Monopoly Turn 1 Victory

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 มิ.ย. 2024
  • Monopoly is a classical board game which is focused on property management and destroying relationships with all friends and family as efficiently and entertainingly as possible. This game is so popular it has almost an infinite amount of spin offs from starwars monopoly to monopoly fortnite. Now of course the issue with the game is it can go on for a long time with very little changing however with the spiffing brit playing monopoly plus we will be demonstrating a monopoly turn 1 victory. Some would say unlimited money might be a game exploit however really it just leads to more funny moments.
    This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
    If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man and perfectly balanced game series videos!
    It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
    So sit back relax and enjoy this Monopoly challenge!
    My Fantastic Merchandise From Spiff Co: store.yogscast.com/collection...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: Monopoly Turn 1 Victory Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Unlimited Money Is Broken
    00:00 - INTRO
    9:26 - THE BIG EXPLOIT
    14:39 - AI COMES UNSTUCK
    21:57 - RESULTS
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  • @superwalnut3398
    @superwalnut3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20142

    Spending money on Uplay is like throwing perfectly good tea into the harbor

    • @mrfluffytailthethird
      @mrfluffytailthethird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1144

      Does that mean you are
      the spiffing American now

    • @markusreed5447
      @markusreed5447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      @@mrfluffytailthethird HERCY

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      U(don't)play

    • @user-hv6gi9ux6z
      @user-hv6gi9ux6z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@mrfluffytailthethird the queen will be notified of this betrayal. Execution will be eminent

    • @WillHayes44
      @WillHayes44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Or writing harbour missing a [corrected] "u" :)

  • @charanth182
    @charanth182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6346

    Funny this exploit existed 20 years ago in all computer versions of monopoly, you'd think they would have fixed it in some version.

    • @Sotzrem2007
      @Sotzrem2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Except no one actually plays this game XD

    • @WraithMagus
      @WraithMagus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +508

      Ubisoft? Put in EFFORT? To fix BUGS? Who the hell do you think they are?!

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Fix? Why would any of these corporate game publishers give a crap about fixing games if people keep buying them as is?

    • @codyt.346
      @codyt.346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Why ‘Fix it’ when you can ‘Re-Skin it’?!

    • @dizzlepizzle4689
      @dizzlepizzle4689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Well what reason do they really have to fix it? it's just bots not real people, and it can't be fun to do this just to win against bots.

  • @theenduriangamer5509
    @theenduriangamer5509 ปีที่แล้ว +3549

    Unironically; I had a game of monopoly last just over a month. About 5 hours a week between 5 of us.
    We lost players 4 and 5 about 2 weeks in; but the rest of us were both too stubborn to stop, and all so horrifically unlucky that we'd not end up winning either.
    The game ended due to, no shit; the board catching on fire.

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      play anyway /s

    • @wildorchids8137
      @wildorchids8137 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Bruh I'll be playing in that heat anyway

    • @giovannidimaio659
      @giovannidimaio659 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      How?

    • @theenduriangamer5509
      @theenduriangamer5509 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      @@giovannidimaio659 Small electrical fire in the room the board was in. To keep things fair, we'd left the board in the state it was in.
      Thank whatever scientist or engineer for fire extinguishers though

    • @MayBeSomething
      @MayBeSomething ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Who had the most money at the time of the board catching fire?

  • @lifehackgod
    @lifehackgod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    imagine doing this in a actual game of monopoly

    • @visual7150
      @visual7150 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      You might be able to get away with it once or twice against a really stupid person. But it definitely wouldn't be this op

    • @kalistawilson6934
      @kalistawilson6934 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Bestie this is how the actual real-life economy works LOL

    • @hellomate6079
      @hellomate6079 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hedge funds do something similar to this
      They give lower return than overall market and charge fees

    • @aubreyholdinggun
      @aubreyholdinggun ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What happens is your turn is up and you're in trading phase-
      but you put everyone at gunpoint as you make offers.

    • @mikesavard2144
      @mikesavard2144 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kalistawilson6934holy your right im now scared your mean ig?problably not im so confuse

  • @thegeniusand7256
    @thegeniusand7256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3420

    Can you imagine sitting down with family and friends on Christmas day to play this on your wii, and then you take 30 minutes abusing the AI into the ground on your first turn.

    • @07jaworski07
      @07jaworski07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      I guess they won't be your family for long afterwards?

    • @ElcurionExodus
      @ElcurionExodus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@07jaworski07 a win-win so to speak

    • @Spritesuit
      @Spritesuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      I actually did that years back, when I discovered the exploit myself. I was playing with my sister and brother in law. Considering that they almost divorced over a Monopoly rules argument, it was perhaps not the smartest move to also ruin the console version for them.

