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I had a student tell me once that his pet goat got sick and had diarrhea all over his assignments. He was afraid I wouldn't believe him, so he emailed pictures...

i get so distracted and i got a plug-in to block every website on my browser and i blocked the submission site :((((( my prof believed me <3

I don’t know, I heard a couple of solid excuses among all those.

The worst one I've witnessed by far was my friend explaining why she missed a class for a very particular teacher: I didnt have the patience for you that day (it sounded far worse in our language.. the teacher was an a**hole, but still.. Suspended for a month and was denied attendance credits

As an excuse, I told my teacher that a relative had died. While that was true, that relative had died 23 years ago.

They love finding any reason to shit on students, huh?

TH-cam these days is like: Oh a clip that is more than seven years old! add it to the suggestions

the mermaid dream 😂😂

Only one if these is even a bad excuse

how are any of these bad excuses??? is op braindead

I think what we've learned from this is professors don't remember bad lies. They remember genuine reasons to not attend that are extremely unusual.

Almost none of these are excuses.

My dog ate my modem

Id give the mermaid dream one the extension and then ask what happened 😭

My cat ate the homework ❌ My cat ate the caterpillar ✅

He wrote a long, professional email about how he wasn't able to come to class due to shitting his pants on the way to class

Imagine going to jail and still having to do homework

Once I texted a student where are you, I can't see you in the class (online) and then and then he replied me "Miss, I am in the washroom right now" 😅. I was like _couldn't you just ignore reading and replying at my message now!? 😅

My best excuse: “I was left unsupervised.”

that first guy is literally mordecai

Read the title and I had to click to give the best excuse I’ve ever received. “I missed the final because I went to watch the execution of the woman who killed my husband”. I stood their mouth agape not knowing what to say. I finally managed and ok and offered a make up time. I spent the next half hour googling and yep. Her husband was brutally murdered, and she watched the woman who did it be executed.

My classmate had a dentist appointment five times that week.

These "professors" are awful sounds like life is hitting their students and the proffesor don't count it as valid

I hate going to my professors for excuse but I had no choice because my life is a wreck one time I told my professor I couldn’t finish my paper because I had no internet at home because I just moved and I can’t drive so that’s why I can’t stay at the school because they close after everyone is finished with classes and he said I can’t do anything for u because it’s no fair for anyone else in the class 😭like what then why should I get punished for something that’s not in my control btw my assignments are online but the assignment was a paper but we had to do research for it

One of my classmates had his grandparent die twice over

01:44 Modern problems require modern sollutions

this is the kind of content that needs to be on youtube more

🤣 hilarious

The mermaid one is based

What i be watching before making an excuse to the teacher tomorrow

You're just gonna slip that last one in at the buzzer, are you? Holy shit....

- Why didn't you prepare for the exam?! - I was too tired... - And what made you so tired? - That I had to learn so hard!

You can tell who to good professors are by how they talk about them.

One of my roommates couldn't be in class because she was driving our other roommate to the hospital after she was hit by a car. The roommate who drove emailed her professor from the hospital, but the professor still penalized her for missing a class.

Homosexuality and transgenderism are sins!!! Repent of your sins and believe in The Lord Jesus Christ Son of God our Savior, you shall be saved. Unless, you are lost✝️✝️✝️

1:33 I respect it. Sometimes a dream just really captures your attention

Ever have a student who has no legitimate excuse to be absent, but keeps insisting that you not count the absences? I have. He said in an email that I should "meet him halfway," whatever that was supposed to mean.

“My cat ate my homework”

one time a kid said the reason he did not do his homework was because he was petting his cat 😂😂

My shower water was cold today

My fan got hot and I wanted to keep an eye on it

You are an npc

I had from a college senior: “Im a plainclothes detective now but finishing up my degree. Just before I came here, we arrested a perp who had been stabbed and he bled all over the assignment in the back of the car.”

german professor look like Robin Wright

When you use your one phone call to call your prof after 2 weeks. Priorities.

A student left my class early and told me it was because she suddenly "felt like she had to vomit and s**t at the same time." Exact words. 🤦‍♂️

Worst title on youtube maybe

I thought when they said worst, it meant that it was false 💀💀💀💀

I took my advanced accounting final 1 week after delivery! That test was no joke, hardest test ever and I've taken the CPA exam. My chem professor asked me why I got this one question on the exam wrong, I told her because the exam was over 60 pages in the text and I'm not a robot.

First (after 7 years)