Professors share the worst excuses they've heard

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  • @ricardosalinas1006
    @ricardosalinas1006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75853

    Imagine if all these professors were talking about the same student...

    • @kakarotlifted7302
      @kakarotlifted7302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1144

      Now that's a plot twist.

    • @arresttedrosadhanom741
      @arresttedrosadhanom741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Some profs are saying he and some she when refering to the student.

    • @NoodleProductions
      @NoodleProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      Come now, that's ridiculous Ricardo.
      There are two students; one boy and one girl.

    • @Andyhoffman98
      @Andyhoffman98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Me.

    • @bluehoodieguy7568
      @bluehoodieguy7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      @@arresttedrosadhanom741 *that doesn't change anything*

  • @cnorhman
    @cnorhman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44283

    "She told me her house was destroyed by a hurricane. I did some research, and her house was destroyed by a hurricane."

    • @waldox1
      @waldox1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4475

      Drives to students address after work. “Research”

    • @l1mbo69
      @l1mbo69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2139

      @@waldox1 I mean Research is just "creative and systematic work undertaken to increase the stock of knowledge" so no reason to not call that research

    • @zyansheep
      @zyansheep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      that's a good excuse!

    • @emilyadams9986
      @emilyadams9986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@waldox1 He could have Googled it.

    • @Totshiya
      @Totshiya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      We saw the video

  • @europaepsilon7970
    @europaepsilon7970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5551

    My biology professor said that one student used the “my grandma/grandpa died and I had to attend their funeral” excuse to get out of doing assignments on time. The only problem is that they used that excuse five times.

    • @aderiancreature8464
      @aderiancreature8464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +576

      Actually, you can have five granmothers/gramdfathers. Still it's unrealistic that they all die by accident at your exam days etc

    • @europaepsilon7970
      @europaepsilon7970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@aderiancreature8464 how can you have 5 grandparents?

    • @aderiancreature8464
      @aderiancreature8464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      @@europaepsilon7970 when they marry someone else. Their new partner is also your grandparent. Or when you have a stepfather or a stepmother; their parents are also your grandparents if you accept them and they accept you

    • @europaepsilon7970
      @europaepsilon7970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@aderiancreature8464 I was guessing that you were going to say that, I guess, but I was thinking about biological grandparents. Like the reason the grandchildren and grandparent are related is through the child's parent. If one of the grandparents remarried then they aren't the biological parent of the child's parent.

    • @aderiancreature8464
      @aderiancreature8464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@europaepsilon7970 that my be, but if your mothers sister marries a man that's your uncle. You just accept it, hee feels like a part of the family when they married befor you were born. It may feels strange, if she marries him when you're 20 already, but it is the same, he is still a part of the family now. And it is the same with grandparents. It's only about how you feel about them.

  • @SummerAlleriaWindrunner
    @SummerAlleriaWindrunner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28317

    Who else was just expecting a bunch of bad lies.

    • @Ben-fg9wy
      @Ben-fg9wy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      lies?*

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      And then it was actually stuff that probably actually happened and left those kids traumatized. Haha, someone went to jail and has a record that might fuck up their entire life now. So funny, haha, lolol, what a great excuse. He probably killed himself shortly after, haha, so funny.

    • @topdog5252
      @topdog5252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      The murder one tho?… his son murdered his wife’s lover. That’s him. Yes f you interpret the wife’s lover to be the storyteller that’s him which makes no sense. And it you interpret the wife’s lover to be the son’s wife, that’s the son killing himself which makes no sense.

    • @callthepolice4988
      @callthepolice4988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@topdog5252 are you stupid

    • @bread8465
      @bread8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@manictiger You... you actually think they were telling the truth?

  • @shansiddiqui8673
    @shansiddiqui8673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47314

    The jail one is perfectly reasonable

    • @FormlessGeometry
      @FormlessGeometry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

      Absolutely.

    • @seymorejohnson4809
      @seymorejohnson4809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

      only if you were falsly accused. if you commit a crime you miss out on shit

    • @niyah7139
      @niyah7139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      no it's not how you going to tell your teacher face-to-face that he won't be back in another few weeks cuz he has to be let out of jail. you're already out of jail to have this conversation. To make this more believable he should have done this over the phone or have someone fake a parole officer.

    • @vivilonrane1330
      @vivilonrane1330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

      Niyah but the student did it over a phone call?

    • @potentialgamer499
      @potentialgamer499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      The hurricane one too
      is reasonable and the computer one too is funny, not basically classify as worst

  • @karatechick306
    @karatechick306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9749

    These are mostly not excuses, but actually good reasons for extensions! I once had a student who had defended his mom against a person wielding a knife. They both survived, and he came to class with his hands and fingers in casts and splints. I told him I would make sure he passed the class and could get as much time on as many assignments as he needed, etc. He didn't come for the rest of the semester -- I mean, he was so messed up even getting dressed and feeding himself was difficult, much less carrying books to school! -- but he did submit his essays and passed.

    • @somyaranjansahoosahoo5127
      @somyaranjansahoosahoo5127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's just stupid U made sure to make him pass there are hundreds of poor guys in Africa who are desperate to study but he defended his mom and u make sure to make him pass.

    • @karatechick306
      @karatechick306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

      @@somyaranjansahoosahoo5127 He wrote all his essays, it just took him a lot longer because his fingers were literally shredded. If you have figured out how to write essays with your toes, then good for you.

    • @anikaztravel8731
      @anikaztravel8731 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      You are a good teacher honestly

    • @qazwsx014jsbd8
      @qazwsx014jsbd8 ปีที่แล้ว +908

      @@somyaranjansahoosahoo5127 oml why did you think this was a good thing to write

    • @supayambaek
      @supayambaek ปีที่แล้ว +710

      @@somyaranjansahoosahoo5127 stop treating Africa like a monolith.

  • @tristanneal9552
    @tristanneal9552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20735

    “Worst” in the sense that most of these qualify less as excuses and more as legitimate reasons.

    • @MegaBallPowerBall
      @MegaBallPowerBall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Alloy If your child was facing life in prison I'm sure you'd want to be with him.

    • @jacobg8640
      @jacobg8640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      MegaBall The fishy part is that a wife's lover would be the husband, aka the son doing the murder. Unless of course there was an affair in which murdering the wife's lover or the person she was cheating with doesn't seem too far out there.

    • @MegaBallPowerBall
      @MegaBallPowerBall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      Jacob Greenstone Young child, a lover is someone that you are having an affair with, unless you explicitly clarify a different meaning. The wife was cheating and somehow the husband found out about it.

    • @DanQZ
      @DanQZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Excuses can be legitimate reasons. Those two terms are not mutually exclusive

    • @samb.6579
      @samb.6579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I don’t think it’s a thing where the excuse itself is bad it’s just more odd or outlandish

  • @yaoi6248
    @yaoi6248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37772

    I love how most of the teachers took “worse” as actually unfortunate excuses rather than “dumbest” by meaning

    • @Blurro
      @Blurro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1652

      The one with the smashed computer screen was pretty dumb though lol

    • @yaoi6248
      @yaoi6248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      @@Blurro yes. That’s why I said most

    • @Raphie009
      @Raphie009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      777th like. LET'S GOOOO

    • @exstratos2477
      @exstratos2477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      best excuses tend to be real ones

    • @MaxThrills
      @MaxThrills 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Kinda wholesome how that think of that first

  • @joe3276865536
    @joe3276865536 ปีที่แล้ว +1055

    My father died suddenly and my English composition instructor reluctantly offered me an Incomplete to re-take the class in the future. I declined and tried to mud through. Because I was still messed up, I was literally one day late turning in an assignment and he declined to accept it and failed me. Professors: have more grace.