    • @jakubborowski1363
      @jakubborowski1363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      "I won but at what cost"

    • @Thornskade
      @Thornskade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Spritesuit So does this mean this exploit is in every Monopoly video game?

  • @TheHoonShow
    @TheHoonShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4619

    This is actually an Easter Egg implemented by Ubisoft. You see, this is a reference to EA's business practices.

    • @ollee609
      @ollee609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      *disney

    • @badvoodoo2097
      @badvoodoo2097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      All those Microtransactions

    • @o.5command
      @o.5command 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haha 😂😂😂

    • @nighthunter5205
      @nighthunter5205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Bethesda's motto, "It just works."

    • @expiringdate9679
      @expiringdate9679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nighthunter5205 I think this is proof that “just” isn’t enough.

  • @RealEnerjak
    @RealEnerjak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1280

    So let me get this straight. This exploit has existed in all digital versions of Monopoly for over 20 years and nobody, and I mean NOBODY has fixed it?
    That doesn't seem right.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Why fix a fun bug? Like Skyrim players petitioning to get back the bug that launches you into the stratosphere when you get killed by a giant.

    • @Nullbound
      @Nullbound ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It is perfectly right when the "Nobody" is referring to Ubisoft XD

    • @Blutankalpha
      @Blutankalpha ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnmartinez7440 u

    • @HippieInHeart
      @HippieInHeart ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Probably costs a shitton to get the license to make a monopoly game in the first place so whoever's making it simply doesn't have enough money left to pay for proper testing if they want to turn a profit anytime soon.

    • @chaoticsilver8442
      @chaoticsilver8442 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@johnmartinez7440 Except it's not necessarily fun? Or at least, can negatively effect the fun people have? Like Spiff said in the beginning, any game with a couple bots could do this. I wonder how many games have been played that have been effectively ruined by one of the players exploiting the hell out of it, or just simply how much the average game has been effected due to this bug. I can imagine how someone who played a full game with the hardest bots and completely kicking their butts might feel once they learn that the bots have been unintentionally giving them more favorable deals than they should with any mortgaged property. Especially if it's learned particularly after-the-fact and they can't quite remember if they sold mortgaged properties, or how many they have.
      It just kinda takes away the feeling of achievement that one could have... as opposed to just being sent flying in a situation where you're already dead anyways.

  • @williamliao4829
    @williamliao4829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I actually tried this on the Switch version, where it didn't work, and I was able to use the cost of keeping a mortgage in combination with having enough properties to instantly bankrupt the AI and buy those properties back.

  • @tinyrodent2821
    @tinyrodent2821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3020

    "Monopoly is one the slowest games in existence"
    Let me introduce you to my good friend, Risk.

    • @conhunter7024
      @conhunter7024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      We don't talk about the dark times

    • @sw3aterCS_
      @sw3aterCS_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Have you heard of Diplomacy?

    • @Viviana088
      @Viviana088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Me and my friends had a game of risk that lasted almost 2 days 😂
      Edit: We pretty much played non stop till one of us won.

    • @brosowsky
      @brosowsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Let me introduce you to my even slower friend, castle risk

    • @samtheram13
      @samtheram13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Axis and allies sir

  • @lux_1742
    @lux_1742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4587

    Spiff: Unrealistic limit of 30,000 likes
    Fans: Hold my Yorkshire Gold Tea

    • @TotoDG
      @TotoDG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Spiff: “30K is an unrealistic goal.”
      Spiff’s entire fanbase: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.

    • @HeadCannon1776
      @HeadCannon1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Would you do a video on how Diablo 2 is a perfectly balanced game. Also the cow level.

    • @Sukotto82
      @Sukotto82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@HeadCannon1776 "there is no cow level"

    • @Vergeblich
      @Vergeblich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      you forgot that you have nearly 700k subbers and for the chance of you answer their question only 30k would have to hit the like button. meaning that less than 5% of your followers, mind you im just saying followers, thats not including randoms that are also going to see and hit like just to see if you would follow threw, would have to hit that. im sorry to say you set the bar a bit too low. now if you said more around 100k likes, seeing how big you are, atm, i could see it not happening. now that it did happen and we did hit the amount and you said you would answer all are questions, How much Yorkshire Gold Tea do you drink in a day?

    • @baerdred
      @baerdred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Vergeblich It's only the day after the video was released and it already has 6,129 comments. Poor Spiff - even if it takes him only 20 seconds to read and respond to each comment it will still take him 34 hours to respond to them all, and the number of comments will keep growing! There may be a delay in the release of the next video...

