The concept of Stalin meeting a body double, giving them some rubles, then immediately turning around and saying “hey where’d you get all this money, off to jail you go!” Is such a hilarious concept LOL
To be honest. A revamb with the iron curtain up from the start and a game master on each side, trying their best to ruin their own set of players, who desperatly try to flee to the other side is a House rule I'd love to see.
He was in a terrible state in the first communopoly, he was talking to himself the entire game along with Dom. I had never seen a one player monopoly game before.
"you're shot, you score nothing, that is your score. You might still win." killed me. even dead in a ditch with nothing and you might still win Communopoly.
Speaking of the pipe,there was a joke that Stalin used to tell, about how he once lost his pipe and tasked Berya to find it, but Stalin himself found it two days later and told Berya to stop looking because he found it. Berya’s reply was “impossible, three people already confessed to the crime “
The funniest thing about communoply is that to win, you basically have to all work together, doing unfair trades to keep money and property from disappearing from the board until the last person dissapears. Then at least somebody wins, but you have to acknowledge that this is a Cooperative game now.
Right?! In the last 2 games, they were playing competitively and that is why things turned out so bad for them. How many times did they backstab each other. While here they were immediately trying to help each other by trying to trade the Power Station as much as they could even if they have to be outside the Border (Though it did the most damage in this game anyway) . Also I am not saying some backstabbing didn't happen but it was mostly upto a minimum.
@dontmisunderstand6041 LMAO I'm just imagining some new kind of socialist movement where leftists openly begin to state "yes we will unite humans all over the world by causing them to co-operate for their survival...by pitting them against the most hellish authoritarian government imaginable"
@@dontmisunderstand6041 You know minus all the brutal authoritarian bullshit needed to even get there and the threat of prison or death for missing a days work.
Hmm, what do you mean be "escape"? Why would you want to "escape", eh? You wouldn't happen to be one of those Capitalist pigs, now would you? I'm sure we must have misheard you. After all, leaving behind the good Communist life wouldn't be an escape at all, now would it? Surely you must have been attempting humour.
@@jakehiltibran5914 He was the Prime Minister that supported the War on Terror. Pushed for devolution. Messed up the house of Lords. Gave the blue print for the Gordon Brown, David Cameron style "conservatives"...
@@jakehiltibran5914 He has a very tarnished legacy as UK PM. Iraq War, the economic crash of 2008, taking a left wing party towards the centre which has left said party divided against itself etc...
It is hilarious how at 30:30, Rose instantly outs which property is the tomato, when only Stalin needs to know that, which made her job like 100000% harder than it needed to be.
If you're thinking they are practically identical, you obviously haven't been sufficiently ideologically educated. Let me help you, there are camps that specialize in this sort of thing.
I just love that the spy’s special ability makes smuggling money easier and their win condition doesn’t require them to smuggle money at all. It really gets to the heart of what makes Communopoly special.
Ok so I noticed something. The music changes depending on which player is on which part of the iron curtain during their turn. So for instance, when Jon, Blair and Rosey are on the west side, the music sounds more jazz like. With Sully, it’s the original Russian music that was playing throughout the game before the curtain went up.
I'd like to see the rules being taken a bit more seriously though: fix the few bugs/inconsistencies and stop cheating Sullivan out of his money... no need to add that particular bit of torture comedy
Star Wars has had two great trilogies. Lord of the Rings has had two great trilogies. The first three Indiana Jones films were fantastic. and now we have Communopoly Chast' tret'ya (That's "Part Three" in Russian). Good things often come in threes.
@@Boskov01the Lord of the Ring has one great Trilogy same with star wars and the good star wars Trilogy is a new hope empire strikes back and the return of the jedi
There should always be one person who has played Communopoly before, so the room can read the horror on their face as things happen. Sullivan is the prime candidate.
But poor Sullivan can never seem to remember that STOY = stop! He can get money if he just stays put! Despite all his experience the man's bankrupted himself twice by forcing himself across the checkpoint for no reason 😂
Of _course_ Sullivan is the best choice! He was the only one playing the first game. There were no other contestants. Glory to Comrade Iosif and the Party
Sullivan learned his new role as the thimble then immediately A) forgot to roll only one die (he could have landed on Rosie’s places with one of the two he rolled!) and B) spent money from his hand lowering his score. 100% optimal gigachad play right there. Love the vid as always x
If he says it's a real moustache, then it must be real, this makes you a fake communist, and that's jail and a hefty fine before being disappeared. Who is everyone talking about? Never heard of him.
The introduction of the iron curtain is actually the best thing done. I would like to add an additional ruling, if the west collapses, the free parking space is completely void of its smuggling rule and is just a car park space that you pay 50 rubles to stop at.
