the reason i didnt cover everything, is because i wanted to focus on the ones that had some actual research to it, ones like bubbleman MI6 or peppy burning down a church, kastellan made to just be funny. if you guys have any more questions though i can try to answer them here
"peppy burned down a church" refers to one time arround 8 years ago where peppy uploaded a video to his yt channel of a church burning down, but its been deleted since not too long ago
I had the auto play on and was reading manga when the previous video ended, when this video started I was pleasantly surprised and watched it till the end. It was really fun and I even got to see a Yandere Dev reference lul.
Apparently the basis behind the “Cookiezi was a bartender” one is that Cookiezi would serve drinks at osu events so that made people think he was a bartender, but it’s pretty far fetched to be honest.
as someone who speaks chinese, i can say that for the translated baidu posts, 'in the pit' is an expression that roughly means 'falling into the hole', in this case it would mean falling into the proverbial 'osu' hole, a.k.a being addicted to osu
when the yume nikki ost and death message conspiracies played I actually felt really unsettled this was a really good video though, the images as well as the progressively unnerving music kept it really entertaining
@@SprrumnkLokii lazer at least is open source and hella easy to edit and compile, so worst case scenario community itself can finish it(thing i believe it won't be necessary, osu!framework and osu!lazer receives constant updates and progress)
@@talalala420 Whenever you close osu! (If you have the option turned on of course) a voice says "See you next time!" while osu! closes OP is pointing out that one day you'll hear it for the last time
Lmao I'm friends with noodleshredder, his mindset about improving is just sightreading every map he can with nfhddt or nfhrhddt, recently hes moved on to playing 3mod only and told me he can't even read anything lower anymore. He doesn't do it for leaderboard spots, that's just how he has the most fun with the game.
Damn thats so cool lol I used to be like him when I started out, just played 8-10* maps with relaxed and missed everything but I felt happy that I could somewhat understand how the patterns worked
You have no idea how happy it makes me to hear that speed isn't just genetics. I love improvement and hearing that it was genetics seriously destroyed my confidence. Now that I know I can make it big if I put in the effort, I feel much better about myself.
Not to be extra dark with the Saphire ghost thing, but it makes sense. People often feel calm and content once they're convinced they will commit suicide. Which could fit with the "I am living happily" and "I am not scared of death" Regarding the "Light at the end of the tunnel" I felt like that a couple of years ago when I was convinced I would eventually commit suicide. In some twisted way, I long for that feeling even today.
I know the entire video is a joke, but for the North Korean part, it had always interested me so I PM'd the #1 at the time and he wrote back saying that he was just a foreigner that had created his account there.
I've been in the osu! community for 5 years or so now and I knew almost all of these, yet, never heard about Smoothie World ****ing his dogs, what the...
I'll just add to that "cookiezi is a bartender" theory that his streams usually took place very early in the morning for him. (Around 4 to 6am) Maybe right after his shift? We may never know :)
tru he always streameds around the same time as it is mid day for me and im on est then someone did !time in his chat and it said it was 5am for him and he always streams around the same time just a thought but hes prolly not a bartender lole
@@suspiciousneighbor4799 im surprised people don't use merami as an example of practice>genetics. He couldn't stream 180 at the beginning, then he put in a bunch of practice and now he can stream 300. Like do people really think merami logged onto osu and instantly was doing mou ii kai?
to explain kinda how adderall would affect you on this game. if you don’t have severe adhd than you would be shaking a lot and you would actually be worse at the game because while your focus does improve and you don’t get mad at the game anymore you also will over do a lot of stuff and it’s really bad for your heart and can easily cause your bpm to go over 200 as for me and other people who actually have adhd it just kinda of levels is out so it doesn’t have a massive affect on us. my brain is kinda always on a lot of caffeine and adderall turns me into a normal person with above normal reaction time
Saw the image on reddit and didn't understand many of them. This video explained everything very well and the iceberg videos are just entertaining in General
You missed what the fail screen irl one was about. Fail screen irl refers to a reddit post on osugame about the recent passing of an osu player. One of the comments under the post read something like "First you get a fail screen in the game, next thing you know... fail screen IRL. RIP" This comment was heavily mocked for being extremely insensitive and immature. I could not find the original post, it may have been deleted
@@urmomisgaylmaoo3114 the comments above u are also a joke, its a reference to sotark's map (super driver?) where a girl was holding a sign saying "sotarks saved mapping".
