Fun Fact: Sylvester and Arnold were the original choices for the leads of the movie Face/Off, but refused. Likely because they clearly hate each other. But i would think that would make the chemistry all the better. Plus imagine them getting to do impressions of each other? In an alternate universe, that movie was made, and i must get a copy of it
I don't think they literally hate one another, more likely is that (knowing both actors) they both had ludicrous script stipulation lists, to out-do one another in the film. (plus outright SILLY pay demands)
Stallone's quote about the movie was: "Maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we’ve never seen. A flatworm could write a better script than Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. In some countries - China, I believe - running Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot once a week on government television has lowered the birth rate to zero."
Talisguy I saw him do an interview talking about his time as Governor of California. He was a lot more articulate than I remembered, and if not for the whole impregnated the nanny thing he probably would’ve left on a better note.
When Sly realizes Ahnold tricked him there should have been a thought bubble of him laughing maniacally like in those goofy Japanese commercials he did..."Foi fooooiii!"
This is the same guy who got rich with his bricklaying business charging double for "european style" technique at a time where everything european fetched premium prices. The man is seriously crafty!
I just wanted to point out the guy who wrote the screenplay to this movie also wrote the book Save the Cat(AKA one of the great screenplay writing ) why this guy is giving advice on screenplay writing is beyond me
French Paul 1988 He told Ferrigno to scream and grunt everytime he struck a pose during a bodybuilding competition preliminary judging event, "Do it Lou, it will really impress the judges." So Lou Ferrigno is yelling/grunting as loud as he can and Arnold is laughing his ass off at the event....good stuff!
@@silverselkie1692 Nah, what actually happened is that Junior was originally a sequel to Twins, but Stallone had destroyed the original (and only script) and replaced it with some weird shit fetish from DeviantArt. He'd hijacked the time machine used in Terminator and sent it back to the 90's and switched scripts. As they'd already paid Arnold and Danny for their work, they just had to wing it and pay Arnold slightly more for the humiliation he suffered.
"You should totally host my old show, Arnie, I totally promise not to mock your ratings or interrupt the National Prayer Breakfast to criticize you. It's gonna be great, totally yuuge." - Trump, 2016 (Yes commenters, I know Arnold agreed to take over Celebrity Apprentice before the election actually happened.)
I've got to admit, I'm having a hard time seeing Stallone's logic in signing up for this. So he signed up for what he had to have known was a bad movie just because Arnold allegedly wanted to? Personally, if I had a rival who wanted to make a career movie this questionable, it seems like the meanest thing you could do is to let him do it.
Some actors don't quite get the idea of what a movie is going to be, just by reading the script. Sly probably thought it was a good comedy, not bothering to think how these scenes would look like.
Well, Arnold made it in such a way that he appeared to believe this movie will be a good one. It was more about Arnie being cheeky as hell than Sly being sloppy.
But by 1992 Arnie had proved he could do comedy (in Twins etc) - Then he had Total Recall in 1990, a big hit - then T2 in 1991, which was fkn MASSIVE. .....Desperation can make men (especially egotistical ones) do FUNNY things. @~@
I gotta be honest, I really can't hate anything that has a Golden Girl in it. They are just too great. When I hear their voices, I just hear 'Thank you for being a friend...' In my head and I can't hate it...
wstine79 The Golden Girls is a TV show that can span generations. I watched the show when I was 8 years old, and I'm 22 now. Such a great show, and I still love the actresses today.
I remember watching a making-of special for The Expendables and Sly is talking about sustaining injuries on movies, he says something like "All my best movies, I get hurt. I didn't get hurt on 'Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot'."
Junior is the reeking shitpile of the bunch out of Arnold's 'self-aware' period. Kindergarten Cop works because he's standard Arnold saddled with kids; Twins has it's charm despite the concept, and despite the reviews I think Last Action Hero is great, but Junior is just a sad waste of a concept and it's actors. The only bit I really laughed at is Arnold at the women's retreat running off declaring "DEY'RE TRIYING TO TAHKE MY BAHYBEE!"
I was running a video store when this got released on tape, and the district manager ordered us a DOZEN copies. It rented okay the first weekend, but my employees just started referring to it as Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot Her Load. Yeah, it didn't make sense to ME, either, but neither did ordering us a dozen copies of this box office turd!
