I hope we get a sequel where we are placed in room with a button, and we are told by an Imp to hurt the Revenant with increasingly high levels of damage.
And a third one, where revenants are placed in a hell prison and divided into two groups, one playing the role of prisoners, the other playing the role of wardens
"Morals"? Pretty sure Doomguy's primary objective and/or thought process revolves around "Will doing this result in more dead demons?" or something of the sort.
nem tudom do you people just say meme for any scenario in human existence which has been repeated more than once? Remember the breakfast meme? That was a good memer!
Doomguy when he kills a demon after playing that one mod that jolly played that made him say a sick ass one liner: "that's one less horror in the world, i'm gonna make it 2 now
if i dont download or play the maps, that means i was not involved in the scenarios depicted in this video and these scenarios have never taken place. therefore, i am the most moral & ethical person here. where's my cookies and milk?
Ur right. These are evil creatures and want you dead. I think at least I would kill the higher quantity of monsters possible if they are the same monsters. If they are different, I would kill the most lethal one. Sorry for my horrible english, im Argentinian XD
Hello, dear comment section reader. This video has nothing to do with Christmas or the holidays, but it just happened to fall within the time frame. So... Merry Christmas?
Personally, I think (due to the setting) an inversion of the problem would have been funny. Have him barreling towards the singular demon, which he is going to kill. But on the other track there are five demons and you can to press a button in another room to get him to walk to those demons. Now, do you just sit back and enjoy the show of watching him brutally murder a single demon or do you run to the other room to hit the switch, but risk missing to see the slaughter. Now that's a philosophical quandary worthy of Doom Guy.
I personally would have gone the route of having one really huge Revenant. Like, so huge you have to scale it all the way from his boney feet to his big ol' head. The whole time the big Revenant spits out more Revenants during the whole climb. The last level is inside his brain cavity and you solve a moral conundrum. Please contact me and I will write the screenplay.
“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.” -George Sand
2:07 Obviously the answer is the "mother" due to the spider mastermind being immune to the splash damage the barrels would do thus causing no death other then the revenant.
I have no idea how I ended up in this video but I was completely fascinated at how you took some dumb comment at complete face value and created art through a doom wad.
Too many revenants. The fact that this megawad includes more than 12 NPCs is beyond me. @MarphitimusBlackimus Fix this at once or i'll give you a dislike.
Except for 2 on the last one, You need to lewd them instead which make last question become hardest one since nobody have enough ball to answer it yet (Or Die Choking Western Ideology)
I've made the choice to trap that Revenant with the stop sign by pressing the button at the right time. He's now stuck there and the level won't end. Was it correct moral choice?
I am nonetheless greatly offended. I will have to give your post a thumbing down, good sir. I appear to have misclicked and loved your post instead. Well, take your ill-gotten love!
Came to hear the Revenant scream Stayed for the deep meanings behind each action and non-action What have you done? Doom wasn't meant for philosophy yet you made it work, you absolute madman!
I hope we get a sequel where we are placed in room with a button, and we are told by an Imp to hurt the Revenant with increasingly high levels of damage.
Except the button does nothing and the Revenant is just pretending to be hurt.
James Rossi i understood that reference.
I never expected to hear a Milgram Experiment reference in the comments of a Doom video, but here we are
Cant believe that knowledge ended being useful to understand a reference
And a third one, where revenants are placed in a hell prison and divided into two groups, one playing the role of prisoners, the other playing the role of wardens
Doomguy was not created for such complex moral conundrums.
Humanity may never recover from what you just unleashed onto us.
"Morals"? Pretty sure Doomguy's primary objective and/or thought process revolves around "Will doing this result in more dead demons?" or something of the sort.
"How can I maximise my demon to death ratio?"
But the last one are you sure you want to kill himself? That is “destroying” the imp
Grammar 4/20
*SAD VIOLIN*
Moral...
More like "which option will be easier to cleanup later"
This WAD needs more public transportation.
MarphitimusBlackimus yhup :3 how 'bout a BUS :3
God bless the fucked imp
I knew that it was your comment.
Wonderful
Are there going to be secret levels in the megawad? There has to be. It's tradition.
Human eye can't see more than 12 demons in one room at a time anyway.
ahahaha
I wonder what that means.
