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  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4930

    That guy behind the desk has the acting skills on point.

    • @napsbrickrailways2290
      @napsbrickrailways2290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I know right

    • @yosephbailey8114
      @yosephbailey8114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      OneBiasedOpinion Andy is amazing

    • @johnatandelacuso4174
      @johnatandelacuso4174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      He's got a lot of charisma and his timing is really good.

    • @bradypostma5167
      @bradypostma5167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Isn't he an actual actor? Like,for a living and outside of the LRR world of Internet fame?

    • @MSUHitman
      @MSUHitman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Brady Postma Yes he is.

  • @Dogfighter979
    @Dogfighter979 9 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    "Teachers not needed, children cannot learn..."
    "W-what? Why?"
    "None of them can read..."
    From this setting. I see truthful symbolism.

  • @dylanwight5764
    @dylanwight5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    "23rd is best I can do"
    I've never heard people haggle of the days of months before, but there we have it

    • @BallsTickler69420
      @BallsTickler69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      this is 2021 due to quarantine the days become the same that we forget what day or month is it

    • @carmi7042
      @carmi7042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BallsTickler69420 This video was actually made 8 years ago

    • @RamdomView
      @RamdomView ปีที่แล้ว

      Well the inspector is supposed to be crazy.

  • @pavelboss4260
    @pavelboss4260 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7373

    Glory to Arstotzka!

    • @Tj7223
      @Tj7223 8 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Jorji...

    • @gangsterspongebob7837
      @gangsterspongebob7837 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      oh nu

    • @TPCunha896
      @TPCunha896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      hello mister potato man try not to make fake tickets

    • @pavelboss4260
      @pavelboss4260 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ***** =)

    • @bijeY2K
      @bijeY2K 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jorji, stop visiting me man

  • @justsomeguyontheinternet3822
    @justsomeguyontheinternet3822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2354

    Inspector: *Fails everything*
    Arstotska: *No citations*
    Me: *Wait thats illegal.*

    • @amalgamationprime3168
      @amalgamationprime3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, go ahead. r/whooosh me.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@amalgamationprime3168
      No.

    • @Gigan007
      @Gigan007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahadur Rahman Alif r/wooooooosh

    • @babydriver6473
      @babydriver6473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You watch beastars you become a *furry*

    • @S-Asker
      @S-Asker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@babydriver6473 just thought the Same^^

  • @calvinjenkins6900
    @calvinjenkins6900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    “Congratulations!”
    “I get in?”
    “Of course not.”
    F U C K I N G O B L I T E R A T E D

    • @thekurtmanyea
      @thekurtmanyea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      no

    • @dislike2092
      @dislike2092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      #SEFL DESTRUCTION
      DESTRUCTION 101

    • @petrmatko6628
      @petrmatko6628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thekurtmanyea yes

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Congratulations!”
      “I get in?”
      “Of course not. Don't forget your complementary kick from behind on your way out”

  • @retronymph
    @retronymph 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2091

    FUN FACT: In early beta stages of the game you could sell searched people's nude photos for money. It was removed to make the confiscation system more serious to add tension to the late game.

    • @imdrinke101
      @imdrinke101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I need a legal source of this information from Dukope, otherwise it's a fake one.

    • @imdrinke101
      @imdrinke101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Just was curious about his comments on it. Thanks for revealing such valuable information :3

    • @retronymph
      @retronymph 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, there's also some more pretty interesting stuff on the Papers, Please wiki on the page 'Game Development'

    • @alexroederer
      @alexroederer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That is an extremely funny coincidence! I had no idea.

    • @imdrinke101
      @imdrinke101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Time to escape to Cobrastan.

  • @mitchcyclops2198
    @mitchcyclops2198 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2309

    teachers not needed children cannot learn

    • @ahmedmir7823
      @ahmedmir7823 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Public school system in America

    • @hamizannaruto
      @hamizannaruto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Michael Courtney i would love that in my country XD

    • @gateboy9
      @gateboy9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ahmed Mir noobit

    • @Zguy09
      @Zguy09 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Michael Courtney None of them can read

    • @billcipher949
      @billcipher949 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MITCHCYCLOPS but why
      "can not read"

  • @yanivrubin4166
    @yanivrubin4166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    "Clearly you have work"
    "I'm volenteer"
    "You don't get paid?"
    "Paid volenteer"

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That sounds like work to me...

