I think you should make a layer with a small lake of milk and put up a sign that says "Do NOT swim in the Cocaine lake" like some kind of drug willy wonka
The best part is that literally all of his neighbors were also growing opium and the HOA is fully aware of it, like not only did he reveal it to them immediately and without hesitation, but it also implies that all of his neighbors did the same.
the editing here is literally perfection. the fact that charborg made such a big deal about the weed layer that was hidden by a very obvious lever but never even mentions the hidden and elaborate opium dimension so we also are able to react at the same time as the HOA inspectors as he nonchalantly asks if opioids are allowed is comedy gold
I think it's safe to say Schlatt fucking loves Charborg, just by the reaction he had in discovering the basement and then the juxtaposition of Char slapping down a red torch going "what about opium?" and the wheeze he belted out as he saw the biggest farm of his life, lmao
it was extra funny to him at that point because on his stream probably over half the houses he had inspected before charborgs also had "secret" opium farms 😂
@@naxmorvigatore4168 tucker not even trying to hide it killed me, just pulling out some papers he claims were official and they just went with it. Great vibes this server so far
i fucking love how charborg is able to just effortlessly make anyone laugh with his goofiness and weirdness, it's his own little weird talent and it never gets boring to watch
well opium poppies also make fent so he had that covered, not sure mods exist for growing drugs harder than opium, cause theyd probably have to be fictional
You have no idea how much I want to live in the alternate world where I see the Schlatt pov of turning around to see charborgs house as a raging inferno with him starving to death on the front lawn shouting about trying to light a joint mere SECONDS after walking down the path.
The way he almost set his house on fire trying to eat because he got high and got the munchies right after the HOA inspection is peak charborg. I ain't laughed that hard in a while.
Having absolutely no context as a youtube only watcher, the immediate, no hesitation swap to the intricately hidden opium farm was genuinely baffling and also the funniest shit ever Then, he revealed his hidden opium farm, funniest shit I've ever seen.
The off the cuff reveal of Opium Dimension live in chat collectively produced a "WHAT" moment LOL such a good video and thanks for the upload charbo :)
honestly this was hilarious. the second layer reveal was beautiful, the haiku part with charborg's press to speak was beautiful, i honestly just generally love charborg's dynamic with schlatt because it feels like charborg is one of the only ones who just genuinely catch him off guard sometimes. idk maybe its because i dont watch a lot of other content creators. shits fire though. i love charborg man. love that shit
As a fan of Berd, I didn't even know he was livestreaming until I saw a twitch link in the description of one of his videos. It's also insane how many other people's videos he's in across the SDMP roster without even trying, he's like a side character that all the main characters know about but is secretly stronger than everyone and shows up to help the heroes fight the main villain at the end ...or at least he _WOULD_ if Schlatt wasn't so gosh darn stingy about that ender dimension place
Schlatt's "it's just weed man" after spending the whole episode desperately hoping they wouldn't find out had me dying only for it to cut to "oh then how about opium?"
just build owl bird houses all around your house, once owls come to live there, use those owl houses as a "wall" of some sorts around your weed farm the hoa can not legally disturb owls as they are protected by law. checkmate.
American Homeowners associations are crazy to me, like you buy a house from an organization that can leave you homeless if you don't follow arbitrary rules subject to no laws. Imagine spending 200,000 dollars only for the HRA to be your new parent, setting bed times and curfews.
Most of the time it's the only way to get utilities in rural suburban areas. Funny enough even if you don't get water from the county or septic cleanup or garbage and snow they still have the nerve to charge you property tax 😂
Like they're not just gonna run utilities to just you bc you called up and bitched. They're fine losing a vote, but losing a few hundred possibly gets them to actually do something
@@ChristianCTakendepends on the area, the age of the house, and how big it is tbh. There's a lot of houses around 200k to 300k in my area, but I live in a rural area and a lot of them were built in like the 1920s and need updates and/or are a little too small for a family, better for a single person or couple or just a family who doesn't mind living small. Although, most of those houses are also in areas with no HOA anyways, since most of the neighborhoods with HOAs around here are from development projects where a single real estate company builds a bunch of new single family homes that are all aesthetically similar targeted at upper-middle class families. The neighborhoods with a bunch of outdated houses are usually in lower income areas, hence why no one buys them up to renovate and sell for a higher price (people well off enough to buy a nice renovated house generally don't want to live in low income neighborhoods) so those neighborhoods rarely bother with HOAs. I live in a neighborhood like that right now and it's actually really nice to not have to deal with an HOA or super high rent, and the neighbors are chill as well, no nosey NIMBYs who get mad because you have a trash bag on your porch for ten minutes or something.
