I get teary eyed watching this as this has become a family tradition in my household. Especially during the holidays. On Christmas morning with the family gathered around the tree. No one dare begin to exchange gifts while this is played and only after the Warrior says I would have expected more… :(
Brother I see you posted this one month ago I can't believe people still come back to this...I saw it for the first time many years ago in the military can't believe people still see it lol
This is hands down the single most hilarious video on TH-cam by a country mile. Whoever made this was truly inspired at the time. If you're reading this, whoever you are, I'd like to thank you for bringing such hilarity into the world. Much laughter has occurred because of your genius.
As far as I know, it was never covered by a wrestling website as TH-cam was a much smaller site back then. I only know it happened because I was part of it. The guy who edited the original version got a ton of views back in 2007. Then he got a cease and desist letter from the Warrior's lawyer and mentioned in the comments section that he was going to have to take it down soon because TH-cam threatened to close his account if he didn't. I loved the video and offered to upload a mirror of it to my old channel, so he emailed it to me and several other people. After uploading it, I too got a PM from the Warrior's lawyer saying he was going to sue both me and TH-cam if I didn't take it down. I didn't think they had a case against us but I realized TH-cam would just delete my account rather than take it to court, so I had to pull it. Warrior was a prick. I was still kind of a fan of his even after that but he was a real humorless dick about the whole situation.
+GaeasBlessing Yeah. There is a reason why LITERALLY EVERYBODY who worked with him during his career had nothing but negative things to say about him until he died. I'm not trying to say he was a bad guy, in fact he seems like he was a pretty GOOD guy to me. His wife and kids obviously adored him, but to everyone else he had zero people skills and was generally a major dickhead.
+GaeasBlessing Why would anyone be scared by such a threat? Parody has always been protected speech, there's absolutely nothing they could have done about it. If true, I'm surprised TH-cam was worried at all about it.
+GaeasBlessing chances are Warrior didn't even know about teh video. Alot of celebrities hire publicists that work in conjunction with a lawyer to remove stuff from the internet they think might defame the celebrity
LMAO ahhh haven't seen this in over 10 years. This is still hilarious, especially when you've seen the shoot interview, and know the original context of every clever cut in this. This is ULTIMATE genius. R. I. P Warrior
“He couldn’t even walk right” 😂 I found this video at work and they were giving me the weirdest looks. Cause I’m just sitting there with tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.
Whatever happened to the Sid Vicious confession video? The one where he's like "I turned around, and Sting was in the ring...We went to the back...He stuck things in...It DIDN'T hurt. It was SMOOTH. I PULLED him out of it." "PAT PATTERSON taught be everything that I know." "He said to me, right there in Alabama...I want YOU....I want you to be my man...He put all his stuff out on the table. Asked me what I wanted. I said I wanted some COCAINE and HEROIN. And then I went home. But by the next day, WCW had found out that I been there. So they came at me with MORE money, MORE COCAINE HEROIN STEROIDS and ASS!"
This is pure Gold. Belongs on top 10 funniest things on the internet ever. Thank you for this. I love Ultimate Warrior, huge fan... I was dying laughing listening to this 😂
1:25 is the best part, it just seems like how Vince McMahon would really act on the morning after a night of debauched gay sex, the lust is over, he's come to his senses.
You think he would've come to his senses when Linda interrupted their butt-fucking orgy. But the only person who came to his senses was Warrior when he realized that women were "unnatural."
9K likes vs 1K dislikes. Ultimate Warrior is my 2nd favorite wrestler of all time (Macho Man will always be #1) and I still cry with laughter every time I revisit this video every year or so. Get a grip folks.
"Man this video will never get old.".....yes it will and it did. R.I.P. Ultimate Warrior.....let's have some respect for this man who clearly cannot defend himself at this point. I personally did not find this video funny, at all
Believe it or not....Warrior had a great diet. One wrestler said, they would stop( while traveling ) at gas stations and various other places. He would buy something sweet, junk food. He would smell it, and then throw it away and go about eating his healthy meals.