@@iwontbesilenced2321 well, my knowledge is most comprised of 2013-2015 stuff. I didnt knew shit about anything that happened after 2015 since I drifted off the community since then. I only got back into osu this year, so *a lot* has changed for me.
Even though I played osu for years now, I'm not too familiar with the community because I always play offline. Now that I am curious abt the community, I'm glad to see this video that I now have some Ideas that happened in the osu community in the past until now
13:25 never expected seeing this dude pop up in video about osu!, I used to watch his fortnite videos ever since his mongraal edit coarse world record, dude was nuts, and I witnessed his final montage/s which were...not scary but worrying ~~Edit: (some) of his videos aren't deleted now~~ nvm someone was impersonating him, his videos are deleted Edit: 6 months later I found out I time stamped it wrong, also forgot to update that apparently howlwater joined the r/osubuddyretard discord server somewhere on February, all I know is that he is Korean(?), plays Team Fortress, we still can't tell if it is the real howlwater, the discord account was deleted later, we don't know why or where did he go.
The switch from talking about copyright to “this guy killed 6 people and himself, he could’ve possibly been a top 1K player” kinda sent shivers down my spine
18:45 Okay, so I wanted to clear things out, because this is a very funny and interesting pasta, so I decided to translate the whole thing for you guys to better understand what's going on in Rafis' video, here it is. Also please note that since it's pasta, the hero of our story never said that, but what's surprising is the fact that big column of shit probably existed and photo in Rafis' video may be real (it's even known as stalagshite), but I can't confirm it. Stalactitefromshit.mp4 I'll tell you a story that took place several years ago. I was a normal anon, lvl 17. I lived in a poor family, and I was living on the 4th floor with my mum. For the whole life we ate fucking potatoes. Potatoes for breakfast, potatoes for dinner, and potateos for fucking supper. When I was younger, my mom ratfucked me and sometimes she made fries for breakfast, mashed potatoes for lunch, and in the evening crisps and it made me happy. Once at school I told my friends what I kind of various food I was eating and they laughed at me, so from this point I realized that even my own mother is making a fucking fool out of me. But okay, becuse the story isn't about this. It was a day like everyday. It get up in the morning, and because of the fact that we're out of the main and only thing we had in our diet, I had to go to the basement. I dressed up, it was way below 0 degrees (celsius), so I'm coming. You will not believe what I saw. In my flat a 2 meter shit stalactite have grown. Holy fuck, when I think about this right now it's funny, but back then I was not amused. Fuck, I was expecting anything after this shitty town, but 2 meter pile of shit in the basement? I remember at the beginning I was standing there like a pole, after this I ran to my mum in scream. It fucking smelled in the whole flat, door to the basement were a fucking Pandora's box that my little hands opened. I remember when I was going up the staircase I heard my neighbour Ivan was screaming at his wife that she shat herself. He was on the first floor and he wanted to make a draft so he opened door, but as soon as he opened them, it fucking smelled way worse, so he closed them with tears in his eyes. Finally I told my mother how it looks, so we've made a special meeting for the whole community of the flat in our apartment, because since it was at the highest floor, it smelled the least. We all agreed that we should do something with the intruder, so we called staff and the conversation was short. They said that it is a shitty situation and they will send their people over. We've waited for couple of hours, but obviously nobody arrived and future calls were pointless. So we've came up with an idea, neighbours took some black-yellow tape, circled the stalactite with it, my mom was cooking some potatoes and me, as I was the youngest of community, started calling various TV stations. Because of the internet, the situation spreaded instantly. In hour hundreds of people have come. Everyone took selfies with a big shitty pole and at the end of the day, our flat became a peculiar tourist attraction. Together with the neighbours we stated, fucking great, people are coming, making photos, we're famous, but the big block of shit stayed as it was. Great fucking solution. The only advantage of this situation was the fact that our noses faded so we couldn't smell anything. Although later on I've came up with a genius idea, that I wasn't sleeping the whole night, instead I started to produce some tickets. The entrance at first costed 1000 rubels*, but it quickly turned out, that it didn't scare away any potential shitty stalactite amatours at all, so the price was higher and higher every day. Along with the neighbours we decided that as a creator I will be a treasurer, and at the end when it will become warmer and the shit will start to melt down, we will pay some crew to clean it up, and equally divide the rest between us. Bussiness was going for a few good months, because winter behind the Ural* tends to last to april and this year