    • @johnfalcon1822
      @johnfalcon1822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Barely qualifies for expenses. It's terrible. And no dental"

    • @gacharampa3861
      @gacharampa3861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You have work visa?

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gacharampa3861
      Here you go.

    • @gacharampa3861
      @gacharampa3861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Work visa says you want to be teacher...

  • @SGittarius
    @SGittarius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2988

    "children cannot learn"
    "why??"
    "they can't read"

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Why can't they read?
      They Can't Learn.

    • @diamondbrony8550
      @diamondbrony8550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That's what teacher for

    • @averagehuman522
      @averagehuman522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@diamondbrony8550
      T h e y c a n ' t r e a d
      T h e y c a n ' t l e a r n
      D o n ' t q u e s t i o n i t

    • @diamondbrony8550
      @diamondbrony8550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@averagehuman522 Freedom among children

    • @shedandcabbage
      @shedandcabbage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CatholicWeeb greatest name

  • @foxyplushkrazyfox9994
    @foxyplushkrazyfox9994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3017

    He literally just denied everyone

    • @cookiecracker2
      @cookiecracker2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Krazyfox999 /Foxy Plush safest thing to do.

    • @basicallyme8205
      @basicallyme8205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      What about the silhouette in the beggining before we see inside the checkpoint

    • @IceStarBlue
      @IceStarBlue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He only approved one at the start

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MOA citations just piling up

    • @red_dulge
      @red_dulge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      420th like.

  • @seensatan1543
    @seensatan1543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    He denied everyone, but found a reason to not get a citation.
    WHAT A LEGEND

    • @hambobanjo
      @hambobanjo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He no get citation anyway, it is paid volunteering,

    • @stevengraham7574
      @stevengraham7574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hambobanjo it is work

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@stevengraham7574
      Barely qualified work, terrible benefits and no dental.

    • @youraverageyoutubeenjoyer4094
      @youraverageyoutubeenjoyer4094 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you have work visa?

    • @macaco5861
      @macaco5861 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@youraverageyoutubeenjoyer4094Er... yes

  • @yannickmartens2041
    @yannickmartens2041 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3908

    Funny thing is, the game was based on East Germany, yet everyone always thinks Russia.

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 8 ปีที่แล้ว +582

      The ushankas in the game don't help the Russian reputation.

    • @moonscript4675
      @moonscript4675 8 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      yannick martens yes but it's cooler in Russia

    • @shadymerchant1198
      @shadymerchant1198 8 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      east germany was controlled by russia

    • @TahirNefjodov
      @TahirNefjodov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      J. Kinast
      Everyone THINKS about the SU in this game while it was about the Berlin Wall, you twit.
      & no, not just lead by Russia. Even Stalin wasn't Russian but Georgian. There wasn't a "leading country", you twit.

    • @goodboy3944
      @goodboy3944 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      kind of sounds russian

  • @RandomManB
    @RandomManB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    There need to be a sequel with Jorji and a detainment.

    • @Gigan007
      @Gigan007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EliteNerd97 And A Approved Scene

  • @amandatravers8618
    @amandatravers8618 7 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    "Russian Mickey Mouse, Is like regular mouse only starving and dying of dysentery."
    I died.

    • @adamthehistorylover
      @adamthehistorylover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      So did Russian Mickey Mouse.

    • @JetInAJar
      @JetInAJar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Of dysentery or starving?

    • @jangschoen1019
      @jangschoen1019 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oregon Trail Mickey Mouse or Russian?

  • @Whitelistful
    @Whitelistful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    -Here's my passport and ID card
    -No,Thanks already have one!
    Cool!
    11\10

  • @cypher2207
    @cypher2207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1909

    "Did you just take bathroom break?"
    "What? Of course not. Of course not. No bathrooms in Arstotzka NO BATHROOMS IN ARSTOTZKA! GET OUT! NEXT!"

    • @cypher2207
      @cypher2207 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you

    • @kytiladdy
      @kytiladdy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      in Arstotzka we're so glorious, so we don't shit or piss :D

    • @cypher2207
      @cypher2207 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      @hzgzm s I'm not a Furry! This guy's a game character, his name's Ratchet!

    • @TheGamesTrain
      @TheGamesTrain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      people so hostile

    • @bumpusm
      @bumpusm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then How You Poop
      On The Floor
      On Someone Face
      On The Roof

  • @foop3088
    @foop3088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    "No bathrooms in Arstotzka"
    *WITH SUBTITLES*
    "No bathrooms in our stores yeah get out"

    • @jsm6846
      @jsm6846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They revamped the Subtitles but that subtitle makes it more funnier ngl.

