Sean Sun face the video the way your facing and Rhett is on the left... next time don't think about the way you see it but how not everything is what it seems.
Do you ever stop and wonder what in the heck would drive someone to press the thumbs down button on GMM? Sometimes I get so distracted wondering "what did they do that made you mad enough to do that? What could they have possibly said to offend you?"
Exactly! I don't see why anyone wouldn't like GMM. Some other channel, sure. PRESS THE THUMBS DOWN BUTTON!!!! But GMM? I don't see why there should be even 1 thumbs down! #GMM
+HarpsiFizz maybe they are huge fans, watched every episode and there were somewhat dissapointed in this episode (only assumption this video is great :P but i downvote sometimes when i dont like the presentation, the thumbnail is off or other random stuff )
The most interesting assassination that I remember was of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, which eventually lead to the beginning of World War I. One assassin threw a bomb at his motorcade, but it missed and hit the car behind him. Then on the way to visit those injured in the hospital that same day, they went the wrong way, had to turn around, but then the car stalled. It just happened to stall right outside the cafe where another assassin was eating. The assassin seized the opportunity and shot him right outside the cafe. What a strange set of unlikely events...read the wiki it's fascinating.
People say the Great War was started by a sandwich, lol. Because the assassin went for a sandwich and Turkish coffee and by chance, as you said, the car takes a wrong turn
I think one of my favorite failed attempts is one of the guys involved with assassinating Franz Fernand. He took a poison pill to try and commit suicide but the poison wasn't lethal so he just ended up projectile vomiting as he tried to run from the cops.
Well, running really wasn't an option. His legs were in pretty bad shape after he tried to jump off a bride at low tide. It was more of screaming/crying/vomiting as the police dragged him out of the ditch.
"Bulgarian Umbrella" sounds like a sexual maneuver. "Dude, I hooked up with Susie last night...I gave her the old Bulgarian Umbrella, and she loved it". Lol
One night I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth, I turned on the lights went over to the sink and turned the water on. I happened to look at the mirror and in the reflection I saw a spider dropping down from it's web slowly onto my right shoulder. The crazy thing is as soon as I saw the spider I saw it stop and go back up and in my head I was thinking, "This motherfucking spider just tried to assassinate me and gave up when I saw it." At the end I got some TP and mashed that assassin to death. Cheeky bastard.
That happened to me a cockroach was crawling on me and I saw it and said what ever and fell back a sleep then a few minutes later I got mad cause it tickles so I grabbed it and crushed it with my hand and then slammed it to my wall
I heard about the umbrella thing. They would use it to 'accidentally'poke. Like just some dude walking past you and oops he hit your leg with his umbrella. Its a very sneaky assasination
An umbrella is a device consisting of a circular canopy of cloth on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain or sometimes sun.
I clicked on this video thinking it was a new one from 2017 because it was is my recommended. The second I saw Link's hair I was like "LINK YOUR HAIR NO"😂
For once I got to be in front of my computer when Good Mythical Morning is released! I watch everyday and it feels like a daily meeting with old friends. Hearing your voices is part of my life :-)
Now for!!!... Random story time There was a goat and the goat loved cheese... He ate cheese every day! 🧀🧀 But one day he ran out of cheese In his goat habitat at a so called farm.. So... He ate through the concrete ground and traveled to a world called Ohio... By a factory for cheese!!! And watched as they mushed up a white substance into a yellow bundle of love... But the goat stopped and wondered... What is this white substance.....????? So he kicked through the bullet proof factory glass and pranced around all the way to the white stuff... BUT THATS WHEN EVERYTHING WENT WRONG!! the goat looked over to see a bunch of goats making the white substance!! Don don don!!!! So... The goat thought " this whole time I've been eating my own liquids!??!??!! Cool... " and the goat lived happily ever after making his own cheese and selling it to goats all around the world.... THE END
Im in the year 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 look theres still a million 0's so i think u get the point
Definitely the legendary Rasputin. According to folklore, Rasputin was a court wizard who slept with the Russian queen. Before World War I, Rasputin was assaulted in the street by a knife-wielding assassin. He lived. After the war, he drank a bottle of wine laced with cyanide. He lived. Later still, a group of assailants threw a sack over him, beat, shot, stabbed, and kicked him in the sack before throwing it into a frozen river in the middle of winter. Once his body was recovered, the coroner proclaimed that he died of hypothermia. All that, and a Russian is killed by the cold.