Dom losing his pip is great. There was a popular joke in the USSR. "After meeting with a Georgian delegation, Stalin realizes his pipe is missing. He calls the KGB and tells them to find out who in the delegation took his pipe. Later, he moves some papers and finds his pipe underneath. He calls the KGB again and tells them he has found his pipe and to stop looking. They reply "But Stalin, half of the delegation confessed to taking your pipe, the other half died during questioning".
I love the implementation of the Berlin wall being so seamless and historically accurate. In the west, you get into debt. In the east, you get disappeared. Pick your poison! Truly an absolutely genius design decision by our supreme leader, comrade Dom. Glory to the motherland and her people!
@@vh8542not that we’re talking about anyone, but if we were I would say I remember hearing he fell onto some bullets. But that didn’t happen to anyone of course.
“So you’ve just died and you rolled a 3…you’re in the West…inflation is 32x…you’re starting with $32,000!” “But that will collapse the west!” *OK* Paraphrasing the whole “Blair collapsed the west” situation but that has to be one of the best Communopoly moments yet. As though there wasn’t enough random going to jail, now the bank can go broke in a SINGLE MOVE if you really want it to! 😂
@@thetimelordvictorious10 In Communopoly you start with $1000 because you’re not allowed to go over $1000. (In the West you don’t get jailed for having over $1000 but I believe the $1000 start still applies) Essentially just makes the game a little more challenging in the East because you have less room before bankruptcy and also very little room to get money before going to jail for being over $1000. Albeit starting with the normal amount would make it even worse for poor Blair…
@@aceofspadesattorney The theory was about the West part, i get the idea of starting with 1,000₽ in the East side (Communopoly properly said), and not getting more than that, but West side is “regular" Monopoly (accounting the special rules for inflation), so, I thought, if you spawn on the Western side, you get your regular 1,500₽ instead
What got me was that he only played rock against Sullivan, was it intentionally I don't know and that Rosie was doing everything to help Sullivan out and it always backfired on her
‘Game of Life, But Communist’- Your home and job are assigned by the state. All jobs earn the same wages. Instead of losing your job you go to the Gulag, miss several turns, and emerge further up the board
perfect sequence of events: - she gets stuck with a guaranteed death tomato of a RR - she fumbles the tomato hand off to sully but then immediately - expertly hands it back to Stalin - who, coincidently, responds to being pranked by dropping the fucking Iron Curtain - that just happens to necessitate a RR spot serve as a permanent border crossing - thereby saving Rosie and Stalin from the tomato brilliant
Here's an idea that can be collectively owned. Take two boards, make one a Communopoly board, and the other a Monopoly board. Cut the Free Parking space out of the Monopoly Board. Line up the two boards into a sort of figure 8, with Free Parking as the Iron Curtain. Alternatively, for a larger game, play with two boards on two tables with two different starting groups. Players who land on Free Parking roll a die. On a 1 or a 6, they take their money and go to the other table. If they leave Communopoly, the State confiscates their assets. If they leave Monopoly, the other players bid at auction for the right to manage a trust that holds into their assets until they return.
So do I. But I think you missed a crucial part of the bit. He switched from Uncle Joe Stalin to Uncle Joe McCarthy in the west. Joseph McCarthy was a senator who witch-hunted anyone who could be seen as a communist spy, which he made an endless number of unsubstantiated claims about. He was an equally ruthless, diabolical man to Stalin's cronies with intelligence experience from his time in WWII, and blackmailed his political enemies in and out of congress resulting in widespread blacklisting of innocent people.
Man, unless they clear up the order of operations, who knows how it would have happened. I think if Sully nominated Jon, it would have been 100 - 800, giving Jon -700 and Sully 700. But Jon's Babushka rules means Sully's score should be 100 (money in hand value), and Jon's score would be half of 700, 450. I think Jon wins by virtue of being poor and overriding any score and taking theirs instead. Only way it could've worked is if Sully had less than 200 Rub at the end of the game, giving Jon less than 100 in turn.
Jon's replacement effect would happen last, since it overrides any score Sully would have had, replacing it with 100. Jon's is trickier. Personally, I would rule that he gets the +400 from stealing half of Sully's original score, but still have the -800 penalty imposed by Sully's win condition, for a total of -400. Final scores: Sully in first with 100, Jon in last with -400, and the other two in the middle with 0.
Sully looks like he’s just paid three straight games of clock tower, each time he’s seen the demon token and he’s still not sure if he was ever the lunatic
Started doodling while watching this, and I am now certain I will end up in hell. Even in drawing, Piglet should never have been made to say "Don't send me to the Gulag, Papa Stalin."
I never thought hearing Sullivan yell ”you keep your cursed train station” was a sentence I needed to hear for my life to be complete but now my life is complete
@@xa5150 That doesn't work. The point trade is triggered AFTER Sullivan is calculated, which means he gets the 400 (or 350 if the 800 deduct from the 100 prior, thus halving 700). That means all Sully would do is get forcefed the -700 and the other having "only" 350 points. All you'd do is doom Sullivan to last place.