wasn't different. I became a local baron. Everyone knew I was behind the finances of this shitty business, so they treated me with a respect, despite short height, bad eyesight and my crooked face. At the beginning of april, when it started to get warmer, we set the day of meeting of shitty council for a Sunday. I remember as it happened today, in Saturday, I fucking run away with two bags full of rubles and I stopped in the Poland. I don't know the rest of stalactite's history, but I changed my name, surname and settled down on a new land. Although I was missing that respect, that was with me during the career of treasurer in Russia. Especially when I was drinking, and I like to drink. I was missing the times when a stalactite made me a somebody. During on of the bigger drinking parties, I was alone with myself, because I didn't fucking knew anybody here. I created a facebook profile, I pretend to be businessman there, everyone knows that I have money, but no one asks how did I get them. And obviously I won't brag that i earned over the chunk of shit. I reached my goal. People respect me again. My name is Zbigniew Stonoga** and this is my story. *Ural is a region located in Russia **Okay, so the story unfortunately can't be perfectly understandable by someone that wasn't living in Poland in last 5-10 years, but Zbigniew Stonoga is a guy well known from his politicial critique. He's mostly known from his speech about PiS (polish political party), that came out when they won the elections. He's also known from being one of the most controversial politicians out there, curse words are very common amoung his speeches, he also tends to insult many important people in the polish goverment for their bad behaviour. He was arrested several times and despite his toxic behaviour, community likes and support him, because most of the opinions he provides are true. Also in 2016 he helped police with arresting pedophiles. In 2020 he started to gaini even more attention, because his words in 2016 "PiS will fuck y'all over" turned out to be obvious after they won second elections that took place in 2020.
3:53 small correction - BWS was used all the way back in the beginning of 2018 already in multiple tournaments and DigitalHypno was one of the supporters and leading helpers for exactly that formula, the last 4 digit badge he has won is over a year ago in 4 Digit World Cup, where BWS is not being used as it should simulate the feeling of OWC; same with 3 Digit World Cup not using BWS.
clarifying on Baidu translation: "pit" is a slang in chinese which is like getting in a thing. (like getting into osu!) so getting into the pit isnt a strange thing in china
Quiet water, when I first heard it, gave me sleepless nights. Though I'm over it now, hearing it in this video adds to the mysterious aesthetic and I LOVE IT
while watching this video i felt like my room got darker and grey and the music and everything made me really start to freak out lol good video tho thanks a lot!
@@launchh i didn't think there be anything outside of the game or anything major but there reports of people on adderall and stuff and I never thought I'd be seeing that kinda stuff coming from the osu community
@@tiredbup8888 oh yea you'd think for a simplistic game there's not much to it but its also community run so a lot of things are behind the scenes as well
No way that howl played osu. me myself I am a osu player that usually plays fortnite ranked and howl was one of my biggest inspirations 2 weeks ago i saw a video about howl and how he disappeared and why he disappeared. I just miss howl he was one of the best fortnite players to exist.
Dude this video is so high quality I thought you had at least like 20k subs, I love all of your vids and hope you pop of soon. You are legit the best osu! content creator imo , its just not a lot. You have potential man.
stalaktytzgownamp3 is just copypaste from polish internet, pretty funny one xd, rafis has a nice deep voice so he did some of pasta reading on his channel ;P
10:21 into the pit means start playing the game.ex:(translated)i dragged my freind into the pit.(the pit referes to the game.its just translation error and there's nothing scary)
if you look at some of bikko's older tablet+kb scores, you can see that he didn't start out being super good lol, just take a look at his ritsuen slidermap fl score, and some demetori/other japanese metal songs he played, you can see that he wasn't used to his tablet area yet. it's not like he improved instantly. SapphireGhost was a top player throughout 2012-late 2014, is still alive, and is active on his twitter account.
the reason i didnt cover everything, is because i wanted to focus on the ones that had some actual research to it, ones like bubbleman MI6 or peppy burning down a church, kastellan made to just be funny. if you guys have any more questions though i can try to answer them here
thanks dad
This video is like the dark web of osu
"peppy burned down a church" refers to one time arround 8 years ago where peppy uploaded a video to his yt channel of a church burning down, but its been deleted since not too long ago
I got a polish friend to translate Stalaktytzgówna.mp4 you can find the comment on the video
I had the auto play on and was reading manga when the previous video ended, when this video started I was pleasantly surprised and watched it till the end.