  • @MickShoemaker17
    @MickShoemaker17 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks Spiff! I'll be sure to use this in family game night!

  • @jjsexy100
    @jjsexy100 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love pepermint tea more also the tabs open at the beginning. Brilliant.

  • @leandervr
    @leandervr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3045

    Let's take a moment to appreciate that this man who is so brilliant at exploiting the system is using his skills to entertain us instead of becoming a politician.

    • @wcrq_drift7972
      @wcrq_drift7972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      He is British, he would hold no political influence anyway

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@wcrq_drift7972 Politicians have all the influence they just prefer to argue amongst themselves about who has the largest d***

    • @eckard9597
      @eckard9597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or managing a hedge fund

    • @brennanhaley8872
      @brennanhaley8872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That got real

    • @superninja3464
      @superninja3464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He has to much power. He would somehow buy the whole earth

  • @suezuccati304
    @suezuccati304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

    "The rest of this video will be my turn"
    >still 16 minutes of video left
    oh boy, we're in for a ride

    • @Cramblit
      @Cramblit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Most boring ride I've ever been on.

    • @Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech
      @Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Almost thought that was Sam.
      Am very dissapointed.

    • @gabijota11
      @gabijota11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TH-camisntlettingmeuseczech yes

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Cramblit welcome to trading card games in 2019

    • @gen2mediainc.577
      @gen2mediainc.577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sam o’no-lla

  • @LetsGrindGames
    @LetsGrindGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    video popped up in my reccommended again and after rewatching that little laugh inbetween "why didnt you pay your tv license fees" gets me every time lol

  • @jasontrucks9465
    @jasontrucks9465 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love watching you exploit perfectly ballanced games

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "The rest of this entire game, is My Turn"
    Sans: [Cries proudly in skeleton]

    • @henrybinks5558
      @henrybinks5558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Spiffing Brit AGENT P!

  • @Xaaaach
    @Xaaaach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2091

    And the truth comes out....
    “Very Hard” is the same as easy except they have rigged rolls.

    • @planetearth8044
      @planetearth8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ya that makes sense

    • @w3irdn3rd
      @w3irdn3rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      What, you're saying Rick Astley is in the game?

    • @someonecool7316
      @someonecool7316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Just like Civ 6

    • @vandecayear10
      @vandecayear10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@w3irdn3rd 10/10 comment

    • @alvhawk4461
      @alvhawk4461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666th like

  • @kcrystallz1955
    @kcrystallz1955 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I enjoy watching you making the devs getting immense pain when you find a way to exploit the game

  • @JonJoeLineWar
    @JonJoeLineWar ปีที่แล้ว

    the match finally starts at 7 minutes lol and still this is a great video haha
    You're the only youtuber i know that can do this haha

  • @RKNGL
    @RKNGL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    My life has changed completely since Spiff entered my life. I now drink 12 Cups of Yorkshire Tea a day, got a promotion, and can feel a top hat growing out of the top of my skull.

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The queen is proud of you

    • @indiegala281
      @indiegala281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hmmm, yessss

    • @deepseafish257
      @deepseafish257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Soon your mandibles will grow into a shape perfect for storing tea so you don't even have to stop calibrating to drink that amazing Yorkshire Tea!

    • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
      @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, that too hat Thing was just me Snapping, sorry about that

    • @Slimmeyy
      @Slimmeyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you're a Koffing?

  • @go_rilla262
    @go_rilla262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Monopoly is Relationship & Friendship Destroyer 9000
    [Laughs in Risk]

  • @SwaggerOrca
    @SwaggerOrca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Wow, I for one can't believe Mumei is the best Monopoly player in the world!

  • @griff9288
    @griff9288 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Bugger you sideways with a tea bag? That explains your obsession with Yorkshire Tea....

  • @Taterzz
    @Taterzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4882

    he didn't exploit the game, he just copied disney's business practices.

  • @trueknight74
    @trueknight74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    My favorite monopoly story is that i obtain all of the smaller bills in paper monopoly and force all the other players to not have the ability to give each other change. Without change they pay more for each rent they land on. This causes wealth to move faster and it lets me drain it from players with only larger bills

    • @dorianburger3300
      @dorianburger3300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Dude chill

    • @trueknight74
      @trueknight74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@dorianburger3300 it is stonks tho

    • @dorianburger3300
      @dorianburger3300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@trueknight74 yes, but you sound like some evil force

    • @trueknight74
      @trueknight74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@dorianburger3300 Well. yes. It is peak capitalism

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They could do the same to you.

