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- Papers, Please: The Anthem.
With permission from the glorious country of Arstotzka.
Music by @dukope, Song & Lyrics by Stuntbear.
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WE LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH WE HAD TO MAKE THIS.
Many hidden easter eggs for true Arstotzkans.
Glory to Artstotzka
Jorji Costava cause no trouble
COBRASTAN
*D E T A I N E D*
Access Granted
Cause No Trouble
Cause no trouble
"Child is dead, wife is sick, mother in law healthy"
Holy shit this is so true xD
I like how he makes mother in law sound like the worst
Chase Smith Who the fuck cares about their MIL?
what is wrong with his profile picture ?
McGoldenblade IKR
@@mcgoldenblade4765 she will make you care and shows you why they call her the battle axe
"Cause no Trouble."
With Subtitles:
"Cause no Chopper."
*_Jorji summons a Ka-38 Alligator_*
When you deny Jorji accidentally with all the right papers
Why not summon the Ka-50 Black shark
Here’s what that helicopter looks like if anybody is wondering th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
@@scythe960 you fool, i memorized the link
@@scythe960 nice try
child is dead, wife is sick, mother in law healthy...
LOL
Uuugh.
when I thought this song is just a serious song :v
i dont get it
The Flaming Trident It's a mechanic of the video game this is from, but if you play it (which I highly suggest you do) you'll get the joke
lucas Gorrie can u tell me
Me during history finals: you got this, remember what is fact and what is fiction
My head the entire time:
Least you have a firm grasp of what it was like to be part of the Soviet Union.
Can you explain why in all the questions you answered Denied or detain?
@@kinnidy-i-guess I can explain everything...
*You are under arrest.*
I can relate I'm supposed to be studyimg
@@kinnidy-i-guess reasons my comrade… border hopper not tolerated… must have passport… nation is clean and not want foreigners ravaging land
Well, the situation is not that bad
“Mother-in-law healthy”
Me: Yeah, we’ve got a huge problem
in latin american culture the mother-in-law is stereotyped as nosey and bossy
@@TheDankBoi69 why latin america?
@@sassas1487 because is true
@@TheDankBoi69 Not only in latin America.
You have been arrested for providing false information about Glorious Arstotzka.
The penalty is death.
Your family will be questioned about their involvement.
Goodbye inspector.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA.
Oh no, the memories
"Maybe its best you come with me"
[This Message Was Approved by the Ministry of Admission]
[Glory to Arstotzka]
Protect the border. Uphold the nation.
Just has an epic feel to it
The Pumpkin Magician of ordination u mean? CC
@Cemil Abi no gloey to fhstotsahf
@Cemil Abi or fh vill
Yeah that part makes the whole song so much cooler
My Inner Grenzer *INTENSIFIES*
Roses are red,
From Afghan to Iraq,
The day was cut short,
By a terrorist attack.
lmao
Roses are red
Comunism too
@@roninho9569 not funny
Roses are red
Arstotzkan flag is too
Better watch out for execution
Out of the blue
So true
101 Kolechians, 102 EZICs and 1 Mother-in-law disliked this masterpiece
Gonna want to update that bud
She just won't die, will she?
There were never any dislikes.
- M. Vonel
Others are Republia scum
Arstotzka best country, no Passport nedded?
Hmmmm.... MAKE NO TROUBLE
+Rawr
Glory Greatest Country
Here...
10 Arstotzkandollar's
+Marius You mean credits?
+Two Casual Gamers TV
No, Arstotzkandollars
+Marius Kreditz?
The "Life is hard. Please god help me"
Really felt bad for the guy talking
Anyone noticed the 'ugh' at 'Mother-In-Law healthy'
Spirit me
ThatGamerOfTH-cam lol
Spirit YEAH WE ALL HATE MOTHER IN LAW EVEN JAY HATES MOTHER IN LAW
I thinks its more of a ohh or a ugh
yeah!
0:00: Hmmm... Not the best I've heard
1:10: *Beat drops* Holy shit this is Great! GLORY TO ARSTOSKA!
Nice
[This comment is removed by the Arstotzkan Government]
[Glory to Arstotzka]
@@gopniksquathd9563 oh man
This what i hate in this frikin zoomers
A music is good, or not one little thing can't change it
@@Geoffrey6_ well everyone has a favorite part of some song. And based on that alone it may change how they feel about that song.
