Papers Please: The Musical

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  • An original song by Random Encounters
    Welcome to Arstotzka! I hope you remembered your papers!
    iTunes ➤ itunes.apple.com/us/album/pap...
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    GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR!
    teespring.com/stores/random-e...
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  • @marmooz
    @marmooz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18155

    I can’t help but notice wanted poster in back, just want to reassure my friends here that that is not me. Glory!

    • @rickypedia999
      @rickypedia999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +938

      I'd like to imagine you and the people at the border (and the security officers) are on a first name basis by this point.

    • @zbeqju
      @zbeqju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +693

      MR POTATO MAN

    • @kayquinn9439
      @kayquinn9439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I doubt that

    • @ofurious587
      @ofurious587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      The last time i saw you was at camp with a sick gaming rig, i was the one with a laptop. Still have you as friends on steam.

    • @todaycuber9115
      @todaycuber9115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      this is like the third time i've seen you

  • @shaheenbekk
    @shaheenbekk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4530

    i like how every new protocol they're just describing the guy who works there

    • @conflictbrooks
      @conflictbrooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      That's why he's so concerned lol

    • @tgtdtmaa
      @tgtdtmaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      hes overweight, he has a beard, and hes probably from antegria

    • @Honeybee19109
      @Honeybee19109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@tgtdtmaa canonically, the inspector is from Arstokza

    • @lory742G
      @lory742G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@Honeybee19109 I thought he was from Nirsk, is that in Arstotzka?

    • @Honeybee19109
      @Honeybee19109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@lory742G Yeah, I think so

  • @redninja0078
    @redninja0078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3440

    Plot twist: The beard was not asking to get in, he was simply giving the gatekeeper a marshmallow for working so hard.

    • @vedrane0
      @vedrane0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Imagine spending money to get to Arstotzka to give a gatekeeper a marshmallow

    • @redninja0078
      @redninja0078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@vedrane0 The beard can somehow be in several fictional universes by some miracle, I’m pretty sure he could be there in a flash.

    • @tgtdtmaa
      @tgtdtmaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      i would definitely let the beard in if it gave me a marshmallow if i worked there

    • @fenriswolflp-verlierenmits5952
      @fenriswolflp-verlierenmits5952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Is that thing´s name really "the beard"? I always wondered what it is. It looks, sounds and acts like Cousin ITT from the Addams Family, so I always called it ITT.

    • @redninja0078
      @redninja0078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@fenriswolflp-verlierenmits5952 No, no, he has a point

  • @aidyplays1013
    @aidyplays1013 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    I find it incredibly hilarious how the Ezic Agent just passively aggressively leans on the booth table waiting for the inspector to finish talking about his midlife crisis.

    • @tangomango9993
      @tangomango9993 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah

    • @lucycox1833
      @lucycox1833 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fr lol 😂

    • @ivycarroll3781
      @ivycarroll3781 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Hey us revolutionaries are nothing if not patient with our oppressed siblings in arms

  • @Pokefan462
    @Pokefan462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4071

    Apparently harmless, but recently married woman: Nope, entry DENIED.
    Highly suspicious hooded figure that is vocal about bringing down the government:
    Lemme sing a bit, but yeah, APPROVED

    • @kingtreedede7303
      @kingtreedede7303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Xavier Gillmer they provided cash

    • @oceanman7176
      @oceanman7176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      King Treedede
      different person

    • @OK-yy6qz
      @OK-yy6qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      If you're going to Get thrown in Jail you might as well take the Government With you

    • @aropoppy
      @aropoppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      #RacismHappenThere

    • @Cookiethrowingmaster
      @Cookiethrowingmaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      realistically, he should be approving NOBODY. since everyone has incorrect stuff

  • @lilhoody3020
    @lilhoody3020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3851

    *"I've got some lives to take!"*
    Security Man: 'More concerned on giving back their passport'

  • @datmlggamingchanel4639
    @datmlggamingchanel4639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    “Every woman, child, and man from antegria is banned” is my personal favorite line it just sounds so good

    • @botskills9172
      @botskills9172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @thatonetanker1436
      @thatonetanker1436 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Agreed, for some reason it’s so casual yet imposing

    • @randunker
      @randunker ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In game it was impor that was banned

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@randunker "Deny any, rich and poor, if they're coming from Impor"

    • @user-ei6jt7fg6l
      @user-ei6jt7fg6l 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@NerdyCatCoffeeeeunless they have bribes

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5283

    Guard: **Refuses bride**
    Also Guard: **Accepts Terrorist member trying to overthrow the government**

    • @brendanswain939
      @brendanswain939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      It's the metagame

    • @sonoftheviper__4304
      @sonoftheviper__4304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I'm pretty sure she is lying.