    • @ILoveMaths07
      @ILoveMaths07 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Eff your professor! Hell is where he belongs.

    • @ILoveMaths07
      @ILoveMaths07 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      And profoundly sorry for your loss. Your dad's always with you.

    • @kovici7226
      @kovici7226 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

      🙄 and you know he went home telling himself he “taught you an important lesson” and like he did something special… what a prick. i hate people unwilling to work with you instead of against you. they tell themselves they’re “preparing you for the real assholes of the real world” but they just are them.

    • @mad8805
      @mad8805 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Yeah um most professors wouldn’t do that to a person, most of them do have grace in that regard. Don’t loop all professors in with that one horrible professor.

    • @ssgoko88
      @ssgoko88 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@mad8805hey can you do me a favor and tell me who asked? Or explain why you're so important that your input should be valued?

  • @Jtv612
    @Jtv612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36650

    The hurricane excuse was legit though 😂 poor student

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      MrWisdoman
      What relevance does this have?

    • @13Lictor
      @13Lictor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +753

      Feste the Phule Because God loved the student so much they he destroyed his house with a hurricane obviously

    • @Blukeylukey
      @Blukeylukey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No

    • @ericwtfsky
      @ericwtfsky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      he did say "best"..

    • @ericwtfsky
      @ericwtfsky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      this "interviewer" seemed like a silly child, not surprised he asked the wrong question.

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12897

    I had one student who missed half the semester. When I asked her why she told me she forgot to set her alarm.

    • @GOF-pk9mg
      @GOF-pk9mg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1865

      Ask yourself if your student is a human or a bear about to go into hibernation

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      lmao that is the dumbest excuse I've ever heard.

    • @JETS5
      @JETS5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +652

      If the student:
      Roars
      Forgot to set her alarm clock and missed half of the semester during the winter
      And is chubby
      That ain't your student, that's a bear.

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me! In zoom

    • @Luckyyshot
      @Luckyyshot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Not too far off my university experience. I think I ended up having been to about 50% of my lectures. We were graded only based on a final exam for all our classes, so I just read the books and did the exercises and did fine.

  • @crimson_auror
    @crimson_auror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    My best friend in medical school had her baby 4 days before our respiratory midterm and still took the exam. She told me she was studying while in active labor. She’s the strongest person I know and I have mad respect for her. She also has a 2 year old at home.

    • @ImJustMovin
      @ImJustMovin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      That’s nice but this leads to the problem of bad professors being like well if one person can do this blah blah blah then they ignore every other reasonable excuse

    • @hoa3901
      @hoa3901 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      studying in active labor is impressive 😭

    • @miaa7968
      @miaa7968 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm in med school and literally skipped a morning simlab session I had today and asked for the afternoon because I slept in. Mad respect to your friend, but I simply would not. I'm too firm on my boundaries and balance. Very lucky the medical school I got into holds the same value of humans first, doctors second.

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don’t believe that. Maybe she was studying right until contractions started, but during? No.

    • @1400-h9r
      @1400-h9r ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@miaa7968 What med school do you go to if you don't mind me asking?

  • @andy.8959
    @andy.8959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8277

    My dad had a student who couldn’t take a test because he had to be on America Ninja Warrior during the test

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Did the student get off Scot free or was your father not having it?

    • @JETS5
      @JETS5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      Did he do good in America ninja warrior?

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      valid reason

    • @sylvesterdivine9292
      @sylvesterdivine9292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I mean I don't think there is any reason as valid as this tbh

    • @dolphins4769
      @dolphins4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He's not guilty!

  • @huhhwuhh
    @huhhwuhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54392

    absolute highest respect to the student who attended their final 2 days after having a baby

    • @saixmusic9322
      @saixmusic9322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2438

      I mean not really... It's a little dystopic

    • @edwin_the_penguin
      @edwin_the_penguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3475

      I actually felt ashamed hearing that story. If a student that just gave birth to a child can attend the final, then I have no reason I shouldn’t be able to turn in my HW/take a test ever again.

    • @freyafrettchen3808
      @freyafrettchen3808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2842

      @@edwin_the_penguin You should know everyone has a different physical and mental strength. Some give birth and can do their test 2 days later. Others will take more time to regain their strength. You shouldn't compare yourself in this case :)

    • @huhhwuhh
      @huhhwuhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

      @@AUGUSTIN-MUSIC that's sweet, you should write that on your next Mother's Day card

    • @AUGUSTIN-MUSIC
      @AUGUSTIN-MUSIC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @Franklin Benjamin well if you weren’t stupid then you would know exactly what I meant 😂 bruh get out.

  • @manuelviellieber4763
    @manuelviellieber4763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    2:15 She is a woman of focus, commitment, and sheer f***ing will

  • @andrewjconners
    @andrewjconners 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34338

    how about
    "students share the worst excuses as to why their stuff hasn't been graded yet"

    • @oskarbrenner13
      @oskarbrenner13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      canes good one xD I can totally relate

    • @mikuhatsunegoshujin
      @mikuhatsunegoshujin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      canes I'm pretty patient about this stuff.

    • @bored4428
      @bored4428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      So true.

    • @niquill8793
      @niquill8793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +544

      My teacher took 3/4 months to grade a quiz. She still hasn't given me back one from the 5th grase

    • @claireboyle7151
      @claireboyle7151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      canes that is what I’d like to see.

  • @digbyfire5446
    @digbyfire5446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24073

    "His son murdered his wife's lover"
    *Emergency Meeting*

  • @thelibyanplzcomeback
    @thelibyanplzcomeback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10360

    The teachers' excuses: "I have a life."
    The students' excuses: "I have a life."
    See? We aren't so different after all.

    • @wselenag45
      @wselenag45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Professor's are NOT teachers 😊

    • @thelibyanplzcomeback
      @thelibyanplzcomeback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@wselenag45 They teach, do they not?

    • @wselenag45
      @wselenag45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@thelibyanplzcomeback Not much, very little

    • @thelibyanplzcomeback
      @thelibyanplzcomeback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@wselenag45 They also affect your future life directly.

    • @zr3755
      @zr3755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wselenag45 Hear, hear

  • @tiffanyliu9841
    @tiffanyliu9841 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6623

    Should be titled "weirdest provided explanations for missed class or work." If these are true, then they're kinda fair reasons.

    • @jojibot9193
      @jojibot9193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      redpanda girlie Lmao these are all bs excuses why would a cat eat a caterpillar?

    • @che5hire
      @che5hire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      jojibot My cat eats bugs all of the time. Cats will also kill small animals for other reasons too. It's still not a good excuse because the cat should not have gotten to the caterpillar in the first place.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Che5hire It's a cat... You can't exactly micromanage it's choice of prey

    • @dfshjb44
      @dfshjb44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      obviously you've never had a cat if you think they won't eat random bugs

    • @angsleeper6588
      @angsleeper6588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      redpanda girlie except the mermaid one

  • @mitchellmeyer4177
    @mitchellmeyer4177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18648

    I wouldn't say the mermaid dream is the worst excuse I would say it's the best excuse

    • @intelkek7655
      @intelkek7655 6 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      Mitchell Meyer ay, atleast the person was honest

    • @minoriruba1828
      @minoriruba1828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mitchell Meyer hey I am the 1k like!!!

