Is this movie actually a self-insert fanfiction made by a guy whose group of friends is drifting apart because of real-life responsibilities, so he invented a dying friend character that they abandoned because he personally feels abandoned by his friends due to his unwillingness to grow up like they did? It definitely has that feel.
I just realized that if texting and e-mail and Facebook existed in 1984 and this guy could keep up with his friends as much as he wanted, this movie wouldn't exist.
"Me and my friends, we had a dream once, life was going to be a great adventure, and we were going to be heroes. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked!"
So... "Saul died at night on the NINTH day..." That implies, to me, that they were sailing around the Lake for at least 9-10 days. No wonder nobody was willing to do it, if it was a multiple week trip on the boat to wait for Saul to die. Then did they haul around Saul's body for longer? That is the movie I wanted to see.
I like how the 80s version of being in a rut in your 30s is "managing a successful nightclub isn't spiritually fullfilling to me." As opposed to the 10s rut, "Working as a Starbucks Barista and living with my parents because rents are enormous here is making me worry about how I'll support myself in my old age."
Too real... I watch reviews to escape the grim realities of being broke in a world of exponential rent increases. I seriously hope things get better for you.
Christopher Hazell and not to mention, we just discovered and should've known that women's studies, communications, ethnic studies, and philosophy are super useless majors; so it's either go to law school or continue working at Starbucks.
Thing is, the Big Chill wasn't just about some random people being sad adults. It was also about the disillusionment of the hippie movement, and how that optimistic worldview gave way to cynicism, and how none of them ended up being the same people they were in their youth. I took it as less "Things were so much better in the old days" and more "What happened to the way we used to be? How did we get where we are now?". Plus, it has an absolutely kick-ass soundtrack.
I agree, even though The Big Chill was a comedy, it never forgot to take the drama in their lives, especially, Alex’s death, seriously and handled it with maturity and sensitivity, on top of having solid performances from all the actors, the comedy itself being very funny, well-timed and delivered, and the characters were loveable with relatable struggles and problems, but Windy City is the 80’s equivalent of First World Problems: The Movie.
If you're deaf and can't see very well, you might think this was the weirdest episode of Seinfeld ever, with Jerry visiting a dying Newman in the hospital
Uh, no he didn't. But in the final years of his life, Jack Nitzsche composed both Mermaids (1990) at Sony Pictures and The Crossing Guard (1996) at CBS Films before his death in 2001 cause of cancer.
You know a film is boring as hell when the latest update on its wikipedia page acknowledges this review (I'm not kidding). By the way Brad, this review is freaking hilarious.
It's fascinating to see one of these small town boy's club movies set after they've all grown into the most boring adults to ever think their lives were interesting.
"I hope this review of Windy city was everything that you begrudgingly feared it would be, for all 2 of you that are still watching this episode!" And speaking as one of them, yes. Yes. it most certainly was.
That Stand By Me reference was perfect. I JUST HEARD THAT A GUY WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SAUL STARTED AN ICE CREAM COMPANY WITH HIS BROTHER AND WENT ON A CATTLE DRIVE AND SAVED A LITTLE CALF FROM DROWING!!!! UNFORTUNATELY, HE DIED IN THE PROCESS!!!! *The Rouges* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday I learned that my friend is dying of cancer, so my friends and I have been thinking of the best way to visit him while we can. Sad that this movie (or more specifically this review) is the first thing that came to my mind, but unlike Saul's friends, we actually love ours. A roundabout way of saying, thanks for the laugh, Brad. Really needed it.
I love the scene where he tries to jump the bridge and just flat out doesn't make it. This movie may not deserve a lot of credit, but doing that part differently than how 99% of other movies would have deserves some attention.
Two years later in the fall of 1986, Jack Nitzsche's only collaboration as composer with filmmaker Rob Reiner on Sony/Delphi/ Act III/Great Oaks' Oscar nominated adaptation of Stephen King's Stand by Me.