LOL and the tv movie wtf was it called? "portrait of an ass grabber" or something like that lol "MR SIMPSON THE CAT IS A LIVING ANIMAL!" "I DON'T CARE" (runs cat over) "now i'm gonna grab me somethin' sweet"
LOL!!!...so, i noticed she was sitting on her...(sweet can)...ohhh.. all i could think about was her... ( sw sw sw sws weet can_...) So.. you admit you grabbed her can!!.. what do you have to say in your defense? no.. noo noooo.. mr simpson.. dont take ur anger out on me nooo noo!!!...lol.. sorry.. but finally someone else truly GETS IT.....TY
This is fucking comedy! Like I'm laughing at different parts each time I watch. The thing that truly makes this funny imo is how it's edited and how everything just natural flows. It actually seems like a legit answer to a question instead of a sequence of edits.
@DeathLordTheSlaughter....all these douche bags here claiming how much they loved the Ultimate Warrior but yet are laughing at him being MOCKED in a video mash up......c'mon guys have some respect
HAHA!!! "Next morning Vince couldn't even walk straight ... and then Vince stepped in ... and said 'I'm not doing this anymore! We're not doing this stuff!"
@@roninwaveman ...I was a huge fan of the U.W. and I'm not laughing..it's fine if that video gives you and others a laugh but it's setting the bar pretty low for laughs at Jim Hellwig's expense...I have nothing but respect for him and this is not how I want to remember him by. No offense takin' and no harm done
@THE OUTLAW cant forget mel phillips and Terry garvin....real grunt, real grunty ...try to get ya down , throw it in and break a rib....i would of expected more from him . Lolol
+elvis316 I told them what I wanted to do. You know, have people put around me, who could erect me effectively, so I could go on and be successful at it and stuff. There were plenty of guys there and it just grew.
I adore the fact that this channel was made specifically just to upload this video and nothing else.
Agree😂😂
I want to like this comment so bad but I don't want to ruin the 69 likes
Yeah, what a loser the channel creator is.
It's not the "ultimate" confession for nothing, what else is gonna top this.
Job well done
"He couldn't even WALK right." That line gets me every time.
😭🤣😂😭
lmao
Vince still walks with that ‘strut’. Warrior must’ve been a really grunty worker, like he was grunt
Me it's the "F it F it F it" part that always gets me, man it just never gets old. 😂😂😂🙃
You sir, already win for the Type O Negative profile pic.
I get teary eyed watching this as this has become a family tradition in my household. Especially during the holidays. On Christmas morning with the family gathered around the tree. No one dare begin to exchange gifts while this is played and only after the Warrior says I would have expected more… :(
Lmao what a marvelous tradition.
Brother I see you posted this one month ago I can't believe people still come back to this...I saw it for the first time many years ago in the military can't believe people still see it lol
This is a great fucking comment. XD
I love this.
"Vince eventually stepped in. He couldn't even walk right."
A classic. Every year I look this clip up. It's been 8 years now. It's a tradition.
+Luca Toni You just posted this comment. And I replied right away.
Same lmao...R.I.P. Ultimate Warrior
Me too
I hope you still make an annual pilgrimage to this video.
@@adamirvine3015 I do. Here I am.
Of course Pat Patterson was there. And Vince STILL can’t walk right
Russo Swerve 🤔 makes sense now that funny ring entrance walk warrior really did him right
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😅😅🖒👊
😆😆😂😂😂
"I said, What do you mean don't come?" "Its what I wanted to do!" LMAO
“It was a shoot”
He was erected
@@kevinboswell1891 and they were congratulating this is awesome this is really great
@@CobraCraig88 i just watched this 25x
@@kevinboswell1891 it was a shoot
This is hands down the single most hilarious video on TH-cam by a country mile. Whoever made this was truly inspired at the time. If you're reading this, whoever you are, I'd like to thank you for bringing such hilarity into the world. Much laughter has occurred because of your genius.
