lied
Spoke “Shitface” too... 😁😆😂🤣 😁😆😂🤣
4:10-that escalated quickly.
i actually have a very similar story except mine occurred at a trailer and I actually stayed the night only to wake up the next morning and find the older gals elderly parents lived there too and had been asleep in the back room while we were partying/fudging in the living room all night. They didn't say a word as i walked past them in the living room,still drunk,the morning after.
I need this tape in my life.
"The D.P of that shoot" 😂😂😂😂😂
Please continue these type of stories! With this same art work. It was seriously amazing hahah
i live in baton rouge...this probably happened
Money buys silence for a while but a bolt in the heart buys it forever
“That’s not how you recycle”
Sending this to my girlfriend. She will think I am drunk. I am. 😂
"A club that i "wont" say the name of... Its called the funny bone.
That story specifically, and the fine details he included remind me a lot of my past!
That's a true iconic story right here boys.
thanks to this guy i now can recall all the times I've smelled crack in my childhood
Why did I immediately think "Double Penentration" instead of "Director of Photography"?
wtffffffffffffffffff seems fake but ill believe it
Not really. I went to a red carpet even in Orlando and something similar happened to me.
+Ken Kusanagi You know the rules of the Internet, pics or didn't happen.
If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me...
Me too, play by play
Naw dude. This actually happened. I was the knocked down fridge. Can confirm that it happened word for word.
I dont know about you...but BEST youtube story I've heard. AND I'm 8 yrs late. EPIC!
Just discovered Sean! Binging on his stuff! Best new(to me anyway) comic ive seen in a looong while! Already one of my favs!
I just discovered him yesterday too. Completely agree.
WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU OWE SOME GENTLEMAN 500 BUCKS MY FRIEND!
This is the best video on here so far. It made my day. Thanx Sean
Hey mom, can we get Jack Black?
Mom: No we have Jack Black at home.
Jack Black at home:
I love Sean so much he needs a Netflix special
The algorithm came through in the clutch for this story. It was pretty funny lol
2:44 ..
Since when is grey goose and Jameson THAT expensive. A 750ML of Grey Goose is only like $50 (cdn)
@Five hundred 20s A gallon of gray i know is over a 100$
I'm pretty sure because he also said there was no ice in it!
Are you _sure_ you didn't take any of that crack?
You see how fat he is right
Oh.... So i guess fat people dont smoke crack.... Dumbass!
@@michaelrich5811 yes fat people smoke crack but they usually don't stay fat for too long XD
You guys must have never heard of torontos former mayor LOL
I'm from Baton Rouge and currently live in New Orleans and I can definitely believe it.
i legit choked on my food watching this i was laughing so hard
come on bro u didnt be at square u totally shoulda took a mean blast of that rockcandy and threw her some unprotected backshots yeeeeeeeehaw
I am too high for this dude
"Baton rouge is a rich city" hahaha...
This is the first time I am seeing this man close up and goddamn his eyes are BEAUTIFUL
You have beautiful eye's as well
Hell of a story. I bet his grand kids will love it.
Is this a story about Deidre Hall??? HAHAH
"No" lmao
Grey Goose and Jameson... expensive.... lol.
Get a load of this guy
lmfao this is one of the funniest stories thanks to the way he narrates it, he should make a youtube channel with lots of comics of this type with his narrating. Fucking loving it. Wish he had like 100 stories, what 100? 1000's of stories. I would watch em all I swear.
That guy with the tie- vice
Paid to tell the story and bit less dramatics
i live next to baton rouge and i can believe it lol
Oh, Baton Rouge.
What if after this the camera man starts acting weird moaning "i paid you not tell this story, you promised." And then turns into a heinous gargoyle and ... you know how the story goes.
Then two children gargoyles are standing in the doorway watching
Yo what's this comment referencing? I feel like it's from a Twilight Zone episode or something.
And then the gargoyle kills the man
talkes from the darkside
"u promised u'd NVR tell"...been a long time
And yet, here you are spilling the beans to the ENTIRE WORLD! YES 🤘
And he still fucking told it 😂😂
I hate to be a downer but does everyone really believe this in its entirety? You don't think this was embellished in anyway? The guy is a comedian for god sake.
Who fucking cares? It was entertaining. Harry Potter is one of my all time favorite stories and it's not real. Doesn't mean it wasn't entertaining
Stuff and What Not J.K. Rowling isn't going around pretending Harry Potter is real.
pics or didn't happen
What is so hard to believe about the story?
harry potter never tried to make it seem real, thats why it says fiction right on the fucking book dumbo.
This guy makes me feel like I can be a comedian
Having watched a few of Patton's routines, I don't think he's a good stand up comedian. Rather, I think he's a good storyteller who's had some funny things happen to him.
"This is the most expensive thing I've ever held" depressing but true
This, was the best story I ever heard
Sure he didn’t do crack with her 😂
Never heard some one introduce themselves as a Scorpio right off the bat.
So you drove drunk?
under the influence... not drunk
He never smoked the crack- and I'm sure that he probably sobered up since he only had one drink max
he said he was at the bar trying to get drunk.. so im guessing it was not "one drink max"
good catch- i forgot about the bar. I was only thinking of the grey goose and jameson drink
And your point is? I don't see the problem here.
best video VICE ever uploaded
I giggled when he said, "that's not how you recycle."
This sounds vaguly similar to a sketch on Louie where he bombs out a show, a girl takes him home and she turns out to be rich, he sleeps with her and then accidentally elbows her in the eye, injuring her and then getting sued for 2 million dollars.