Shane, you get this guy to sort the mess that is his life out (as seen by all the heart events) and just when his life reaches its peak in years, you divorce him. Kinda what Mumps does for a living
But granpapap isn't dead he was just locked in a shrine While he was locked in the shrine he reached enlightenment and shed his material form. This is why he looks like a ghost when he meets you. Hitting year 3 frees grandpapap from the shrine allowing him to take his place among the gods.
Since everyone gets invited to each wedding, you'd think they would really catch on with him getting married one day and him asking them to marry him the next day. "Didn't you just get married yesterday? And last week?"
I feel like Lewis is some sort of a devil that made a contract with DF to keep divorcing people while he gets the cash and DF gets the pleasure of actually hurting people emotionally. Wowee!
@@janeenschultz8502 and then Mumps destroys the statues! And then give Lewis more money to makr more statues! Its a circle! Mumps marrys, Mumps divorces, Mumps gives Lewis money, Lewis buys staue, Mumps destroys statue. Over and over and over again!!!!
Something along the lines of them growing cold to you after a certain amount of time without the extra heart, and then having a random chance with going through with the divorce. Would also be cool if you could implement the implied couples (eg:Seb+Abigail, Leah+Elliot) being a reason for divorce, and having the couples get together after one divorced you
Actually, he's the 3rd favorite. Sam is everyone's least favorite, which is sad because he needs more love. Here's the popularity list if you're interested, though: 1. Shane 2. Sebastian 3. Harvey 4. Alex 5. Elliott 6. Sam
And then if you get him up to ten hearts, he says that seeing how much you love each other has changed his stubborn old mind. Warms the cockles of my cynical heart.
I feel like I've gotten that 10 heart "you've changed my view point" message before when my character married Leah and I was getting everyone up to max hearts
@@raisin4406 sounds stupid but I just started programming c#. When I first got to c# I've taught myself already multiple other programming languages (via TH-cam, books and school) and some languages are similar to each other. So I just started programming C# and if I had questions I googled them.
Dangerously funny, You could map out the NPC walking by putting something down for them to destroy. Could fill the entire map with Golden statues? to see where NPC go?
Harvey: “You have a really healthy glow! That’s good!” DF: “Why are you looking at me?” Dang man the guy’s trying to be nice and you shut him down 😂 no hate I’m just saying that cause he’s my husband on my game lol
Harvey: Having a patient's life in your hands and then failing is a thought that will haunt you forever! Harvey has a book called "do it yourself knee surgery".
I just noticed that when they turn sideways during the ceremony, when you go to skip the wedding, they change out of wedding clothes and back into their normal clothes.
There’s actually a really great mod that shows you where each NPC is in the moment your in. I think it’s called NPC tracker or something, but it’s really easy to install
Have you ever wondered where does krobus go on the 1st of winter? Or where does Marnie and Mayor Lewis go from that bush at night? What about this: 1. Go to marnies ranch 2.get an animal and name it "[777]" to summon a error block 3 give it to pam (why not)
Hmmm the fortune teller said that you and abigail seemed happy together and then a couple of months later you make a video saying that abigail is best girl
This was really good I like how you do all of this work for like nothing lel so this will be funny RIGHT RIGHT btw Im drawing your stardew vally character
XD its so funny. My name is Leah so sometimes when you say it, I keep looking up like somebody is calling me. Haha! I am also an artist! But not a sculptor. x3
When I went to the fortune teller they called Sebastian bashful once I married him. They also, the first time I saw them, they knew I’d break up with Sam, Shane, Penny, Alex, and Elliot. They said “I see you breaking many hearts”
Hey DF, awesome as always! Do you know what happens when you talk to the NPCs' parents after you've divorced their kid (Sam, Penny, Maru, Sebastian, and Abigail all have parents in the Valley)?
One of my favorite parts of these videos is DF just casually roasting everyone I wonder if any one gets a sick feeling whenever DF asks for marriage and know their next.