  • @Daily-Motion
    @Daily-Motion ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolute legend

  • @johnspecter9907
    @johnspecter9907 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how for shits n giggles I put "Universal philosopher of absolute reality" into the TH-cam search bar and this video was the second from the top recommended videos that popped up as a result.
    Yes....yessssssss... I admire the ways you have saturated the algorithms...break them...make them serve you all the tea 😉🤣

  • @DonkeyDongs9000
    @DonkeyDongs9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    "The 2008 Housing Market is a Perfectly Balanced Economy With No Exploits"

    • @hubristicditch3975
      @hubristicditch3975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      My heart just started bleeding

    • @ac.creations
      @ac.creations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2006-2010

    • @RyRy2057
      @RyRy2057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hey don’t worry I’m sure it’ll happen again before 2020

    • @Snocone333
      @Snocone333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RyRy2057 4 months is pretty short, even for an economy ready to pop!

    • @RyRy2057
      @RyRy2057 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snocone333 ah I more meant the election lol

  • @ThreeProphets
    @ThreeProphets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1621

    I'm pretty sure this is how the 2008 housing crisis happened

    • @boyanrushkov1755
      @boyanrushkov1755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xD

    • @boyanrushkov1755
      @boyanrushkov1755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not really though

    • @brucepraska7781
      @brucepraska7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@boyanrushkov1755 you'd be suprised

    • @TuL2P
      @TuL2P 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @queeditchable I heard that it happened due to monopoly, so you're wrong

    • @igw2949
      @igw2949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol, not exactly mortgage-backed securities but it's in a similar vein.

  • @theiceguy3896
    @theiceguy3896 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’d love to see Spiff convince rt, Kevin and kiwo to play this with him and then do the exploit

  • @TheCraft100
    @TheCraft100 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you videos!!! keep it up:D

  • @hummus9706
    @hummus9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    your next video should be about:
    "the stock market is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"

  • @bigtime7505
    @bigtime7505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Spiff: I will answer every question in the comment section
    me: fills comment section with homework

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Tax forms are also good. Maybe he'd find an exploit there:'(

    • @creamycheesy5376
      @creamycheesy5376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@TheArklyte 1000 IQ right here

    • @exonoob5363
      @exonoob5363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm like 69, NICE

    • @thijswiltink902
      @thijswiltink902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea this is big Brain time

    • @tacobell9640
      @tacobell9640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The answer to every question is tea

  • @13thravenpurple94
    @13thravenpurple94 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great work 🥳 Thank you 💜

  • @shookcanuk7255
    @shookcanuk7255 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When I saw Mumei JP I got butterflies

  • @BlancaMari
    @BlancaMari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    "We're gonna trade with Marie here because this player has the least money"
    I feel mildly insulted but its true

    • @SirCubn
      @SirCubn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @risingf00l22
      @risingf00l22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Saw the comment, hit like, saw it went to 70, unlike.... Your welcome

    • @BlancaMari
      @BlancaMari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Obligatory "Nice" but it hit 79 so now I feel depressito

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oddly enough "Marie" is an austrian synonym for "money". So you could say...
      Marie has no Marie

    • @centdemeern1
      @centdemeern1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is sad

  • @PuckishAngeI
    @PuckishAngeI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1457

    Next episode:
    "The bank of england is perfectly balanced with no exploits"

    • @abonfire88
      @abonfire88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ha

    • @lydierayn
      @lydierayn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Payday 2 video

    • @kacpi1600
      @kacpi1600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Meowth! USE PAYDAY!

    • @seedsmoth8692
      @seedsmoth8692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah Payday... how I love it and hate it so...

    • @andreyrumming6842
      @andreyrumming6842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Breaking news: Man single-handedly crashes the UK Economy by causing massive near-instant inflation

  • @nintendoboy3605
    @nintendoboy3605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Part of me feels like there's a real life lesson to be made in this video.

  • @Demiedren
    @Demiedren ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for scarring my sanity again with that library police reference.

  • @SirCycloneVEVO
    @SirCycloneVEVO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Ahh yes, the British national game. Destroying relations with exploitations, and making everyone and everything go bankrupt.