i have never seen an individual be as overtly pathetic as charborg, i genuinely hurt my chest laughing at the end part where he KEEPS lighting shit on fire. oh my fucking god
If I had quarter for every time charborg had to pass an HOA inspection while hiding a drug empire I’d have two quarters but it is weird it happened twice
His whole house Tour is actually crazier than I thought I thought, he was just pretending to be a Christan as a front while having a weed grow farm, until he opened the second layer
I once had a milk incident and flooded my friends crib. Long story short it began a 2 day long war because he didnt believe that it was a accidental mechanic
I remember there was a time in my early Minecraft days I thought milk buckets acted like water buckets so I built a pool and planned to fill it with milk and then realized that wasn’t an option so to see it actually happen was quite shocking
almost died laughing when you put up the prayer video because my nana watches that damn channel every single morning on max volume 😭 the narrator always sounds on the verge of a breakdown
“…hey, ya know, at least theres no weeds”
“-no weed”
fuckin brilliant
👍
21:50 for anyone searching
I think you should make a layer with a small lake of milk and put up a sign that says "Do NOT swim in the Cocaine lake" like some kind of drug willy wonka
Absolute genius
This man is cooking
😂😂 Or maybe a “do NOT swim in the lake of unspecified substances”
Oh this is perfect
@@LegendOfTheFLame393yup. He is cooking A LOT OF DRUGS WEEEEE
I love how he instantly reveals the opium den after the HOA admits that the grow op was fine, no hesitation
The fact that it was not shown once except at the reveal in this video is so good
"Every single one of your neighbors is growing opium" really was the icing on the cake
@@BierBart12"Chvborg, this entire town is drug trade unionized. You have been missing your union benefits as an opium farmer."
The best part is that literally all of his neighbors were also growing opium and the HOA is fully aware of it, like not only did he reveal it to them immediately and without hesitation, but it also implies that all of his neighbors did the same.
He went from hobbo to underclass citizen with personal use drug farm to drug lord
"Oh you noticed the portrait" as he walks into an 8ft by 8ft painting covering the entire wall
This whole video has made me crack up but I definitely laughed the hardest at that part (so far)
i guess you don't know the painting door trick
"What about opium?" is the greatest fucking twist I've ever encountered
FR I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
an opium dimension 💀⚰
The redstone torch and “what about opium” was MWAH chefs kiss
They were definitely caught off guard with that
mushrooms will be also funny i think ...
the editing here is literally perfection. the fact that charborg made such a big deal about the weed layer that was hidden by a very obvious lever but never even mentions the hidden and elaborate opium dimension so we also are able to react at the same time as the HOA inspectors as he nonchalantly asks if opioids are allowed is comedy gold
Aww man this spoiled it for me
@@jaydock1 dang sorry, pretend i said nothing, im just spreading lies
@@ItsGBMoDaww, what a cute cover up lol
@@knotbotsI will eat toes
I think it's safe to say Schlatt fucking loves Charborg, just by the reaction he had in discovering the basement and then the juxtaposition of Char slapping down a red torch going "what about opium?" and the wheeze he belted out as he saw the biggest farm of his life, lmao
it was extra funny to him at that point because on his stream probably over half the houses he had inspected before charborgs also had "secret" opium farms 😂
@@jimmixthurtell ikr "Char I dunno how that tell you this but every single other one of your neighbors are also growing opium" XD
@@naxmorvigatore4168 tucker not even trying to hide it killed me, just pulling out some papers he claims were official and they just went with it. Great vibes this server so far
@@flammable1741 schlatt was also in a few of charborgs main channel videos
Come on now... Who doesn't love the 'Borg?
i fucking love how charborg is able to just effortlessly make anyone laugh with his goofiness and weirdness, it's his own little weird talent and it never gets boring to watch
I would not wanna call him weird. I think he was just being a little silly fish "man"
@@CertifiedGoonerManHe's sorta Jermapilled
he's such a silly guy i love him
I feel like it’s so rare to see Jschlatt like genuinely laugh 😭😭 Charb is very talented
Bro has a fucking villager house
and one that grows weed and opium.