I don't know if you care about Football, but I totally think you should've won against Holland. You played super well. And shouldn't have had that goal disallowed.
+SonOfMyths73 the one in kingsman wasn't bulletproof either, it was just really strong. when the guy started shooting it with the sniper it started going through
All my favourite assassination attempts are from TOM and JERRY
Or Wylie coyote and road runner 😂
@Adiv Dholakia tome
Adiv Dholakia *Tom
Or bugs bunny and Daffy duck.
tom and jerry is the best tv show
"Right" in German is "Recht".
"Left" in German is "Links".
Rhett sits on the right, and Link sits on the left.
Let's talk about that.
I think Rhett sits on the left so...
Let's talk about an eye doctor
Sean Sun face the video the way your facing and Rhett is on the left... next time don't think about the way you see it but how not everything is what it seems.
The video is filmed with Rhett sitting on the right but as we see it it's the other way round
Ya don't get made at him that's very rude and jerkish
Rhett looked like he was about to assassinate Link when he said, “it’s just cake”
1:22
Keep it on 69 likes for the culture
A video from 5 years ago popping up in my recommended
the guy same
Same
Let's talk about that
Same
Same
Rhett-"someone was almost assassinated...with chocolate"
Me-"not a bad way to go"
Aliana Welth _Attempted Comedy_ :p
hi bye I just did a social studies project on chocolate O-O
If you gotta die, make it delicious :)
hi bye 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I Love It
Death has never been sweeter.
...
Why did I say this?
Do you ever stop and wonder what in the heck would drive someone to press the thumbs down button on GMM? Sometimes I get so distracted wondering "what did they do that made you mad enough to do that? What could they have possibly said to offend you?"
+HarpsiFizz Maybe they were assassins.
I don't even have 1000 views so at least 1k people have to be out of there mind
Exactly! I don't see why anyone wouldn't like GMM. Some other channel, sure. PRESS THE THUMBS DOWN BUTTON!!!! But GMM? I don't see why there should be even 1 thumbs down! #GMM
+HarpsiFizz maybe they are huge fans, watched every episode and there were somewhat dissapointed in this episode (only assumption this video is great :P but i downvote sometimes when i dont like the presentation, the thumbnail is off or other random stuff )
+HarpsiFizz maybe they miss-calculated the location of the thumbs-up and accidently pressed the wrong button
That pun at the end everyone seemed to miss...
"They put 80 Kilonewtons under the ground"
"Was his name Newton?"
Kilonewton? Kill-A-Newton? Eh?
Ahhh
OMFG
L M A O
great joke
Why not bearly get it
Rhett: What? Did he play in the minor key?
Everyoneinvolvedmusic: That was it. Definitely.
I forgot how much I missed the old starting animation.
ktkat218 I have never seen a more relatable comment!!!
Yeah I liked it I guess cuz it felt like vr
It is called a intro and yes i miss it badly
Does anyone else not watch gmm in the morning, but at night?
*gmm
Skeeter Wolf me lol
Skeeter Wolf I watch it at 1 past 12
The reason i watch it at night i have to do stuff
Skeeter Wolf Me
The most interesting assassination that I remember was of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, which eventually lead to the beginning of World War I. One assassin threw a bomb at his motorcade, but it missed and hit the car behind him. Then on the way to visit those injured in the hospital that same day, they went the wrong way, had to turn around, but then the car stalled. It just happened to stall right outside the cafe where another assassin was eating. The assassin seized the opportunity and shot him right outside the cafe. What a strange set of unlikely events...read the wiki it's fascinating.
well this year is the 100th anniversary of both assasination in sarajevo and WWI
I hope GMM make special ep for that :)
Let's not forget the guy who took out of date cyanide and the other who tried to jump into a river that was 2 inches deep!
