How fast can you touch a Koopa in every Mario game?
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Koopas have been a staple of Super Mario games since 1985, but how fast can you touch them in every mainline Mario game?
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Who else has spent hours of their life stomping...KOOPAS?
can we get a “how fast can you kill ganon in every zelda game?
also me lol
Good video, you greasy duck
Next time touch lava
in the mario brothers arcade game
Those Koopas really know how to hide in the 3D Mario’s. Must be the third dimension.
Ah yes, the brick block is made of bricks.
whats that?
@@Vincent_Bloodstonewhat’s the third dimension?
@@Vincent_Bloodstoneit’s when something is in 3D
It’s probably cause it’d be hard to implement the shells bouncing
Wait a minute, how did you not pause to note that in Super Mario World, if you go left, you can almost immediately touch a shell-free Koopa, and if you go right you can almost immediately touch a shell without a Koopa? We found that Koopa's missing shell!
So the real question is, is it a koopa without the koopa?
The koopa in YI 1 is blue, the shell in YI 2 is red
I literally never realized that their shoes are the same color as their shell.@@TeeB-fc4ot
@@Peyatoe is a turtle without its shell a turtle? yeah
@@V01D_K1NG But is a turtle without the turtle a turtle?
"How fast can you complete every past touching challenge in Super Mario Wonder?" That's a wholesome-sounding video.
I'm gonna lick ya
"our first friendly koopa"
Koopa the Quick: "Am I a joke to you?"
the koopa from 64:
@BoxGlitch_studios that's what he said.....
@@BoxGlitch_studioskoopa the quick is the 64 one
@@robertitonicitomip95127 no its actually teh 65th one
@@BoxGlitch_studios the koopa from 63:
The real question is did the koopas consent?
nope none of them did... I was one of them 😭😭😭 I was one of the koopas in Super Mario World
@@justsomeEi hope you will recover from this trauma that you have experienced
@@justsomeE💀
We did in Mario kart when we hit people with our shells
@@justsomeEyep☹️ I was the one in lost levels
2:28 What on earth was that hitbox!?
I know lol
Dark souls 2 be like:
Exactly what I thought
hope we get a mario wonder addendum video where you measure all the past mario touch challenges for wonder
0:43 Answer is Infinite 1-Up trick.
I guess Koopa Troopas are becoming an endangered species in the 3D timeline. I'm sure it has nothing to do with kart racing maniacs lobbing koopa shells at each other all race.
Do you think Koopas are farmed for their shells?
@@doggamer3649
Kinda fucked up bc bowser is the king of koopas
6:14 Lakitus are technically Koopa variants. I know you said later in the video that you wanted normal Koopas when possible, but I'd still say they're a lot more closely related than Electro Koopas at least. lol
but he ain't touching him anyways
just chuggin' spiky bois at the nerd in the cloud
Same as Hammer Bros, they‘re a Lot more Koopa-ish than the Electro Koopas
If that's the case, he could simply make the camera (Lakitu) clip inside Mario in Super Mario 64.
There are no other Koopa options in Sunshine besides the bowser family
@@FishFan6038 Technically the Egg Guys outside the park are also Koopas, though even less closely related
I feel bad for the poor goomba. You should make a video like this but for goombas.
imo it sounds sounds like he actually tried to do that & it ended up too boring.
i refuse to change my pfp and seeing another fire letter brother gives me hope to keep it the same :)
“GOOMBA” -Bowser, 1993
Yeah, like, he touched air, why not touch goomba? You'd have more variation in times between the games than you would touching air. We can't let our goomba friends be so overlooked.
Probably not😂
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Thank you!
@@j0rts No problem, wish I found your channel sooner!
I never noticed how absent koopas are from 3D Mario games... did Reggie just conclude that they're too finicky? It's easy to accidentally cause a mess with koopas in the 2D games, maybe it's worse in 3D
What does Reggie have to do with Koopas appearing in 3D Mario?
Yeah Reggie just didn’t have the coding skill or he just forgot since he has single handedly developed every Nintendo game ever and when you’re that cool you forget stuff
There are Koopas in Super Mario 3D World and Bowser's Fury.
@@ElectrikStatik900we saw that in the video. The way "how absent" was used means very rare
Because the 3d ones have more originality so the enemies are more original and they're not the main point of the game (that's exploration)
I think you should count super Mario 64 ds as a separate game, because enough changes are made that it can significantly change the result from the original game. I’m pretty sure the koopa you were originally looking for in super Mario 64 is there in the remake.
The koopa is in bomb omb battlefield, but I'm pretty sure it spawns after you do the koopa the quick star
The cutscenes are also different in that game and so they're different lengths
Well koopas do appear their but you have to complete Star 2
The Koopa he was looking for is in the original, it's just not in the level until Star 3. The same applies to the DS version
5:02 “Bah bah games”
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
5:01 is better
"Touching a Goomba would be too easy"
Super Mario World: "Are you sure about that?"
