The Revenant Problem - A Philosophical Doom 2 Map

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  • @JamesVRossi
    @JamesVRossi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1875

    I hope we get a sequel where we are placed in room with a button, and we are told by an Imp to hurt the Revenant with increasingly high levels of damage.

    • @doombybbr
      @doombybbr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Except the button does nothing and the Revenant is just pretending to be hurt.

    • @ronindebeatrice
      @ronindebeatrice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      James Rossi i understood that reference.

    • @TheRetroShepherd
      @TheRetroShepherd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I never expected to hear a Milgram Experiment reference in the comments of a Doom video, but here we are

    • @joelmolero2950
      @joelmolero2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cant believe that knowledge ended being useful to understand a reference

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And a third one, where revenants are placed in a hell prison and divided into two groups, one playing the role of prisoners, the other playing the role of wardens

  • @RyebredroxRPD
    @RyebredroxRPD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    Doomguy was not created for such complex moral conundrums.
    Humanity may never recover from what you just unleashed onto us.

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "Morals"? Pretty sure Doomguy's primary objective and/or thought process revolves around "Will doing this result in more dead demons?" or something of the sort.

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "How can I maximise my demon to death ratio?"

    • @thecorruptible6799
      @thecorruptible6799 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But the last one are you sure you want to kill himself? That is “destroying” the imp
      Grammar 4/20

    • @thecorruptible6799
      @thecorruptible6799 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *SAD VIOLIN*

    • @hanro50
      @hanro50 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Moral...
      More like "which option will be easier to cleanup later"

  • @MarphitimusBlackimus
    @MarphitimusBlackimus  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

    This WAD needs more public transportation.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      MarphitimusBlackimus yhup :3 how 'bout a BUS :3

    • @criztofen115
      @criztofen115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      God bless the fucked imp

    • @tango3019
      @tango3019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I knew that it was your comment.

    • @Esdeath_0001
      @Esdeath_0001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wonderful

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are there going to be secret levels in the megawad? There has to be. It's tradition.

  • @Dr.Strangelewd
    @Dr.Strangelewd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1597

    Human eye can't see more than 12 demons in one room at a time anyway.

    • @nemtudom5074
      @nemtudom5074 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ahahaha

    • @MasterKcoop
      @MasterKcoop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder what that means.

    • @nemtudom5074
      @nemtudom5074 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Its a reference to the meme that the human eye can't see more than x fps

    • @LSD_93
      @LSD_93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      nem tudom do you people just say meme for any scenario in human existence which has been repeated more than once?
      Remember the breakfast meme? That was a good memer!

    • @nemtudom5074
      @nemtudom5074 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Human stupidity is basically an over-used joke, a running gag at this point, a meme.

  • @NerfPlayeR135
    @NerfPlayeR135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    2:14 “Is it morally ethical to save a Zombieman by sacrificing five Chaingunners?”
    *[Spams button]*
    Done like a true Doom fan.

  • @on-n-offon-n-off8617
    @on-n-offon-n-off8617 7 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    The easiest doom map to play.
    but the hardest to finish.

    • @isawadelapradera6490
      @isawadelapradera6490 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I don't have any trouble getting finished with imp-chan e.e

    • @gorrilamode6425
      @gorrilamode6425 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      stop existing

    • @stephenlancedennee513
      @stephenlancedennee513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doomguy when he kills a demon after playing that one mod that jolly played that made him say a sick ass one liner: "that's one less horror in the world, i'm gonna make it 2 now

    • @stephenlancedennee513
      @stephenlancedennee513 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Him = jolly

  • @BeavisOfArabia
    @BeavisOfArabia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    if i dont download or play the maps, that means i was not involved in the scenarios depicted in this video and these scenarios have never taken place. therefore, i am the most moral & ethical person here. where's my cookies and milk?

    • @BaphometGaming69
      @BaphometGaming69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Harvard wants to know your location*

    • @Vekstar
      @Vekstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So how's ghost been? Treating you well.

    • @four-en-tee
      @four-en-tee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually, you're the least moral. Killing demons is totally ethical. :^)

    • @TheRetroShepherd
      @TheRetroShepherd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow Engineer really became philosophical since I last watched TCR

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your cookies and milk were eaten by a revenant.

  • @MxArgent
    @MxArgent 7 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    "I think, thereforevenant I am."
    --Reneevant Descartes

  • @SuperAWaC
    @SuperAWaC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2677

    theres no option to kill both sides?