Y'know, that diaper nightmare scene could've been used to great effect if Sly's character felt pressure from those around him to change how he acts or how he looks or how he talks. He would be in his diaper and all the people who want him to change would converge on him like a horde or hungry zombies. He'd wake up screaming "I don't wanna change! Leave me alone!" It would be a clever metaphor. GOOD THING THIS MOVIE AIN'T CLEVER!
Erm... had you read the novel? He kills his son in the duel knowing he's his son and leaves with the slave girl, while his former love is all kinds of heartbroken, Dantes is a dick, and I like Monte Christo
I only said because many conflate the TV/movie versions with the source material. As for Arnold, he's the officer becoming general with the secret son, in which case Sly is Dantes for putting Arnie in as a mere cameo in The Expendables.
I didn't see the pedo subtext but I could understand a child's crush on an older woman. Who didn't have crushes on older people? (Do celebrity crushes count too?)
They get to a certain age known as "too old for this shit", and hope to cash in on the "hurr durr a tough guy is no match for kids" when they can't backflip without breaking their hip
Apparently, this wasn't even the first time Arnold pulled this kind of trick off. Similar types of bluffs and psychological warfare were largely what kept him at the top even during his competitive bodybuilding days.
I wonder if Last Action Hero was Stallone's payback. I mean, there is a scene where he's the Terminator and Arnold had to say he was a great actor. lol
The fact that Stallone looked at a script called Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot and, joke or not, took it tells me so much about Sylvester Stallone. And people say that Nicolas Cage accepts some terrible scripts.
Did you see the movie where Nicolas Cage didn't say a word even though he's a main character and he fights animatronics while trying to clean and get in a good pinball game?
This was one of those movies I passed on the Blockbuster shelves and really wanted to see, and my parents wisely opted against it. I was hoping that the mom would be way more badass.
Yes. I found myself imagining myself in the reviewer's chair and making a reference to that character, and then had to restrain myself from slapping myself for an idea so dumb. Edit: Went a bit overboard with the word "myself" in that sentence. Meh, I'm leaving it.
MadelineTopper yes I thought of the facts of life! It also makes me realize my age when someone thinks mentioning the fairly odd parents ages them since I was already a teen when that show premiered hah
meanwhile when this movie was released arnold is at home smoking a cigar. drinking his best whiskey while watching this movie and enjoying sly's misery and suffering he could only exclaim a single word. the only word that could describe this legendary ruse when letting out a great laugh and that word my friend is "winning"
I need to know how the gun went from black to chrome? How hard did she scrub the damn gun? Also I can 1000% see Arnold in 1992 using some T2 money to rent out Grauman’s Chinese Theatre smoking a huge cigar and laughing his ass off watching this piece of shit.
Oh GOD I remember this film! It was on TV shortly after my mom divorced! We were living in my grandmothers and grandfathers house and we used to watch TV together each evening... I completely forgot this film existed until now. Happy nostalgic times. Then our Grandparents died, and we had to sell the house and... Actually I just realized I am not sure when was the last time I was gennuely happy and not just entertained or amused...
It's not one of the worst films ever. Not even close. I...actually don't think the film is THAT bad. At least it's nice to see Stallone be a bit goofy and have fun (I don't think he's that bad acting wise in it), I actually like the 'breakfast' part, the 'truck vs. airplane' has some good FX and is better than a lot of the CG stuff of today, and I do think 10:49 is pretty funny. I don't even think it's one of Stallone's worst. I'd rather watch this one than Spy Kids 3, Driven, Avenging Angelo, Rebel, or Grudge Match.
Estelle Getty was tricked into being in this movie too. She saw it had guns in it and said she would only be in the film if there were no guns. The producers lied to her and said it was "gun free" to get her to sign on. These people had NO shame.
Fun fact: the writer, Blake Snyder, wrote "Save the Cat;" one of the standard screenwriting books up-and-coming Hollywood writers are prescribed to read. And suddenly everything makes sense. But hey, this script sold for $500,000, so what the fuck do I know?
Egads, what a fucking awful movie. A 'friend' from our weekly movie watching group got to pick the movie for the week of her birthday, and she couldn't decide between this (her favorite comedy) and 'Eat Drink Man Woman'. She only remembered to bring EDMW, but wanted to show us this one so badly that she drove back home to get the DVD so we could all watch it. I'm not overstating things when I say it was so awful I almost stopped attending because I was afraid she would find something worse to show us. I hate using this phrase, but... this is in fact one of the worst movies I've ever had the displeasure to sit through.