    • @Target850
      @Target850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and then brex out of it when it doesn't go your way

    • @jenoyt1337
      @jenoyt1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thespiffingbrit cause whats family without a little exploitation to get some money

    • @floatingpyro2050
      @floatingpyro2050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A brilliant game until it's ruined by the Fortnite edition

    • @elnegrouno9352
      @elnegrouno9352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ugh that abomination of man

    • @SuzanneHomemaker
      @SuzanneHomemaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      South Sea Company *cough*

  • @slumpywumpy4166
    @slumpywumpy4166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    As soon as the AI paid off the mortgage you could see what was gonna happen immediately, love it

    • @Moldylocks
      @Moldylocks ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, this video could've been done in 5 minutes to be honest :) But I'm not complaining

  • @michaelmoody9593
    @michaelmoody9593 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this kinda content! Thank you for being great at this! 😄

  • @BeerMoneyGames
    @BeerMoneyGames ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the "perfectly balanced" T-shirt. I wish you still sold it.

  • @justgame5508
    @justgame5508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    *Turn 1*
    *Me:* I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move

  • @kinney-pe9vg
    @kinney-pe9vg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Spiff: 30k likes will never happen.
    TH-cam: recommends it to 100k people and half of them like it
    Spiff: youtube is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits what so ever.

    • @unnoticed4571
      @unnoticed4571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Its perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @criznittle968
      @criznittle968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fantastic narration

    • @centdemeern1
      @centdemeern1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TH-cam is a fantastic game

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      _It just works_

    • @alexandriariley5209
      @alexandriariley5209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thaias9654 _little lies_

  • @Demonic_dom_dom
    @Demonic_dom_dom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this guy's vids

  • @jordancollin2857
    @jordancollin2857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi spiff 🙋‍♂️ I will probably buy a t-shirt shortly to make you richer here in Quebec too ahaha love your stuff man keep it up !

  • @stojankovacic1524
    @stojankovacic1524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Next video:
    UK Tax System Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

    • @Stolashunter
      @Stolashunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nikola Vukovic say something original. I’ve been doing that for 10 years. smh

    • @Unprotected1232
      @Unprotected1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make that Norwegian toll roads.

    • @stojankovacic1524
      @stojankovacic1524 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Stolashunter As if I read all the comments

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nikola Vukovic The game? Fraud. The gains? Endless.

    • @WillHayes44
      @WillHayes44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The channel Islands are just a perfect spot to enjoy your holidays, with your briefcase full of money of choice.

  • @mg42sd
    @mg42sd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Spiff's tabs open:
    Colonization - Wikipedia
    60 top Queen pictures
    Yorkshire Tea

    • @haroldas1
      @haroldas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Forbidden tab-incognito"

    • @JC-hp4od
      @JC-hp4od 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@haroldas1 Oh no.......not that.....not.......Coffee?!

  • @HandIeDeezNuts
    @HandIeDeezNuts ปีที่แล้ว +2

    legends say that amandine is still waiting to play the game

  • @z34rk79
    @z34rk79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best line is "Alright the rest of the video is MY TURN"

  • @whorcares123
    @whorcares123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    *Spiffing Brit: I will answer every single question.*
    Finally, I can know who would win. Keanu Reeves or Reanu Keeves?

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Depends, does Reanu Keeves have such weapons of absolute destruction as "forkgive me" and the "soul bucket"?

    • @theshpee1214
      @theshpee1214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He didn't say he'd answer correctly

    • @ThisIsAccountActual
      @ThisIsAccountActual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @heftygrub650
      @heftygrub650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thespiffingbrit was thinking the same thing lol reanu keeves is a literal god

    • @ProfessionalFlasher
      @ProfessionalFlasher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trick question, Segata Sanshiro would win.

  • @SolomonUcko
    @SolomonUcko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    5 second summary of a 26 minute video:
    1. mortgage
    2. sell for normal value
    3. let them unmortgage
    4. buy for same amount
    5. go to step 1
    6. win

    • @MrMusic67
      @MrMusic67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      No exit condition!! I'm STUCK!!

    • @hahanerd8153
      @hahanerd8153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait a second....

    • @mikes6970
      @mikes6970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Be good if it worked in reality ... 😆

    • @owoskan
      @owoskan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Help, I can't go to step 6

    • @SuperGiz
      @SuperGiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Outstanding move.*

  • @DarkSideBecky
    @DarkSideBecky ปีที่แล้ว

    Luv you Spiff!

  • @Gold-android
    @Gold-android ปีที่แล้ว

    Almost 2 years since you made this film, and not only did they destroy the like button but they obliterate you’re 36,000 hit by the time I’m viewing this is at over 150k hits. This is why I love your dark humor.

  • @hardkoredgammer
    @hardkoredgammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Sells properties for $790
    Buys properties for $770
    *STONKS*

  • @EternalDensity
    @EternalDensity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    My cousins and I are still playing a game of Monopoly our grandparents started as kids in 1937.

