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Fuck you Fuck you FUCK BOTH OF YOU WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING RIGHT NOW WE’RE TRYING TO FIND THE GODDAMN EYE I JUST WANNA GO HOME AND GET MYSELF A FUCKING MCWHOPPER FROM BURGER KING EVEN THOUGH I DON’T FUCKING LIKE BURGER KING AND BURGER KING IS *SHIIIII-* -Those three in a nutshell
It is confirmed that Mew holds the dna of all pokemon in its dna-code but it is not confirmed that it permanently transformed into them. He made that part up because many people think it sounds fitting.
Giratina wasn't punished, it says in the distortion world because it needs to, or else reality would collapse, which is the whole reason Cyrus was trying to catch it
But Cyrus wasn’t trying to catch Giratina (at least not initially). He originally wanted to control Dialga and Palkia using the Red Chain, and Giratina showing up was completely unforeseen
Wait a second if pokeballs were invented after the darkest day then how the hell can you catch pokémon and why are there Nintendo switches when there's only game boy advance (I think at least) in Gen 3 what the hell
giratina was not actually punished for his actions, he saved space and time by halting and separating dialga and palkia creating the division of time and space as two separate forces. His banishment to the distortion world was effectively an exile meant to prevent his own powers from effecting reality. He is depicted very similarly to a fallen angel throughout the games.
@@austinfondren5053 based on this sentence I can tell that reading the games story must have been a challenge. So it’s understandable that you didn’t….well, understand it.
That ain't canon. It is hinted at sure especially with the movies but there's nothing that actually confirms it. The whole thousand arms thing could totally just be referencing the fact that the arceus we know is just a fragment of the true arceus since that is actually canon due to legends arceus
do you just never look up anything? do you just wait for things to come to you and then go "could you elaborate" even though this topic is widespread and well documented
I always pick may even though i am a boy cause if you have May as your rival, she just talks more... very accurate to real life... but yeah i don't like spraining my wrist mashing A to get through the text that much
@@Holo_Phantom well, canonically Brendon is the player But even then,may starts her journey before Brendon because she started helping birch before Brendon got his Pokemon
as far as i can tell "Officially" it's may who goes on their journey. From memory its rby: red Gs: gold/ethan Rs: may Dp: dawn bw: I want to say hilbert but idk Bw2: rosa xy: serena Sm: Elio Swsh: Gloria Legends: Akari
@@isdaawsum mew being the ancestor of all pokemon is debatable but there is no way mew is the ancestor of legendaries like groudon kyogre and rayquaza plus if they were a pokemon evolved from mew we would see a bunch of them like we see in the other non legendary pokemon
OMG I used to watch you a long time ago. and your video popped up because I am still subscribed. Not anymore. just kidding. Hearing your voice just made me so happy. HAPPY MEMORIES.
Giratina wasn't a baddie. Antimatter collides with matter and then blows up. The power Arceus gave him caused Giratina to destroy things just by existing and then they got punished for existing.
But giratina isn't the God of antimatter due to the fact matter came after his creation so he can't be the anti of something that doesn't exist it's more likely he's the God of gravity instead since he distorts everything much like gravity
There is a theory that the original dragon was part of the creation trio being the representasion of plasma because Dialga represents solid matter Palkia represenst liquids (that is why he is a water type) and Giratina represents gas
Fun fact: if you actually believe regigigas's Pokedex entry that it moves the continents then that would make regigigas 200 million years old at minimum
Giratina as the ruler of Gravity is much more fitting, since Gravity is the force that can bend time and space and that was probably the cause of his "bad behavior" that got him banned into a realm where there is no gravity, no time and no space.
@@ediakin4993 And in Legends Arceus, you're also a human turned Pokémon, specifically, you're either Rowlet, Cyndaquil or Oshawott, and because you're a Pokémon, you can get attacked by other Pokémon.
@@candyneige6609 anyone can be attacked by pokemon they are only slightly smarter than normal animals. If you rub me about the mechanics of the game, then I know that you are down
@@ediakin4993 Except that you're a Pokémon in Legends Arceus, and as such, you can get attacked by other Pokémon, it's just that if you were a human in Legends Arceus instead, and for some reason, you were still able to get attacked by Pokémon, then the game would be rated E10+, whereas in reality, the game is actually rated E, and you can still get attacked by Pokémon, so you can't be a human and instead must be a Pokémon in Legends Arceus.