    • @mitchellmeyer4177
      @mitchellmeyer4177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I just want to thank everyone for helping me get to 1000 likes. This is my first comment that had done so. This is truly an honor and more amazing than anything else I've done.
      Thank you

    • @CrazyMonkeyMusic
      @CrazyMonkeyMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      all praise Mitchell Meyer
      he's truly a genius

    • @ArdoBlueMoon
      @ArdoBlueMoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Would you allow it, if you were the Professor? Or would you tell him to have his mermaid dream some other time? :P

  • @hooliganbubsy7298
    @hooliganbubsy7298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    I had a professor that demanded a good excuse from me so I was honest with him. I told him I have severe anxiety and haven't developed good management strategies for it... he gave me an extension. Nice guy.

    • @fabricofdreams.
      @fabricofdreams. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      We need more professors/teachers like this ❤

    • @bain8renn
      @bain8renn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      alot of my excuses end up being like "i forgot it"
      which is a boring reason but it is the truth, i completely forget i have to do something until the most inopportune times to do it

  • @Kojoter
    @Kojoter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2400

    Officer: You have one phone call.
    Student: Hey Mr. Professor...

    • @rebekahm7317
      @rebekahm7317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jojot22 LOL I mean if u think about why let one mess up define the rest of your life

    • @user9287p
      @user9287p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Who calls their lecturer Mr. Professor? That's like calling someone "Homo Sapien Living Human:

    • @anonymous-vg7kc
      @anonymous-vg7kc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jason harry potter does

    • @user9287p
      @user9287p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      name damn, guess I was wrong

    • @anonymous-vg7kc
      @anonymous-vg7kc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason lol

  • @vickilouise3307
    @vickilouise3307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9146

    That mermaid dream
    Is legit hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @Wellch
      @Wellch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      A muscular mermaid with biceps?

    • @donaldthomas7753
      @donaldthomas7753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Mushrooms.

    • @aiiiia9971
      @aiiiia9971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Why do I feel like they called their professor while half asleep still lmao 😂😂😂

    • @peteiiseasy3217
      @peteiiseasy3217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@donaldthomas7753 💀bro

    • @almishti
      @almishti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      if i were the teacher I would have pressed them for more info and let it slide.

  • @Charles-Pettibone
    @Charles-Pettibone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    A student once said to my dad (a history professor) that his plagiarism wasn't his fault because his mom wrote the paper for him.

  • @apexcapital1328
    @apexcapital1328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7205

    I had a headache when I woke up and took Viagra by accident and it’s inappropriate for me to show up in class today.

    • @dvg4868
      @dvg4868 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Esk8 Forum you're in college why you using viagara

    • @apexcapital1328
      @apexcapital1328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      DVG Never said it was mine haha just have to make it believable.

    • @NeekyNooky
      @NeekyNooky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I'm going to use that thank you

    • @Mistamista69
      @Mistamista69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      that's actually a pretty good one... I might use that

    • @carters1209
      @carters1209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Andrew Odinson Same! Was it a roleplay where they needed to be to their aunts and he had a headache.and the mother accidentally gave him Viagra so they had sex.so it would go away?

  • @JonathanR1994
    @JonathanR1994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8790

    My grandpa died again.

    • @DarthCookieKS
      @DarthCookieKS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +615

      Jonathan Rendon I still remember my grandpa's last words. His last words were "stop shaking the ladder Jared!"

    • @TheRedPhoneVideos
      @TheRedPhoneVideos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      My classmate's grandfather died on three separate occasions.

    • @MeteorCow
      @MeteorCow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Darth Cookie holy fucking shit

    • @neemoeep
      @neemoeep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I can't stop laughing at these comments xD lolololol

    • @Tik1800
      @Tik1800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      “Aw fuck not again Gerald, you forgot to take your hemroid pills”

  • @lotuseater7247
    @lotuseater7247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I did once have my computer broken before submitting a presentation which I'd spent hours on. My housemate came in the night before, drunk, and spilt his beer over it. No one believed me. I got 60%.

    • @winniebishh7465
      @winniebishh7465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This happened to me last week. The power supply started smoking out of nowhere. Good thing I managed to get it replaced within 2 days or I would've failed my assignment. I don't know why "my computer broke" is not a legit excuse.

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@winniebishh7465lol they keep thinking it’s cuz of some gamer rage or something

  • @zman4002
    @zman4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3867

    Honestly if someone was like "I wanted to finish my dream" I'd be like
    *understandable, have a good day*

    • @Ordep_Aviaras
      @Ordep_Aviaras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The worst part is that they probably didn't finish the dream cuz it's ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO FINISH DREAMS after you wake up. It's just so hard to go back to your dream I think I could do it like only 2 times.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Ordep_Aviaras I can go back to the same dream semi-reliably. I just have to not get out of bed and try to fall back to sleep as soon as I realize I woke up. If I fully wake up, usually by making any major movements to my body or thinking too hard about anything other than the dream, then it's screwed.

    • @pixxL_
      @pixxL_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it normal to be watching yourself in 3rd person doing things and then realizing you're in a dream, waking up but not opening eyes, then being back in. Except theres a bunch of changes to the dream and you can somewhat control what happens

    • @zman4002
      @zman4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@pixxL_ seems like your describing a lucid dream bud

    • @pixxL_
      @pixxL_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zman4002 oh ok

  • @gamerrrdude4405
    @gamerrrdude4405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30066

    “They were having a dream about a mermaid and they wanted to go back to sleep to see how the dream ended”
    Fucking legend

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      "they"

    • @masterham3120
      @masterham3120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +595

      I also want to continue my dream but can't

    • @tsanya32
      @tsanya32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@hijodelaisla275 sounds like ''they'' were havinging an Orgy dream. 💀

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tsanya32 LOL

    • @reylitabiok5650
      @reylitabiok5650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      Yes that’s the pronoun used by the professors

  • @scooterbum4288
    @scooterbum4288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    I called in, (to work, not school) told my super I had been abducted from my bedroom by aliens and was up all night making crop circles and forcibly mating with their women. I told him I was very tired and needed some quality, me time.
    You may think I would be fired but for more than four years, I was never late, never sick, always pulled extra hours when needed. He said "I hope we see you on Monday, get some rest."
    Never miss the opportunity to make an impression. He's probably still telling that story.

    • @XxskidudekidxX
      @XxskidudekidxX ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you divulge more? I can’t tell if this is a joke or a mental health crisis or if I’m just gaslighting you and you really believed you’d been abducted and mated with alien chicks (lucky).
      Good work ethic btw

    • @AAAAAAHHHHHHHH1
      @AAAAAAHHHHHHHH1 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      You must be very close to your super

    • @abhinqv3490
      @abhinqv3490 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how about in 4 years@wingsirman

    • @haruk2312
      @haruk2312 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      By your story, you seem to think r@pe is a joke. And how males think like that, they actually enjoy r@pe.

    • @thundervallie
      @thundervallie ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@haruk2312 notice you're the only one bringing this up? Huh. Kinda seems like you're the only one that thought of that, I wonder why. A simple joke of a story doesn't say what he likes or not, either. BTW, good bait comment.

  • @catluva74
    @catluva74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4935

    I told flat out told one of my teachers. It's not excuse but I'm mentally fried and decided to play video games instead and I knew I was getting a zero. The funny part was she gave me a few extra days to get it done because I didn't lie.

    • @0-Stars-MikiTune-
      @0-Stars-MikiTune- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      That's lucky.

    • @cend2362
      @cend2362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      Teachers a sweetheart

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      One time a professor lost my homework, and gave me two hours two remake it, like??? Is difficult, you lost it

    • @sarapocorn
      @sarapocorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@SieMiezekatze My prof once messed up and had me and another student prepare the same paper to present. I found out the day of, as she got up and presented the same topic as I was going to that day. Prof said „whoops“ and I had to prepare and do a whole new presentation.
      He had crossed out my name on his list and written the other woman‘s name instead, he „thought it was a typo“, as her name was Lara and I‘m Sara. ugh.