Great episode. I've heard this movie was bad, but I never thought it would be this bad. I wouldn't say it's as bad as "Rhinestone", probably more on par with "Judge Dredd". And why do I have a feeling we're gonna see a review of "Rhinestone" some time in the future. Also I Imdb'd this movie and was surprised that Ving Rhames was in this movie, credited as a character named "Mr.Stereo". Kind makes me wonder who tricked Ving to be in this and "It's Pat".
Fateful Findings is a lot worse then I remember it being. Wait a minute......this isn't Fateful Findings! Get back to the rest of the Neil Breen movies!
For some reason, up to about 10 minutes into the video I kept thinking of "Throw Momma from the train", so I was wondering when was DeVito the whole time, or the train for that matter. Brain's been working poorly as of late.
17:35 There is a similar scene a year later in "Demolition Man" when Stallone knocks Sandra Bullock unconscious with a glow rod, saying "Then you'll understand this."
ChristophInns depends on the chemicals used and how long you let it soak. If you soak a gun in soap and water, if you were to dry it out and then clean it thoroughly it would be fine. Bleach is another story.
ChristophInns Well considering the gun changed colours as a result of said washing I would at least have second thoughts about using the thing myself just based of that
Assuming she rinsed it and let it dry, it's completely useable. It won't last long, as she took off the bluing and also scratched the ever-loving shit out of it, so it's going to get rusty, but it'll still work for a while. Now the bullets, he better throw them away; if any water seeped in and he tries to fire it, it might jam in the gun, and then the next bullet can't escape and it actually will blow up the chamber.
Couldn't figure out where I'd heard of this film. I realized they discussed it on an episode of Movie Fights on ScreenJunkies. The debate was "what film would be better with Schwarzenegger as the star rather than Stallone."
4:25 - Well, that's a line that I'll never be able to scrub out of my brain. Who thought that line was okay? Imagine some patchy neckbearded guy in a trenchcoat saying that. Or a daycare worker. Or _anyone_ in _any_ context. What the fuck, 1992? I get that you were still getting over the non-stop cocaine binge that was the 80s, but seriously? Nobody during production was like, "Anyone else think that suggesting the flight attendant is super turned on by pictures of infants is a bit weird?"
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Does anyone else picture Arnold watching this in the theatre while smoking and laughing like De Niro in Cape Fear?
CthulhuianBunny yes LMAO
Doing the Japanese commercial laugh?
Yup
Yes, I actually do.
@aaronsdavis True. But he did trick someone into doing a film like this. And that is most definitely worth a chuckle over.
Fun Fact: Sylvester and Arnold were the original choices for the leads of the movie Face/Off, but refused. Likely because they clearly hate each other. But i would think that would make the chemistry all the better. Plus imagine them getting to do impressions of each other?
In an alternate universe, that movie was made, and i must get a copy of it
Just imagine Stalone or Arnold making the Cage face in the church choir scene. Just that would be worth all the gold in the world
And then the magic that is Nick Cage took over the role of the villain and it was good
I don't think they literally hate one another, more likely is that (knowing both actors) they both had ludicrous script stipulation lists, to out-do one another in the film.
(plus outright SILLY pay demands)
As much as I adore Face/Off this alternate take sounds like a dream come true for me!
I can just imagine Schwarzenegger sitting in the audience when this premiered with the most evil, shit eating grin on his face.
1TrulyMad lol same
I can see him going to watch every showing of this and just maniacally laughing while everyone else wonders ‘what the hell is so funny to that guy’
Arnie DID go on to do 'Junior' the year straight after 'Stop or my mom will shoot' \/
- WAS IT PAYBACK?
INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW!
@@zetetick395 This movie was 1992. Junior was 1994.
@@filmbuff2777 It still could have been payback.
Stallone's quote about the movie was: "Maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we’ve never seen. A flatworm could write a better script than Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. In some countries - China, I believe - running Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot once a week on government television has lowered the birth rate to zero."
At least Stallone know how made this movie was.
And yet Blake Snyder uses it as an example to help with his Beat Sheet.