    • @Vschozo
      @Vschozo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      So what you’re saying is that you both accrued their debts and are forced to compete against each other to assert dominance in highest debt possible?

    • @dylantaslim7806
      @dylantaslim7806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Jumanji 4: Monopoly

    • @aramisortsbottcher8201
      @aramisortsbottcher8201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      respect

    • @xewfew8259
      @xewfew8259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Vschozo preciously

    • @timwin8194
      @timwin8194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      May your progeny serve me well...

  • @bredrollboyo3593
    @bredrollboyo3593 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow this video is perfectly ballenced!

  • @Michaelwasinasia
    @Michaelwasinasia ปีที่แล้ว

    18:57 "bugger me sideways with a tea bag." 🤣

  • @joshfitzpatrick1834
    @joshfitzpatrick1834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    TH-cam is a Perfectly Balanced Platform With No Exploits

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Can confirm, this is how _mortgages_ work in real life
    Completely balanced

    • @-tr0n
      @-tr0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty much, except we're the AI.

    • @TrainerGre3n
      @TrainerGre3n ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @BAR0NSATURDAY
    @BAR0NSATURDAY ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I once started playing a Monopoly game with my family and then, by the time we got to where one of us won, I realized several years had passed and I realized I forgot to return that library book. Then, suddenly, the library police were knocking on my door requesting to have that Monopoly 101 How To Basic book back

  • @ShamanWillYT
    @ShamanWillYT ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this ❤

  • @johndavenport2847
    @johndavenport2847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    this is exactly like playing Monopoly with my grandfather who has dementia

    • @Quadrenaro
      @Quadrenaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Is his name Mike Stoklasa?

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So AI has already reached the point of being as smart as someone with dementia.

    • @indyalx
      @indyalx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brutal

  • @rymazon
    @rymazon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    “ I’m going to be generous...
    I’ll give you less”

  • @andrewharper1609
    @andrewharper1609 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember we had a version of Monopoly on the Acorn Archimedes and the AI would always sell its properties to you. We didn't spam it to quite this extent but this brings back memories.

  • @evanderjohnson1462
    @evanderjohnson1462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:46 this is the EXACT stock photo my online school used for math lol

  • @hezakighamorgan9974
    @hezakighamorgan9974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    "I will answer ALL comments on this video"
    *looks at comment count*

    • @scarletevans4474
      @scarletevans4474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe we should help him and start answering each other's comments? ;-)

    • @nellax8314
      @nellax8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol it was "questions" not comments he said. lmao edit your comment ask something lol

    • @hezakighamorgan9974
      @hezakighamorgan9974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nellax8314 I mean, either way the first "question" I found in comments wasn't answered and it's been there a while, so either way, I don't really see your point.

    • @nellax8314
      @nellax8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hezakighamorgan9974 I was pointing out spiff's vocabulary on the statement "ill answer any *questions*" lol I didn't want you to miss your chance... there wasn't a point but you killed the fun 😑🤐
      Edit if you were going to just waste time responding you couldve made it interesting or just not even bother... 😔 have fun

    • @scarletevans4474
      @scarletevans4474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nellax8314 In other words, Spiff found an exploit to not answer them all ;-)
      Just what we could expect, I'm proud of him!

  • @godoy_
    @godoy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    God save the queen. Now, let's go to the question.
    How do you discover this stuff?

    • @Matots
      @Matots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bump. Wanna see this at some point

    • @volvoxbazooka
      @volvoxbazooka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh hell yeah

    • @sukul3889
      @sukul3889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think he either has a network of people or he watches/reads exploit stories

  • @WHAT_DA_WHAT
    @WHAT_DA_WHAT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Loving the realm of “perfectly balanced” gameplay and life is too short to not drink tea so I’ve influenced myself sadly to drink golden Y.S yea !

  • @GamesFun000
    @GamesFun000 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfect! 👌👌👌

  • @codybagelstein2235
    @codybagelstein2235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Can you do a “Taxes are a perfectly balanced game, with no exploits”?

    • @furinick
      @furinick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      life is a balanced game, with no exploits

    • @greywind243
      @greywind243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@furinick *First Exploit:* Flee the country!

    • @leonbyrne1927
      @leonbyrne1927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@greywind243 second exploit: steal someone's identity.

    • @ringdingreviews2679
      @ringdingreviews2679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Third exploit: kill someone and steal there tea

    • @mnmnvv565
      @mnmnvv565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ringdingreviews2679 Fourth exploit: learn the difference between their and there.