I recently found your work, and am enjoying it very much. Love your comments and want to thank you for saving me Days of my life, since now i can stop myself from spending my time watching the amazing crap we humans have made. Your faith friendly movie reviews are the best. Those movies make me go like :"nonononono and no!" Thats not me!😫 Hope you keep up the excellent work, your cinic remarks make me laugh and thats a very high valued currency in these times!👍👍👍👊
@@PRHILL9696 I've heard that people in Chicago get outright OFFENDED if people put ketchup on hot dogs. I get the feeling it's kind of like asking a fancy chef to cook a really high quality steak well-done, it's just considered insulting.
Just watched Captain Blood (the movie showing on tv in the beginning of this one) like two days ago. It was actually fantastic! Had myself an Errol Flynn triple feature (The Adventures of Robin Hood, The Sea Hawk and that one) and altough they were all great, Captain Blood was my favorite of the bunch. :P Soo.. if nothing else, the beginning of this film was pretty good.
26:14 - 26:32 I lost it when Snob said, "We then fired him out of a cannon. His body crashed into a White Castle and made chicken rings out of his remains." That sounds like a far better movie than fucking "Buttercream Gang 2: Fuck Saul" A.K.A. this movie. I can tell you that.
Yeah, not shitting. I legitimately found a VHS copy at work. I also believe I found an original copy of Hercules Against The Moon Men that day. Bit of advice for all of you would-be obscure schlock reviewers out there, the VHS section of your local thrift store is your best friend.
I actually thought for a moment that Brad spliced in footage of One-Eyed Willy's ship from The Goonies as a joke before the Rogues went out to sea in that rowboat. That actually was in the film, wasn't it?
The only other Kate Capshaw movie I remember watching other then Temple of Doom is Spacecamp and Black Rain. The issue is Michael Douglas has all the one liners in Rain and a robot has all the good lines in Spacecamp.
Oh, shit, I've actually heard of that Pirates porno before. Even saw a review saying it was a better pirate movie than On Stranger Tides was. I can't wait to see this.
Not only is there a non-porn version of it, the non-porn is easier to find online! It's pretty good too. The plot's alright, the acting is obviously amateurish, but fine, the CG is shit, but all in all it's a decent flick. Better with the porn than without though. If nothing else the male lead's insanely long balls are enough to keep your attention
WlatPziupp And you have basically made up my mind. This is going to be the first porn I've watched since La Blue Girl not for the sake of wanking, but just out of morbid curiosity. Though related to that comment, La Blue Girl is one that would have been better without the porn. It says something for how interesting the world in that series actually is when I get pissed that they interrupt the demon kingdom's political discussions for another sex scene.
Nostalgia Critic: Hey guys, I’m doing a new review of a movie that just came out last year. And it’s a live remake of Beauty and the Beast! TH-cam: Yay!!!! Brad Jones: Hey guys, I’m reviewing a movie that I regret doing just for your sick entertainment. And it’s Nukie! TH-cam: Yyyyyaaaaayyyyy!!!!!!
Every other scene in this movie feels like one of those weird German coffee energy drink ads where it shows calm imagery for a bit, only for it to be interrupted by a horrific jumpscare, except the jumpscare never happens, so you're stuck watching a boring "tranquil imagery" video.
Times have changed And we've often rewound the clock Since the Puritans got the shock When they landed on Plymouth Rock! If today, any shock they should try to stem 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock Plymouth Rock would land on them In olden days, a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now, God knows Anything Goes!
ya know when he mentioned lex luthor it reminded me of my theory that snob is actually a lex clone that escaped and saw every schlock movie in existance... oh and of the course all the porn!
*gets ready for bed*gets notification*reads title*eyes widen* Screw sleep, this is gold! And two minutes in I'm like "Wait, was this inspired by Stephen King's 'Stand by me?' How come there is a football game, a pirate ship and a shattered romance in it and it's still a borefest? Well, at least I'll sleep well tonight.
I might be 7 years late with this but I can confirm that that The Snob is not the only person who's seen Temple of Doom so many times that 'Anything Goes' sounds weird in English.
You are one of the greatest reviewers on the internet since I was able to watch this entire review without changing to another video. plus you made me laugh.