Me: I'm 5'8
Inspector: It says here 5'9
Me: I just drank champagne
Inspector: one moment please
DETAINED
@@abcdefghijk_aaa scanner
Inspector: So, your duration to stay?
Inspector too, but looking in my passpürt: _Duration: 3 month_
Me: Umm, 3 month?
Inspector: Purporse?
Inspector(looking in my pp): _Purporse: Unknown_
Me: Work.
Inspector: THE PURPOSE IS CALLED WRONG!
Me: Damn, I forgot my work permit ... Stop, what?
Inspector: THE PURPOSE IS CALLED WRONG!
Me: But you read this information from the PASSPORT!
Inspector: THE PURPOSE IS CALLED WRONG!
Me, looking in the passport: Uhh.
Also me: I'm sorry, I don’t know why I came here.
Inspüctor: _[Granted]_ Cause not trouble.
No it would say “it’s a natural difference” like the temperature changes you height
I thought you said you drank shampoo.
He scans furst
My favorite parts are from 0:00 to 1:43.
Wow I missed that place
Same
the whole video lel
since 1:34 there is no anthem.
cool, i loved that part
"Child is dead, wife is sick, mother in law healthy" - My typical Papers, Please gameplay without Ezic present.
My memory is normally terrible but I've vividly remembered a lot of this song's lyrics.
The song is catchy. I only recently got the game, but I never had to look up the issuing city when it was one of the three mentioned in this song.
Glory to Arstotska
Glory to Arstotzka
115 Kolechians disliked this video.
5,900 Arstotzkans liked this video.
Glory to Cobrastan.
ALL WILL BOW BEFORE GLORIOUS UNITED FEDERATION
Cobrastan and Arstotzka must become best friends.
M.O.A Citation [MOA] stamp only to be used on official docs.
Cobrastan is not a real country
WARNING ISSUED, NO PENALTY
498 EZIC members*
This is just another puppet state of USSR
You seriously approved Jorji's fake passport?
M.O.A. Citation
Corbastan is not a real country.
M.O.A. Citation
You misspelled Cobrastan.
1r5Drooodle
It is my mistake.
*Leaves Booth*
Jorji is a true Arstotzka citizen
Zack Y Jorji is very cool guy.
Jorji best friend. He can into Arstotzka! Arstotzka best country!
*Gives me a Passport made out of Crayons after waiting in line for hours*
_Seems legit._
Yessirr
Mother-In-Law healthy, that got me xD
Phillip Ebert *What's a mother-in-law?*
mother-in-law= every man's Stalin XD
*I'm serious. what's a Mother-in-law?*
Ezic Order of the star If you marry, your wife's/husband's mother will be your mother-in-law.
Frisk *Oh?*
anyone who disliked is a Kolechian
dark Bloo Me?
Luke Scott He's talking about those Kolechians.
Tommy Good because im a proud Astozkan
Luke Scott Glory to Arstotzka!
Luke Scott: man, 150 kolechians. glory to arstotzka
jorji: aarstotzka is so great pasport is not needed right?
inspector: passport is needed
jorji: *presents fake passport*
inspector: this is fake *denid*
jorji: presents *new true passport*
inspector: you need a ticktet
jorji: *shows legit ticket*
inspector: now you need a entey permit
jorji* gets evrything correctly*
inspector: good wait you have drugs on you?! *detained*
jorji: *comes back eith evrything LEGIT*
inspector: *garanted*
jorji: here take my passport and read this this will help you immigrate away from here
inspector: thanks
moral jorji is a FUCKING HERO
@@maurizionotangelo1764 Wait did u answered for your own comment?
oh shit
diidnt saw that
Also final day jorji come give you money and say he stop selling drugs jorji fix life
Jorji is part of Ezik?
Plz send help. I've become addicted to listening to this song. I'm singing it all day and humming it in my sleep friends have abandoned me
Glory to artstozka
I haven't abandoned you :3
STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!
The Sky GodArstotzka never abandons its citizens. Unless its citizens from the Altan district.
The Sky God In arstotzka, you need no friend, arstotzka only friend you need. Otherwise you get citation.
+max larsen Well said!
Glory to Arstotzka!
" Sons Dead, wife is sick and MOTHER IN LAW IS HEALTHY " Lol..
