5:55 "This is so awkward, mom! You're dating my ex-husband, who has also married literally everybody else in town, including a psychopathic little girl who literally tried to murder me! My new dad literally divorced me!"
Pam's sprite hair color and her dialogue hair color does not match. This means Pam is two people and you married the incorrect one, the real one is still out there. Watching. Waiting. Possibly drunk driving a bus.
“There should be a mod where occasionally when you look through trash cans, you can find Pam inside. Although it wouldn’t really be a mod, it’s just Pam in her natural habitat.” I love this channel.
“Hello there, Beautiful! Said no one ever to Pam.” “I don’t think Pam can even write. She’d probably just...Punch the paper and shove it into the Mailbox.”
That magical, golden moment during the first cut scene, when Pam asks you to reach around her, and you just.... I can literally hear the second you realize what is happening, and your voice breaks with sometime like disbelief, terror, or hilarity. I think I'm crying
I didn't even make the first minute! What am I doing with my life? On a side note - Pam would make a great wife. She can break anything. A-1 marital quality.
Some guy: stop!!! You must be a pro at stardew valley before you enter this building DF: I have married everyone in stardew vallew some guy: so....!! DF: Including Pam Some guy: you may enter sir 😂😂😂
The commentary in this video is so superb, i can't XD Penny: I don't want your gift DF: I don't want you in my family when I marry your mum -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pam: Bah my front yard's a mess DF: Have you looked at your face? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pam: You got any hogs on that farm? DF: Not yet, I'm probably only a few weeks away to marrying one myself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pam: Hmph, I'm still upset I didn't win the ice fishing competition. DF: Well that's because you used your paws, you idiot. Next time try a fishing rod. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DF: Speaking of the kids, now that we are living with THIS, don't make eye contact, don't make any sudden movements and you'll be alright. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DF: *walks to Pam* Hi Pam Pam: I'm heading out today, snookums. DF: Don't come back. *walks away* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DF: Goddamn it Pam, one of the kids is missing, did you eat it? P.s. OMG did anyone see another Pam in the audience during the wedding? She's between Penny and Evelyn. Are you sure you married the right one?!
I’m counting over 50 Pam insults in just this one episode (yes, I got curious and decided to rewatch the video just to count how many times DF insulted the Pam). That’s what makes it a 100/10
Haha all the burns he keeps giving Pam, so many classic and hilarious ones. One of my favourites is of course: "Good morning beautiful... said no one ever to Pam!" xD
I’ve started watching your videos maybe a week ago and god you are hilarious. Love your videos, keep up the good work man. You had me laughing throughout the video.
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ALL OF THE INSULTS TOWARD PAM I CANT BREATHE
More like SPAM
Just found your channel and started stardew valley, im at 3:00 already and i cannot breathea
Pam is truly just a trash can Disguised as a hog
I can’t breathe!🤣
OMG IT ACTUALLY SAYS HUSBAND AND WELL HUSBAND HAHAHA!
5:55 "This is so awkward, mom! You're dating my ex-husband, who has also married literally everybody else in town, including a psychopathic little girl who literally tried to murder me! My new dad literally divorced me!"
Ellie Larson Pam’s day-to-day life (every other leap day, she is too busy drinking to have a day to day life)
Wait, what was that about murder?
jas
* Confused Sweet Home Alabama *
@@Przemko27Z Jas
“You got any hogs on that farm?” “Not yet. I’m probably only a few weeks from marrying one myself. here’s a beer.” 💀😭
Nakili Games the way he says here’s a beer got me so bad
Timestamp?
Leobastian 04 7:14
@@gamewithni thx
30 to 50 wild hogs
I love how you lost your composure a little at the reacharound part.
12:33 That flawless transition made me lose my shit
haha
romantic af
Another Bites Za Dusto
DEAD
I literally burst out laughing. perfect timing
"I've got a few children you can eat you goddamn ogre" I DIED😂😂😂😂😂
Best thing DF has ever said 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He never swears but when he does it's hilarious
Lol😂
I almost choked on my cookies in mid swallow 😂😂😂
And because today is her birthday she gets a
divorce.
