Fortune Teller Knows My Dating Secrets! - Stardew Valley
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
- • The NPC We Didn't Know...
The fortune teller actually knows my dating secrets.. After successfully marrying and divorcing the entire town, we stop in at the Stardew Valley Fair to have our fortune read to us. After learning that Evelyn might actually be our friend we learn that the fortune teller knows the game we're playing... Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always.
Everyone tell me your favorite NPC to divorce!
Harvey, he's the best
HARVEY
Zach Craftone she loves everybody’s coconuts
Shane, you get this guy to sort the mess that is his life out (as seen by all the heart events) and just when his life reaches its peak in years, you divorce him. Kinda what Mumps does for a living
Emily
She knows...
Marry her.
Sadly u cant without mods lol
And then divorce her! :D
Is marrying someone the Stardew Valley equivalent of... not... leaving any witnesses?
@@starrinq true true
Cymbient Some countries do have laws where spouses can't be asked to testify against each other in court, so...
Just imagine if marrying mumps was a rite of passage
"I marryied him before it was cool!!"
"Well i lasted 3 hours! How long did you last?"
OMG amazing
1 year ago, back when I was funny, we have come a long way
@@PublicVoidStart909 you still seem funny just by saying you arent
5 minutes says harvy
1 year later
Hello
the npc's can't divorce you because they're too poor to afford divorce which is 50,000 gold.
Stardew Valley Devs: Let’s make it expensive to divorce so people will be less inclined to do it!
DF: Are you challenging me?
duh
That means ..... I'm poor. Not an NPC, but I've only got up to 8000 gold before.
I currently have 98700
@@elonmusk3586 i never knew elon musk played stardew valley
If I took a shot for every person Mumps divorced, I'd be nearly as drunk as Pam, which means I'd be deader than the player's grandfather.
Would you at least get a cool shrine?
But granpapap isn't dead he was just locked in a shrine
While he was locked in the shrine he reached enlightenment and shed his material form. This is why he looks like a ghost when he meets you. Hitting year 3 frees grandpapap from the shrine allowing him to take his place among the gods.
@@sirmoriarty8230 Pretty sure you're taking things too seriously, bud.
Minty Karma
I’m ngl I don’t at all remember my thought process for when I made that comment... I think I was referencing one of DF’s videos maybe?
@@mintykarma336 im pretty sure it was meant to be a joke
I enjoy how all your ex's still come to your other weddings
They're all a bunch of c u c k s
Guess there's not a heck of a lot else to do in the town, might as well go to a wedding and take bets on how long this one will last.
@@jennifercavenee7572 maby 2 hours
3 hrs at best
@@aimeeturpin4257 one if he uses mod/buff to get there faster
DF: I'll straight up give you a prismatic shard. Lady: *looks into the camera like she's on the office*
pelahnar4 lol yeah I noticed that too.
lol
mhm, _o f f i c e_
HAha
I literally checked straight to the comments to see if anyone had noticed that
Complain 100G for fortune teller
Wasted 50.000G+ on divorce
OMG SO FUNNY LOL.
Is it really wasted though?
Petition for a mod that spouses can divorce you
10 have voted let’s make it 11
Yeeees
Not needed, it will just be a race to divorce and Mumps is always faster.
Plz
@@jessecoffman5614 oof
Since everyone gets invited to each wedding, you'd think they would really catch on with him getting married one day and him asking them to marry him the next day. "Didn't you just get married yesterday? And last week?"
Well I think that just shows the intelligence of the towns people. Mayor Lewis and Penny have failed with the education of the town.
"He's only doing it to get wedding gifts out of us!"
good point
I feel like Lewis is some sort of a devil that made a contract with DF to keep divorcing people while he gets the cash and DF gets the pleasure of actually hurting people emotionally. Wowee!
We found Lewis's money supply for his statues!
@@janeenschultz8502 and then Mumps destroys the statues! And then give Lewis more money to makr more statues! Its a circle! Mumps marrys, Mumps divorces, Mumps gives Lewis money, Lewis buys staue, Mumps destroys statue. Over and over and over again!!!!
DF is the demon, Lewis is the profiteer. But close enough!
he also married Lewis at some point LMAO
yeppppp
It would be fun if there was a mod that can make the npcs divorce you
That doesn't sound fun ;-;
Someone make that mod
tfw when you forget to say your daily hi to your spouse for one day
You should tell BunnyJumps! He makes mods and I think he might try! It would be HILARIOUS!!!
Something along the lines of them growing cold to you after a certain amount of time without the extra heart, and then having a random chance with going through with the divorce. Would also be cool if you could implement the implied couples (eg:Seb+Abigail, Leah+Elliot) being a reason for divorce, and having the couples get together after one divorced you
If you marry Alex and have less than 10 hearts with george, when you talk to him he said things like two men shouldn't get married
He says that when you DON'T have 10 hearts with george.
corected, mistook "least" for "less", 'i'm no native speaker
And then if you get him up to ten hearts, he says that seeing how much you love each other has changed his stubborn old mind. Warms the cockles of my cynical heart.