Its a reference to the meme that the human eye can't see more than x fps
nem tudom do you people just say meme for any scenario in human existence which has been repeated more than once?
Remember the breakfast meme? That was a good memer!
Human stupidity is basically an over-used joke, a running gag at this point, a meme.
2:14 “Is it morally ethical to save a Zombieman by sacrificing five Chaingunners?”
*[Spams button]*
Done like a true Doom fan.
The easiest doom map to play.
but the hardest to finish.
I don't have any trouble getting finished with imp-chan e.e
stop existing
Doomguy when he kills a demon after playing that one mod that jolly played that made him say a sick ass one liner: "that's one less horror in the world, i'm gonna make it 2 now
Him = jolly
if i dont download or play the maps, that means i was not involved in the scenarios depicted in this video and these scenarios have never taken place. therefore, i am the most moral & ethical person here. where's my cookies and milk?
*Harvard wants to know your location*
So how's ghost been? Treating you well.
Actually, you're the least moral. Killing demons is totally ethical. :^)
Wow Engineer really became philosophical since I last watched TCR
Your cookies and milk were eaten by a revenant.
"I think, thereforevenant I am."
--Reneevant Descartes
DEAD
I rip, therefore I tear
theres no option to kill both sides?
fhhall
MULTIPLE TELEPORTER DRIFTING
Ur right. These are evil creatures and want you dead. I think at least I would kill the higher quantity of monsters possible if they are the same monsters. If they are different, I would kill the most lethal one.
Sorry for my horrible english, im Argentinian XD
Matias Gabriel Abba Not like it really matters as the demons will respawn in Hell
Nope this is a game where you must nut up for once in your life and _take a side_ . NO CENTRIST CUCKS ALLOWED!
The only ethical choice is to kill as much hellspawn as you possibly can
Give this man an imperial promotion.
But that just inverts the issue: do you kill the most at once and let one go, or kill one hoping the others are dealt with eventually
Hellspawn lives matter
Kill all but leave one. You know which one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*PUNCHES LIKE BUTTON*
MULTI TELEPORTER GLITCHING
* eurobeat intensifies *
YEAH YEAH YEAH
SHHHIIIIIIIIIIII-
I N E R T I A
R E V E N A N T ? ! ? !
nani?
glad to see the new stanley parable dlc
Hello, dear comment section reader. This video has nothing to do with Christmas or the holidays, but it just happened to fall within the time frame. So... Merry Christmas?
MarphitimusBlackimus merry christmas,goodmann
It's almost Christmas so... merry Christmas!
Merry christmas Marph and a happy new year
I guess, that's why it features King Herod's Song in the midi format? :D
Marphi you're 8 days and 3 months early.
The moral choice is whichever kills the most chaingunners.
so you want me to kill ALL the chaingunners in this map? yea, im ready.
Personally, I think (due to the setting) an inversion of the problem would have been funny.
Have him barreling towards the singular demon, which he is going to kill.
But on the other track there are five demons and you can to press a button in another room to get him to walk to those demons.
Now, do you just sit back and enjoy the show of watching him brutally murder a single demon or do you run to the other room to hit the switch, but risk missing to see the slaughter.
Now that's a philosophical quandary worthy of Doom Guy.
The Drunken Coward you should play it. You *might* be surprised.
*spoilers of the map! if u want to play it dont read this comment!*
the second map is exactly that.
This channel has the best shitposts.
> implying this is a shitpost
"Video games can never be art," they say.
"Is it morally ethical to save an imp...for another imp?"
You know I'd save that second imp over anything ;)
ThePlamzJoker you dirty Hexa!
I have to agree with you on that one. All day. Lol
me too
ThePlamzJoker me too 7u7
Would killing the first imp be considered saving it?
I just wasted 2:50
By not watching this video again
You watched 1 second of the video again?
Twitter Brb no, the first two seconds, double speed
Hmm, what about the first 1.5 seconds, at 1.5x speed?
How about the first quarter second of the video at .25x speed?
I feel like all these questions are gonna make my head IMPload
That means you fail the Space Marine exam.
Dude that's dark. Don't even IMPfy that happening.
Your... voice. It's a Christmas miracle!