@@Ilovebuzzsaws What the hell is "fartmaster"????
@@finnnaginnnTheir username which is usually hidden, the amount of full legal names this update did…
hrrrm
THATS CRAZYYY
I remember in a older video someone said Charborg is like a cartoon character that gets into all these weird predicaments and I can’t unsee it
This entirely felt like an episode of spongebob
I think an even bigger fentanyl dimension would of made Schlatt die of laughter
well opium poppies also make fent so he had that covered, not sure mods exist for growing drugs harder than opium, cause theyd probably have to be fictional
Fentanyl isn't farmed...
@@Smonkey66nah its just the bronx in a pocket dimension
@@Swagwhiteboy27 baltimore, the bronx and skid row all wrapped in a dirty needly bow
@@Smonkey66 don’t care druggie
This is the SECOND time charbo has had an illegal drug farm under his property during a rp housing inspection
If I had two nickels!-
When was the first
@@dannygoosebump5594Animal crossing stream
nahhhhhhhhh, when he accidentally lit the house up at the end I was crying laughing, the sincere panic in his voice was so funny lmao
Shizz I was giggling so hard when he did that xD
i cramped up my side from it LOL
I ain't laughed that hard in a while. Definitely peak charborg.
Why do you start your comment with nahhhhhhhh
@@dirtyshinobii I'm not sure why lol
You have no idea how much I want to live in the alternate world where I see the Schlatt pov of turning around to see charborgs house as a raging inferno with him starving to death on the front lawn shouting about trying to light a joint mere SECONDS after walking down the path.
almost burning down your virtual house smoking virtual weed with virtual munchies. what a time to be alive
While almost dying of virtual starvation
The way he almost set his house on fire trying to eat because he got high and got the munchies right after the HOA inspection is peak charborg. I ain't laughed that hard in a while.
less than a minute in and already there's a secret weed farm. this'll be fun.
agreed
Less than 30 seconds
Agreed
@@RandomCommentMakerPerson1 min
12:53 “My chat told me it was a good idea” - Charborg defending himself in court after getting arrested for something that is not our fault
Having absolutely no context as a youtube only watcher, the immediate, no hesitation swap to the intricately hidden opium farm was genuinely baffling and also the funniest shit ever
Then, he revealed his hidden opium farm, funniest shit I've ever seen.
sparkles nonchalant 'why is he on fire?' is sending me bro
The off the cuff reveal of Opium Dimension live in chat collectively produced a "WHAT" moment LOL such a good video and thanks for the upload charbo :)
idk what chat you was in cause everyone in charborg's chat knew about the opium dimension
Ig you must've joined later bc we already knew about it lol. I think most of us were just shocked that he randomly decided to reveal it to them lmao.
Charborg not eating the cake because "You guys *need* to eat it" is gonna be the best reoccuring joke (if there is one)
When charborg said “what about opium” I spit out my ice that I was chewing on
juhst like me fr
No one
@@JohnSmith-j2j wha?
@@Whxr3 asked
@@JohnSmith-j2j knoone asked you either
This video has everything: home remodeling, a secret drug farm that holds a different secret drug farm, and even finding God
honestly this was hilarious. the second layer reveal was beautiful, the haiku part with charborg's press to speak was beautiful, i honestly just generally love charborg's dynamic with schlatt because it feels like charborg is one of the only ones who just genuinely catch him off guard sometimes. idk maybe its because i dont watch a lot of other content creators. shits fire though. i love charborg man. love that shit
I mean slimecicle nearly broke schlatt on a Minecraft vid
16:31 "go back inside this is my favourite part." 😫🙏
I just love how at 15:25 the psalm video and Charborgs chat both said “amen” and aww man simultaneously
I've never seen his minecraft videos, so the "how about opium?" Was like a fucking suckerpunch, I was weezing
It's so weird hearing Berd not do his Berd voice. It's uncanny.
it took me a minute to realize that's actually berd and not some FAKER
As a fan of Berd, I didn't even know he was livestreaming until I saw a twitch link in the description of one of his videos. It's also insane how many other people's videos he's in across the SDMP roster without even trying, he's like a side character that all the main characters know about but is secretly stronger than everyone and shows up to help the heroes fight the main villain at the end
...or at least he _WOULD_ if Schlatt wasn't so gosh darn stingy about that ender dimension place
@@AMan-xz7txwell, he's basically already made the Twilight Realm his bitch, plus fishing apparently is super effective
His voice reminds me so much of Joel from Vinesause, just without the Swedish accent.
