Mr. No Legs - The Cinema Snob
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Writer and Creator: Brad Jones
Illustration: Shaun Millington
Theme Song: Sad Panda
End Stinger: The ToonWerks
The Cinema Snob reviews The Amazing Mr. No Legs.
how do you have a legitimate badass without legs and don't make it a vigilante revenge movie where a badass in a custom wheelchair with guns stops crime? Come on 1970's.
Shawn Conway By having an uncreative writer
Well, there's always the remake.
Quentin Tarantino tricked us all into thinking the 70s were more awesome than reality
I wanna remake this lol
he used his brain
Ok, I admit that the line "You were never raised. You grew!" got a big chuckle out of me XD
Can't wait for the sequel, mr. no budget.
THIS NEEDS TO BE MADE!!!! Hell I'll make it.... who has a spare film crew lying around in storage?
There may be a film crew lying around some random green screens that involve a time machine that was found in a yard sale.
Im in
What about the porno spoof, Mr. No Pants
You mean the amazing mr. No budget?
I think I remember seeing footage of this movie either on here TH-cam or on TV. Gotta give props to Ted Vollrath for his fighting skills, the fact he served in the Korean war, learned karate from his wheelchair, and earning a black belt is really inspiring. A shame that his character, who mind you was featured on the poster and top billed, gets killed towards the end of this movie. He really should've been the hero. Also the fact this was from the creators of the show "Flipper" really surprises me, how do you go from creating an old school kid's show to making a low budget exploitation movie about a gangster in a wheelchair who isn't even the main character? Talk about perplexing. Great episode.
I used to train in martial arts with a guy named cliff who was a skinny little old man and veteran with one arm. He would literally beat the fuck out of you WHILE USING THE STUMP
Where's Wheels and the Legman when you need them?
What about Mind Quad and Jimmy Boombox?
Haveba all about mind quad!
Ah, American Dad reference. Awesome.
Flick or Treat Productions, J Dee Carter, Haveba, f1owo1f 91, Aaron Siewert
you guysss... are my kinda people lolz
Heard Brad's getting married this week. If so, congratulations man! I hope you and your wife will be very happy together!
dmysta30001 Nukie is in the wedding.
Mazel tov, Snob, & a blessing on your house! ^_^
Wait, where did this news come from?
dmysta30001 Awww congrats to Brad Jones.
scottieman2 I know who else will come...
Daniel Stern, Jason and Freddy, Tyler Perry, Michael Myers, Kirk Cameron, Tequila and Bonetti, the Oogieloves, the sexually aroused narrator from Fun in Balloon Land, etc
And now we wait for Turkish Mr. No Legs.
Dan Mount the difference being he has shitty Roman candles in his legs
It better be titled Turkey Legs.
+Koen Van Damme That joke was godly.
Koen Van Damme that joke was great.
There is an episode for Turkish first blood already
Is it weird how, after finally going back to 70's exploitation films after so long, I'm just like "Wait, why is Cinema Snob--oh, right; never mind."
Right? It's like "did I go back in time?" Good to see he hasn't lost his touch
Manchester black
John Holmes was the Amazing Mr. Third Leg.
LMAO
Honestly, it would be funny if we started a trend of naming films after the most memorable character in the film. Beach Party would be renamed Prof. Atwell. Diamonds are Forever would be renamed Bambi and Thumper. The Force Awakens would be renamed That One Stormtrooper That Yelled "Traitor" and Actually Kicked Ass.
TheMellowFilmmaker I think Disney calls him TR8R now that they know how many people like him
The Sloth That Works At The DMV. That Squirrel That Causes Natural Disasters Whenever He Tries To Store His Nut.
TheMellowFilmmaker 1
I'm pretty sure Diamonds Are Forever would be called "Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd"
Rocco
My aunt's brother had no legs and he had a black belt in karate, which I thought was a little unfair, seeing how he only had to learn half of the stuff that everybody else learned.
jesusnthedaisychain Dude I was taught Tae Kwon Do by a guy born with no legs. And I never gave it a second thought until way later
😂 That kills me!
this needs more likes
The joke.
your legs.
Your aunts brother... so your uncle?
I didn't know they made a Mr. Plinkett origin film and a prequel to Space Cop.
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
So... Neither the head trauma nor the fact that her boyfriend was shot in the chest did anything to tip the police off that there might be more to the story than "She ODed"?