    • @smellamyblake8352
      @smellamyblake8352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Honestly that's valid. Mental health is important and it is important to take breaks. I'm glad she was understanding

  • @scp049hasbreachedcontianme9
    @scp049hasbreachedcontianme9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4018

    The cat one is a pretty damn reasonable excuse. My cat will eat any bug she sees move. Spiders, worms, moths, etc.
    I would not be surprised if she has eaten a few caterpillars.

    • @DD-qe6uk
      @DD-qe6uk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aaron Cyro crazy cat

    • @jcmerritt7717
      @jcmerritt7717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yea, mine too

    • @judequalls8197
      @judequalls8197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tintoe power litarally

    • @scp049hasbreachedcontianme9
      @scp049hasbreachedcontianme9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dalvin Tan That's the way cats are normally. They're all crazy assholes. And this is coming from a cat lover😌

    • @geraldthebear6552
      @geraldthebear6552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shifting Panther I’m dying. This made my day. I hope you were okay. 😂

  • @Piper_____
    @Piper_____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    I literally slept through my last day of finals in 9th grade. Slept through all of my alarms, and woke up at 10:30 (it was a half-day, so that was an hour before school ended). I panicked, and got to school as fast as I could. Thankfully, I’d established myself as an honest student, and I was able to take all of the finals. Didn’t do well on them, but that’s a different issue. Also once just straight-up missed that a midterm exam existed in a class in college because it was online and I didn’t notice for a week. When I finally did notice it (at 11pm a week later or something) I emailed my professor saying “uhhh this was totally my fault, but it wasn’t intentional.” He asked if I could have the test done by the next night, if that would be enough time to study. I responded that actually, I’d just done it in a panic as soon as I saw it existed. Somehow, I got a 17/20!

  • @alecia_lea
    @alecia_lea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9651

    One time a professor-after classes had been canceled for one week only after Hurricane Harvey-had the audacity to say “my house is repaired now which means all of your houses should be too, so there is no excuse not to do your best work”....while we still didn’t have walls or a bed to sleep on and the current damage was evident on every neighborhood you drove down 🙃😅

    • @dominoot2652
      @dominoot2652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

      How does someone’s brain function like that? Like how do you get that far in life?

    • @zekeross6542
      @zekeross6542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      It would have been fun to attach some pictures of your house's condition in the assignment

    • @dominoot2652
      @dominoot2652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      @@zekeross6542 if they hadn’t all made a literal parade down the hall to get this man fired, they should have done that, and then yes, attach photos of their destroyed homes in their papers lmao

    • @alecia_lea
      @alecia_lea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@dominoot2652 the fun bit is the professor was a woman who was also a high school teacher (this was a dual credit class but we had real professors come from the college because it was two miles down the road). She still works there to this day. But yes, I should have attached photos of my house’s condition within the essay 😭😅

    • @Jen-xm9bp
      @Jen-xm9bp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@dominoot2652 not that far really. Ultimately, your students end up hating you.

  • @aesymmetric8894
    @aesymmetric8894 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6159

    These aren’t the “worst excuse”, they are legit reasons. Kind of funny or very untimely but they are reasons.

    • @bartholomewtheapostle8664
      @bartholomewtheapostle8664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Yea like the mermaid one

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yes, none of the professors answered the question correctly.

    • @Conway1
      @Conway1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Cuzeg Spiked teacherbhopic?..who hate teachers🤔

    • @zekeross6542
      @zekeross6542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I guess it something lost in translation.
      Like worst as in the ones are like the saddest or make them feel the worst

    • @hoezhiwan
      @hoezhiwan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@zekeross6542 I agree. It sounds like the professors interpret the worst excuse as being the worst thing the students have to face and can't complete their assignments.

  • @shivamanand8998
    @shivamanand8998 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    1:24 is epic. This is what I was looking for.

  • @CuriousCabinet
    @CuriousCabinet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9160

    Ah, this brings back memories. I had a fire in my dorm room, woke up to my bedding ablaze. I was extremely fortunate and made it out with only burnt hands and hair, and smoke inhalation. But I lost everything in there. It was finals term and my practical write up was due in the day after. The professor wouldn’t accept my ‘excuse’ although I had bandaged hands and an interesting hairdo. Maybe he thought it was the new fashion. I think I was still partially still dealing with the shock as I just stood there because I genuinely didn’t have anything and didn’t have anyway to reproduce it,. I couldn’t even access my room as it was sealed off. Luckily a wonderful lab tech told him he was being an arse, and I was obviously not making it up. I am still appreciative of her!

    • @TheCowboy4000
      @TheCowboy4000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      Should of shown him the police report or pictures of the damage. He sounds like a dick. Shouldn't even be a professor.

    • @peteiiseasy3217
      @peteiiseasy3217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      I like dat" hairdo"

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      How'd your bed go up in flames while you were sleeping anyway?

    • @CuriousCabinet
      @CuriousCabinet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      @@k-leb4671 Age old story. Candles. It was student halls and someone had blown the electrics so we had no power or light. I fell asleep before blowing them out. My duvet caught and you know they rest. The warnings they give with candles are justified, be careful folks!

    • @hariup7506
      @hariup7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@CuriousCabinet So what happened afterwards? Did you get to redo it?

  • @tq5788
    @tq5788 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4566

    This video triggered a flashback. I have a professor who gave a major assignment online around 10 pm with the instruction: print the pages and write the answers in blue pen. Then submit the paper the following morning at 8 am sharp at his office. Not by e mail. I never went to sleep and finished my assignment until morning. . I have no class schedule the following day but I needed to physically submit that assignment. There was a vehicular accident on my way, blocking the traffic. In a nut shell, I reached his office 8:02 am and all he said was, "You are late and I wont accept an explaination." Up to this day, I wonder why he is making students suffer?

    • @Ben-fg9wy
      @Ben-fg9wy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      suffer.*

    • @werty205715931
      @werty205715931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

      Same with my math professor he didn't even let the late people come in later for extra time for a test that's 30% of grade. Even though there was a bombing in a train station that made it harder to show up. We were all pissed ;-;

    • @voidface8827
      @voidface8827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Adhurim Mujaj what the fuck?? Were you ever allowed to take it?

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      I don't care if ISIS kidnapped you or Somalian pirates abducted and raped you!
      You hand it in on time or it counts as a zero! You got it?

    • @Ariel-gj7bi
      @Ariel-gj7bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

      Yeah, I had some professors like that too... I honestly think some sadistic people become professors just so they can feel good making other people's lives worse.

  • @jason-qc5lr
    @jason-qc5lr ปีที่แล้ว +10

    remember, if someone gives an absurd reason, always look further into it, it may just be trure

  • @Lottekkum
    @Lottekkum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1276

    Homeboy in jail worried about his class I respect that lmao

  • @rorygiambalvo2955
    @rorygiambalvo2955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3126

    I once had to email 3 professors the weekend before finals because I started having seizures and was in the hospital for diagnosis. None of them even required I send in hospital paperwork, they just trusted me because I was a good student. One prof even dropped the Final for me so I didn't have to take it. I was super lucky.

    • @MaxThrills
      @MaxThrills 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      I guess we should all be good students then, respect from your teachers can come a long way

    • @peacechickification
      @peacechickification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@MaxThrills the problem is, is that if everyone is a good student, profs still only have capacity for so much and would likely still gravitate to the best students.

    • @eh86055
      @eh86055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@peacechickification "If everyone's super, no one will be."

