Half in the Bag: Solo: A Star Wars Story

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  • @Mrevolution573
    @Mrevolution573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6836

    Rich Evans is proof that practical effects still hold up

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Yeah, you can't even make out the strings that lift his fake jaw up and down. First-class job.

    • @XmortoxX1990
      @XmortoxX1990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And always will, even with the convenience of CGI, good practical effects will always make a movie more authentic.

    • @simplefatkid9971
      @simplefatkid9971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Geek Chorus if we can get him working

    • @stefan1024
      @stefan1024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I like CGI Special Victims Unit.

    • @psuengineer84
      @psuengineer84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol!!!

  • @proapocalypse1448
    @proapocalypse1448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5096

    Hans first word to Chewbacca in case you don't know wookie was Martha.

    • @jopvos9242
      @jopvos9242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      W H Y D I D Y O U S A Y T H A T N A M E

    • @starcannonsupernova293
      @starcannonsupernova293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      it's his mother's name.png

    • @blidrob
      @blidrob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Instatrust

    • @steveb9713
      @steveb9713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Eat up Martha

    • @clementj
      @clementj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Just like that, we're supposed to be cool?

  • @mattheweveland8335
    @mattheweveland8335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    my favorite thing about these new movies is how they help recontextualize the old ones. Like how learning about the droid struggle taught me that a new hope was really the story of a young plantation master going on a fun little space adventure with his two slaves.

    • @McShaggswell
      @McShaggswell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      It was a different time.

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS ปีที่แล้ว +61

      What really matters is that these films are about family. Very cool.

    • @griechland
      @griechland ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@FlymanMS Now we need a Star Wars and The Fast and The Furious crossover movie.

    • @rumination2399
      @rumination2399 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thanks for the laugh man

    • @davistoa
      @davistoa ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@griechland Except the "it's about family" is already a meme in Star Wars since Carrie Fisher described The Last Jedi that way.

  • @gooseygooseman1383
    @gooseygooseman1383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    The fact that they felt the need to explain why Han calls Chewbacca Chewy is actually insane. Nobody would be confused if we just started calling him a nickname that is a shortened version of his full name

    • @nutyyyy
      @nutyyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Its like having someone in a movie explain why people call someone named Andrew Andy or Robert Bob, or Michael Mike... or Richard Rich...

    • @markcubanz43
      @markcubanz43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Yeah, right you are. Or how Han got his name Solo. It’s just silly.

    • @dietaube6898
      @dietaube6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You're right, GooGoo.

    • @Mikebuster
      @Mikebuster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think you understimate how stupid people are these days. 10 years of social media has delapidated the human mind

    • @asmodiusjones9563
      @asmodiusjones9563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      No I spent the whole duration of A New Hope thinking there were two Wookie characters that looked exactly the same, being careful to never be in the same room at the same time.

  • @MinchPlayer
    @MinchPlayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1563

    I miss Disney producing Star wars garbage every year, not because I watched the movies, but because RLM would post those reviews.

    • @highhorseo7875
      @highhorseo7875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Agreed, best thing to come out of Disney in years.

    • @DPMusicStudio
      @DPMusicStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@highhorseo7875 Hey, now we can watch them do reviews on the awful Star Wars TV shows!

    • @stanleyquine5020
      @stanleyquine5020 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do realize they LIKED Kenobi lol
      You're a fucking idiot

    • @diogoduarte8008
      @diogoduarte8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Disney bought star wars but misused the franchise, bad scripts with barely anything new, people wore tired, the sad part is that it could have been good

    • @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
      @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ​@@diogoduarte8008Lucas really did the con of the century, he sold a dried up franchise to a short-sighted multinational for billions, while turning himself into a martir and making people forget how bad of a filmmaker he actually is.

  • @grt002
    @grt002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    I’m sad we did not get a scene with Han buying his space boots from the space store.

    • @noobie1890
      @noobie1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It would just be a copy and paste of the scene from Reno 911
      “New boot goofin!”

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Due to budgetary constraints, the boots were only available in a size that would fit a mechanical metal leg.

    • @BizVlogs
      @BizVlogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah it creates a huge continuity error in the original trilogy because we see Han with his boots on and it’s like how did he get those boots? It’s confusing for the audience

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I liked the scene where it shows how he got the snap for the strap that he unsnaps just before he defends himself against Greedo shooting first in ANH. That scene where Greedo shoots first was confusing to me when I first saw it, because I was wondering where he got that snap and strap for his holster. How did he know to unsnap that? Was it the Force? Now I know the shopkeeper told him to unsnap that strap that he sewed onto his holster every time he met a Rodian, because one day a Rodian would shoot at him. First.

    • @Ben-fk9ey
      @Ben-fk9ey 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yea, we didn't need to see everything associated with Han in one film. I think the only thing missing is the Wookie bowcaster.

  • @CleanFamilyVideos
    @CleanFamilyVideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2083

    The fact that Rich sounds like he's speaking to them from a cave even though he's right beside them is pretty good evidence that he's a hallucination after all.

    • @amateurwave3593
      @amateurwave3593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      CleanFamilyVideos jack is really a cat too. Rlm is just one big acid trip

    • @SkorMedia
      @SkorMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      RLM is The Big Lebowski of youtube. Mike is The Dude. Jay Walter and Rich Donny.

    • @darkstar4494
      @darkstar4494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CleanFamilyVideos an hallucination

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They didn't isolate Rich and Jay's voices to their own separate lavaliere mics.

    • @CleanFamilyVideos
      @CleanFamilyVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@darkstar4494 Ok thanks. Before i knew which article to use, in the sentence, it was completely unintelligible, but since you pointed that out, people can decode it. Thank God for the people of youtube who play fantasy english professor every time they read comments and grade them so we can better understand them. Make sure you have your red marker ready when you read your Christmas card from Grandma too so you can leave notes about her spelling under her nice sentences about how you're important to her life. "Yea, Grandma, the sweater fits and all, but I think you meant 'they're' and not 'their'. And no, i haven't given Pride and Prejudice a proper read yet because i'm still proof reading it. Gotta make sure the characters know which articles to use in between their nouns or else its not even believable, you know."

  • @demonizer133
    @demonizer133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    24:34 I imagine, in the Obi-Wan movie, he finds the X-rated holocron that reveals how Kitt Fisto got his name.

    • @toastcrumch
      @toastcrumch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      demonizer133 NOOOO

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Oh. My. GOLLY.

    • @demonizer133
      @demonizer133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tdegrddeehjgd omfg 😅

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wait that's his actual name? I thought that was just a Plinkett throwaway comedic line. Lmao. Oh god the prequels, man...

    • @demonizer133
      @demonizer133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@itsd0nk LOL. Sure is! The green Jedi with the tentacles on his head: Master Fisto 😅

  • @ColinHuth
    @ColinHuth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    Since it was decided that all Jedi dress exactly like Obi-Wan did, I was hoping that in Solo every single smuggler would wear an exact copy of Han’s outfit too.

    • @snmcfadden
      @snmcfadden 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Kulaks HATE this channel Click to find out why! But he's in hiding, why would he wear the recognisable uniform of the jedi. It's alright for the Jedi to have a uniform, but he shouldn't be wearing it on tatooine.

    • @roaldhansen6568
      @roaldhansen6568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well seeing as the Jedi where a monastic order, the robe was probably more a sign of giving up earthly things, then a uniform. So while it might be silly staying in uniform, at least it's a uniform also used by millions of other people across thousand of other worlds. (numbers where pulled straight out of my ass)

    • @sightseeing7993
      @sightseeing7993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Analyzing Male Slavery This isn't a fucking forum you fraud, don't quote people like that. It's hard enough to see what's the name of someone and what's the actual message

    • @roaldhansen6568
      @roaldhansen6568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But that assumes that it was a uniform at all. As an example Lukes onkel Owen was wearing pretty much the same style of clothing as Kenobi was when we see him. silly and contrived sure, but it does make sense within it's own universe.

    • @LeftytheGansterGremlin
      @LeftytheGansterGremlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're not very wrong if you played the Old Republic.

  • @ryanfrantz8994
    @ryanfrantz8994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    Can't wait for a Rich Evans stand alone film.