This is 70's Florida cops. I think we're lucky they weren't shooting hitchhikers at the time.
Nor the fact that the dope was shot into her arm after she was dead, meaning it wouldn't circulate through her body. Or the fact that dead flesh doesn't bruise, so there would be no marks around the injection site. I'm pretty sure that any competent medical examiner would realize immediately that the injection was post-mortem.
I'm pretty sure they also assigned the victim's brother to the case... That bugs me, shouldn't Andy be kept away from the case instead ?
Mr. No Legs is a fucking badass, holy shit, he’s awesome!
No No No: He has'nt a Moustache! WORST 70's HERO EVER!
Best supporting actress: Call Center Girl
WHY IS'NT THE MOVIE NAMED AFTER HER????
The trailer for this movie is better than the movie itself.
But still, a disabled hit man in a wheelchair with dual shotguns is pretty awesome.
schtive81 it could be Rolling Thunder but instead of a hook hand, it's a dual shotgun wheelchair. I want that movie now.
He has to swivel the whole chair just to aim. A pair of handguns would have worked better. In the time it takes to get his shotguns out, you could push him down subway stairs.
It's as if the the filmmakers didn't even care about realism.
@@thenightrider2121 how have we still not seen this??
According to the version of the VHS cover shown before the English one, one tagline is:
"Don't get in his way, he'll flay you alive".
That's just as devoid of a height pun as it sounds.
The Amazing Mr. No Legs is of course the reboot made a few years after the original.
TheWRYYYYYYY but what about Mr. No Legs homecoming?
Famicon 64 Which came after the terrible The Amazing Mr. No Legs 2
Into the No-Legs-Verse.
Well, what a delightful morning surprise! ^_^ *(tunes in to watch)*
I want to hug your soul. :)
I wept because I had no legs.
Then I met a film that had no budget.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT I'M WALKING ON AIR, I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SO FREE!
I am still waiting for Johnny Charo's comeback, dang it!
Jason Jimerson He is still lurking under the dorm bed in Another Son of Sam
The Best badass in a wheelchair movie is by far
FDR: American Badass
He had rockets and a minigun
Aaron it's a saga. Needs a third one.
I remember trying to to watch this movie a long time ago and it was so boring I couldn't finish it. Sometimes you need a snob episode to get through things!
It's nice to finally know that my Hot Wheels collection wasn't lost to time. I found it in this film.
Her brother's reaction looked less tragedy distress and more intestinal distress.
I couldn't believe this when I saw this review! The only other time I saw anything about this movie was when I got a bootleg at a horror convention almost a decade ago.
Starring Wheels, and the Legman
You know, with the wedding and everything, we would have understood if you didn't want to do an episode this week.
David Reeder It's not a live stream. He probably made it weeks ago.
It's nice to see an episode that would have fit in with what Brad was doing 8 years ago. Ah, the memories.
Congratulations on the marriage Brad!
"Mr. No Legs, you're a good drug dealer. But not good enough, because of your No Legs. So I'm partnerrring you up with Mr. Regular Legs."
This isn't a good movie, but damn is Mr. No Legs good in it.
Also, is the thumbnail actually a folded paper or is that an effect made using an editing software?
Maybe in the future we will se mr. no tail with flipper as the lead actor
Fer Zum dammit, you beat me to the joke. I was going to say that "The Amazing Mr. No Legs" was the original name for the Flipper show.
Party Bot the greatest minds think alike
That was called "Free Willy"
tyvm...
If Flipper was called Mr. No Legs, I would TOTALLY watch it.
This movie has Lloyd Bochner who also was in The Lonely Lady and Satan’s School For Girls that Snob reviewed. What a career.
So I guess you could say that this movie is "Lloyd Approved."
Huh, as a young boy I was a big fan of Flipper the dolphin, as they ran reruns on Nickelodeon for a few years. I just looked up Jack Cowden, and sadly he has passed away. But, what's crazy is that he died in the same little South Carolina town I grew up in. Well, not EXACTLY the same, but within 10-11 miles.
mr no legs the lost batman villain
He's been keeping that videotape in his jacket for the better part of a decade to make that point.
I wake up this morning and find a Cinema Snob Review uploaded today! Oh Brad, you spoil us!