LMAO I'm seeing this TODAY sharing in this hilarious moment. Brilliance
You really need to get out more.
This is a boomer reply
@@deepblue8143 says the troll on youtube comments lol
@@joelalexander4513 hardly.
"It was a shoot!" That was just pure gold.
I read this as he said it 🤣😂
The part when he said that they told him not to come yet had me almost falling off the sofa laughing😂😂 WTF??
@@SegaGentleman That shit was crazy funny, man😁lol
@@michaelvaughn8864 and I had incredible discipline
@@Manzanadedulce Glad to hear it, sir👍
I remember when Warrior hired a lawyer to sue TH-cam to get the original version of this pulled back in 2007. My, how time flies.
+GaeasBlessing LMAO really? Have you got a link anywhere to it?
As far as I know, it was never covered by a wrestling website as TH-cam was a much smaller site back then. I only know it happened because I was part of it.
The guy who edited the original version got a ton of views back in 2007. Then he got a cease and desist letter from the Warrior's lawyer and mentioned in the comments section that he was going to have to take it down soon because TH-cam threatened to close his account if he didn't. I loved the video and offered to upload a mirror of it to my old channel, so he emailed it to me and several other people. After uploading it, I too got a PM from the Warrior's lawyer saying he was going to sue both me and TH-cam if I didn't take it down. I didn't think they had a case against us but I realized TH-cam would just delete my account rather than take it to court, so I had to pull it.
Warrior was a prick. I was still kind of a fan of his even after that but he was a real humorless dick about the whole situation.
+GaeasBlessing
Yeah. There is a reason why LITERALLY EVERYBODY who worked with him during his career had nothing but negative things to say about him until he died. I'm not trying to say he was a bad guy, in fact he seems like he was a pretty GOOD guy to me. His wife and kids obviously adored him, but to everyone else he had zero people skills and was generally a major dickhead.
+GaeasBlessing Why would anyone be scared by such a threat? Parody has always been protected speech, there's absolutely nothing they could have done about it. If true, I'm surprised TH-cam was worried at all about it.
+GaeasBlessing chances are Warrior didn't even know about teh video. Alot of celebrities hire publicists that work in conjunction with a lawyer to remove stuff from the internet they think might defame the celebrity
"We went in the shower, and he proceeded to have Jerry Brisco from the backside"
That bit makes me laugh all the time but the whole video is hilarious
I can picture Vince as that over the top heel “COME ON YOU SON OF A BITCH! AHH AHH AHH!”
Bob Backlund
"Vince couldn't walk right" is the best part.
😭😂🤣😭
God knows what Warrior is not telling us about.
“He said “I’m not doing this anymore! We’re not doing stuff!”
86thrasher and uh, I was really surprised he did that.
“He said “You don’t need to come”🤣
"There were plenty of guys there...and it just grew"
Can't say I'm surprised Pat Patterson was there.
Exactly.
Bob Backlund
And then something told me to come
1:20 1:29
Roddy piper when new found his hand around Patterson pecker on a rib..
I remember seeing that interview live on TV. This video was NOT edited in anyway, it is the uncut version.
- *"it is the uncut version"*
Just like most of the guys that were there.
And then Linda got involved and I said what is this? This is unnatural and I’ve never been with that, you know, women.
She didn't have that grunty style. You know grunt. I was very disciplined.
Vince still doesn't walk right must have been one hell of a night for him.
its how he got the swagger
haha
It was magical.
@@umpotait was a shoot!
Thank you Sean Oliver for bringing this up on Nash's podcast.
0:56 "Ive just never been into any that stuff.... you know.... WEMMEN" 💀💀💀 Favorite part. He fell to his knees 😂
i fell on my knees too at that part😂
THIS IS UNATURAL!!