    • @VenEm
      @VenEm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ryan space cop

    • @ThomasShatter
      @ThomasShatter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too.
      I really want to see 90 minutes of obese guy eating sugar and suck at any video game other than made by nintendo for kids.

    • @marcosg.6535
      @marcosg.6535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "We'll get to see how he meets with his lost twin cousin, mr. Plinkett"
      -Harvey Weinstein
      "We're meeting rich right before he turns into the obese middle age kid we all know him for"
      -Natalie Portman
      "Evans a RLM story is the amazing journey of a decaying grown man towards accepting he kinda gets turned on by little star wars action figures, and that for me makes it a really powerful coming of age story"
      -Steven Spielberg
      "When Steven approached me to play rich i was blown away you know, we got to shoot the scene where he meets jay, and mike in a star trek convention, that was really powerful haha... i might have ended with a tear or two after that"
      -Jonah Hill

    • @inaliann
      @inaliann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "What's your name?"
      -"Evans."
      "Evans, and? Do you have a first name?"
      "No, but my laughter can cure cancer. "
      "Well, that's rich. Ok from now one you are Rich Evans"

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@inaliann Evans: A RedLetter Media Story

  • @TheActionBrick
    @TheActionBrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6081

    "The Last... Rian Johnson film."
    Mike, I love you.

    • @ThexMaNGoZ
      @ThexMaNGoZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Tom Griffiths according to IMDb he’s getting his own Star Wars trilogy

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      We're grading on a curve at this point.
      "Is it prequel bad or Rian Johnson bad?"

    • @daviddamasceno6063
      @daviddamasceno6063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Damn it, now I want t shirts of that! lol

    • @pascha120
      @pascha120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The Action Brick Hopefully Mike's statement is a prophetic one... b/c the idea that Rian Johnson has been given the reins by Kennedy/Disney to helm his very own new hack fraud SW trilogy. ***Alarm bells*** DNW.

    • @pascha120
      @pascha120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      mariokarter13 "Is it prequel bad or Rian Johnson bad?"
      The prequels were total shite, and Rian's TLJ was utter shite too--it's like poetry, sort of they rhyme.
      That takes the franchise to a whole new low, and I'm sure Rian Johnson's future non-Skywalker SW trilogy will take the franchise to the pits of SW fatigue hell.

  • @GShumway132
    @GShumway132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1535

    I always thought that the 12 Parsecs thing was just to establish Han as a bullshitter. That's why Obi Wan looks at Luke like "This guy is full of shit"

    • @jhonviel7381
      @jhonviel7381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      i once referenced parsecs as a space measurement... and was swiftly corrected that its only a star wars thing! lol

    • @arbiter8246
      @arbiter8246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      More like “what a showoff!”

    • @TheJimmyp427
      @TheJimmyp427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I thought the same thing. Like he talks about this thing that nobody has ever heard of and was like "oh yea all the pilots know about the Kessel run, trust me bro"

    • @KeplersDream
      @KeplersDream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      It's even referenced in the script. After the twelve parsecs line, there's a direction to the effect of "Obi Wan reacts to this obvious misinformation". In other words, George Lucas expected from the audience at least a basic understanding of how space works.

    • @QuintessentialWalrus
      @QuintessentialWalrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      @@gladspooky9455 I hate to spoil the fun but George Lucas actually did know what a parsec was, shockingly. The original script makes it clear that Han is bullshitting because he thinks these idiots from Tatooine will be impressed by fancy-sounding words and give him money. Even in the final cut Obi-Wan gives Han a knowing look.
      Unfortunately, the emotional intent of the scene was too subtle for Star Wars fans and now we have decades of weird canon trying to explain why Han, known liar and swindler, was actually telling the truth while he was trying to swindle people in a bar. It's not a particularly well executed character moment, but it IS a character moment.

  • @mystermistery
    @mystermistery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2717

    12 Parsecs: All they have ever had to do was say Han was talking out his ass in the cantina because he was half drunk and trying to bamboozle what he thought was a couple of farmers. That's it. None of this 30 years of people making up stuff about the Maw and all that. Just "Han was lying to get money, and Obiwan could tell but didn't care because he needed a ride".
    This right here is the core problem with Star Wars: nerds need every single part to be real and important.

    • @harryrobinson8245
      @harryrobinson8245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Yeah this is a problem I have with some modern sci-fi/fantasy films and tv shows.
      The stories should be character-driven. Instead they get bogged down by explanations of the how the tech and/or superpowers work. Throwaway lines are explained 30, 40 years later to give the geeks something to high-five about. Lol
      I still watch them, cuz I'm a nerd myself, but it takes me out of the movie when they start over-explaining things. Keep it simple. I can still feel and appreciate drama, conflict, and tension even if I don't know how a warp drive works.

    • @wsmiles8677
      @wsmiles8677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      back in the day nerds would have complained that it was wrong.

    • @collinmclaren6608
      @collinmclaren6608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah but that's too simple for sci-fi! What, you think this is a Tarantino film or something?

    • @cantsayimsurprised
      @cantsayimsurprised 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      The funny thing is that's exactly in the script for ANH; Han being a fast talking shyster trying to con some cash out of a couple desperate people.

    • @victor5435
      @victor5435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      mystermistery i was hoping in the Force Awakens Han would claim he did it in 10 parsecs... thus it was a fish tale. His exaggerating his exploits would have fit with his character.

  • @8BitFun
    @8BitFun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2301

    Mike Stoklasa: corrects Rich on his mispronunciation of "bravado"
    Also Mike: immediately mispronounces "asterisks"

    • @Activated_Complex
      @Activated_Complex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      English isn’t their first language. For Rich, it’s Wookiee. For Mike, it’s Klingon. For Jay, it’s the French he picked up watching Truffaut’s movies as a toddler.

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      He says it that way every single time and I want to interrupt him every single time.

    • @PAGESIXVALENTINEFARRIS
      @PAGESIXVALENTINEFARRIS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Thats how we pronounce it in the midwest

    • @GatorDunnAZ
      @GatorDunnAZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Just wait until you can't unhear the Midwest "else" as "eltz".

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He's obviously talking about the French comic character

  • @SylentVoidkeeper
    @SylentVoidkeeper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2366

    Can we have a star wars film about Dexter Jetster's prospecting buddy who recognized Kamino poison darts?

    • @mememachine7938
      @mememachine7938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Sheriff Bigby Wolf the origins of the phrase “OL BUDYY”

    • @Top10WizardReviews
      @Top10WizardReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I would watch a stand alone movie about that diner. Dead serious.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mememachine7938 "scratches butt crack"

    • @apachehelicopter9032
      @apachehelicopter9032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I want an origin story of Sebulba

    • @homestuck_official
      @homestuck_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      We need a 4-hours biopic on the guy who tried to sell Obi-Wan death sticks

  • @ryanhinckley6472
    @ryanhinckley6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    What a beautiful moment when Rich Evans phases into existence in your room

  • @matman000000
    @matman000000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Now we need a pre-prequel about how Shmi got the name Skywalker. Must be an exciting story worth at least 120 minutes of runtime.

    • @joshuaheine3090
      @joshuaheine3090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex sounds good to me

    • @estebanfumero3728
      @estebanfumero3728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      A real coming-of-age drama of feminism and female empowerment... IN SPACE. WITH AT-ST's AT-ST's.

    • @CylonDorado
      @CylonDorado 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "Shmi, I know you've never done it before, but all is lost if you don't WALK INTO THE SKY!"

    • @DeepDeepSpace
      @DeepDeepSpace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I remember reading somewhere Shmi was actually born with the name Skywalker. It was her father's last name. Shmi was traveling with her parents and siblings when they were abducted. That is how Shmi became a slave. So there are more Skywalkers in the galaxy who have yet to be featured.

    • @nousername9115
      @nousername9115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mattchester MAX PAYNE!?

  • @glennxserge
    @glennxserge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Mike being confused by a child's toy is a perfect analogy for this movie.