I was watching this review again and realized: Danny is like that character in the episode were Frasier is searching for new friends to "adapt" to society/his listeners. He finds this guy who's a huge fan of his, but is incredibly tacky, unbearably naive, and so on. I guess they made a movie about him.
Yep, I guess the people voted for this movie just to get it off the Patreon choice list, can't really blame them. On the bright side, it was great you finally got to this movie. Never heard of it until you first brought this up in your "Independance Day" review. I gotta say, for movie that's trying to be a romantic drama, it's preaty weak. There was almost too much humor in the movie to really get emotionally invested with the characters, the leads have luckluster chemestry, and the plot seems to be more about Danny and his freinds then about Danny and Emily, who grace the poster for this movie. Granted the subplot about their freind Sal dying was heartbreaking, but it's practically the only emotional meat this movie has. Also for a movie that's R rated, I didn't see anything that warrented the rating, aside from one Danny's freinds showing off his ding dong at that costume party. Great episode as always.
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Is this movie actually a self-insert fanfiction made by a guy whose group of friends is drifting apart because of real-life responsibilities, so he invented a dying friend character that they abandoned because he personally feels abandoned by his friends due to his unwillingness to grow up like they did? It definitely has that feel.
Perhaps but that doesn't make it a better movie.
Well, the director (Armyan Bernstein) IS also the writer... @_@
I just realized that if texting and e-mail and Facebook existed in 1984 and this guy could keep up with his friends as much as he wanted, this movie wouldn't exist.
I find the mismatch between the portrayals of the characters and the narration telling their fates adds to the fakeness of it.
That seems probably but in this scenarios its just regular fiction writing
"Me and my friends, we had a dream once, life was going to be a great adventure, and we were going to be heroes.
Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked!"
i like the implication that the poster designer didn't watch more than a few minutes of the film and just used the opening quote as the tagline
Mantis42 can't say I would blame him.
So... "Saul died at night on the NINTH day..." That implies, to me, that they were sailing around the Lake for at least 9-10 days. No wonder nobody was willing to do it, if it was a multiple week trip on the boat to wait for Saul to die. Then did they haul around Saul's body for longer? That is the movie I wanted to see.
They loaded sol into a cannon and fired him at the nearest vessel that dared fly the British colors
They weekend at Bernies him
I like how the 80s version of being in a rut in your 30s is "managing a successful nightclub isn't spiritually fullfilling to me."
As opposed to the 10s rut, "Working as a Starbucks Barista and living with my parents because rents are enormous here is making me worry about how I'll support myself in my old age."
I feel ya
Too real... I watch reviews to escape the grim realities of being broke in a world of exponential rent increases. I seriously hope things get better for you.
Christopher Hazell thing's will get better dude.
Dude exactly.
Christopher Hazell and not to mention, we just discovered and should've known that women's studies, communications, ethnic studies, and philosophy are super useless majors; so it's either go to law school or continue working at Starbucks.
This film is really saul-crushing...
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Thing is, the Big Chill wasn't just about some random people being sad adults. It was also about the disillusionment of the hippie movement, and how that optimistic worldview gave way to cynicism, and how none of them ended up being the same people they were in their youth. I took it as less "Things were so much better in the old days" and more "What happened to the way we used to be? How did we get where we are now?".
Plus, it has an absolutely kick-ass soundtrack.
I agree, even though The Big Chill was a comedy, it never forgot to take the drama in their lives, especially, Alex’s death, seriously and handled it with maturity and sensitivity, on top of having solid performances from all the actors, the comedy itself being very funny, well-timed and delivered, and the characters were loveable with relatable struggles and problems, but Windy City is the 80’s equivalent of First World Problems: The Movie.
Big Chill was "Idealistic hippies turned into boring adults."
Windy City is "Boring kids turn into boring adults."
If you're deaf and can't see very well, you might think this was the weirdest episode of Seinfeld ever, with Jerry visiting a dying Newman in the hospital
Didn't Saul's actor play "Bizarro Newman" in that one episode?
@@JanetStarChildSo it was Old Newman Vs Newnewman?
@@MegaManXPoweredUp
Yeah, like Kramer vs Kramer; and I don't mean the movie.