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fhhall

    • @gluciopl2174
      @gluciopl2174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      MULTIPLE TELEPORTER DRIFTING

    • @speed4414
      @speed4414 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Ur right. These are evil creatures and want you dead. I think at least I would kill the higher quantity of monsters possible if they are the same monsters. If they are different, I would kill the most lethal one.
      Sorry for my horrible english, im Argentinian XD

    • @nostalgiabender2375
      @nostalgiabender2375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Matias Gabriel Abba Not like it really matters as the demons will respawn in Hell

    • @jahrfuhlnehm
      @jahrfuhlnehm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nope this is a game where you must nut up for once in your life and _take a side_ . NO CENTRIST CUCKS ALLOWED!

  • @Statusinator
    @Statusinator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    The only ethical choice is to kill as much hellspawn as you possibly can

    • @DohEntertainment
      @DohEntertainment 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Give this man an imperial promotion.

    • @spinyjustspiny3289
      @spinyjustspiny3289 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      But that just inverts the issue: do you kill the most at once and let one go, or kill one hoping the others are dealt with eventually

    • @penthos9783
      @penthos9783 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hellspawn lives matter

    • @twatfaggotson
      @twatfaggotson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kill all but leave one. You know which one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @seannotconnery8191
      @seannotconnery8191 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *PUNCHES LIKE BUTTON*

  • @bagandtag4391
    @bagandtag4391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    MULTI TELEPORTER GLITCHING

  • @alvarez332
    @alvarez332 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    glad to see the new stanley parable dlc

  • @MarphitimusBlackimus
    @MarphitimusBlackimus  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1021

    Hello, dear comment section reader. This video has nothing to do with Christmas or the holidays, but it just happened to fall within the time frame. So... Merry Christmas?

    • @aplasticsoldier9130
      @aplasticsoldier9130 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MarphitimusBlackimus merry christmas,goodmann

    • @sh0bez
      @sh0bez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's almost Christmas so... merry Christmas!

    • @quadrata8382
      @quadrata8382 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Merry christmas Marph and a happy new year

    • @Klarden
      @Klarden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess, that's why it features King Herod's Song in the midi format? :D

    • @Phantron
      @Phantron 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marphi you're 8 days and 3 months early.

  • @lermanct4486
    @lermanct4486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The moral choice is whichever kills the most chaingunners.

    • @someone.8878
      @someone.8878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so you want me to kill ALL the chaingunners in this map? yea, im ready.

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Personally, I think (due to the setting) an inversion of the problem would have been funny.
    Have him barreling towards the singular demon, which he is going to kill.
    But on the other track there are five demons and you can to press a button in another room to get him to walk to those demons.
    Now, do you just sit back and enjoy the show of watching him brutally murder a single demon or do you run to the other room to hit the switch, but risk missing to see the slaughter.
    Now that's a philosophical quandary worthy of Doom Guy.

    • @Puffie40
      @Puffie40 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The Drunken Coward you should play it. You *might* be surprised.

    • @RedSemen420
      @RedSemen420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *spoilers of the map! if u want to play it dont read this comment!*
      the second map is exactly that.

  • @danin900
    @danin900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    This channel has the best shitposts.

    • @derzw3rg
      @derzw3rg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      > implying this is a shitpost

  • @unimportantbeing5550
    @unimportantbeing5550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Video games can never be art," they say.

  • @ThePlamzJoker
    @ThePlamzJoker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    "Is it morally ethical to save an imp...for another imp?"
    You know I'd save that second imp over anything ;)

    • @davidchez513
      @davidchez513 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ThePlamzJoker you dirty Hexa!

    • @dusty_wings
      @dusty_wings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have to agree with you on that one. All day. Lol

    • @egorence2149
      @egorence2149 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me too

    • @stevepocheman8961
      @stevepocheman8961 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ThePlamzJoker me too 7u7

    • @4Wilko
      @4Wilko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Would killing the first imp be considered saving it?

  • @EmilSharaf
    @EmilSharaf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I just wasted 2:50
    By not watching this video again

    • @twitterbrb917
      @twitterbrb917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You watched 1 second of the video again?

    • @EmilSharaf
      @EmilSharaf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Twitter Brb no, the first two seconds, double speed

    • @twitterbrb917
      @twitterbrb917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hmm, what about the first 1.5 seconds, at 1.5x speed?

    • @colemanbubar5098
      @colemanbubar5098 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about the first quarter second of the video at .25x speed?

  • @petshop5941
    @petshop5941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I feel like all these questions are gonna make my head IMPload

  • @Simte
    @Simte 7 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Your... voice. It's a Christmas miracle!