"UGH"
Wanna hear a joke? Freedom
;)
I laught😂
There needs to be a play about this universe. because this would be one of the greatest openings in the world of theatre
Minecraft4N00bs64 I'm already writing one
Arstotrix Young tell me more
💋💖💝💄👠👓👢👚👗👝👙👛📕💒💐💎💍👰👨💌💍💎💐💒⌛⏳🚺🚺
kuuhkkjopuyjjughjkhjnkijko. kkkjkk. nnn. kkklolklkljkjjkjkj!llñknkj. jjkkkkkkkkkkloñoihk
I have the perfect accent if that ever happens
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!! GREATEST COUNTRY!!!
ARSTOTZKA IS GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY
DEATH TO KOLESIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOTHER PROUD!!!
Glory to. Asrtotzka we must protect border and motherland nobody shall pass without passport and entry permit comrades we must rise and protect motherland
FOR KOLECHİA (KABOOOMMMM)
We enjoy your cover of our glorious anthem. Knew giving permission was good idea. Glory to Arstotzka!
Glory to Arstotzka!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the way they say "Lesrenadi". That accent is amazing!!
outsiderredhead Lesrenadi is sooo cool
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! GREATEST COUNTRY!!
ARSTOTZKA THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑹𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑻𝒁𝑲𝑨
GLORY TO KOLECHIA
NO KOLECHIANS ALOUD IN ARTSOSTKA
I'm addict this music
@@averagefirearmenthusiastil914 Ey i'm you're nation
I think Metalcanyon's version is more the national anthem.
This, i feel, is the anthem for the common worker in Arstotska.
Both are great in their own way.
Yeah, I think the titles say it all. This one is the "Papers, Please" anthem (that is, the game's anthem), while Metal Canyon's is truly the Arstotzkan anthem.
point taken
Metalcanyons is good but I feel the first part was ripped off of the kazahkstan national anthem from borat
No shit, this is best.
Glory to arstotzka.
Well, doi.
Glory to Arstotzka!
Glory to Arstotzka!
Glory to Arstotzka!
This game and this song has ranked among my very favorites xD Just something about it has some appeal that I find unable to resist
Glory to Arstotzka!
Glory to Arstotzka!
Glory to Arstotzka!
Glory to The new Arstorzka
+JacketCrazy Glory to Cobrastan.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! SIR!
I think you cant resist the fact that it contains nudity
"Mother-in-law healthy"
The 163 dislikes are from kolenchians
Communism will win
now 615 they are getting out of hand
who are these *koleNchians*
@@levvy3006 democracy ftw
communism is trash
@@stuntbear repubican scum
auto - generated subtitles :
republished cop
how to know if you are a true arstotzkan
step one :watch the video
step two :memorize how many times you watched this video
if its more than 30, you're a true arstotzkan
if below 5, you're a kolechian
if within 6-15, you're from a neighbouring country that is not arstotzka or kolechia
Jason kool Or Ezic
this was my 29th time arstotzka wait for me
well shit im full blood arstotzkan...
OBRISTAN
Im somthing above a True Arstotzkan... i have watched this about 347 times XD
Papers Please is a legendary game, its atmosphere, core premise, characters, it pulled those off splendidly. The developers made a game about stamping passports intense, and to an extent emotional. It's one of my favourite games due to those things above, i hope this game will be remembered throughout the decades to come.
Clearly a masterpiece. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
You are the best ! Arstotzka is the best !
Hey jorji, how are things in Cobrastan?
Jorji CostavaHi there, Jorji. Gotten out of Arstotzkan jail to do more trades?
Why didn't I detain you...?
Kolechia is the best!
*runs at border with bomb*
saintsbro yo *For the Order!*
I wish that song was on spotify
Wanna Break From the Aughhh
Goodness, I love Jorji. Such a sweet little drug dealer.
IS DRUGS! -*Jorji Costava*
Jretion ???
Me: what is this
Jorji: Is drugs!
This needs more publicity.
this is papers please in a nutshell
Yeah it's the main theme with lyrics. Every main theme in anything that has lyrics is just the thing in a nutshell.
@@mairokindasus8807 amog us reference?
@@unclethomas914 how is that an among us reference?
Ive watched this about 10 times today
thank you Tombo
No problem Burry
I watched this 20 times of arstotzka
For me 20 times
Amature
Wow, the title had me expect something I'd dislike, but it's actually an excellent job. :)
+turarwanaa why would you dislike it because of the title, not a fan of papers please?
Quite the opposite, I find that Papers Please's music and general lore is a pinnacle of good minimalism, which had me fear this would be quite overdone and denaturing it. In the end I was wrong !
Approved by the M.O.A. You get promotion inspector, congratulations. Glory to Arstotzka.