    • @dremorakynval1269
      @dremorakynval1269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@eh86055 This is not true. An entire class can objectively master the material and that's a good thing.

    • @annabethyeung8512
      @annabethyeung8512 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@dremorakynval1269 if the class is collectively mastering the material, chances are that the material will be adjusted accordingly to sufficiently challenge students

  • @lucasl799
    @lucasl799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    One of my high school teachers told me the story of how one of their friends was teaching a class and a student basically missed class until the end, where they came in and told the teacher "Sorry I missed class. Somebody just died in my arms." or something like that. As they left the room, the teacher noticed that the student's hands were covered in blood. Later that day, they heard the news that somebody had been shot in the area between where the student lived and the school. It turned out that the student was late to class because they were holding a dying man in their arms during their final moments.
    Makes me happy that I have never had to deal with that type of stuff. I can't imagine what that student must have been going through at the time.

    • @evelynbanksmystiqal
      @evelynbanksmystiqal 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That’s insane oh my gosh

    • @probsnooneyouknowtbh3712
      @probsnooneyouknowtbh3712 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I used to commute like a half hour to college and it's a long story but I had someone stalk me on the way there and actually block me into a parking lot with their car (I was stupid and didn't realize I was being followed or I wouldn't have put myself somewhere they could do that) and I had to call campus police to escort them off the premises. By the time that was taken care of class was over and I just went up to my professor and was like hey a crazy guy followed me and blocked me into a parking lot and I had to call the police, can I get the material for today? She was like oh are you okay and I said yeah it's fine! It probably would've been less weird if I had just sent her an email LOL. It's weird how when you're in a shocked kind of a state, you're just like whelp guess I'll go to class. Your brain goes on autopilot and doesn't know what else to do except follow your familiar routine I suppose. Even if you got stalked by a crazy guy... or had someone die in your arms 😵‍💫

  • @ineedpineapples
    @ineedpineapples 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2523

    In Jail: That's not an excuse Nigga. THAT'S A REASON

    • @lextexfanmusic4198
      @lextexfanmusic4198 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sir Pineapple 😂

    • @FreedomOfTħought
      @FreedomOfTħought 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      House arrest, jail, jail.... American law enforcement and legal system are so messed up. Wanna bet it was all because of a few joints...

    • @Kknderbueno
      @Kknderbueno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Remember you can get sent to jail before you’re ever convicted. You could have done nothing, been in the wrong place at the wrong time, and boom, you’re in jail.

    • @paulodigioia
      @paulodigioia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stew joints 😂😂 srsly

    • @oli5472
      @oli5472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sir Pineapple Unless they were lying...

  • @joshoneal5907
    @joshoneal5907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2971

    My house was destroyed by a hurricane.

    • @joshoneal5907
      @joshoneal5907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Jay S did you or did you not watch the Video?

    • @Dougy
      @Dougy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jay S BITCH

    • @christinegraham9069
      @christinegraham9069 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Lol I felt like that excuse was pretty reasonable

    • @magnus_6104
      @magnus_6104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      josh o'neal sorry for your loss that's what I would say if someone said that to me

    • @barrygaler3701
      @barrygaler3701 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      that had to be a lie no one can be that stupid

  • @punclass
    @punclass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    If the Professors response was on a test titled "Worst Excuse they've heard", most would fail. We want the dumbest - not the saddest.

  • @memeguyeah5373
    @memeguyeah5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2530

    This reminded me of the one student who couldn't attend online class. For the reasoning, he wrote 'goat birth'.
    It was real. His father own goat farm and he was helping his father with it. He even provided photo as evidence.

    • @thespacedinos4037
      @thespacedinos4037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      that will forever be my excuse for anything

    • @vali.s5109
      @vali.s5109 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      pretty legit if I say so

    • @Love-Sensibility
      @Love-Sensibility ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Such a good guy

    • @megashedinja9700
      @megashedinja9700 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      _Life has many doors, Ed-boy_

    • @eee-xd5bo
      @eee-xd5bo ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OH MY GOD I LIVE ON A FARM I SHOULD USE THIS BUT COW BIRTH!!!

  • @dehzo6854
    @dehzo6854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    That girl had a baby and still showed up! Jesus she has a better work ethic than me at full energy

    • @grizzfan08
      @grizzfan08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      God bless that new mama. End of discussion right there.

    • @aiiiia9971
      @aiiiia9971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      For real... she must be a total boss

    • @thisrandomperson5822
      @thisrandomperson5822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Waldel Martell not really, she could’ve been in her 20s

    • @00Raven00
      @00Raven00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Waldel Martell also you don't know her circumstances maybe she was forced to have the baby and didn't want it

    • @jbdbibbaerman8071
      @jbdbibbaerman8071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Waldel Martell Could be! But she could have been going back to school while married to someone. She could very well have been in a financially stable spot

  • @haroldmcbroom7807
    @haroldmcbroom7807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I gotta share mine with ya... back when I was in the work force, I would set my alarm clock like, an hour early, so I could snooze longer, so there was this one time, when my alarm clock went off, and I smacked it somewhat fierce, as was common practice... closed my eyes, and began to mentally prepare for the day ahead. I imagined myself getting out of bed, turning on the coffee pot, taking a shower, getting dressed, drinking my coffee, and walking out the door to catch the bus, and walking into the office, and that's when I woke up late for work, so I called my boss, and told her I was gonna be late, cause I dreamed I was already there.

    • @Ani-kq4tr
      @Ani-kq4tr ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's happened to me before when my mom woke me up for school, I had went back to sleep and I had dreamt that I got up and got ready for school

  • @paullyons7621
    @paullyons7621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Best excuse I ever heard: "I work for . We were on a mission to the Philipines, and we were attacked by pirates in the South China Seas." It was true. I used to tell my students that if they wanted an extension, they had to produce an excuse as good or better. No-one ever did, but that didn't stop them asking. Or me granting them.

    • @almishti
      @almishti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      dude why has no one made a movie based on that???

    • @smallworldafterall09
      @smallworldafterall09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      In my last year of college, strictly for personal reasons, I took a 300 level nutrition course taught by a wonderful professor who made it crystal clear she tolerated zero excuses. The words No Excuses or No Exceptions were in bold throughout the syllabus and in her office hung an aluminum sign that said No Excuses with a null sign running through it. I think she would have made an exception for this incident. (And only this one!) 😂

    • @LifesLaboratory
      @LifesLaboratory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@smallworldafterall09 "in her office hung an aluminum sign that said No Excuses with a null sign running through it." So... no(no excuses)? Wouldn't that mean "excuses"? ;)

  • @milz7129
    @milz7129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3551

    My excuse: I forgot
    Mine is better

    • @eevee1583
      @eevee1583 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Traceable Logic lol

    • @milz7129
      @milz7129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Random

    • @internetguy7965
      @internetguy7965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's also the fastest way to get a 0.

    • @henrychan720
      @henrychan720 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      My English teacher: THERE IS NO SUCH WORD CALLED FORGET
      Me: sorry, I did not remember.

    • @hebrydhfjv8706
      @hebrydhfjv8706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tecahers response; do you forget eating food? Drinking water.
      Idk what to say lmao

  • @billyfraiser6298
    @billyfraiser6298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    1:24 .... THAT'S the kind of answers we're looking for lmao. By far, the best one.

  • @mvpmvp2980
    @mvpmvp2980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    the professors who have the "drop 1 exam" policy are the best. relieves so much stress about having things like this happen before an exam. and its good for them too because they dont have to listen to so many excuses and can isntead say, "its ok, the missed exam will just be dropped"

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ah fuck I wish we had that. I'd be so much more motivated if I knew I could knock this stupid C grade piece of shit off the list of things dragging my grade down.