"Hello harvey, everyone's least favorite bachelor" false. He is my favorite, then again, after about a year or two I will probably divorce him, get rid of the kid, and marry Sebastian spook yea
That dialog option at 15:01 Happens if you dont max out friendship options too. I received it with only a few people at 8 hearts and most at 4-6 hearts. If you just wanted to see that, then you wasted alot of time. :P
Abigail is the best wife, and anyone who disagrees, can go have themselves a lovely day, it's all based on opinion, and there's a spouse for everyone, and I can't expect you to agree with my own personal opinion
Hey, DF! About the “finding the NPS” thing: there is a mod which shows you on the map where characters are at the moment by showing you their icons. It’s SUPER HELPFUL.
Weird how the Dwarf attends weddings, I didn't think any of the villagers even knew about him or would accept him into the town. I wonder if they'd be fine with Krobus..
Everyone tell me your favorite NPC to divorce!
Harvey, he's the best
HARVEY
Zach Craftone she loves everybody’s coconuts
Shane, you get this guy to sort the mess that is his life out (as seen by all the heart events) and just when his life reaches its peak in years, you divorce him. Kinda what Mumps does for a living
Emily
She knows...
Marry her.
Sadly u cant without mods lol
And then divorce her! :D
Is marrying someone the Stardew Valley equivalent of... not... leaving any witnesses?
@@starrinq true true
Cymbient Some countries do have laws where spouses can't be asked to testify against each other in court, so...
Just imagine if marrying mumps was a rite of passage
"I marryied him before it was cool!!"
"Well i lasted 3 hours! How long did you last?"
OMG amazing
1 year ago, back when I was funny, we have come a long way
@@PublicVoidStart909 you still seem funny just by saying you arent
5 minutes says harvy
1 year later
Hello
DF: I'll straight up give you a prismatic shard. Lady: *looks into the camera like she's on the office*
pelahnar4 lol yeah I noticed that too.
lol
mhm, _o f f i c e_
HAha
I literally checked straight to the comments to see if anyone had noticed that
the npc's can't divorce you because they're too poor to afford divorce which is 50,000 gold.
Stardew Valley Devs: Let’s make it expensive to divorce so people will be less inclined to do it!
DF: Are you challenging me?
duh
That means ..... I'm poor. Not an NPC, but I've only got up to 8000 gold before.
I currently have 98700
@@elonmusk3586 i never knew elon musk played stardew valley
If I took a shot for every person Mumps divorced, I'd be nearly as drunk as Pam, which means I'd be deader than the player's grandfather.
Would you at least get a cool shrine?
But granpapap isn't dead he was just locked in a shrine
While he was locked in the shrine he reached enlightenment and shed his material form. This is why he looks like a ghost when he meets you. Hitting year 3 frees grandpapap from the shrine allowing him to take his place among the gods.
@@sirmoriarty8230 Pretty sure you're taking things too seriously, bud.
Minty Karma
I’m ngl I don’t at all remember my thought process for when I made that comment... I think I was referencing one of DF’s videos maybe?
@@mintykarma336 im pretty sure it was meant to be a joke
I enjoy how all your ex's still come to your other weddings
They're all a bunch of c u c k s
Guess there's not a heck of a lot else to do in the town, might as well go to a wedding and take bets on how long this one will last.
@@jennifercavenee7572 maby 2 hours
3 hrs at best
@@aimeeturpin4257 one if he uses mod/buff to get there faster
Since everyone gets invited to each wedding, you'd think they would really catch on with him getting married one day and him asking them to marry him the next day. "Didn't you just get married yesterday? And last week?"
Well I think that just shows the intelligence of the towns people. Mayor Lewis and Penny have failed with the education of the town.
"He's only doing it to get wedding gifts out of us!"
good point
Complain 100G for fortune teller
Wasted 50.000G+ on divorce
OMG SO FUNNY LOL.
Is it really wasted though?
Petition for a mod that spouses can divorce you
10 have voted let’s make it 11
Yeeees
Not needed, it will just be a race to divorce and Mumps is always faster.
Plz
@@jessecoffman5614 oof
I feel like Lewis is some sort of a devil that made a contract with DF to keep divorcing people while he gets the cash and DF gets the pleasure of actually hurting people emotionally. Wowee!
We found Lewis's money supply for his statues!