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Of course he refuses a bride. He's got a wife, for goodness sake

    • @gradefprofessional
      @gradefprofessional 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Well, to be fair the Arstotzkan government was very corrupt and in Ending 19 of the game the terrorists end up making Arstotzka, or should I say New Arstotzka a better place.

    • @zotasalt8994
      @zotasalt8994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gradefprofessional I've never played and dislike terrorists but I'll have to side with team terrorists

  • @arthurs530
    @arthurs530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1946

    2:45 that explosion sound is one of those suicide bombers.
    “FOR KOLECHIA”

  • @kimberlymann8224
    @kimberlymann8224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3334

    "Papers please"
    *gives marshmallow*
    "That's it I quit"

    • @Ducks892
      @Ducks892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kimberly Mann, look at my posted comment...

    • @chasington5102
      @chasington5102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TenMcClock are you in the rebellion?

    • @TheCanary.
      @TheCanary. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kimberly Mann Lol

    • @amyallen1361
      @amyallen1361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “It’s sugar paper!”

    • @danielmclatchie2053
      @danielmclatchie2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “Ooh”
      (Translation; I promise this is my ID)

  • @Inky_88
    @Inky_88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    i really love how they did the ezic order member. his movements so Agressive and he bangs the table with that really Murderous vibe. its pretty accurate to someone who looks like that

    • @crab9744
      @crab9744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He's also seggsy 😤😤

    • @stanisawzokiewski3308
      @stanisawzokiewski3308 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@crab9744 are you one of those people who send love letters to serial killers in jail?

    • @orangelake2268
      @orangelake2268 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The agent is more collected, just doing his job and not doing anything more sporratic that can get him and the Order in trouble

    • @tovarishcheleonora8542
      @tovarishcheleonora8542 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@stanisawzokiewski3308 Are you seriously had to ask that unrelated question towards a commenter about a cosplay for a fictional in-game figure? lol

  • @inspector4051
    @inspector4051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    We heard that you were interacting with a weird group , we need to send you to jail.
    GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

  • @Joe2033
    @Joe2033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8877

    “Papers, please and we’ll get you on your way.”
    “Papers, please or you will not be allowed.”
    “Papers, please or I’ll have you thrown in jail.”
    He just gets more and more fed up with these people.

    • @eadweard2214
      @eadweard2214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I know right

    • @tarniabook3076
      @tarniabook3076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      Just like in the actual game!

    • @hiralpatel5402
      @hiralpatel5402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah

    • @arthurs530
      @arthurs530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      They are adding more rules and he’s getting tired of following them

    • @skeletastic309
      @skeletastic309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Pretty accurate. "Sorry sir, I've gotta pay for my son's medicine again. DETAINED." sums up the latter half of the game.

  • @smartboi3210
    @smartboi3210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1944

    - cause no trouble...
    - i'm a hooded figure, it's what I do!
    I LOVE IT!!!

    • @vvminako
      @vvminako 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Simonetta Talamonti *cause

    • @smartboi3210
      @smartboi3210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vvminako sorry

    • @mariuslarionesi9525
      @mariuslarionesi9525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

    • @struck5010
      @struck5010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      skz_jisungshine he said it spelled it the same way you spelled it 🤣

    • @uplameleys8034
      @uplameleys8034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@struck5010 no he edited it 😂😂🤣😂🤣

  • @aryashadeslayer13579
    @aryashadeslayer13579 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I like how they gave him a citation for approving the guy with an out of date state ID but didn't give a shit about the blatant bribery or treason lmao

    • @MiculBandit
      @MiculBandit หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Glory to Arstotzka! O7

  • @averytherealperson9106
    @averytherealperson9106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "I'm a hooded figure, it's what I do!"

    • @altoclef665
      @altoclef665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ya, that EZIC men is just a hooded figure

  • @kristijanjurkovic7771
    @kristijanjurkovic7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Papers, please.
    Where are you from?
    -Kolechia
    *DENIED*

    • @mosscreacher7860
      @mosscreacher7860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      D E T A I N E D

    • @OttoTheJebediah
      @OttoTheJebediah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean detained because that must be it.

    • @DeJay7
      @DeJay7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Papers, please.
      Where are you from?
      -Antegria
      *DENIED*
      Surely this could make 😈
      *gives 10 dollars*
      sure dude, I lose 5 if I make a mistake 😁

    • @georgeruiz9211
      @georgeruiz9211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is definitely a random search

    • @connorcyberlife6775
      @connorcyberlife6775 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      123DJ321
      No Antegria is Nazis so we save people from Antegria cause they are oppressed.
      Except they don’t have family or any other savior for incorrect document.