It was really fun and I even got to see a Yandere Dev reference lul.
Apparently the basis behind the “Cookiezi was a bartender” one is that Cookiezi would serve drinks at osu events so that made people think he was a bartender, but it’s pretty far fetched to be honest.
ngl that's like a lot of things in the iceberg, especially that "peppy burned down a church" thing
lmao that's kind of cool af like wtf shige a bartender? mans out here just making some other money
as someone who speaks chinese, i can say that for the translated baidu posts, 'in the pit' is an expression that roughly means 'falling into the hole', in this case it would mean falling into the proverbial 'osu' hole, a.k.a being addicted to osu
damn thats actually sick af, would've never known that without your comment thanks
@@noehru image says deleted
pretty sad tho
@@Pristine0 damn. rest in peace aidan
@Offical frans hater lmaoo understand bilibili
Never knew that osu! could have such interesting conspiracy theories
me neither until i researched them all lol
Yeah i thought this was just an innocent circle clicking rhythm game until I saw this video.
Yea...I'm new to the game (pretty much 1 week of play time) so idk either.
Hey that my pfp
The game itself is simple innocent, but the story behind that mfs make it deep fuck
"Cookiezi may never return to osu again" here we are
nice.
exactly my thougths
i want to look when the video got uploaded
when the yume nikki ost and death message conspiracies played I actually felt really unsettled
this was a really good video though, the images as well as the progressively unnerving music kept it really entertaining
yep yume nikki is creepy af lol
Tbh the osu! Iceberg is the scariest thing I've seen in this game
Why are you everywhere
@@arisfanboy801
If You:
•Play osu!
•Watch VTubers
•Shitpost
•Follow TH-cam's random algorithm system
Be sure he'll show up. Honesty I don't mind lmao
@@likkha thats literally the description of my youtube lol
Bruh, i justed clicked circles for a few hours. Why is this so dark..
Nice profile pic. I was trying to blow the hair off of my screen for like a whole minute 😂
♪TO THE BEAT♪..........
♪CIRCLES♪
@@robb1508 Pathetic light mode user LUL
@@zyrus3080 imagine thinking a personal preference is superior lmao
@@robb1508 it’s a joke
Yandere dev and peppi being siblings is the funniest shit ever
At least osu! can be considered a finished game
wait what?!?
@@lucidhighway4403 what about lazer?
@@SprrumnkLokii lazer at least is open source and hella easy to edit and compile, so worst case scenario community itself can finish it(thing i believe it won't be necessary, osu!framework and osu!lazer receives constant updates and progress)
Nah it’s yan dere dev, peppy and RobTop because all 3 of them never update the game and geodash is kinda of a rhythm game like osu
its impossible for ppy to be half siblings with yanderedev, if that were the case, yandedev would prolly know how to code
☠️
yanderedev* not yandedev
there will be one last time you hearing "see you next time"
good take shige san
That hits
Well that just made me cry
I don't understand
@@talalala420 Whenever you close osu! (If you have the option turned on of course) a voice says "See you next time!" while osu! closes
OP is pointing out that one day you'll hear it for the last time
8:02
Translation of the convo cuz its funny convo:
Person 2: WOAH
Nalian: Sorry Sorry
Person 2: Why are you barefoot
LMAO
Lmao I'm friends with noodleshredder, his mindset about improving is just sightreading every map he can with nfhddt or nfhrhddt, recently hes moved on to playing 3mod only and told me he can't even read anything lower anymore. He doesn't do it for leaderboard spots, that's just how he has the most fun with the game.
Damn thats so cool lol I used to be like him when I started out, just played 8-10* maps with relaxed and missed everything but I felt happy that I could somewhat understand how the patterns worked
legend
You have no idea how happy it makes me to hear that speed isn't just genetics. I love improvement and hearing that it was genetics seriously destroyed my confidence. Now that I know I can make it big if I put in the effort, I feel much better about myself.
Same!