    • @aidey8mph605
      @aidey8mph605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I love this! It greatly reduces stress especially for a first test.

  • @PLOGPLAST
    @PLOGPLAST 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    This year I had 2 professors straight up dropped me because I had missed their midterms because the monday of midterms week my close cousin had killed herself, while one teacher just dropped me on the spot the other tried to help and gave me a second chance for the next week. And well my luck was shooting aces because the next monday my uncle (her dad) succumbed to his lung cancer. So I told my teacher about this in an email that monday he replied Wednesday to tell me that he had dropped me because he felt like I was just making excuses. To top it off where I worked was sceptical too so both Friday I got the "this kind of behavior may result in termination" speech. I don't support violence in anyway or fashion but I was about to choke slam the next person I didn't report to that gave me even a dirty look.

    • @AwesomeMusic2011
      @AwesomeMusic2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      PLOGPLAST how can a professor drop you from the course? Where do you go to school?

    • @PLOGPLAST
      @PLOGPLAST 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Victor Petrescu a community college facing financial problems

    • @AwesomeMusic2011
      @AwesomeMusic2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      PLOGPLAST you could probably sue the school for distress. The final nail in the coffin for the entire college probably haha

    • @actual_doge3221
      @actual_doge3221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Please consider trying to sue the school. As long as there's proof of your family member's passing (which ofc there probably is) you can hopefully try to make up your academic distress. Btw very sorry to hear that about your loved ones.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What does midterms week mean?

  • @Chadfleanthony
    @Chadfleanthony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I used to live on a first floor and one day as I was about to sit down to prepare for a French test I smelled smoke and then I actually saw it coming up from under the floor. I called the emergency number, grabbed my cats, my family left the flat and we waited outside while the firemen were dealing with the fire. It turned out that some disgruntled ex-employee from a shop beneath our floor had gone to their former place of work, cleaned out the till, used toothpaste to leave a lovely "Happy New Year, motherfuckers" message on a computer screen and set the whole place on fire. Luckily for everyone in the building we lived 1 minute away from a fire station, so the shop was the only place to get damaged by the fire. But still we had to open all the windows to air out the smoke (everything at our place smelled of smoke for weeks), and then it took some time for the flat to get warm again since it was at the end of December. By the time the whole mess was sorted out I was just beat and went to bed.
    Fast forward to the next day as I'm standing in front of my French teacher saying "... and that's why I couldn't possibly prepare for the test". She looked me up and down, smirked and said "Of all the made up stories I've heard this has got to be the worst one. Studying isn't that hard". I dropped that bitch's class the next month.

  • @AyratHungryStudent
    @AyratHungryStudent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    The mermaid dream excuse might be legit.
    I sometimes wake up and go back to sleep to continue the dream.
    Sometimes it leads to lucid dreams.

    • @yabazyabacoffee
      @yabazyabacoffee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I honestly can't do that. I'd end up not dreaming at all, forgetting the dream right away or dreaming abt something different.

    • @ganjagriffin4426
      @ganjagriffin4426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      going back to sleep shortly after waking up is an actual popular technique for lucid dreaming, so it's no coincidence that you're getting these lucid dreams.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ganjagriffin4426 It's also a good technique for screwing up the start of your day or being late for work. I gotta learn how to be more disciplined with when I wake up.

  • @LukeFaulkner
    @LukeFaulkner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    0:35 "Until they were let out of jail"... isn't that a remarkably good excuse? I once used the excuse that there was a bumblebee in my room and I wouldn't leave until I'd guided it safely out back into nature for fear it would starve.

  • @P0wd33r
    @P0wd33r ปีที่แล้ว +48

    01:50 bro literally use the dog ate my homework excuse

  • @Dopameanniie
    @Dopameanniie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    Who else just got this in their recommended even though this was posted 2 years ago

  • @fluffy7387
    @fluffy7387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    I've got a teacher who keeps a journal full of stupid excuses and doctors notes. She plans to make it into a book.

    • @Jen-xm9bp
      @Jen-xm9bp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wtf?

    • @PartyTimePPLZ
      @PartyTimePPLZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Keeping doctors notes? That’s kinda weird ngl…

    • @soportuguese354
      @soportuguese354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@PartyTimePPLZ I think it could be just those doctor excuses, not the actual doctors note.

  • @thebookworm5048
    @thebookworm5048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I had a high school teacher who said everyone got a free pass to be late to class once a semester AS LONG AS they came up with a funny excuse (preferably untrue, like being abducted by aliens)

  • @antoniodelfino7737
    @antoniodelfino7737 7 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    That one about the hurricane wasn’t a bad excuse if it was like an actual reason why they couldnt do it

    • @Ben-fg9wy
      @Ben-fg9wy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      was an*

    • @bwynn8215
      @bwynn8215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ben what? they got it correct

    • @humanpotato17
      @humanpotato17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      it sounded like a bad excuse though, until the professor looked it up and discovered it was true.

  • @aadfg0
    @aadfg0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I wish my dreams had continuity. If I went back to sleep, I would just get a newly generated dream.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I often get dreams that I had 3+ years earlier. It's quite nostalgic.

    • @LucTaylor
      @LucTaylor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@k-leb4671 which is funny because you replied to a 3 year old comment :P

    • @wykon6700
      @wykon6700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      truuue when tf are they gonna implement a saving system ? They seriously need to patch the game cuz its lacking in replay ability rn

    • @kovici7226
      @kovici7226 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it’s really hard to continue you it if you even think one real-life thought you will come back to sensical thinking and a train of thought will start so you really gotta instinctually KNOW “damn that was good” and just feeling-driven keep sleeping .

    • @aadfg0
      @aadfg0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kovici7226 Impossible for me. When I wake up prematurely, it's at least a few minutes before falling back asleep. Even after staying up all night, it takes at least 5 minutes to fall asleep.

  • @BintonGaming
    @BintonGaming ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i love that a lot of the professors didn't understand the question

  • @charlesqin7582
    @charlesqin7582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    notice how the communications professor was the most concise

  • @benhahn7105
    @benhahn7105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    If your house actually was destroyed by a hurricane wouldn't that be a good excuse.

    • @flurp1674
      @flurp1674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Ben Hahn NOPE. You have to live in the classroom

    • @joshuanorman2
      @joshuanorman2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Their house actually was wym?

    • @OGbqze
      @OGbqze 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Hahn reason

    • @DonutMaster56
      @DonutMaster56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Treestump & Thunderarch
      But the title says “Worst excuses,” not “excuses.”

    • @Xxsorafan
      @Xxsorafan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Hahn ikr. That’s a reasonable excuse.

  • @smolpotato8043
    @smolpotato8043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    when i was younger, one of my classmates said "oh i had to eat dinner and clean my room"

  • @williamwallace4080
    @williamwallace4080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    I took a test two days after my grandma died and managed to get an 80%. This happened 3 weeks ago. I couldn't ask to postpone the exam (I doubt they would've let me) so I just did it. It's messed me up though, I haven't properly grieved for her. When grandpa died in May 2020, I had a few weeks to grieve before my exam session.

    • @karaliblick7887
      @karaliblick7887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      😔 hope you’re doing better today. That’s really tough. It’s quite ridiculous that some educators have no understanding for experiences like the one you described

    • @williamwallace4080
      @williamwallace4080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@karaliblick7887 thank you, I had completely forgotten I'd commented here. Many people think you're just making it up as an excuse and my uni doesn't really allow you to postpone your exams. Well, I lost my other grandma in late June (in the middle of exams again) so it's just been an awful period. I've got 3 exams left for my bachelor. Graduating will be bittersweet - I can't wait till I'm done but I regret not having studied harder so that my grandparents could've seen me graduate. You learn to deal with loss and it really does come in waves. You can be fine for days, weeks and months, but then you just burst out crying.

