Top 10 Dumbest Batman Gadgets

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  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 8 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    A BAT CREDIT CARD? THEY GAVE HIM A BAT CREDIT CARD?

    • @kennethwright5664
      @kennethwright5664 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His bat-credit score is awesome though, so why not?

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      K Dub But, it's just so stupid. It's just the same as to tell where his batcave is. Also, he said "Never leave the cave without it."

    • @kennethwright5664
      @kennethwright5664 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, I'm not defending it, it was just an opportunity to use the term "bat credit score." LOL

    • @gottagofast2089
      @gottagofast2089 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Should've been in Arkham Knight

    • @craigharvey-gurr337
      @craigharvey-gurr337 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's Bruce Wayne. So why not have a bat credit card?

  • @sh3rly
    @sh3rly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Every Gadget that Batman uses in Batman & Robin makes me cry

    • @ProdKill_switch
      @ProdKill_switch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sh3rly it made my eyes fall out

    • @VoltBolt1984
      @VoltBolt1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bat Credit Card explanation: Batman is rich and funnels money into said credit card through shell companies and false identities for the purpose of fighting crime in Gotham City. The card is pragmatic. However, the timing of said credit card is idiotic.

  • @skeletonz7924
    @skeletonz7924 8 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Top 10 dumbest watchmojo ideas.

  • @Jackattack-rx4ef
    @Jackattack-rx4ef 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    How is a robot T. rex not cool

  • @THANATOS-PRIME
    @THANATOS-PRIME 8 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    They should've shown Nostalgia Critic's reaction to the Bat Credit Card in his review of the movie. That would've been hilarious.

    • @HallowqueenCrafting
      @HallowqueenCrafting 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I was waiting for it to cut to that. I can't think of the bat credit card without hearing Doug's voice.

    • @bemasaberwyn55
      @bemasaberwyn55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MrsRCharlton I'M NOT ALONE

    • @chaosknight626
      @chaosknight626 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?!

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A BAT CREDIT CAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ridwana4037
      @ridwana4037 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Start shooting frantically

  • @retnavybrat
    @retnavybrat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Actually, the plastic lips are probably one of the more practical things on this list. When I initially learned CPR back in the 90's, we were given mouth guards to protect us from any contagions that the victim could've been carrying. And, if I'm remembering correctly, we were told that they were standard equipment in an EMT's kit.

    • @disneyfan8178
      @disneyfan8178 ปีที่แล้ว

      And besides, they'd already been used on episodes of "Get Smart" and "Gilligan's Island".

  • @1300zw
    @1300zw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    How is the T-Rex dumb?

    • @VeriGreippi1
      @VeriGreippi1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really?

    • @flclfan85
      @flclfan85 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so I guess Batman wanted his own Tyrannosaurus Dinozord lol

    • @dragondavyd9644
      @dragondavyd9644 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only cuz he couldn't find the dagger to call the dragonzord =P

    • @anthonycurry-wheeler521
      @anthonycurry-wheeler521 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      batman has to buy coffee when he's fighting crime

    • @joshuafogg6600
      @joshuafogg6600 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Anthony That would actually be a cool sight to see, Batman being a regular customer at your favorite coffeehouse.

  • @Biorythym
    @Biorythym 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What makes the Bat shark repellent even more insane is that it's a spray...how are you supposed to spray something that lives underwater? So Batman not only knew he would be fighting a shark....but that he would be fighting it out of water

    • @harkaway9006
      @harkaway9006 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently it's just Octopus ink.

  • @alessandrogordillo1998
    @alessandrogordillo1998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    a bat credit card........ They gave him a bat credit card?!?!!?!!!

    • @HappySinatra
      @HappySinatra 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alfred?

    • @megamania7106
      @megamania7106 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They had the balls to give him a bat credit card?!!??!?!!!

    • @emdotrod
      @emdotrod 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eat your pills, please

    • @Seras99
      @Seras99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      NOPE! NOPE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOESNOTCOMPUTE!

    • @Moscato_Moscato
      @Moscato_Moscato 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nostalgia Critic?

  • @AlexYadaYada
    @AlexYadaYada 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Here's a challenge, put "bat" on everything. Like batcondom and batwhistle. GO!