TISQUESUSA they said that animals speak up on christmas
Do robots count too?
"Is it morally ethical to save 1 zombie man, but kill 5 chaingunners?"
- aggressively spams switch
Wtf voice omg im S H O O K
Angry Pocket Pyro im too lazy to put up a santa_hat.jpg
"morally ethical" I can feel me getting stupid just from listening to that phrase.
You see, a lot of these phrases are copied and pasted, whole sentences, paragraphs, so it gets a little confusing.
That Jesus christ superstar midi
wait you have a voice?
It's a stunt double.
I personally would have gone the route of having one really huge Revenant. Like, so huge you have to scale it all the way from his boney feet to his big ol' head. The whole time the big Revenant spits out more Revenants during the whole climb. The last level is inside his brain cavity and you solve a moral conundrum. Please contact me and I will write the screenplay.
Which head are we heading to?
Silent_Stalker The ones mounted on its shoulders.
TRN006 What's the matter, did your mom take away your Xbox again?
+Dr. Shoggoth The fuck are you talking about?
Press it twice
You should make a map called no revenants, where it consists of pure nothing as revenants are the life and soul of doom.
So, Doom 1 never existed then?
@@JeanMarceaux it was the warmup because the world wasn't ready yet for the glory of agitated skeletons
@@HappyBeezerStudios fair enough
Nyeh!
I love the fact that you wasted no time and let the Chaingunners bite it.
“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.”
-George Sand
I don't like sand
It's course and rough and irritating.
And it get's everywhere
That immediate reaction to kill the chaingunner got me good.
I cant believe the bgm is a midi version of King Herod's song.
2:07 Obviously the answer is the "mother" due to the spider mastermind being immune to the splash damage the barrels would do thus causing no death other then the revenant.
I have no idea how I ended up in this video but I was completely fascinated at how you took some dumb comment at complete face value and created art through a doom wad.
ENGAGING MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING
Hexa Dex I literally was about to say that
I love how he always kills the chaingunners. Those are some annoying ass enemies
This is a great map, but i think there are too many revenants
0/10
there was more than one revenant
The chaingunners' dilemma is probably the fastest answer you could ever give.
He... Has... A... Voice...
Its a Christmas miracle!!!
You wonderful trolling bastard.
The sarcasm of this video is just beautiful.
No other way to describe it.
😌
Too many revenants.
The fact that this megawad includes more than 12 NPCs is beyond me.
@MarphitimusBlackimus Fix this at once or i'll give you a dislike.
wrong
it's the same revenant each time
These no-nonsense, hard-hitting questions that your videos pose are the reason I subscribed to you, Marphy. A Doom mappack for the ages, no doubt.
wow, this taught me more than my professor in Philosophy
Questions like these really make you think.
Either way, something dies.
The very rusty toaster. It's quite simple really. Are you willing to murder innocent life to save more lives.
Holy heck your voice! Years of mystery answered!
I love how that dude is not surprised to see such masterpiece as this, and how you can run these WADs without lag
Why not one Revenant vs 100,000 Marines?
BRING THE WAR TO THEM INSTEAD
I'LL FIGHT ALL OF YOU OFF!
A wad where you are the Revenant.
And then Doomguy was the demon!
I's rather save "another imp", if you're picking up what I'm putting down.
Most ethical choice
Kill 6 chaingunners
but replace the Revenant with another chaingunner
So kill 7 chaingunners?
We took Doom map making at whole another level....
And I like it
The true goal of Doom is to get demons to kill each other so the right choice is to let the revenant kill more imps.
Except for 2 on the last one, You need to lewd them instead which make last question become hardest one since nobody have enough ball to answer it yet (Or Die Choking Western Ideology)
This is the first video of yours that I have seen. It appeared on my recommended list and I figured, ‘Hey, why not.’ I have since subscribed
oh hey doom 16 only has 12 enemies at a time, it was meant to be!
Whichever you choose, poor Mr. Revenant will always die 😞
why would you kill an imp at all? that's cruelty against demons, I'm calling the police you monster
So hell has police?
They have knights and barons, so maybe.
Proving time and again why this is my all time favorite youtube channel
it’s not about killing imps, it’s about ethics in video games!!!!