  • @mayorkoopbob
    @mayorkoopbob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1966

    0:15
    "Excuse me i need to get to Hogwarts"

    • @jewel5647
      @jewel5647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Right i was thinking that too XD

    • @imagoose
      @imagoose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wow

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jewel ME TO! I have a hufflepuff scarf that kinda looks like that one.

    • @kevinli1438
      @kevinli1438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@arandomuser9459 I think that's a Gryffindor scarf.
      But yes, they better get me to Hogwarts when I go there.

    • @samoanfun11
      @samoanfun11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hogwarts or......GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!

  • @InverseSky_42
    @InverseSky_42 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    This is how border security should be carried out in real life. Imagine how much more exciting airports and the like would be if you had to have a singing match with the guard to be allowed into the country.

    • @snaiper195
      @snaiper195 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Imagine being a guard and having to sing with hundreds of people every work day.

  • @a_balloon
    @a_balloon ปีที่แล้ว +236

    The most underrated musical. Change my mind

    • @Iamlurking504
      @Iamlurking504 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The guy took bribes. That is innacurate. Glory To Arstotzka.

    • @chrisk9963
      @chrisk9963 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i feel it is underrated, but the more underrated one is paper boy the musical, it is really good, go check it out

    • @doctorbright6946
      @doctorbright6946 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Iamlurking504 Hello doctor
      must i remember you to send class-ds to the 173's chamber to clean his fecals? i expect NOT...

    • @alexk9642
      @alexk9642 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean it has 15 million views

    • @Iamlurking504
      @Iamlurking504 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alexk9642 but 15 million is not half as much as deserved by a GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN production.

  • @FBIAGENT725
    @FBIAGENT725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    "I've got some lives to take!"
    *explosion in distance*

  • @karlmuller4764
    @karlmuller4764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3433

    Also love how the regulations are also against him
    1. You will tear up every Visa; From a person with a beard.
    2. Every Migrant overweight; You must now interrogate

    • @oneillegalboi8547
      @oneillegalboi8547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      What if he’s from antegria

    • @dpsgeo542
      @dpsgeo542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      One illegal Boi Yeah, he is

    • @oneillegalboi8547
      @oneillegalboi8547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      7AndInwards Gaming then Karl should add it

    • @karlmuller4764
      @karlmuller4764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@dpsgeo542 How do we know this?
      The main person in the game is from Arstotzka

    • @dimakul2765
      @dimakul2765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Karl Müller true

  • @Nicktendoxtxl
    @Nicktendoxtxl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    “Cause no trouble.”
    “I’m a hooded figure, it’s what I do.”

  • @raibarufumetsu9410
    @raibarufumetsu9410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1780

    I find it funny how the border control guy sounds gradually more threatening as he speaks to each person
    “Papers Please and we’ll get you on your way”
    “Papers Please or you will not be allowed”
    *”Papers Please or I’ll have you thrown in jail!”*

    • @TheBeaniestBean8675
      @TheBeaniestBean8675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Next it’ll be…
      *PAPERS PLEASE OR I’LL HAVE A HITMAN HIRED!!!*

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      *p a p e r s p l e a s e b e f o r e y o u b e c o m e t h e p a p e r s*

    • @TheBeaniestBean8675
      @TheBeaniestBean8675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thewanderinggamer1369 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Buddy…you made my entire day!!! THANKS!

    • @Justanotherpersonontheinternet
      @Justanotherpersonontheinternet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Papers please or I will stuff you in Elisa’s locket.*

    • @shamrockgamer401
      @shamrockgamer401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Papers please or your going to the gulag lol

  • @ashlavakat1890
    @ashlavakat1890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    "cause no troube"
    "ima hooded figure...its what i do"
    :D

  • @raibarufumetsu9410
    @raibarufumetsu9410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7213

    He literally approved only two passports
    That seems extremely accurate when you get late into the game

    • @cringeboi498
      @cringeboi498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      no one like its at 69

    • @tamozsenpai7896
      @tamozsenpai7896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Costova big problem, funny man, But big problem

    • @erinharris7724
      @erinharris7724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      3....

    • @oofree4013
      @oofree4013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      For me it was more acceptance, maybe if you detain everyone it sends them a message to get your shit together or you’re arrested.

    • @dominuspraefectus
      @dominuspraefectus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Christyan Carroll ezic?

  • @thorgidogofthunder
    @thorgidogofthunder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    he denies the bride instead of fingerprinting her to save time, only one person came in with legit paperwork, jorji is a wanted criminal, and he threatens to detain an entrant literally the moment they step into the booth. perfection.
    also, the first guy doesn't present his id supplement until he's interrogated, and then the discrepancy is found on that particular document. kudos if that's intentional. nice attention to detail.

  • @arinomacaroni6316
    @arinomacaroni6316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    "Papers, please, or I will have you thrown in jail" That part got me😂😂😂

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Arstoska so great, no needing passport...only marshmallow!