    • @karaliblick7887
      @karaliblick7887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@williamwallace4080 Good luck with your last exams and congratulations on (soon) making it through. I'm sure they had plenty to be proud of outside of your degree work too

    • @williamwallace4080
      @williamwallace4080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@karaliblick7887 Thank you for your kind words.

    • @abhiroopdey
      @abhiroopdey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@williamwallace4080 Hey William, just checking up on you man. Hope you're doing well now.

  • @audymaulizar6697
    @audymaulizar6697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The caterpillar one was a legit "my cat ate my homework" case.

  • @philconey11
    @philconey11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Honestly I just straight up told my professors "I didn't really have the energy to get it done." That said, I rarely ever miss class or assignments. 3.8 cumulative GPA throughout college. I think that helped me make up the few missing assignments I had. I've only had one or two assignments that got docked for late submission.

  • @RyanLynch1
    @RyanLynch1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    why is nobody talking about the last one... how is that normal???

    • @triciamccutchen3227
      @triciamccutchen3227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i know hahahahah

    • @FreedomOfTħought
      @FreedomOfTħought 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      it's not normal, that's why he mentioned it..

    • @audreywhalen5141
      @audreywhalen5141 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ryan Lynch it’s obviously a fake excuse

    • @Ben-fg9wy
      @Ben-fg9wy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      one?*
      Because the other ones were crazy, too.

    • @ktwooxxx8906
      @ktwooxxx8906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ben but that was murder and that's kinda different to your cat eating your caterpillar

  • @turtlegurllie
    @turtlegurllie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    The house arrest could be legitimate because the student might not have WiFi at home. The student might have always completed assignments at the Library.

    • @Ben-fg9wy
      @Ben-fg9wy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But then all the other assignments would have been incomplete. I think only one assignment needed the library for books or other things and since he said he was under house arrest, he couldn't get them.

    • @kef1.038
      @kef1.038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ben True, but if the student didn't have WiFi at home, they would have to use the WiFi in the library

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahahah, no. Everyone has a connection to the internet, everyone going to college anyways.

  • @patrickstar1164
    @patrickstar1164 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My student told me that he was way too happy and excited the entire week and didn't want to bother with homework

  • @janegoldy6385
    @janegoldy6385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Mine, I didn't want to grab my calculator from the floor.

    • @GrubKiller436
      @GrubKiller436 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mine would be: I had to take a shit right when the final exam started.

    • @yourmomsucksbootyhole1236
      @yourmomsucksbootyhole1236 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHA ROFL LMAO 😂😂😂😂😐😐😑

    • @anti64
      @anti64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GrubKiller436 this actually happened to a friend of mine, he was going to the toilet before a very important exam, but he got a violent diarrhea that lasted 2 hours

    • @bogiman1265
      @bogiman1265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anti64 it really do be like that sometimes

    • @furfoxsake1175
      @furfoxsake1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anti64 Could be the stress of the exam that induced it. Sometimes I get nervous shits before exams. Weirdly enough they end up being the tests I do the best on. Like a cursed goodluck charm.

  • @sophiapiper4978
    @sophiapiper4978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    THE MERMAID DREAM ONE

  • @smorgasborgas
    @smorgasborgas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I told my prof the other day that I forgot we had a test and had no excuse for missing it, and asked if I could make it up. He let me do it because he appreciated my honesty and said "the excuses wear me down". I had missed 2 other tests in that same class, I figured I may as well try my luck a 3rd time haha. If I miss another I won't bother because I've had way too many chances at this point lmao

  • @yoncegg9584
    @yoncegg9584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    This was high school but I had a classmate who said he couldnt turn in his assignment because his down syndrome cat went missing. The teacher felt so bad and he confessed a year later that he lied. I still laugh.

    • @thisrandomperson5822
      @thisrandomperson5822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMAO

    • @peteiiseasy3217
      @peteiiseasy3217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Biggest betrayal but teacher got bamboozled fr

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wasn't aware that cats could have Down Syndrome.
      But I can see how it's possible in retrospect.

    • @EvidentlyThinking
      @EvidentlyThinking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The appropriate wording is "cat with Down Syndrome". Please use this wording for humans too, and put the condition after the person. Anything else is generally considered quite disrespectful and offensive.

    • @albinocat
      @albinocat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@EvidentlyThinking who cares tbh

  • @Isaac_L..
    @Isaac_L.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The first day of class my Organic Chemistry (a notoriously difficult class) Professor explained how important the Exams were and the very specific make up scenarios (athletes, doctors note, etc). This one student used his one phone call from jail to call the professor to see if he could make it up. He got a 0.

    • @RandomPerson-vq9kw
      @RandomPerson-vq9kw ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As someone who has taken organic chemistry, yikes I feel that pain

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah that’s an asshole professor

  • @gl.c_planet613
    @gl.c_planet613 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Brings back memories. I was in my first year, studying abroad in the UK, and almost all subjects had assignments due after the reading week. Some of them had to be handed in physically at the class on Monday. I had completed all of the assignments before Monday but had fallen sick with a high fever on Sunday night. Literally was unconscious for 15hours and woke up at like 5pm on Monday and missed all of the classes so I emailed the teachers my assignments and explained to them my condition as best as I can. I couldn’t see a doctor either as my national health insurance had not been set up yet.
    One of them didn’t believe me, or maybe they did but was so annoyed by the lack of physical copy - they deducted a whole grade from my assignment. No other feedback was given. Luckily the assignment didn’t count towards the final grade, but i couldn’t forget the experience as it was the first assignment I’ve ever submitted studying abroad…

  • @user60223
    @user60223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I had done my homework but I forgot to bring it."

    • @aaronrodgers6675
      @aaronrodgers6675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In my high school students get away with it SO MUCH lol. They never turn it in and the teacher sometimes even forgets to put a 0 in

    • @somyaranjansahoosahoo5127
      @somyaranjansahoosahoo5127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aaronrodgers6675 In India also once you don't bring it you will not be asked.

  • @javierowo
    @javierowo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    My excuse one time I remember was telling them.
    "I was close to dying on the way to school"
    And I was, It was a winter morning and I caught a athsma attack nearing the office. Barely breathing mind you and luckily reaching the doors of the office and passing out.
    Woke at the ER with a tank of oxygen and a Iv haunched in my wrist. I missed the final week of school, missed finals, Failed that entire year.
    Luckily made it up at a continuation school around my area, major difference from a traditional highschool in a sense that the teachers there actually think about their students rather than my regular school that just couldn't give 2 shits about you.

    • @8lec_R
      @8lec_R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How dafuq is that an excuse? That's a legit reason!
      Someday one of these teachers will be shot by gun in the leg, and when they don't turn up to school, that day, they'll get sacked with no benefits.

  • @aroundandround
    @aroundandround ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some of the excuses seem like they could be unfortunate truths.