I feel like if he counts Electro Koopas from Sunshine as Koopa Troopas, he'd count Galoombas (and Goombos from Super Mario Land) as Goombas, lol.
Taking an hour to touch a koopa in the galaxy games is insane!
Now, let's see how fast it takes to touch a Waddle Dee in every kirby game
You know, I always wonder why koopas are so rare in the 3d game. Like sure there must be a lot of limitations when developing but why? There’s so much you could do with koopas.
Perhaps it has to do with shell kicking? In 3D, kicking a shell in the direction you want is way harder, so perhaps they reduced the amount of Koopas you encounter so that shell kicking doesn’t become tedious. Just guessing though.
@@pengil3 I thought that too, but I do like what they did in Mario 64 where you can surf on the shells. That suits 3D really well.
@@pengil3 Yes, game design wise this is probably the case, mario levels while seeming rather straight forwards are usually VERY instrincally designed to the smallest details from spawn time to enemy positioning. Designing a level in mind with a random projectile that goes anywhere depending on player input is a lot easier to make fun if the player has generally the option of pushing it left or right. But once you involve multiple dimensions you as the designer have to incorperate this feature or leave it out.
@@EF0E I did think about that after posting the comment. Shame all the other 3D games didn't use it or entirely scrapped koopas as an enemy.
I remember the first time I played Mario Galaxy back when I was a teenager, I ragequit the game when I saw that the Koopas walked on 4 legs.
I was a very big Koopa Troopa fan at the time...
It's frankly quite embarrassing to think about. 💀
I had my most horrible video game rage ever with Super Mario Galaxy too: slinging the Wiimote around and almost destroying stuff in the living room … after repeatedly failing at the Bouldergeist Daredevil Challenge.
SMG will _never_ come close to being my favorite Mario game.
@@gowildler i think daredevil bouldergeist caused that level of rage for just about everyone who played it lmao
I don’t like Galaxy because it gives me a headache, and i thought MY reason was weird
can we get a kill ganon% in every zelda? we legit need to see how fast you can kill ganon in every zelda game
That's just an any% speedrun
Yes I know it's probably a joke
@@masterofdoots5965i say in every zelda game but i suppose your right it would be funny to see him do it tho
He not in every Zelda game
ganon or ganondorf?
0:45 That poor Red Koopa Troopa. Maybe he did the same crime that the Thwomp did in MK 64 Bowser's Castle???
Yeah
As a member of the Koopa association I feel ATTACKED (literally)
Great Video keep it up
being a self-proclaimed representative of the koopa association, i also enjoy this video
Super Mario Bros 2 is listed as 11th with 16.66 and New Super Mario Bros is 10th with 24.15? Whaaaat?
ah good catch, Super Mario Bros 2 should be 29.19 - had the wrong time in there
2:14 koopa touching gold mine 💀
😦
Koopas went from average turtles to rollerskating pros in the span of 42 years
Jump over this
*dies*
Jump over this plant
1:31
I was really hoping your speedrun would include a vlog of going to Walmart for batteries lol
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This guy exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, and he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!
Perchance
You could technically argue that Shadow Mario is a koopa thanks to Bowser Jr. being one.
*Intense argument*
I mean, the koopa gameplay aspect of bouncing the shells back and forth doesn't translate as well to a 3D environment, so it makes sense they'd be rarer in 3D games, or have that aspect altered like in SM64
1:50 you even touched a koopa without noticing it, what am menace 😂
It doesn’t count because it’s on the title screen and he’s not actually playing there
I can’t believe we got a secret bonus top 10 video within a video. God-tier channel, subscribed 3:21
8:05 Only in the flat 8-bit sections, they are enemies
3:09 WaS tHaT tHe BiTe Of 87?!?!
1:45 "phew, that was close..."
the koopa: FIRE IN DA HOLE🔥🕳
These koopas didn't consent, you'll be seen in court.
4:29 He’s a chuckster!
Shadow Mario is Bowser Jr, who is a koopa.
9:01 well, isnt he the king of the koopas after all...
nvm, this wont change anything
What even fewer people know about SMB2 is that doki doki panic WAS developed as a Mario game, then because it was deemed too different, was reskinned and released as an unrelated title - before Nintendo deemed lost levels too hard for American audiences and re-reskinned DDP as a Mario game again.
2:06 yes it is a koopa, source: manual
its a koopa without the troopa
@@Carlang29yes
@@Carlang29 and went to the beach half naked
“Dry bones don’t count, we have to touch a living, breathing koopa”
Counts the mechakoopa in Sunshine
I think they're still alive, as they're "electrokoopas" not mechkoopas.
6:31 Homing Ground Pound: *Am I a joke to you?*
I forgot about the Trace-Walking in Odyssey; thought you would need to *beat the game* to get the Koopa Footrace.
0:30 The first star in a Mario game appears before the first koopa
The actual first koopa was is Mario Bros.
