This whole video was an entire character arc. Crime baby learnt the basics of his trade, progressed to the height of his career and then the truth dawned on him that this path was a dark one to take
the slow turnaround to reveal that the last houseowner had change their attire and looming over you sinisterly was absolutely insane i was laughing so hard my stomach hurt
That last one was actually like a fucking horror movie, at first she seemed nice and you even felt bad for her, only for her to reveal that she's absolutely insane, kidnapping children and doing who knows what to them
27:08 THAT IS REALLY HORRIFYING, trying to escape while the vile character's attention is not on you and in the process you get a glimpse of what is happening around in the room and it is standing right behind you...
It was set up like a horror movie, too. The door was unlocked when he got there, and strolled right in. The owner was friendly, and seemingly harmless... so Crime Baby didn't notice when she locked the door behind him.
Crime Baby strolls into the nicest house on the block, blows up their safe, steals their money, and relaxes on their couch with his feet kicked up. This is what happens when you drink your milk.
I did this with my friend once and we terrorized one family for hours with lawnmowers, C4 and basketballs to the point where they moved into a motel and the dude stood at the front door with a gun for like 10 minutes I love Roblox
@@somerandomguy-3102Are you really asking me if a Special Police force unit equipped with multiple weapons that allows them too deal with almost any threat and use armor to protect them from any damage cannot fight a talking baby that robs and manipulates people? Of course the baby would win.
Just imagine this: You're a child who's asking their parent to read them a bedtime story. Then, a random baby turns up holding a sign "i am crime baby", and runs into the bathroom sink
She had her door unlocked when Crime Baby first got there. He thought it was just another easy score. She didn't even ban him when he got caught. In fact she was so friendly, Crime Baby gave her back her cash. Promised he wouldn't steal again. Compared to the swat team, this wasn't so bad. A shame he didn't notice that she'd locked the doors.
Going from concerned parent searching on his own to hiring a bounty hunter to the swat team to finally burning down the house to get rid of crime baby was an amazing sequence of events
My favorite part was legit when he dramatically said: "We are looking for a Crime bb" And then as if to explain what he means you come running past everyone. (17:15)
I like how in the third house Charborg played the Crime Baby as a woodland sprite that caused havoc in your household and wouldn’t leave until you said his name backwards three times or something.
"I'm a little baby, I got places to be. I got bottles to drink, and I got diapers to pee. I just hit a couple banks so I get money for free, if you think I'm trouble now, just wait till I'm three!" -Crime Baby Lord Charborg
I used to do this exact same thing with my friend but it slowly devolved from stylish robbing tactics to driving around in a van and telling kids to get in the van for free candy.
Crime baby 1: introduces the premise and motives of the crime baby Crime baby 2: introduces new methods to the crime baby's heists Crime baby 3: raises the stake for crime baby Crime baby 4: turns the tables from breaking and entering to trying to escape Hope we see more in the future!
12:50 imagine you're like 10 and you wake up in your bed to see a little convict baby standing over you with a massive sign saying "i am crime baby" and when you open your mouth to ask who they are they scamper off into your bathroom at light speed and disappear and you just have to live with that experience now
To me, this feels like a gremlin like clown inside your house, telling you it’s a crime baby before vanishing before blowing up things you have and stealing your cash. This is terrifying
Literally did this with my cousin all the time. It's so fun trolling people in this game. Tips for you guys if you wanna break into the houses: 1) Get a friend 2) Use the stroller and let your friend sit on it (they must be SHORTER/SMALLER than you, if not the stroller glitches) (use the avatar customisation for this) 3) With your friend on the stroller, keep the stroller (ask ur friend not to MOVE/JUMP. ask them to stay where they are) 4) While ur friend is on the ground, go to the house you want to break into, face it and equip the stroller. 5) Your friend should be back the stroller, if done properly, in the house. 6) Ask them to jump out of the stroller and now ask your friend to do the same thing but to you, so that you both can get inside. This is a lot easier and you can get out and in easily so long as you master this. You can avoid glitches as well as long as you remember about the avatar size i said in point 2. (However I'm not sure if they fixed this, but it worked for me the last time i did it)
This video has changed my life. My whole outlook on everything that exists in this world, in fact even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way ever again. This video represents emotions most humans could never comprehend. But I can. Thanks to this video I have been awakened to many things previously thought unimaginable. Thank you.
