The Armstrong and Miller Show - Hitler sketch

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  • Hilarious sketch from Season 3, Episode 5, describing the single most important piece of intelligence from WW2
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  • @mipmipmipmipmip
    @mipmipmipmipmip ปีที่แล้ว +137

    These 4 minutes were a better cinematic experience than both last Indiana Jones movies together

  • @szw1337
    @szw1337 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The cut to the Nazi's at the end was a perfect final touch.

  • @VickersDoorter
    @VickersDoorter ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Very authentic late 1960s diesel locomotive horn there.

    • @ParaBellum2024
      @ParaBellum2024 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Let's not let facts get in the way of a good joke!

    • @itsirrelephantman
      @itsirrelephantman 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I noticed that as well.
      Needs a retcon, he travelled into the future to find inspiration, easy as marvel

  • @noneofyourfckingbusiness8302
    @noneofyourfckingbusiness8302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Personally I really liked the "Testies, Testies, the Furher has only one!" piece.

    • @Hertog_von_Berkshire
      @Hertog_von_Berkshire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Surely it's "Fantastisch testies, the Führer has only one". That's what I hear anyway.

    • @seaoftranquility7228
      @seaoftranquility7228 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      There’s no doubting it is a very funny line, the question is however, would it have won the war? I estimate that this would have been around May 1944, just before D-Day. At this time the Axis powers had conquered most of Europe and England still feared a full scale invasion from the Nazis. Churchill was painfully aware that the Germans were working on their own satirical ditties so time was of the essence, but it was also vital that they not jump the gun and lose due to inferior songwriting. The composer (who remains nameless like so many heroes from that terrible conflict) was right to discard the ‘Daisy’ inspired taunt. Had he not done so the consequences could well have been catastrophic.

    • @VickersDoorter
      @VickersDoorter 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Hertog_von_Berkshire It's testes, testes; a parody of "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do".

    • @benjamina6618
      @benjamina6618 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      whatever came right before it, I really liked that one. if it’s parodying anything, I’d like to know what the original is.

    • @AirKIng74
      @AirKIng74 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@benjamina6618I too have agonized for years over whatever it's supposed to be. It's so familiar but I have no idea what it is.

  • @davepowell7168
    @davepowell7168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Possibly the worst 'Eurovision Song Contest ' rejection ever.

  • @shimmeister1062
    @shimmeister1062 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Without doubt the funniest sketch I have seen in my 60 years. The seriousness of it it absolutely spot on.

  • @jessicalrich
    @jessicalrich 11 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    He's only like, got one ball and shit? Like, only one ball?
    Random.

  • @Electricdreamerb
    @Electricdreamerb 10 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I honestly thought the scene where Armstrong is trying to write the song is one of the best in this show's history

    • @krashd
      @krashd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Xander coming up with modern electronic and disco ditties on a harpsichord in the Victorian era were great sketches too. The bouncing energy building up in his character as he cracks in to the energy of "I'm Horny" by Mousse.T is hilarious.

    • @listerofsmeg884
      @listerofsmeg884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@krashd 'no?... Ok...'

    • @richardjamieson6681
      @richardjamieson6681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@krashd a bit late for a reply but the bit where he performs 'Gay Bar' before being knocked out by the woman with the drinks tray is one of my favourite scenes.

    • @jimbojones8208
      @jimbojones8208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Testes, testes, the Fuhrer has only one" 😂

    • @answerman9933
      @answerman9933 ปีที่แล้ว

      If this scene represent the best then the show must have been dreadful in its entirety.

  • @DogOfKrondor
    @DogOfKrondor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The version we heard as kids, growing up in Perth, Western Australia was:
    Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Perth Town Hall
    His mother, the dirty bugger
    Cut it off when he was small

    • @tonygorham
      @tonygorham 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I'm the UK or was on the Albert Hall

    • @greenwoodorganics4681
      @greenwoodorganics4681 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      it rolled into the deep blue sea
      picked up a bit of fresh seaweed
      the fishes
      got out their dishes
      and had scollops and bollocks for tea

  • @WildSeven19
    @WildSeven19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The horn sounding had me gasping for air.

  • @pumpkinhill4570
    @pumpkinhill4570 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I can't believe they're still making Academy bait movies like this.

  • @trublgrl
    @trublgrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I have watched as much Armstrong and Miller as I could find, but I never saw this sketch. It literally had me laughing out loud, alone in the middle of the night. For those of us in the US, this team is one we really missed out on.

