My viewers tried to give me the death penalty
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GO FOLLOW WEDNESDAY!
This wouldn't be possible without him!
/ weds_garbageday
Edited by Slipp - / @jahn
0:00 - Intro
1:08 - They are not moans
4:40 - I would beat up any animal
6:11 - I would eat someone's pet
7:07 - Cannibalism
10:11 - Summoning a goblin...
14:05 - I am a foot freak fanatic
16:16 - Ordering Pilk
17:32 - The cupcake
19:09 - My penis vampire college friend
19:40 - The Pilk is here
21:58 - Penis vampie
22:20 - Criken's balls
23:20 - I pee my pants
25:24 - I can't speak
26:59 - The big load
28:00 - Filling myself up like a water balloon
28:38 - Can da dawk uw dak wok candandaw?
29:13 - Wrapping up
29:49 - Outro
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Charborg looks like a different person every time I see him
@@katemulkey3241 it adds charm, plus dental work is expensive
It's a vtuber model, he is bald irl
It's because he IS a different person every time
He uses his dead victims' bodies every time. Do not be fooled.
I heard he sheds after each stream
It's so sad Charborg got the death penalty for moaning. He deserved it, but I miss the funny man.
The moan mid-execution surprised no one.
400th like
699 likes, lets go
Tally hall ass pfp
_YOU_
I SEE YOU *EVERYWHERE*
why do you appear everywhere I am
Imagine someone orders milk and Pepsi from you and he comes out to receive it dressed as a prisoner
Thats what I was thinking about, I don’t even know what I’d do if I was trapped in that situation
Pilk is surprisingly good
if you are lactose intolerant it is diarrhea and tummy ache
As the driver I think I would call the police
@@Average_Internet_DMC_420 the milk he ordered is lactose free
I'm not sure that even Saul Goodman could defend Charborg from some of these clips
Yes
We need Saul bestman
Akshually they are called mags
better console, now say it fast.
Fucking Katlyn Jenner or OJ lawyers could help.
genuinely shocked by how normal charborg looks, I expected him to have fifteen eyes along with glowing floating discs around his non existent body.
You don't see those?
@@GDRunny Maybe for this trial he assumed a more comprehensible form as to look more proffessional🤔
I agree
i think that's jerma
cloaking technology has come a long way!
the defense attorneys really out there laying down their lives when the prosecution is like "I don't know what the question was"
Genuine Ace Attorney bs. Prosecution wins by default and defense has to pull every logic pull imaginable to even get the judge's attention.
@@stormlordeternal7663 It’s an exaggeration of the Japanese law system. They tend to believe the accused is guilty.
@@annie.V.they don’t tend to, it is always “guilty until proven innocent” by law
I'm not reading allat
lets be real, charborg LOOKS like he would eat a person.
nuh uh
Literally every bald person ever
true
fr he looks like if you added every serial killer together and divided them to get the average
@@aquarius5264Charborg is the median of serial killers
Love how the first defence attorney is probably a law student.
or they’ve played ace attorney
Or they watch legal eagle
They were so passionate lmao loved it
they were so into it only for the other guy to say "nah I'm not reading all that"
The fact that he greeted the doordasher while wearing a prison jumpsuit, simultaneous to the fact that he only ordered pepsi and milk
Pilk
@@NA-AN pepis milk
Charborg is honestly making some of the best audience interaction content I've seen on Twitch. The way he manages to get everyone involved is so much fun
I was one of lawyers and it was so fun.
This is why he is going far and one of the best . Hard to also find a content creator who doesn't have an ego and seems to have integrity . Don't mind supporting them when I rarely find 'em . Despite his conviction for people eating and 'foot stuff' he is a good egg .
@@SabbaticusRex Oh yeah for sure, he always acts all embarassed when these clips play but then he does it intentionally because he knows it's funny. Just 0 ego, impossible to actually make fun of, super easy to talk to so he handles chat insanely well.
@@Burke896arousing
I would also recommend DougDoug! As much as I agree that Charborg is awesome with audience integration, DougDoug has THE best and most impressive audience integration of any streamer I've ever seen. I mean, his chat has literally played multiple games on his stream as basically a hivemind. It's awesome.