Wow that was actually pretty good
Turn back now I'm addicted to this song
The Sky God I know you :3...
Furries are almost as bad as kolechians.
when i first heard this song, i thought it said:
GLOOORY TO ARSTOOOOOOOOOOOSKAAAAAA
**slams papers onto desk**
**angry face**
CAUSE NO TROUBLEEEEEEEE
Man with passport from Impor but issued Lesrenadi disliked this video
1:03 actually has happened to me! :P
+Stefan Dijkstra Can you explain what you mean?
True Luiz In my playtrough I had a man with a passport from Impor, but his issuing city was Lesrenadi xD
ah... must be detained
Stefan Dijkstra to me its 0:44
Caio Lovisotto haha
I smell the stench of Kolechians in the comments.
Glory to Arstotzka.
MrMeowMeow binding of isaac and papers please. that's my kind of combination.
MrMeowMeow or maybe their butthurt
MrMeowMeow KOLECHIA THE BEST COUNTRY
+14159265358979(DIGITS OF PI)
I sang alone at the "Glory to Arstotzka" Part Parents Thought Im Crazy.
You gain shiny plaque
when Vince Lestrade comes i be like (1:07)
Congratulations.
The October secret lottery is complete.
Your name was pulled.
You are granted access to this file, which contains most of the secrets that are in this video.
Glory to Arstotzka.
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The "man" at 1:05 has a M on her passport, but is actually a woman.
The Arstotzkan logo at the end is actually the old one. (not sure about that, but seen a lot of new logos everywhere.)
If you get no citations, you get a diffrent plaque - for excellence.
As seen in the Papers, Please wiki, "Class 5 is "the best a worker can have"", so the phrase at 1:25 is false.
@edit - Gg, one of the twitters of stuntbear is @ABigFatIdiot. heh.
@edit 2 - Also, I don't get the "Republian scum!" part, as Arstotzka was in war and generaly Arstotzkans hate Kolechians.
@edit 3 (wow) - Apparently, Jorji's passport expires in 2013.10.1, so a couple of days after the release of this video.
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Did I find all the secrets? Or are those just mistakes? Lemme know, pls.
--_TheDrago_-- this is late, but Republian scum is because Lesrenadi is a Republian issued city, not one from Impor.
They needed a fucking rithim you nerd
I'm assuming the class four retirement dwelling is a reward for protecting the country
0:25 this working pass is fake
Class 6 is the best WORKER can have, if you retire you no longer work
Everytime i hear the ending with "Glory to Artstozka!" I got goosebumps :)
Cause no trouble.
Schmitt Lenin Please get that profile picture off.
@@jokubasplayz9068 ??? They can use whatever they want.
Don't you mean, *Czech* all Papers, *Finnish* after dark XD
please dont reproduce
Go to gulag.
LMAO
Excuse me what the blin
*geography reference?*
This is the best version on the Internet!!! It should be in the game lol
(subtitles on) 0:44 "30 days no food who I choose to eat" hahahahhah XD
lmao
I almost choked reading that
hmmm, ill eat my son 😂😂
actually it said 30 days no food why? I choose the heat
(Subtitles)
10 years and still a bop
You know you're too good when you know the issuing cities by heart
0:46 Open Subtitle “charlies dead” well that explains that Charlie Chaplin had been executed by the Arstotzkan Government.
Agreed brother
Guess what, at the end of the song it says in captions it says something about school
WTF YOU RIGHT MAN !
To our school
old scar
Okay, boomer Emperor.
355 people who disliked are Kolechians.
its 615 they are getting out of hand
They broke threw the border!
YES FOR KOLECHİA
@@BaranNrl aaa bende Türk
Every few years I randomly remember this exists, and I am so thankful it does. Wish it was on spotify 😂
Subtitles at the end:
Glory to our school!
Schools be like: homework, please
My subtitles said: Only to our school!
0:46 bro that’s a feel
this was made 9 years ago, and its still good. Glory To Arstotzka!
Glory to arstotzka.
i like the "Desk very messy.Situation dire" fragment
Arstozka great country! No need passport! Right?
Ваши документы.
@@Wertex_F-19 Какие документы?
DETAINED!!!!
@@bygonewonders nooooo! Why don't you like my passport? I made it myself!
@@Costava_Jorji where is your entry permit?
You have been caught using an inappropriate Ending to our glorious Anthem.
The penalty is Death in Grestin Prison.
The safety of your TH-cam Channel is unknown to this day.