    • @MysticMae21
      @MysticMae21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gandhi the Terrible why did I just read this in a Russian accent? Lol :)

    • @williamho3032
      @williamho3032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gandhi the Terrible whaaat

    • @nicolalowrie5822
      @nicolalowrie5822 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GLORY TO ARTOSKA

    • @BagofBonesJAW
      @BagofBonesJAW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh hi jorji... go right ahead!

    • @fiercestpond4722
      @fiercestpond4722 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gandhi the Terrible marshmallow is now my favorite word to say in a bad russian accent.

  • @Neuwey331
    @Neuwey331 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    It is hilarious how Artstotzka is always given a Russian accent.

    • @officialneverfar
      @officialneverfar ปีที่แล้ว +4

      makes sense cuz they are Slavic

    • @mpmpm5203
      @mpmpm5203 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I always thought of Arstotzka in Moldova or around there.

    • @funveeable
      @funveeable 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Slavic people are like South and Central American people. A mishmash of numnuts that nobody can really distinguish apart and are interchangeable in everyway.

    • @Bentley12211
      @Bentley12211 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@mpmpm5203I've always thought of these countries being in like siberia

    • @hjuy4049
      @hjuy4049 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@officialneverfarit's based on East Germany

  • @monke7919
    @monke7919 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I like the detail that the main character gets concerned when it's mentioned that bearded people are banned because he's bearded

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      and overweight people, and people from antegria (it pans to his antegrian passport)

  • @msolec2000
    @msolec2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    2:42
    M.O.A. CITATION
    Protocol Violated.
    Visa not teared up.
    LAST WARNING - NO PENALTY

    • @aviowl8945
      @aviowl8945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      THE DANGERS OF BEARDS CANNOT BE UNDERSTATED.

    • @BentleyReed1313
      @BentleyReed1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @peckneck8601
      @peckneck8601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      M.O.A. CITATION
      Protocol Violated
      Invalid gender
      PENALTY - 5 CREDITS

  • @Infinite_Archive
    @Infinite_Archive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    I swear, every time I process someone, my heart rate raises, like, 35 BPM for 5 seconds because I'm anticipating a violation notification.

    • @BountyHunter-vi9wo
      @BountyHunter-vi9wo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I played I never checked that Issuing Cites...
      I ended the game with less then 20 citations. REEEEEEEE

    • @BountyHunter-vi9wo
      @BountyHunter-vi9wo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *The

    • @justm4x979
      @justm4x979 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheCameronMaster Jeah i know that

    • @zbeqju
      @zbeqju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of the most relatable thungs I have ever heard

    • @YuriYoshiosan
      @YuriYoshiosan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. I also do that.

  • @soundofnellody262
    @soundofnellody262 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    lol, I know I am late to the party. But I played "Papers please" just recently and found this video.. Bravo.. really wonderful. You guys made my day. 😂 Glory to Arstotzka

  • @user-zz9ux2xy1b
    @user-zz9ux2xy1b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    書類とか通達の再現がすごい
    ぜひ日本でも評価されてほしい作品だと思う

  • @mochimorina7042
    @mochimorina7042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    It gets progressively more threatening:
    1. Papers please and we'll have you on your way.
    2. Papers please or you will not be allowed.
    3. Papers please or I'll have you thrown in jail.

    • @AbnormalVillager
      @AbnormalVillager 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Personally, I think it reflects the player’s personality through their first play through. Nice and lenient at first, strict and accepting bribes by the end. Genius I say.

    • @mochimorina7042
      @mochimorina7042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      VideoGamer 72 Very true.

    • @GmrGy611
      @GmrGy611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Didn't even think about putting it that way.

    • @mochimorina7042
      @mochimorina7042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BLEACH IS YUMMY Best reply I’ve seen in a while

    • @projects7802
      @projects7802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When Donald Trump resets the immigrating rules

  • @MikeyG17
    @MikeyG17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    To the people freaking out over the "*missing*" Potato Man, he's in there. If you look closely at the bulletin board, there is a paper with his picture on it.

    • @sethnewport1187
      @sethnewport1187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Papyrus?

    • @MikeyG17
      @MikeyG17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes?@@sethnewport1187

    • @user-uo8ny1kj4c
      @user-uo8ny1kj4c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MikeyG17 im a S.S Skull

    • @user-vs6lc8ek2s
      @user-vs6lc8ek2s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MikeyG17 йду

    • @popefrancis3571
      @popefrancis3571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Michael Gardner who the hell is the potato man? Are you talking about Jorji costova?