That was the best one yet! The Iron Wall was an amazing and hilarious addition. I also loved how Dom didn't fix the whole "utilities are half-price" thing from the last one! I can't wait to see what new twists the fourth rendition inevitably brings.
I must admit, I doubted Comrade Stalin when he said there would be a third round of Communopoly. But this one freshened things back up. That middle section had the same sense of inexorable dread as the first game. Impressive!
I was thinking of coming back to this later as the game wasnt getting as crazy as quickly, then Khrushchev's ultimatum came in and Dom entered his second phase
I love how they just made their own side quests because winning is so hard, like how they wanted to stop chernobyl together or finally build the first communopoly hotel!
Stalin used to think of himself as a great practical joker. He would put tomatoes on people’s chairs and they would sit on them. Now many people very obviously noticed the tomato or noticed him putting it there. They just knew that if they spoiled the “joke” they would likely be killed. He would sometimes release people from prison just to watch their families reaction when they came back and said he was just joking about setting them free. He would sometimes also do the opposite by sending some of his ministers off to be tortured and then later come in and let them go saying he was just fooling, they had done nothing wrong. His extremely famous joke was also what lead to his death. He would often order his guards not to disturb him, and then he would purposely feign pain or other incidents and when they entered the room he would have the guards executed. He found this an absolutely hilarious joke. Of course when he had a stroke his guards refused to go check on him all night long because they didn’t want to get killed. khrushchev was one of the few advisors who perfectly navigated Stalin’s behavior. He dictated in-depth notes to his wife every night about every joke, topic discussed, prank, and every reaction to them so he could study and navigate Stalin’s moods and behaviors to always stay on the correct (Stalin’s) side in everything.
@@Lordvestage1313 keep in mind that Stalin killed of lists and lists of people weekly. Under his rule they believe Stalin and the NKVD (Secret Political Police) put to death around 1 million people via execution. About 2 million died after being sent to the gulag. About 3.3 million died due to forced resettlements about 1 million of those were considered "purposive" (a.k.a. examples, disobeying, scapegoats, etc). The remaining 2.3 million was just from pure neglect (no supplies, no sanitization, appointing factory workers to be doctors, etc). And then due to the government seizing and reallocating most farms about 6.5 million died from famine (a lot of people would be trying to eat everything from sawdust to shoe leather because they had so little). If you expand the scope to include government policy, drought, military actions, etc you start getting around the 30 million dead or more. It's really hard to calculate such things.
Comunopoly is without doubt THE BEST of the House Rules. I wish you guys could licence and sell it. I'd buy a copy. On another note, Sullivan is looking decidedly traumatised.
Ok so crazy thing, I had to look up the NKVD for Sully and Doms joke and ended up reading about Laventi Beria, who was executed today, Dec 23, in 1953.
@Dudewithguns-ww7wc Indeed. Though reading about his trial and execution, the people getting rid of him weren't too much better. Looks like a situation where everyone involved were bastards.
Watching this for a 3rd time was just to great. Rosie getting chernobyl 3 times was to funny. The wall was a great add-on. I say keep this series/game going
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I love the communopoly series
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You need to publish this! Make it Monopoly Berlin 1960 or something.
Nice to See the germonopoly Idea Bein used
This was great but I wonder if the east collapses and then inflation causes the bank to zero out. What happens....WW3?
The concept of Stalin meeting a body double, giving them some rubles, then immediately turning around and saying “hey where’d you get all this money, off to jail you go!” Is such a hilarious concept LOL
And yet so plausible :D
And then immediately -being shot in jail- going missing.
@@thraexgladiator hey now, it's 'disappeared'
@@blueseqperlcan't disappear someone who never existed.
@@TheJillers exactly. Who?
To be honest. A revamb with the iron curtain up from the start and a game master on each side, trying their best to ruin their own set of players, who desperatly try to flee to the other side is a House rule I'd love to see.
YES!!!
Communoply 2 East vs West Episode I
Just make the board twice as big easy
Terri as the West DM!!! That'd be glorious!
Yes!!
Every communopoly vid Sullivan seems to deteriorate
i had the same thought the moment he appeared on screen
He looks like he's been trapped in a basement for weeks and is only allowed to leave for video recording.
He was in a terrible state in the first communopoly, he was talking to himself the entire game along with Dom. I had never seen a one player monopoly game before.
@@tulipfalcon That's the only way to get the authentic Stalinist experience
Gulag Life. Basic Commienomics
"I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN SOMEONE BUILD A HOUSE" the pain in his voice was real.
I'm loving it
And he goes on too build a house
"you're shot, you score nothing, that is your score. You might still win." killed me. even dead in a ditch with nothing and you might still win Communopoly.
Death isn’t the worst thing to happen to you in this game is really funny
Speaking of the pipe,there was a joke that Stalin used to tell, about how he once lost his pipe and tasked Berya to find it, but Stalin himself found it two days later and told Berya to stop looking because he found it.