Legends Arceus is set in the future, that's why Legends Arceus isn't in the video, since that only covers history until the events of Red and Blue and Ruby and Saphire.
Rayquaza is that one older sibling who got tired of the other 2 sibling's fighting bullshit and screams to alert them to stop and slaps the shit out of them if they dont
Giratina got punished so hard it went from shiny to normal
Now from me, I'll never take the level of disrespect
@@kfcfrychuckin946 man legit lost shiny status. That’s more of a disrespect
That's crazy
Shiny privileages revoked
He was stripped of his pigment
rayquaza is the older brother trying to stop the 2 younger brother from fighting
trying? 😂😂
Fuck you
Fuck you
FUCK BOTH OF YOU WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING RIGHT NOW WE’RE TRYING TO FIND THE GODDAMN EYE
I JUST WANNA GO HOME AND GET MYSELF A FUCKING MCWHOPPER FROM BURGER KING EVEN THOUGH I DON’T FUCKING LIKE BURGER KING AND BURGER KING IS *SHIIIII-*
-Those three in a nutshell
@@parthmudgal9270 Trying hard to not beat the shit out of them lmao, mega Rayquaza is the big brother you don't mess with
He ain't even need the mega evo to check them he just rolls up and playtimes over. He will flex that mega on deoxys tho for showing up unannounced.
Pretty sure legendary and mythical are genderless, but sure whatever
Arceus was just like, “Yo, look what the Mews are doing on earth! I wanna watch that one!”
Had no idea Mew turned in all Pokémon
@@DadHacksCentralHmm well Mew does know “transform” so it probably has something to do with that
No wonder mew is called the ancestor of all Pokémon
@@DadHacksCentral mew is known as the ancestor to all known pokemon
It is confirmed that Mew holds the dna of all pokemon in its dna-code but it is not confirmed that it permanently transformed into them. He made that part up because many people think it sounds fitting.
And then some kid threw a masterball at Arceus and all was history.
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@Starlight Noire so if we were to catch the real Arceus we need a master master ball.
Giratina wasn't punished, it says in the distortion world because it needs to, or else reality would collapse, which is the whole reason Cyrus was trying to catch it
But Cyrus wasn’t trying to catch Giratina (at least not initially). He originally wanted to control Dialga and Palkia using the Red Chain, and Giratina showing up was completely unforeseen
And then some kid brings the reality-warping demon home and obliterates a few low-level pokemon for funsies
no, we were specially made arceus legends to answer why giratina was banned. And this dude is evil as fuck
where's the source? from the game, i mean. Don't give me a source from the anime, it's not the main universe.
@@kompeitoufu6915 They did the same to Necrozma, making him misunderstood even though he is clearly a light devil.
“First there was nothing”
Then arceus was born and created dialga palkia and giratina
But giratina was not other legendaries Giratina was Evil and so giratinas legs is taken away
@@Nerium_Oleander13 he lost leg privileges
And before there was nothing.
There was monsters.
@@an_absolute_moron lmao
Arceus got mad so much he made Giratina not shiny anymore
Worst. Punishment. Ever.
Arceus: You know what? Screw you
*un-shinies your shiny Giratina*
Un-shinying your Pokémon is the ultimate power move of a vengeful God.
To be fair Giratina did try and overthrow Arceus (At least i think thats what happened)
Yeah and girantina changed from altered form to orgin form in the altered dimension
Rayquaza like
"Will you kids stop fighting for FIVE MINUTES!"
them :no
rayquaza : time for a whooping
"Why can't you all just BEHAVE YOURSELVES???"
Wait a second if pokeballs were invented after the darkest day then how the hell can you catch pokémon and why are there Nintendo switches when there's only game boy advance (I think at least) in Gen 3 what the hell
@@simonajugravescu9694 there's 2 darkest days
Arceus : literally created the universe
also Arceus : ooh purple ball, cozy
I mean the llama stuck on the fence is just a portion of the real Arceus.
@@Unknown_user6969it’s still strong enough to destroy the entire pokeverse
@@froginabucket7294and it still gets humiliated by my master ball
That's only a part of Arceus not main the Arceus we catch is only 1% of main
@@MaTo_206 so youre telling me if i catch 100 arceuses i have the full arceus? Ps u must be fun at parties.
Rayquaza is OP, he’s literally stopping a fight between some of the strongest beings we’ve seen in the show by himself.
Rayquaza is OP.
Mega Rayquaza is straight up bananas.