Music by Jack Nitzsche?
"If you stare into Windy City's opening credits, Windy City's opening credits stare also into you."
What does not kill you makes you more musical-Tom Servo
isn't that the same guy who did a couple of Tarantinos scores
A living being seeks above all else to perform their music. Life itself is will to music nothing else matters
Uh, no he didn't. But in the final years of his life, Jack Nitzsche composed both Mermaids (1990) at Sony Pictures
and The Crossing Guard (1996) at CBS Films before his death in 2001 cause of cancer.
You know a film is boring as hell when the latest update on its wikipedia page acknowledges this review (I'm not kidding). By the way Brad, this review is freaking hilarious.
Not anymore :,(
This is the best Snob episode ever....just PERFECTION.
Man that was a... like, a really sad 'where are they now' Goonies sequel... where one of them dies...
that was awesome...
more of them die when he is telling what happend after
It's fascinating to see one of these small town boy's club movies set after they've all grown into the most boring adults to ever think their lives were interesting.
jekblom123 Funny, Goonies came put the year this movie did, Was 1984 the year of the sad/togetherness friendship bond movie?
matty I think they both had very depressing endings
Sour Puss That is interesting too
"I hope this review of Windy city was everything that you begrudgingly feared it would be, for all 2 of you that are still watching this episode!"
And speaking as one of them, yes. Yes. it most certainly was.
Ironic he started this out warning we wouldn't get through it. This is the most hillarious Cinema Snob episode I've seen yet.
I find myself coming back to this episode a lot. Brad is on fire on this video.
This movie is what happens when you make Seinfeld a drama.
I guess, Sal looks like Newman.
"Sad unfunny discount Wayne Knight" LOL
theblocksays lol, You felt that too?
I mean, It is a movie about nothing
Jakethesnake1281 So when do we know that its over?
*Fairly Odd Parents Joke*
"not gonna make it to the end of the episode"
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Wow, this movie is cinematic Nyquil.
That Stand By Me reference was perfect. I JUST HEARD THAT A GUY WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SAUL STARTED AN ICE CREAM COMPANY WITH HIS BROTHER AND WENT ON A CATTLE DRIVE AND SAVED A LITTLE CALF FROM DROWING!!!! UNFORTUNATELY, HE DIED IN THE PROCESS!!!! *The Rouges* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday I learned that my friend is dying of cancer,
so my friends and I have been thinking of the best way to visit him while we can.
Sad that this movie (or more specifically this review) is the first thing that came to my mind,
but unlike Saul's friends, we actually love ours.
A roundabout way of saying,
thanks for the laugh, Brad.
Really needed it.
The trivia about the capital city of Chicago was so intriguing to Brad that he had to move there to find out more.
I love the scene where he tries to jump the bridge and just flat out doesn't make it. This movie may not deserve a lot of credit, but doing that part differently than how 99% of other movies would have deserves some attention.
First we get Phelous reviewing The Fortunate Fawn and now we have Brad reviewing Windy City. These reviews took FIVE YEARS IN THE MAKING.
CWDTrixie it's their Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time
Runtime: ∞ minutes
they took five years to maaaaake
Is Windy City replacing Rich Evans?
Not really. It hasn't even been a year since the Independence Day episode and that was when Brad first mentioned Windy City.
I made it through the whole video and could believe you didn't make a single mention of how Saul was a younger version of George R.R. Martin.
or just Gabe Newell
i was gonna make a Wayne Knight joke but that works too
Or Newman.
NEWMAN!
Sadthirtyyearoldsploitation movies are the best 'sploitation movies.
(Correction)
*Exploitation
As a sad 30 year old, I must agree.
This review is now cited on the film's Wikipedia page
Sadly not anymore
@@EssexAggiegrad2011 Just checked and it's back!
@@KishinPrime Awesome
@@KishinPrime Its gone again..
@@wellthismachinekills3809 Well dang lol
I laughed so hard when he yelled back at the poster.
I spent this entire review waiting for Saul to transform into Wayne Knight
Newman!
I'm one of the two people who finished the episode, go me!