I don't know what I expected from a movie called Mr. No Legs but I'm not really surprised it ended up being 70's schlock. I can't understand a single god damn scene of this movie but man is it the fun kind of bad/weird. It definitely helps that the review makes the movie way funnier, thanks Snob
"Someone come get their fucking parents!" DEAD xD
I DEMAND a Flipper/Mr. No Legs crossover! Also, congrats Brad.
Had to watch this again after Red Letter Media just watched it. It's always so fascinating when different people watch movies like this how they get completely two different things out of it.
I 100% agree with the name change of the movie. Mr No Legs was awesome
Chuck then retired to California where he became a lifeguard and joined the Baywatch crew.
I've wanted to see this since you mentioned it in I thiiink the Midnight Screening of Me Before You
mr no legs should be remembered for its cool car chase, which was fucking awesome. Reminds me of modern open world video games.
Brad have you heard of "A killing affair" staring OJ Simpson and Elizabeth Montgomery? OJ plays a LA cop investigating a murder and having an affair with Montgomery. It was a made for TV movie from the 1970's
Now, now, OJ was only ALLEGEDLY in said television film. The TV movie itself may or may not have actually taken place.
I ripped my shirt and lost my voice screaming at the end of this masterpiece. This is one of my favorite B movies
The best TH-cam channel right here
I can appreciate a movie who's lighting and camera budget consist of human souls. every time a guy is murdered the movie gets better visual quality. now if only they had something worth shooting... HEY! a karate master with no legs and a dozen kills under his belt?! let's see what he does on the weekends!
I'm no expert on kickback, but shouldn't Mr. No Legs's chair have slid backwards a bit every time he fired those shotguns?
Nah, we've been conditioned by Hollywood to think that guns have enormous recoil, but they don't. The Mythbusters tested the myth that being hit by a bullet sends people flying backward. They hung a pig carcass from a metal frame so the hook holding it up was balanced on the very edge of the frame, so a little push would knock it down. Then they unloaded a variety of small arms into it. It never went flying backward. Newton's Third Law states that for every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Ergo, if being hit by a bullet knocks you back ten feet, the person firing it should also be knocked back ten feet. Since this doesn't happen, that myth is busted.
🤔.........👩🦽💨
Maybe he had the brakes on?
But I feel that then the kickback would have tipped him over 😦
😒.....hmm
Thanks Snob. Awesome as ever. Best wishes + good fortune to you, now and the future.
The guy was too thin for The Amazing Atheist joke to work,
but still an A for effort :/
overlookers and there is No knock off TH-cam pitch
That is about all i know save for the fact he once was part of CA
Everything was hairier in the 70s
flipper wasn't
22:28: "Like all car chases of the time, it comes to an end due to...truckers building a wall of ice." This is supposed to be a serious movie and not Hot Fuzz 0, right? Because the image of the car chase ending by the guy crashing into the ice definitely deserves the "you don't have to say anything at all" clip.
Was there just a cop car trying to jump a raised bridge? My Smokey and the Bandit senses were tingling....
Yeah, I recognize that this film was made on the cheap... but after watching this episode, I went and reminded myself that Massacre Video released it on Blu-ray a year and a half ago. I want one now.
"Crime doesn't have a leg to stand on[?]" You should have that chiseled onto your future tombstone Mr. Cinema Snob.
Oh snap! This movie stars Lifeguard Day Before Retirement from Baywatch!
Obviously a big fan of the Blues Brothers with that final car chase, the random cutaways, etc. All it needed was someone going "They broke my watch!"
The thing is this movie was released in 78, Blues Brothers was not even shot until 79.
at 18:50 you had me cracking up like I didnt for awhile thanks
So I looked up Joie Chitwood and the Danger Angels because I was bored, and it turns out they're a gaggle of stunt drivers best known for Joie Chitwood's Thrill Show, as featured in Smokey and the Bandit III, with the "Danger Angels" better known as the "Hell Riders". They were the main inspiration for Evel Kinevel to start doing daredevil work. Chitwood himself was a semi-regular in Hollywood and elsewhere as a stunt driver due to the Thrill Show's popularity, to the point that he was the stunt coordinator and one of the main drivers in Live and Let Die!
And they apparently thought footage of his team's driving work would be best served with Call Center Girl. What in the actual.