Human capacity for creativity is truly an amazing thing. I don't even have a clever joke to make or anything, I just wanted to express that.
noclip and kill the revenant, EZ
NO JOHN YOU ARE THE REVENANTS.
_haaaaaax_
Wait a second, that imp....
yeah, I've spent too much time in /trash/'s doom threads, haven't I?
This is great.
Also, is this the voice reveal? I don't remember hearing you before.
Williamz in the desk tour maybe.
But I was also surprised
You got me during the elevator pitch. Love the presentation.
I've made the choice to trap that Revenant with the stop sign by pressing the button at the right time. He's now stuck there and the level won't end. Was it correct moral choice?
Now that I think of it, I basically made a sacrifice, trapping myself in an endless level for eternity, so that both of those Pinkies could live.
@@jorlok_zander Why would you keep them alive?
Ahh, I get it. That way you can continue watching the revenant
I played through this entirely and loved it. Nice job on this mod. It was fun and hilarious.
Or you could've just set the lone revenant's health to a point where fighting it would prove to be a challenge using ACS
No ACS in Boom-compatible WADs.
Boom isn't a very ethical source port
boom-compatible? get with the times grandma
i like how you spammed the button when chaingunners appeared
Is it possible to get the switch stuck perfectly in the middle, so that all the hellish creatures perish in glorious flames?
That would probably simply cut the Revenant in half, killing none of the other demons
That last one with the Imp references really got me lol
I WISH I COULD GO BACK IN TIME THEN MAKE COLUMBINE SHOOTERS PLAY THESE MAPS BEFORE EVERYTHING HAS STARTED
to tak nie działa
That would not have done anything to help
You know Mod DB isn't the only place to get mods from, right?
Lt. Cmdr. Data: "Would you choose one life over one thousand, sir?"
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: "I refuse to let arithmetic decide questions like that."
Marph is it too early for April fools?
or is it too late?
Everyday is April Fools' when I'm a fool. I mean when you're a fool. Damn it!
A MIDI version of King Herod's Song was most unexpected. Thumbs up for that reference.
Someone watched the Mindfield episode on the Trolley problem I'm guessing
or just knew about this ethical problem already considering it is very widely known?
i have heard tell of ancient items of great power. the elders speak of these 'books' in hushed tones...
I don't want to think!
Hey that's too complicated
Challenge me plenty
Ultra-Dilemma
PHILOSOPHY
Your voice sounds harsh, no offense.
I am nonetheless greatly offended. I will have to give your post a thumbing down, good sir.
I appear to have misclicked and loved your post instead. Well, take your ill-gotten love!
MarphitimusBlackimus Thanks! And I LOOOOOOVE all your Half-Life Facts videos!
The music is *so* fitting for the revenants walk cycle. It. Looks. So. Perfect.
Mashing the switch during the chaingunner questions is the best part.
Never expected to see a Doom video with Jesus Christ Supertar soundtrack ok the back.
Now that's an agitating question... Just like the FIREBLU question.
It's 3 am and I can't stop laughing about "I knew this had to be a _challenging_ revenant."
Is that 8-bit Jesus Christ Superstar? That has to be the coolest thing I've heard all month.
I just played it after finding this video. Its directly in one of my top WADS of all time. Amazing! Right above Okuplok
Well, in any case, you win based on your choice of background music. I love that song!
Your choice of words is comedic perfection.
I love the midi of Herrod's song you used. Unironically fitting for DOOM.
2:29 best part of this whole video.
Was not expecting either option.
"What have I done. 😣" ~Ani
Make your choice.
And yes... *There will be blood.*
2:27 >Presses the button
Came to hear the Revenant scream
Stayed for the deep meanings behind each action and non-action
What have you done? Doom wasn't meant for philosophy yet you made it work, you absolute madman!
You, sir, have reached a very amusing depth of madness.
I was sold at the "sacrificing the chain gunner" part.
>There is a runaway reventant barreling down the railway track
My sides just reached orbit
0:38 MULTI TRACK DRIFTING
I'll wait for the Arch-Vile Problem.
After all these years I finally get to hear Murphy's voice! Wow!
This actually sounds like a fun wad to play. Also, I recognized the music!
This is the Christmas present I didn't know that I wanted. Which is the best kind of present. :)