  • @NavyTerraTalks
    @NavyTerraTalks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1:38 signed upside-down?!?!? what country does that?
    arstotzka: us...
    me: *sigh*

    • @NavyTerraTalks
      @NavyTerraTalks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and why does the government does NOT care about the border security such as:
      wall thickness and non-explosive material???

    • @NavyTerraTalks
      @NavyTerraTalks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hmmm 3:30 does not have the intro on the musical...

    • @dereklee796
      @dereklee796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uh

  • @QuintonKettleburgh
    @QuintonKettleburgh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:03 Me after a long day of work and just wanting to go home when someone reminds me i've got a meeting in ten minutes

  • @lukevankleef4245
    @lukevankleef4245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    ''Its true my covert goal's to overthrow the whole regime!'' he yells in an public area in front of a security camera.

  • @dudebro6902
    @dudebro6902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2686

    “ARSTOTZKA greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls.” Jacksepticeye

  • @King_ronald-gt1ct
    @King_ronald-gt1ct 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Imagine they do a "this is not my neighbor" music video and its the complete same as this

  • @LuckyBird551
    @LuckyBird551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:10 Should have asked for fingerprints...

  • @corpseisliving
    @corpseisliving 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? [Shows Potato Man]
    Jack:Nope Totally haven’t seen this dude like fifty times in my play through.

  • @nullgen
    @nullgen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    My favorite line is: " *oh, I got that changed. I've since been rearranged.* "

    • @BrickyRiver0712
      @BrickyRiver0712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Mine is " my occupation or my kids and wife. My aspirations or my worthless life."

    • @BrickyRiver0712
      @BrickyRiver0712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Or "My husbands awaiting consumating . Your entry is denied."

    • @sonavirain571
      @sonavirain571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If your no male, this body scan sure looks a little strange...

    • @kalkk5567
      @kalkk5567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Surely this could make...
      It all a small mistake?

    • @halcrow123thehybrid2
      @halcrow123thehybrid2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mine is : “ I’ve Got Some Lives To Take!”

  • @antsjp6230
    @antsjp6230 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I remember when I watched this when it aired. Have never played it before and I am not planning to purchase, but just the music slaps more than how much slapping Arstozka is doing to Kolechia.

  • @MrToastersBluey
    @MrToastersBluey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Happy 6th anniversary to this masterpiece! Time sure flies…

  • @phantomgirldraws5946
    @phantomgirldraws5946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    “If you’re no male this body scan sure looks a little strange” I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂

    • @Mario-mz2bj
      @Mario-mz2bj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes, because he didn't turned off nudity.

    • @phantomgirldraws5946
      @phantomgirldraws5946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      HoboHuman Yes, I understood that why I was laughing so hard 😂

  • @fhpurcell7713
    @fhpurcell7713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    “Everyone who’s overweight you must now interrogate” how it really feels playing this game lol

  • @Sheriffoos
    @Sheriffoos ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Уже прошло 5 лет,но не могу перестать наслаждаться этим мюзиклом,как видно изменения в речи,отсылающие к моментам в игре и ужесточении правил, это прекрасно.

  • @rhumrunners7
    @rhumrunners7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This captures the game so well.

  • @midnightrose5499
    @midnightrose5499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    most of the comments are saying that someone should have been in it or you should make certain musicals. its so annoying can't people just be happy with this. I mean this is amazing. I love how the order is in it. well done RE

    • @romeocelestial
      @romeocelestial 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Midnight Rose Yes I've listening like 5 times!

    • @mastercriminalcheeseface3435
      @mastercriminalcheeseface3435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed. It would be nice if people could be satisfied with what they have.

    • @gamergal9000
      @gamergal9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’ll be honest, I’m one of those people that would’ve loved if a certain person was in this musical but I still love this musical and RE’s general content as a whole

    • @pickopeko2838
      @pickopeko2838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't worry RE, I know how tough it is going through rough criticism like that; if you ever read this comment.

    • @Kira-jz5cz
      @Kira-jz5cz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FangirlyShipper it wasn't criticism excellent suggestions and I wanted some of those suggestions too but I think it's certainly fine without them

  • @foogyfoober
    @foogyfoober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    PERSON: I’ve got some lives to take!
    Security Guard: More concerned to give his passport

    • @scpfoundation8597
      @scpfoundation8597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TymeFlys@ Inspector.

    • @foogyfoober
      @foogyfoober 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      East Germany thanks

    • @slovniklingea185
      @slovniklingea185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it his or her passport? 😂

    • @mathildaandersson1341
      @mathildaandersson1341 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      2:10 Also why dose the guy dress as a woman when he has a valid visa/passport saying he is a male.