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      TISQUESUSA they said that animals speak up on christmas

    • @superdrinkingpepsi
      @superdrinkingpepsi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do robots count too?

  • @Moleoflands
    @Moleoflands 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Is it morally ethical to save 1 zombie man, but kill 5 chaingunners?"
    - aggressively spams switch

  • @gemtownMANCHURIA
    @gemtownMANCHURIA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Wtf voice omg im S H O O K

    • @gemtownMANCHURIA
      @gemtownMANCHURIA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Angry Pocket Pyro im too lazy to put up a santa_hat.jpg

  • @buck7271
    @buck7271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "morally ethical" I can feel me getting stupid just from listening to that phrase.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You see, a lot of these phrases are copied and pasted, whole sentences, paragraphs, so it gets a little confusing.

  • @cathuria5818
    @cathuria5818 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    That Jesus christ superstar midi

  • @chapelsman3843
    @chapelsman3843 7 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    wait you have a voice?

    • @9seed.
      @9seed. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's a stunt double.

  • @skratchingpost6692
    @skratchingpost6692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I personally would have gone the route of having one really huge Revenant. Like, so huge you have to scale it all the way from his boney feet to his big ol' head. The whole time the big Revenant spits out more Revenants during the whole climb. The last level is inside his brain cavity and you solve a moral conundrum. Please contact me and I will write the screenplay.

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Which head are we heading to?

    • @datdamnmegabusta5604
      @datdamnmegabusta5604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Silent_Stalker The ones mounted on its shoulders.

    • @Mothbean
      @Mothbean 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRN006 What's the matter, did your mom take away your Xbox again?

    • @analanus3131
      @analanus3131 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dr. Shoggoth The fuck are you talking about?

  • @MrBrax
    @MrBrax 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Press it twice

  • @astrokaizer
    @astrokaizer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You should make a map called no revenants, where it consists of pure nothing as revenants are the life and soul of doom.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So, Doom 1 never existed then?

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JeanMarceaux it was the warmup because the world wasn't ready yet for the glory of agitated skeletons

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HappyBeezerStudios fair enough

    • @justaflyingskelatonwithatr3859
      @justaflyingskelatonwithatr3859 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nyeh!

  • @apollojustice5338
    @apollojustice5338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the fact that you wasted no time and let the Chaingunners bite it.

  • @curorisluodi
    @curorisluodi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.”
    -George Sand

  • @chainchomp3500
    @chainchomp3500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That immediate reaction to kill the chaingunner got me good.

  • @ProfesserLuigi
    @ProfesserLuigi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I cant believe the bgm is a midi version of King Herod's song.

  • @kerbe3
    @kerbe3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:07 Obviously the answer is the "mother" due to the spider mastermind being immune to the splash damage the barrels would do thus causing no death other then the revenant.

  • @AKImeru
    @AKImeru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have no idea how I ended up in this video but I was completely fascinated at how you took some dumb comment at complete face value and created art through a doom wad.

  • @johnclement189
    @johnclement189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    ENGAGING MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING

    • @commando7238
      @commando7238 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hexa Dex I literally was about to say that

  • @cheesychipmunk8382
    @cheesychipmunk8382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how he always kills the chaingunners. Those are some annoying ass enemies

  • @KamranMSHoule
    @KamranMSHoule 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is a great map, but i think there are too many revenants

  • @fjdpaco
    @fjdpaco 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    0/10
    there was more than one revenant

  • @Kojirremer
    @Kojirremer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The chaingunners' dilemma is probably the fastest answer you could ever give.

  • @benefitsben3240
    @benefitsben3240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He... Has... A... Voice...
    Its a Christmas miracle!!!

  • @jamescollins2068
    @jamescollins2068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You wonderful trolling bastard.
    The sarcasm of this video is just beautiful.
    No other way to describe it.
    😌

  • @iamthespy9808
    @iamthespy9808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Too many revenants.
    The fact that this megawad includes more than 12 NPCs is beyond me.
    @MarphitimusBlackimus Fix this at once or i'll give you a dislike.

    • @Pataponaddict
      @Pataponaddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wrong
      it's the same revenant each time

  • @TamiyaGuy123
    @TamiyaGuy123 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    These no-nonsense, hard-hitting questions that your videos pose are the reason I subscribed to you, Marphy. A Doom mappack for the ages, no doubt.

  • @FrancisMarcosGaming
    @FrancisMarcosGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    wow, this taught me more than my professor in Philosophy

  • @LaOxidada
    @LaOxidada 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Questions like these really make you think.
    Either way, something dies.