    • @GarglingBlals
      @GarglingBlals 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Batmarvel, batturd, batspider-man, batcock, batass

    • @gnarwhal7562
      @gnarwhal7562 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bat-hemorrhoid-cream

    • @GarglingBlals
      @GarglingBlals 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Narwhal I'll take same of that

    • @JP-yf2fk
      @JP-yf2fk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bataids

    • @gnarwhal7562
      @gnarwhal7562 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (ID

  • @Psalm_23
    @Psalm_23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Batman and Robin was an insult to Batman

    • @themidnightwalker3226
      @themidnightwalker3226 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      really???....:-\:-)

    • @nathanmckenzie904
      @nathanmckenzie904 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Batman forever was equally horrible

    • @TheJurnalyst
      @TheJurnalyst 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well no shit, Captain Oh God "Sherlock" The Lag of the USS You Don't Say.... How'd you figure it out? Maybe that's why the director apologized to the fans.

    • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
      @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True. An understatement, but true.

    • @themidnightwalker3226
      @themidnightwalker3226 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      honestly,I was joking on that comment,sarcastically...I never thought they were bad,both Batman forever and Robin were never bad...they were just misunderstood.and these were something,I grew up with,at the age of 10...your move...;-)

  • @syn2955
    @syn2955 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The T-Rex was badass

  • @StephenPHall
    @StephenPHall 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    How is a guard dog/robot Trex a dumb weapon?

    • @boogiesarcade
      @boogiesarcade 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because Batman doesn't need a guard dog, he could break every bone in someone's body

    • @toffitagufa8777
      @toffitagufa8777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plus the tiny arms in the t-rex and it probably can easily fall of a legde considering the place the t-rex is placed is above the ground level of the actual batcave

  • @vardaannayar
    @vardaannayar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Robotic T-Rex is awesome idc

    • @petelee2477
      @petelee2477 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      vardaan nayar but from a tactical standpoint what does this T Rex do that the batmobile doesn't?

    • @aduckluck718
      @aduckluck718 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@petelee2477 looks cool and is a Terex bro

  • @samgreenblatt7074
    @samgreenblatt7074 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    QUICK, ROBIN! THROW ME THE BAT-FONDUE FORK!

  • @notsagegav8956
    @notsagegav8956 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Take off the Bat shark repellent

  • @liquidpestar8099
    @liquidpestar8099 8 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Lemme guess. Shark repellent bat spray is number 1.

    • @liquidpestar8099
      @liquidpestar8099 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Number 2. Bugger.

    • @BB-zy2te
      @BB-zy2te 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thougjt so 2 but they made the thumbnail no.1

    • @GarglingBlals
      @GarglingBlals 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Shark repellent is amazing. SHUT UP!!!!

    • @ioseffcyanconcepcion7384
      @ioseffcyanconcepcion7384 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not true

    • @JaidynReiman
      @JaidynReiman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      #1 definitely deserved it. Hey its great shark repellant bat spray got number 2, but seriously, bat credit card deserved that razzy.

  • @pakanu2005
    @pakanu2005 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Batman & Robin: Can you tell We Don't Care"
    #PRICELESS

  • @Rgoid
    @Rgoid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The whole auction sequence would have made more sense if instead of Batman and Robin, it was Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson who bidded on Poison Ivy. Bruce would have whipped out an ORDINARY credit card and quipped; "Never leave the Manor without it."

    • @JH-ng3hj
      @JH-ng3hj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and when did dick become a multi millionaire?

    • @skitcom5200
      @skitcom5200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When he lived with Bruce

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That must have been a very generous allowance. : )

    • @allengentrick7257
      @allengentrick7257 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That honestly would have made much more sense

  • @Dj0rel
    @Dj0rel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm gonna have to quote Linkara here:
    "Batman is rich.
    And being someone who prepares for multiple eventualities, as demonstrated in both comics and TV, wherein he's actually utilized his money to solve a situation or bought something that he wouldn't normally carry with him, which would include, say, diapers for a rescued baby or coffee to keep himself awake, plus his tendency to accessorize his crime-fighting tools to fit his motif, from something understandable like a fearsome vehicle to something silly like his projectiles resembling a bat, and the aforementioned usage of shell companies to acquire items, what exactly is so ridiculous and anger-inducing... about a BAT. CREDIT. CARD?!"