Berya’s reply was “impossible, three people already confessed to the crime “
oh god thats halerius
What a funny guy
I don't get it
@@Bone8380 Berya was the head of the NKVD
@@Bone8380 Berya presumably kidnapped and tortured three people until they gave a false confession
How fitting that even when the players are allowed to play regular monopoly again, Sully is forever trapped playing communopoly
It wasn't even regular Monopoly cause of all that inflation.
The idea to have the wall brought to convert half the board to regular monopoly was GENIUS!
It managed to come completely out of left field and was absolutely amazing and fitting!
I was trying my hardest to parse what this meant before I got to that point. Holy hell I wasn't ready
I also love how accurate the rule changes made was. In the west, you get into debt. In the east, you get disappeared. Pick your poison!
The fact that the players ended up wanting to go back to the comunist side instead of staying capitalist was so funny too!
"Regular"
I like how Sully is representing the deteriorating quality of life in the USSR while Dom is representing the deteriorating quality of government.
this is truly going to be their unintentional magnum opus
The funniest thing about communoply is that to win, you basically have to all work together, doing unfair trades to keep money and property from disappearing from the board until the last person dissapears. Then at least somebody wins, but you have to acknowledge that this is a Cooperative game now.
Right?! In the last 2 games, they were playing competitively and that is why things turned out so bad for them. How many times did they backstab each other.
While here they were immediately trying to help each other by trying to trade the Power Station as much as they could even if they have to be outside the Border (Though it did the most damage in this game anyway) . Also I am not saying some backstabbing didn't happen but it was mostly upto a minimum.
That's literally the point of communism, cooperation instead of competition. That's the entire premise.
@dontmisunderstand6041
LMAO I'm just imagining some new kind of socialist movement where leftists openly begin to state "yes we will unite humans all over the world by causing them to co-operate for their survival...by pitting them against the most hellish authoritarian government imaginable"
@@dontmisunderstand6041 You know minus all the brutal authoritarian bullshit needed to even get there and the threat of prison or death for missing a days work.
@@hydriumetern7808 If you don't even understand the topic at hand, it's best not to make a fool of yourself.
Sullivan not being able to escape communism is my new favourite thing
He's a true survivor
see he couldve! he was on the border he could've just moved himself forward but he went backwards, he somehow always does things to sabotage himself
Hmm, what do you mean be "escape"? Why would you want to "escape", eh? You wouldn't happen to be one of those Capitalist pigs, now would you? I'm sure we must have misheard you. After all, leaving behind the good Communist life wouldn't be an escape at all, now would it? Surely you must have been attempting humour.
@@edarddragon Like giving 600 rubles away to the state for absolutely no benefit.
And every time he look more finished and scared than in the previous one :D
"You're shot. You score nothing. That's your score" is such a powerful statement
But you might still win! xD
If everyone else loses yes. @@karabenomar
Same energy as "You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!"😅
@@michaeledmunds7056you stole fizzy lifting drinks
Sullivan showing up like a torchured soul just trying to protect his family
Tortured
@@JonFletcher-n3lThank you
@@JonFletcher-n3l ...maybe it's a portmanteau, who knows.
the state requested his presence. Are you going to defy stalin
@@LyonHall1 No no. Anything for Uncle Jo
Blair gets a new life then immediately crashes the whole western economy 😂😂😂😂
There is a Tony Blair joke somewhere in there
@@ansaz14Yeah. It's at 1:36:34
@ansaz14 lol dunno, i am american but watching this and hearing the nicknames, i am guessing Blair isnt good?
@@jakehiltibran5914 He was the Prime Minister that supported the War on Terror. Pushed for devolution. Messed up the house of Lords. Gave the blue print for the Gordon Brown, David Cameron style "conservatives"...
@@jakehiltibran5914 He has a very tarnished legacy as UK PM. Iraq War, the economic crash of 2008, taking a left wing party towards the centre which has left said party divided against itself etc...
It is hilarious how at 30:30, Rose instantly outs which property is the tomato, when only Stalin needs to know that, which made her job like 100000% harder than it needed to be.
I love Dom painstakingly switching between two practically identical mustaches
If you're thinking they are practically identical, you obviously haven't been sufficiently ideologically educated. Let me help you, there are camps that specialize in this sort of thing.
That's just how devoted to the craft he is!
Sully is one Communopoly away from being able to write the Gulag Archipeligo
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 he's a gulag vet at this point
Sullyzhenitzen
@@kimiyamk quality pun
Brilliant
@@kimiyamk that pun needs more likes
I just love that the spy’s special ability makes smuggling money easier and their win condition doesn’t require them to smuggle money at all. It really gets to the heart of what makes Communopoly special.
Hahaha my thoughts exactly
The best part is,there’s no benefit to smuggling money to the west unless it’s for your win condition
I didn't even REALIZE. Working for the West as a spy is pointless!