@@TheChaoticCanuck cry more
I feel like I've gotten that 10 heart "you've changed my view point" message before when my character married Leah and I was getting everyone up to max hearts
Anyone else wonder how he has made so much Stardew Valley content. This game is deep.
Adam Macintyre it’s more the fan base. He asks for video ideas and we never fail to give him at least one interesting idea
Mumps marrying and divorcing everyone in 1 video!! It must be my Birthday!!
Kirara Lala no it’s mine
Well then happy birthday you two!
It was my mother's birthday today. Does that count?
It's just the usual...
It was mine!
You "now" have the ability to skip weddings Mhhhm. I have to look over the suit thing I was sure I fixed it.
BunnyJumps You are Legend.
ModMasterBunnyJumps
BunnyJumps, aka DF's slave
BunnyJumps hey - I was wondering, how did you learn c#? (or what you’re using to mod) im tryna learn it as well
@@raisin4406 sounds stupid but I just started programming c#. When I first got to c# I've taught myself already multiple other programming languages (via TH-cam, books and school) and some languages are similar to each other. So I just started programming C# and if I had questions I googled them.
Theory mumps retains his youth through sacrificing his children.
Mumps funds the mayor's statue habit.
5:50 "everyone's least favorite bachelor"
me, a harvey stan: *excuse me*
Actually, he's the 3rd favorite. Sam is everyone's least favorite, which is sad because he needs more love. Here's the popularity list if you're interested, though:
1. Shane
2. Sebastian
3. Harvey
4. Alex
5. Elliott
6. Sam
Simple Shades shane is so boring
aya winslow Shane is better pre-marriage. But his suicidal cut scene made me pretty sad
Me, in a happily committed relationship with Harvey- *sOBS*
@@moviestargf idk man, most people love him
3:54
Abigail: "Oh gosh darn I'm getting serious with him and only him as he gets serious with me and only me
lewis, after the 6th wedding that month: so uh... welcome back everyone,
LMAO
"One of my earlies memories of stardew valley is finding harvey her and thinking, who is this weirdo?" that was like two years, WOW
Harvey: “You have a really healthy glow! That’s good!”
DF: “Why are you looking at me?”
Dang man the guy’s trying to be nice and you shut him down 😂
no hate I’m just saying that cause he’s my husband on my game lol
"Why are you looking at me?"
***DF gives a bouquet to Harvey***
Mine too
If only we could grow marriages like megacrops and harvest them for how much the divorce costs.
*We’d make BANK.*
Hmmm the fortune teller said that you and abigail seemed happy together and then a couple of months later you make a video saying that abigail is best girl
Lewis could make that golden statue of all your divorce money
Dangerously funny, You could map out the NPC walking by putting something down for them to destroy. Could fill the entire map with Golden statues? to see where NPC go?
Aby: “I hope u like me pale”
Df:”I don’t like u at all”
Yo! If you're married to Harvey and you passed out in skull cavern, would he still charge you 1000g?
yea
Mans gotta eat
Man your the one feeding him
Pam is shreks daughter
@Lloyd Vaughan Really? I thought she was the mother.
shrek is Pam’s son
The Pam has found a way to be both
Pam is Shrek's dumpster
Pam is shreks son
NPC:what do you farm?
DF:divorces
Edit: I’m rewatching all of the old Stardew valley videos, and I forgot I commented this. It’s been nine months. 😂
"The crystal ball has moved on!
Just like me..."
The most DF thing I’ve ever heard “actually this is my job I’m a professional marriager”. Omfg I’m dying.
When DF was just a bright-eyed Stardew Valley player, I wonder who was his favorite?
Me being a goody two-shoes I disliked Pam from the very start
He said he likes Leah...because she lives closest.
Haley: I’m kinda nervous. Aren’t you?
DF: Nah, not really. I’ve done this before.
Me: Yeah. About 800 times.
Harvey: Having a patient's life in your hands and then failing is a thought that will haunt you forever!
Harvey has a book called "do it yourself knee surgery".
Someone asks me what your videos are all about, and I quote you, "good morning current husband". Yep. That sums it up.
Typical DF. Marrieing and Divorcing is an old Tradition. That's why I love him. He is so original!
Kraynak Oofling Marrying*
...dont fall in love with him, he'll divorce you
One time I was dating Sam and Sebastian and she said “a man who’s name starts with s is eager to help you!” Gee thanks real helpful lady
As for the green carpet thing, my house has some green carpet, but I think it's from the 80s
For all we know SD could be in the 80s
Caroline has a green carpet too, how cool.
One of my favorite places I ever lived had forest green carpet in the room I stayed in. Loved it.
Mumps: well if it fails... another day of my life
Me: HAHAHAhaha *starts to sob*
I got the "are you playing games?" prediction from the fortune teller when I was only dating 3 people and I was so offended haha
I just noticed that when they turn sideways during the ceremony, when you go to skip the wedding, they change out of wedding clothes and back into their normal clothes.