  • @milan_patay1944
    @milan_patay1944 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "my vines have a crush on you"
    1000000/1000000 best quote in any batman movie to date
    KILL ME

  • @alexemery5747
    @alexemery5747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Hmm... a lip comdom... that could make money...

  • @tygreen8209
    @tygreen8209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Wats wrong with the trex

    • @nickca5625
      @nickca5625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr Pancakes i dunno

    • @mayday-tz4dv
      @mayday-tz4dv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ty Green it doesn't sui t his character or motif at all.

  • @Corristo89
    @Corristo89 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Almost everyone on set from Batman & Robin said that they felt like they were making a commercial for toys and other products, rather than a movie. And Schuhmacher showed that he could make a decent Batman movie with Batman Forever. The question is how much influence did he really have, since the Tim Burton movies were really good, but weren't that marketable (too dark and sinister). What the studio wanted was a clean, child friendly Batman to go along with McDonald's Happy Meals.

  • @filipmoric245
    @filipmoric245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I dont know but giant robotic t-rex who is like guardian of the bat cave sounds really cool and good :D

  • @ACE1918
    @ACE1918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone needs to make a parody where they have Batman apply for the Bat Credit Card.

  • @Tominatort69420
    @Tominatort69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:44 A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They had the BALLS... to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time... A Bat... Credit-Card? NOOO! NOOO! Does not compute! Does not compute!

  • @x-forcestudioz259
    @x-forcestudioz259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10: ugh... Mr freeze. hello? what are you thinking watch mojo

  • @jakegray696
    @jakegray696 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    why the hell does batman have a credit card

    • @alexsung3117
      @alexsung3117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because he's Batman.

    • @ashutoshprakash3017
      @ashutoshprakash3017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      go ask joel schulmacker

    • @martinsmouter9321
      @martinsmouter9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To not get traced back to Bruce Wayne.
      If he has it anomysed through a money laundring scheme and doesn't store too much money on it(so he can dispose of it after use) he can use it for hasty spending without getting getting tracked.

    • @Tominatort69420
      @Tominatort69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO!!!NO!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

  • @mariepapatola5707
    @mariepapatola5707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The bat credit card is beyond ridiculous

  • @Cliff_Dixon_42
    @Cliff_Dixon_42 8 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    They had the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time a
    Bat... CREDIT CARD?!?! NO! NO!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!
    DOES NOT COMPUTE! IT'S INSANE!!
    (20 Minutes Later)
    I apologize for that outrage. It was childish and immature. I just get a
    little peeved when I see one of my childhood icons carrying A BAT CREDIT CARD???!! YOU BASTARDS!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!! ALL OF YOU WILL DIE AND YOU'LL GET THE GAS!!!
    (One Hour Later)
    RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU?!?!?! YOU'LL ALL DIE!!! YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!
    (Seven Hours Later)
    OK... I'm fine, I'm cool, I'm fine, I'm fine. So after Batman uses the... you know what ...
    Nostalgia Critic FTW!!

    • @SpeedZone52
      @SpeedZone52 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ..... Ok

    • @skinglyfe
      @skinglyfe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Da fuck

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Solid reference bud, NC FTW indeed.

    • @SuperLordQ
      @SuperLordQ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #chillhommie

    • @JH-ng3hj
      @JH-ng3hj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's issues by the bank of wayne enterprises.

  • @thesmellofadventure5370
    @thesmellofadventure5370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1: Bat Credit Card (Batman and Robin)
    2: Plastic Lips (Batman and Robin)
    3: Mirror Mask
    4: Napalm Capsule (Batman Returns)
    5: Bat Ice Skates (Batman and Robin)
    6: Bat Surf Board (Batman and Robin)
    7: Female Villian Repellent
    8: Batpoon
    9: Shark Repellent (Batman: The Movie)
    10: Bat Cuffs
    HM: Robot Guardian

  • @maximukhin45
    @maximukhin45 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    can you make top 10 worst superman games with dishonorobal mentions

    • @DeadlyLad
      @DeadlyLad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think there's that many Superman games, but Superman 64 would obviously be number 1.

    • @maximukhin45
      @maximukhin45 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah it is number 1 10 atari 2600 9 commondore 64 8 game boy 7 arcade 6 nes 5 master system 4 game gear 3 genesis 2 canceled ps1 1 n64

    • @DeadlyLad
      @DeadlyLad 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maxim Ukhin Holy crap, I didn't even know those existed. Maybe it should be a list.