I don't know how Charborg finds these types of people to rob. Every time I break in a home in this game the person is either A. Never at home B. Doesn't react in the slightest or C. Just deletes the home/switches servers.
and thus crime baby ran off into the woods, never too be seen again. so kids, always remember to never break into a house, because you might end up wanting to break out of it.
@@kript0 Roblox is a fun game, and with almost everyone calling it a game for babies, its cool seeing Charborg have fun playing. Though, granted, there are a lot of small children playing Roblox.
This video has to down as one of my favorites on TH-cam. There's something about roblox that inspires these sorts of absurdist scenarios that I just adore.
This dud has to be my fav yt to watch currently, hes more unique the another yt's. He makes videos on different games most of the time so hes not always using one game and hes a bit quiet too so its really relaxing to watch *while he burns down buildings and decapitates grown men*
First house: Suburban lady tries to lure Crime Baby out with toys. Second house: Random guy lets stranger baby in wheelchair into his house. Third house: Calls a swat team and a hitman to catch Crime Baby. Fourth house: Insane suburban Disney mom tries to kill Crime Baby with and axe and then proceeds to kidnap both him and another baby. Totally normal neighborhood
"Oh, thank you for coming ! We're getting out of inspiration to throw this buglar" "You made the right choice ! I'll take care of the rest ! Do you what this buglar looks like ?" "He's small, has a prisonner suit and has the face of clown." "...S-sorry, a-are you sure of your description ?" "Yeah, I think so" "no...Not him. NOT AGAIN !! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!!"
Daily reminder that Charb keeps framing this as a child robbing adults, when beyond the monitor it's actually an adult man robbing children lol
You are a grown man robbing children
I am a grown man robbing children
We are not the same
Lol
LMAOOOOOO
Hmmm
Bruh
The giant hide and seek with the third house where you kept tormenting them until you had a manhunt was wild
Man Clyde really caught me off guard he legit looked like a gta character
dream aint got shit on this stuff
nah bruh that shit was to god dame funny
MEU
@@oneballgaming1687 uwuwueuwuwuwuwu
This whole video was an entire character arc. Crime baby learnt the basics of his trade, progressed to the height of his career and then the truth dawned on him that this path was a dark one to take
This isn't even the first crime baby vid
@@connerkaniewski3847 perhaps this is the prequel
Shit went from robbery to kidnapping and abduction really quick.
He learned that he fucked up
and unstoapble force meets the inamovible object
the slow turnaround to reveal that the last houseowner had change their attire and looming over you sinisterly was absolutely insane i was laughing so hard my stomach hurt
@@brimple adachi pfp
@@TerminalConcretTRUE!
it’s even funnier when you consider that the adult man is being scared by a kid, when the rest of the video was the exact opposite
@@dontsubfortheloveofgod If I found out my kid was roleplaying as a woman who tortures children I’d be a bit concerned
That last one was actually like a fucking horror movie, at first she seemed nice and you even felt bad for her, only for her to reveal that she's absolutely insane, kidnapping children and doing who knows what to them
"into the tub"
Minilad moment.
Dont breath in a nutshell
LIKE BATH TIME 😭😭😭😭
@@lasteri
W E D O N T T A L K A B O U T H I M.
Clyde the bounty hunter and the crazy kidnapping suburban mom were the best parts of this wonderful chaotic mess
Clyde the bounty hunter a real g. Hilarious roleplay character.
Yea and my name is Clyde
Yes
"This is my domain" coming from the suburban mom goes hard
if you look closely, you can see that clyde is her neighbor
I love how crime baby is a reoccurring character at this point, love to see more of him lmao
It is? Please point me in the direction of these other videos
Hopefully in GTA
I'm legit invested in the crime baby saga at this point
He is such a devious little fella
Literally born to do crime
Imagine being so insane that the goblin living in your walls wants to leave.