    • @ammedredd
      @ammedredd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The only thing that the Monty python team ever All agreed on was that it would never work in the USA, they were all very very wrong.
      Armstrong and Millar, this sketch in particular, has that same daft old British Upper class being sent up by what appears to be the British Upper class, an accent easy to understand by Americans too and as with all the best British humour it takes the *#"* out of itself, nothing is sacred.
      British humour swears allegiance to nothing but humour, with a straight face too of course. Well,. It did!

    • @ammedredd
      @ammedredd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What I meant to say was ' I agree '.

  • @PruskiWawrzyniec
    @PruskiWawrzyniec 10 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I honestly think that the song where he goes: "Testies, testies, the furher has only one..." would have been much much better than the original.

    • @athull08
      @athull08 10 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Indeed. That was the tune of Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built for Two). He should've said "Testes, Testes, the Fuhrer has only one
      And the best is, poor old Goebbels has none
      And what about Goring and Himmler?
      Their problems are both similar
      They have two balls, but they’re so small
      They look like they’re almost gone"

    • @aughhelpmeimdead
      @aughhelpmeimdead 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +athull08 your song gets stuck in my head most days. it's unbelievably brilliant. just fyi.

    • @axefairy7868
      @axefairy7868 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      holy fuck that's incredible

  • @Drummer2020
    @Drummer2020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    If it ever comes up in a pub quiz: the tune is from a march called Colonel Bogey written by Kenneth J Alford of The Royal Marines. His pen name was Major Ricketts and the tune was also played and whistled in the film 'bridge over the river Kwai'

  • @mary-kittybonkers2374
    @mary-kittybonkers2374 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    This sketch is absolute genius. I knew the song because many of my relatives, who had either fought in WWII or had experienced the Blitz, told me about it and even sang it. To have an entire sketch about it is inspired…and I actually choked on my tea when the car horn sounded😂.

    • @BiblicalMumblings
      @BiblicalMumblings 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It's a train horn.

    • @mary-kittybonkers2374
      @mary-kittybonkers2374 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@BiblicalMumblings Thanks.

    • @markiliff
      @markiliff 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BiblicalMumblings From one of those diesel trains that British Railways introduced ca. 1955!!

    • @davejaguar6532
      @davejaguar6532 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      total and utter genius, I've known the song all my life and this totally cracked me up.

    • @tortysoft
      @tortysoft 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't worry about that :-0 @@markiliff

  • @ericjamieson
    @ericjamieson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    They were originally going to sing this at the beginning of Bridge on the River Kwai, but British censors at the time wouldn't allow it, so that's why in the movie they whistle the melody instead.

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I personally love the orchestration that surrounds the main melody with that one.

  • @drdudemeister
    @drdudemeister 12 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Makes you wonder what the spy went through to get that information

    • @AsDeadAsDillinger
      @AsDeadAsDillinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      _"Many bottoms died to bring us that information."_

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AsDeadAsDillinger bothans

    • @larsgutsein3910
      @larsgutsein3910 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Prince Ludwig : Yes! I was one of his sheep!
      Lord Melchett : His sheep? Not...
      Prince Ludwig : Yes!
      Lord Melchett : Flossy?
      Prince Ludwig : Yes!
      Lord Melchett : But didn't we...

  • @jamesmaybrick2001
    @jamesmaybrick2001 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lol. Grew up in the 70's, post war UK. This song (or near enough) was our playground anthem. "Hitler, Has only got one ball, the other, he left in the Albert Hall....." I cant remember the rest. It was 40 years ago.

    • @IvanHuntDrum
      @IvanHuntDrum 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, he must've had three, because one was definitely at De Montfort Hall!

  • @binaway
    @binaway 8 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    While a POW in Poland my late Dad said they used to sing this. An English speaking guard asked them why they kept singing about Hitler and the other top Nazis. The POW's explained it's meaning. He laughed in a very hushed manner saying no no. You will get into trouble. You must stop.

    • @MahsaKaerra
      @MahsaKaerra 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That guard seemed like a nice guy, proof that not every German was a Nazi. I hope he survived the war.

    • @piershood8454
      @piershood8454 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      binaway

    • @stephenhooker882
      @stephenhooker882 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Für Zat - you fill be schot....

