Maybe they should get some police in that town, its been nearly a century and im pretty sure everyone is a psycho now just cause of a rich crazy farmer that walks in front of trains for science
"I'm an asshole and the whole village has married me once or twice!" And forgotten, you have to wonder if the ENTIRE town has watched you systematically marry and divorce everyone, only for no one directly involved to remember anything of the event leaving the entire town wondering if they too have been molested by you, DF?
You can have Clint ask Emily out. It's one of Clint's heart events but it only happens if you aren't married to Emily or havent seen her eight or ten heart event.
On the weekends, Clint at ten hearts will say something like, "You visit me on the weekends too? I've never had anyone do that before." I can't really remember what he says, but it is along those lines.
you really should have kept talking to Clint when he said he's a blacksmith, then after he says his father is a blacksmith he says - my grandfather was also a blacksmith, then says something like - want to guess what my great grandfather was? and you can either say a blacksmith or call him a sarcastic jerk, and i chose that one and he got offended LOL that would have been funny to hear you read out...
This is my favourite series on TH-cam- I don't have enough time to play games anymore but I really enjoy watching you be incredibly rude to everyone in Stardew Valley! ♥
You meet the love of your life, right in front of you. You try to make an attempt to say something. You can change your future to live with her. What do you say? "Yes!"
That was me when she was flirting with Shane (my husband), and Clint and my farmer are just standing there watching their hopes and dreams die a little.
Nooooo not my precious cinnamon roll!! Jokes aside hes actually really useful because he gives you coffee everyday :D Also I feel like he,gus, willy and harvey are the only marriage candidates with real jobs (have mixed feelings of lewis because all he does is running around)
I think it would be funny to marry someone like Evelyn or George. Or a mod that allows to marry a already married character (Jodi and Demetrius, Pierre and Caroline, Jodi and Kent are all married btw).
oh my goodness. I just saw this and sighed and said "what's he up to now?" lol! This video was really funny though! And you have learned a lot from editing it. so its all good :)
oOooOOOooh lord since my baby said good bye, lord i don't know what i'd doOoO, all i do is it and sIiIiiIIIiiiiIiIIIIiiiIIgh oh lord that last long day she said goodbye well lord i thought i would cry she'll do me, she'll do you she's got that kind of loving, lord i love to hear when she calls me sweet dAAaAAaaaaAaaAaddy such a beautiful dream, i hate to think it's all OoOOooOover i've lost my heart it seems, i've grown so used to you some how, well i'm nobody sugar daddy now and i'm a lOoOooNesOMe
I got to the stardew valley community and your videos pretty late, but I really enjoy the stuff you post about it. (I keep being told there's a way to make slimes profitable but I can't find it either.)
Tried some different things with this one. I don't like the result but learned A LOT of really great stuff I can use moving forward!
Hey!
I heard that stardew is getting a multiplayer mode. Not the mod. Official. If this is true will you be playing with other yt-ers or fans?
Yes I will make something along those lines
DangerouslyFunny is there something wrong with your mic?
I think you did a good job at least! I honestly couldn't detect the technical issues!
Now marry the most desirable villager of them all... George.
I wonder how Evelyn would react to that.
Pffft! It's obviously Pam not George!
Your all wrong it's obviously Krobus
@@Totallynotemma. Krobus is such a cute creature :3
See! Cranberry is right
Name the children Emily....and than take those away from him!
He gets NOTHING
Samuel Silverstein you know what would be funny... dating Emily while married to clint
XxpinksheeploverxX XxpurpleshephaterxX lol
*then
@@DangerouslyFunny 😂 You a real too, Mumps.
"Oh mumps you came"
Bit early in the relationship for that
"No comment there," might be the best line from DF I've ever heard.
Maybe they should get some police in that town, its been nearly a century and im pretty sure everyone is a psycho now just cause of a rich crazy farmer that walks in front of trains for science
I could be police!
don't forget to marry all the cops
DangerouslyFunny no you're the one guy who everyone likes because if they don't like you you crush there life and dreams
And also because of jas.....
persun100 never hit the train up at the railroad with a scythe... I lost 14 health..
0:23 "if you want me to upgrade your tools you'll have to give me the correct ore" "i'll give you something OREright"
Brilliant
"what can I get you today?"
"Yes"
Sometimes Clint is just a mood
it's kind of hilarious how the dialogue is the characters fault and not the programmers fault, love it.
"Treat men and women equally, they all must die" -DF 2017
your voice is weirdly calming... especially since your characters are psychos :P
Can't get emotional..
"Sorry, dear. Work is calling." - "No, it's not, I'm your only customer." THE SASS 😂
use for your horse: if no one is at the ice cream stall you can put your horse in the stall then you can purchase ice cream from it.
does that really work?
Yep lol
"I'm an asshole and the whole village has married me once or twice!" And forgotten, you have to wonder if the ENTIRE town has watched you systematically marry and divorce everyone, only for no one directly involved to remember anything of the event leaving the entire town wondering if they too have been molested by you, DF?
Clint looks as if he's escaped from Game of Thrones and is hiding out in SDV.