@@pch1370 It almost sounds like dream
"I have an opium dimension!" Is the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂
I feel deja vu, like this was done with animal crossing characters and evil pikachu
deep lore at this point
the ancient texts
Not evil just jaded Pikachu
blast to the past😂
Holyyy fuck
Schlatt's "it's just weed man" after spending the whole episode desperately hoping they wouldn't find out had me dying only for it to cut to "oh then how about opium?"
HOA inspection
HOA finds my weed den
HOA finds my opium den
HOA approved
lol
HOA approved (as long as they get 50%)
just build owl bird houses all around your house, once owls come to live there, use those owl houses as a "wall" of some sorts around your weed farm
the hoa can not legally disturb owls as they are protected by law.
checkmate.
I am amazed at how good Charborg is at making bad houses
man haven't had a good laugh with a minecraft video til this, thanks
The do not touch lever is comedy gold 😂
Only charborg could be proud of 3 piles of leaves and a rose bush.
An inspiration to us all
@@jinglejinglebell7844 to be fair, I've only ever achieved 2 piles of leaves and a dead tree
char reacts to any criticism from the HOA like a patient recieving bad news from their doctor
21:50
“hey, at least theres no weeds”
“no weed”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
chat really sabotaged him by telling him not to do the pointed roof
25:00 Psalm 37:1 Do not fret because of evildoers; be not envious of wrongdoers!
XD good stuff Charborg
I looked that up right then and there... hilarious.
American Homeowners associations are crazy to me, like you buy a house from an organization that can leave you homeless if you don't follow arbitrary rules subject to no laws. Imagine spending 200,000 dollars only for the HRA to be your new parent, setting bed times and curfews.
Most of the time it's the only way to get utilities in rural suburban areas. Funny enough even if you don't get water from the county or septic cleanup or garbage and snow they still have the nerve to charge you property tax 😂
Like they're not just gonna run utilities to just you bc you called up and bitched. They're fine losing a vote, but losing a few hundred possibly gets them to actually do something
200k? What is this, the early 2000s?
@@ChristianCTakendepends on the area, the age of the house, and how big it is tbh. There's a lot of houses around 200k to 300k in my area, but I live in a rural area and a lot of them were built in like the 1920s and need updates and/or are a little too small for a family, better for a single person or couple or just a family who doesn't mind living small. Although, most of those houses are also in areas with no HOA anyways, since most of the neighborhoods with HOAs around here are from development projects where a single real estate company builds a bunch of new single family homes that are all aesthetically similar targeted at upper-middle class families. The neighborhoods with a bunch of outdated houses are usually in lower income areas, hence why no one buys them up to renovate and sell for a higher price (people well off enough to buy a nice renovated house generally don't want to live in low income neighborhoods) so those neighborhoods rarely bother with HOAs. I live in a neighborhood like that right now and it's actually really nice to not have to deal with an HOA or super high rent, and the neighbors are chill as well, no nosey NIMBYs who get mad because you have a trash bag on your porch for ten minutes or something.
have you heard the term putting lipstick on a pig? 7:30
Charborg is so good at improv, I'm crying.
im just imagining a cake skewered with a fence post with a sign that says for hoa
Charborg being buddies with Berd is so awesome
And they were Neighbors
"Yeah I love foliage"
"Hey, ta know at least there's no weeds"
"No weed"
17:00 The haiku scene is actually hilarious 😂 hardest i’ve laughed in recent memory
Jesus the "What about the Opium?" got me dying after that looool
i have never seen an individual be as overtly pathetic as charborg, i genuinely hurt my chest laughing at the end part where he KEEPS lighting shit on fire. oh my fucking god
15:24 The "Aw man" in the chat syncs perfectly with the 'amen' 😂😂
Didn’t know the HOA was chill like this! Think I’m gonna go contact mine right now!
Be sure to show them your opium! They love that!