Doesn't smuggled money persist across deaths though?
@@amaryllis0 no
Ok so I noticed something.
The music changes depending on which player is on which part of the iron curtain during their turn. So for instance, when Jon, Blair and Rosey are on the west side, the music sounds more jazz like. With Sully, it’s the original Russian music that was playing throughout the game before the curtain went up.
That was a very nice touch.
They may all be playing communist monopoly but Sullivan is definately living communist monopoly
Sully getting a good character and immediately going to jail is too funny
And the absolute hilarity of Stalin "noticing" one of his body doubles.
got a good character, sent to jail, and them almost immediately disappeared because he rolled a 1. Comedy gold.
I want this to keep coming back, but with Dom adding new, increasingly more convoluted rules every time. The Iron Curtain was incredible
this would be the one game where Dom rigging the deck to help ensure that the new rule twist happened would make narative sense
Seconded. We the people want more Communopoly in 2024
I'd like to see the rules being taken a bit more seriously though: fix the few bugs/inconsistencies and stop cheating Sullivan out of his money... no need to add that particular bit of torture comedy
The trilogy we've all wanted
You mean the third part of the icosology we all want
Star Wars has had two great trilogies.
Lord of the Rings has had two great trilogies.
The first three Indiana Jones films were fantastic.
and now we have Communopoly Chast' tret'ya (That's "Part Three" in Russian).
Good things often come in threes.
@@Boskov01the Lord of the Ring has one great Trilogy same with star wars and the good star wars Trilogy is a new hope empire strikes back and the return of the jedi
@@connor5185 return of the jedi is shit revenge of the sith is 10 tumes better if your honedt with yourself you know the truth.
Or at least the one we deserve
Rosie finally building hotels shows how perfectly balanced communopoly is.
Did you know:
You can see Sullivan blink S.O.S morse code several times.
Is this a joke? If not, please provide a timestamp
@@ifyoureadthisyoudi you sound like the thought police lol
@@shabakashabaka1272 what do you think thought police is?
As in the Thought Police who watch Winston Smith from behind the screens in 1984... what did you think I meant?@@AnnekeOosterink
@@shabakashabaka1272 and what is the relation between thought police and asking for a source?
There should always be one person who has played Communopoly before, so the room can read the horror on their face as things happen. Sullivan is the prime candidate.
But poor Sullivan can never seem to remember that STOY = stop! He can get money if he just stays put! Despite all his experience the man's bankrupted himself twice by forcing himself across the checkpoint for no reason 😂
Of _course_ Sullivan is the best choice!
He was the only one playing the first game.
There were no other contestants.
Glory to Comrade Iosif and the Party
I was not ready for Monopoly, but Communist, BUT CAPITALIST.
It really was eye opening! XD
To be expected of soviets communopoly
Gorbechopoly
And then back to its rightful Communopoly of course!
Communopoly with monopoly characteristics
so happy to see that No Rolls Barred has finally accepted how much we need our dear comrade Domseph Stalin
and YES we love it!
Domseph Stallen*
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Sullivan learned his new role as the thimble then immediately A) forgot to roll only one die (he could have landed on Rosie’s places with one of the two he rolled!) and B) spent money from his hand lowering his score. 100% optimal gigachad play right there.
Love the vid as always x
Tore my hair out when he did that on the last throw of the game
We need a PDF with the entire game
"Reality's gonna come and give you a good kick in the face, guys. And I'm reality!"
*hurriedly fixes fake moustache*
If he says it's a real moustache, then it must be real, this makes you a fake communist, and that's jail and a hefty fine before being disappeared. Who is everyone talking about? Never heard of him.
Dom has gone from being drunk on power to just being drunk
Much like Premier of the USSR
Going from Stalin and straight to Yeltsin, eh? Well I guess all those *REDACTED* in between didn't really matter anyway, did they?
Following the Yeltsin example!
"Im not going to build any hotels, I've never seen anyone even build a house." Best nrb quote ever!
the amount of despair in his voice there killed me 🤣
Rosie: "Hold my beer."
And then Rosie did build one and it MEANT NOTHING. If anything it made it worse for her 😅
@@MeonLights it couldn't make it worse because she needed to smuggle to the west to score anything.
The introduction of the iron curtain is actually the best thing done. I would like to add an additional ruling, if the west collapses, the free parking space is completely void of its smuggling rule and is just a car park space that you pay 50 rubles to stop at.
Dom losing his pip is great. There was a popular joke in the USSR.
"After meeting with a Georgian delegation, Stalin realizes his pipe is missing. He calls the KGB and tells them to find out who in the delegation took his pipe. Later, he moves some papers and finds his pipe underneath. He calls the KGB again and tells them he has found his pipe and to stop looking. They reply "But Stalin, half of the delegation confessed to taking your pipe, the other half died during questioning".