DIVORCE ME SENPAI
OK!
I wish there was a way to get Clint and Emily married. Also Mayor Lewis with Marnie. I felt sad not being able to see those resolved.
You can have Clint ask Emily out. It's one of Clint's heart events but it only happens if you aren't married to Emily or havent seen her eight or ten heart event.
I want to have emily !
I already have 7 hearts to her but she still love clint lol.!
@@semplux5529 I have 10 hearts to her...but I got it when it is winter..Soo I can't buy the mermaid thing
@@muhammadzeva2198 You can, you just need to use a rain totem, then i can rain in winter and you can get the pendent
@Zeva Seswanto its ok you can always marry her anytime!! You want!
"I'll have the Big 'n' Cheesy, with extra sauce"
"Need a tool upgraded?"
"Oh Mumps, you came!"
Great innuendos!
Should make a t shirt
On the weekends, Clint at ten hearts will say something like, "You visit me on the weekends too? I've never had anyone do that before."
I can't really remember what he says, but it is along those lines.
Lol this one was a good laugh.. Clint is so pathetic though it actually hurt my soul a little.
Yea he's really something
DF, chainmail gets all the ladies. I can say that from personal experience.
I'll have to try that
Steel Plate Mail gets the Men.
@@fenrisvermundr2516 Can confirm
Oh that was so sweet that he made a ring for the player! I feel bad that the player was Mumps, though.
"can I play with your hammer?"
How straight forward
Clint: I'm such a nice guy.
Me: Sure ya are pal, that's why you had to tell us that...
x3
March 2016 - "Everything must die"
April 2017 - "They all must die"
Some things never change.
what're you going to do once you've destroyed everybody's lives in the whole town?
Destroy my own?
He will not be able to marry anyone and he will be all alone
Next on DangerouslyFunny: DF marries and divorces everyone in the comments section!
Ahhhh. They kept all of the previous heart events for Clint??? ...One of those 'your true love was your best friend all along' things I guess...
When a farmer moves into your town, is never talks to everyone for like seventy years and then destroys everyone's lives.
you really should have kept talking to Clint when he said he's a blacksmith, then after he says his father is a blacksmith he says - my grandfather was also a blacksmith, then says something like - want to guess what my great grandfather was? and you can either say a blacksmith or call him a sarcastic jerk, and i chose that one and he got offended LOL that would have been funny to hear you read out...
you asshole skdfkjdsfkjds
I did the same lol
You can also call his granddad a clown
During the ten heart event, I was hoping the plank would break and Clint would fall in... Mumps is rubbing off on me....
Well, at least he and Emily have something in common now.
This is my favourite series on TH-cam- I don't have enough time to play games anymore but I really enjoy watching you be incredibly rude to everyone in Stardew Valley! ♥
Yeah I do what I can
I loveee Clint and I was so upset when I realized I couldn’t marry him when I first started playing.
Gets engaged to Clint, jumps in front of a train, yup, fair enough
I wish you could marry Clint in the normal game. He’s so sad but so adorable
Ahh, my favourite youtuber on his usual heart-breaking rampage. I'm excited to see whose dignity you destroy next.
Likely my own
I think next should be Evelyn or George if you can
If I can I will
DangerouslyFunny marry the person in the sewers
Marrying Jas = robbing the cradle
Marrying Evelyn or George = robbing the grave
" hi Clint can I play with your hammer???"
I have never enjoyed watching a TH-camr as much as you! Your videos always make me smile!!
TYYYY so much!
You sound so much more...emotional? Is it the caffeine? I like it lol
New software and stuuuffff
I stared at the title image in shock for awhile before realizing it said Clint and not c*nt 😂😂😂
Not sure how many other people noticed, but when you talked to Clint after you divorced him, he was still at max relationship status.
Crazy story but I was watching this yesterday when my face started to feel numb and I had to go to the hospital, anyways great video.
Never clicked a notification this fast
I love your videos
TYYYYYY
Mustard these videos are basically reinactments of my dreams
Same. Saw this and immediately clicked. :D
You meet the love of your life, right in front of you. You try to make an attempt to say something. You can change your future to live with her. What do you say?
"Yes!"
Your mic quality sounds better than usual
I hope so. I just cleaned it up a little, hopefully for the better
Clint: *flirts with Emily*
Me: THAT'S MY WIFE
That was me when she was flirting with Shane (my husband), and Clint and my farmer are just standing there watching their hopes and dreams die a little.
I love Clint, I wish he could marry Emily like he wants to :(
Well they both married me so..
DangerouslyFunny they can bond over their hatred and love for you, right? That's totally how it should work.
different mic??? quality is kinda weird =/
Same mic, it just doesn't yet mix well with the new audio editing stuff
DangerouslyFunny I kinda like it!
I still need to adjust things more to improve it
I honestly like the sound of your lovely voice in the previous videos more
mic too sensitive but sound quality good
Nooooo not my precious cinnamon roll!!