    • @maximukhin45
      @maximukhin45 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      these game are so bad that make me SPIT

    • @DeadlyLad
      @DeadlyLad 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maxim Ukhin Yes, they ruin the reputation of one of the most iconic Superheroes besides Batman.

  • @azure5323
    @azure5323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So batman doesn’t pay his taxes yet he has a bat credit card😂

  • @themadpizza1060
    @themadpizza1060 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bat-Credt Card number one calling it!

  • @jackhosier8498
    @jackhosier8498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bet The Bat Credit Card was used to buy all these other Bat Gadgets.

  • @cesaracosta5483
    @cesaracosta5483 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    A Bat credit card?! .......they gave him a bat credit card?!!

    • @therefinedhellion5041
      @therefinedhellion5041 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, you've obviously never seen the worst Batman....and possibly the worst DC comics...movie ever made.

    • @cesaracosta5483
      @cesaracosta5483 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You clearly didn't get the reference.

    • @mournfulgiant502
      @mournfulgiant502 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha good reference

    • @NewAlchemychan
      @NewAlchemychan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Understood That Reference!

    • @nabilahmed2799
      @nabilahmed2799 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THEY HAD THE BALLS TO GIVE ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME, A BAT CREDIT CARD?????!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!! DOESNOTCOMPUTEDOESNOTCOMPUTE....!

  • @ClassG7
    @ClassG7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    its okay guys dont panic, there are timestamps

  • @nubivagant3068
    @nubivagant3068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm sorry but a a T-Rex is fucking AWESOME

    • @MaxenR6
      @MaxenR6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eddie Castillo batteries

  • @CODSilent23
    @CODSilent23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm hoping the NC still flips out over the Bat Credit Card but after Linkara's counter to it in his comic review recently, I hope the joke doesn't die.
    Also, the time magazine pose in Batman Forever as Rob Walker pointed out was a sign the film series was headed in the wrong direction

  • @EthanFadrilan
    @EthanFadrilan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I know one!
    One of the worst gadgets are robins underwear in the old movies

  • @WadelDee
    @WadelDee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be fair, the credit card is still useful because it offers Batman to pay without having to reveal his secret identity. Also, everyone already knows Batman must be rich.

  • @BreakfastSnack
    @BreakfastSnack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the batcard is lit
    its 9/11 today @ 10:24

  • @offkilterleather9248
    @offkilterleather9248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My personal favorite were the emergency costumes used in an episode of the 60's TV series; Bruce and Dick were away from the cave, so they dropped little capsules into a glass of water to activate their dehydrated spare suits :P

  • @blue1133
    @blue1133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I was little I thought the Napalm capsule that batman used on catwoman was water lol

    • @Nyxgazer
      @Nyxgazer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blue113 That's kind of adorable x) We all know that Selina is the wicked witch ;)

  • @Alex_Nason
    @Alex_Nason 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of your best continued mojo

  • @ΝΙΚΟΣΝΙΚΟΣ-φ9γ
    @ΝΙΚΟΣΝΙΚΟΣ-φ9γ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was expecting the Nostalgia Critic to make a cameo.

  • @camjewell7721
    @camjewell7721 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    07:35 A BAT CREDIT CARD! Nostalgia Critic reference.

  • @neontetsuo
    @neontetsuo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Schumacher's Robin costume is pretty bad-ass

    • @giancardenas1499
      @giancardenas1499 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree. And I had read somewhere on MoviePilot that the costume Robin wears in "Batman & Robin" was either inspired or taken directly from one of Nightwing's comic book costume variations.

    • @neontetsuo
      @neontetsuo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gian Cardenas I can see the resemblance

    • @MataNui.
      @MataNui. 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The nipples were unneeded though.

    • @neontetsuo
      @neontetsuo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mata Nui I don't even mind some hard little knobs on boy wonder

    • @MataNui.
      @MataNui. 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ctancreation
      It's just weird to me. But to each their own.

  • @Joaoxorubatsu
    @Joaoxorubatsu 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Instant costume change lever. LMAO! The best of this video. Hahahahahahahaha.

  • @MovieManOfPetersham
    @MovieManOfPetersham 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anyone wondering how a bat repellent bat spray worked on a robotic shark?
    PLOT HOLE!!!!
    HaHaHa

    • @darthvenom305671
      @darthvenom305671 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the answer is simple my friend:BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN !

  • @Noxfallen
    @Noxfallen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The T-Rex is cool af. And why do people hate on B&R but love The Adam West version. I love B&R.

    • @nicholasperl
      @nicholasperl 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dante Kiyoshi I love 60s Batman because it's a comedy and it's actually pretty well written and funny. I can't really tell if Batman and Robin is supposed to be funny or if it's just a bad commercial for 90s Batman toys.

    • @msneddon1762
      @msneddon1762 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dante Kiyoshi me to I love B&R

    • @msneddon1762
      @msneddon1762 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dante Kiyoshi can I just ask what this has to do with Batman

  • @TheSoloTrooper
    @TheSoloTrooper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

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    • @pierrethetrex1462
      @pierrethetrex1462 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would happily watch that

    • @factopolis7752
      @factopolis7752 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol no. No it's not, it's at red tube, Xnxx and videos are all better

    • @MovieManOfPetersham
      @MovieManOfPetersham 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +akeem anderson What about PunishTube?

    • @KbGrv
      @KbGrv 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      hellofajr 😂 😂

  • @enigmaparadox1924
    @enigmaparadox1924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pause at 3:33

  • @declansykes4243
    @declansykes4243 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I wish I was batman

  • @michaelgarlach4872
    @michaelgarlach4872 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not a gadget but dumbest thing pulled out of that belt A LIVE FISH

  • @wyald7240
    @wyald7240 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What's up with the transsexual TH-cam music ad playing everywhere?

    • @chrisscott7425
      @chrisscott7425 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I been wondering the same thing

    • @wyald7240
      @wyald7240 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Learned to Crawl what ever the fuck lol

    • @wyald7240
      @wyald7240 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Scott they need to put it on tumblr

    • @gnarwhal7562
      @gnarwhal7562 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean the crippling depression one? (:D

    • @JoseChavez-ct1db
      @JoseChavez-ct1db 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I keep getting the girl with the skin condition that thinks going tubing in a filthy river is a good idea.

  • @im_ejs
    @im_ejs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody:
    Adam West: bRinG mE DoWn tHe sHarK REpEllaNt bAt sPRay
    (Rip Adam West)

  • @Justin.JM.McNeil
    @Justin.JM.McNeil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    well hey.. if you're going to the beach, you bring sunscreen.

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bat swat and the bat tweezers.

  • @Denis-89
    @Denis-89 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No Honourable/Dishonourable mention?

  • @JasonCorfman
    @JasonCorfman 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember one episode of the 1960s Batman. For some reason, Batman, Robin and Alfred had to travel to England to face this particular foe. In the episode, Alfred found Batman wandering the streets of (probably wasn't London, but whatever their equivelant was for the episode), but Batman was suffering from amnesia. Alfred took him back to the temporary Batcave. I will never forget Alfred saying, "We didn't bring everything with us from Gotham, but I'm sure glad we brought the Bat-Memory-Restorer."

  • @dafio2710
    @dafio2710 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Um the shark repellent actually was in the helicopter NOT in his utility belt.

    • @GarglingBlals
      @GarglingBlals 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Still a gadget

    • @klaudspeed
      @klaudspeed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Half of this wasnt on his utility belt like the animatronic t-rex. Though, I found Whale Repellent dumber than Shark Repellent(which exists).

    • @Cerasasori
      @Cerasasori 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The title of the video is "Top 10 Dumbest Batman Gadgets." Not "Top 10 Dumbest Batman Gadgets that he keeps in his utility belt."

  • @carealoo744
    @carealoo744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:38 I want that: 'Instant Costume Change Lever!'

  • @greninjastorm6734
    @greninjastorm6734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wasn't the shark repellant used in The LEGO Batman Movie? Either that or one of the terrible LEGO Justice League Movies with the terrible CGI.

  • @MarkLumsley
    @MarkLumsley 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Batpoon...teehee" hahaha! xD

  • @llocinema
    @llocinema 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rubber lips are amused to your charms!