“Have people put around me that could wreck me effectively.” 😂
It was a shoot!
He said "that could erect me effectively"
"erect me effectively"
*erect
And Linda came into the picture- but it was unnatural. I’m not into that stuff 😂 😂
11 years later and I'm clearly still very immature 😂😂😂
“And then something told me to come”
Cobra Craig “He said ‘you don’t need to come’” 🤣
Tristan, this will be golden content until the end of time. I'll be back in 13 more years
And it just grew
@@alexanderlasko7615 it was a shoot
And late that night, Linda came into the picture. And I said, "this is unnatural".
“And then, something told me to come.”
At first I was gonna call it out for being edited to death then I realized what was happening. Then it quickly became great.
this was edited?
"I almost fell to my knees and started throwin' up right there" that's where I lost it laughing XD
This always puts a smile on my face even after all these years
LMAO ahhh haven't seen this in over 10 years. This is still hilarious, especially when you've seen the shoot interview, and know the original context of every clever cut in this. This is ULTIMATE genius. R. I. P Warrior
After watching this I laughed so hard that I couldn't even walk right.
It took me a worryingly long time to notice that this was edited
Hahaha
😭🤣😂😭
What do you mean "edited?" This was a live interview.
@@andyappleton3353 it was a interview but it's all chopped up watch it closely . I mean he couldnt even walk straight. 😭🤣😂😭
@@rmarley2100 He just not into that stuff ya know...women...and all that stuff
Damn every time i come back to this video i still laugh my ass off. One of the funniest videos ever, a true classic.
Agreed man. Every now and then I’ll rewatch this just for the laughs and it gets me every time.
Somehow seems relevant in light of Vince's current predicament.
How is this STILL funnier every time I see it?
vince walks in, and he couldn't even walk right, he stepped in and said "i'm not doing this anymore, we're not doing this stuff'' loooolllll
Why is this the first time I'm seeing this??? Lmao it's hilarious 😂
“It was a shoot”
Ultimate Warrior joined the Cream Team that day.
goddamn man, this video still gives me a sore stomach after all these years
“He couldn’t even walk right” 😂 I found this video at work and they were giving me the weirdest looks. Cause I’m just sitting there with tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.
Whatever happened to the Sid Vicious confession video? The one where he's like
"I turned around, and Sting was in the ring...We went to the back...He stuck things in...It DIDN'T hurt. It was SMOOTH. I PULLED him out of it."
"PAT PATTERSON taught be everything that I know."
"He said to me, right there in Alabama...I want YOU....I want you to be my man...He put all his stuff out on the table. Asked me what I wanted. I said I wanted some COCAINE and HEROIN. And then I went home. But by the next day, WCW had found out that I been there. So they came at me with MORE money, MORE
COCAINE
HEROIN
STEROIDS
and ASS!"
😂
Never ever heard of this before
Laughed out loud and almost had a heart attack, what a promo lol
This video somehow predicted the future of Vince McMahon
Although I no longer watch "wrestling", I still think the Ultimate Warrior is awesome, but that was hilarious. Laughed constantly.
There were plenty of guys there and it just grew. This made me lmao.
There were plenty of guys there, and it just grew.
This is pure Gold. Belongs on top 10 funniest things on the internet ever. Thank you for this. I love Ultimate Warrior, huge fan... I was dying laughing listening to this 😂
This will never get old. 😆 ive heard it over 100 times and still lose it.
@@jimsuniverse4954 Back again to watch in 2024, still laugh my ass off every time. Still funny!
I am laughing my ass off.
" He said don't come"
" I said what do you mean don't come?"
" It's what I wanted to do"
This is the first time I've seen this video since he died. Still as funny as before. R.I.P. Warrior.
1:25 is the best part, it just seems like how Vince McMahon would really act on the morning after a night of debauched gay sex, the lust is over, he's come to his senses.