  • @mangotheif
    @mangotheif 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2325

    Rich Evans is a funnier character then we’ve ever had before

  • @kchennessey8781
    @kchennessey8781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    My reaction to Darth Maul: "Lieutenant Dan, you got new legs"

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My reaction is: "This is fking bullshit written by a garbage tier fanfiction writer."

    • @kungolaf4499
      @kungolaf4499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@GeorgeMonet Most adults reacted that way when he came back in The Clone Wars cartoon. Kids didn't care. But then he was made into a completely new character in the show and people sort of forgave it.

    • @atom_gray
      @atom_gray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      _"script gumbo, fried script, lemon script, coconut script, script soup, script stew, script salad, script burger, script sandwich..."_

    • @beesechurger2927
      @beesechurger2927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "same thing the Death Stars made out of, obi wan".

    • @borusa32
      @borusa32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As explained in the Clone Wars series.

  • @BrianAllen-flylanddesigns
    @BrianAllen-flylanddesigns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1521

    I was more excited about watching RLM's Solo review than I was for watching Solo

    • @milkytoad8388
      @milkytoad8388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brian Allen They didn’t even do one for TLJ :/ I was really excited for that.

    • @victorzambrano4136
      @victorzambrano4136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      rollingmaxipads what a half in the bag? Yes they did check their channel mane.

    • @D34DLYxC0L3
      @D34DLYxC0L3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was more excited about somebody commenting this than I was for RLM's Solo review

    • @solo353
      @solo353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rogue One was such a good film. Too many dick heads who are basically sheep and follow reviewers. Have a mind of your own.

    • @joshliam1967
      @joshliam1967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was too, but then I watched the movie...and then like Rich I kind of loved it.

  • @DichotomousRex
    @DichotomousRex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Mike and Rich - "It could have been worse!"
    Jay - "That doesn't make it good!"

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rich actually enjoyed the film. It wasn't just "This is gonna be awful, oh wait, it's not THAT bad". He ACTUALLY enjoyed the movie. Mike likes it except for the cinematography so he's on the fence. They're not using the "It could have been worse" as their main argument.

    • @educatedscum5306
      @educatedscum5306 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anonymous lmao!

  • @thewhatness
    @thewhatness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    During the entirety of watching this film, I thought to myself, _"Damn, I can't wait to see what Mike & Jay have to say about this."_

  • @triforcelp131
    @triforcelp131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    i love how darth maul had more lines in this movie than in phantom menace

  • @violetnop4345
    @violetnop4345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    in a dark theater. movie starts.
    and i start to see things i recognize
    and that's a good thing

  • @AaronAaron247
    @AaronAaron247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I love when they disagree makes the conversation so much more interesting

  • @peanutismint
    @peanutismint 6 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Regarding the bad cinematography/lighting, I feel supremely vindicated. 2 years ago, due to a bunch of morons running the projection side of my local multiplex, I watched the first 2/3 of Rogue One at half/brightness because they didn't retract the 3-D polarising filter from a previous screening. About 35 minutes into Solo I had to leave the screen to ask the usher to check whether the same has happened again. Turns out the movie was just terribly lit/graded …

    • @SleepySalah
      @SleepySalah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Peanut Turner same issues in Black Panther. Loved the movie but that first action scene rescuing the kidnapped Africans was so poorly lit you could barely make out what was happening.

    • @robhill2983
      @robhill2983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I worked in post production for 16 years and watched the same thing happen repeatedly on the biggest movies: someone works hard in low paying jobs and eventually becomes a colourist. They do a decent job on a successful film and become megastars of our little world. A BIG Hollywood producer then requests them, which means they instantly become the most important person in the facility. Nobody disagrees with them. They work on the BIG Hollywood producer’s movie in their state of the art grading suite, an environment so perfectly dark that a single stray lumen sets off alarms. The movie then goes off to be reviewed by various moneymen and executives. If it’s screened in a regular theatre they get straight on the phone freaking out because they can’t see anything. What is bright enough in perfect darkness is not bright not enough in a modern theatre, what with all the ambient lighting. If they screen the movie in a controlled environment they may never notice the issue. Anyone who subsequently flags the problem is ignored because the BIG producer is happy. Not saying that’s what happened here, but it fits the profile perfectly. I worked on a movie that won multiple Oscars and was praised endlessly for its grade… a garde that a supposed genius was paid a fortune to create, and that was simply ‘turned up’ after he went on holiday. It’s a joke.

    • @devonjones1579
      @devonjones1579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i have a theory it was to hide the lackluster action. I liked the movie but it was clear there were parts where the CG was less finished

    • @nonayabeeswax2503
      @nonayabeeswax2503 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Draghici why does it make no sense?

    • @nonayabeeswax2503
      @nonayabeeswax2503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel Draghici thats not how grading is done - thankfully, because if filmmakers were just blindly following scopes, all films would look bland as fuck.

  • @skruffytiger2002
    @skruffytiger2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    I Really liked Jay's look of concern when he gently asks Rich to explain saying he loved the movie

    • @dripcaraybbx
      @dripcaraybbx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jay is defensive of his hatred of things like it's his creation

    • @Jatkalisäämällätunnus
      @Jatkalisäämällätunnus ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dripcaraybbx You sound like loser lol

    • @diegocastaneda3829
      @diegocastaneda3829 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@dripcaraybbx More confused about his friend's sanity. But to be fair, they just have different sensibilities and that's okay.

    • @dripcaraybbx
      @dripcaraybbx ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@diegocastaneda3829 Right, I could have chosen my words better

  • @davidmcfadden1763
    @davidmcfadden1763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Richards' laugh makes my cat meow every time!

    • @TheDODOFRO
      @TheDODOFRO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      See if nails on a chalkboard, crying babies, or explosions do the same thing...

    • @rosenrot156
      @rosenrot156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Richard 😄

    • @howyoudoin564
      @howyoudoin564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Pussy is attracted to Rich

    • @twocows360
      @twocows360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It sounds like Rich's laugh is really the cat's meow!
      [camera stare]

    • @SouravRoy-ts4jg
      @SouravRoy-ts4jg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Isn't his full name Dickard?

  • @ccourt46
    @ccourt46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    30:30 - The reason they added a train to this movie is because there are trains in the new Star Wars Land theme park, and they needed to establish that trains exists in the Star Wars universe.

    • @nsinghize
      @nsinghize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      That is sickening tbh

    • @WanJae42
      @WanJae42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thanks, Jenny!

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@nsinghize well, it's Disney.....

    • @afghanpullnpray7484
      @afghanpullnpray7484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      They established that in Shadows of the Empire for Nintendo 64 back in 97 or 98 I think

    • @TJackson736
      @TJackson736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Why wouldnt trains exist?

  • @Swagkage
    @Swagkage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    Darth Maul v Darth Vader Dawn of a Star Wars Story

    • @wyattsiefert2759
      @wyattsiefert2759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Swagkage Thats so awful and dumb that it has to happen

    • @themadmachinist8637
      @themadmachinist8637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      sounds like a screw attack death battle to me

    • @morgothfromangband6082
      @morgothfromangband6082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There actually was already a story about Vader vs Maul, they should do that in the next Solo part.

    • @aaron21xxx
      @aaron21xxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Swagkage do Sasuke v Darth Vader

    • @timharrod
      @timharrod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Star Wars Tales, Issue #9.

  • @givecamichips
    @givecamichips ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I still think the funniest part of this movie is that everything cool in Han's life before he met Luke happened to him in like two weeks.

    • @Cdixonmma
      @Cdixonmma ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He hasn’t even started working for Jaba yet. Plenty of potential adventures

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Cdixonmma Han didn't work for Jaba. He just owed Jaba money. The fact that he didn't work for Jaba is evidenced by the fact that he owed Jaba money. Han wasn't some amazing character. He was a deadbeat that just couldn't make anything in his life work. Even the Millenium Falcon was falling apart when we first met him in A New Hope.

    • @Cdixonmma
      @Cdixonmma ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GeorgeMonet Okay Mr “I don’t remember the dialogue from the Originals” he owes Jabba money because he was smuggling for him and dumped the cargo when he was approaching a Star Destroyer. Google is your friend

    • @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
      @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@CdixonmmaYou're like all the stereotypes of a nerd and a mindless consumer rolled into one sad and pathetic excuse of a "person".