Jokes aside hes actually really useful because he gives you coffee everyday :D
Also I feel like he,gus, willy and harvey are the only marriage candidates with real jobs (have mixed feelings of lewis because all he does is running around)
Only Harvey is a real marriage candidate
5:17 "And if you slow down the footage, you can pin point the exact second his heart shatters"
DF in Sailor Moon and stardew Valley:
In the name of the Moon!! I will divorce you!!!
Please don't break his heart
Ummmm...
The key to creating a great TH-cam comment is to comment before you watch the video
Too Late
DF: I can't promise you that
Cry about it
getting sentimental about your horse? mh. wondering if you can build a second stable with a second horse?
Good question
careful now. I might just trick you into being nice :O
4:50 Hehehe "He's so stoked right now" like how you stoke coal into a furnace
a probably unintentional pun recognized more than 3 years later...
Your voice sounds so smooth and soothing.
TYTY
We need more bearded guys in SDV
The audio was noticeably better from the beginning. Thanks for ruining people lives - you're doing God's work
Ok I'm glad it's better
your videos just make my days and today it helped out so much with this hangover! keep up the great work 👌😂
I'll have the Big n' Cheesy
lolz
Yes
I'll have two number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45, one with cheese and a large soda
Never even played this game but I marathoned all your videos anyway because I love to waste time and you're funny.
I also love how you just give plain awnsers to youre loyal beloved (not yet divorced) fan base xD
Not yet
I think it would be funny to marry someone like Evelyn or George. Or a mod that allows to marry a already married character (Jodi and Demetrius, Pierre and Caroline, Jodi and Kent are all married btw).
Audio is good! Noticed some weird cuts but that might have been the coffee's doing. Nice content as always
I really love your voice and your videos are hilarious! Keep up the good work!
Clint in a nutshell: "But I'm such a nice guuuuyyyyyyy 😔😔😔😭😔😔😭 I'm so brocken"
Oooh earliest time I've been around for a video release xD
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII welcome
Ayyy a response! Getting a response from a youtuber is always amazing ✨
Mic quality is better in my opinion sounds like an ever so slight echo though, great content as always DF
Yeah that echo is really what's annoying me..
oh my goodness. I just saw this and sighed and said "what's he up to now?" lol! This video was really funny though! And you have learned a lot from editing it. so its all good :)
oOooOOOooh lord since my baby said good bye, lord i don't know what i'd doOoO, all i do is it and sIiIiiIIIiiiiIiIIIIiiiIIgh oh lord that last long day she said goodbye well lord i thought i would cry she'll do me, she'll do you she's got that kind of loving, lord i love to hear when she calls me sweet dAAaAAaaaaAaaAaddy such a beautiful dream, i hate to think it's all OoOOooOover i've lost my heart it seems, i've grown so used to you some how, well i'm nobody sugar daddy now and i'm a lOoOooNesOMe
I read the title and yelled how., My neighbors don’t just think I’m insane, they KNOW
I'm so glad you noticed that random joja cola... it was kinda cracking me up.
Not gonna lie, the L and I in Clint are awfully close together in the thumbnail. Subtle. I like it.
I think you're the only youtuber I know of whos name matches their personality as opposed to anything else
9:22 That ooOOOoooOOoooo was possibly the most human I've ever heard you
7:58 mistake while editing? :D
Yup
I got to the stardew valley community and your videos pretty late, but I really enjoy the stuff you post about it. (I keep being told there's a way to make slimes profitable but I can't find it either.)
i love your vids, you always sound so sarcastic, it is very funny. :)
Thanksssss so much
i think clint's supposed to be wearing a dull wool sweater or something, but i thought it was chainmail at first too.
Whatever it is, it's his problem
"Finally got in front of the train! Let's see what happens!"
Its nearly 2 am & I'm watching all of these videos
Pam, the lady who works in the desert and the kids still need videos!!
Nice video, you have improved from where you started out!
I subscribed the other day, your content is really funny, thanks for making me laugh
Thanks I appreciate that!
Good job on that audio dude. I get to hear that monotone voice just a little bit better.
It was such a disaster for me just to get it to this point
before watching this video i didnt even know clint liked emily
i just knew he was a blacksmith
That's all he is
THIS NEW AUDIO IS AWESOME!
“Hi Clint, can I play with your hammer?”... nice
Poor Clint... Forever Friend-Zoned by Emily.
And divorced by Mumps
Your commentary on all of this is hilarious. XD
I like the new audio quality, but i liked it a little bit better When you were using the old stuff, it was kinda calmer
Hmm I see
Liked before watching, because I know it'll be great!
Heh thanks
Are we gonna cross over single, lonely Clint keeping magazines in his drawers of all places.
Clint is dying inside
Clint: all around are familiar faces-
For some odd reason I really enjoy it, when you are saying "blablabla" XD
Definitely thought the thumbnail for this read "C*NT" rather than "CLINT" lmao, had to double take.
Cheeky, demonetize immediately
I wish Clint was a bachelor after you crush his Emily dreams.
11:52 oh my god Clint is actually agent 47 and he’s been sent to kill mumps.
I love your vids, keep it up!
Thanks I will!
watching this before I perish tomorrow for not having research question
When he was in bed holding the Joja Cola, it was from a heart event with Shane.