    • @atraxuswraithe6031
      @atraxuswraithe6031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      binaway - Mate, it seems to me that your Dad was a bloody hero, and don't ever let anyone tell you any different. To sing that song in that situation; that took serious guts. If you don't mind me asking, which branch of the allied armed forces was he in? Just so you know, my paternal Grandpa was in the RAAF (Royal Australian Air Force), as a Leading Aircraftman, who worked on Avro Lancasters and Short Sunderlands (British bomber aircraft). Basically, he was in charge of keeping the Lancasters and Sunderlands in working condition and to repair them after a mission. He died 4 years before I was born, but I've talked to my Dad and my Gran about him, as well as found his service records online, so I am, at least partially, familiar with him.

    • @paulreeves7249
      @paulreeves7249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice fairy story got any more.
      It is utter bol-locks but half wits love it.

  • @flanplan5903
    @flanplan5903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This sketch is hilarious, even more so when you realize that the song is a real one. I should also note that I also found the dissonance between Armstrong’s speaking and singing voices (it’s somewhat harder to tell from his singing voice and speaking voice that it is the same person).

    • @JT29501
      @JT29501 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "Realise"? There isn't a British schoolkid who doesn't still know this song, even over 80 years later!

  • @harryohrt5255
    @harryohrt5255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    If I may point out: the tune, "Colonel Bogey March", was inspired by the composer's overhearing of a retired colonel's call on a golf course.

    • @TheShanampan
      @TheShanampan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I may point out it was a diesel engines horn,which were not around in the 40's..

    • @davepowell7168
      @davepowell7168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha ha, you said bogie. Unreal shame..

    • @davepowell7168
      @davepowell7168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheShanampan didn't stop its rejection from the European Song Contest

  • @SvenniTayivek
    @SvenniTayivek 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I wanted to hear the full song about Goering's prick.
    That came out wrong didn't it.

  • @christopherpeden547
    @christopherpeden547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So clever n bloody hilarious got to be one of the best sketches of all time

  • @tiffro
    @tiffro 13 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    this has to be one of the best sketches ever

  • @Kris.G
    @Kris.G 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    3:33 that line was delivered masterfully!

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, by one of the guys who starred in Horrible Histories.

  • @zetaconvex1987
    @zetaconvex1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    This is actually comedy genius.

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Especially as it's played so deadpan.

    • @zetaconvex1987
      @zetaconvex1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gentlemen, I think we've just one ourselves the war.

    • @NoahSpurrier
      @NoahSpurrier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is.

    • @nmajoros
      @nmajoros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's fairly derivative of the Monty's Funniest joke in the world though

    • @GtsAntoni1
      @GtsAntoni1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've come from the future to tell you you're still right.

  • @pavarottiaardvark3431
    @pavarottiaardvark3431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    First time I saw this I absolutely lost my shit at "Testes, testes, the Fürher has only one!"

  • @ghhg213
    @ghhg213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i live not far from a train line , I'm singing this 20 times a day

  • @jimbojones8208
    @jimbojones8208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "You know Hitler's balls?"
    - Yea?
    "You know how many he's always had and that?"
    - Like, two balls or some shit like that?
    "Yea well he's only got one ball now"
    - Random

    • @erikarneberg11
      @erikarneberg11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Isn’t it?

    • @PDFulwood
      @PDFulwood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@erikarneberg11 Isn't it though?!

    • @MrBigCookieCrumble
      @MrBigCookieCrumble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@PDFulwood You know what i mean?

    • @Emsworth377
      @Emsworth377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know what you mean. I'm not some sort of remtard or something.

    • @damageYT666
      @damageYT666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Harsh.

  • @NorbertDoetsch
    @NorbertDoetsch 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    One of the best sketches ever, real funny, alway wondered where this song came from...

  • @EmperorBeef
    @EmperorBeef 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Never before has a single minor third interval been employed to such comedic effect

  • @pressureworks
    @pressureworks ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This song, Der Fuhrers Face, and of course The Killer Joke brought Hitler and his vermon to their end.

  • @mightisright
    @mightisright 13 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Get me my old piano.

  • @lewys93
    @lewys93 13 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time; however, I showed it to my friends and they didn't even crack a smile

    • @TheVickersDoorter
      @TheVickersDoorter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nine years on... did you ditch them and get new friends who understand great humour?

    • @Steve-gc5nt
      @Steve-gc5nt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Were they German?

    • @davepowell7168
      @davepowell7168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They ain't friends they 'comedically challenged '

    • @mipmipmipmipmip
      @mipmipmipmipmip ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you first check how many balls your friends have?

  • @janes.9736
    @janes.9736 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    we sang this as kids. This sketch made me laugh out loud. One of the best.