And I'm the other one
well there are at least 4 of us......
Count me in
Hey, fellas, I finished watching The Cinema Snob's whole review on the movie Windy City.
Yaaaaayyyyy.
this was super boring it was hard to pay attentio n
These guys are the worst friends ever.
I literally read all of the comments section rather than actually pay attention to this review
This is the kind of lame movie the exists when writers take the "write what you know" mantra too seriously.
Better than today's writers who operate on the same mantra.
For those who couldn't handle the relentless thrill a minute action of The Buttercream Gang.
30:27 "I don't want any soup."
Too bad, you're gonna watch Soup for One and you're gonna like it!
26:51 Closing narration from "Stand By Me," just makes it hilarious.
Two years later in the fall of 1986, Jack Nitzsche's only collaboration as composer with filmmaker Rob Reiner on Sony/Delphi/
Act III/Great Oaks' Oscar nominated adaptation of Stephen King's Stand by Me.
"Help me I got shot in the chest, somebody call 911!"
"Yyyaaaayyyy"
Saul is history's greatest monster.
I recently found your work, and am enjoying it very much. Love your comments and want to thank you for saving me Days of my life, since now i can stop myself from spending my time watching the amazing crap we humans have made.
Your faith friendly movie reviews are the best. Those movies make me go like :"nonononono and no!" Thats not me!😫
Hope you keep up the excellent work, your cinic remarks make me laugh and thats a very high valued currency in these times!👍👍👍👊
"I watched Die Hard as a kid and didn't want to jump off of buildings."
You would have if you saw Die Hard 5 as a kid.
I made it through...I couldn't imagine sitting through the movie when the review felt like a lifetime. Thanks Brad
This is one of my favorite Cinema Snob reviews. The movie is probably pretty boring but the review comments are really funny.
Hi, I'm the only person who'll ever re-watch this review by choice
Nope! You're not alone, I'm the second one.
@@enlightenednormie242 On ya, Bobby
I'm with ya there. I've watched this one about 4 times now.
"This isn't Chicago, public displays of ketchup were outlawed in '82!" :D :D
Why outlawed?
@@PRHILL9696 I've heard that people in Chicago get outright OFFENDED if people put ketchup on hot dogs. I get the feeling it's kind of like asking a fancy chef to cook a really high quality steak well-done, it's just considered insulting.
@@LaydiNite There is a weird thing here about that yes. I am not sure why. But I ALWAYS get ketchup on my hot dog!
@@LaydiNite You mean to tell me that ketchup is outlawed because it offended someone?
Will this War on Ketchup ever ends?
Just watched Captain Blood (the movie showing on tv in the beginning of this one) like two days ago. It was actually fantastic! Had myself an Errol Flynn triple feature (The Adventures of Robin Hood, The Sea Hawk and that one) and altough they were all great, Captain Blood was my favorite of the bunch. :P Soo.. if nothing else, the beginning of this film was pretty good.
A well made PSA for high-schoolers on why they should live fast and die young.
Is Saul actually G.R.R. Martin? No wonder he started writing that gory Westerosi tale after the (un)events of this film.
That would explain the death and despair, wouldn't it?
26:14 - 26:32 I lost it when Snob said, "We then fired him out of a cannon. His body crashed into a White Castle and made chicken rings out of his remains." That sounds like a far better movie than fucking "Buttercream Gang 2: Fuck Saul" A.K.A. this movie. I can tell you that.
...There actually IS a Buttercream Gang 2....
*dramatic sting*
InnocentDarkside
Holy crap. Really? Cinema Snob should definitely cover it someday.
Yeah, not shitting. I legitimately found a VHS copy at work.
I also believe I found an original copy of Hercules Against The Moon Men that day. Bit of advice for all of you would-be obscure schlock reviewers out there, the VHS section of your local thrift store is your best friend.
InnocentDarkside
Amen. That's why I love thrift stores.
Lex Luthor would have killed Superman if he used this instead of Kryptonite.
I actually thought for a moment that Brad spliced in footage of One-Eyed Willy's ship from The Goonies as a joke before the Rogues went out to sea in that rowboat.