Not to be extra dark with the Saphire ghost thing, but it makes sense.
People often feel calm and content once they're convinced they will commit suicide. Which could fit with the "I am living happily" and "I am not scared of death"
Regarding the "Light at the end of the tunnel" I felt like that a couple of years ago when I was convinced I would eventually commit suicide. In some twisted way, I long for that feeling even today.
one of my friends who lives in seattle actually ran into sapphireghost at a round1 in like 2017 so i can at least confirm that he's alive as of then
This chihuahua "incident" caught me off guard haha
as soon i saw the word incident i thought of trollege
u could say he was a zoophile
ngl
I got this in my recommended, not complaining, this was a very good video!
appreciate it
I know the entire video is a joke, but for the North Korean part, it had always interested me so I PM'd the #1 at the time and he wrote back saying that he was just a foreigner that had created his account there.
wish i had it back ngl
Jeez, this was really good, it always kept me on my toes with the music. This was scary as well. Good job.
I've been in the osu! community for 5 years or so now and I knew almost all of these, yet, never heard about Smoothie World ****ing his dogs, what the...
I'll just add to that "cookiezi is a bartender" theory that his streams usually took place very early in the morning for him. (Around 4 to 6am) Maybe right after his shift? We may never know :)
4am-6am korean time?
tru he always streameds around the same time as it is mid day for me and im on est then someone did !time in his chat and it said it was 5am for him and he always streams around the same time just a thought but hes prolly not a bartender lole
To this day if I’m correct he streams at 4 AM for him for 5 hours so it’s 4-9AM
well that was an extremely unsettling video.
3:17 Bubbleman has more badges (31), enjoyed the video.
bubbleman forgot about him thanks for the correction
@@launchh I believe that habib is 3rd after bubble and toy
Doesnt Apraxia have like 25?
"Speed is genetics"
Ryuk: "NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!"
It really isn’t scientifically proven just a bunch of people who are triggered they can’t stream 300bpm after a couple days of practice
@@suspiciousneighbor4799 lol
@@suspiciousneighbor4799 im surprised people don't use merami as an example of practice>genetics. He couldn't stream 180 at the beginning, then he put in a bunch of practice and now he can stream 300. Like do people really think merami logged onto osu and instantly was doing mou ii kai?
thanks now I know more about OSU
yessir
Ohio state university moment
to explain kinda how adderall would affect you on this game. if you don’t have severe adhd than you would be shaking a lot and you would actually be worse at the game because while your focus does improve and you don’t get mad at the game anymore you also will over do a lot of stuff and it’s really bad for your heart and can easily cause your bpm to go over 200
as for me and other people who actually have adhd it just kinda of levels is out so it doesn’t have a massive affect on us. my brain is kinda always on a lot of caffeine and adderall turns me into a normal person with above normal reaction time
this video is amazing
yo spare
Saw the image on reddit and didn't understand many of them. This video explained everything very well and the iceberg videos are just entertaining in General
agreed
You missed what the fail screen irl one was about. Fail screen irl refers to a reddit post on osugame about the recent passing of an osu player. One of the comments under the post read something like "First you get a fail screen in the game, next thing you know... fail screen IRL. RIP" This comment was heavily mocked for being extremely insensitive and immature. I could not find the original post, it may have been deleted
im surprised there's no "Sotarks ruined pp system* in the ranking. smh guys
wdym sotarks literally saved mapping.
i think you mean "Sotarks saved pp system"
im pretty sure everybody above me doesn't realize its most likely a joke
@@urmomisgaylmaoo3114 the comments above u are also a joke, its a reference to sotark's map (super driver?) where a girl was holding a sign saying "sotarks saved mapping".
@@hanekawatsubasa6976 oh shit
"Rohulk has changed" Nah you don't come back from that.
Surprisingly i didn't think i would sit through all of this but i really enjoyed the vid :)
Could you do a part 2 covering more of these? Really enjoyed the video!
ye, there is a pt. 2 now
Im actually waiting for this iceberg video to happen. Great vid dud
At 12:00 the ”AI-Mapping” is just Hailie mapping
this is.... unsettling, never thought osu! can be this scary
also I wanted to see some shit like "WWW is a furry"
Edit: WTF 300 LIKES?
i know camellia is, idk about www tho
he is. theres multiple instances of him casually saying it. no big rumor anymore
lol
@@ssword123 ok. that's weird
@@Anon119 why is that weird
Not part of the osu fandom, dont know anything about the fanbase so this was incredibly interesting
Same!