I'm honestly shocked Charborg is a real person and not a balding fish, I don't know how I'll be able to live with this knowledge.
Don't be fooled. This is just his vtuber model. If you look closely you'll see the cat ears and tail
@@Entropy101Q *His model self's body.
Im sorry, have you seen a fish that was NOT balding before?
@@silence_starglitcher8086 Eleven times, as a matter of fact.
He looks like a guy who doesn't like musicals.
I really like the idea that instead of the traditional Court Room trial where the Accused would be at the Table or up on the Stand, he’s just walking around with a TV that’ll just play random clips of him committing crimes.
Its just the darrel brooks trial 😂
Be afraid! Be afraid!
“I would not eat a person” says the psychopath who has said MULTIPLE TIMES that he would eat wobo’s foot or leg if he could do a stream of it. I even asked for clarification once in chat and he was like “yeah why not”
yeah but he's a foot freak fanatic!! it's a friend's foot!! in california!!
@@SourGummiWyrm69you’re right, I can’t blame him! He’s just a bit of a foot freak fanatic who needs to taste wobo’s feet. I think he even discussed making a taco out of whatever limb he eats from wobo. Foot taco.
@@froggy5748 But you can blame him for being bald.
The funniest part about this video is that a criminal defendant is not actually deemed guilty of a crime if even one juror still thinks he's innocent, so following that logic, Charborg hasn't actually been convicted of anything.
Not true, sometimes a judge will accept a majority guilty verdict if all jurors can't agree guilt.
Only in criminal cases, not civil
@@jimbob4447 where do you see that? The only source that I can see where it verifies your claims is a wikipedia article that states it's only in New Zealand. The concept of supermajority verdicts in other countries such as Canada and the U.S are only proposals that will most likely not make it to law.
@@jimbob4447 Not in America, they'll claim hung jury and get a new Jury.
@@coopermaxwell5286 he's dressed in a convict suit and the guilty party is not representing any client. I'm pretty sure it's safe to assume this is a criminal trial.
I love how chat constantly makes this man sweat bullets.
And his face is so goddamn red the entire video. They’re humiliating him fr
SOMEONE had to make him pay for his sins
Charburger is LUCKY none of the Wolf Quest clips got brought up.
If "being a furry" was brought up he'd be guilty, too much evidence
He never said anything stupidly werid in wolf quest
Didn't he say he was cu**ing on that stream? @@DylanDkoh
@@DylanDkoh oh he definitely did
10:22 Cannibalism currently legal EVERYWHERE in the United States. The illegal part is obtaining human meat. But say your buddy lost his leg in an accident, leg ripped off and unable to be reattached. He says “hey come over. I’m grilling up my leg. Want some?” That is legal. The leg is his and no one attacked him to cause the loss of limb.
the moan evidence part of the stream was the absolute most heinous. i dunno how this guy is still allowed to freely roam our streets
Corrupt law
That first innocent chatter sounded like an actual lawyer.
Charborg threw a brick at my skull once and started pressing on the soft spot while i was passed out
Based . Ballpean hammer in the soft spots my dad always said . Sure colors hurt me and sometimes I should N towers in public uncontrollably while furiously urinating but its a lesson for life I cherish .
wow you're so lucky
I absolutely love when he interacts with the chat. It's also refreshing to see the face behind the moans-
📸
"The moan of '87"
I'm missing a tooth and don't feel as bad about it thanks to Charborg. Thanks for helping me with my self esteem, Char!
To be honest, in the long run, not replacing a missing tooth can lead to various problems with your other teeth. They may shift out of their proper positions, become deformed, and be affected by altered chewing patterns. Consequently, it is crucial to address the issue to maintain good dental health. While it's important to accept oneself and feel comfortable, prioritizing oral health is essential in a practical sense.
everyone point and laugh at the guy missing a tooth ^^
I'm missing many teeth and I think it can be cute (although not on me 😞)
@@littlejunkettes4122 bro wtf, how is that cute? maybe on some goofy ass cartoon character with crossed eyes
@@martinspavelko8863 that's what a cute thing is for people. Some people like it. Some don't. Come on.