  • @CrypticSpook
    @CrypticSpook 8 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    used to be steak bar, now salad bar.

    • @CrypticSpook
      @CrypticSpook 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      SALAD IS GOOD FOR YOU

    • @genericname6685
      @genericname6685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TheCreepyGamer I don't want

    • @CrypticSpook
      @CrypticSpook 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mr. Matrix Salad is good for you! Keeps you strong, support family!

    • @redactado266
      @redactado266 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +TheCreepyGamer but i dont want salad i want entry

    • @howwwwwwwwwww
      @howwwwwwwwwww 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "My dear sweet only child,Isn't he beautiful?"

  • @pom2853
    @pom2853 8 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    "employee of the year this fall"

  • @yodleed8526
    @yodleed8526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    3:00
    “My dear sweet only child, isn’t he beautiful”
    Shows picture of eggplant.
    *Must have gotten his kid from the salad bar*

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why didn't I get that till now?! 😅

  • @mrjixk
    @mrjixk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3907

    I do not work, I am a paid volunteer.

    • @1Phase1
      @1Phase1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      +Karmagician Best excuse for not having a job ever XD

    • @ahmedmir7823
      @ahmedmir7823 8 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      TEACHERS NOT NEEDED NONE CAN READ

    • @khaledb1643
      @khaledb1643 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Ahmed Mir HAHAHAHA

    • @notnis
      @notnis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +TheLoneVolfe i like that sentins

    • @opennerboy134
      @opennerboy134 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *reads book* "none of them can read"

  • @mailinjj
    @mailinjj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I'm reading all the comments with an accent. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

  • @waitorce6176
    @waitorce6176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    0:34 - 0:38 Can we just appreciate this fast mood transition though?

  • @talis4646
    @talis4646 8 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    3:30 papers please in a nutshell
    inspector:papers please
    entrant: **gives**
    inspector:are you from kolechia?
    entrant: yes
    inspector:CONGRATULATIONS!
    entrant: I get in?
    inspector : of course NOT

    • @PantsYT
      @PantsYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      basically first day in papers please

    • @alolanraticate691
      @alolanraticate691 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PantsYT xD

  • @frankm.2850
    @frankm.2850 8 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    "Glory to Arstotska!"
    "Sure, whatever."
    lol

  • @ProdTD-wd7fi
    @ProdTD-wd7fi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    “Immigration is way down, Since we replaced the border guards with lunatics from the asylum” 4:02

    • @atas2561
      @atas2561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why on earth would they do that?!?!

    • @SomePotatoMan
      @SomePotatoMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      DAVIDTHEGALLADE Sudarto to decrease immigration duh

    • @bluesnake1713
      @bluesnake1713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Excellent work, Lieutenant. I'll see to it that you're employee of the year this fall."

    • @CarefreeMan
      @CarefreeMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *"Thank you, sir. Glory to Arstotzka."*

    • @TheRealSeaCrab
      @TheRealSeaCrab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CarefreeMan "Sure, Whatever."

  • @sloth_6333
    @sloth_6333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    19-potato 1982

  • @VintageGinger
    @VintageGinger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    What sort of Micky mouse operation are we running here

    • @lukevankleef4245
      @lukevankleef4245 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      ''We have Russian Mickey Mouse. Is just like regular Mouse but starving and dying from dysentery.''

    • @VintageGinger
      @VintageGinger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Uh so sad child hood so sad

    • @thecaptain1575
      @thecaptain1575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      VLADIMIR

    • @austinlatshaw1049
      @austinlatshaw1049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More stamps
      .
      *_N O W_*

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the words of Cat from Red Dwarf.. "Mickey Mouse? We ain't even Donald Duck!"

  • @larslaufer301
    @larslaufer301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Years later and I still laugh about this. Classic....

    • @gemeosnosgames
      @gemeosnosgames ปีที่แล้ว

      Normally, people likes more when an OG comment appears, but with this video and another one that was full of only OG comments, I like to see an recent comment like you, because it's proof that still today people see it.

  • @alexporter2687
    @alexporter2687 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    how did he not get citations?!

    • @blanjipan4484
      @blanjipan4484 8 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      It is paid volunteer not job.

    • @alexporter2687
      @alexporter2687 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** ok

    • @alexporter2687
      @alexporter2687 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      but you get citations in the original papers please

    • @henrivo
      @henrivo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      +Alex Porter This is a sketch and not the original game.