I was an active player in 2013-2015, but didn't knew any of this. Pretty interesting stuff
@@MarceloZ2 really? i 've only played for a year and i know most of this
@@iwontbesilenced2321 well, my knowledge is most comprised of 2013-2015 stuff. I didnt knew shit about anything that happened after 2015 since I drifted off the community since then. I only got back into osu this year, so *a lot* has changed for me.
Same man, i didnt know anything 3 months ago and now i play osu and i understand everything and is entertaining
Even though I played osu for years now, I'm not too familiar with the community because I always play offline. Now that I am curious abt the community, I'm glad to see this video that I now have some Ideas that happened in the osu community in the past until now
>normalfriends will never know the hummus lore
:v
the unknown can only exist if there is an existence of the known anyway
hummusfriend tell the lore
Wtf is this emmanuel kant tier shit
13:25 never expected seeing this dude pop up in video about osu!, I used to watch his fortnite videos ever since his mongraal edit coarse world record, dude was nuts, and I witnessed his final montage/s which were...not scary but worrying
~~Edit: (some) of his videos aren't deleted now~~ nvm someone was impersonating him, his videos are deleted
Edit: 6 months later I found out I time stamped it wrong, also forgot to update that apparently howlwater joined the r/osubuddyretard discord server somewhere on February, all I know is that he is Korean(?), plays Team Fortress, we still can't tell if it is the real howlwater, the discord account was deleted later, we don't know why or where did he go.
Dude I thought I remember seeing that name with mongraals edit course, I feel like ive witnessed something once in a lifetime lol
24:29 lazer's hitcircles had a square hitbox at that time
The "royalty free slightly scarier song" is a remix of a track from the 2005 game Fate
I thought everyone know I am hvick
yo xia
Don't know why I got this in my recommended, but it was quite a journey.
I wanted to hear about Doomsday getting paid to keep playing though
same lmao thats the most funny one
It's what I don't understand is that why people still accept rohulk and his apology. He's a creep for even sending the 13 year old that video.
Clicking on this video, I was like “how could osu have its own ice berg?” and I was really surprised...
This game really has a lot of history.
The switch from talking about copyright to “this guy killed 6 people and himself, he could’ve possibly been a top 1K player” kinda sent shivers down my spine
The killer thing wasn't true.There isn't any information about him even playing osu.But and player that was in the 1k set his profile Pic as him
18:45
Okay, so I wanted to clear things out, because this is a very funny and interesting pasta, so I decided to translate the whole thing for you guys to better understand what's going on in Rafis' video, here it is. Also please note that since it's pasta, the hero of our story never said that, but what's surprising is the fact that big column of shit probably existed and photo in Rafis' video may be real (it's even known as stalagshite), but I can't confirm it.
Stalactitefromshit.mp4
I'll tell you a story that took place several years ago. I was a normal anon, lvl 17. I lived in a poor family, and I was living on the 4th floor with my mum. For the whole life we ate fucking potatoes.
Potatoes for breakfast, potatoes for dinner, and potateos for fucking supper. When I was younger, my mom ratfucked me and sometimes she made fries for breakfast, mashed potatoes for lunch,
and in the evening crisps and it made me happy. Once at school I told my friends what I kind of various food I was eating and they laughed at me, so from this point I realized that even my own mother is making a fucking fool out of me.
But okay, becuse the story isn't about this.
It was a day like everyday. It get up in the morning, and because of the fact that we're out of the main and only thing we had in our diet, I had to go to the basement.
I dressed up, it was way below 0 degrees (celsius), so I'm coming. You will not believe what I saw. In my flat a 2 meter shit stalactite have grown. Holy fuck, when I think about this right now it's funny, but back then
I was not amused. Fuck, I was expecting anything after this shitty town, but 2 meter pile of shit in the basement? I remember at the beginning I was standing there like a pole, after this I ran to my mum in scream. It fucking smelled in the whole flat, door to the basement were a fucking Pandora's box that my little hands opened. I remember when I was going up the staircase I heard my neighbour Ivan was screaming at his wife that she shat herself. He was on the first floor and he wanted to make a draft so he opened door, but as soon as he opened them, it fucking smelled way worse, so he closed them with tears in his eyes. Finally I told my mother how it looks, so we've made a special meeting for the whole community of the flat in our apartment, because since it was at the highest floor, it smelled the least. We all agreed that we should do something with the intruder, so we called staff and the conversation was short. They said that it is a shitty situation and they will send their people over. We've waited for couple of hours, but obviously nobody arrived and future calls were pointless.