If thats the real quote thats an unreal level of contempt
This reminds me of the time I tricked Kirk Cameron into starring in Saving Christmas.
culwin I love you profile picture calvin and Hobbes is my life
culwin does your icon have any meaning?
culwin Agreed
That was you? You bastard how dare you force that on all of us!🤣😉
Now someone must trick Kirk into trying to save Christmas for real.
Could a scene with Bea Arthur have saved this film? She could have done a musical number closing a bar......
LS Greger Nope. She could have saved the Wicker Cage though!
Cmon I like one of the golden girls in those movies
Betty white randomly shows up lol
And she's goes on another tangent about St. Olaf.
Or done a nude scene to please The Lone Rangers.
This is the first time I heard about the Schwarzenegger prank, truly legendary.
Talisguy I saw him do an interview talking about his time as Governor of California. He was a lot more articulate than I remembered, and if not for the whole impregnated the nanny thing he probably would’ve left on a better note.
Holy shit, Schwarzenegger!! That's some Game of Thrones level practical joking!!
When Sly realizes Ahnold tricked him there should have been a thought bubble of him laughing maniacally like in those goofy Japanese commercials he did..."Foi fooooiii!"
This is the same guy who got rich with his bricklaying business charging double for "european style" technique at a time where everything european fetched premium prices. The man is seriously crafty!
@@drakkenmensch Pumping Politics.
I just wanted to point out the guy who wrote the screenplay to this movie also wrote the book Save the Cat(AKA one of the great screenplay writing ) why this guy is giving advice on screenplay writing is beyond me
Yeah, but then he went straight on the very next year to do 'Junior' himself @.@
WAS IT SLY PAYBACK?
So, who tricked Arnold into doing "Jingle All The Way"?
Sinbad.
Same guy who told him to do Batman&Robin
It was Cohagen and Richter.
[who tricked Arnold into doing "Jingle All The Way"?]
Benjamin Franklin
I actually like that movie. Plus, it was the first Schwarzenegger movie I ever saw.
So Arnold and Sly were the Joan Crawford and Bette Davis of their day lol
I don't even know why did you compare both of them to davis and crawford.
This would have been more interesting if it was just The Golden Girls ending up in a Stallone movie.
So Schwarzenegger fooled Stallone pretty much the same way he fooled Lou Ferrigno.
How did he fool Ferrigno ?
I don't recall the details but it had something to do with a bodybuilding competition.
French Paul 1988 He told Ferrigno to scream and grunt everytime he struck a pose during a bodybuilding competition preliminary judging event, "Do it Lou, it will really impress the judges." So Lou Ferrigno is yelling/grunting as loud as he can and Arnold is laughing his ass off at the event....good stuff!
Thanks for the details, and I guess it must have been hilarious to watch indeed.
I think that's how the invasion of Poland went. Except with Hitler and Stalin.
Arnold Schwarzenegger may have tricked Stallone into making this movie, but Arnold made Junior willingly.
And that movie made The Nostalgia Critic puke his own stomach out.
Maybe he was trying to trick Stallone into staring in it and it backfired
@@silverselkie1692 Nah, what actually happened is that Junior was originally a sequel to Twins, but Stallone had destroyed the original (and only script) and replaced it with some weird shit fetish from DeviantArt. He'd hijacked the time machine used in Terminator and sent it back to the 90's and switched scripts. As they'd already paid Arnold and Danny for their work, they just had to wing it and pay Arnold slightly more for the humiliation he suffered.
Van Damn tricked Schwarzenegger into dong Junior.
@@SpeedyEric1 Love Dora's sarcasm at the Aerosmith "joke."
"You must run for President, Donald, it will you get all da respect in da world." - Ah-nold, 2016.
LMFAO
"You should totally host my old show, Arnie, I totally promise not to mock your ratings or interrupt the National Prayer Breakfast to criticize you. It's gonna be great, totally yuuge." - Trump, 2016
(Yes commenters, I know Arnold agreed to take over Celebrity Apprentice before the election actually happened.)
And yet, it did the exact opposite for Trump...interesting.
Why would the punchline be him winning?thats a good thing for him
Marcos Recio Yes, but at the cost of being mocked even more.
Only reason I watched this was because Netflix made this the only recommend movie for April fools
These days, Schwarzenegger is too busy laughing his ass off at Donald Trump to give this movie much thought.
wait
so he tricked trump into running for president?