He said “super” Mario
@@nicholasstanton9575 nerr
"absolute koopa touching goldmine" 2:15
yeah say that to the judge buddy...
Shoutout to all the others who didn't notice there was even a timer until 2:42
My hand covered it😂
I like how you didn’t forget about 3D land
for sunshine, you could have easily just touched shadow mario, since he's a disguised koopa (specifically, bowser koopa junior of the koopa royal family)
after so many years of SMW I just notice that Yoshi's Island 1 starts with a Koopa without a shell and Yoshi's Island 2 starts with a shell without a Koopa.
1:23 technically, you can touch those koopas with your cursor
"the absolute koopa-touching GOLDMINE"
3:08 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?
Bite of 96
@@Profkol0rado 96
No that was the bite of 64
Lazarbeam
no way blud did the bite of 96💀💀💀💀💀
6:38 Wow, I didn't know that that one SMM2 course had a prequel.
🫘🌯
4:50 BAH BAH
1:16 accepts Shell with no Koopa
2:03 does not accept Koopa with no Shell
Proof j0rts defines koopas by their shells.
3:55 IS THAT A TALLY HALL REFERENCE??
HIDDRN IN THE SANE
WE WERE PLAYING IN THE SAND
3:11 IS THAT THE KOOPA OF 87????
Idea: Ranking every Pokemon Sword/Shield curry.
MisoHungrie did that but it would be fun to see more takes on it!
How long to touch a flower. Any kind of flower. Cuz flowers. They're like.... fancy grass.
6:00 caveman koopa
Toad: BAUA-
Love the videos! It would be awesome if you could include the Paper Mario games as well.
7:16 58 minutes☠️
Galaxy one was more than an hour.
8:35 Bowser's Fury happened before Odyssey I think
No, smo was 2017 and bowsers fury was 2021
I love how his wiimote died mid battle :D
Viewer - Bro stop talking about touching koopas.
jOrts - what’s the worst that could happen?
Koop Hanson - jOrts would you please take a seat?
6:21
*insert sisyphus meme*
one must imagine j0rts happy
I clicked on this by accident and thought it would be a 50 hour documentary about mario enemies
8:22 Koopa the quick:😡
what in the KOOPA SHELLS is it?!
Shadow Mario is actually Bowser Jr. in disguise, (who is a Koopa) so i'd say you finished Sunshine in around 8 minutes (3:45)
But he isn’t a Koopa *_T R O O P A ._*
When you run out of "How fast can you" ideas so you have to creep the Koopas
0:05 goomba
Does anyone know, where the clip is from?
Does anyone know, where the clip is from?
@@cedricschaale5147 it comes from the super Mario Bros movie (the 1993 movie)
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOMBA?
@@ATalkingPebbleyes its from the horrible original movie
You can touch a koopa much faster in SM64 by getting the chain chomp star, entering that star, and getting the koopa over by the goombas you tried first.
2:54 that koopa will only spawn if you get the first two stars, so it’s faster to just talk to koopa the quick
How Fast Can You Belly Bump Koopa?
Never
Me waiting for paper mario: 👁👄👁
Nobody cares about paper mario
@lucas.kelly579 I guess 3 million people are nobody
Ahh yes my favorite speedrun category
I like turtles%
You forgot mario rpg
You mean the one on switch or on a different console
@@ArtX978 the original one on the SNES
@@advance64bro did I f*cking ask
@@ArtX978 You asked for the version, so I told you the version
dementia type beat
koopys troopys are my favorite enemys
You touched a koopa a lot in this video
For the record, in the Mario Sunshine segment, there is a shine on that lone island. A gold bird flies around the island and if you spray it with water for a bit, it'll give you a Shine Sprite.
AMAZING VIDEO OL CHAP!!!
A koopa without it's shell is still a koopa, just a BEACHED koopa.
0:20 KOPA!
Topa
j0rts at 10:07: Why are these ferrets scared of me? I’m just looking for some Koopas!
Also j0rts at 10:15…
10:20 NSMBUD Takes The L
what is nsmbud
@@NachoManWithThePlan new super Mario brothers u deluxe
5:57 You probably already know but did you know that those kind of Koopers are based off of the old kooper design back in the Arcade Mario Bros, where Luigi was debuted!
I’m your biggest fan!
You forgot about the first Mario game, Mario Bros. :D
7:01 lol
i hope I have Double A-
5:40 uhhh😳
Wat funny?
@@spartanlocke2071nothing, just a weird moment in the video
Fun fact, hammer bros have been referred to as koopas in the manuals before
10:33 there is a bug in the rank
I like how koopa's posture was horrible, then he started to stand more straight, and then they ruined the posture in wonder
7:48 what the heck is that Goomba wearing
The remains of a rabbit
2:14 "Koopa touching gold mine"💀💀💀
3:27 look in bottom corner
So long, gay bowser
@@tAVROSSSMario said
“so long king bowser”
But it sounds like “so long gay bowser