    • @jez76
      @jez76 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Cdixonmmacorrect. Typical gangster/smuggler issue. Solo smuggled for Jaba, dumped the cargo to avoid the empire, ended up owing Jaba.

  • @Jeviok
    @Jeviok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    More people have watched this review than the actual movie.

  • @holden583
    @holden583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "Oh I forgot to fade out with the chair." The ways he says it so causally just cracks me up.

  • @gigan2444
    @gigan2444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I love that space cop is now part of Star Wars cannon.

    • @gavinmarshall2228
      @gavinmarshall2228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That random mercenary was always my favourite in that whole scene. Then some hack frauds took the cool character that I'd loved for ages and made a terrible, unnecessary origin story for him and totally ruined him and Star Wars forever. Except for the chase scene - that's gold, Jared, gold.

    • @GonzoCiosain
      @GonzoCiosain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "We outran the Space Cops... and made 'em eat BASS!"

    • @gigan2444
      @gigan2444 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      who would have known that a fat loser would be intentionally built with a fatal weakness?!

  • @DundletheViking
    @DundletheViking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    i know this is three years old now but wookies live for hundreds of years so really it's a movie about chewbacca and HIS dog

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    In the Episode III Plinkett review he says one of the few things he liked about the movie is that they didn't have a young Han Solo. Afterward, Disney is like "Hold my beer."

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ryusuta Disney ? Beer ? Not bloody likely !

    • @Dodovacer
      @Dodovacer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This needs more likes!

    • @AsianTheDomination
      @AsianTheDomination 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hold my blue sea cow milk

  • @NotoriousVC
    @NotoriousVC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Hallucination RIch Evans coming back for the hallucination chair got me. Hilarious.

    • @yellsabob
      @yellsabob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NotoriousVC i had to pause it to stop laughing and take a breathe, then rewind before then.

    • @amateurwave3593
      @amateurwave3593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hes dead. Its his spirit

  • @chefcabbage
    @chefcabbage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3191

    Han didn't shoot first. He shot Greedo, and Greedo died. Greedo couldn't shoot second because he was dead.

    • @chefcabbage
      @chefcabbage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      @@LordZordid I think it's become such a trope that any debate is moot. I was 10 when A New Hope came out. I still own an original vhs tape. Greedo didn't shoot back. Han killed him.

    • @patsfan4life
      @patsfan4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @Tinkering902
      @Tinkering902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe space blasters don't kill instantly and Greedo got a shot off. Second.

    • @yskim8616
      @yskim8616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You ever heard the phrase “first and last?”

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Greedo couldn't shoot second because Han shot him first.

  • @theoriginaltommysteward
    @theoriginaltommysteward 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "The Last Rian Johnson Film" is my all-time favorite RLM quote.

    • @GonzoInside
      @GonzoInside 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mine too.
      And I also love Jay's "I want Disney's sweet sweet money" and all quotes about marvel shills in Aquaman review.

  • @Divinegaming20
    @Divinegaming20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    "The last Ryan Johnson film" had me laughing out loud. :D

    • @Whitewokfofnymh
      @Whitewokfofnymh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Andi Madsen a man can dream

    • @Hex72
      @Hex72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same xD

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Andi Madsen
      I'm so glad I read this before that moment came, because had I not been ready for it, I might've choked on a Hershey's drop I was eating.

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mike is a treasure

  • @vietnamd0820
    @vietnamd0820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The look on Mike’s face when Rich says he didn’t notice how bad the cinematography was

  • @unclenoah
    @unclenoah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "What Star Trek episode did Solo remind you of, Mike?"

  • @jasonharrington5200
    @jasonharrington5200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Can we take a moment to say thank you to the RLM gang? I'm at a depressed point in my life right now and rewatching all these videos, along with Plinkett, is cheering me up. Great work guys

    • @jasonharrington5200
      @jasonharrington5200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's cheering me up because I like jerking off to Rich

    • @trueblade3636
      @trueblade3636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How are you holding up right now, bro?

    • @RileyWritey
      @RileyWritey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hope you're doing better now mate

    • @ChrisKellerChrisKeller
      @ChrisKellerChrisKeller ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ZERO_O7X hope you’re doing better my friend

    • @Nicmccu
      @Nicmccu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stay well, king

  • @NarratorJackDotCom
    @NarratorJackDotCom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Forty asterix, twenty obelix and the vitalstatistix of geriatrix.

    • @trunkslamchest8821
      @trunkslamchest8821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don't take the rixky excape route. You must fulfill the taxk

    • @brerbunny
      @brerbunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My enjoyment of your comment was fullyautomatix

    • @brerbunny
      @brerbunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nemanjajovanov Thank you, by Belenos!

    • @moiragreyland
      @moiragreyland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      At least none of you are a bore, by Toutatis!!

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brerbunny your welcome, by Toutatis!

  • @JD-iu6rv
    @JD-iu6rv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    “The Last Rian Johnson Film” had me dying!

    • @dleesta
      @dleesta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      JD 13 yeah dying along with the Star Wars franchise

    • @kenzo1097
      @kenzo1097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wonder if Rian Johnson hates Star Wars, and was trying to sabotage the franchise.

    • @FichtenFin
      @FichtenFin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ruby Milotic "let the past die...kill it"

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I'm sure after making an acclaimed franchise film that grossed like 1.5 billion he'll never work in this town again, because it had an audience score of like 55% on Rotten Tomatoes.

  • @simonsaldivia7206
    @simonsaldivia7206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Still waiting for SEBULBA: A Star Wars Story

    • @Fiskkor2
      @Fiskkor2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      At first I was like "Sebulba who?" and then I went like Plinkett and thought "ooh.... . Ooohh....... "

    • @yappojilla
      @yappojilla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FINALLY we will know how he got his name

    • @DeepDeepSpace
      @DeepDeepSpace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Only after they do Ben Quadinaros: A Star Wars Story.

    • @DirtyFrigginHarry
      @DirtyFrigginHarry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's called Star Wars Episode 1: Racer for Nintendo 64

    • @spencerkindra8822
      @spencerkindra8822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sebulba is available....

  • @00pugsly48
    @00pugsly48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    The worst thing about this is you assume Han had had been on plenty of adventures over his life to end up where he is when Luke meets him, but apparently he meets Chewie, meets Lando, gets me the Falcon and does the Kessler run all in one adventure. Also gets his name and dice in this adventure too (stuff no one ever gave a shit about. Didn’t everyone just assume his surname was Solo? Nah apparently that needed its own origin story too).

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And the gun has a story to. But it never explained how he can talk to chewis. The only thing that would been interesting. And they movie makes it impossible for him to know that.

    • @nearlydead7510
      @nearlydead7510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think it would have been cool for both chewie and han to not be able to understand each other verbally the whole movie. so they would have to learn how to work together non-verbally, then at the end of the movie you would see them both with books in their hands, studying the other one's language.

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's because you only have one movie and you gotta get all of the dumb nerd references into that one movie, who cares if it makes the character sound hollow when you think about it for five seconds.

    • @Sines314
      @Sines314 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@turtleanton6539 That was the most bizarre choice. The last name thing is insane, and something nobody expected to even have a story. A lot of the other stuff was unnecessary but harmless. But learning to understand Wookie? That could have been interesting. All sorts of things you could have done.
      But we don't even get a nod to something like "Han grew up where a lot of Wookies were employed for muscle, so he learned their language."

    • @johndiddilyjoe6258
      @johndiddilyjoe6258 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Turtle Anton Its like Spiderwick where chewy has to spit in your mouth to let you understand him

  • @MagnumTriumph
    @MagnumTriumph 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Darth Maul vs. Snoke spin off movie where they both have robot legs

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "It will be easy to kill since you are already half dead!"
      "Oh yeah, well, so are you!"
      "Oh..."

    • @justinz.3993
      @justinz.3993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ded

    • @julien8629
      @julien8629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The sequel should be like Freaky Friday, but Snoke and Maul only exchange legs

  • @TemmiePlays
    @TemmiePlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    So when is Jay getting his own side-story to Half in the Bag?