    • @brodaviing6617
      @brodaviing6617 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The very rusty toaster. It's quite simple really. Are you willing to murder innocent life to save more lives.

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Holy heck your voice! Years of mystery answered!

  • @KamiJoJo
    @KamiJoJo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how that dude is not surprised to see such masterpiece as this, and how you can run these WADs without lag

  • @OrangMario
    @OrangMario 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Why not one Revenant vs 100,000 Marines?

  • @dekuscrublord3737
    @dekuscrublord3737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I's rather save "another imp", if you're picking up what I'm putting down.

  • @juonryu2nd
    @juonryu2nd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Most ethical choice
    Kill 6 chaingunners
    but replace the Revenant with another chaingunner

  • @mrpampers
    @mrpampers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We took Doom map making at whole another level....
    And I like it

  • @StephenBa91
    @StephenBa91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The true goal of Doom is to get demons to kill each other so the right choice is to let the revenant kill more imps.

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except for 2 on the last one, You need to lewd them instead which make last question become hardest one since nobody have enough ball to answer it yet (Or Die Choking Western Ideology)

  • @michaelpalacio5
    @michaelpalacio5 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the first video of yours that I have seen. It appeared on my recommended list and I figured, ‘Hey, why not.’ I have since subscribed

  • @weaponizedpizza8825
    @weaponizedpizza8825 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    oh hey doom 16 only has 12 enemies at a time, it was meant to be!

  • @MetallicHallucinations
    @MetallicHallucinations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whichever you choose, poor Mr. Revenant will always die 😞

  • @thothdj
    @thothdj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    why would you kill an imp at all? that's cruelty against demons, I'm calling the police you monster

    • @xyzzy-dv6te
      @xyzzy-dv6te 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So hell has police?

    • @analanus3131
      @analanus3131 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They have knights and barons, so maybe.

  • @unbridledenthusiasm
    @unbridledenthusiasm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Proving time and again why this is my all time favorite youtube channel

  • @mistahsusan2650
    @mistahsusan2650 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    it’s not about killing imps, it’s about ethics in video games!!!!

  • @JustAndre92
    @JustAndre92 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Human capacity for creativity is truly an amazing thing. I don't even have a clever joke to make or anything, I just wanted to express that.

  • @gabegriffin5984
    @gabegriffin5984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    noclip and kill the revenant, EZ

  • @ericstanley5820
    @ericstanley5820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait a second, that imp....
    yeah, I've spent too much time in /trash/'s doom threads, haven't I?

  • @viliussmproductions
    @viliussmproductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is great.
    Also, is this the voice reveal? I don't remember hearing you before.

    • @EmilSharaf
      @EmilSharaf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Williamz in the desk tour maybe.
      But I was also surprised

  • @CarfDarko
    @CarfDarko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You got me during the elevator pitch. Love the presentation.

  • @jorlok_zander
    @jorlok_zander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've made the choice to trap that Revenant with the stop sign by pressing the button at the right time. He's now stuck there and the level won't end. Was it correct moral choice?

    • @jorlok_zander
      @jorlok_zander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now that I think of it, I basically made a sacrifice, trapping myself in an endless level for eternity, so that both of those Pinkies could live.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jorlok_zander Why would you keep them alive?
      Ahh, I get it. That way you can continue watching the revenant

  • @Red_Biker_Dude
    @Red_Biker_Dude 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I played through this entirely and loved it. Nice job on this mod. It was fun and hilarious.

  • @RSHOE
    @RSHOE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Or you could've just set the lone revenant's health to a point where fighting it would prove to be a challenge using ACS

    • @MarphitimusBlackimus
      @MarphitimusBlackimus  7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No ACS in Boom-compatible WADs.

    • @RSHOE
      @RSHOE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Boom isn't a very ethical source port

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      boom-compatible? get with the times grandma

  • @sektaxd
    @sektaxd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i like how you spammed the button when chaingunners appeared

  • @PastaAivo
    @PastaAivo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is it possible to get the switch stuck perfectly in the middle, so that all the hellish creatures perish in glorious flames?

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would probably simply cut the Revenant in half, killing none of the other demons

  • @Z10ZeeTen
    @Z10ZeeTen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That last one with the Imp references really got me lol

  • @MindexMCK
    @MindexMCK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I WISH I COULD GO BACK IN TIME THEN MAKE COLUMBINE SHOOTERS PLAY THESE MAPS BEFORE EVERYTHING HAS STARTED

    • @PanAdam
      @PanAdam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      to tak nie działa

    • @squidcultist0022
      @squidcultist0022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would not have done anything to help

    • @analanus3131
      @analanus3131 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know Mod DB isn't the only place to get mods from, right?