    • @alexporter2687
      @alexporter2687 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nitio5 but its based off the original game

  • @viperwok6564
    @viperwok6564 8 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    "You sit down, no no, you no sit down there is no chair" "there is no work in Arzetotska"

  • @MisterBurgerBeachball
    @MisterBurgerBeachball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Here is passport and ID card."
    "No thank you, already have one."
    Comedy gold.

  • @arstotzkanofficial4933
    @arstotzkanofficial4933 9 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I am volunteer, paid volunteer!

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ArstotzkanOfficial Actually when you consider NFL and FIFA non-profit organizations that actually makes sense.

    • @michakieronski7709
      @michakieronski7709 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's sound like work to me

    • @michakieronski7709
      @michakieronski7709 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's sound like work to me

    • @erykhim
      @erykhim 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ArstotzkanOfficial Maybe because you sell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @llalwiet2706
      @llalwiet2706 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ArstotzkanOfficial Denied Only Ars

  • @BurakKILICTerran
    @BurakKILICTerran 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    - "This document's expired."
    + "What? I--I'm sure they are not. They expire on the 21th. It is 19th!"
    - "Today is 27th."
    + "No, it isn't?"
    - "25th..."
    + "It is 19th!"
    - "23rd is best I can do."
    + "But it's 19th!"
    - "Fine... 20th, but I swear to you; I go no lower."
    + "Okay... As you wish. It is 20th. But my papers don't expire until 21st. They are still valid."
    - "Liars not welcome in Arztotska!" *stamp* "NEXT!"

    • @spartanspaceman5876
      @spartanspaceman5876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yes... We saw the video also

    • @sheepo886
      @sheepo886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We saw the video

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ifeelcoke4347 they call you in your school

    • @ifeelcoke4347
      @ifeelcoke4347 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheYellowTeam yes my friends call me in school at times point being?

    • @the_zestylime
      @the_zestylime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ifeelcoke4347 how embarrassing. Better luck next time

  • @seantazelaar9807
    @seantazelaar9807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This was actually the video that got me interested in watching loading ready run sketches and loading ready run in general. Thank you for keeping us entertained from the bottom of my heart

  • @maogu1999
    @maogu1999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "You're from Kolechia. Congratulations!"
    "I get in??"
    "Of course not"
    XD

  • @yunamcloughlin922
    @yunamcloughlin922 8 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Teachers not needed children cannot learn. NEXT!

    • @MoNkEyMaStErEpicMonkey
      @MoNkEyMaStErEpicMonkey 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Yuna McLoughlin Are You related to jacksepticeye?

    • @theresistantbullet6138
      @theresistantbullet6138 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +MoNkEy MaStEr (Epic Monkey) Are you stupid? That is just a picture of Sean. For god's sake... stupid people in my line. NEXT!

    • @axelnygren97
      @axelnygren97 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheResistantBullet i see what you did there

    • @BbBbBbBbBbBbA
      @BbBbBbBbBbBbA 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go away wannabe

    • @BbBbBbBbBbBbA
      @BbBbBbBbBbBbA 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trendy Hashesh no its just a wannabe

  • @DoomPrime
    @DoomPrime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Inspector : "CONGRATULATIONS!"
    Person : "I get in?!"
    Inspector : "Of course not"
    xDDDDD

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Person?! it's a dirty Kolechian, not a person...

  • @bluefire8490
    @bluefire8490 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Next!
    Papers please.
    here you go.
    Duration of stay?
    Forever.
    Purpose?
    Engineer.
    We do not know what engineer is, we know what engine is. But you are not one.
    bu...
    GET OUT OF MY LINE! NEXT!
    papers please...

  • @ysccl
    @ysccl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    _Papers, please.._
    You are from Kolechia..
    Yes.
    *CONGRATULATIONS!*
    I get in? :D
    Of course not, you are randomly selected for complimentary X-Ray photo session.
    Please look at camera...
    [snap]
    *_Aye!_*
    *gasp*
    _THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU! _*_REJECTED!_*

    • @juniorfio1196
      @juniorfio1196 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Boarder Guard: Work visa says you wish to be teacher.... Teachers not needed, children cannot learn.
      Person: What? Why?
      Boarder Guard: non of them can read.