The evidence is so damning
Borg: I wouldn't eat a person😢🥺
Also Borg: I would absolutely eat a person 😤👍
Give this man TWO guillotines!!
one for the head and one for the “head”
@@warcriminal2020 HUH
im not even gonna lie the broken off tooth charborg received after getting owned severely by ihop bacon is extremely cute. i just want to put him in a little terrarium and hand feed him lettuce like a turtle
Why would coconut head do this
@@redsentry9785 turned evil.
RUN CHARBORG!
sanest Charborg fan
nothing could prepare me for this insanity
i did my best to represent my client against the foot freak fanatic charges but the jury cannot be swayed once they make up their minds.. 😔 i thought allergy season was impenetrable defense
seriously though charborg this stream was absolutely incredible. dying of laughter from start to finish, keep it up man
wadup homie
The collective 'secret guilt' of the clearly 'cute foot fanatic' audience struck Chrbrg down in order to attempt to clear their own cute foot infested minds and consciences .
@@WhiterunGaurd yooooooooo
at least he isn't a booty creek cheek freak
Charborg is like Jerma, where he's accused of something and just makes himself seem more guilty of it in the process
Barbara Streisand moment
I love how almost everyone on the innocent side is very logical and then the guilty side is just like “you kill puppy, guilty”
I stand with borg
he was just a little hungry😢
Yes
He was a bit horny
I am from the community that are people who summon a goblins and f**k it we stand with him
Don't you mean BRG?
Ah yes, 1923 when people used to live in caves because of the Great Depression
No need to thank me I know my defence was flawless
I like how he paces around the entire time like he is trying to escape the court room.
Like a cat in a car
Charborg was legit blushing through this- LOL- He was legit embarrassed. Lol. I loved it! He's the funniest person.
3:47 you know you are done for when your public defender is telling you that in the middle of the trial lmfao
Charborg missing a single tooth really just fits after only hearing his voice for years and only now am I actually seeing his face
I wanna see Jerma and his chat in this court room. Maybe they can finally bring him to justice.
I love how he just says something and then turns around chat is always like D:
i think charborg is innocent with the whole goblin... thing. he was obviously just in heat
Never say that to anyone ever
@@BenDover-xw7dv LMFAO
The the fuck is wrong with you.
You ever think he would be an omega
This entire video is just
"Chat no i would never murder 11 schools worth of children"
*clip plays of him saying this exact thing*
as a goblin myself i cannot believe what charborg said if i could get access to twitter in my cave i would cancel him instantly 😡
1923
since when did stealing jokes become a crime
Both Jerma and Charborg made such big glasses of pilk when they tried it. Do you think they were thirsty or did they just really want some pilk?
Also "its pilking time" must be what pepsiman says to himself before he jerks off
i need you to go away
Why did you say that third thing?
*retching* i second that.
you're right about the last part but you should shut up
Factual information my king
I stand with Charborg, he is clearly insane. He is in no control of his actions. He should be put into a mental asylum not a prison!
'goblin_grease_sack' turning up to the goblin debate was crazy
Ikr, and their username made me laugh my ass off.
I was laughing out loud when it comes up, like how the stars truly align for that moment. They need a goblin representative
FireBadLuck was a fantastic defense attorney. FireBadLuck, if you're reading this, good stuff.
I was waiting in my car for a doordash order, listening to some music, and my phone chimes. I look at the order - a 500ml of pepsi and 2L of milk. Okay, someone forgot milk in the groceries and is a little thirsty for pepsi. Pick up the stuff, drive to the house. Dude comes out, sweating, dressed in an orange prison jumpsuit. I'm terrified. I drop the stuff and run. And all I can hear while I'm running away is "I'M NOT A FOOT FREAK!".
Never going back there.
this is such banger content god damn, not only is charborg funny but the people that watch him are also funny.