"Don't count on your fingers, you can't trust them." That line nearly killed me.
I love how every Communopoly episode manages to make the players hate monopoly in a different way.
"I'VE NEVER EVEN SOMEONE BUILD A HOUSE"
the absolute desperation.
I _love_ the idea of the game suddenly becoming _another_ game halfway through. We need to apply that idea to other board games.
Cosmic Encounters gets that way, favorite board game
Blair's birth destroying the West and then ending the game with -800 points is so amazing 😂
I love the implementation of the Berlin wall being so seamless and historically accurate. In the west, you get into debt. In the east, you get disappeared. Pick your poison! Truly an absolutely genius design decision by our supreme leader, comrade Dom.
Glory to the motherland and her people!
Adding the iron wall was insane. Major credit to everyone involved in making these rules
Every time the rules get better, can’t wait for the 4th play
the funniest thing is that the "utilities are free" character has come up in every iteration unchanged - its starting to feel intentional XD
The rules have always been the same because they've always been perfect. You must be misremembering comrade...
@@rook8601 He hasn't replied back. Must have not seen that window coming towards him. And by "him" I mean someone who clearly never existed at all.
@@vh8542I'm not sure who you're taking about comrade
@@vh8542not that we’re talking about anyone, but if we were I would say I remember hearing he fell onto some bullets. But that didn’t happen to anyone of course.
Communopoly 4 will be Molly Rose, Tegan, Lorna and a comatose Sullivan.
Sullivan but he’s piss drunk on vodka the whole time to try and forget
The video starts and Sullivan's just in a straightjacket
communopoly turning into capitalopoly half way through was a plot twist I didn’t anticipate
"If _______ floats your boat, prepare for high seas!" is immediately entering my regular vocabulary, thank you so much Supreme Leader Dom
“So you’ve just died and you rolled a 3…you’re in the West…inflation is 32x…you’re starting with $32,000!”
“But that will collapse the west!”
*OK*
Paraphrasing the whole “Blair collapsed the west” situation but that has to be one of the best Communopoly moments yet. As though there wasn’t enough random going to jail, now the bank can go broke in a SINGLE MOVE if you really want it to! 😂
In theory, don't you start with 1,500 in the West, since is regular Monopoly? Even tho, 32,000$ or 48,000$, doesn't change anything
@@thetimelordvictorious10 In Communopoly you start with $1000 because you’re not allowed to go over $1000. (In the West you don’t get jailed for having over $1000 but I believe the $1000 start still applies) Essentially just makes the game a little more challenging in the East because you have less room before bankruptcy and also very little room to get money before going to jail for being over $1000. Albeit starting with the normal amount would make it even worse for poor Blair…
@@aceofspadesattorney The theory was about the West part, i get the idea of starting with 1,000₽ in the East side (Communopoly properly said), and not getting more than that, but West side is “regular" Monopoly (accounting the special rules for inflation), so, I thought, if you spawn on the Western side, you get your regular 1,500₽ instead
Capitalism works
Dom has truly outdone himself , this was one of the most crazy , satire filled/fueled, crazily accurate communopoly they have done ! Amazing !
What got me was that he only played rock against Sullivan, was it intentionally I don't know and that Rosie was doing everything to help Sullivan out and it always backfired on her
'Game Title, But Communist!' should be part of the House Rules series
‘Game of Life, But Communist’-
Your home and job are assigned by the state. All jobs earn the same wages. Instead of losing your job you go to the Gulag, miss several turns, and emerge further up the board
@@scottishjedi1522 +1 for Commie Game of Life
I love how Sullivan looks like he's going mad with his hair. It's very fitting considering he's putting himself through this for a third time.
Love how rosie got saved from the tomato at the literal last second by the iron curtain
perfect sequence of events:
- she gets stuck with a guaranteed death tomato of a RR
- she fumbles the tomato hand off to sully but then immediately
- expertly hands it back to Stalin
- who, coincidently, responds to being pranked by dropping the fucking Iron Curtain
- that just happens to necessitate a RR spot serve as a permanent border crossing
- thereby saving Rosie and Stalin from the tomato
brilliant
Sullivan is like a old soilder with bad PTSD been dragged back into a world who he thought he had left!
I love how Sullivan is a grizzled veteran of this game now 😂 adds such a great element to this.
And appropriately his original opponent has been disappeared.
@@dirt007 🫡😂
@@dirt007 what do you mean? he never had one? That's just a rumour created by those capitalist pigs lol
More like disheveled veteran lol
Here's an idea that can be collectively owned. Take two boards, make one a Communopoly board, and the other a Monopoly board. Cut the Free Parking space out of the Monopoly Board. Line up the two boards into a sort of figure 8, with Free Parking as the Iron Curtain.