  • @martydoherty2660
    @martydoherty2660 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Very good. Alexander is a very talented musician. It reminds me of a funny story about English chutzpah or foolishness, take your pick. In the summer of 1940, George Orwell burst into a pub in London, possibly The George on Mortimer Street, and shouted ‘The German Army’s crossed the Rhine! Somebody said ‘Parlez Vous’, and they all carried on quietly supping their pints.

  • @Grymbaldknight
    @Grymbaldknight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    To address some confusion in the comments, the melody to this song predates the version which sings about Hitler. It's called the "Colonel Bogey March", for anyone who's interested, and was composed in 1914 by Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts of the British Army.

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's also used as the main theme tune to the movie "Bridge on the River Kwai."

    • @burtlangoustine1
      @burtlangoustine1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thanks

    • @davidsmith5523
      @davidsmith5523 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It was most memorably performed at one of Hitler's balls though.

    • @amcmenemy5647
      @amcmenemy5647 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Vielen Danke

    • @tonywright8294
      @tonywright8294 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you have any friends ?

  • @nobunaga240
    @nobunaga240 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant sketch capturing all sorts of funny memes or is it tropes

  • @MrMyers758
    @MrMyers758 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:48-2:54 That kick was so powerful it caused the candle to ignite!

  • @tonylia2057
    @tonylia2057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Haven’t laughed this hard ad long till my sides hurt in a long long time...especially when the car horn beeped

    • @Grizzly01
      @Grizzly01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Train.

    • @patersor
      @patersor ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Grizzly01 And a *very* Post-war train to boot 🙂

  • @tonyjedioftheforest1364
    @tonyjedioftheforest1364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Absolutely brilliant comedy genius.

  • @Schensue
    @Schensue 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This song and the funniest joke ever written won the war.

  • @scaryninja1693
    @scaryninja1693 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @MCTheo3 That'd be the one, cheers. They also have some of the "Fast and Loose" improv comedians in the show as well, I've noticed.

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One of their best! How do they come up with this stuff?

  • @yetidodger6650
    @yetidodger6650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is actually comedy genius.

  • @marialac4177
    @marialac4177 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is incredible funny😛, excellent! The first time that I hear about Armstrong and Miiller, genius!

  • @Cabdrum1
    @Cabdrum1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The diesel train .... genius 🤣

    • @TheCatBilbo
      @TheCatBilbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But, during WW2?!

    • @Cabdrum1
      @Cabdrum1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheCatBilbo I think it’s called ‘poetic licence’ .....

  • @LuRawen
    @LuRawen 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a random little song! XD Would be good for a ringtone... :D

  • @athull08
    @athull08 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @TheMotherOfChrist which background music?
    If you mean the tune of Hitler Has Only Got One Ball, that's a military march called Colonel Bogey.

  • @deanberolzheimer2658
    @deanberolzheimer2658 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Comet, it makes your mouth so clean...
    Comet, it tastes like gasoline.....
    Comet, it makes you vomit,
    So get some comet and vomit ,todaaaaay!

  • @athull08
    @athull08 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @alexstewartmovies the train's horn was the first 2 notes of Colonel Bogey, which reminded him of the tune.

  • @kiwisteve6598
    @kiwisteve6598 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gold. Just think what ‘allo ‘allo could have done with the same idea.😅

  • @rossnavy
    @rossnavy 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anyone else notice that German soldier at the end is angelos epithemiou!

  • @Definitely-aDuck
    @Definitely-aDuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is one of my favourite shows. Very funny.

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My mother grew up during the war and she and the other kids sang: ''Goebbels had two like gerbils.'' so you know, all kinds of fun rhymes there!!

  • @IndieVolken
    @IndieVolken ปีที่แล้ว +1

    for the Trainspotters out there ; the sketch kind of falls flat at 2:55 when the 1980s "125 high speed train" horn does the opening notes of the tune Colonel Bogey

  • @athull08
    @athull08 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @LuRawen you can get it as a ringtone, it's a very famous tune

  • @shantibaku7394
    @shantibaku7394 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Isn't the other one in the Albert Hall? LoL. Love it when the horn inspires the tune :)

    • @jonathandown5709
      @jonathandown5709 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are multiple versions yes.

    • @visigothic67
      @visigothic67 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Rob Fraser Kids still sing about the grand old Duke of York, and none of them know why.

    • @zarabada6125
      @zarabada6125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Shanti part of the humour with the horn is that it's an anachronism. The sketch is meant to be set in WW2 but he hears a modern train horn. WW2 trains in the UK would have used whistles instead of horns.