“This neighbourhood is on the up ‘n up” as everyone on the block is growing opium is such. Such a thing.
Just crawled into bed under the blanket, perfect timing!
I am high as hell and just got into bed too
Me too ☺️
Your blankets pretty warm 🥵
i also climbed into this guys bed
It's getting crowded in here
bro its 3 pm
That last part with him setting himself and his house on fire made me wheeze so hard I ended up puking lmfao. He never fails to make me laugh ❤
The second reveal was so good
The best part is the fact that it’s not even charborg’s cake. Charborg’s cake was clean he was just trying to use it to distract them from the lever
I don’t care who the HOA sends I am not taking down my duck statue
The last 5 minutes of this video are completely chaotic after the relatively peaceful and wholesome 27 minutes prior.
The opium reveal was touching (stop touching me charborg)
Discovering that berd and chrbrg were in the same minecraft server is an enlightening experience. My life is complete.
You don't want to know what schlatt did to me.
He burned down your house?
@@Miracle.... Man, you don't even want to know.
@@Hacky-Zack but I wanna know hahaha
@@Miracle....Man, you don't even want to know.
lucky
"I tried to light my joint.....Oh my god im starving to death"
-Every stoner atleast once
Stal and Chirp, I knew Borgy had good taste.
Watched this vod and it legitimately had me in tears, seeing the editting and rewatching it also had me in tear.
And then he never entered the server again
If I had quarter for every time charborg had to pass an HOA inspection while hiding a drug empire I’d have two quarters but it is weird it happened twice
First mistake when the HOA comes you don't change your house you check the state of your arsenal.
His whole house Tour is actually crazier than I thought I thought, he was just pretending to be a Christan as a front while having a weed grow farm, until he opened the second layer
Holy crap the redstone toruch was so smooth and not yellow youtube, I actually cryed
I was giggling through the entire video like i was in the first dimension
“What about opium” I’ve never laughed so hard at a bit before oh my god
out of all the servers to make milk pourable i’d expect it to be the SDMP
Didn’t know you are on the SDMP!
I once had a milk incident and flooded my friends crib. Long story short it began a 2 day long war because he didnt believe that it was a accidental mechanic
This man couldn’t design his way out of a puddle
My tip is having another layer of stairs along the side of the top of the wall so it looks natural 😊
Whether it's in animal crossing or minecraft charborg can never escape the drug business or the HOA
This was the funniest video so far, the reveal was spot on, and the almost lighting up the house in charborgs innocence was fucking hilarious
honestly i just now saw that this isnt the main channel, might as well be looking at the upload dates lol.
he has a pretty nice upload schedule
@@ValentinoDwight 180 secondary alterninative channel videos to one maindular channel video seems like a pretty good ratio to be TBH honest
@@AMan-xz7txthe vod clips to this 2nd channel also delivered as soon as ASAP too
I remember there was a time in my early Minecraft days I thought milk buckets acted like water buckets so I built a pool and planned to fill it with milk and then realized that wasn’t an option so to see it actually happen was quite shocking
I’m pretty sure my pastor is just pressing play on that 10 hours of scriptures video every Sunday
The weed mod is called The dirty stuff, Youre welcome
Lost it over the damn house made entirely of like 6x6 paintings
At 25:05 Char says Psalm 37:1 which I looked up and honestly is a lot more fitting than I expected
I saw the vod for this such a good stream
almost died laughing when you put up the prayer video because my nana watches that damn channel every single morning on max volume 😭 the narrator always sounds on the verge of a breakdown
31:48 I almost choked from laughter holy fuck.
bro wtf did i stumble across lmao subbed. loved verse 9, 2. it really hit home. and the push to talk was V is crazy hahaha
bro got the munchies and nearly burnt his house down 😭
28:17 The seven layers of drugs
“Dont tell nobody..”
*hangs it above his tv*
31:50 this was so funny the first time I’ve properly laughed in a while 😭
THE OPIUM REVEAL I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
I just found you and I see the mad schlatter in the first minute, subbing
this has to be one of my new favorite vids
Charborg is like that one side character that some time appears in multiple shows that exist in the same universe.
I like your non-creepy videos the best. I can actually watch them while eating.
I expected "Cut us in on the pot", I did not expect "So here's also the opium dimension" lmao.