    • @WanderingChin
      @WanderingChin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Bauman: Dawn of Schlock

    • @paulm6081
      @paulm6081 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He's clearly a projection of Mike's younger self

    • @ChassCreatz
      @ChassCreatz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      They have not yet stablished the Red letter media cinematic universe, until then, Jays movie Is probably going to have 10 re-shoots by Ron Howard until they confirm he's pansexual.

    • @North33A
      @North33A 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Disney's "Jay: A RedLetterMedia Story"
      Lawrence Kasdan rumored to direct

    • @IndyDefense
      @IndyDefense 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I'd rather see Rich: A Diabetes Story

  • @jaykparikh37
    @jaykparikh37 6 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Rich Evans' laugh is known to prevent miscarriages

    • @mopodereinzige7431
      @mopodereinzige7431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jay Parikh it also cures cancer and helps to lose weight

    • @finalizarproceso
      @finalizarproceso 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's actually the other way around, it's getting rid of all the unnecessary extra humans.

    • @andrewfinch76
      @andrewfinch76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But it does cause abortions.

    • @marciehey8936
      @marciehey8936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His laugh is like childhood Christmas cinnamon magic.

    • @SajithMR
      @SajithMR 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well hello there

  • @bryansmith844
    @bryansmith844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “Characters are in this movie” - Ron Howard

  • @caelinnis
    @caelinnis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Actually, Lucas *did* know what a parsec was, in the original script it's much clearer that Han is simply talking out his ass to sound good and that look Old Ben makes that you closed in on is very much on purpose.

    • @collectorduck9061
      @collectorduck9061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I agree. It would be perfectly acceptable for Han Solo to not know what a parsec is. Like.. literally. Han is bragging about his ship, saying any old bullshit he doesn't even understand because he's just a so called scoundrel who is trying to bait an old guy and a kid who he assumes also knows nothing about space travel. Obi Wan's eyebrow raise is actually absolutely perfect in that regard. For all we know, Obi Wan knows Han is full of shit, but that kind of would guarantee them anonymity. Some low life smuggler to do a mind trick on later and have no issues with being betrayed to the empire or anything like that.
      I think this is also what the Solo movie got completely wrong. They wanted to show us heroic Han Solo, who we got to know through star wars. But Han's journey in SW was a story of redemption. He had lived a life as a low down rotten smuggler, caring only about himself, when infatuation with a princess he's reluctant to save and the friendship with Luke has him returning to help at the battle of Yavin despite being a scoundrel who even needs to pay off a price on his head. Han's return at Yavin is a great scene because he's not a cool guy. He's exactly what Leia describes him as. A selfish oafish brute of a man who doesn't care about anyone. In Solo he's the same Han we know from the whole damn series. A lovable "scoundrel" in name only.
      And like Ricardo says, it doesn't even matter if George knew. It still works just fine that way.

    • @SomeRandomJackAss
      @SomeRandomJackAss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@collectorduck9061 That's what I didn't like most about Solo: A Star Wars Story. Framing him as a hero with a heart of gold who is trying to become a low-down rotten self-serving smuggler recontextualizes his character in A New Hope. It made his surprise return at Yavin less of a redemption and more of an inevitability. He's basically been lying to himself this entire time, up until that moment when he decides to help the Rebellion.
      However, if they made a movie about Han just being the person Leia accused him of being from the start, it would still be a terrible movie because we would never sympathize with him and would never invest in him emotionally. You know, because he's a piece of shit human being. Ideally, what you would have to do is have the movie take place over a longer period of time and make it about Han's journey from youthful optimism to self-serving cynicism, which they kind of tried, but they focused too much on making Han the Han we all knew and loved from decades later, and killing that arc by having him still do a selfless act by the end.

  • @garrettbradford4791
    @garrettbradford4791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    During the recruitment video witnessed by Han on the side of the lobby entrance, Darth Vader's theme can be heard playing. Does this mean his song is an actual thing that exists in the universe? I thought it was just a menacing way of introducing the character, not a literal ballad which was played through the death star's intercom.

    • @DieHardAlien
      @DieHardAlien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yusuf There was an episode of STAR WARS REBELS where there was a parade dedicated to the Empire and the music playing was a different version of the Imperial March.

    • @garrettbradford4791
      @garrettbradford4791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Different" being the key-word here.

    • @gavinmarshall2228
      @gavinmarshall2228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's Darth Vader's intro music that plays every time he enters a scene. There's an Imperial Marching Band that follows him everywhere he goes but they're always off-camera.

    • @Scottthebassplayer98
      @Scottthebassplayer98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, sort of, and its not "Darth Vader's theme" more than its the Empire's theme. There is a more light hearted and upbeat version of the song that is now canonically a song in the Star Wars universe meant to be dedicated to the Empire. It is literally "The Imperial March". Solo wasn't the first time Disney established this though. The same thing happened in a parade scene for the Empire in the Star Wars Rebels Tv show.
      FYI: Anytime the Imperial March is playing in any of the films or shows aside from the two instances mentioned, obviously, is not meant to convey that there's a band in the background playing the theme.

    • @PowerIsReal
      @PowerIsReal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I thought that the whole purpose of the box in his chest was to pump out that song.

  • @Christuserloeser
    @Christuserloeser 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "If only we knew someone who does a better Palpatine" lol

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Looks at the camera dead inside

  • @MegaMacReal
    @MegaMacReal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I mistakenly got the plain Indian bread instead of the garlic: a naantroversy.

    • @42Mrgreenman
      @42Mrgreenman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The waiter better break fast or prepare for some naan-violence...

    • @rickylovesyou
      @rickylovesyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I feel your plain, garlic is much better.

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goddamnit.

  • @NateShuIsAwesome
    @NateShuIsAwesome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    The cinematographer was Bradford Young, who shot Selma, Arrival, and my personal favorite, A Most Violent Year. His big stylistic choice is to shoot emphasizing natural light, which explains why so many shots are murky and weird. He's a great cinematographer usually. This is just the wrong project for his style

    • @K3v114
      @K3v114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Nate Shu i think this movie gave the wrong settings to projectionists. I just saw it on a TV and it looked 100x better than in theaters.

    • @viperblackk
      @viperblackk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Saw it in Standard and IMAX 3D and the IMAX showing was beautiful

    • @ПавелПовх-з3у
      @ПавелПовх-з3у 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At least solo looks better than arrival, which was impossibly dark.

    • @GhostOfBilly
      @GhostOfBilly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like Ryan Johnson making a fantasy adventure war movie?

    • @OptimisticCynic715
      @OptimisticCynic715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I thought Arrival looked dreary and rainy, but not to the point of ruining anything.

  • @Pterotactical
    @Pterotactical 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    lmao "he's right, let the adults talk"

  • @franconius85
    @franconius85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Rich evans laughing is one of the most beautiful sounds ever recorded

    • @ty_-je8wf
      @ty_-je8wf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s like ‘The Room’ of laughs

    • @NocaDotCom
      @NocaDotCom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's fleeting, like a rainbow or a baby's smile

    • @ojmj1984
      @ojmj1984 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Odell It's a shame it can't cure his horrible crippling diabetes.

  • @givecamichips
    @givecamichips ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I think a Han Solo story could work better if it was framed as a bunch of people telling stories about when they met _the_ Han Solo. That way you could spread out the timeline and could have recurring characters without having to focus too much on one group.

    • @Phodie56
      @Phodie56 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I like that concept. Have them tell stories that conflict with one another, or don't add up quite right because everybody has it a little bit wrong

    • @kledmass
      @kledmass ปีที่แล้ว +3

      like the train episode of rick and morty?

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is no THE Han Solo. He is just another pilot in the Rebellion. His resume isn't any better or more impressive than anyone elses'.

    • @thomasbicknell175
      @thomasbicknell175 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ra-solo-mon

    • @winterwolfsden
      @winterwolfsden ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@GeorgeMonet THE Han Solo showed up and saved Luke's ass at Yavin 4 thus securing his legend status.

  • @SlimGrimJim
    @SlimGrimJim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    A nontroversy. Absolutely love that term. You may not pronounce all your words correctly, but God bless you Rich for inventing new ones.