And at Stallone for supporting him which is why Ahnuld will always be superior. Nobody FOOLS Ahnuld.
I've got to admit, I'm having a hard time seeing Stallone's logic in signing up for this. So he signed up for what he had to have known was a bad movie just because Arnold allegedly wanted to? Personally, if I had a rival who wanted to make a career movie this questionable, it seems like the meanest thing you could do is to let him do it.
Some actors don't quite get the idea of what a movie is going to be, just by reading the script. Sly probably thought it was a good comedy, not bothering to think how these scenes would look like.
Well, Arnold made it in such a way that he appeared to believe this movie will be a good one. It was more about Arnie being cheeky as hell than Sly being sloppy.
Stallone was thinking about the success of Schwarzenegger with Kindergarten Cop, he wanted a similar hit. He knew he could do comedy and drama.
But by 1992 Arnie had proved he could do comedy (in Twins etc) - Then he had Total Recall in 1990, a big hit - then T2 in 1991, which was fkn MASSIVE.
.....Desperation can make men (especially egotistical ones) do FUNNY things. @~@
I gotta be honest, I really can't hate anything that has a Golden Girl in it. They are just too great. When I hear their voices, I just hear 'Thank you for being a friend...' In my head and I can't hate it...
wstine79 The Golden Girls is a TV show that can span generations. I watched the show when I was 8 years old, and I'm 22 now. Such a great show, and I still love the actresses today.
Awe :D
I remember watching a making-of special for The Expendables and Sly is talking about sustaining injuries on movies, he says something like "All my best movies, I get hurt. I didn't get hurt on 'Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot'."
Well... maybe not “physically”
*Turner and Hooch* is proof positive that Tom Hanks can make ANYTHING charming! 🐶
i think it's safe to say that Arnie probably had a better comedic track record than Stallone, even with "gems" like Junior
Junior is the reeking shitpile of the bunch out of Arnold's 'self-aware' period. Kindergarten Cop works because he's standard Arnold saddled with kids; Twins has it's charm despite the concept, and despite the reviews I think Last Action Hero is great, but Junior is just a sad waste of a concept and it's actors. The only bit I really laughed at is Arnold at the women's retreat running off declaring "DEY'RE TRIYING TO TAHKE MY BAHYBEE!"
Ahnuld always shows up no matter how bad the movie is. Stallone often looks embarrassed and doesn't want to be in his stinkers.
Seriously: I would buy the blu-ray of this is Arnie was doing the commentary track. If that happens, tell me. I want a copy.
"Hahaha, look at Stahllone freaking out over not wanting to be changed! I got him good!"
I was running a video store when this got released on tape, and the district manager ordered us a DOZEN copies. It rented okay the first weekend, but my employees just started referring to it as Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot Her Load.
Yeah, it didn't make sense to ME, either, but neither did ordering us a dozen copies of this box office turd!
Semen and feces all in one comment. Two bird's one stone 🤣🤦♂️
Worst episode of Everybody Loves Raymond Ever
URFTBOUND4LIFE Or the best.
Wrong lady
Now i cant stop picturing arnold at the premiere, sitting right in front of Stalone. smoking a big cigar and laughing like deniro in Cape Fear
Y'know, that diaper nightmare scene could've been used to great effect if Sly's character felt pressure from those around him to change how he acts or how he looks or how he talks. He would be in his diaper and all the people who want him to change would converge on him like a horde or hungry zombies. He'd wake up screaming "I don't wanna change! Leave me alone!" It would be a clever metaphor.
GOOD THING THIS MOVIE AIN'T CLEVER!
Oh yeah it does remind me of the beinging of the movie good burger
Jesus fucking Chrizzist. That's some Monte Cristo level vengeance Arnold laid down on Sly xD
Erm... had you read the novel? He kills his son in the duel knowing he's his son and leaves with the slave girl, while his former love is all kinds of heartbroken, Dantes is a dick, and I like Monte Christo
I know what I said. Are you suggesting Arnold's not a dick? Because he totally is, and I love him for it. xD
I only said because many conflate the TV/movie versions with the source material. As for Arnold, he's the officer becoming general with the secret son, in which case Sly is Dantes for putting Arnie in as a mere cameo in The Expendables.
... Stalone in Diapers vs Arnold's Baby Face ... take your pick.
MAHGOD?