    • @Codex7777
      @Codex7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zarabada6125 - Thank you for explaining it to us mere mortals. We, being thick as shit, were completely ignorant, re' the humour. Luckily someone, with the wisdom of the gods, was on hand to explain the deep profundity beneath the surface. Once again, thank you!

  • @MrKaywyn
    @MrKaywyn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the song.

  • @lewisjones2825
    @lewisjones2825 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dudley Moore used the same tune to parody Beethoven

  • @johnsrabe
    @johnsrabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The song was sung by Ulrich Tukur and Steve Buscemi in the international blockbuster “John Rabe.”

  • @freakyflow
    @freakyflow 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @harpoon66 Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" refers to the many variations on a set of lyrics to the popular "Colonel Bogey March". These are four-line lyrics making fun of the Nazi leaders the train horn was two notes in the song which the voice on the two notes is Bol - locks! or Bollocks which is slang for balls

  • @flannerymonaghan-morris7461
    @flannerymonaghan-morris7461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is hilarious. Also I find the dissonance between Armstrong’s speaking and singing voice to always get to me here.

  • @PedroConejo1939
    @PedroConejo1939 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Out of nowhere this pops into my feed, the week after we were trying to teach the kids at school the importance of (and the words to) Colonel Bogey. Must remember to use it when we return in September.

  • @ebonywatch
    @ebonywatch หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've only got to hear that fucking two-tone train whistle and I'm gone. Inspired stuff!

  • @miambao
    @miambao 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hahaha that fucking train gets me everytime.

    • @Theytoldmetodoit1
      @Theytoldmetodoit1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, and about 20 years too early. Lol

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Given the horn and the sound of it moving, it was almost certainly a car.

  • @ajivins1
    @ajivins1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I foresee an Ivor Novello in the offing...

  • @RelativelyHostile1
    @RelativelyHostile1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:06 is just too fucking hilarious, i burst out in high pitch laughter in the middle of the night and i'm a dude XD

  • @georgeharrod7805
    @georgeharrod7805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Nazis didn't stand a chance after that.

  • @MixedBag27
    @MixedBag27 13 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The best sketch these two have ever done.

    • @tonydoherty2190
      @tonydoherty2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pardon the pun but that's bollocks

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tonydoherty2190 Really two??

  • @RonWylie-gk5lc
    @RonWylie-gk5lc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know, that song must have been a thorn in the side of the Nazis ha ha, it certainly kept the spirits up , clever buggers {as always}

  • @mindrolling24
    @mindrolling24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh this is brilliant!!!

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of their best! So clever!

  • @athull08
    @athull08 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @SadSadDoomDay you can. The tune, at least. It's a very famous tune.

  • @danfozzie
    @danfozzie 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Best Pairing In British Comedy. :D

  • @LordPosho
    @LordPosho 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @harpoon66 There was wartime song called Hitler Has Only Got One Ball - its sung to the tune of Colonel Bogey (the tune they whistle in the film The Bridge on The River Kwai). Its a song you first hear as a teenager at school then you grow up with it. Not sure if its would really be funny to anyone not familiar with Britain.

    • @PhilJonesIII
      @PhilJonesIII 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      We used to sing this song on the school bus back in the 1960s. The driver and conductor didnt just encourage us, they taught us the damn song.

    • @timdowney6721
      @timdowney6721 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, it is funny to one not familiar with Britain. Me. I’ve been humming it and laughing for, now, 46 hours. ;>)

    • @remandstimpy
      @remandstimpy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Tim Downey. Glad you liked it. EVERYONE in Britain knows this song, even those born decades after the war, that's why there are those random bursts of laughter as the audience realizes where the sketch is going.

  • @hindlewalker9330
    @hindlewalker9330 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was a ditty we knew and sang back in the 60's in the playground.

  • @Mikdeelow
    @Mikdeelow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    looool! i’m crying from laughing so hard! and can barely type!

  • @vlengoc
    @vlengoc 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @TJPricey4eva It's called 'On Dangerous Ground' by Ian Hughes
    I was wondering the same thing, used Shazam to find out.

  • @nobunaga240
    @nobunaga240 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Probably their finest sketch

  • @MrGjcannon
    @MrGjcannon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They also serve who only sit and compose bawdy songs.