    • @MidlifeCrisisJoe
      @MidlifeCrisisJoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's been around before, but I'm fine if this is the official "nontroversy" coming out party and Rich Evans gets credit for it. That guy needs something to be remembered by after life screwed him over on the genes and all that.

  • @Poisonedblade
    @Poisonedblade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    I can't wait to see it... on Syfy, next November.

    • @anthony77343
      @anthony77343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      watch it get beat out in ratings by reruns of "My two Dads" on TBS

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL.

    • @40random
      @40random 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Poisonedblade lmao, it airs after sharknado.

    • @nickmattio3397
      @nickmattio3397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CAAANNNNTTTT...WAAAIIIIIITTTTT....

    • @alexvalin9085
      @alexvalin9085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it will probably be on Netflix in about 4-6 months

  • @CaptainFram
    @CaptainFram 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The cut to Mike sleeping after "Who gets a shot first?" at 15:12 is the greatest edit decision I've seen in my life

  • @theTemplar08
    @theTemplar08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I want a stormtrooper to put his drink mug on top of Vader’s hologram.

    • @LeftytheGansterGremlin
      @LeftytheGansterGremlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robot Chicken did a skit like that once. Just look up "Robot Chicken: At-At race". It gets wild.

  • @brendanmccallion2350
    @brendanmccallion2350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Jay is flying "SOLO" for most of this review.

    • @nox5555
      @nox5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The other 2 are on a different stage of grief

    • @RobinDBank-yj4lw
      @RobinDBank-yj4lw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brendan McCallion For once Jay sounds the most cynical out of the group

    • @petewerehere
      @petewerehere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is how he got his name, of course. "J" is the loneliest letter of the alphabet. No one could understand what he was all about until that name caught on.

    • @brendanmccallion2350
      @brendanmccallion2350 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's beautiful

  • @FloridatedH2O
    @FloridatedH2O 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Just watched the movie on Netflix and I definitely did not notice the lighting issues they mentioned. Maybe they brightened the movie for Netflix...who knows.

    • @TheBEAST205
      @TheBEAST205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      FloridatedH2O I just did the same and agree. Outside of a scene or two the lighting seemed fine.

    • @Saiaxs
      @Saiaxs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The theatre I went to had really bad gamma settings, everything was dark and the colors looked bleached

    • @Shatamx
      @Shatamx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yea it was really bad in the theater. We couldn't see characters in certain scenes.

    • @fiveways
      @fiveways 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It looked alright on netflix.

    • @jojofornication7324
      @jojofornication7324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FloridatedH2O in theaters it looked horrible. Cinematography was trash, I remember saying that when the trailers dropped. The whole movie looked like a darkened reshoot. Maybe it looks better on Netflix or Disneyflix

  • @FlesHBoX
    @FlesHBoX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    It really sounds like you guys liked it because you went in with low expectations, and it turned out to not be as bad as you imagined, lol.

    • @amateurwave3593
      @amateurwave3593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      FlesHBoX i think most ppl that liked it went in with really low expectations

    • @Obe4ken
      @Obe4ken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That was my experience. All the production problems made me expect a pile of hot garbage and I was pleasantly surprised.

    • @sirderpsalot
      @sirderpsalot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I feel like you just described everything 'good' in life...

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FlesHBoX It's a mundane movie.

    • @lenonel3286
      @lenonel3286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Would you say it... Subverted their expectations?

  • @babyBELUGAr
    @babyBELUGAr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The freeze frame on Jay's reaction to Rich is amazing, and proves how powerful editing truly is

  • @lhfinatl7068
    @lhfinatl7068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Obi Wan: A Day In The Life: A Star Wars Story
    He creepily stalks Luke Skywalker
    He communes with Qui-Gon
    He milks a dewback
    Maul shows up and Kenobi tells him "Haven't you got anything better to do?"

  • @MegaMalban
    @MegaMalban 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Disney should do a body horror origin story where some random guy turns into Jabba the Hut because of some gross infection

  • @stevevanderslice2244
    @stevevanderslice2244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Space Cop standing with the bounty hunters on Death Star at 26:31. Check it out I almost missed it.

    • @Level1Hera
      @Level1Hera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Steve Vanderslice that's Trump's new "space force!"

    • @jhonviel7381
      @jhonviel7381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Level1Hera i love trump! epic reference!

    • @Snorlink
      @Snorlink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sharp eyes my friend!

    • @gregtronica3569
      @gregtronica3569 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Level1Hera haha meme! funny meme!

  • @esharp48
    @esharp48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "Darth Maul is just a visual"
    *awkwardly looks at Boba Fett, soon to have entire Disney+ series*

    • @extremetoast5723
      @extremetoast5723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vincenthalfprice9930 what about the 10ish shows coming out to spin off mando?

    • @veespa_
      @veespa_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m actually very much optimistic about The Book of Boba Fett. I think it has the potential to be fantastic... let’s just hope this comment ages well!

    • @slig4656
      @slig4656 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vincenthalfprice9930 what about the clone wars????

    • @karleycoventry25
      @karleycoventry25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@veespa_ this comment has not aged well.

    • @CptFrostyMug
      @CptFrostyMug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@slig4656 clone wars series didn’t start with Disney, they just continued it

  • @Spicypuff
    @Spicypuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Seeing how well into the spiderverse did, I bet disney regrets booting the lego movie directors from solo.

    • @Ravi-xf8dw
      @Ravi-xf8dw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It could have been so much better. Kathline is so dumb

  • @tetrahedron6896
    @tetrahedron6896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Maybe if I keep saying it it will become true: They must make the Obi Wan movie a spaghetti western. It must be grim and depressing and Obi Wan must just kill people. And when he inevitably fights Darth Maul they must have a wordless staredown that lasts fifteen minutes, and then like bam two second lightsaber fight and obiwan cuts his fucking face off.

    • @VommoV
      @VommoV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tetrahedron
      That kind of happens in Rebels

  • @toddc7450
    @toddc7450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    RLM has got to be the BEST TH-cam channel out there. I subscribe to roughly 200 channels, and I love these videos the most. Keep up the amazing work guys!!

  • @mydemon
    @mydemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    When Mike is struggling to open the Millenium Falcon model, Jay goes through all the emotions: indifference, embrassement, to amazement and pure glee when he's realizing that he's the one editing the video and he can leave all of it in.

    • @justtetsuo7175
      @justtetsuo7175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Every time one of the RLM guys gets the role of editing the video, they take revenge on the previous video’s editor for making them look dumb. It’s a positive feedback loop that will never end.

    • @ejflor1313
      @ejflor1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Credits: Edited by: Mike

    • @TheShredworthy
      @TheShredworthy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was SOOOOO weird to notice and come to realization on. It's great though that from what I get from their current energy, is that a healthy and great feeling that they progressed through any hang ups in their relationship had been reached, as everyone was probably having their own private mental breakdowns with trying to go through Covid, and ALLLL that has transpired, and seem to have actually healed better through needed change. Odd to even notice Mike's odd complete incapability in that moment to not be able to even just give up on something that you are OCD'ng on.

  • @under_score3829
    @under_score3829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    The Phantom Jedi
    The Last Rian Johnson Film

    • @gufu21
      @gufu21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh gosh, if only that was the last Rian Johnson film.

    • @jmac2050
      @jmac2050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's all about the Product lines, not the movies themselves. the movies are just daytime soap commercials for moms to buy stuff for their kids.

    • @Nodeism
      @Nodeism 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Triple entendre

  • @jasonlee186
    @jasonlee186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    The logic behind how Han Solo got his last name is the saddest and laziest writing I’ve ever seen from a multi billion dollar company.

    • @alexturlais8558
      @alexturlais8558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Maybe the next prequel movie will explain that Shmi was actually able to walk on the sky.

    • @JoshuaWillis89
      @JoshuaWillis89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@alexturlais8558 Skywalker actually refers to Watto. He gave Schmi the Sally Hemmings treatment, and Anakin’s real father is a hovering Jewish stereotype.