Another TH-camr will replace you.
Glory to Arstotska.
I am National Arstozkan official. Sing National Anthem with Arstozkan officers! ''From east grestin To orvech vonor...
+Arstozkan Officer The Order Remembers
"Working, is highest honor."
"Our Labor Lottery"
+Arstotskan Officer improve aconomey
Kolechians they see
GLORY TO ARTOTSKA
U look russian
Hello inspector,
We have audited your activities for the past 20 years.
There are some anomalies.
But you have served arstostka well.
We will overlook these small transgressions.
You have been cleared of any suspicion.
Glory to Arstostka
No \:
Without captions:
Glory to arstotzka
With captions:
Only to our school old scar!
Still to this day I remember the lyrics word for word. This song is powerful
I’ve waited in line for so long during Alpha Papers Please this song is drilled into my head
1:25 (subtitles on): it is a retired with a gospel dwelling of a dejan
I said everyone is Serb but nobody belives me
for some reason I can't stop watching it
glory to New Arstotzka and the order
+Tio Vault boy glory to NEW Arstotzka!
Jakub Nowak exactly
+Tio Vault boy (E.Z.I.C guy) Wait did we meet in an Undertale vines video? Smth like that? wow nice to meet you in a different vid
+C488 yup
coincidence happens
EZIC AGENT *_DETAINDETAINDETAINDETAINDETAIN_*
i have chills right now
Play this at x1.5 speed, and you get a drinking song XD
Do x2
Or x 0.5
+HORRIOR
you should try it a 2x speed
#elitegamer person Who says I haven't?
fare point
I like the ending when they said GLORY TO ARSTOOOOOTZKA
Lol me to
This still goes extremely hard, my top 1 favorite game!
You have been approved.
Glory to Arstotzka.
You are the best ! Arstotzka is the best !
ONE OF THE BEST I EVER HEARD
0:10 Germans be like
Arstotzka takes place in East Germany so yeah makes sense
"Mother In-Law healthy!" XD
ikr lol
GЮЯЦ TФ ДЯSTӨTZҚД!
Слава Артоцка!
im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username how so?
Because you're using the Cyrillic script as if it were some kind of fancy Russian font to make communist jokes with.
What you wrote was:
GЮЯЦ TФ ДЯSTӨTZҚД
Let's analyse:
G doesn't exist in the Russian alphabet
Ю = "yu"
Я = "ya"
Ц = "ts"
T is the same in both scripts
Ф = F
Д = D
Я = "ya"
S doesn't exist in the Russian alphabet
T is the same
Ө is actually neither Latin nor Russian. It's Greek. So good work on that.
T is the same
Z doesn't exist in the Russian alphabet
Қ isn't even Russian, it's Kazakh, and it's Q
Д = D
So what you actually said, assuming nonexistent letters are left out, is: YUYATS TF DYATTQD. Nice work, you fucking div.
Ronald liposd i'm not sure if you missed my entire point or if you're just being a troll
im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username oh dude, aren't you tired of searching for this Cyrillic thing in the nets?
Ussr: this is like my anthem
Its been 8 years and still know this song,glory to artstotzka
lyrics because yes
From East Grestin, to Orvech Vonor.
Working. Is highest honor.
Our labor lottery, improve economy.
Kolechians, they see. All of them want to be.
Check all papers, finish after dark.
No citations. Reward: Shiny Plaque.
Must make money, Many things I need.
30 Days, no food. Why I choose heat?
Life is hard, please God help me.
Child is dead. Wife is sick.
Mother-In-Law healthy.
Desk very messy, Situation dire.
Mix up passport, with pink vice flyer.
Border always crazy. Stories very funny.
Man with passport from impor. But issued lesrenadi.
(Was not born yesterday, Republia scum!)
Citizen must do his duty. Quelling population.
Protect border. Uphold the nation.
If citizen preform his duty with no complication. Citizen retire with a Class 4 dwelling habitation.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
(Cause no trouble.)
Still listen to this a lot even tho its from 7 years ago
WAS NOT BORN YESTERDAY
REPUBLIA SCUM!
LOVE IT.
No ads
This good
Keep good work
ENTRY NOT GUARANTEED. HAVE YOUR DOCUMENTS READY.
This was actually very good
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
GLORY!!!
Mother-In-Law HEALTHY!!! Just freakin' great and hilarious
this song made me remember that East Grestin and Orvech Vonor were both in Arstotzka while actually playing XD