6:35 You really have to binge Cinema Snob to get these in-jokes! I feel like I possess esoteric knowledge just knowing that this was an "Another Son of Sam" reference!
22:38 That car crash sound effect was used on Black Flag's Drinking and Driving.
I was awaiting a reference to Crippled Masters and was not disappointed when one was said. Thank you Brad :)
Congratulations on the wedding Brad! My best wishes to you and yours. :)
17:41 I actually was looking forward to watching Shot on Shitteo. Is a shame it'll never be released.
That is one hell of an awesome wheelchair! No wonder Mr. No-Legs was the most marketable character, even if he's only a side character.
An early review due to a upcoming wedding? How much more awesome can you get? Once more, all the best wishes to both of you, and remember to forget about us, while on your honeymoon^^
Btt, I think, the main problems(aside of the technical ones) of this movie are both the script and editing. It can't decide wether it wants to be an European drug ring or an American cop movie, so it settles on both and meshes them up horribly. The weird editing choices and often woody acting don't help either.
Though, you can't sue them for false advertising; Mr. No Legs truly is amazing.
The way that other brother says "Noo" sounds so funny lol and that Does look like Ferris Bueller's house haha
i wonder what happened to the most convincing being on the movie...that fly on the lens ..
All I can think of is the “ I have no legs” dude from the movie kids
Mike White at least he had a skateboard
John Ballard lol true. Plus that tune is catchy
Mike White Ha, Same! I use to say that line all the time back in the day.
That Mr. No Legs guy was kind of awesome. Kind of reminded me of the wheelchair-bound guy with no arms or legs in Turkish First Blood (BTW, could you repost this one on here ? Seems it can hardly be found on youtube).
Are you or Mathew going to review Collateral Beauty? I'm surprised no one had done that yet.
Going by his Midnight Screenings of it with Sarah, they'd have a hoot mocking it, but I wonder if that'd be too content ID risky.
Brad you would be so funny on the drunken peasants podcast! Please be a guest on the show!
He'd be even better on TJ & Paul's movie channel Cinema For Cynics
H8rdwork yeah totally!
I love Brad but he's really only funny when it's scripted. Otherwise he's just sexy.
The perfect wedding gift is always taking part in a podcast known for thinking (and often stating) that women are too needy and opposing thoughts are lies, nothing divisive there.
You make that sound like a complaint..;)
Yeees, for years I've been hoping you would do this one!
At 2:56...Hey! Isn't that Ron Howard's dad Rance Howard, yes... yes it is.
I've been in a car when it was driving down the train tracks (long story) and it doesn't really work that way, the tires popped after about 2 seconds.
People that are amazing: Spider-man, the New York Mets, Mr. No Legs.
That Stingray just before the meeting of Frank Zappas though....beautiful
Ron slinker was the former Tampa cop who later became a pro wrestler in the NWA in the Florida area
And the best thing is, no dolphins saw anything. : Case Closed : 🐬
And they lived happily ever after...the end...case closed.
Flipper AND mr. No legs together - AND, THEYRE rigged for mayhem!
So that's what the Snob keeps in his jacket! I knew it all along!
Nothing goes finer with good Snob dialogue than a 70s b movie! mmm..vintage.
Thanks Cinema snob for hard biscuits.
Good stuff, man. Would praise more, but I gotta get to work. Cheers!
I'm surprised that with all the tie-ins in the last few years that this wasn't a review of "Return of the Incredible Hulk" the last time we got a Hulk and Thor movie. Guess a week after isn't the best time anyway. Great Review though.
It seems every wall and door is made of balsa wood in this.
I bought this for shits and giggles, TURNS OUT MY FUCKING GRANDPA HAS A LITTLE CAMEO IN IT.
You were on fire in this one, Brad!
Where on Earth do you find these movies?!
This movie looks awesome
What actually IS up with Shot On Shiteo? I thought filming was presumed quite some time ago and it was eventually going to be released. Then nothing happened, just like before. Can anyone fill me in?
Is the Amazing Mr. No Legs the reboot of Mr. No Legs made only a few years later?
Its a Sequel to "The Spectacular Mr No Legs" and "The Weels Of Mr. No Legs"
That moment when Brad references TJ (the Amazing Atheist). lulz so good
When are we getting a new episode of Lloyd!!!?
Best Monday Morning EVER!