You think he would've come to his senses when Linda interrupted their butt-fucking orgy. But the only person who came to his senses was Warrior when he realized that women were "unnatural."
Even back then he was just changing his mind never staying attached to any one thing day after day.
He almost couldnt walk right after that.
dEbAuChEd
I don't think Vince ever had sense's...
The only edited video which doesnt matter how many times I've seen it, still makes me laugh.
😭😂🤣😭 Vince Stepped In And He Couldnt even Walk Right 😭🤣😂😭
This aged well.
This never stops being funny. I have watched a bunch of times and still laugh every time.
Hello from the future.
In light of recent news about Vince McMahon, this video seems more realistic.
Crazy! They were congratulating him one minute and then saying, “We’re not doin’ this stuff anymore” the next.
"I had incredible Discipline"
It was a shoot!
Honestly, whoever made this is a fucking genius.
9K likes vs 1K dislikes. Ultimate Warrior is my 2nd favorite wrestler of all time (Macho Man will always be #1) and I still cry with laughter every time I revisit this video every year or so. Get a grip folks.
You don't accidentally search things like this every day. But when you do, you want more.
This was originally posted like 20 years ago and he absolutely lost it on his website, and it disappeared
Rest In Peace James Brian Hellwig
Man this video will never get old.
"Man this video will never get old.".....yes it will and it did. R.I.P. Ultimate Warrior.....let's have some respect for this man who clearly cannot defend himself at this point. I personally did not find this video funny, at all
@@jamesnanton5350 Your one of the guys in the shower!!! Ewwwwwww!!!
I knew exactly where the story was going as soon as he mentioned Pat Patterson was there.
Trully an underrated TH-cam masterpiece :)
Imagine the Warrior going at it, to his theme tune.
*Chunnnn chunchunchunchun..* *Bursts into the bedroom*
He’s still got it after all these years.
Believe it or not....Warrior had a great diet. One wrestler said, they would stop( while traveling ) at gas stations and various other places. He would buy something sweet, junk food. He would smell it, and then throw it away and go about eating his healthy meals.
Dang, a little over a decade ago this was posted. Guess must be one of the early YTP videos. Very funny stuff, I must say.
This is right up there with the pyramids and Beethoven's 5th in terms of human ingenuity. Bravo
What the hell, this is like Homer Simpson being interviewed and they made him say he wanted the babysitters sweet can LMAO
LOL and the tv movie wtf was it called? "portrait of an ass grabber" or something like that lol "MR SIMPSON THE CAT IS A LIVING ANIMAL!" "I DON'T CARE" (runs cat over) "now i'm gonna grab me somethin' sweet"
So, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense?
LOL!!!...so, i noticed she was sitting on her...(sweet can)...ohhh.. all i could think about was her... ( sw sw sw sws weet can_...) So.. you admit you grabbed her can!!.. what do you have to say in your defense? no.. noo noooo.. mr simpson.. dont take ur anger out on me nooo noo!!!...lol.. sorry.. but finally someone else truly GETS IT.....TY
This is God...Frey Jones...
@@UnHolyWible if you touch me, I'll scream so loud the whole country will hear!
Back again: "We went in the shower, and he proceeded to have Jerry Brisco..." is UNEDITED. That's just found gold for a compilation edit.
This is fucking comedy! Like I'm laughing at different parts each time I watch. The thing that truly makes this funny imo is how it's edited and how everything just natural flows. It actually seems like a legit answer to a question instead of a sequence of edits.
Even though he's gone now, this is still every bit as funny as I remember it being the first time I watched it!
RIP Warrior
"he said don't come....it's what I wanted to do"! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you mean don't come?!?
12 years and it's still funny
"As long as somebody would stick it out...."
I'm done!!😂😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️
"Then he went and got Jerry Briscoe"
Hairy Crisco?
“And he preceded to have Jerry Briscoe- from the backside!”
😂😂😂
@@86thrasher Proceeded.