That actually was in the film, wasn't it?
Alternative title of the movie : Everybody hates Saul in Windy City (that's Chicago FYI) xD
Isnt the Cinema snob in Chicago?
It's amazing that this became one of my top three favorite snob reviews.
The only other Kate Capshaw movie I remember watching other then Temple of Doom is Spacecamp and Black Rain. The issue is Michael Douglas has all the one liners in Rain and a robot has all the good lines in Spacecamp.
Brad referencing Poochinski while impersonating Tequila in the Windy City episode? Holy fuck, my life is complete.
Finished the episode no problem. The line at the end about the dvd also hating Sal by drilling a hole in his head was one of the funniest jokes ever.
29:14 "Even the disk says fuck Saul, it blew a hole in his fucking head!"😂
Oh, shit, I've actually heard of that Pirates porno before. Even saw a review saying it was a better pirate movie than On Stranger Tides was. I can't wait to see this.
I've watched it. For science.
I saw it on the shelves of my local video store when I was a kid...
It was very ambitious. In fact, it was so ambitious that I don't even think that it was ever supposed to be a spoof anymore.
Not only is there a non-porn version of it, the non-porn is easier to find online!
It's pretty good too. The plot's alright, the acting is obviously amateurish, but fine, the CG is shit, but all in all it's a decent flick.
Better with the porn than without though. If nothing else the male lead's insanely long balls are enough to keep your attention
WlatPziupp
And you have basically made up my mind. This is going to be the first porn I've watched since La Blue Girl not for the sake of wanking, but just out of morbid curiosity.
Though related to that comment, La Blue Girl is one that would have been better without the porn. It says something for how interesting the world in that series actually is when I get pissed that they interrupt the demon kingdom's political discussions for another sex scene.
Chicago has a capital city and it's called Windy City?
what??
Nostalgia Critic: Hey guys, I’m doing a new review of a movie that just came out last year. And it’s a live remake of Beauty and the Beast!
TH-cam: Yay!!!!
Brad Jones: Hey guys, I’m reviewing a movie that I regret doing just for your sick entertainment. And it’s Nukie!
TH-cam: Yyyyyaaaaayyyyy!!!!!!
Pretty much ^
Nobody says yay when NC uploads
Windy City...another miracle cure for insomnia. Chopper...Sick Balls.
Every other scene in this movie feels like one of those weird German coffee energy drink ads where it shows calm imagery for a bit, only for it to be interrupted by a horrific jumpscare, except the jumpscare never happens, so you're stuck watching a boring "tranquil imagery" video.
'What is this?' A dog, an Irish Wolfhound to be precise.
26:10 "And then they banged. Hard."
12:05 Jesus Christ it's Lupin The Third.
No that's Lupin the 4th..... life didn't quite go well for him
@@DoctorDisasterDracula maybe Lupin used him to make a easy target to Mistakenly caught by Zenigata
That's the principal from Billy Madison, AKA, The Revolting Blob
Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got the shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock!
If today, any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock
Plymouth Rock would land on them
In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
But now, God knows
Anything Goes!
I mostly know the song because it was referenced in an old Monty Python sketch.
@@pentelegomenon1175 i just know it from Fallout
I worked on this movie the original title was All The Sad Young Men. Sadly the tall ship Lindo sank off the South Carolina cost a few years ago.
What? It actually happened?
Freedfg
about damn time!!!
Freedfg What are you doin?
None of the movies where weird enough the weird one mostly wins
ya know when he mentioned lex luthor it reminded me of my theory that snob is actually a lex clone that escaped and saw every schlock movie in existance... oh and of the course all the porn!
But the bells have already rung, and they've heard it, in the black, among the stars. Ding-dong, the god is dead.
En-Vogue Pugh Ah, And the movies that set it all in motion were Nukie and In Search of the Wow Wow Wible.... um 7Ws
You just got Fortunate Fawned!
OOOOOOH...WABUUED!!!
"Most of the people who voted for this movie are sooooo stupid. Heh heh heh."