The moaning clips had me dead, i think hes guilty
i love how charborgs first attorney actually seemed competent, like theyre actually a lawyer irl, which is hilarious that someone who watches the brainrotting content that is charborgs stuff has super serious job of being a lawyer.
its even sad/funny knowing their probably genuine and actually knowledge and defense is absolutely useless against the hivemind of chat
"Your honor, with all due respect, the defense is yapping"
Golly, I can’t believe that Charborg has committed a crime.. I thought at worst it would’ve been stealing cookies from grandma, or arson
*This confirms that he isn't bald, but it doesn't confirm that he isn't a furry...*
Criken raiding and then voting guilty was the icing on the cake 🤣
this is one of the charborg videos ever i wish it lasted forever . literally laughing the whole time
i love this first lawyer with these objections.
Charborg already ate a person, that's how he lost his tooth.
Yeah he got too invested in the "Let's eat the funny bone" bit
I’m just here to say that three months ago CHRBRG meowed at my cat and since then he has refused to pay damages…
#JusticeForKitKat
That moan with the penguin train was the absolute best.
4:16
NOW THAT ONE WAS PASSIONATE 😭
I love how red his face is while explaining the moaning part
Charborg is easily the most interactive streamer to have ever existed, this man is a walking content machine
Jerma?
@@Skrubs His streams are getting alot less interactive as time goes on, especially compared to the IRL carnival one. Charborg you can clearly see chat members directly involved in the skits.
he lost a tooth in a prison brawl before he even went to a prison
The first lawyer actually kind of knew what he was talking about tho
Vtuber models are getting realistic
24:23 is the most concerning response to a question in this whole video
That "Bumper Scumper" guy sure is hilarious, you should have him on more often
*looks at username with squinted eyes*
you were great fr
yeah
pray dough was iconic sir
That "Rickyruby" guy also seemed pretty chill maybe even the best lawyer ever.
Omg the moaning part changed me as a person
god charborg is cute even when he’s wearing a wig
There should be a whole video of charbog out of context
Your honor if you are what you eat then my client is an innocent man
“I would not eat a person.”
*”that’s not what I’m about, I wanna eat a person”*
5:35 LOL the timing is insanely hilarious, the voice makes it so good too
FireBadLuck (The first defendant) sounds like an actual lawyer
i love how Charborg finds himself funny in his own clips. god i love you Charb you’re such a good creator
Happy to say I have the penguin moan clip saved on my phone
This is really some next level shit. In all seriousness, the way you involve your audience is crazy. Recently subbed and I don't regret it
Borg should add a feature where he has a fish crowd that can all talk but when he hits the gavil on the thingy the audience has one talk once every minute
theyre the fishes and they already say stuff which gets posted in the aquarium, tho i agree a sitting audience would be fun
Personally, I don't think it can get worse than what he did to that cupcake
seeing the genuine fear in his hands during the cupcake part is so fucking funny
I walked into my house during the moaning parts with groceries in hand. My mom heard Charborg moaning and thought I was listening to porn.
Charborg says worst things then Jerma, I didn't think that was possible... but here we are.
the biggest suprise here is that he didn't buy a old timey white black striped prison suit with a goofy hat!
I’m not gay but why does Charborg look so good?
Hes a cutie 😏😋
boy do I have some news for you
In love with this being my first impression of this guy
"so how did the dog taste"
things prosecution should never say for 200, alex
Charborg is one of the best streamers. Very interactive.
Your honor, he did it for the vine
this guys a foot freak fanatic
better call chat
This video had me laughing so hard I was in tears. Some of those clips just got me. Great video
I refuse to believe Charborg doesn’t always have at least 2 gallons of milk
Surprised "MILKY'S COMING!" was not brought up
This dude is a gold mine man
Char was straight up blushing
respect to firebadluck for acting like an actual attorney
I love it when he has to clarify the loud, hurried, frenzied breathing is not in fact his when he plays the cupcake clip
Can’t believe Charborg pulled out his tooth just for this role
absolutely amazing, this had me laughing and giggling the whole time
Charborg needs his own show
His reactions are so good lmao I haven’t laughed this hard in forever
honestly man I've had a shit day and this video is just what I needed. thanks gramps💘
Man Charborg looks exactly like he sounds, I love it.
this gotta be on of chars funniest videos out there
Those court videos are the funniest sh*t I've seen in a long time, keep going :D