  • @RyanHDR
    @RyanHDR 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lt. Cmdr. Data: "Would you choose one life over one thousand, sir?"
    Captain Jean-Luc Picard: "I refuse to let arithmetic decide questions like that."

  • @anon_of_kat
    @anon_of_kat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Marph is it too early for April fools?

    • @reda17
      @reda17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or is it too late?

    • @MarphitimusBlackimus
      @MarphitimusBlackimus  7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Everyday is April Fools' when I'm a fool. I mean when you're a fool. Damn it!

  • @Wizardofexisting
    @Wizardofexisting 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    A MIDI version of King Herod's Song was most unexpected. Thumbs up for that reference.

  • @francesboy2
    @francesboy2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Someone watched the Mindfield episode on the Trolley problem I'm guessing

    • @Thezanlynxer
      @Thezanlynxer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      or just knew about this ethical problem already considering it is very widely known?

    • @ZenPunk
      @ZenPunk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i have heard tell of ancient items of great power. the elders speak of these 'books' in hushed tones...

  • @JayLeo.
    @JayLeo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't want to think!
    Hey that's too complicated
    Challenge me plenty
    Ultra-Dilemma
    PHILOSOPHY

  • @halfhawk718
    @halfhawk718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Your voice sounds harsh, no offense.

    • @MarphitimusBlackimus
      @MarphitimusBlackimus  7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I am nonetheless greatly offended. I will have to give your post a thumbing down, good sir.
      I appear to have misclicked and loved your post instead. Well, take your ill-gotten love!

    • @halfhawk718
      @halfhawk718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MarphitimusBlackimus Thanks! And I LOOOOOOVE all your Half-Life Facts videos!

  • @OcrimBob
    @OcrimBob 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The music is *so* fitting for the revenants walk cycle. It. Looks. So. Perfect.

  • @Combine_Kegan
    @Combine_Kegan 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mashing the switch during the chaingunner questions is the best part.

  • @andarerYT
    @andarerYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never expected to see a Doom video with Jesus Christ Supertar soundtrack ok the back.

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now that's an agitating question... Just like the FIREBLU question.

  • @cB-sr9kd
    @cB-sr9kd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's 3 am and I can't stop laughing about "I knew this had to be a _challenging_ revenant."

  • @harleyspeedthrust4013
    @harleyspeedthrust4013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is that 8-bit Jesus Christ Superstar? That has to be the coolest thing I've heard all month.

  • @codeinject
    @codeinject 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just played it after finding this video. Its directly in one of my top WADS of all time. Amazing! Right above Okuplok

  • @reallyWyrd
    @reallyWyrd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, in any case, you win based on your choice of background music. I love that song!

  • @pinecone9619
    @pinecone9619 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your choice of words is comedic perfection.

  • @Natendowii
    @Natendowii 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the midi of Herrod's song you used. Unironically fitting for DOOM.

  • @RMediaObelisk
    @RMediaObelisk 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:29 best part of this whole video.
    Was not expecting either option.

  • @davemarx7856
    @davemarx7856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What have I done. 😣" ~Ani

  • @KamiJoJo
    @KamiJoJo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Make your choice.
    And yes... *There will be blood.*
    2:27 >Presses the button

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511
    @enricopaolocoronado2511 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Came to hear the Revenant scream
    Stayed for the deep meanings behind each action and non-action
    What have you done? Doom wasn't meant for philosophy yet you made it work, you absolute madman!

  • @thompoz7114
    @thompoz7114 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You, sir, have reached a very amusing depth of madness.

  • @thiagosalgoa7206
    @thiagosalgoa7206 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was sold at the "sacrificing the chain gunner" part.

  • @slothdemon5620
    @slothdemon5620 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    >There is a runaway reventant barreling down the railway track
    My sides just reached orbit

  • @lara_mage
    @lara_mage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:38 MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

  • @Wladislav
    @Wladislav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll wait for the Arch-Vile Problem.

  • @DiggySmash
    @DiggySmash 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    After all these years I finally get to hear Murphy's voice! Wow!

  • @kamoroso94
    @kamoroso94 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This actually sounds like a fun wad to play. Also, I recognized the music!

  • @Henkz85
    @Henkz85 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the Christmas present I didn't know that I wanted. Which is the best kind of present. :)