    • @jbbrolic
      @jbbrolic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      2 years later: Cruella was born with her hair like that

    • @treycarter6736
      @treycarter6736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know. As a fan who grew up reading all the books and the young Han Solo trilogy being a really good one, that line kinda felt like a dick punch in the theater watching it. I was like “Oh.”

    • @hitomisalazar4073
      @hitomisalazar4073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@treycarter6736 Yeah if I remember didn't the trilogy of novels that filled the same "Prequel for Han" set up actually just establish that "Solo" was a famous name on Corellia. So a lot of people got named it. Including orphans and wards of the state kind of like, well, happens in real life where infants without an identity will just get named after famous people.

  • @BlackCriticGuy
    @BlackCriticGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    I'm SO GLAD I wasn't the only person that noticed the lighting problem. Its horrid!

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To be fair, BCG, it's been a problem in films for a LONG time now.
      I've noticed a lot of horribly lit films over the last 30 years starting with Batman all the way back in 1989.
      Yes, I know the film takes place at night but half the time you couldn't make out much detail and it might as well have been shot in a closet, OR cheaper yet, they should have just NEVER exposed the film and run a soundtrack for all those minutes and seconds in otherwise pitch-black night!
      There was definitely better lighting in a lot of black and white films in the past. Film noir and monster films were lit better than many films have been in the post-technicolor era.
      I still wonder if the lighting in this last SW film wasn't intentional... Were they hiding details or what? Was Disney cheap on the production and they hoped to hide that fact?
      There is hope for a video release, though. They could technically adjust the contrast and lighten up the image and sharpen it at the same time. You can do that with your own TV set or Blu ray player but you really shouldn't have to. There were some bad artistic decisions taken with this film on top of the screenwriting and lapses in story logic.
      What I've noticed with digital projection is that films in general are darker, there's less light to them. There's something to be said for 35mm film projection. The light behind the 35mm film does help bring out the image more.
      The saturation/blob/image darkness issue is even worse with 3-D projection. The last 3-D films I bothered watching have always had murkiness to them and you know they're running at about half the resolution or less of the "flat" screen version of movies. I just don't bother to go to 3-D films or buy them. Not worth the extra money for an inferior image that is nothing like my depth perception anyway.

    • @mikewilliams736
      @mikewilliams736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It reminds me of the audio problems in the dark knight except I've never heard anyone talk about that except me.

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There do seem to be eras in film production where there are more technical errors than at other points in cinema history.
      There have been a lot of films in the past that had problems with the "floating boom mike" that mysteriously appeared in the movie. That problem got aggravated by the pre-widescreen TV releases of films that were shot on regular 35mm film WITHOUT anamorphic lens and later matted widescreen for theatrical release! Well, they went back to the unmatted format for those "fullscreen" VHS release and DVDs for the pre-widescreen/pre-HDTV era and released them that way on home video but the problem is that half the time crap appeared in the "fullscreen" footage that the directors NEVER wanted the audience to see -- including boom mikes! Ha ha ha ha.
      Now, with this "Solo" movie, I think LFL were expecting audiences to overlook technical and storytelling issues and just take it. They believed too much in the myth that if you "just label it Star Wars" people will buy it. The Star Wars toy sales for the last 3 years and complaints in the aftermath of both TFA and TLJ should have been a hint that they can't be complacent and take audiences for granted. You STILL have to produce a quality, entertaining film that fits within a universe's rules. they got too caught up in pushing agendas and didn't pay enough attention to formulating good ideas and getting a decent script finished before they went into production.
      The marketing was also awful in what they emphasized for this film. A lot of the preview clips and the original trailer left bad tastes in people's mouths.
      They pissed off too many people with the last SW movie which probably helped amplify the criticism for this new movie on top of the absolutely horrible way LucasFilm reps, Kathleen Kennedy, Jon Kasdan, and Rian Johnson have interacted with disgruntled fans on social media in the aftermath of TLJ's critical bloodbath at the hands of core Star Wars fans.

    • @JG-pw5cr
      @JG-pw5cr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, the film was way too damn dark for no reason. The super dark was fun in a few scenes but the whole film was like that for no reason.

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It is like trying to watch this movie on a TV at the bottom of a well though.

  • @All4Tanuki
    @All4Tanuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Wouldn't a much easier and more effective answer to the whole parsec thing just be "oh, Han's a conman kinda guy, he's just making some bullshit up to impress this naive desert kid"?

    • @joesweeney6152
      @joesweeney6152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know this is a year late, but I think the best answer would be for George to say, “I did it on purpose to make people who use words like ‘canon’ sputter uncontrollably.”

  • @gregriessland1552
    @gregriessland1552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The movie did give us anther great episode of Half in the Bag.

  • @SilvermaniaShow
    @SilvermaniaShow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Man, I have that Star Trek X-Men crossover book on my shelf at work. It's actually not that bad.... especially when they pretty much say Professor X IS Jean Luc Picard from another dimension basically...

    • @antonstuntgrowth8370
      @antonstuntgrowth8370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bake bore bideos

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've read it too. It stinks. "A Star Trek/X-Men crossover?! Sounds like a great concept!" It isn't , and the writer proves it.

    • @AwesomeFolds
      @AwesomeFolds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      please break bob out of jail and get him back on your channel

    • @raddestoflads7771
      @raddestoflads7771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly, that sounds really cool, except one guy hates kids and another makes a life out of teaching them

    • @terrymyers2676
      @terrymyers2676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Raddest Of Lads mirror universs

  • @maxis2k
    @maxis2k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    We're making a movie about the "seedy underbelly" of Star Wars. So we have to throw a shadow on every scene. The less you can see, the better. But then we'll add a really uncomfortable droid that counters the tone of the film.

    • @essel23fly
      @essel23fly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was the main issue of the movie. Tone. And his acting,

  • @kalreeve
    @kalreeve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I just noticed the Rich Evans bounty hunter in the Empire screencap. I was like, "Who the hell is that?!" I event looked up "Empire Strikes Back bounty hunters" to find out who that character is. Wow. Well done. Really well done. Also, I both love and am ashamed that I didn't realize it was photoshopped.

    • @5114ares
      @5114ares 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I raised an eyebrow when that picture popped up. Clearly we missed a Space Cop cameo in Star Wars at some point.

  • @braziliantvhd2768
    @braziliantvhd2768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    Han must have really been a late bloomer, he's like 5'7 in this movie.

    • @TrevyTrev-andTheFunkyPets
      @TrevyTrev-andTheFunkyPets 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I struggled to get past that he just looked short , but he pulled it off. Young Han learning people do suck.

    • @benwilson6256
      @benwilson6256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Han did some freaky space drugs with jabba and they fucked with his height.

    • @Saiaxs
      @Saiaxs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jose Parcenary Vader’s cybernetics added the inches, Maul’s did too

    • @joebuck4957
      @joebuck4957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alden is 5'9.. Harrison 6'1

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Asier Etxeberria Irastorza Everyone complains about that. Why did he age like 50 years in 17 years?

  • @spethmanjones2997
    @spethmanjones2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Jay’s laugh at the _”not for nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”_ right at the beginning was freaking hilarious
    Edit: it’s around 0:57 for the kind gentleman who replied to me

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Put a timestamp in, you lazy bitch

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Benjamin von Sück there you go you impatient twat-lips

  • @FrostUK
    @FrostUK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    I'm with Jay... I almost applauded when the robot was blasted to bits.

    • @TheBenjaman
      @TheBenjaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Yeah I bursted out in Laughter when she died, the way she flopped on the ground after being shot was just so ridiculous and her scream didn't help it either lmao

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      WEll, L337 is getting her revenge on Bond.
      Daniel Craig recruited her (voice actress) to rewrite the script for Bond because A) he's clueless and B) he wants TO sink the franchise which it will be with L3's help.

    • @jackrutledgegoembel5896
      @jackrutledgegoembel5896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@AvengerII Calm down MLK

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jackrutledgegoembel5896 Whatever Davy Dork-it

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @AvengerII
      There ISN'T much rhyme OR reason to WHICH words you capitalize. Your comment just MAKES you look like A crazy PERSON. Either that or YOUR caps lock key IS just really heavy AND falls down a lot while YOU'RE typing.