Orzene Tyranni baby face. Less fucking disturbing
You know what's scarer then the opening to good burger stalone in a diaper
Arnold's baby face 4 sho
HEY Snob, don't you dare sully the good name of Blank Check! Its the finest of the Home Alone ripoffs with the added bonus of rampant commercialism
That banker lady was pretty hot tho.
I don't think they meant the pedophilia, that was probably just bad writing, but oh boy is it there...
Hell yeah!
I didn't see the pedo subtext but I could understand a child's crush on an older woman. Who didn't have crushes on older people? (Do celebrity crushes count too?)
she kisses him on the lips at the end of the movie
What is it with action stars being in terrible comedies.
boats are expensive
Chasformer I like Kindergarden cop.
I feel like those haven't happened as much as they used to back in the 90's. The most recent one I can think of was The Tooth Fairy.
Bruce Willis did a few comedy recently, jackie Chan made a spiritual the Pacifier and Danny Trejo was in Harold and kumar 3
They get to a certain age known as "too old for this shit", and hope to cash in on the "hurr durr a tough guy is no match for kids" when they can't backflip without breaking their hip
I think someone spiked my takeout.
Apparently, this wasn't even the first time Arnold pulled this kind of trick off. Similar types of bluffs and psychological warfare were largely what kept him at the top even during his competitive bodybuilding days.
The full name is Joe Bomowski.
Sad thing is... as far as stupid names for Stallone characters go, that's not even in the top 5.
Marion "Cobra" Cobretti, Angelo "Snaps" Provolone, Lincoln Hawk, James "Jimmy Bobo" Bonobo and The Toymaker?
I think "Victor Von Ion" from That Film That Shall Not Be Named deserves an honorable mention in the hall of shame here
Oscar is a classic, dude.
PerilousPeanut What movie?
HYEYBT
That name is sooooooo stupid, I can't even bother to laugh at that!
I wonder if Last Action Hero was Stallone's payback. I mean, there is a scene where he's the Terminator and Arnold had to say he was a great actor. lol
The fact that Stallone looked at a script called Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot and, joke or not, took it tells me so much about Sylvester Stallone. And people say that Nicolas Cage accepts some terrible scripts.
Did you see the movie where Nicolas Cage didn't say a word even though he's a main character and he fights animatronics while trying to clean and get in a good pinball game?
This was my one of my favourite movies as a kid - I have no idea why.
Sarah Linden Pasay I was right there with you...
It was the first Stallone movie I saw. I fucking loved it.
I saw this in theaters with my best friend when I was 10. I still like it but I feel kind of bad for Stallone.
ya seems like a fun movie to watch
I loved Getting Even With Dad as a kid. I won't even watch it now because I'm sure it won't hold up. I think most of us have a few movies like that.
This was one of those movies I passed on the Blockbuster shelves and really wanted to see, and my parents wisely opted against it. I was hoping that the mom would be way more badass.
Stallone got shwarzenegged
More like Punk'd!
Did anyone else hear "Tootie" and immediately think of Fairly Odd Parents? (Showing my age, I know.)
Yes. I found myself imagining myself in the reviewer's chair and making a reference to that character, and then had to restrain myself from slapping myself for an idea so dumb.
Edit: Went a bit overboard with the word "myself" in that sentence. Meh, I'm leaving it.
MadelineTopper I thought the same thing.
Madeline Topper Nick @ Nite?
MadelineTopper yes I thought of the facts of life! It also makes me realize my age when someone thinks mentioning the fairly odd parents ages them since I was already a teen when that show premiered hah
MadelineTopper I forgot that show existed.
I think Arnold told Trump, "Obama would have never looked at the sun during a solar eclipse."
Damn Arnold was a savage for tricking Stallone.
who knew arnie was a MASTER TROLL
Never forget Arnold is an evil genius.
meanwhile when this movie was released arnold is at home smoking a cigar. drinking his best whiskey while watching this movie and enjoying sly's misery and suffering he could only exclaim a single word. the only word that could describe this legendary ruse when letting out a great laugh and that word my friend is "winning"
This is probably my favorite CS review of the year.
I need to know how the gun went from black to chrome? How hard did she scrub the damn gun? Also I can 1000% see Arnold in 1992 using some T2 money to rent out Grauman’s Chinese Theatre smoking a huge cigar and laughing his ass off watching this piece of shit.