I lost it
"We make a good pair." "Like a fork and a microwave"
I'm still waiting for the assassinate Kent and steal Jodi mod.
Work in progress
Kent is a veteran though, assassinating him is easier said than done. Well, unless you're cooking some popcorn.
redhandsbluefaces hahahahaha
it's a heart event in which he gets a war flashback when Jodi cooks popcorn :D
you'd have to add 2 rooms for that mod since Jodi would have to bring Vincent with her
it's the only thing with higher alcohol levels than her blood
:)
i spitted my tea because of it
I don’t get it
And because it's her birthday she gets a, divorce, another on bites the dust.
*one
Kira Queen
Bro Smh Hayato
@@haveabananaproductions9117 gtfo
If you marry pierre willl he give you a discount?
Lol
Hmm
You think he gives Caroline a discount? I doubt it
WAIT-
Naw he’ll charge you double
DF is now his ex-wife's step father. Well that has to be awkward.
somewhat
Wolf Link and a stepmom too her own grandchildren
XD
That has to be sexy*
Fixed that for ya
At least he's not his own grandfather
Pam's sprite hair color and her dialogue hair color does not match. This means Pam is two people and you married the incorrect one, the real one is still out there. Watching. Waiting. Possibly drunk driving a bus.
makes a lot of sense
It's Mii she was
Possibly?
Yea but mumps hair does not match his black heart of evil
So true
Pam: *Talking about you having food growing on your farm
5 seconds later on the farm: *Spaghetti. EVERYWHERE.
pARPARUS IS IN HEVAN
That was the shrine of the flying spaghetti monster
“There should be a mod where occasionally when you look through trash cans, you can find Pam inside. Although it wouldn’t really be a mod, it’s just Pam in her natural habitat.”
I love this channel.
I mean he’s not wrong, I don’t know why Pam isn’t there already when it basically has her name written all over it.
Ruined the 69 likes
Trailer 15 4 is probably the most fitting name for that creature.
totally
Creature hahaha
i lost my shit at that
Replace "trailer" with "SCP" and we'll talk.
"I got few children you can you eat you god**nm ogre!" -Dangerously Funny may 2017
"Has anyone told you should be a model?- For landfills everywhere." -Dangerously Funny May 6, 2017
so many good quotes from DF this video
AKA fast food
GoldRush // Draco as soon as I heard that I came to the comments to say that.. but you beat me to it. :/
*Goddamn
“Hello there, Beautiful! Said no one ever to Pam.”
“I don’t think Pam can even write. She’d probably just...Punch the paper and shove it into the Mailbox.”
That magical, golden moment during the first cut scene, when Pam asks you to reach around her, and you just.... I can literally hear the second you realize what is happening, and your voice breaks with sometime like disbelief, terror, or hilarity. I think I'm crying
Next episode: marrying mumps
I wish
Plot twist, Mumps divorces you.
WisePictWarrior Just when you're going to divorce Mumps, you find that Mumps already filed a divorce. Instant Divorce.
He needs to marry Gus first.
Fun fact: Somebody is making a mod that replaces Sebastian with Mumps.
Cant wait for episode 1247 when you marry your dog/cat. Though I bet that would last.
gonna be a while
I kinda wanna see that in a mod
@@gamerspizza924 🧐
His smooth, calming voice honestly makes lines like "You godd*nm ogre" and "F*ck you too" about 10x better
I swear this channel is one of the few on TH-cam with a fitting name
Besides Star Wars theory of course, guess what they make?
Because If you laugh you might be sadistic
@@jasonringhofer7961 I laughed through all of this soooooo?
last time I was this early Pam was sober
LIES
Stop snitchin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
so you were never this early?
Now that’s a burn.
Soooooooo
Read more
Never?
Keep on roasting her like there's no tomorrow!😂
Always
There is no tomorrow for her, she'll pass out and forget the whole thing happened when she wakes up after a divorce.