People say the Great War was started by a sandwich, lol. Because the assassin went for a sandwich and Turkish coffee and by chance, as you said, the car takes a wrong turn
Oh no, I just done my history exam. No more Franz Ferdinand please!
Actually that didn't entirely start WWI. It was just a small event that led to WWI. There were many other causes that started WWI.
my dog was almost assanated by a chocolate bar
The gaming Polar bear u got me lol
The gaming Polar bear u got me lol
brokenweb YT noooooo!!!!!
OMG!! Me too
brokenweb YT assanated huh
"Good Mythical Morbid"... That alone deserves a like.
No
Yes
noes
True
TH-cam recommended
2014:Nah
2020:Yeeeeeeeah
That’s so hilarious and original!
@@VaufFN Lool
@@VaufFN Lool
Haha FUNNY ORIGINAL COMMENT
Lool
I think one of my favorite failed attempts is one of the guys involved with assassinating Franz Fernand. He took a poison pill to try and commit suicide but the poison wasn't lethal so he just ended up projectile vomiting as he tried to run from the cops.
It was cyanide, and it was because the cyanide was too old!
must give them the slip
Well, running really wasn't an option. His legs were in pretty bad shape after he tried to jump off a bride at low tide. It was more of screaming/crying/vomiting as the police dragged him out of the ditch.
BunnyKitKat hahahahaha!
One of the would-be assasins also took a non lethal pill, proceeding to jump into a knee deep river.
Omg the old intro animation is so nostalgic😔😔
"but his eyebrows survived" IM ACTUALLY DYINGGGG
"Bulgarian Umbrella" sounds like a sexual maneuver. "Dude, I hooked up with Susie last night...I gave her the old Bulgarian Umbrella, and she loved it". Lol
CHANNEL3TH-cam she probably would be too dead to enjoy it or at least die a few days later
Lol
CHANNEL3TH-cam I'll let you do it to me 😉👉👌
Umm
jillwaddington right
Every two weeks I go on a good mythical morning marathon. I find it more entertaining.
Me too :)
I do one.. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
You can't, unless they post multiple videos everyday...
Nice idea
TheAnonymousBiscuit No you just dont watch for like 2 weeks and you check back on them
i'm still angry that link didn't say "let's choco 'bout it"
I can't believe I'm still finding old videos from GMM in my recommended.
Same my guy
Heh
Rhett started buffering and then the video actually buffered.
lol
+Gamerkid 58903 ya
Hahaha same
Señorita Potatoes jo
🤐
The Spy Umbrella Shoots You, You don’t poke the target.
AHC 123 good point
It’s funner to say pokes
I saw Rhett moving sightly while buffering, Rhett knows how to break buffering!
James O'Neil how many buffers can you load within the frozen time?
One night I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth, I turned on the lights went over to the sink and turned the water on. I happened to look at the mirror and in the reflection I saw a spider dropping down from it's web slowly onto my right shoulder. The crazy thing is as soon as I saw the spider I saw it stop and go back up and in my head I was thinking, "This motherfucking spider just tried to assassinate me and gave up when I saw it."
At the end I got some TP and mashed that assassin to death. Cheeky bastard.
ExVentoPax2 Harrah! Long live ExVentoPax2!
Assassinating Spider doing the dougie
That happened to me a cockroach was crawling on me and I saw it and said what ever and fell back a sleep then a few minutes later I got mad cause it tickles so I grabbed it and crushed it with my hand and then slammed it to my wall
+DerpStar I won't go down without a fight.
Its web, not it's web.
Hope you all have an awesome mythical weekend dudes!
Emperor Nero, the original neckbeard.
Indeed...
**guy dies from being exploded into the air**
Link: hasn’t this been an uplifting episode
Ba-dum tss
"Never bring a candlestick to an axe fight" I would like to see that on a T-shirt 😂😂😂😂
Will Davis NEW MERCH TIME!!!!
Yess
"Boom I got you" I couldn't stop laughing 😂
I heard about the umbrella thing. They would use it to 'accidentally'poke. Like just some dude walking past you and oops he hit your leg with his umbrella.