  • @thedoctorprofessor1817
    @thedoctorprofessor1817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    Darth Maul is essentially the prequel's Boba fett.

    • @JohnnyBananaTV
      @JohnnyBananaTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Absolutely, but at least there were scenes where he looked cool fighting and doing the aerobatics.

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The Doctor Professor. Looks cool and menacing. Has no personality.
      Edit: That is preferable to Jar Jar, who is used too much and will not shut up.

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The Doctor Professor yeah, but then turned into an actual cool character in clone wars

    • @rightwingsafetysquad9872
      @rightwingsafetysquad9872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Except Maul was actually in the movie.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      At least The Clone Wars series gives Maul and Boba more depth.

  • @doctoradventure413
    @doctoradventure413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    This entire time I thought Qi’Ra’s name was written as Kira

    • @EpicBlackflame07
      @EpicBlackflame07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly same

    • @vingram100
      @vingram100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wow, my first thought when I saw the "real" spelling was, "burn in hell Star Wars." It's not a crime but it's just so unnecessary that it's frustrating as hell and makes the only redeeming character lame in my eyes.

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MrRaindog Are they really comparable?

    • @ralpthegreat1694
      @ralpthegreat1694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doctor Adventure just like major Kira Neris from Star Trek: deep space nine

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That apostrophe is super important though. It changes the pronunciation _completely._

  • @garrettgsf8849
    @garrettgsf8849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    So we are going to ignore that the crime syndicate sends someone with their logo on the wrist on a secret undercover heist where they dont want to appear to be involved at all to not start a war between the syndicates? I mean would you really send HER then, who also seems pretty well-known around the galaxy. Not really good for plausible deniability...

    • @DarkAngelEU
      @DarkAngelEU 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This movie is a pile of shit in general, we could spend an entire weekend analyzing its flaws.

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yeah that was pretty dumb. The entire point of sending Han and Woody Harrelson was that they had no connection to Paul Bettany so he wouldn't be blamed for breaking an alliance. And then he sends his wife to help them.

    • @garrettgsf8849
      @garrettgsf8849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly!

    • @brentsingletonphoto
      @brentsingletonphoto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sweet Jesus Balls how did I not pick up on that??

    • @johnconnorpliskin7184
      @johnconnorpliskin7184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brent Singleton Because it doesn’t matter? Its a Star Wars movie, they always had really dumb plot holes. Remember Empire? During the Battle of Hoth, Luke says that the AT-AT’s can’t be blown up with blasters, yet when they knock one down, they blow it up with the Snow Speeders blasters. There’s probably a bunch more issues in each film, but in a series that is known for contrivances and luck, it all comes to the Force I guess lol.

  • @mixdberries
    @mixdberries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    26:31 is a clean edit.
    Props for the artistry.

  • @CarlMarxPunk
    @CarlMarxPunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    "I don't love star wars"
    "I hate Star Wars"
    *While wearing Star Wars T-Shirt*
    "I kinda loved it"
    Most relatable mood.

    • @Telepathic_Snail_Overlords
      @Telepathic_Snail_Overlords 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Star Wars in a nutshell 😂😂

    • @Hot18Shot
      @Hot18Shot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No one hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rich hates aspects of Star Wars that encourage lazy story elements that the Sequel trilogy exploited to great lengths, and I’m all for it

    • @WomenRespecter9000
      @WomenRespecter9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rich Evans works in mysterious ways

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh no, not the "mood" trend invading RLM

  • @theliquor2603
    @theliquor2603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Rich fading away and then coming back for the chair is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

  • @gz7006
    @gz7006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Finally, now I can know what to think about a movie I haven't watched!

  • @DarthVitrial
    @DarthVitrial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The conversation about the holograms reminded me of a funny part in the first Thrawn series- crazy Jedi Joorus C'baoth calls Thrawn and appears as a giant floating head, and Thrawn replies "I see you've discovered the Emperor's private hologram setting."

  • @white-dragon4424
    @white-dragon4424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Even as a kid I simply thought that Dr. McCoy was called "Bones" because he was a doctor.

    • @alexbaker1305
      @alexbaker1305 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait is that wrong?

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alexbaker1305 No. It was a reference to calling a doctor "Old Saw Bones". The J.J. Trek explanation is WRONG.

  • @AltimeterAlligator
    @AltimeterAlligator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Dammit, smuggling should be _suspenseful._ I want to chew my fingernails off watching something at stake. Surround the main character with danger to his clients, not his life. We all know that nothing happens to Solo except he turns into Mr. Cool.
    Show me unarmed Han and Chewie sneaking bacta goo through Imperial Customs, to save the Ballchinians from planned extinction _and_ earn a bajillion buckazoids. Show me a ship rigged for silent flying about to cook from the inside as Han struggles to minimize maneuvers through a booby-trapped asteroid field. Scrape some paint off the Falcon during a mad dash between shadows, and make a big deal out of doing a space walk to cover tracks before patrols come back around. Slow down your action scenes, and do something engaging with the main character's improbable skill.
    I want suspense so strong it stops my heart. Stop my heart with your film, you hacks!

    • @AltimeterAlligator
      @AltimeterAlligator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ReGo001 So, put their money and fame on the line instead. Have a cocksure Han on a big hotstreak, throw him into the worst debt of his life via his own mistakes, and build from there.
      Maybe while clearing his debt, Solo sniffs out that his latest job is designed to dispose of incriminating evidence, bring Imperial heat down on some peaceful settlers, and get him killed as well. Then he royally screws his boss by being so damn slick the whole thing goes off without a hitch. I don't know, man, the possibilities are endless.
      Mateusz Piskorski Yeah, risky intrigue stuff is always welcome. There's a lot of potential for that in Star Wars. And thanks haha, maybe I should!

    • @prolamer7
      @prolamer7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have good music taste too mr alligator!

    • @joachimvanrusselt983
      @joachimvanrusselt983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      >Ballchinians
      Top reference right there.
      Anyway, you're right. I think when making a prequel they could stand to learn from episodic TV - we're dealing with established characters that the audience knows all about already. They're probably not going to die in this week's adventure (assuming it's not a season finale). So the suspense has to be in the situation, the predicament. And while we know they survive we don't know if they'll get everything they want.
      You know, the funny thing about great heist/caper movies is that it's never really about the loot. Danny Ocean wants his girl back. Cobb wants to reunite with his children and get closure for past mistakes. Johnny Hooker wants revenge on Lonnegan for killing his buddy. Danger of death is never as compelling as danger of failure, of the loss of something important to a character we've become invested in.
      Oh well. To be honest I don't think a $250m film that was initially shot as a heavily ad-libbed comedy, with disagreement between writer and directors, then 70% reshot with a new director, ever had much of a chance of being a successful nail-biter. You have a better chance with a smaller budget and a director firmly in command who wants to make it that way, like Denis Villeneuve's work.

    • @prolamer7
      @prolamer7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Digged more in your playlists and man you know NSP, Big-O, bunch of anime OSTS, TNG list goes on... i feel ill find much good music i dont know yet in there :-)

    • @connerclark3678
      @connerclark3678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My heart was pounding towards the end because I feared that Voss (“Bad Guy”) would be not-really-dead, spring up and kill Qira right in front of Han. Guess that says something for the flick since I cared about Alden’s Han and didn’t hate Qira, but I was left with anticlimactic confusion.

  • @theldaniel170
    @theldaniel170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Jay: "Well Mike, it's time to star talking about Solo: a Star Wa-"
    Mike: "I thought it was terrible."

  • @YouLousyKids
    @YouLousyKids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    26:31 I love how the RLM guys will do all that hard work to digitally add Space Cop in place of Boba Fett (and the replacement is flawless) and then leave it up for only 1 second. Blink and you miss it. And yet, it should be a desktop wallpaper. (I just made it mine!)

  • @Dardessia
    @Dardessia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I've only just seen this film today, and to be fair... I'm with Rich. It's nice to have a Star Wars film that's not bogged down in whatever Rise of Skywalker is.
    The worst parts were the obvious references to previous films, but watching this film from the perspective of it being an action film that _happens_ to be set in the Star Wars universe actually provides an enjoyable experience.