@@MohatuAim so true
@@DangerouslyFunny same old dangerously funny I will always be a Dangerouslyfunny follower yeah :3 I love the content btw keep up the good work yeah
OOOMY GOD 😂”I don’t want you in my family when I marry your mum” BEST roast
2:09
I caught the frame, and yes, it says "I now pronounce you husband and... well, husband!"
i love how Pam says "i'm glad you're mine", i wouldn't be so happy to have mumps.
she's slow
@@DangerouslyFunny That's the only reason your kids didn't get eaten
lol it dit say husband and husband
even the game makes fun of pam
😂😂😂😂😂
gooddealer 😆😆😆
I mean...
Pam is basically a man...
BASICALLY...
might be to code it so she cant have babies :/ they have to adopt? Thats the only thing I can think other then theyre making fun xD
Pam was in the crowd for her own wedding as well!
12:20
"I never thought I'd want to keep a flower garden"
...
*THAT'S A STRANGE LOOKING FLOWER YA GOT THERE*
"I've got a few children you can eat, you god damn ogre
:)
@@DangerouslyFunny now i say pam is a ogre and the final boss thanks
Can somebody tell me why do i find this channel so hilarious??
it sucks
:/
Because it's dangerously funny
@@Hannah-mh3kn you took the words right out of my mouth 😀
wait if you married penny does that mean you married your mother in law
ex mother in law?
You mean ex sister-in-law, right?
Don't you mean father in law?
Loser in law
Swamp-Creature-in-law, actually.
"And because it's her birthday she also get a divorce."
10/10 editing
“I have a few children you can eat, you god damn ogre.” I actually laughed so loud my dog started barking.
I am here for my annual rewatching of this gem.
Still one of the most entertaining videos on TH-cam.
"You got any hogs on that farm?"
"Not yet!"
XD
“There’s nothing like a cold beer in the morning before driving a bus full of people” THAT MADE ME SQUACK
Look out for the alcohol problems.
AKA Pam
I think ive become one of the notification squad as when a notification of you appears i always click on it sooo,,,,NOTIFICATION SQUAD!! :D
11:16 " Husband and..., well, husband!" * cough *
“Pam’s solution to everything: Smash.”
"I've got a few children you can eat, you god damn ogre" IM CRYING
I didn't even make the first minute! What am I doing with my life? On a side note - Pam would make a great wife. She can break anything. A-1 marital quality.
lolz
''I got a few children you can eat you god damn ogre" XD
"I think she is just mad because I divorced her... Twice."
Penny needs some ice with that burn.
All of the shade tossed so eloquently at Pam has me wheezing! 😂
That thumbnail is so good bless ur heart
just get her drunk enough to take the bus to Las Vegas.... I mean that's also a desert.
Pam isnt allowed near large populations
"To" Veva "Los Vagas"
"someone who needs no introduction." *gives introduction*
We make a good pair "Like a fork in a microwave" I Died!
It did say husband and well husband
Some guy: stop!!! You must be a pro at stardew valley before you enter this building
DF: I have married everyone in stardew vallew
some guy: so....!!
DF: Including Pam
Some guy: you may enter sir
😂😂😂
I kept snickering and then she asked if you had any hogs on your farm and I lost it.
Wow, this is by FAR the funniest video I’ve watched so far
It did say husband and husband
Time: 11:16 (You have to also pause it at that time)
4:50 I'VE NEVER HEARD HIM HESITATE LIKE THAT!! XD XD
"As your new dad, listen to what I say." I cried XD
Pam: we make a good pair
“Like a fork in a toaster”
I died
"No need for an introduction - the legendary Pam" *proceeds introduction of pam*
Oh my god all those videos are just too good, thank you so much I'm really having a great time watching them xD
Dangerously Funny , never ride the bus...............................
Again
(Don't drink and drive)
The commentary in this video is so superb, i can't XD
Penny: I don't want your gift
DF: I don't want you in my family when I marry your mum
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Pam: Bah my front yard's a mess
DF: Have you looked at your face?