    • @foogyfoober
      @foogyfoober ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mathildaandersson1341 sorry for late response, but it's to symbolize one of the bribers, which you see in the real game quite a bit. although it's not that smart to pretend to be a woman when your passport is fine, it's just how they do that. or they could be a criminal trying to evade detection somehow

  • @Iraqee3
    @Iraqee3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am from Iraq and I thank this channel because because of it I started learning English, especially since I am studying physics and I am in great need of learning the English language.❤

  • @calebgresch9604
    @calebgresch9604 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love how there's a wanted poster of Jorji in the back.

  • @flyingwiener8646
    @flyingwiener8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "Please don't deny me"
    Toby Maguire: "I'm missing the point where is that my problem

    • @bonk3213
      @bonk3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When did someone say that

    • @MochaSugar50658
      @MochaSugar50658 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please I have not lied…

    • @Dan_K_Meme
      @Dan_K_Meme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “I missed the part where that’s my problem”*

  • @cj_sings
    @cj_sings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    “Nope... I quit.”
    And that’s where I laughed.

  • @OutrightRegent4
    @OutrightRegent4 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    A lot of people have noticed that the new decrees are singling out the inspector. What I haven't seen pointed out is that he is hiding an antegrian passport, which the decree also bans from entering

    • @AugOOOse
      @AugOOOse 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY! AT LEAST SOMEONE REALIZED IT

    • @Samthebritishgent
      @Samthebritishgent 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Where is this?

    • @OutrightRegent4
      @OutrightRegent4 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Samthebritishgent as soon as the lyrics say everyone woman, child, and man from antregria is banned. The camera pulls back to a green passport

    • @Samthebritishgent
      @Samthebritishgent 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@OutrightRegent4 ah thanks

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      yeah, its a neat detail since it doesnt actually say antegria on it, so you'd have to have good knowledge on the game to catch that

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3004

    Glory to Arstotzka

    • @vo0ka_
      @vo0ka_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't like :v

    • @duftx
      @duftx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Eduardo Cerezo Noguera INJAIL!!!

    • @thebestcdub3041
      @thebestcdub3041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To the gulags with you!

    • @mobileaim6405
      @mobileaim6405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Glory to EZIC capitalist arstotzka

    • @neko-san613
      @neko-san613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Glory to the new arstotzka!

  • @kelplord899
    @kelplord899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    Papers please.
    *hands over marshmellow*
    nope. i quit.

    • @Redvictory612
      @Redvictory612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JoeyVTM_Y finally someone who noticed it

    • @sugarmochi9251
      @sugarmochi9251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Its not marshmellow, its drugs
      I think

    • @not_legerity2084
      @not_legerity2084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think it’s toilet paper

    • @apollo7250
      @apollo7250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe it's his papers that is disguised as a marshmello!

    • @noahjohnson8968
      @noahjohnson8968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Papers plz: hands over marshmallows : I have the crackers and chocolate have fun

  • @filmzakub007
    @filmzakub007 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6 years and it's still a masterpiece!!
    also i love your Thai translation too! :>

  • @quiteaconfusedindividual
    @quiteaconfusedindividual 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Nobody ever asked for The Beard to randomly show up with an oversized marshmallow, but I loved every darn second of it.

  • @danksanchez4324
    @danksanchez4324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    In glory greatest papers check you

    • @SparkleCakezz
      @SparkleCakezz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @nokknokkfbi
      @nokknokkfbi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Do you mean glory greatest country Arstotzka papers check you

    • @thevolitile
      @thevolitile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true or do the papers work there and you check yourself

    • @MoontheWolfYT
      @MoontheWolfYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      да, glory to mother Russia!

    • @razeguy9639
      @razeguy9639 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rick?

  • @Mystero150
    @Mystero150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    0:31 He says "How long do you _plan_ to stay" when the lyrics say "want"
    It's little, it doesn't really matter

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MysteryDonut It also says "corrup", instead of corrupt, later on with the hooded figure.

    • @pickopeko2838
      @pickopeko2838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well i bet it was a bit of a rush though trying to get this out

    • @nikostark9877
      @nikostark9877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And corrupt is misspelled

  • @BIGFAN.LRK.
    @BIGFAN.LRK. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't stop watching this every time I don't really feel like doing anything I'm just watching for some reason and I can't stop singing along to it.

  • @ImHikeTheClown
    @ImHikeTheClown 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I found this song again after a long, long time and I love it. I love the choir part, the voices of the Arstotzka leaders are great

  • @miammiam1981
    @miammiam1981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    *GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA, GREATEST COUNTRY!!!!!!*

  • @karlmuller4764
    @karlmuller4764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4020

    I love how he gets more annoyed with every person coming in.
    1. Papers, please, and we'll get you on your way
    2. Papers, please, or you will not be allowed
    3. Papers, please, or I'll have you thrown in Jail
    Hey, many thanks for nearly 3500 likes!

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Well that escalated quickly...