These Patreon supporters are sssoooo stoopid *heh heh heh hehh*
More like Fortunate YAWNED! (That's our SpeedyEric!)
*gets ready for bed*gets notification*reads title*eyes widen* Screw sleep, this is gold! And two minutes in I'm like "Wait, was this inspired by Stephen King's 'Stand by me?' How come there is a football game, a pirate ship and a shattered romance in it and it's still a borefest? Well, at least I'll sleep well tonight.
... I will endure this movie, no pirate ship will keep me from watching. Or... talking dog... *I WILL ENDURE!*
it's gotta be lupus.
I like when Newman says, Elaine... Elaine....
Wow... that ends that long "winded" joke.
I'll see myself off.
I might be 7 years late with this but I can confirm that that The Snob is not the only person who's seen Temple of Doom so many times that 'Anything Goes' sounds weird in English.
8^y
I warned ya, bro.
I warned ya.
I warned ya about that Windy City.
I TOLD YOU BRO
I TOLD YOU ABOUT WINDY CITY
*8^y*
You are one of the greatest reviewers on the internet since I was able to watch this entire review without changing to another video. plus you made me laugh.
"We then fired him out of the cannon." hahahahaha
And the he died!
HOW
This is the most depressing Snob comment section I've seen. Windy City is a monster.
it had to be done sooner or later.
"Most of you won't make it to the end of this review." This is my 5th time watching this review.
You know the worst part? The idea of the movie that replaces Windy City in the Patreon polls being even more boring then this.
Please be Being John Malkovich.
Gregory House I *loved* that weird, beautiful movie.
oh yeah I didn't like it either. It had some funny parts , but they are kind of in a sea of tedium...
1TrulyMad Until September just might. Another Indiana Jones love interest in one of these. I can only imagine he'll find one starring Alison Doody.
two of you? there are dozens of us! dozens!
Fell asleep last night. Now back to watching it! I WILL FINISH!
ganbatte!
Shoutout to the other person who made it to the end of the review!
when are you gonna review *_"Windy City Massacre 2"_* ?
The chicken rings thing murdered me!
I could've sworn there was a "better NOT call saul" joke in here somewhere...
So.. how does this have a 6.4/10 on IMDB?
So I guess this is a shitty version of stand by me?
"Don't Stand by Me"
"We Can't Stand Sol, Fuck Him"
Stand By... Just Stand By
S3GA 32X "Sail By Me"
Stand By Saul.
"When I'm holding this kid in my arms, it's better than all the good times"
And later that night, he's going to be on _To catch a predator_
Thank you Brad. This review got me to draw something I was putting off 5 minutes in.
6:21 "Aww Saul's dying?! Who's Saul?!"😂
Easily one of your best reviews... Ever! I'm going right out and watching Windy City.
Heh. As if Chicago wasn't disappointed enough with the Bulls. Now they have to reminisce about the Windy Shitty.
That Tequilla and Bonetti joke made me miss the reviews of the episodes. I really hope we get more of those soon
Holy shit he did it. He actually did it...
For some reason, as soon as I felt like watching this episode, it popped up in my feed, and I was spooked
I was watching this review again and realized: Danny is like that character in the episode were Frasier is searching for new friends to "adapt" to society/his listeners. He finds this guy who's a huge fan of his, but is incredibly tacky, unbearably naive, and so on. I guess they made a movie about him.
Not only did I watch this through the first time, I'm now rewatching it... Go me!
Yep, I guess the people voted for this movie just to get it off the Patreon choice list, can't really blame them. On the bright side, it was great you finally got to this movie. Never heard of it until you first brought this up in your "Independance Day" review. I gotta say, for movie that's trying to be a romantic drama, it's preaty weak. There was almost too much humor in the movie to really get emotionally invested with the characters, the leads have luckluster chemestry, and the plot seems to be more about Danny and his freinds then about Danny and Emily, who grace the poster for this movie. Granted the subplot about their freind Sal dying was heartbreaking, but it's practically the only emotional meat this movie has. Also for a movie that's R rated, I didn't see anything that warrented the rating, aside from one Danny's freinds showing off his ding dong at that costume party.
Great episode as always.
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