Who came here after the crazy Vince shit???
i did, it's surprising has true this has become
@@film79 fucking nuts man
I fully understand the joke but the Warrior was the biggest hero of my childhood. i have missed this man. I was so sad when he passed.
1:07
@@daidavies90 Could he have gone in to witness protection? That's my theory...
@DeathLordTheSlaughter....all these douche bags here claiming how much they loved the Ultimate Warrior but yet are laughing at him being MOCKED in a video mash up......c'mon guys have some respect
@@jamesnanton5350 I have no respect for him, he was a homophobic bigot. Love mocking him like this.
You know what?...i'm proud of him, takes a big man to get such a load off
i agree 😂
"it was a shoot" lmao
SuperDelta000 and i had incredible discipline
+knight2d and I would have expected more
+CTME It was magic.
Incredible discipline.
HAHA!!!
"Next morning Vince couldn't even walk straight ... and then Vince stepped in ... and said 'I'm not doing this anymore! We're not doing this stuff!"
Each time I see this video, I cannot help but think about that Simpons episode about "Rowdy Roddy Peeper"!
Warrior was one of my favorites as a kid but man this is hilarious.
@RoninWaveman....Really? Hilarious?...it's mocking a dead man, one who is not present to defend himself against this infantile video mashup.
@@jamesnanton5350 I'm pretty sure it would have been made if Jim was still alive. Lighten up and learn to laugh a little.
@@roninwaveman ...still Ronin, it is and was, pretty juvenile and immature
@@jamesnanton5350 I agree it's juvenile and immature. Sometimes funny things are.
@@roninwaveman ...I was a huge fan of the U.W. and I'm not laughing..it's fine if that video gives you and others a laugh but it's setting the bar pretty low for laughs at Jim Hellwig's expense...I have nothing but respect for him and this is not how I want to remember him by. No offense takin' and no harm done
Holy shit, the editing. It's like watching CNN.
Don't ruin this classic video with your retarded politics.
Came here just to say MVP used to wrestle for a company I worked for, and I personally showed this to him. He absolutely died.
he couldnt even walk right.....were not doing this anymore lololol dead
😭🤣😂😭
@THE OUTLAW cant forget mel phillips and Terry garvin....real grunt, real grunty ...try to get ya down , throw it in and break a rib....i would of expected more from him . Lolol
1:29 That's why Vince walks like that o_0
There are tears running down my face.
I couldn't even cry right
loved the part where he says vince had an addiction problem
The greatest video editing the Earth has ever known.
Warrior. Can't believe he's gone. Never ever to be forgotten.
He was a real hard worker. Just a GRUNTY style. Like, he would GRUNT.
Something told him to come!
@@86thrasher it was a SHOOT!
Warrior's heart said, "I'm not doin' this, we're not doin' this anymore"
@@Manzanadedulce and I didn’t push it in their face and they said “okay!”
I like this guy. It was a hilarious video, I'm sad to learn that he is dead. RIP, man.
Idk why but everytime I hear the " its unnatural, you know?!" I lose it
This is the greatest video of all time.
Just checking. Yeah, still funny.
+elvis316 As long as somebody would stick it out.
111highgh the truth
Dequadre Walton It was a shoot. It was magic. I had incredible discipline.
+elvis316 I told them what I wanted to do. You know, have people put around me, who could erect me effectively, so I could go on and be successful at it and stuff. There were plenty of guys there and it just grew.
+elvis316 Pretty fucking weak.
It’s 2022, 8 years after the warrior's death and this shit is still as funny as hell.
And now its 2024 and this is even funnier than it was in 2021.
im not used to hearing warrior talk Like normal human being
"This is unnatural"
I have watch this over 50 times in the past 3 months and still it's funny as hell
Could someone please turn this into an animation story! That would be epic!
í guess we should ask osw review specially they made the wcw warrior run
Um, no that just would be gay porn sir 🚨
I still have to watch this every few months for the lols.