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Pam: You got any hogs on that farm?
DF: Not yet, I'm probably only a few weeks away to marrying one myself.
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Pam: Hmph, I'm still upset I didn't win the ice fishing competition.
DF: Well that's because you used your paws, you idiot. Next time try a fishing rod.
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DF: Speaking of the kids, now that we are living with THIS, don't make eye contact, don't make any sudden movements and you'll be alright.
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DF: *walks to Pam* Hi Pam
Pam: I'm heading out today, snookums.
DF: Don't come back. *walks away*
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DF: Goddamn it Pam, one of the kids is missing, did you eat it?
P.s. OMG did anyone see another Pam in the audience during the wedding? She's between Penny and Evelyn. Are you sure you married the right one?!
Omg, this was legitimately hilarious. All your distaste toward Pam and marriage in one glorious video
The dialog that comes out of your mouth is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time 😂😂
Your Pam jokes are my favourite ones by far👌🏻
Bow down to the drinking all powerful PAM
He saved that for the wedding night. It was a rough night with the new husband.
Also, at around 8:25 your secret friend for feast of the winter star was Penny. Like you'd make it up to ex-wife #7.
Thx you almost made me spit the water i was drinking in the hog part
"Penny, as your new dad, listen to what I have to say."
I am legendary
Im so glad i found your channel!! This roasting of Pam, omg, i DIED😂
I’m counting over 50 Pam insults in just this one episode (yes, I got curious and decided to rewatch the video just to count how many times DF insulted the Pam). That’s what makes it a 100/10
This video is so good that it doesn't feel like it was 5 years ago.
"I HAVE A LOT OF CHILDREN YOU CAN EAT YOU DAMN OGRE"
IM ACTUALLY DYING
Pam: *happy ogre noises*
Your commentary is priceless XD love the humor
"I pronounce you husband and, well... husand!"
I think I've cracked a rib on this one, gj dude
I love how genuinely concerned he sounds for the kids when giving them the run down.
OMG!!! I am laughing my butt off at you calling Pam an ogre. That was hilarious. You are so funny.
This entire video was an Insult to Pam
I just found this channel and im laughing like hell xD
Not sure why but I burst out laughing at "you dumpster diving bear", quality content.
I keep giving her broken CDs and soggy newspaper,s but she keeps rebuffing my efforts! :(
Are you going to be doing a face reveal one day?
Yes. He said so. He said he doesn’t have a problem with it he just hasn’t gotten around to it or something. I personally want his name more.
You captured Pam's amazing looks perfectly in the thumbnail!
Haha all the burns he keeps giving Pam, so many classic and hilarious ones. One of my favourites is of course: "Good morning beautiful... said no one ever to Pam!" xD
Have you ever played Undertale? I think you would very much enjoy it.
i may try it
oh god
Sounds like immediate genocide
That sounds thoroughly enjoyable.
Sounds like flirting with everyone AND immediate genocide.
I've been waiting for this moment my whole life!
So had Pam
The parsnip shares the same IQ.
Just like abigail and the pufferfish.
"I've got a few children you can eat, you god damn ogre."
10/10
That thumbnail tho 👌🏻
Also greetings from Australia where the internet is absolute crap
hello and welcome
You live up to your channel name in this video.
We are the perfect pair...
Like a fork and a microwave. ❤️❤️❤️
That killed me lol
"Please leave me alone" "I'd rather not. Would you like a beer?" "I don't like your gift"
that voice crack at 3:37 i cant-
Oh my god yessss
I did not fail you this time! I am here on time once again!
Welcome!
DangerouslyFunny Thanks!
I’ve started watching your videos maybe a week ago and god you are hilarious. Love your videos, keep up the good work man. You had me laughing throughout the video.
I like how he insults Pam every 5 seconds after every sentence. I think he saved some good insults for this particular video!
I love this 😂 I'm crying...
heh
How the heck are u so funny!??