  • @tobiasreiersen7397
    @tobiasreiersen7397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    0:39 is exactly how a German teacher is supposed to look

    • @X05JaEchtMan
      @X05JaEchtMan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      As a German guy, this is correct

    • @iscrampad2194
      @iscrampad2194 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nah she looks like todays Karen
      Just kidding 😂

    • @Themathfictionaltimeline
      @Themathfictionaltimeline หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤡​@@iscrampad2194

  • @antonbijl
    @antonbijl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I once missed a test because I forgot and went golfing with my parents. The subject was financial accounting and I knew it extremely well, and therefore didn't need any specific prep. It was (somewhat unusually) on a Saturday morning and I frequently played golf with my parents on Saturday mornings at the time. My mom called me late on the Friday evening and asked if I wanted to join them for a golf game the next morning and I simply forgot about the test. I will never forget the moment it hit me - I was literally standing over the ball to play my approach into the 18th green, some 2 hours after the scheduled start time of the test and almost 4 hours into my golf game... I went to the prof, told him the truth, and he allowed me to write the "sick test".

  • @AHeckman118
    @AHeckman118 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I once told a professor that I didn’t complete an essay about the Aeneid because I just failed to manage my time well, and he told me that he appreciated my “Roman honesty” and gave me an extension.

    • @armorpro573
      @armorpro573 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL if only it was that easy. 😆

  • @aiiiia9971
    @aiiiia9971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    That woman who had a baby: * walks into exam room *
    Everyone within a two mile radius: _why do I hear boss music?_

  • @1411kitkat
    @1411kitkat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The mermaid dream excuse really made me laugh

  • @lifelongstudents233
    @lifelongstudents233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The last one just took it to the next level.

  • @Manuel-jr6op
    @Manuel-jr6op 7 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    The jail one makes me so angry
    Like ?? they already have to deal with the punishment? Adding extra punishment that was never sentenced is unjust

    • @richyjones9878
      @richyjones9878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      they cant just move the date of the final or make special allowances just because you got arrested. That's your own fault

    • @xAlphaBxtch
      @xAlphaBxtch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Richy Jones Not everyone convicted is guilty you know, lots of criminals set up scapegoats

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Also, someone in jail isn't a criminal until the court says so. Take that for what it's worth, but that's the system.
      It's 'supposed to be' innocent until proven guilty so that we don't wind up in another Salem Witch Hunts situation, where we consider allegations as evidence.

    • @xAlphaBxtch
      @xAlphaBxtch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Stow No it is not it happens all the time. Apparently you just don’t know how the system works at all. I had a close friend almost get convicted for rape but the girl confessed that she lied right before he was sentenced. The system is very broken and if you don’t know this I feel extremely sorry for you and hope you get a wake up call kid

    • @jos_meid
      @jos_meid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@richyjones9878 Not necessarily. Jail is not just for people who have already been convicted. Being arrested isn't necessarily the same as being guilty.

  • @tektrades7539
    @tektrades7539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I was in a college math class once, and another student walked in about 30 minutes late and said, "Sorry I'm late. I stopped to help a car accident involving a bus load of nuns!" Even the professor started laughing.

  • @karenhackmack4548
    @karenhackmack4548 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My worst was a student told me that her mother had died and she had a breakdown. Was shocked to see them in the shops together 2 weeks later

  • @mertbeloglu
    @mertbeloglu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    how the heck is being in jail a lame excuse?

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The teacher probably took the question as the actual worst thing that happened to one of their students and not the worst excuse

    • @alihorda
      @alihorda 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it sounds quite unlikely you get in jail (as a student..) so maybe it was just a lame excuse

    • @Ybereza69
      @Ybereza69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alihorda how the fck is it unlikely? Lol

    • @alihorda
      @alihorda 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ybereza69 well I don't live in USA and here it is not common for youth to get in jail

    • @gamma_dablam
      @gamma_dablam 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alihorda not when the drinking age is 21 and the police actively look for underage drinking

  • @dylanfrazier6957
    @dylanfrazier6957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Why do students allow professors to interfere with their personal lives? If you don’t make it to class, there should be a policy that you get your work in within a certain period or you get a zero (or reduced points). Professors have no business asking students for excuses. Their tuition dollars are their excuse.

    • @FreedomOfTħought
      @FreedomOfTħought 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Uhm I don't think they asked for excuses. I think the students gave them their excuse on their own volition..

    • @dylanfrazier6957
      @dylanfrazier6957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Stew Most college syllabi require excused absences to make up work.

    • @Shockwave33333333333
      @Shockwave33333333333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      At my college if ur attendance is less than 80% you have to repeat the semester

    • @FreedomOfTħought
      @FreedomOfTħought 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Dylan Frazier no wonder American college students behave like kids when they're treated as one.

    • @Mistamista69
      @Mistamista69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stew is THAT why I'm 18 and still act 6 I was wondering about that

  • @whatiwriteafterthisismainl7133
    @whatiwriteafterthisismainl7133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    One time my professor lost my test and accused me of not informing him that i didnt sit for the test even when i had friends backing me up. I genuinely cant imagine her having a friend or her family being fond of her.

  • @_JoeMomma
    @_JoeMomma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    So if your house is destroyed by a hurricane it's a excuse??

    • @FreedomOfTħought
      @FreedomOfTħought 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Yes it is. An excuse is not inherently negative. "My excuse for not showing up to work this morning is because I got hit by a car whilst cycling on the road.", is a perfectly correct sentence.

    • @camilabrito6454
      @camilabrito6454 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian If it's true

    • @nader50752
      @nader50752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes it is:
      noun
      /ɪkˈskjuːs,ɛkˈskjuːs/
      1. a reason or explanation given to justify a fault or offence.

    • @Mistamista69
      @Mistamista69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      to teachers any thing is an excuse

    • @TheMiamiHeat
      @TheMiamiHeat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Noun
      A reason or explanation given to justify a fault or offense.
      Therefore an excuse DOES NOT have to be negative.

  • @strpe9701
    @strpe9701 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These are all valid excuses tho, I came here for something absolutely wild

  • @qwertyuiopz123
    @qwertyuiopz123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Most of these are reasonable????

    • @sky-zebra
      @sky-zebra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "sorry professor but I can't make it, I have to be with my son because he murdered his wife's lover" how is that reasonable????????

    • @vim6459
      @vim6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sky-zebra ik this was 1 year ago but Z said MOST of these are reasonable.

    • @MrVavo007
      @MrVavo007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@sky-zebra is it not reasonable to miss class when that happens? Are you just gonna chill in class like nothing happened? 🤣

    • @Broadwayriah
      @Broadwayriah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sky-zebra What if he had to turn up for the interrogation or the trial??

    • @vim6459
      @vim6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Anifco67 His wife's lover....... -_- wait what-

  • @harleyspeedthrust4013
    @harleyspeedthrust4013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    1:11 hey, I've been there. I had a final paper due and I was horsing around with my roommate when my laptop screen shattered (he threw something at me and missed). I went home and brought back a monitor. The next day I was wrestling the same roommate and one of us accidentally kicked the monitor over... and it was destroyed. Needless to say I ended up getting a much appreciated extension

    • @8lec_R
      @8lec_R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Craigslist is your friend in these cases (or an alternative that you have in your country)

  • @siomonndeleon9888
    @siomonndeleon9888 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i had a professor who said there were zero excused absences for her class, until i had to email her asking if it was alright to miss class to attend my grandmother’s funeral. she switched up pretty fast after that but i can appreciate the change

  • @meosh930
    @meosh930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I like how the professer looked proud that the student hadn't lied, after the hurricane excuse was legit. Not sympathetic.

    • @OwOw_it_Lily
      @OwOw_it_Lily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I thought he looked *surprised,* but either way, you have a good point.
      1:13 if you forgot the time BTW

    • @jules2291
      @jules2291 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah , I liked the one about the woman who gave a test a day after giving birth - a true legend .

  • @blenderrender793
    @blenderrender793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Some of these aren't even excuses, they're genuine reasons.