His ability removes the effects of the weather, which is basically where most of groudon and kyogres power goes into
giratina was not actually punished for his actions, he saved space and time by halting and separating dialga and palkia creating the division of time and space as two separate forces. His banishment to the distortion world was effectively an exile meant to prevent his own powers from effecting reality. He is depicted very similarly to a fallen angel throughout the games.
Definitely one of my top 5 favorite from my childhood, bro had a nice setup if you knew how to use him
I hate when people say Giratina is bad, cause it's not. It's intentions are widely misunderstood
It was literally banished for its violence. Giratina is caused problems.
@@austinfondren5053 based on this sentence I can tell that reading the games story must have been a challenge. So it’s understandable that you didn’t….well, understand it.
@@austinfondren5053 it’s ok take ur time, read one word at a time
Everyone forgets how the unown acted like the 1000 hands of arceus by creating matter. There are hints left in the 3rd, 10th, 11th en 12th movie.
That was the anime, the games have a separate canon
That ain't canon. It is hinted at sure especially with the movies but there's nothing that actually confirms it. The whole thousand arms thing could totally just be referencing the fact that the arceus we know is just a fragment of the true arceus since that is actually canon due to legends arceus
@@zestyvoyage2188
is your favorite Pokémon also skitty
@@coltondraws6566 lol
@@ZombieB1 like fuckin Darksied
I always forget Red and May starts their journeys at the same time
Never knew that
What!?🤯
Yeah, Hoenn and Kanto games start at the same time
Oh dang I didn’t know
So do the Gen 2/4 Protags
Imagine creating the entire universe only to be captured for eternity in a pokeball and stored in a pc
again that goofy thing is a fraction of the real poké god
@@pointingoutidiocy_834 the humans who can capture the Pokémon
Bro am I the on,y one who saw the shiny mew in the top left corner?!
@@mikelisavinacco2163nope
@@mikelisavinacco2163 Nope
“Giratina was a baddie” Dobbs 2023
"How many years are in this timeline?"
"Yes."
I like how he doesn’t even mention how Rayquaza was even born and how it got there
Through Mew
Bro sounded like a rapper saying all this fast lol
still not as fast as the Warner brothers yakko and wakko
Raper
Giratina actually got gravity and he got sent to the distortion realm to control his power
now that i know this, i cant get rid of this image of kyogre and groudon's fight was just two weird looking cats fighting
This is a religion I can get behind. 😂
wait this is actually what happened in Pokemon?
@@laargboolag9147 yes lol
pokemon gods are bullshit
@@laargboolag9147 this is the games only
Lost souls
Would you be willing to do a more in depth, long form version of this? It's very interesting
Agreed
He did it was I think 6 years ago
@@sobblesquad1403 Oh cool. Thanks!
@@sobblesquad1403 a lot of new lore came out in the last 6 years
do you just never look up anything? do you just wait for things to come to you and then go "could you elaborate" even though this topic is widespread and well documented
"Giratina was a baddie" 💀
Rayquaza: could you two fucking QUIT ALREADY?
I just realized S/V is the perfect time for ancient genosect.
Imagine they do "Proto Genesect" and its just a slightly fancier Kabutops like the theories
@@aceaids4000 ☠️
Lol would’ve been cool
Arceus: Ok mew stop creating more Pokémon
Mew: Transforms into Arceus
Pokémon: Civil War
"Red and May start their journey"... Nope, in my games it's Red and Brendan. 😁
I always pick may even though i am a boy cause if you have May as your rival, she just talks more... very accurate to real life... but yeah i don't like spraining my wrist mashing A to get through the text that much
@@Holo_Phantom well, canonically Brendon is the player
But even then,may starts her journey before Brendon because she started helping birch before Brendon got his Pokemon
Ok..?? Good for you??
as far as i can tell "Officially" it's may who goes on their journey.
From memory its
rby: red
Gs: gold/ethan
Rs: may
Dp: dawn
bw: I want to say hilbert but idk
Bw2: rosa
xy: serena
Sm: Elio
Swsh: Gloria
Legends: Akari
@@pyroau i honestly feel like you based this on the anime-
And no
Rbe's protag is Brendon,the only canon where may is norman's daughter is the anime
" First there was nothing but Arceus is born " and that guys is how scientists explain how human was born 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is there a longer version of this I’d be interested to read like a full on lore history book
there is some old timeline videos from a few years ago
Search up pokemon lore a timeline should pop up the first
Just realized the ultimate weapon is shaped like Celesteela the ultra beast
Giratina wasn't sent there as punishment, it was sent because it accidently made black holes
You can't just change Shiny Giratina to normal colored one..