Alternatively, for a larger game, play with two boards on two tables with two different starting groups. Players who land on Free Parking roll a die. On a 1 or a 6, they take their money and go to the other table. If they leave Communopoly, the State confiscates their assets. If they leave Monopoly, the other players bid at auction for the right to manage a trust that holds into their assets until they return.
I absolutely love the instant personality switch between Stalin and the entrepreneur
So do I. But I think you missed a crucial part of the bit. He switched from Uncle Joe Stalin to Uncle Joe McCarthy in the west. Joseph McCarthy was a senator who witch-hunted anyone who could be seen as a communist spy, which he made an endless number of unsubstantiated claims about. He was an equally ruthless, diabolical man to Stalin's cronies with intelligence experience from his time in WWII, and blackmailed his political enemies in and out of congress resulting in widespread blacklisting of innocent people.
I love how Sully's getting more disheveled as Communopoly progresses. As if he's just trying to be the good little party member that he is
Sullivan should have deducted his score from Jon and create a circular error
The way I believe it would work is Sully subtracts 800 from Jon, Jon gains 400 as a babushka, then Sully's score would become 100.
Man, unless they clear up the order of operations, who knows how it would have happened.
I think if Sully nominated Jon, it would have been 100 - 800, giving Jon -700 and Sully 700. But Jon's Babushka rules means Sully's score should be 100 (money in hand value), and Jon's score would be half of 700, 450. I think Jon wins by virtue of being poor and overriding any score and taking theirs instead. Only way it could've worked is if Sully had less than 200 Rub at the end of the game, giving Jon less than 100 in turn.
Jon's replacement effect would happen last, since it overrides any score Sully would have had, replacing it with 100. Jon's is trickier. Personally, I would rule that he gets the +400 from stealing half of Sully's original score, but still have the -800 penalty imposed by Sully's win condition, for a total of -400.
Final scores: Sully in first with 100, Jon in last with -400, and the other two in the middle with 0.
The west has fallen, half the board is a radioactive wasteland, sure let's break the universe while we are at it and divide by zero.
This was my question. Also @Kjalhasson, half of 700 is 350.
Sully looks like he’s just paid three straight games of clock tower, each time he’s seen the demon token and he’s still not sure if he was ever the lunatic
Started doodling while watching this, and I am now certain I will end up in hell. Even in drawing, Piglet should never have been made to say "Don't send me to the Gulag, Papa Stalin."
The fact that sullivan being the double veteran ended up on the communism side still is insane lmao
I halfway expected him to ask about it and be told "whatever side you were on was gonna be communist"
Communopoly is becoming its own series and i love it
Perfekt present for Christmas, less consumerism more Communopoly.
The piglets salute you comrade 🐖
Oink oink 🐷
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We're nothing but dirty Capitalist piglets for Daddy Stalin
would we call daddy Dom ''Domlin" or ''Stalinique"?
I see a clearly beaten down Sullivan back for round 3 and Jon showing up for his introduction to the greatest game in NRB history. This will be great
I never thought hearing Sullivan yell ”you keep your cursed train station” was a sentence I needed to hear for my life to be complete but now my life is complete
I like the way Dom was changing his outfits/characters after the Iron Curtain appearance
Honestly so upsetting that after 3 episodes, Sullivan DID get the most points, but still didn’t win 😂 😭
He won the first game
He just needed to pick Jon… so close, yet so far. Lol
@@xa5150yep. Would gave him -800 and Sullivan 800 then Sullivan would gice him 800 for 100. Leaving Sullivan 100 and jon 0.
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That doesn't work. The point trade is triggered AFTER Sullivan is calculated, which means he gets the 400 (or 350 if the 800 deduct from the 100 prior, thus halving 700). That means all Sully would do is get forcefed the -700 and the other having "only" 350 points.
All you'd do is doom Sullivan to last place.
Well that's part of the Stalinist system, you should excel, but not so much that you get too noticed, otherwise you might not like your 'retirement'.
The Iron Curtain was such a nice twist, every episode just keeps getting better somehow
At this rate, I expect Sully to seem like he actually came from a gulag, emaciated and all, by the 4th game lol
8th game and they just have a skeleton with a Sully name tag on it.
@@alexkoder1982 😂😂
@alexkoder1982 20 games and there's a fossil with a nametag, 50 and there's just a bottle of motor oil.
Absolutely love the fact that the music changes dependent on the player’s turn! A subtle touch that adds to the insanity!
I love how this game gets more and more unhinged the more they play.
I am so excited for the inevitable Jon meltdown
We all know he's going to accuse everyone else if trying to sabotage him, including Dom.
@@tulipfalcon *ESPECIALLY Dom
Looks like you'll have to settle for Chernobyl's meltdown instead
Don’t worry. Blair spent the entire game melting down so you have plenty to feed on.
@@DeltaEntropy in fairness blairs entire personality on this channel is a perpetual meltdown with no signs of stopping lol
That was the best one yet! The Iron Wall was an amazing and hilarious addition. I also loved how Dom didn't fix the whole "utilities are half-price" thing from the last one! I can't wait to see what new twists the fourth rendition inevitably brings.