  • @garlandh7480
    @garlandh7480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Spiff "Watch me break this game"
    Me "Bruh he's out capitalizing capitalism the game."

    • @lyntonfleming
      @lyntonfleming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The fact you can't decide if you're English or wrong makes me uncomfortable...

    • @traveling_kat
      @traveling_kat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I HAVE OUTSMARTED YOUR OUTSMARTING

  • @johntravis3242
    @johntravis3242 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Meanwhile, old Monopoly game's AI on easy: "We will never trade with you, we will scam you out of all of your properties, and we will bankrupt you in five turns."

  • @jonfox17
    @jonfox17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The time to finish answering every commit is the same time it takes to play a standard game of monopoly with a family of 4. LOL

  • @lolhiyoko7832
    @lolhiyoko7832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    I'm not gonna lie, monopoly has never caused even the slightest problems with anyone I've played it with.
    Risk on the other hand

    • @josephmoore286
      @josephmoore286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Settlers of Catan.

    • @dakotaprice4299
      @dakotaprice4299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      *Friend places over 150 troops on our border*
      "Just securing the border" He says....
      -The biggest lie I've been told to this day.

    • @Vox_Popul1
      @Vox_Popul1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Dakota Price I have flashbacks now, to having Russia as a capital for shits ‘n giggles and then immediately being surrounded by high digits from the Middle East and Afghanistan

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uno.

    • @rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154
      @rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Game of wars become real wars

  • @CaiMorgan420
    @CaiMorgan420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Ever considered branding you're own tea?
    I'd pay for wet and warm cup of Spiffco Gold exploit flavoured Tea.

    • @adelinungureanu134
      @adelinungureanu134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your*

    • @Kingmikeml
      @Kingmikeml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you're down for some spiff in your mouth?

    • @raggebatman
      @raggebatman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kingmikeml Any time of the day

    • @hallamhal
      @hallamhal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *hot cup of tea, we're not barbarians

    • @jadegreenleaf781
      @jadegreenleaf781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kingmikeml absolutely

  • @danielhuisman1996
    @danielhuisman1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    my favourite exploit is to make sure the AI all have under like $30 left and buying the last house. If you have the blue or green set, you can buy the final house for the max that the bots can bid, and then sell the house to the bank. Every trade gives like $70-$80 value. Rinse and repeat, infinite money :D

  • @besttank8654
    @besttank8654 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good sir. I must say. As a member of the tank sector of yorkshire tea I have never seen such fine salesmanship and I am proud to make you an honorary tank of the spiff

  • @wolfripper7530
    @wolfripper7530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    Spiff: How about a stupid crazy amount of likes that we will never get
    Communitea: Hold my tea

    • @cameron5091
      @cameron5091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yorkshire Tea Gold*

    • @SolemnHeretic
      @SolemnHeretic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't ever say the internet can't do something!

    • @Midget32
      @Midget32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cameron5091 Hold my chemically bonded Yorkshire Tea gold and PG tips

    • @RennHans
      @RennHans 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The inteanet

    • @cdgames69
      @cdgames69 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You don't ask someone to hold your tea, you finish your god damn tea

  • @EisenbarthExotics
    @EisenbarthExotics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Here’s a question Spiff, how do you feel knowing you convinced my 8 year to ask for Yorkshire gold tea?

    • @Karnith100
      @Karnith100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Just as long as they don't ask for coffee

    • @MV60
      @MV60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Karnith100 Yea, they should ask for normal things like smokes and booze.

  • @thexanfan8173
    @thexanfan8173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    alright so praise the queen make money and start a monopoly

  • @donatasvainauskas9278
    @donatasvainauskas9278 ปีที่แล้ว

    watching this now in 2x speed :D jokes on you Brit :D

  • @user-tn9sb5ci3f
    @user-tn9sb5ci3f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    TL;DW:
    1) Buy all the properties the AI bought
    2) Mortgage all properties you own
    3) Sell all properties you own
    4) Rinse and repeat

    • @suicidalcunt3267
      @suicidalcunt3267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thespiffingbrit Except you get taxed and your boss takes all your money.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thespiffingbrit Capitalism is a perfectly balanced system with no exploits whatsoever.

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dejfcold capitalism whitout taxes is not capitalism, is anarch-capitalism

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks, you just saved me 27 minutes of watching this bullshit

    • @freezingdart
      @freezingdart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seriously though, 15 minutes to fucking say that.

  • @Cy_Guy
    @Cy_Guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Would you rather drink tea with George Washington while crossing the Delaware or coffee with the queen?

    • @greywind243
      @greywind243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wha...What?