    • @stressedrex
      @stressedrex 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LegoLenOfficial Leo *Immune

  • @Geobadger34
    @Geobadger34 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RIP Adam West

  • @leonandela1936
    @leonandela1936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Whats black and grey and looks great on firemen?
    The world trade center

  • @austin_awm
    @austin_awm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The bat credit card is actually very plausible . If batman ever needs money he can't use Bruce Wayne's card 💳

  • @bluray2012ify
    @bluray2012ify 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Top 10 movie bloopers.

  • @Grayson1048
    @Grayson1048 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heck, I'll sound like the Batman geek I am: the robotic T-Rex actually has a modern origin story re-telling by Graham Nolan in a (if I remember correctly) Batman Chronicles issue. And it's sweet.
    Also, I wouldn't say it's a gadget. Gadgets, by definition, you carry around with you.

  • @copykitty2879
    @copykitty2879 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holly sardine

  • @lisannastrauss4487
    @lisannastrauss4487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:01 that "Teehee" sounded so cute! Am I the only one who thinks that?

  • @ashishvenkateshgad47
    @ashishvenkateshgad47 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    how about bat-fanboys.... they fail to understand that he is smart and good.. but not invincible

    • @insertkel726
      @insertkel726 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's bat/hishe fans. Why did he not die? BECAUSE HES BATMAN!

    • @Zillasucks
      @Zillasucks 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      HISHE is not even funny why do people enjoy that

    • @PhatGirlLuvr68Comix
      @PhatGirlLuvr68Comix 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      HISHE is _Hilarious_.

    • @insertkel726
      @insertkel726 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I myself think hishe is funny,but it gets annoying.

    • @PhatGirlLuvr68Comix
      @PhatGirlLuvr68Comix 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dork Vader Kind of like how Batman fanboys get annoying?

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By far the worst take on the 'Steamed Hams' meme I have seen so far. Principal Skinner is barely in this.

  • @sleazecrew8333
    @sleazecrew8333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    worse batman ever is george clooney, horrible movie just like sharknado but u can't deny it is so bad it is so good. well it's not great.

  • @thief594
    @thief594 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im sorry but "Batmans Robotic T-Rex" might be the most badass sounding combination of words ever.

  • @jasontodd2607
    @jasontodd2607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Kryptonite Spear From Batman V Superman. It's existence alone deserves a spot on this list. One, I hate the Batman from BvS. I don't hate the actor, I think Ben Aflek did an impressive job as Batman. It's just that the writing for Batman in that movie was fucking horrible! They made Batman out to be a cold blooded killed. The thing that made Batman such an iconic superhero was his inability to kill. So having a spear makes no sense for Batman. Two, the way it was used in the movie was also horrible. Superman used it to kill Doomsday which also killed him. A Fucking Spear Killed Superman!

    • @sscoconut1265
      @sscoconut1265 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin Michaud uhhhh Batman in BvS kills people tho...it might be because of jason todd getting killed by joker

    • @TigerW0lf
      @TigerW0lf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jason Todd isn't in the cinemaverse. Hell DICK GRAYSON isn't even in it

    • @justinthepirate247
      @justinthepirate247 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      he was drawn into the dark after robin's death besides the only time he killed was in the nightmare scene

    • @jacksoninthehouse9471
      @jacksoninthehouse9471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know spiderman had more lines in civil war than superman in BVS

  • @adamf1980
    @adamf1980 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    John Glover, who played the mad scientist in Batman and Robin also voiced Riddler in the Animated Series and played Lionel Luthor in Smallville.

  • @4422-z5w
    @4422-z5w 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i wish i had the bat credict card

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:57 Oh that just makes this a thousand times better. *He doesn't have just ONE aquatic bat spray prepared for the situation, he has four.* You know, just in case he get stung by a manta ray, bit by barracudas or swallowed whole by a giant whale.

  • @trafficconeenthusiast1099
    @trafficconeenthusiast1099 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What about the sad pill?

    • @trafficconeenthusiast1099
      @trafficconeenthusiast1099 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To neutralise the Joker's laughing gas

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do not know, in which medium it occurred, but given the deadly nature of his laughing gas, it would not be a bad idea to have a pill to counter the effects.

  • @spectravixen
    @spectravixen 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite bat gadget you left off the list an is even more ludicrous them all you had in the video. From the Adam West era the "bat anti explosion spray.

  • @stonewars3224
    @stonewars3224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Batmaster Card was pretty cool... NOT!