@@janeenschultz8502 and then Mumps destroys the statues! And then give Lewis more money to makr more statues! Its a circle! Mumps marrys, Mumps divorces, Mumps gives Lewis money, Lewis buys staue, Mumps destroys statue. Over and over and over again!!!!
DF is the demon, Lewis is the profiteer. But close enough!
he also married Lewis at some point LMAO
yeppppp
Anyone else wonder how he has made so much Stardew Valley content. This game is deep.
Adam Macintyre it’s more the fan base. He asks for video ideas and we never fail to give him at least one interesting idea
It would be fun if there was a mod that can make the npcs divorce you
That doesn't sound fun ;-;
Someone make that mod
tfw when you forget to say your daily hi to your spouse for one day
You should tell BunnyJumps! He makes mods and I think he might try! It would be HILARIOUS!!!
Something along the lines of them growing cold to you after a certain amount of time without the extra heart, and then having a random chance with going through with the divorce. Would also be cool if you could implement the implied couples (eg:Seb+Abigail, Leah+Elliot) being a reason for divorce, and having the couples get together after one divorced you
Mumps funds the mayor's statue habit.
5:50 "everyone's least favorite bachelor"
me, a harvey stan: *excuse me*
Actually, he's the 3rd favorite. Sam is everyone's least favorite, which is sad because he needs more love. Here's the popularity list if you're interested, though:
1. Shane
2. Sebastian
3. Harvey
4. Alex
5. Elliott
6. Sam
Simple Shades shane is so boring
aya winslow Shane is better pre-marriage. But his suicidal cut scene made me pretty sad
Me, in a happily committed relationship with Harvey- *sOBS*
@@moviestargf idk man, most people love him
Theory mumps retains his youth through sacrificing his children.
If you marry Alex and have less than 10 hearts with george, when you talk to him he said things like two men shouldn't get married
He says that when you DON'T have 10 hearts with george.
corected, mistook "least" for "less", 'i'm no native speaker
And then if you get him up to ten hearts, he says that seeing how much you love each other has changed his stubborn old mind. Warms the cockles of my cynical heart.
@@TheChaoticCanuck cry more
I feel like I've gotten that 10 heart "you've changed my view point" message before when my character married Leah and I was getting everyone up to max hearts
Mumps marrying and divorcing everyone in 1 video!! It must be my Birthday!!
Kirara Lala no it’s mine
Well then happy birthday you two!
It was my mother's birthday today. Does that count?
It's just the usual...
It was mine!
3:54
Abigail: "Oh gosh darn I'm getting serious with him and only him as he gets serious with me and only me
lewis, after the 6th wedding that month: so uh... welcome back everyone,
LMAO
"One of my earlies memories of stardew valley is finding harvey her and thinking, who is this weirdo?" that was like two years, WOW
You "now" have the ability to skip weddings Mhhhm. I have to look over the suit thing I was sure I fixed it.
BunnyJumps You are Legend.
ModMasterBunnyJumps
BunnyJumps, aka DF's slave
BunnyJumps hey - I was wondering, how did you learn c#? (or what you’re using to mod) im tryna learn it as well
@@raisin4406 sounds stupid but I just started programming c#. When I first got to c# I've taught myself already multiple other programming languages (via TH-cam, books and school) and some languages are similar to each other. So I just started programming C# and if I had questions I googled them.
"The crystal ball has moved on!
Just like me..."
The most DF thing I’ve ever heard “actually this is my job I’m a professional marriager”. Omfg I’m dying.
Aby: “I hope u like me pale”
Df:”I don’t like u at all”
Dangerously funny, You could map out the NPC walking by putting something down for them to destroy. Could fill the entire map with Golden statues? to see where NPC go?
Lewis could make that golden statue of all your divorce money
If only we could grow marriages like megacrops and harvest them for how much the divorce costs.
*We’d make BANK.*
Haley: I’m kinda nervous. Aren’t you?
DF: Nah, not really. I’ve done this before.
Me: Yeah. About 800 times.
I got the "are you playing games?" prediction from the fortune teller when I was only dating 3 people and I was so offended haha
Harvey: “You have a really healthy glow! That’s good!”