    • @SomePotatoMan
      @SomePotatoMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      junior fio *N E X T*

    • @elsebas3167
      @elsebas3167 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ComoEsPosible! Arriba España

    • @JamesTrifolium
      @JamesTrifolium 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Listened several times, I heard culture every time.

    • @halcyonXT
      @halcyonXT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who the fuсk needed a transcript

  • @TsukkiOrSomething
    @TsukkiOrSomething 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Every dialogue with that border guy (because I felt like I had to)
    *"Hello! Hello! Welcome comedies (??)! Good, sit down. No, don't sit down, there's no chair.. stand up. Stand up is good. ??. How are you? Good to see you! Glory Arstotzka. Why are you here? You are here for enter. Ya, is only five lo (?). You give us cash. No American express!"*
    "I.. uh...-"
    *"Kidding! Of course, of course. Papers, please."*
    "I.. uh.. of course, yes, here."
    *"Yes. Good, is good, very good. What are you coming for to go. Yes, Arstotzka. Entry not guaranteed."*
    "I look for work"
    *" We have no work here, everyone unemployed."*
    "Uh.. but, clearly, you have work"
    *"I am volunteer."*
    "You don't get paid?"
    *"Paid volunteer."*
    "That sounds like work to me"
    *"Barely qualifies work. Benefits terrible, and no dental. You have work visa?"*
    "Uh, yes"
    *"Work visa says you wish to be teacher. Teachers not needed, children cannot learn."*
    "But... what? Why?"
    *"None of them can read. NEXT!"*
    *"Glory to Arstotzka! Papers, please."*
    "Please, I-I come to visit my son"
    *" Visit document's expired."*
    "What? I-I'm sure they are not. They expire on the twenty-first. It is nineteenth!"
    *"Today's twenty-seventh."*
    "No, it isn't!"
    *"Twenty-fifth."*
    "It is the nineteenth!"
    *"Twenty-third is best I can do."*
    "But its the nineteenth!"
    *"Fine, twentieth. But I swear to you, I got no lower."*
    "Okay, as you wish, uh.. it is the twentieth, but my papers don't expire to the twenty-first, they are still valid"
    *"Liers not welcome in Arstosska! NEXT!"*
    "Here's passport and id card"
    *"No, thank you, already have one."*
    "What?"
    *"Already have one, do not need to."*
    "But-"
    *"No, thank you. Maybe next year. NEXT! Have papers ready, walk quickly, no pushing!"*
    *"Welcome! Are you... hungry?"*
    "Here you go.. wait, what?"
    *"You like the ladies? Of corse you do. Take, Take."*
    *"They have good sallad bar. Used to be steak bar, but with world health crisis, childhood obisity, now use sallad bar. Still good! Only ten lo (?). All you can eat."*
    "I don't want"
    *"Sallad is good for you! Health is inportant! ???, strong live, long time. Take care of family. Take care of wife and kids. You want see picture?"*
    "But I don't want sallad, I want entry"
    *"My dear, sweet, only child. Isn't it beautiful? Good, strong nose."*
    *"And here, here is family. In tough times family inportant, ya".'*
    "Did you just take bathroom break?"
    *"What?! Of course not! Of course not. No bathrooms here. No bathrooms in Arstotzka! GET OUT! NEXT!"*
    *"Papers, please."*
    *"You are from Kolechia..."*
    "Yes"
    *"Congratulation!"*
    "I get in?"
    *"Of course not. You are randomly selected for complimentary x-ray photo section. Please, look at camera."*
    "Aygh" (I really dont know how to write what he's saying)
    *"This not look like you! REJECTED!"*
    *"Very good! Thank you. Please, exit through gift shop. Remember the photos available, only nineteen ninety-five lo (?) shipping and handeling. Glory to Arstotzka! NEXT!"*
    (Sorry for bad grammar and lack of vocabulary)

    • @Kluppinsky
      @Kluppinsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      damn, you have time. Thanks

  • @redacted653
    @redacted653 9 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    19-POTATO-1982
    best secret ever

    • @redacted653
      @redacted653 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did you guys and girls like this comentary? xD

    • @redacted653
      @redacted653 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Commentary*

    • @MultiTomtom98
      @MultiTomtom98 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Geoffly Henfrenson secret?