You can if you're arceus
He did
This is why Red is the Goat
This just confirms it every1 prefers shiny giratina more than regular giratina
Im still trying to imagine how tf mew evolved into kyogre and groudon
Same. It was sort of disturbing
Mew didn't evolve into Kyogre or Groudon he got it wrong
Mew is basically the ancestor to all pokemon, so as regular evolution works, mews DNA must've been mutated to form into different pokemon
@@isdaawsum
mew being the ancestor of all pokemon is debatable but there is no way mew is the ancestor of legendaries like groudon kyogre and rayquaza plus if they were a pokemon evolved from mew we would see a bunch of them like we see in the other non legendary pokemon
@@Dacentrurus i mean there's is a bunch of legendary running around
And then a 10 year old captured them.
the fact that there are very many who know the lore through silver soul makes this akward
Making giratina shiny is a good way to show he had holy powers before
Arceus really said "you know what, girantina? Screw you. *unshines your knees.*"
I’m getting major “the sun is a deadly laser” vibes
Yo another person who forgot how to spell laser because lazarbeam
@@MrRabbitGaming1 love how you assume so, no I just did a typo
You could make a religion out of this
"Can we go on land yet?"
@@LumaSloth*no*
I always assumed that since mew can use transform, it was just one going around breeding with EVERYTHING.
Mew become Zeus lol
@@lakshyaplayz007 exactly!
rizz
So mew is a thot 💀 amazing
@@JustGav86 undercover hoe using transform 🦹♀️
OMG I used to watch you a long time ago. and your video popped up because I am still subscribed.
Not anymore.
just kidding. Hearing your voice just made me so happy. HAPPY MEMORIES.
shit I didn't realise it was dobbs till I read your comment
Same here
Dobbs is funny as fuck Id love it if he played pokemon cawps it's kind of an edgier version of pokemon where u play as a 🐷 trying to kill criminals
Then don't forget, Regigigas can only be summoned if Regirock, Regice and Registeel come together.
Pokémon is creationist and evolutionist at the same time, we stan!
Giratina wasn't a baddie. Antimatter collides with matter and then blows up. The power Arceus gave him caused Giratina to destroy things just by existing and then they got punished for existing.
But giratina isn't the God of antimatter due to the fact matter came after his creation so he can't be the anti of something that doesn't exist it's more likely he's the God of gravity instead since he distorts everything much like gravity
@@sharkplay1261 he went to the realm because he knew if he went out it would destroy the world
@@sharkplay1261My Guy the creators of giratina allready Said that It represents anti matter.
@@davidfilipe4460 do you have a source to that
We also have Giratina lite version in Yveltal, Phoenix of death that looks like a mammal
Now with scarlet and violet, we have to fit literally ancient Pokémon into the timeline
Its sad that we stopped exploring the world where mega evolution exists.
It is by far the best generational fighting gimmick
ah, a fellow man of culture.
This has the same energy as “history of the entire world, i guess.”
Imagine you creating the literal universe and some random 10yr just walks up to you and throws their balls at you
Im at this point sure pokemon has no time lines and is just a fusion of chaotic happening
I think it's been three years since I've watched a video of yours. It's honestly kinda nostalgic to see you pop up in my recommendations again.
Big green snake boi is a real G for saving the planet not once but twice
you forgot to say that celebi brought arceus' egg to the begging of time
this is why rayquaza is my favorite pokémon because not only does it look baller asf but it’s strong enough to split up kyogre and groudon
I always thought with arcues you are never catching god himself, merely an avatar of him
Then the creator of the universe was helplessly caught in a masterball
A fraction of him was caught.
But the 3 son of him space time and antimatter are actually caught by ball and probabily not even master
Why are you people wasting master balls on a fucking Arceus just use a pokeball it's more than enough
dude you have to do a sequel video where you describe the events of pokémon adventure in 1 minute.
I love the inclusion of the shinies and the mini story of all shiny pokemon
Me: *wandering where the hell did arceus x got its logo*
Also me: *learns about pokemon*
Also also me: "oh"
There is a theory that the original dragon was part of the creation trio being the representasion of plasma because Dialga represents solid matter Palkia represenst liquids (that is why he is a water type) and Giratina represents gas
Very interesting and thought provoking, thanks for sharing
Palkia is a water type??