  • @jeevesthepunk
    @jeevesthepunk 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @alexstewartmovies its the first two notes of the song he writes

  • @josephinebennington7247
    @josephinebennington7247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Only one tiny, but important, observation...the descending two tone Dee Dah should be an ascending Dah deeh. But nevertheless, a brilliant sketch.

    • @ChrisMelville
      @ChrisMelville 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Josephine Bennington My local trains give a descending horn. I guess they must go both ways.

  • @athull08
    @athull08 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @sstelmaschuk YES. The Testes, Testes bit was the tune of Daisy Belle (Bicycle Built for Two).
    He gave up on that too early! He could have said:
    "Testes, Testes, the Fuhrer has only one
    And the best is, poor old Goebbels has none
    And what about Goring and Himmler?
    Their problems are both similar
    They have two balls, but they’re so small
    They look like they’re almost gone"

    • @richardvillafana7743
      @richardvillafana7743 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Change the last line to "They look like they're from a doll"

    • @athull08
      @athull08 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardvillafana7743 Doesn't rhyme. And dolls are female.

    • @gerryatrick
      @gerryatrick 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Last line..They look like they have none at all.

    • @athull08
      @athull08 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gerryatrick Does not rhyme. Has to rhyme with one and none. Also, Goebbels is the one with none at all.

    • @gerryatrick
      @gerryatrick 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@athull08 I said it "looks" like they have one at all, not that they had none at all. They were so small one could hardy see them.
      "They look like they’re almost gone" How does "gone" rhyme with one or none?
      "All" rhymes with "small". "Gone" rhymes with none of the above especially not small or one or none.
      One and none rhyme, Himmler and similar Rhyme but small and gone? Nah.. small and all yes...

  • @Thursdaym2
    @Thursdaym2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Funniest of all. As kids we sang it.

  • @dereksawle
    @dereksawle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the train, lol. brilliant!

  • @LagunaX1
    @LagunaX1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The car horn was amazing lol

    • @teclo1057
      @teclo1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TRAIN

    • @TheVickersDoorter
      @TheVickersDoorter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@teclo1057 I guess being a classic British Rail diesel horn tone, it's lost on those outside the UK.

    • @seankayll9017
      @seankayll9017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheVickersDoorter Wouldn't it have been a steam whistle during the war?

  • @doverandover61
    @doverandover61 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Johnson has only got one ball
    Cameron had two but very small
    Farage kept his in the garage
    and poor old Leadsom has no balls at all ( That´s to be expected )

  • @qhlpp
    @qhlpp 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:07 he forgot to put the bins out.

  • @TangyMeringue
    @TangyMeringue 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:53 Genius

  • @TheMotherOfChrist
    @TheMotherOfChrist 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    whats the background music called?

  • @jeffreyser
    @jeffreyser 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Very good.. I think it would have been funnier if they'd not read out the 'secret' near the start... and left it to the very end to reveal.... but that's probably analysing all the fun out of it; and maybe too traditional a format for A&M... still very good!

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, that's what I think; but then it would be too subtle for the Americans in the audience.

    • @davidsmith5523
      @davidsmith5523 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They might wade in after about three years?

    • @frankmachin5438
      @frankmachin5438 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh, Johnny Cleese over here, the great sketch writer ….

  • @flankspeed
    @flankspeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Gentlemen..."

  • @muninraven3327
    @muninraven3327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There's a bridge named after this. The bridge crosses the river Kwai, but the bridge itself is more correctly referred to as the... "Kawaii Bridge". So adorable!

  • @albion.hlafweard
    @albion.hlafweard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:10 the start of the song

  • @tonycavanagh1929
    @tonycavanagh1929 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when the train went by

  • @garychapman4294
    @garychapman4294 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Brilliant! And I loved brabbins & fyfe 😂

  • @paulklee5790
    @paulklee5790 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Those unsung heroes… how often they pull things off!

  • @Richard_is_cool
    @Richard_is_cool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gerard would like a toy of that PM!

  • @G31M1
    @G31M1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    And that's how they won the war XD

    • @RexOrwell
      @RexOrwell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. It was touch and go for a while.

    • @tommiturmiola3682
      @tommiturmiola3682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quite literaly. It all depended on two things: 1)British having balls and fighting. 2) Hitler having second thoughts several times during the war. This including Hitler not invading England. In the end invasion wouldn't have been even possible as things went but this was mostly because Hitler couldn't even dream of invading England and expected them just to give up and therefore didn't plan for it. Had Germans planed for it before starting the war and gone for it immediately after Dunkirk or capitulation of the France then it propably would have been successfull.