    • @failedabortion1894
      @failedabortion1894 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Geoffly Henfrenson 69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @failedabortion1894
      @failedabortion1894 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Geoffly Henfrenson i ruined it

  • @bloodwar5005
    @bloodwar5005 9 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Denied, NEXT!
    Denied, NEXT!
    Denied, NEXT!
    Denied, NEXT!
    Denied, NEXT!
    Repeat for all of Arstotzkan eternity
    AND REMEMBER: Glory to Arstotzka

    • @celiachong23
      @celiachong23 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bloodwar 500 LOLOLOLOLOL

    • @sharkymcsnarkface6642
      @sharkymcsnarkface6642 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love the smell of citations in the morning.

    • @Daniel-zr4yr
      @Daniel-zr4yr 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bloodwar 500 lol i should do that do

    • @nickbreau4373
      @nickbreau4373 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is doing a Donald trump run

    • @ethan8636
      @ethan8636 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MateFace NEXT!!

  • @B1ngusD1ngus
    @B1ngusD1ngus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seeing this video in my recomended randomly after years of not keeping up with the channel, and it prompted me to pull an all nighter to binge Friday nights

  • @thetman0068
    @thetman0068 8 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Russian Mickey Mouse. Is like regular Mouse but is starving and dying of dysentery. #SNIFF# Is sad childhood.

    • @traeyboy529
      @traeyboy529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL! That's literally pathetically hilarious.

    • @bmbqt
      @bmbqt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      EAST GERMAN mickey mouse

  • @josephstalin6549
    @josephstalin6549 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Russian Micky Mouse is like regular Mickey Mouse but starving and dying of dysentery

    • @DalekStan
      @DalekStan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Joseph Stalin Hello again Stalin... I saw a comment from you a loooooooong time ago.

    • @Drakonya08
      @Drakonya08 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      If only he could have kept that going

  • @SebinzoTheMessup
    @SebinzoTheMessup 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    still good 10 years later🔥🔥

  • @lordblack998
    @lordblack998 9 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    There are no games in Arstotzka, people are bored constantly especially children. NEXT!

    • @gregnes2000
      @gregnes2000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ***** Arstotzkans are all athiests, no other religion allowed. *NEXT!*

    • @ImmortanDan
      @ImmortanDan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      gregnes2000 Atheism isn't a religion. *NEXT!!*

    • @HazardHillz
      @HazardHillz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** No anything allowed... except Glory to Arstotzkans *NEXT*

    • @ImmortanDan
      @ImmortanDan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GIANT RAT We are also allowed a mouth to yell *NEXT!*

    • @MultiDocdoom
      @MultiDocdoom 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** youve been denied entry. Arstotzkan constitution no allow free speech. You not Arstotzkan and your picture doesn't match the name for profile. DENIED

  • @JulianStrong
    @JulianStrong 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Most accurate representation of Papers, Please

    • @NeilM
      @NeilM 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      gr8

  • @ChristianNationalist654
    @ChristianNationalist654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He’s the best admission out of all of em.

  • @edisontrent618
    @edisontrent618 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'm still watching this. I think I've memorised most of the lines. If I dream about it I'm going to see a therapist.

    • @dickzabreesky7435
      @dickzabreesky7435 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No therapist, only border control.

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, I dreamed about it last night. Time to go be a border guard.

  • @ivodjus3104
    @ivodjus3104 9 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    REGULAR
    Guard: It is a good salad bar!
    Girl: But i dont want salad i want entry!
    WITH SUBTITLES
    Guard: Is good salad bar!
    Girl: But i dont want salad i want mp3 xD

    • @legendaryshotgun3931
      @legendaryshotgun3931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least it did what it did to say all of that stuff.

    • @voxarts933
      @voxarts933 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Ivo Djus REGULAR
      guard: Papers please
      Subtitles :":
      Guard: Papers displays :D:D:D:D:D

  • @popit_xd910
    @popit_xd910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Please exit through gift shop, commemorative photos available only 19.95 plus shiping and handling.
    Glory to arstozka NEXT!"

  • @Tyranaal
    @Tyranaal 11 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Never get tired of watching this.

  • @fuzzygenius
    @fuzzygenius 11 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Because of this video I picked up Papers, Please and played it twice. Great game!

  • @darthharry
    @darthharry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Your height is different."
    "I'm wearing hee-"
    "DETAINED!"

  • @fuckingretard7152
    @fuckingretard7152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    You've been selected for complimentary X-ray exam, please look at camera.
    HUH THIS NOT LOOK LIKE YOU! REJECTED

    • @BbBbBbBbBbBbA
      @BbBbBbBbBbBbA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see your name matches your personality

    • @okman7933
      @okman7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ThatMilkshake 04 oh shit shots fired

  • @1CaptainThunder
    @1CaptainThunder 10 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "We have no work here. Everyone unemployed."
    "Uhhh... but clearly you have work."
    "I am volunteer."
    "You don't get paid?"
    "Paid volunteer."
    "That sound like work to me."
    "Barely qualifies work. Benefits terrible, and no dental."