Perfect content
Jokes on you I'm into that shit!
Don´t have to imagine
@@cr0sad3r70 WTF
Imagine being such a bad murderer and you turn yourself in, the police let you go
House 4 is literally the best thing I've ever seen.
The fact that it felt so unironically tense...
IN A ROBLOX RP GAME OF ALL PLACES.
Which RP game is this? I want to check it out
@@jackf3670 the game is normally not like this.
23:32 just realized that the reason she was able to find him here was because she has a lot of experience looking for hiding children…
I mean..
Shes insane and kidnaps children....
SHE EVEN FUCKING PLAYS WITH THEM BY FORCING THEM INTO BATHTUBS
And may god know what happend to those children after...
B A T H T I M E.
OH GOD NOOO WAIT 😭
@@gandalfalfa YOOOO WHATT
27:08 THAT IS REALLY HORRIFYING, trying to escape while the vile character's attention is not on you and in the process you get a glimpse of what is happening around in the room and it is standing right behind you...
The mask and the butcher clothes, muah, chef's kiss
Literally little nightmares
Theres no way that was just some random on roblox lmao... hilarious either way
It was set up like a horror movie, too.
The door was unlocked when he got there, and strolled right in. The owner was friendly, and seemingly harmless... so Crime Baby didn't notice when she locked the door behind him.
Without including the creepy ass mask she wears
Crime Baby strolls into the nicest house on the block, blows up their safe, steals their money, and relaxes on their couch with his feet kicked up. This is what happens when you drink your milk.
milk drinkers don't know what happen nowadays
he is a known criminal. they hired swat guys to kill him hes so powerful
I actually forgot to have my daily drink of milk, thanks for reminding me
@@godgaveyouhands2848 Keep up the milk grind king
He on that babyillion dollar grind set
I did this with my friend once and we terrorized one family for hours with lawnmowers, C4 and basketballs to the point where they moved into a motel and the dude stood at the front door with a gun for like 10 minutes
I love Roblox
Texas simulator
Ayo what is the name of the server 😳
That family experienced a day in Louisiana
I did that too, but what’s Roblox?
Same, I am now gangster baby
The two last house fully got the role play point of the game, truly a masterpiece
19:49 You DEFINITELY made the SWAT guy crap himself irl, look at how his character moves, you scarred him for life lmao
Who would win?
A professionally trained SWAT team member
A crime baby
@@somerandomguy-3102Are you really asking me if a Special Police force unit equipped with multiple weapons that allows them too deal with almost any threat and use armor to protect them from any damage cannot fight a talking baby that robs and manipulates people? Of course the baby would win.
it's like watching a cockroach fly
@@thedeliveryboy1123 christ that is a good analogy as someone with katsaridaphobia lmaoo
It's wholesome to see how much fun this grown man is having in a kids game.
i wouldnt say charborg is grown...
B R O O K H A V E N
@@keatonhugo6129 yeah unlike league of legends or war zone it takes more than 10 minutes to be called a slur
@@Jantixz #### # #### ###
@@keatonhugo6129 nope
Legend has it that the shadow baby is still stuck inside the crazy lady's house to this day to this day
godspeed shadow baby
God have mercy on him, *because she dont...*
lord save him
The tub took someone the world needed
i really hope he found charbs sleeping bag and escaped too
this is pure imagination. Not only robbing but truly enjoying. 10/10 good job
Robbing* 🤓
@@swagfox1376 thanks ponge bab i had know ideal of about wat robbing meaning (:)()()()()
@@_raboot_ that's ms pufferfish lmao
@@Susakk bo
Crime Baby: "I'm about to make the next ten minutes of your life hell."
House 4 Lady, with an Uno reverse card: "We'll see about that."
Just imagine this: You're a child who's asking their parent to read them a bedtime story. Then, a random baby turns up holding a sign "i am crime baby", and runs into the bathroom sink
The embodiment of "nice opinion, one small issue, I'm inside your home."