The best actor in the movie was the dog
That moment where starring in a cheap ass, obscure as hell porno is not the lowest point of your career.
So who tricked Arnold into starring in Junior?
EDIT: Nevermind. Brad beat me to it.
Ivan Reitman.
There's only one question that remains...
Where is Frank Stallone?!
Oh GOD I remember this film! It was on TV shortly after my mom divorced! We were living in my grandmothers and grandfathers house and we used to watch TV together each evening... I completely forgot this film existed until now. Happy nostalgic times. Then our Grandparents died, and we had to sell the house and... Actually I just realized I am not sure when was the last time I was gennuely happy and not just entertained or amused...
So who fooled Arnold Schwarzenegger to be in the movie *Hercules in New York* ?
Rafael Trivino
I thought everyone agreed not to mention that movie....
It must be done. Also people need to witness the bear fighting scene.
Just thinking about schwartzeneger yelling "fooled yooouuuuuuu" at a computer screen makes me happy
It cost $45 million to produce this trainwreck?!
James Bevan Hey, that is an insult to trainwrecks!
coke is expensive.
I wonder if the starving girls of Abu Dhabi ate Nermal after all those times Garfield mailed him there?
I wonder if this movie is in the same universe of kindergarten cop
Delivering Diamonds? My God! Even if it is a funny prank to get Stallone to star in this turkey... It's not done! Star in another movie? Okay?
It's not one of the worst films ever. Not even close. I...actually don't think the film is THAT bad. At least it's nice to see Stallone be a bit goofy and have fun (I don't think he's that bad acting wise in it), I actually like the 'breakfast' part, the 'truck vs. airplane' has some good FX and is better than a lot of the CG stuff of today, and I do think 10:49 is pretty funny.
I don't even think it's one of Stallone's worst. I'd rather watch this one than Spy Kids 3, Driven, Avenging Angelo, Rebel, or Grudge Match.
I would love to see Brad in a all leprechaun version of paint your wagon
Estelle Getty was tricked into being in this movie too. She saw it had guns in it and said she would only be in the film if there were no guns. The producers lied to her and said it was "gun free" to get her to sign on. These people had NO shame.
WTF, lol is this a joke ? Because, she handles firearms, routinely, it's part of the script - I mean she's washing his pistol FFS
Fun fact: the writer, Blake Snyder, wrote "Save the Cat;" one of the standard screenwriting books up-and-coming Hollywood writers are prescribed to read.
And suddenly everything makes sense.
But hey, this script sold for $500,000, so what the fuck do I know?
Forgot to mention that this was written by the author of the "Save the Cat" screenplay books...
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! D:
Wait...
This made me remember that there was an episode of tequila and bonetti with bonetti 's mom.. that could ve been a great pitch for a spin off
ggGiovanni Gianluca Reina
Giovanni Gianluca Reina gg
In the sequel Tooti comes back as a robot and sings “Happy Birthday, Pauly “.
Egads, what a fucking awful movie. A 'friend' from our weekly movie watching group got to pick the movie for the week of her birthday, and she couldn't decide between this (her favorite comedy) and 'Eat Drink Man Woman'. She only remembered to bring EDMW, but wanted to show us this one so badly that she drove back home to get the DVD so we could all watch it. I'm not overstating things when I say it was so awful I almost stopped attending because I was afraid she would find something worse to show us. I hate using this phrase, but... this is in fact one of the worst movies I've ever had the displeasure to sit through.
Six months from now...............
"GODDAMMIT BASTARD FILM BRAIN!!!!!!!"
Irony: I just got a Pureflix ad in the middle of Cinema Snob video. First time I've ever seen an ad for their stuff too.
Stop! Or youtube advertisers will shoot!
Y'know, I don't feel sorry for Stallone ending up in this shitty film. I do, however, feel sorry for Estelle Getty ending up in this shitty film.
He willingly did a movie called stop or my mom well shoot
Sylvester Stallone is my childhood. Always remember watching Rocky and Rambo with my dad.
If it was Bea Arthur in this, the movie would have been awesome.