  • @Momo_oo7
    @Momo_oo7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ahhh the memories... thank you algorithm so much

  • @prettykitty1248
    @prettykitty1248 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    person 1: I want to be a cashier
    person 2: not needed no money in arstodka NEXT!

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Citation - No denial reason given
    Penalty assessed: 3000 credits.

    • @apexjjh5603
      @apexjjh5603 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Citation: Too many credits, with the order of the ezic star
      Penalty assessed: 1'000'000 credits

  • @Hal0_The_Synth
    @Hal0_The_Synth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Children cannot learn"
    "what why"
    "they can not read NEXT"

  • @Rowrin
    @Rowrin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    So I hear Europe is having a migration problem...
    I think we know the solution.

    • @_Muzolf
      @_Muzolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Rowrin Come to Hungary, you will see many Imigrants on Serbian Border. No entry, only paperwork and armed guards. Yes we know you call them refugess, no refugees in Hungary, go trough Croatian minefield if you want to pass. This is not transit country. Do not take it personal, we hate eachother too. NEXT!

  • @mayamellissa
    @mayamellissa 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Best free advertising for a game ever. And this game is very addictive.

  • @karpuzbey2690
    @karpuzbey2690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    -İ want to be police in artotzka.
    -You cant,
    -Why?
    -There are no polices in artotzka, Robbers steal others' house every day. NEXT!
    😂😂😂

    • @thorns.1364
      @thorns.1364 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      no.

    • @BbBbBbBbBbBbA
      @BbBbBbBbBbBbA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like an over exaggerated joke made by a 7 year old

  • @Globixcon
    @Globixcon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Your son is sick and needs medicine.

    • @cillababe420
      @cillababe420 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Son:dead

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Smosher34 Uncel: ok

    • @cillababe420
      @cillababe420 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ***** Mother in law:dead Wife: dead Neice Very sick hungry cold

    • @wilhd123
      @wilhd123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah he can have some food. If he die from disease

    • @ComradeDragon1957
      @ComradeDragon1957 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Smosher34 My life is worse....Son:Dead Wife:Dead; Uncle:Dead Neice:Dead Mother in Law:HEALTHY
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @mrdorn542
    @mrdorn542 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    THE OFFICER DIDNT SAY GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA HE MUST BE PUT TO THE FIRING LANDS

  • @daftpunkking909
    @daftpunkking909 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Westward Ho! Is a seaside town in North Devon in England. One of the few places to have an "!" In the name.

  • @M4ttom4tt
    @M4ttom4tt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This sketch is amazing. I've been a huge fan of the game since its release on steam so finding a well written and funny sketch about Papers Please is awesome.

  • @GamerGrimm1
    @GamerGrimm1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm going through some tough times at the moment, and Andy always makes me laugh until I cry (for good reasons) in this video. I love you guys so much.

  • @LEVELUPWITHCOLTON
    @LEVELUPWITHCOLTON ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This skit was so ahead of it's tiem.

  • @BenRK90
    @BenRK90 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is still one of my most favorite sketches from you guys.

  • @aarosita
    @aarosita 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Here passport and visa"
    "No thanks i already have"
    *rejects him*

  • @sanityisrelative
    @sanityisrelative 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The algorithm tells me to watch this again, I watch this again. Glory to Arstotzka!

  • @thehigherman9918
    @thehigherman9918 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    please make more of this, it's great!

  • @CRegion
    @CRegion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This guy at the bar is acting great. I think this chanel is underestimated.

  • @imlivingunderyourbed7845
    @imlivingunderyourbed7845 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "What is passport?"
    "Denied? What for?"
    I can see why teachers can't help these people.

  • @RamonaViking
    @RamonaViking 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just love this video!
    I laugh my ass off every time I watch it.

  • @Sgtdoc
    @Sgtdoc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:06 I have that helmet it's a M18 Swiss Stalhelm.

  • @fetramoles1734
    @fetramoles1734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Guy: Here's passport and Id card.
    Inspector: No thanks, I already have one. NEXT!

  • @ComradeDragon1957
    @ComradeDragon1957 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    19-Potato-1982
    No bathrooms in Arstotzka!NEXT!