So we've came up with an idea, neighbours took some black-yellow tape, circled the stalactite with it, my mom was cooking some potatoes and me, as I was the youngest of community, started calling various TV stations.
Because of the internet, the situation spreaded instantly. In hour hundreds of people have come. Everyone took selfies with a big shitty pole and at the end of the day, our flat became a peculiar tourist attraction. Together with the neighbours we stated, fucking great, people are coming, making photos, we're famous, but the big block of shit stayed as it was. Great fucking solution. The only advantage of this situation was the fact that our noses faded so we couldn't smell anything. Although later on I've came up with a genius idea, that I wasn't sleeping the whole night, instead I started to produce some tickets. The entrance at first costed 1000 rubels*, but it quickly turned out, that it didn't scare away any potential shitty stalactite amatours at all, so the price was higher and higher every day. Along with the neighbours we decided that as a creator I will be a treasurer, and at the end when it will become warmer and the shit will start to melt down, we will pay some crew to clean it up, and equally divide the rest between us. Bussiness was going for a few good months, because winter behind the Ural* tends to last to april and this year wasn't different. I became a local baron. Everyone knew I was behind the finances of this shitty business, so they treated me with a respect, despite short height, bad eyesight and my crooked face.
At the beginning of april, when it started to get warmer, we set the day of meeting of shitty council for a Sunday. I remember as it happened today, in Saturday, I fucking run away with two bags full of rubles and I stopped in the Poland.
I don't know the rest of stalactite's history, but I changed my name, surname and settled down on a new land. Although I was missing that respect, that was with me during the career of treasurer in Russia. Especially when I was drinking, and I like to drink. I was missing the times when a stalactite made me a somebody. During on of the bigger drinking parties, I was alone with myself, because I didn't fucking knew anybody here. I created a facebook profile, I pretend to be businessman there, everyone knows that I have money, but no one asks how did I get them. And obviously I won't brag that i earned over the chunk of shit.
I reached my goal. People respect me again.
My name is Zbigniew Stonoga** and this is my story.
*Ural is a region located in Russia
**Okay, so the story unfortunately can't be perfectly understandable by someone that wasn't living in Poland in last 5-10 years, but Zbigniew Stonoga is a guy well known from his politicial critique. He's mostly known from his speech about
PiS (polish political party), that came out when they won the elections. He's also known from being one of the most controversial politicians out there, curse words are very common amoung his speeches, he also tends to insult many important people in the polish goverment for their bad behaviour. He was arrested several times and despite his toxic behaviour, community likes and support him, because most of the opinions he provides are true. Also in 2016 he helped police with arresting pedophiles. In 2020 he started to gaini even more attention, because his words in 2016 "PiS will fuck y'all over" turned out to be obvious after they won second elections that took place in 2020.
Thanks for translating! Interesting pasta to say the least though lmao
19:13
Didn't expect to appear in the video explaining that polish phraze is translated as a stalactite of shit
3:53 small correction - BWS was used all the way back in the beginning of 2018 already in multiple tournaments and DigitalHypno was one of the supporters and leading helpers for exactly that formula, the last 4 digit badge he has won is over a year ago in 4 Digit World Cup, where BWS is not being used as it should simulate the feeling of OWC; same with 3 Digit World Cup not using BWS.
You can't breaking the rules if you create it
I had a blast watching this. Good stuff my guy. Keep it up!
I can't hear the 'See you next time!' the same way again.
Same bro
clarifying on Baidu translation:
"pit" is a slang in chinese which is like getting in a thing. (like getting into osu!) so getting into the pit isnt a strange thing in china
10:55 Oh my god, I can't believe the first thing I see is Gawr Gura's Ride on Time (first row, 3rd column)
this is weirdly unsettling
If puppy and yandev are actually half siblings, I will lose my mind in despair. It is already bad enough that they are friends.