    • @kekskruemel5235
      @kekskruemel5235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PerfectAlibi1 yep

    • @user-if1rc5si8r
      @user-if1rc5si8r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      4. Papers, please, or you'll die.

    • @adventureprime.
      @adventureprime. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sorry but your state ID is not valid, just a few questions to ask ya. BECAUSE I WILL PUT YOU IN JAIL

    • @user-if1rc5si8r
      @user-if1rc5si8r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Tortle_owo 6. Papers, please, or you will play Roblox and Fortnite 12 hours per day.

  • @cringewars0162
    @cringewars0162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Soviet Union: ❌
    Nazi Germany: ❌
    Arstotzka: ✅

  • @idontreallyknow3829
    @idontreallyknow3829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The fact that he said "or my worthless life at the end" made me laught

  • @buttonmash4812
    @buttonmash4812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    2:53
    "Warning, spaghetti may cause cancer."
    *drops fork*
    *slowly backs away from bowl*

    • @crwfishh
      @crwfishh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *Starts scarfing down all the spaghetti*

    • @currently7886
      @currently7886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      >Spaghetti in a bowl
      *ABSOLUTELY* *BARBARIC*

    • @tuesdaytue
      @tuesdaytue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *goes into kitchen*
      *takes spaghetti*
      *throws them into a pot*
      *throws a bottle of water in the pot*
      *eats dry, uncooked spaghetti with a bottle of water*
      Hmmmmmm.....

    • @adithharish5972
      @adithharish5972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We must destroy Italy!

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cancer isn't a death sentence these days.
      There have been many people successfully treated. ^^

  • @mustardtm2391
    @mustardtm2391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1929

    98k Arstotzkans liked
    Edit:
    2.4k Antegrians and Kolechians disliked

  • @edwardbetterman2041
    @edwardbetterman2041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:01

  • @mrfobius7742
    @mrfobius7742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Glory tooooooo...Arstotzka!

  • @Mostly_Roblox
    @Mostly_Roblox ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A great musical for a great game, such a great game that I 100% completed it

  • @cvetintodorovic8895
    @cvetintodorovic8895 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I normally hate musicals but this one managed to get me hooked!
    Great work🎉

  • @adamations3151
    @adamations3151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8269

    Excuse me................WHERE IS POTATO MAN!!!

    • @The_Fabricator
      @The_Fabricator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      selling t-shirts in arstotska. also a wanted man

    • @bellaboo666
      @bellaboo666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Adamations yus

    • @dbjr868
      @dbjr868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      i think the guy with the wig

    • @voidmedia7120
      @voidmedia7120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Adamations here look. 0:57

    • @AliceWOT
      @AliceWOT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Adamations jorji!!!!!!!!

  • @redlightningguy912
    @redlightningguy912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3262

    *Wanna hear a joke?*
    *Kolechians*

    • @mrschizo2837
      @mrschizo2837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      [Laughs gloriously in Arstotzkan]

    • @edge931
      @edge931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      [ Laugh in Arstotzkan ]

    • @fbi6522
      @fbi6522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HAAAH XD

    • @peekayhaha
      @peekayhaha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this is actually funny

    • @poopsack2179
      @poopsack2179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Racism

  • @alexyoon-sungcucina7895
    @alexyoon-sungcucina7895 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's a testament to the game and the world it made that this comedic musical parody AND the official short film, which is incredibly dark and tragic, can somehow both seem the perfect representation of it.

  • @sonofpears4691
    @sonofpears4691 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love 1:54 as he first realises that under his own rules he wouldn’t be allowed into the country

  • @etoillenoir6169
    @etoillenoir6169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "It's true, my covert goal is to overthrow the whole regime!"
    X3
    Not very covert now, now is it?

  • @Deeeeeeee33333
    @Deeeeeeee33333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    * inhales *
    (In Jacksepticeye's voice)
    *GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!*

    • @gregoryholder2423
      @gregoryholder2423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      DETAINED !!!!!

    • @nagging_nagrom7571
      @nagging_nagrom7571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!! GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD!!

    • @Snapfuba
      @Snapfuba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "GET THE FACK OUT OF MY LIFE!"

    • @slikdev
      @slikdev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      GLORY GREATEST!!

    • @crescentmp3
      @crescentmp3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This game just reminds me of my bigger cousin-

  • @eye22226
    @eye22226 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the bestest musical I’ve ever seen! Thank you!