    • @crubby6763
      @crubby6763 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He din't wash his hands...EBOLA 2014 SEPTEMBER 13th!

    • @RamonaViking
      @RamonaViking 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brandon DrakeSanchez But, don't you mean October 13th?

    • @crubby6763
      @crubby6763 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it is the September 13th... (That Crazy Guy Skit)

    • @ComradeDragon1957
      @ComradeDragon1957 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brandon DrakeSanchez No its Potato 19th 1982!Get the date right people!

    • @crubby6763
      @crubby6763 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .-. Potato 22nd Your Visa Expired

  • @barbaradrasheff6672
    @barbaradrasheff6672 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Next! Have papers ready, walk quickly no pushing." IM DYING

  • @justinian-the-great
    @justinian-the-great 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That's how you handle immigration in Eastern Europe! No one gets in, no one gets out! End of story!
    *GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!*

  • @sadsovietspy
    @sadsovietspy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:52 he plays such a good charictor, I want to see this in a Tv show!

  • @Xifihas
    @Xifihas 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Mostly accurate, should be faster. Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @keirantalent
      @keirantalent 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Xifihas Innapropriate bunny on table: Sentenced to hard labour, another inspection officer will easily be found glory to arstotzka

  • @Jpmako0
    @Jpmako0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One day maybe one day mobile papers please will come... so then I watch this on repeat

  • @georgeivanov2322
    @georgeivanov2322 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:28
    aw man i love this part
    like the guy is so furious and is trying to explain and points at the date so sure that he has won, and the officer just casually looks at the irrefutable proof that he is wrong and just goes "today is 27th" in a calm tone that just screams "lol nope, fuck you, i make the rules". such a slap to the face xD
    i love it!

    • @AnMComm
      @AnMComm 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +george ivanov Just like Christians.

    • @AnMComm
      @AnMComm 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordie Hurst
      What? Christians are a perfect example, being well-known and all.

  • @fhpurcell7713
    @fhpurcell7713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wholesome. Hilarious. Fun for the whole family.

  • @Z54
    @Z54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love when this gets recommended to me again.

  • @darthvader1591
    @darthvader1591 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is hilarious! very funny!
    Like for Arstotzka! GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

  • @Henners1991
    @Henners1991 10 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    This is great.. right up until the ending when the two observers speak in American accents. Kind of breaks the whole thing ;P

    • @kasiamleczarska9078
      @kasiamleczarska9078 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, they did it purposely and it was funny for me. :P

    • @TJForceIX
      @TJForceIX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Well, clearly that's what Arstotskan accents actually sound like, since the boarder guard is insane. (

    • @silentshadows6
      @silentshadows6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bumbling Brit also they are Canadian

  • @hamburgerchampion
    @hamburgerchampion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:16 "no bathrooms in arstotzka" XD

  • @15vertigo
    @15vertigo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the way he presses the button and leans towards it at 1:54

    • @chickenboi4281
      @chickenboi4281 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +15vertigo Same.... So satisfying.....

  • @nicthedev13
    @nicthedev13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “GASP! This not look like you rejected!”

  • @darthrevan8376
    @darthrevan8376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is still one of my fav sketches

  • @ghost_echo9376
    @ghost_echo9376 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:34"the real glory of aristotzka"
    I'M DEAD LMAO

  • @pensamiento3867
    @pensamiento3867 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You are from Kolechia..."
    "Uh-huh"
    "Congratulations!"
    "I get in?"
    "Of course not! You have been randomly selected for Complementary X-Ray Photo Session, please look at camera"
    It's so accurate it's great.

  • @outcast4087
    @outcast4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What the hell did I just watch and why do I like it? And even have rewatched it?
    Also, fortunately, it all has been made clear at the end.

  • @isabeldelacruz3898
    @isabeldelacruz3898 9 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    This fandom is growing. Slowly.

    • @UksiHattu12
      @UksiHattu12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fandom got a huge growth from Jack. I forgot Papers, Please until Jack played t

    • @simonpetersen7067
      @simonpetersen7067 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Vilky Toles GLORY #GREATEST COUNTRY #ARTSTOZKA PROUD

    • @simonpetersen7067
      @simonpetersen7067 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arstotzka*

    • @21owlgirl72
      @21owlgirl72 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheFanGirlsStoryTellers like the line.

    • @JulianCinema
      @JulianCinema 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *whispers* glory to Arstotzka