Its a very sneaky assasination
Can we all agree that seasons 5,6,and 7 were the best seasons of gmm
No
I liked season 8
Yes
I’m more of a 6-10 kind of guy. I sometimes do 5s and up to even 13s but over all,6-10
I watch you guys at least 12 times a day sometimes more
Lindzie Murphy ok I don't love them that much
Alpal Girl
Lindzie Murphy 11111000000000000001000101010101 times in a day
Hi
Lindzie Murphy my last name is Murphy!same I do that to
Funny thing. Death by Chocolate is an ice cream flavor at my local ice crea, store... LOL
why do u think its called like that
Same...NY?
death by chocolate is a common flavor, that's not a very big deal dude. You can buy a tub of death by chocolate at your nearest qfc or qfc equivalent
death by chocolate is a flavor of funnel cake
mejjer
And Here I'm 4 years later about to tell that the "Bulgarian umbrella" actually shot a dart full of ricin you didn't have to poke anyone
Assasination?
Franz Ferdinand: heavy breathing
@Commenter 1233 wh...
whoooosh?
Sophie:heavier breathing
New bucket list item: Attempt to Assassinate Link
on my bucket list too, but only if im ever on the run from the cops.
+Aidan Joste deep web is easy to access
Don’t do it or I’ll install viruses on your computer
Someone already assassinated his wings
Me too
Does anyone else watch GMM throughout the entire day?
I watch it while I eat lunch
138 ASTRO ZOMBIE wow. just wow.
cammanderA 94 😀
138 ASTRO ZOMBIE i am scared now
cammanderA 94 no please don't be
Emperor Nero looks like Ethan from h3h3 lol
Dude in the bear suit? FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S ANYONE?!
***** You fuck off
*****
well then.
ADULT_LINK that was the plot for the game...
Fred Barrett some guy telling another guy to kill himself on TH-cam? that was the plot for 5 nights at freddys? I don't think so.
*****
Yeah.... no it wasn't.... the guy in a bear suit is, but not you telling some guy to kill himself.
Death by chocolate. Totally legit.
I already know who it was before I watched the video. Winston Churchill xD
Choking?
Pices Zed No. The chocolate was a bomb. Winston Churchill's guard found it before the Nazis could activate it.
assassinated not chocked
WG4575 I know, but I meant that choking on chocolate is a possible way of death.
The intro hit me hard. GMM was the first youtube channel I started watching
"..... his eyebrows did survive....." - oh thank god! I was worried there for a minute ..........
Why not melt the chocolate, add a poison, then make it into a "homemade bar of chocolate"?
or dip it in poison
OR mix poison into Vanilla And put inside to make it more delicious
Because people are stoopid.
+Charlotte Leeser well if no one see it and it looks legit afterwards its fine:)
depends man^^^^
8:40 get it? uplifting, because the car went flying 60 feet into the air!
lol im bulgarian and ive never heard of that umbrella thing!?
Are you serious? Are you saying you've never heard of an umbrella in general? Or am I reading that wrong?...
what is an umbrella??
do you know of Bodil40 he is also bulgarian too, if you don't know him already
An umbrella is a device consisting of a circular canopy of cloth on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain or sometimes sun.
He's trolling
hold on, "that was an uplifting episode", right after they talk about a car going 66 feat in the air? Nice pun, Link nice pun
Ethan Mabbitt we are watching a 4 year old vid 20 minites apart wow
I clicked on this video thinking it was a new one from 2017 because it was is my recommended. The second I saw Link's hair I was like "LINK YOUR HAIR NO"😂
Chocolate? I did nazi that coming!
lolx3
i bet jew didnt
..... this conversation is out of Minekampfert zone
yolo?
nolo
If you ever want to assassinate me... I can guarantee you that chocolate would work
ok
Hehe... ice cream works for me as long as you don't ruin the flavor. CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM RULEZ!!!!!!
my phone buffered at 9:30 when he was telling the story 😂😂😂
Diavion Johnson that is part of the video
For once I got to be in front of my computer when Good Mythical Morning is released! I watch everyday and it feels like a daily meeting with old friends. Hearing your voices is part of my life :-)
You know what time it is..... Its Time TO SPIN THE WHEEL OF MYTHICALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I almost watched when it was realesed
"Never take a candlestick to an Ax fight" Link's Words o Wisdom. xD
We'll if it's on fire...