Now I want psychological thriller that chronicles Arnold's adventures in getting people to star in action comedies
Great episode. I've heard this movie was bad, but I never thought it would be this bad. I wouldn't say it's as bad as "Rhinestone", probably more on par with "Judge Dredd". And why do I have a feeling we're gonna see a review of "Rhinestone" some time in the future. Also I Imdb'd this movie and was surprised that Ving Rhames was in this movie, credited as a character named "Mr.Stereo". Kind makes me wonder who tricked Ving to be in this and "It's Pat".
Now I’m starting to picture Stallone talking to his agent like “ A new Batman movie huh? I’ll see what my schedule is like.”
Review Over theTop, the greatest Stallone/Cannon Film combo ever.
If you don't get a bushwhacked joke in this film, then u know it's that bad
Fateful Findings is a lot worse then I remember it being.
Wait a minute......this isn't Fateful Findings! Get back to the rest of the Neil Breen movies!
Stop! Or the Snob Will Shoot.
Sorry.
Yay, Bastard Film Brain!!
(maybe you guys could do a cameo again? :D)
I'd watch the scenes with Dennis Burkley as the gun dealer, but i don't know about the rest of it.
you know, Stallone vs the golden girls, could have been interesting
That Arnold prank joke story was the best thing I ever heard about this movie.
For some reason, up to about 10 minutes into the video I kept thinking of "Throw Momma from the train", so I was wondering when was DeVito the whole time, or the train for that matter. Brain's been working poorly as of late.
Didn't you say you saw this in the theater? Twice?
I have a feeling Nostalgia Critic trick Snob into reviewing this movie before he did.
The mom's name is 2D? like the singer from Gorillaz?
James McDohl Nah. She's 1 dimensional!
James McDohl Oh better idea for a cop movie Murdoc and 2D!
I think Tootie like Facts of Life.
Tutti lol
*Gets notification*
Me: Fucking what?!
"Why didn't you tell me!?"
"I wanted it to be a surprise..."
"...Well it is!"
Okay, as terrible and unfunny as this movie is, that one got me.
17:35 There is a similar scene a year later in "Demolition Man" when Stallone knocks Sandra Bullock unconscious with a glow rod, saying "Then you'll understand this."
My knowledge of firearms is admittedly limited, but I don't think washing a gun in soapy water is going to permanently damage it.
ChristophInns depends on the chemicals used and how long you let it soak. If you soak a gun in soap and water, if you were to dry it out and then clean it thoroughly it would be fine. Bleach is another story.
It's true washing it would take the bluing treatment off.
ChristophInns Well considering the gun changed colours as a result of said washing I would at least have second thoughts about using the thing myself just based of that
I literally almost had a stroke when I saw that. He's going to have to disassemble and hand clean every piece. Hooooooly fuck.
Assuming she rinsed it and let it dry, it's completely useable. It won't last long, as she took off the bluing and also scratched the ever-loving shit out of it, so it's going to get rusty, but it'll still work for a while. Now the bullets, he better throw them away; if any water seeped in and he tries to fire it, it might jam in the gun, and then the next bullet can't escape and it actually will blow up the chamber.
Stop or Sophia Petrillo will make bad jokes.
A cop named Joe who wears a diaper as a joke...did this movie influence Seth MacFarlane?
Yeah it sure was
This movie cost 45 million dollars to make. Unbelievable
joey Leverton I think 80% of the money was for paying Stallone
They were probably on the hook for a lot of therapy bills.
There WAS an episode where Rose shoots a gun in their living room.
Also, is Brad ever going to finish reviewing the 42nd Street Forever Collection?
I'd pay to see a 90s Stallone try to give 90s Schwarzenegger a swirly.
Couldn't figure out where I'd heard of this film.
I realized they discussed it on an episode of Movie Fights on ScreenJunkies. The debate was "what film would be better with Schwarzenegger as the star rather than Stallone."
4:25 - Well, that's a line that I'll never be able to scrub out of my brain.
Who thought that line was okay? Imagine some patchy neckbearded guy in a trenchcoat saying that. Or a daycare worker. Or _anyone_ in _any_ context.
What the fuck, 1992? I get that you were still getting over the non-stop cocaine binge that was the 80s, but seriously? Nobody during production was like, "Anyone else think that suggesting the flight attendant is super turned on by pictures of infants is a bit weird?"
9:46 "Fet... ish... mo... vie." - Nostalgia Critic
Makes me wonder if Stallone tricked Arnold into doing "Jingle All The Way" as revenge for this film.
You spelled Junior wrong.