Bruh me who has adhd and takes meds for it. I guess I can’t fail
Does gaming also work the same as adderal because I can fully concentrate without it when playing games but on school stuff it’s almost impossible
@@suspiciousneighbor4799 thats just called hyperfocus
Quiet water, when I first heard it, gave me sleepless nights. Though I'm over it now, hearing it in this video adds to the mysterious aesthetic and I LOVE IT
toby fox songs are god
@@launchh hard agree
@@seb0zero hard agree
great vid man!
appreciate it
@@launchh yeah of course man keep up the great work.
18:06 gotta love that fitting Super Paper Mario music to represent the abyss :)
This video is so high quality idk why you don't have more subs man, Good vid bro keep it up!
“Pit” in Chinese netslang means community.
I'm not much into the community side of osu but i still deeply enjoyed going through this and learn a bit more about stuff on this community!
You are very underrated. I havent found a good TH-cam video to watch without getting bored in like 3 days! Hopefully you get thousands of subs
i started fucking crying of laughter when i heard "elliot rodger top 1k"
Really well put together, this was fun to watch :)
Ty
This is a really good video, really well made, subscribed
Clicking circles has never been this terrifying...
while watching this video i felt like my room got darker and grey and the music and everything made me really start to freak out lol good video tho thanks a lot!
no no, when 2 people from different universes meet they disappear completely
this was a roller coaster for someone who doesnt play osu
how so
@@launchh i didn't think there be anything outside of the game or anything major but there reports of people on adderall and stuff and I never thought I'd be seeing that kinda stuff coming from the osu community
@@tiredbup8888 oh yea you'd think for a simplistic game there's not much to it but its also community run so a lot of things are behind the scenes as well
Frs like demonic mapping rituals? tf
The only thing under the water/iceberg is pain.
15:31 Yuudachi?!
No way that howl played osu. me myself I am a osu player that usually plays fortnite ranked and howl was one of my biggest inspirations 2 weeks ago i saw a video about howl and how he disappeared and why he disappeared. I just miss howl he was one of the best fortnite players to exist.
8:54 Corvette corvette
Dang lately I've been finding some real good and entertaining osu lore videos lol. They all keep my attention real good, this one included
What about hallowatcher pen toilet incident?
Saw my profile popped up at 7:44. No wonder TH-cam recommended me this.
Great vid btw
osu! at 3AM
True
I 100% believe that Azer drove drunk and killed a familly of 4
11:56 What skin it's this? Thanks in advance!
the background of that song of the thumbnail is scary
thanks now I know what OSU is
Ohio state university
@@launchh I wish I could go there
Dude this video is so high quality I thought you had at least like 20k subs, I love all of your vids and hope you pop of soon.
You are legit the best osu! content creator imo , its just not a lot. You have potential man.
ty it means a lot, taking small break rn but i will come back with even better
Notelock is in lazer now. Implemented i think in april this year. I cant recall really but its there now.
stalaktytzgownamp3 is just copypaste from polish internet, pretty funny one xd, rafis has a nice deep voice so he did some of pasta reading on his channel ;P
*"See you next time"* always haunts me
10:21 into the pit means start playing the game.ex:(translated)i dragged my freind into the pit.(the pit referes to the game.its just translation error and there's nothing scary)
14:12 MOOOOOM I AM FAMOUS
>kastellan
"kalestan"
bruh
I am pretty sure "the Eliot Rodger top 1k" is actuality talking about this one kid that made his profile picture Eliot Rodger and got banned.
This is so horrifying , alot of suicides, deads , drugs , or whatever, but thx for explaining , love the effort👍👍👍
if you look at some of bikko's older tablet+kb scores, you can see that he didn't start out being super good lol, just take a look at his ritsuen slidermap fl score, and some demetori/other japanese metal songs he played, you can see that he wasn't used to his tablet area yet. it's not like he improved instantly.
SapphireGhost was a top player throughout 2012-late 2014, is still alive, and is active on his twitter account.
well this went from interesting theories to theories about death real quick
Pain that's what is below the osu iceberg
Never knew abotu OSU! but now I learned more about its irl lore! Cool that there are rich histories with niche parts of the internet!
I really need to know about Courage the Cowardly Dog 500pp
18:56 the image fades before the text so we get to see it nice