Axe*
A candlestick could be the big brass thing the candle sits in.
So was churchill supposed to bite into the chocolate and get a mouthful of steel and canvas?
There was a razor in it, they didn't mention it though.
Ada Hartnett but that wouldn’t even kill you, unless you swallowed it
"they recognized him as an assassin" "oh, how sad"
"You never bring a candlestick to an axe fight" -Link 2014
Link: all of this assasination is real
Rhet: good mythical morbit
Didn't the Chinese Emperor die from a mercury pill?
DesertEagle 9 yes he did he also killed him servants
Yeah learned that from theodd1sout
Judius1 yeah, but it wasnt an assassination, he took it because he thiught he would live forever
"...a lethal dose of radiation that would have been lethal." - Rhett McLaughlin, AKA Captain Obvious
the emperor died from a pill that was supposed to give him immortality
super cam Did you learn that from the The Odd ones out? .........I did
Sofia Terrazas PSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT I DID
Sofia Terrazas
Me too
Mercury?
Can somebody say iron
You know who else used a lute as a weapon while pretending to be a lute player undercover to infiltrate a royal reunion? EZIO AUDITORE DE-FIRENZE!!
My favourite Assassin is Ratonhnhaké:ton. :DD
Assassins's Creed Revelations! Hell yeah! You know it. Haha
Also Aveline De'Grandpre had the hidden-projectile umbrella as a silent weapon.
Yup all assassinations in that game are after real life
Rest in peace grand master Ezio
YES!!! This is exactly what I was thinking and was looking for a comment that said this!!!
Nero The Neckbearded
at least if I died from chocolate I would die doing something I love
...............
Agreeable
Doing chocolate?
Is it me or youtube made the default screen BIGGER ? Even if i'm not in full screen or centred player??
Nope it's smaller cause I have a 23inch screen
DarkLucario444 no its bigger
Ohmygod I thought I was the only one..
MasterGhostf OW I GOT IT! I remember what it was on the left and youtube removed it.... the subscriptions bar ¬.¬
you can have the original size, medium size (what I think you are in), and full screen.
I have been waiting a while for two t Rex's trying to hug
Everyone has
Who hasn't ?
2014: no not now
2015: not yet no
2016: maybeeee...... nah
2017: no no no no
2018: almost thereeeee
2019: YES NOW! NOW IN THE RECOMMENDATIONS
Yes
GMM is my quintuple routine. My favorite show on the internet!
Now for!!!... Random story time
There was a goat and the goat loved cheese... He ate cheese every day! 🧀🧀
But one day he ran out of cheese In his goat habitat at a so called farm.. So... He ate through the concrete ground and traveled to a world called Ohio... By a factory for cheese!!! And watched as they mushed up a white substance into a yellow bundle of love... But the goat stopped and wondered... What is this white substance.....????? So he kicked through the bullet proof factory glass and pranced around all the way to the white stuff... BUT THATS WHEN EVERYTHING WENT WRONG!! the goat looked over to see a bunch of goats making the white substance!! Don don don!!!! So... The goat thought " this whole time I've been eating my own liquids!??!??!! Cool... " and the goat lived happily ever after making his own cheese and selling it to goats all around the world....
THE END
L
Awesome
fat
Best story ever! I'm not kidding!
+sage fire that is the best story. it will hopefully get published and be sold around the world. New York Times Bestseller!!! lol
best wheel of mythicality improv in weeks :D
lmao rhett did the buffering thing so well. lol!
I'm watching this in 2019 and Link's haircut is just wow
Again, so close to the 'Two T-Rexes trying to hug'! Come on already!
I notice that every time haha just land on it already
Still that was a really great Wheel.
Just subscribed to you yesterday
You guys are the best!
Welcome mythical beast!
Now, tell us where you live so I can send you a lead infused chocolate bar.
Welcome mythical beast
Oh hell no!