House 4 is "Nice opinion, one small issue. You're inside my home."
tbh idk which one is scarier
Sssniperwolf:
A suburban "mom" scaring crime baby back to prison is such a \*chef's kiss* turn of events.
She had her door unlocked when Crime Baby first got there. He thought it was just another easy score. She didn't even ban him when he got caught.
In fact she was so friendly, Crime Baby gave her back her cash. Promised he wouldn't steal again. Compared to the swat team, this wasn't so bad.
A shame he didn't notice that she'd locked the doors.
puts on the combat gear and orders the shadow child into the tub
She was death itself
We are lookin for a
Crime bb
Eyy, hi nastymold!
impossible
omg nastymold!!
NASTYMOLD HI
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I must destroy it
Going from concerned parent searching on his own to hiring a bounty hunter to the swat team to finally burning down the house to get rid of crime baby was an amazing sequence of events
My favorite part was legit when he dramatically said:
"We are looking for a
Crime bb"
And then as if to explain what he means you come running past everyone. (17:15)
The first Heist literally spanned 2 years because “Ella” went from 18 to 20
I was going to comment that lol
By then he’d be Crime Toddler
The kidnapping lady was unironically terrifying
i think this is is gonna get an axe and aim it to his pp
I like how in the third house Charborg played the Crime Baby as a woodland sprite that caused havoc in your household and wouldn’t leave until you said his name backwards three times or something.
"This is my domain" is a hard ass line for a kidnapper
domain expansion: the basement
Domain expansion:free candy
Simple domain: mom said not to listen to strangers
"Why are you stalking me :("
"I'm not I'm crime baby" why was that so funny
Something I can finally relate to! The guy owning this house hasn’t found out I’m in his walls yet…
ayo
💀
don't laugh too laud watching charborg he might hear you
Why do I have a feeling of concern
In roblox... right?
House 4 was hilarious, chrbrg accidentally robbed a psychopath's house
"I'm a little baby, I got places to be. I got bottles to drink, and I got diapers to pee. I just hit a couple banks so I get money for free, if you think I'm trouble now, just wait till I'm three!" -Crime Baby Lord Charborg
Oh my god
damn
Yes.
I saw this, read it, then out of nowhere, i just starting rapping it (i was going fr)
the fact that they started a manhunt against you in house 3 really shows how much of a threat crime baby really is
I love how the house 3 just went along with it for so long, thats amazing to me.
Therapist: Wallborg isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
*WALLBORG:* 👁 U 👁
mark wallborg
crime bb
not funny
didnt laugh
What
@@_raboot_ hell yeah, fukkin rekt
“I’m trying to find where these kid’s room’s is…” Charborg said with a sick smile on his face, rubbing his hands together mischievously…
>walk up to their kid
>holds sign that says ''i am crime baby''
>leaves and refuses to elaborate
POWER MOVE!
"I'm starting to think I'm not stuck in here with her its the other way around" 24:54
I used to do this exact same thing with my friend but it slowly devolved from stylish robbing tactics to driving around in a van and telling kids to get in the van for free candy.
When your camera turned around to the person with the rabbit mask saying "hehehe" I laughed hard enough to make myself light headed
Him hiding like an elf on a shelf is hilarious
Going from “I’m in your walls” to “let me out of your walls”
Crime baby 1: introduces the premise and motives of the crime baby
Crime baby 2: introduces new methods to the crime baby's heists
Crime baby 3: raises the stake for crime baby
Crime baby 4: turns the tables from breaking and entering to trying to escape
Hope we see more in the future!
Not only you made a whole family angry but made them call a military soldier and a hit man and made them destroy the house
My guy actually lived through the plot of Don't Breathe.
this was such a fun stream, big ups to Clyde
I spoke to him and he actually had no idea who charborg was 💀💀💀
@@ApostleOfCats woah, he really did sniff him out then. lmaooo
who is clyde?
@@ivanpecora6118 did you watch the video?