@@vasto1532 yeah,he is water/dragon
I need subtitles to understand the last couple sentences 😅
Matpats lore is cannon😂
the prehistoric pokemon looks like a genesect paradox
I like how everybody uses shiny girentina instead of the regular because it looks so cool
And that is... (out of time)
It wasn't him running out it was him looping it if you watch it on shorts it's a perfect loop
@@TheChoab 🤓
Fun fact: if you actually believe regigigas's Pokedex entry that it moves the continents then that would make regigigas 200 million years old at minimum
in the Pokemon universe, this could have happened much earlier
Giratina as the ruler of Gravity is much more fitting, since Gravity is the force that can bend time and space and that was probably the cause of his "bad behavior" that got him banned into a realm where there is no gravity, no time and no space.
no, we were specially made arceus legends to answer why giratina was banned. And this dude is evil as fuck
@@ediakin4993 And in Legends Arceus, you're also a human turned Pokémon, specifically, you're either Rowlet, Cyndaquil or Oshawott, and because you're a Pokémon, you can get attacked by other Pokémon.
@@candyneige6609 anyone can be attacked by pokemon they are only slightly smarter than normal animals. If you rub me about the mechanics of the game, then I know that you are down
@@ediakin4993 Except that you're a Pokémon in Legends Arceus, and as such, you can get attacked by other Pokémon, it's just that if you were a human in Legends Arceus instead, and for some reason, you were still able to get attacked by Pokémon, then the game would be rated E10+, whereas in reality, the game is actually rated E, and you can still get attacked by Pokémon, so you can't be a human and instead must be a Pokémon in Legends Arceus.
"Giratina was a baddie" - ethandobbs
The guy who only listens to Phonk: They call me the rizzard of oz
Man used the sounds of Kirby
Dialga to Palkia:
*- Damn, bro lost his legs privileges 💀💀💀*
*- Lol. Bro got S N E K E D !* 🚫👼 👿
"The history of pokemon, but it's clean for schools, i guess"
Bill wurtz: 🙂
Where did you get these??
To add to the lore of Rayquaza, before he got mega evolution he beat Primal ground and kyoger so bad that they got nerfed to their current forms
Before there was nothing... There were monsters
Rayquaza: " stop, please :)"..."I SAID STOP > : ( " 😂
The first war in pokemon wasn't fought by Kalos, it was fought by Hoenn and alola being known as the tropius war which took place from 1622-1694.
wha
Source?
That’s not real
You forgot Pokemon: Legends Arceus, but this is cool history lesson.
I think its cuz LA contradicts previously established lore, such as pokeball lore
that game dont exist
@@tinySirius Understandable
Legends Arceus is set in the future, that's why Legends Arceus isn't in the video, since that only covers history until the events of Red and Blue and Ruby and Saphire.
@@tinySirius Legends Arceus takes place in the post-apocalyptic future, so it doesn't contradict anything.
Arecus and the gods: we can never be caught
Also the gods: Gets caught by a 10 year old child
Imagine being the first prehistoric pokemon to not be legendary 💀
God: "NO we can't just let humans have feelings! 😭"
Aceus: "I will create multiple creatures with the purpose of having emotions."
Arceus: BE GONE, *S N E K !*
Rayquaza is that one older sibling who got tired of the other 2 sibling's fighting bullshit and screams to alert them to stop and slaps the shit out of them if they dont
i love how regigigas starts Nov ng the continents by slide cancelling
“Giratina was a baddie 🫦”
No one is gonna talk about how the mass weapon from the Pokémon war in X and Y looks exactly like Celesteela the ultra beast…
So thats why the new generations dont have mega evolution. It's an alternate universe
“The first man made Pokémon”
*shows magearna*
Porygon: “I’ll go fuck my self then”
Mew to other Pokemon: "Bro you are me"
First, there was nothing. THEN, he was born... sound logic.
Pokémon in 5 seconds: at fist there was nothing and now there is something
Tbh, I really want to see a pokemon game set during the great pokemon war
Conquest is exactly what you're looking for.
Lugia articuno zapdos and the other flame bird laughing at a corner
Hoomans randomly exist out of nowhere
Humans come from another world known as the human world.
"giratina was a baddie"
I'm guessing we've been playing Pokemon backwards this whole time
Damn, he said how it all happened before Sonia got to say it
imagine if someone does find giratina a baddie
I cannot belive any mew choosed to be an ratata
It'd be wild if there were characters who say those pokemon never existed and that they are smarter because they don't believe in them.
feels like a lucifer with arceus ngl