DF: “Why are you looking at me?”
Dang man the guy’s trying to be nice and you shut him down 😂
no hate I’m just saying that cause he’s my husband on my game lol
"Why are you looking at me?"
***DF gives a bouquet to Harvey***
Mine too
Mumps: well if it fails... another day of my life
Me: HAHAHAhaha *starts to sob*
Someone asks me what your videos are all about, and I quote you, "good morning current husband". Yep. That sums it up.
Harvey: Having a patient's life in your hands and then failing is a thought that will haunt you forever!
Harvey has a book called "do it yourself knee surgery".
I just noticed that when they turn sideways during the ceremony, when you go to skip the wedding, they change out of wedding clothes and back into their normal clothes.
When DF was just a bright-eyed Stardew Valley player, I wonder who was his favorite?
Me being a goody two-shoes I disliked Pam from the very start
He said he likes Leah...because she lives closest.
Pam is shreks daughter
@Lloyd Vaughan Really? I thought she was the mother.
shrek is Pam’s son
The Pam has found a way to be both
Pam is Shrek's dumpster
Pam is shreks son
There’s actually a really great mod that shows you where each NPC is in the moment your in. I think it’s called NPC tracker or something, but it’s really easy to install
As for the green carpet thing, my house has some green carpet, but I think it's from the 80s
For all we know SD could be in the 80s
Caroline has a green carpet too, how cool.
One of my favorite places I ever lived had forest green carpet in the room I stayed in. Loved it.
NPC:what do you farm?
DF:divorces
Edit: I’m rewatching all of the old Stardew valley videos, and I forgot I commented this. It’s been nine months. 😂
Typical DF. Marrieing and Divorcing is an old Tradition. That's why I love him. He is so original!
Kraynak Oofling Marrying*
...dont fall in love with him, he'll divorce you
"does anyone in the world actually have green carpet?" *Looks down at green carpeted bedroom floor.*
i love your hilarious savagery with the NPC's and how you insult them, the sassiest of mumps
He can talk about anything sv related, I love his voice and humor! Btw watched first DF’s video☺️
One time I was dating Sam and Sebastian and she said “a man who’s name starts with s is eager to help you!” Gee thanks real helpful lady
My favorite quote from DF is “Why am I in a log”
Harvey actually does perform surgeries in emergency situations, like when you lose all your health in Skull Cavern.
I don't understand why I love these divorse themed stardew valley videos, but in the time span of a week they are now my favorite.
I-
...
WhY aM i ThE hIgHlIgHtEd CoMmEnT?!.
A really good season for Lewis, he can buy a couple more gold statues.
“I’ll straight up give you a prismatic shard if you want” Lady: refuses by turning head
"Everyone's least favourite bachelor (Harvey)" Harvey being the only person i want to marry lmao
Yo! If you're married to Harvey and you passed out in skull cavern, would he still charge you 1000g?
yea
Mans gotta eat
Man your the one feeding him
You should install the mod that let's you see all the npcs on the map!
Might help you with finding those slackers. :)
Love your channel!
Have you ever wondered where does krobus go on the 1st of winter? Or where does Marnie and Mayor Lewis go from that bush at night?
What about this:
1. Go to marnies ranch
2.get an animal and name it "[777]" to summon a error block
3 give it to pam (why not)
Have not watched the video yet, but I know this video will be awesome! Your videos just make my day 👌💎
Hmmm the fortune teller said that you and abigail seemed happy together and then a couple of months later you make a video saying that abigail is best girl
Morose means sullen and I'll tempered
This is for those who were wondering at 2:41
Sebastion:I think living with you is making me come out of my shell, I think it's g-
Mumps:Nope,go back in your shell
Lewis is buying Gold Statues for divorce money
13:15 the lady looks at you after he told her he can just give her a prismatic shard
This was really good I like how you do all of this work for like nothing lel so this will be funny RIGHT RIGHT btw Im drawing your stardew vally character
"Good morning lewis, you are going to have a good month!"