@@ApostleOfCats Yeah, just ignored his name, I remember now
the flip at the end was amazing, trying to escape instead of trying to hide lmao
10:23 you have snuck into this house so many times and I remember that there is a little cubby under the sink next to the hot tub
Bro's taking *"Nice opinion one small issue, i am inside your home"* to another level
12:50 imagine you're like 10 and you wake up in your bed to see a little convict baby standing over you with a massive sign saying "i am crime baby" and when you open your mouth to ask who they are they scamper off into your bathroom at light speed and disappear and you just have to live with that experience now
lol
I love how proud Charborg gets after successfully tricking little kids
To me, this feels like a gremlin like clown inside your house, telling you it’s a crime baby before vanishing before blowing up things you have and stealing your cash.
This is terrifying
The unfortunate thing about Roblox is that there's a decent chance the last person isn't even rping, that's an actual predator
Yeah
@@TheRocketForge Yeah
10:13 he caught roblox heat
Literally did this with my cousin all the time. It's so fun trolling people in this game.
Tips for you guys if you wanna break into the houses:
1) Get a friend
2) Use the stroller and let your friend sit on it (they must be SHORTER/SMALLER than you, if not the stroller glitches) (use the avatar customisation for this)
3) With your friend on the stroller, keep the stroller (ask ur friend not to MOVE/JUMP. ask them to stay where they are)
4) While ur friend is on the ground, go to the house you want to break into, face it and equip the stroller.
5) Your friend should be back the stroller, if done properly, in the house.
6) Ask them to jump out of the stroller and now ask your friend to do the same thing but to you, so that you both can get inside.
This is a lot easier and you can get out and in easily so long as you master this. You can avoid glitches as well as long as you remember about the avatar size i said in point 2.
(However I'm not sure if they fixed this, but it worked for me the last time i did it)
or you can glitch with a bed..... which takes less time
I've been emotionally scared by the fact that while i'm here living my life, there are people getting laid on Roblox.
This was a cozy stream even tho we had a few chat members sniping
@@WiredPlugFaith only if i watched charborg streams
I got banned from chat for telling someone why he can’t show his chat in roblox a lot but tbh it was stupid of me
@@bigantdud3499 I was prob that person
@@ApostleOfCats I have no idea
@@bigantdud3499 I’m like 90% sure
9:45
Charb: i fell 3 stories down on my back
That one guinea pig in particular: nuclear meltdown initiated
"I am crime baby"
"Poor lost crime baby"
"I am going to rob you"
"...." *Stands next to safe*
best part is Charborg audibly getting closer to his monitor and saying ENHANCE
I could sense the amount of fear you had based on how your mouse was shaking while trying to desperately escape
10:03
I feel like this was all I needed to see to know house 3 was going to be crazy
@SomeRandomFurry "Shadow baby into the tub"
bro getting raided by the fbi/military was just the best thing to possibly happen to this video.
9:47 did I just hear a guinea pig
@@MinosPrimeOfficial I think so
@@MinosPrimeOfficial I used to have guinea pigs, that was 100% a guinea pig
@@KoalaPlus I used to have one too
This video has changed my life. My whole outlook on everything that exists in this world, in fact even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way ever again. This video represents emotions most humans could never comprehend. But I can. Thanks to this video I have been awakened to many things previously thought unimaginable. Thank you.
what in the hell are you on? me want some
I don’t think bro ever got some
At 21:22 , Charborg made a grave mistake he would later on come to regret for the rest of his life
*The butterfly effect*
Yes
when charborg entered the 3rd House he did not know that it would go from a simple robbery to a Manhunt for a ''crime bb''
One of my favorite videos on the internet
I don't know how Charborg finds these types of people to rob. Every time I break in a home in this game the person is either A. Never at home B. Doesn't react in the slightest or C. Just deletes the home/switches servers.