    • @haroldas1
      @haroldas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Booger me sideways" - spiff
      "Neither" - maybe spiff

    • @DracherRu
      @DracherRu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i don´t need sleep, i need answeres!

    • @carstenhilbert5472
      @carstenhilbert5472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a trap!

    • @loganhawkes9521
      @loganhawkes9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Better question. Tea with Donald Trump in the Boston harbour, or coffee with the queen in Buckingham Palace?

  • @mrbobgaming5223
    @mrbobgaming5223 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your video!

  • @coolkirk1701
    @coolkirk1701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seeing the British version of monopoly is messing with my head.

  • @edwardnowakowski5990
    @edwardnowakowski5990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Here’s a question:
    I know tea reigns supreme and coffee is blasphemy, but where is hot chocolate on that spectrum

    • @franz643
      @franz643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only in the coldest of weather he has stated

    • @THX--jp8sy
      @THX--jp8sy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@franz643 Iced tea?

    • @franz643
      @franz643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@THX--jp8sy I like it though its frowned upon by him

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@THX--jp8sy Frowned upon but he has allowed it in particularly hot weather

  • @majorkusanagi2406
    @majorkusanagi2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Monopoly game with A.I: exists*
    The Spifin Brit: S.T.O.N.K.S*

    • @nationnation9582
      @nationnation9582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spiff exist
      The Spifin Brit: S.T.O.N.K.S*

  • @subs-ff9bi
    @subs-ff9bi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jolly good show☕

  • @funky_missy
    @funky_missy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the equivalent of playing solitaire in magic the gathering

  • @JeffWaynee
    @JeffWaynee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    As flawed as this game is, it's easily the best Monopoly video game ever.

    • @plexyglass429
      @plexyglass429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Its the best looking, I can tell there was some passion involved with designing the living board. My family doesn't have a monopoly board so we used this as a substitute and for that its really good

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Monopoly Party on PS2 is the best.

    • @nicholasbradshaw
      @nicholasbradshaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Monopoly on Windows 95 is the best. This isn't a debate.
      EDIT: One like! Let's start a rally!

    • @TetanicRain
      @TetanicRain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Monopoly Streets for the Wii is pretty fun…

    • @gon9684
      @gon9684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actually, no, just no, there are probably about 10 monopoly games better than this one, you just aren't a big enough monopoly fan to know about them

  • @robbiedavies2171
    @robbiedavies2171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Did you ever expect you would have to dedicate your entire life to answering comments on a youtube video?

  • @D64nz
    @D64nz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Mostly this makes me sad that Will Wheaton stopped doing his regular Table top show. They are still all online, like 198 episodes, and featuring 198 table top games that are far better than the 90% luck based Monopoly.

  • @01mattdavenport
    @01mattdavenport 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I Iove the Spiffing Britt

  • @MisZpelled
    @MisZpelled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    You don't have to play this game to get rid of your friends, just encouraging them to use uplay should do the trick.

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank god ubisoft allows steam to work alongside uplay. At one time, i didn't like uplay, but it isn't so bad in comparison anymore.

    • @Potato-pq5ez
      @Potato-pq5ez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rich1051414 it would be better if you didn't need to start uplay at all

    • @yhlorm
      @yhlorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @jamesbush Woah that’s crazy, I saw ur comment thought you had the same name as my own lmao but I’m 1 letter different

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats funny is, I remember when people HATED steam, back when they forced players to use it starting on counter strike 1.6. Ah, back when steam was military green and regularly went down and didn't let you play :)

  • @j.jimenez7545
    @j.jimenez7545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Can you do "the stock market is perfectly balanced with no exploits"?

    • @calindboard5114
      @calindboard5114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He'll have to use the stock game it works like the real stock market but you can't be arrested for it and it's free

    • @youmukonpaku3168
      @youmukonpaku3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sadly, it has several well known exploits.

    • @Erik-mz1ji
      @Erik-mz1ji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@calindboard5114 yo I see you critter, have a nice day

    • @calindboard5114
      @calindboard5114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Erik-mz1ji I see you are a man of culture aswell

    • @zephloe
      @zephloe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@calindboard5114 i havent watched s2 yet, still watching s1. So much contentttttttt. Gotta love me some crit role

  • @BoneyDrums
    @BoneyDrums ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why has no one mentioned the intro, The open tabs were bloody hilarious. Great to see you put so much effort into the tinniest of details.

    • @FoxDog1080
      @FoxDog1080 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda wish you would do something similar
      Tinniest

    • @greggayres3248
      @greggayres3248 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?