Suggestions: Can you try out any other expansion mods or a video about what to do in endgame to not get bored/how to get a lot of money
Hoofer Le Goofer
If you get bored start a new game
"The fortune teller's gonna give me what I want, otherwise, they're getting married and divorced." LMAO
XD its so funny. My name is Leah so sometimes when you say it, I keep looking up like somebody is calling me. Haha! I am also an artist! But not a sculptor. x3
When I went to the fortune teller they called Sebastian bashful once I married him. They also, the first time I saw them, they knew I’d break up with Sam, Shane, Penny, Alex, and Elliot. They said “I see you breaking many hearts”
She must have seen your videos XD
7:52 this channel is dangerously funny!
After reaching the bottom of the mine the dwarf shows up to weddings
“I’ll straight up give you a prismatic shard if you want” 😂😂😂
Hey DF, awesome as always! Do you know what happens when you talk to the NPCs' parents after you've divorced their kid (Sam, Penny, Maru, Sebastian, and Abigail all have parents in the Valley)?
One of my favorite parts of these videos is DF just casually roasting everyone
I wonder if any one gets a sick feeling whenever DF asks for marriage and know their next.
Last time I was this early, DF still had new ideas (just messing with you).
when he skipped Alex's wedding, he changed sprite and it was hilarious.
"Hello harvey, everyone's least favorite bachelor" false. He is my favorite, then again, after about a year or two I will probably divorce him, get rid of the kid, and marry Sebastian spook yea
7:50 oh Penny, you poor naive child.
5:58
Are u a med student?
Nobody says general practitioner except med students
11:22 - 11:23 your tractor is alive! it literally moved, facing outside! Please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed this xD hahahaha
Harvey is my favourite ❤️ he’s so kind and sweet and gives great gifts
Courtney Thomas hes also the one everybody forgets about
Evelyn is the nice old lady that gives you cookies ( I love her )The Legendary Pam can go away tho...
I thought the town would confront you. Do you have a mod on?
It only happens is you enter a certain area, the saloon for the boys, and haily/Emily’s house for the girls.
I think he had to go into the saloon to trigger it and he never went in there.
Makes sense, thanks
That dialog option at 15:01 Happens if you dont max out friendship options too. I received it with only a few people at 8 hearts and most at 4-6 hearts. If you just wanted to see that, then you wasted alot of time. :P
Abigail is the best wife, and anyone who disagrees, can go have themselves a lovely day, it's all based on opinion, and there's a spouse for everyone, and I can't expect you to agree with my own personal opinion
5:22
yup the marriage put u in the log
Divorce them while pregnant
He already tried that.
He did that already
th-cam.com/video/L75sJ2l55ag/w-d-xo.html
Nothing happens. Wife gets an abortion
Pierre isn’t in the hole because of joja mart, he’s going bankrupt having to pay for mumps’s weddings.
DF: Everyone literally sucks
Emily: I ate too many bran muffins...
DF: You know what you're half decent but you're still getting a divorce
When Penny says she’s so much more relaxed here than at her old spot in town and DF just goes mmhmmmm I dieddd lol
“I didn’t even know she could read.”
Goodness, just because she eats rocks doesn’t mean she’s an idiot
Please make more stardew valley videos. Your commentary on this game is the best I've seen. 😂
9:31
"Maru, I forgot about her!"
We all have, man...we all have.
0:16 No my heart :'v Poor Sebastian
hey if you struggle finding npcs theres a mod that shows where they are on the map and it makes it super easy to find anyone!! love your vids :)
Hey, DF! About the “finding the NPS” thing: there is a mod which shows you on the map where characters are at the moment by showing you their icons. It’s SUPER HELPFUL.
Weird how the Dwarf attends weddings, I didn't think any of the villagers even knew about him or would accept him into the town. I wonder if they'd be fine with Krobus..
Mayor Lewis: *M O N E Y*
You should've titled this video: "Project:Heartbreaker, *gone wrong!* *Fortune teller knew secrets!* "
I actually just got this dialogue with having about 5 hearts with every one of the eligible people to date. I was pretty surprised.
"You're looking a little pale... I'm gonna have to go ahead and diagnose you with a broken heart."
lmao
Always good to see the new vids!