Somehow this is Dom bullying Sullivan without even trying. It’s actually impressive
I must admit, I doubted Comrade Stalin when he said there would be a third round of Communopoly. But this one freshened things back up. That middle section had the same sense of inexorable dread as the first game. Impressive!
Dom is a genius, this is simply the most chaotic, mad, yet appealing version of monopoly that I have even seen
The fact that the beginning of the game was all animal pieces made it a real animal farm
I was thinking of coming back to this later as the game wasnt getting as crazy as quickly, then Khrushchev's ultimatum came in and Dom entered his second phase
I love the iron curtain adaptation to the rules. That was a delightful addition to an already excellent game
I love how they just made their own side quests because winning is so hard, like how they wanted to stop chernobyl together or finally build the first communopoly hotel!
Stalin used to think of himself as a great practical joker. He would put tomatoes on people’s chairs and they would sit on them. Now many people very obviously noticed the tomato or noticed him putting it there. They just knew that if they spoiled the “joke” they would likely be killed.
He would sometimes release people from prison just to watch their families reaction when they came back and said he was just joking about setting them free. He would sometimes also do the opposite by sending some of his ministers off to be tortured and then later come in and let them go saying he was just fooling, they had done nothing wrong.
His extremely famous joke was also what lead to his death. He would often order his guards not to disturb him, and then he would purposely feign pain or other incidents and when they entered the room he would have the guards executed. He found this an absolutely hilarious joke.
Of course when he had a stroke his guards refused to go check on him all night long because they didn’t want to get killed.
khrushchev was one of the few advisors who perfectly navigated Stalin’s behavior. He dictated in-depth notes to his wife every night about every joke, topic discussed, prank, and every reaction to them so he could study and navigate Stalin’s moods and behaviors to always stay on the correct (Stalin’s) side in everything.
As Dom said: “What a funny guy!”
Oh wow
@@Lordvestage1313 keep in mind that Stalin killed of lists and lists of people weekly. Under his rule they believe Stalin and the NKVD (Secret Political Police) put to death around 1 million people via execution. About 2 million died after being sent to the gulag. About 3.3 million died due to forced resettlements about 1 million of those were considered "purposive" (a.k.a. examples, disobeying, scapegoats, etc). The remaining 2.3 million was just from pure neglect (no supplies, no sanitization, appointing factory workers to be doctors, etc). And then due to the government seizing and reallocating most farms about 6.5 million died from famine (a lot of people would be trying to eat everything from sawdust to shoe leather because they had so little).
If you expand the scope to include government policy, drought, military actions, etc you start getting around the 30 million dead or more. It's really hard to calculate such things.
i cant believe someone actually scored points this time, well done!
The Iron curtain. What a plot twist.
I'm never getting tired of this game. 😂
Rosie handing the station to Dom and the music cutting out was so funny 😂😂 38:45
i love that this has become a series all to itself "outside" of house rules
Sullivan just looks increasingly distraught with each of these.
As the episodes keep going, the game will get more and more complex until it is actually just managing a version of the real world during the Cold War
At that point, they will switch to Twilight Struggle
I’m absolutely delighted by how broken Sully looks before the game has even begun. And I can’t wait to see how long it takes before Jon joins him 😂😂
That switcheroo against Sullivan made my day. Well done NRB. Props to the two players who bought property. Truly one for the books.
Good lord this series can never stop because it's absolutely a riot! Love you lot!
Comunopoly is without doubt THE BEST of the House Rules. I wish you guys could licence and sell it. I'd buy a copy.
On another note, Sullivan is looking decidedly traumatised.
I love that Sully looks suitably disheveled and traumatised before even starting.
Ok so crazy thing, I had to look up the NKVD for Sully and Doms joke and ended up reading about Laventi Beria, who was executed today, Dec 23, in 1953.
Beria was quite a bastard
@Dudewithguns-ww7wc Indeed. Though reading about his trial and execution, the people getting rid of him weren't too much better. Looks like a situation where everyone involved were bastards.
This doesn't get old. The whole capitalist twist was amazing.
dom says this would be the worst communopoly but i think it's in the top 3
Best episode of Communopoly yet! I hope there is another soon!
Sully looks like he's been through the trenches 💀
Be careful or you might be going to Siberia
Watching this for a 3rd time was just to great. Rosie getting chernobyl 3 times was to funny. The wall was a great add-on. I say keep this series/game going
Real Communopoly has never been tried. It will work next time.
You win the internet
*_0.001% of Communopoly has been built. You, as the last true Commnopolist, must rebuild Communopoly!_*
@@Ixarus6713can’t wait for Kras Mazopoly
Ngl the addition of the Iron Curtain was a GENIUS idea!! It really gave back the flavour to the communopoly.