  • @Dr.Dumbshit
    @Dr.Dumbshit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The song: you will tear up every visa from a person with a beard
    The next person: HAS A BEARD
    Worker guy: doesn’t tear up the visa
    The beard: LITTERY NAMED AFTER THERE BEARD
    Worker guy: Doesn’t tear up the marshmallow

    • @Random_HumanEXE
      @Random_HumanEXE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The next person didn’t have a visa, they had a entry permit

    • @Random_HumanEXE
      @Random_HumanEXE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And nether did the beard

  • @Mrfunniguy4
    @Mrfunniguy4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    POTATO MAN IN THE WANTED POSTER AT 0:35 YEAAAAA

    • @eliahlatham
      @eliahlatham 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh good at first I didn't even think he was referenced(discluding teaser)

    • @youtubegameraddict5016
      @youtubegameraddict5016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Potato Bro :D

    • @Mrfunniguy4
      @Mrfunniguy4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i love all of the little details they add like how in the game the alias thing with the passports and visas and they also hide their patrion supporters in the video like the big book he looks and the wifi password at 3:27

    • @youtubeshark4yts461
      @youtubeshark4yts461 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Billy Bob oh I see it

    • @kail7184
      @kail7184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh God again?

  • @vortexventamy
    @vortexventamy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I wish he stamped the marshmallow...

    • @sakeesalee3934
      @sakeesalee3934 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      VortexVentamy
      Hehehe
      Exactly my thoughts

    • @nathanielmosley3199
      @nathanielmosley3199 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not a marshmallow

    • @sakeesalee3934
      @sakeesalee3934 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RageEngage Real
      If it's not a marshmallow then what is it?

    • @nathanielmosley3199
      @nathanielmosley3199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sakee Salee. Its a block of cocaine

    • @vortexventamy
      @vortexventamy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg thats amazing XD

  • @edgewastaken2432
    @edgewastaken2432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is what introduced me to random encounters and im so glad for it

  • @zegpath81
    @zegpath81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Greetings, inspector,
    This musical is truly amazing, and you have been rewarded for your efforts. A class 5 apartment will be provided to you free of charge when you are ready. Glory to Arstotska
    -Ministry of Media & Propoganda

  • @jorjicostava9987
    @jorjicostava9987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

  • @Roamingfirebat
    @Roamingfirebat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Security : Case no trouble
    Hooded man : I'm a hooded figure it's what I do :)
    😁😂😂😂😂
    Kept me laughing for a while LoL

    • @Soze-zw1uy
      @Soze-zw1uy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Checkpoint inspector* cause* ezic*

    • @FireMarshalStar
      @FireMarshalStar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME

    • @mylifeiscool5726
      @mylifeiscool5726 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where can i get that outfit he has if someone knows

  • @falongor6836
    @falongor6836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best! I am amazed by this musical! Glory to Arstotske! Glory to you!

  • @layzpotato
    @layzpotato 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i heard this so long ago but forgot about it

  • @xxfire_kittyxx7743
    @xxfire_kittyxx7743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Peter:papers please
    Beard:*shows marshmallow*
    Peter:nope I quit
    Me:... XD

    • @2stupidgamers877
      @2stupidgamers877 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      xXFire_KittyXx I read this right as the part was playing

    • @thearstotzkan6390
      @thearstotzkan6390 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Think That "Marshmallow" Is A Crack Rock

    • @asbestosfish_
      @asbestosfish_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      WinteryWolf343
      No, it's a vacuum-puffed scout marshmallow.

    • @ImGlassy
      @ImGlassy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha XD lol xd xD Xd lol funny meme XDDDDD XXXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDD cx

  • @naks7hotmailcom
    @naks7hotmailcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    3:55 I love how this random figure appears and he seems fine until he puts a marshmallow on the desk

    • @windex780
      @windex780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SEEMS FINE. Dood he has a natural balaclava

    • @epikitee2186
      @epikitee2186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That "random figure" shows up in pretty much every one of Random Encounters' music videos. Sometimes it's just a little cameo, sometimes he plays an integral role in the story. He generally means no harm.

  • @aba5026
    @aba5026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Glory to Arstotzka!

  • @MVonel-ib6ix
    @MVonel-ib6ix ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Glory to Arstotzka, inspector.

  • @saturn2724
    @saturn2724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Dang this could be a series.

  • @seeriously001
    @seeriously001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Papers please.
    *gives marshmallow*
    *looks in confusion*
    Nope, I quit.

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me: *_laughs in fatass_*

    • @lory742G
      @lory742G 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's toilet paper. Also a sick joke because he said papers please

    • @guy11568
      @guy11568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lory742G its clearly a marshmallow

    • @lory742G
      @lory742G 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guy11568 isn't it too big?

    • @guy11568
      @guy11568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lory742G no they're big marshmallows plus look at the dust it leaves behind

  • @shadowmaster5689
    @shadowmaster5689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s funny how I accidentally found this channel from this video and have loved it ever since!

  • @athos401
    @athos401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That “Nope, I quit” killed me 🤣🤣🤣