No name sub me and we can talk 😈❤️😍😍😘😘
I would never assassinate Link. He's so nice and so funny. The show would not be able to continue without him,
"Someone was almost assassinated with chocolate"
First thought "I bet they were a diabetic"
I don't think it's considered an attempt if you succeed. (The last entry with the flying car haha)
7:46 All I can think is mr green in the ballroom with the candlestick
Only Clue players get this
LOL I play clue sometimes with my siblings. Next time I will immediately accuse mr green in the ballroom with the candlestick...
rhett: someone was almost assassinated with chocolate.
me: Crunches on chocolate.
Anyone rewatching in 2019-2020?
Stephanie Gordillo I’m in the year 3000 next to the Planet Express head quarters from futurama
Im in the year 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 look theres still a million 0's so i think u get the point
I am watching this in 2019
Rhett and link you have amazing shows. I am from England and I love gmm( and outher videos that you create).
I'm surprised that the guy in the bear costume didn't kill his target with his... Bear hands.
*badumtiss*
DAMMIT GUYS. Your videos are so addicting. I'm trying to do something here and I'm like "oh another video.... forget what I was doing then..."
Agreed.
I know right I was gonna watch a different video but I can't stop watching this
I love Rhett and Link, they're clickbait that actually pays off.
It's amazing how they didn't mention Rasputin
Rasputin was assassinated?
It was a shame how he carried on.
+Tiles Murphy
Assassination ATTEMPTS. Not actually assassination.
Woah... I didn't know Ezio was in this video. Secret lute assassin.
Omfg
I'm going to get my knife coin now
That's what I said!
I was thinking the exact same thing... except Ezio didn't get his eyes poked out :P
i know someone who died involving a ceiling.... Mary Winchester
change upp don't forget Jessica
change upp please don't ever reproduce
change upp me
The person who's husband made the Winchester Rifle died from the MF ceiling.
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! supernatural😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
I love it when Rett says good mythical morbid.
What's in Rett's cup? lol imagine he's turning up with a rum and coke every morning and we dont even know
They said in one episode that they drink water.
I guess you could call it chocolate to die for
Good one
smells fishy.
Just... no.
I bet it has a killer taste
Anyone else think of the penguin when they mentioned the Bulgarian Umbrella? 🐧
+Simply batwoman🐉 i am the only one who doesnt get it?
+nightmare on friday 13 the penguin from batman comics uses an umbrella that shoots bullets or whatever as his weapon of choice.
same
+Simply batwoman🐉 Me XD
+Simply batwoman🐉 like your name
Am I the only one,who thinks that these guys are the younger version of the guys at Mythbusters?
I love you both equally
"I have never been assassinated."
"Bulgarian umbrella" aka the Penguin's best friend.
Definitely the legendary Rasputin. According to folklore, Rasputin was a court wizard who slept with the Russian queen. Before World War I, Rasputin was assaulted in the street by a knife-wielding assassin. He lived. After the war, he drank a bottle of wine laced with cyanide. He lived. Later still, a group of assailants threw a sack over him, beat, shot, stabbed, and kicked him in the sack before throwing it into a frozen river in the middle of winter. Once his body was recovered, the coroner proclaimed that he died of hypothermia.
All that, and a Russian is killed by the cold.
I got addicted to this channel in just 1 hour
Good mythical night from Australia, Qld, Townsville
Hello neighbour! Good Mythical Night from Townsville, Australia :)
Night from rockhampton qld Australia
Good mythical night from sydney, NSW!
I don't know if you care about Football, but I totally think you should've won against Holland. You played super well. And shouldn't have had that goal disallowed.
Brisbane, Queensland reporting in!
I watch you guys so much
I am from Bulgaria. And.. I know a lot of our story..But that umbrella is a new... GMM from Bulgaria
здрасти :) как си
Dobre ti?
Kalina Uchiha-Hyuga добре
българиа!
България с "я" :)
the old intro song, wow that hit deep
The umbrella is like the one in kingsman lol
Frank Lee it really is
Frank Lee Is it bulletproof?
+SonOfMyths73 the one in kingsman wasn't bulletproof either, it was just really strong. when the guy started shooting it with the sniper it started going through
The umbrella from kingsmen can be shot through by 50 cal.
I'm Bulgarian