  • @goodmorningu.s.a3595
    @goodmorningu.s.a3595 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love to start up the day with watchmojo :D

  • @Daimando
    @Daimando 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    No offense, but on the Bat Credit Card, I've got three words for ya.
    BATMAN...IS...RICH.
    He used his money to funnel his crime-fighting abilities into false identities and shell companies. Furthermore, he used his shell companies to accessorize himself with a variety of Bat-themed gadgets from the Batmobile to the Batarang, to the Bathook, to even the Bat Shark Repellent Spray, and a Bat Ball-buster(Sorry. Made that one up). He's even used money while on the job like buying diapers for a mother, and buying coffee to keep himself awake.
    Superman may be the world's strongest man in DC universe. But he does not have the financial capabilities of Batman. Hence why a Superman Visa wouldn't work. Though on the Marvel side, an Iron Man Credit Card would work even better because everyone knows who Iron Man is.

  • @kingkion2681
    @kingkion2681 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    he's just carrying a credit card everywhere it goes LOL

  • @moaningconservatives1616
    @moaningconservatives1616 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    10-A Flamethrower
    9-Mirror mask
    8-A Harpoon
    7-A Robot Guardian
    6-Acid Water Splasher
    5-Plastic Lips
    4-Robot T Rex
    3-Ice Skates
    2-Shark Repellent
    1-Bat Credit Card

  • @AishaVonFossen
    @AishaVonFossen 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, we forgot the clip of Nostalgia Critic freaking out over the Bat Credit Card in his review of Batman and Robin, he went absolutely nuts! LOL

  • @fedoralaura3643
    @fedoralaura3643 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    By far my favourite video I loved this so much

  • @Mandalore08
    @Mandalore08 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm surprised they didn't show the Nostalgia Critic's response to the bat credit card. That was priceless, no pun intended.

  • @daviddeleon6149
    @daviddeleon6149 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst Bat-thing I ever heard was "For now Robin, we'll put him in the Bat-mouse-compartment!" This referenced a small pouch on the utility-belt. No joke, Adam West had no shame!

  • @qpht7409
    @qpht7409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I heard #1
    "The Bat the what now????"

  • @chydi10
    @chydi10 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so glad the bat credit card took the number one spot haha

  • @hogenmogen8545
    @hogenmogen8545 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    There was an old episode of Justice League. The Legion of Doom decided to lure out the members of Justice League and kill them. Like always. But this time it worked. Don't know why they didn't think of it sooner. So the Legion runs rampant over the Earth and does all kinds of horrible things. Then the League of Justice shows up and takes them down. "You didn't kill us, you only killed our robot doubles!"
    -Why did the Justice League send out robot doubles to whatever emergencies, instead of their real selves? Why not do it every time?
    -Why didn't the originals save the day BEFORE the Legion did all those horrible things to the people of Earth?
    -
    Robot doubles, though very useful, make a mess of any story.

  • @benjaminmaybury4238
    @benjaminmaybury4238 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shark repellent batspray was good. If you take it seriously like watch mojo then it is very dumb. But the 1966 tv series & 1967 movie are campy comical, you don't take them seriously. That's how they were made, that's how you should view them. I agree with the rest but that is one of the most iconic and fun gadgets

  • @johntumahab323
    @johntumahab323 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've actually read the comic that has #8. My dad had it in a box with his old comics. Of course...the crazy thing in that one is that Superman has a utility belt. O_o
    Honorable Mention - Bat Carousel Reversal Spray (It was purely a gag on "The Simpsons", but it always cracks me up.)

  • @skullninja3439
    @skullninja3439 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Linkara: He is rich and has funneled that money into his crime fighting enterprises through shell companies and false identities And being someone who prepares for multiple eventualities, as demonstrated in both comics AND TV, where in he's actually utilized his money to solve a situation or bought something that he wouldn't carry with him, which would include say diapers for a rescued baby or coffee to keep himself awake. Plus his tendency to accessorise his crime fighting tools to fit his motif, from something understandable like a fearsome vehicle to something silly like his projectiles resembling a bat and the aforementioned usage of shell companies to aquire items. WHAT, EXACTLY, IS SO RIDICULOUS AND ANGER-INDUCING ABOUT A BAT CREDIT CARD?!

  • @K1NG0FW0LV35
    @K1NG0FW0LV35 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    actually the plastic lips were reasonable