Try looking for houses that people are role-playing inside
FR, and D, boring ahh server where the people in it aren't even worth trolling, or they're private chatting so you can't even see their true reactions
They literally went on a mahunt to kill a baby. That was insane and i almost couldnt hold my laughtrr in
9:47 Chaborg confirmed to have guinea pigs, anyone who's raised them knows that sound when they grab some lettuce
The piggy alarm
omg
Indeed, the song of the hungry potato upon the sound of the holy hay baggy.
As someone with a Guinea pig, I can confirm
thank you for pointing that out that’s so cute 😭😭
I think the subtle smooth jazz in the background makes this even more perfect.
I thought brookhaven was an bad game, but the idea of hiding in people walls and robbing so much to make them cry is making me rethink that
Charborg: *jumps past Clyde*
Clyde: "So, where is this baby?"
and thus crime baby ran off into the woods, never too be seen again. so kids, always remember to never break into a house, because you might end up wanting to break out of it.
finally a game I can relate to
Most people say that Roblox is a game for babies but they didn't find that side of Roblox.
am i right ive been in here for 4 months its crammed in here. Stalking is hard.
@@kript0 Roblox is a fun game, and with almost everyone calling it a game for babies, its cool seeing Charborg have fun playing. Though, granted, there are a lot of small children playing Roblox.
@@justanotherguy1122 It is a game for babies and young children, but thats where the fun is, its a trollers paradise.
@@kript0 Because it is. I, too, used to play it 8 years ago. My nephews play Roblox. They're under 9.
That last house was really horrifying and immersive, I loved every second of it
This video has to down as one of my favorites on TH-cam. There's something about roblox that inspires these sorts of absurdist scenarios that I just adore.
That last one was absolutely insane, the tables turned so quickly!
This actually makes for a good crime thriller.
Not true, it was a stream first.
i have B)
@Sam T he edited the comment
@Sam T before it was "Nobody writing comments has watched the full video yet."
This shit is so good lmaooo at this point I just love how he trolls them and makes their home hell for 10 minutes
house 3 was actually too funny, the fact they didnt just ban you is what makes it so much better
4:20 is no one gonna talk about the fact that he opened and closed the door in like 0.2 seconds
This dud has to be my fav yt to watch currently, hes more unique the another yt's. He makes videos on different games most of the time so hes not always using one game and hes a bit quiet too so its really relaxing to watch *while he burns down buildings and decapitates grown men*
can’t believe he ditched shadow baby. poor thing is stuck with the crazy lady :(
This has actually made my day. the hardest i’ve laughed in a long long time. thanks you! long live crime baby
10:54 bro slithered like a snake as if he were in a James Bond movie LMAO
First house: Suburban lady tries to lure Crime Baby out with toys.
Second house: Random guy lets stranger baby in wheelchair into his house.
Third house: Calls a swat team and a hitman to catch Crime Baby.
Fourth house: Insane suburban Disney mom tries to kill Crime Baby with and axe and then proceeds to kidnap both him and another baby.
Totally normal neighborhood
bro sounds like the pig from angry birds 💀 24:28
i do this all the time! its very cool to see that another person is indulging in these activites.
absolutely, crime is my favorite hobby
@@formacat pays well too XD
Is it bad that robbing peoples’ safes is the ONLY reason why I play Brookehaven?
@@PixEII Idk
@@PixEII No, as it also the only reason I play Brookhaven
That was pure gold! Very funny, we need part 2!
I’ve officially just started waiting for the inevitable Charborg “gulp” in every video
"Oh, thank you for coming ! We're getting out of inspiration to throw this buglar"
"You made the right choice ! I'll take care of the rest ! Do you what this buglar looks like ?"
"He's small, has a prisonner suit and has the face of clown."
"...S-sorry, a-are you sure of your description ?"
"Yeah, I think so"
"no...Not him. NOT AGAIN !! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!!"
Man these old videos are still amazing lmaooo
Doing illegal acts and living in walls
Truly flexing
charborg's content is exactly the thing i always looked for lmao
24:35 you’ve heard of Elf on the shelf, this is that but cursed.
Convict baby here to stay, he is in your walls and is not going away
If charborg was a fallout new vegas perk, he would be The Wild Wasteland.