There’s actually a really great mod that shows you where each NPC is in the moment your in. I think it’s called NPC tracker or something, but it’s really easy to install
He can talk about anything sv related, I love his voice and humor! Btw watched first DF’s video☺️
Abigail is the best wife, and anyone who disagrees, can go have themselves a lovely day, it's all based on opinion, and there's a spouse for everyone, and I can't expect you to agree with my own personal opinion
XD its so funny. My name is Leah so sometimes when you say it, I keep looking up like somebody is calling me. Haha! I am also an artist! But not a sculptor. x3
5:58
Are u a med student?
Nobody says general practitioner except med students
Harvey actually does perform surgeries in emergency situations, like when you lose all your health in Skull Cavern.
When I went to the fortune teller they called Sebastian bashful once I married him. They also, the first time I saw them, they knew I’d break up with Sam, Shane, Penny, Alex, and Elliot. They said “I see you breaking many hearts”
She must have seen your videos XD
"does anyone in the world actually have green carpet?" *Looks down at green carpeted bedroom floor.*
Sebastion:I think living with you is making me come out of my shell, I think it's g-
Mumps:Nope,go back in your shell
A really good season for Lewis, he can buy a couple more gold statues.
Morose means sullen and I'll tempered
This is for those who were wondering at 2:41
My favorite quote from DF is “Why am I in a log”
i love your hilarious savagery with the NPC's and how you insult them, the sassiest of mumps
You should install the mod that let's you see all the npcs on the map!
Might help you with finding those slackers. :)
Love your channel!
Lewis is buying Gold Statues for divorce money
Suggestions: Can you try out any other expansion mods or a video about what to do in endgame to not get bored/how to get a lot of money
Hoofer Le Goofer
If you get bored start a new game
Have not watched the video yet, but I know this video will be awesome! Your videos just make my day 👌💎
"Everyone's least favourite bachelor (Harvey)" Harvey being the only person i want to marry lmao
Hey DF, awesome as always! Do you know what happens when you talk to the NPCs' parents after you've divorced their kid (Sam, Penny, Maru, Sebastian, and Abigail all have parents in the Valley)?
This was really good I like how you do all of this work for like nothing lel so this will be funny RIGHT RIGHT btw Im drawing your stardew vally character
Last time I was this early, DF still had new ideas (just messing with you).
"Hello harvey, everyone's least favorite bachelor" false. He is my favorite, then again, after about a year or two I will probably divorce him, get rid of the kid, and marry Sebastian spook yea
*your pickaxe isn’t strong enough*
I thought the town would confront you. Do you have a mod on?
It only happens is you enter a certain area, the saloon for the boys, and haily/Emily’s house for the girls.
I think he had to go into the saloon to trigger it and he never went in there.
Makes sense, thanks
DF: Everyone literally sucks
Emily: I ate too many bran muffins...
DF: You know what you're half decent but you're still getting a divorce
After reaching the bottom of the mine the dwarf shows up to weddings
Playing sdv when you share a name with Alex is incredibly awkward
Divorce them while pregnant
He already tried that.
He did that already
th-cam.com/video/L75sJ2l55ag/w-d-xo.html
Nothing happens. Wife gets an abortion
Have you ever wondered where does krobus go on the 1st of winter? Or where does Marnie and Mayor Lewis go from that bush at night?
What about this:
1. Go to marnies ranch
2.get an animal and name it "[777]" to summon a error block
3 give it to pam (why not)
Harvey is my favourite ❤️ he’s so kind and sweet and gives great gifts
Courtney Thomas hes also the one everybody forgets about
I got that answer from the fortune teller when I was dating everyone at 10 hearts and engaged to sebastian so this video could have taken a much shorter time
DF, I think you forgot about Harvey. Pretty sure you can marry him, if my memory serves me right.
But he did marry Harvey...
I always wonder why you don't just use a mod that shows NPC locations on the map. There's a few of them out there. No more searching around, that way.
“I’ll straight up give you a prismatic shard if you want” Lady: refuses by turning head
They should make an button for DF that says “INSTANT DIVORCE”
Weird how the Dwarf attends weddings, I didn't think any of the villagers even knew about him or would accept him into the town. I wonder if they'd be fine with Krobus..
How dod penny's trailer house turned into a normal house?
That dialog option at 15:01 Happens if you dont max out friendship options too. I received it with only a few people at 8 hearts and most at 4-6 hearts. If you just wanted to see that, then you wasted alot of time. :P
Idk if you will ever see this, but i found out what's behind the community center! on xbox, if you press X, then you find a junimo statue in the corner!! idk if you already knew this but-
My least favorite bachelor(ette) is Maru. I just don't care for her at all. I don't dislike her, I'm just extremely neutral with her and that is a weird feeling for me, it's very rare I feel neutrally on something or someone 😂
Evelyn is the nice old lady that gives you cookies ( I love her )The Legendary Pam can go away tho...
You should've titled this video: "Project:Heartbreaker, *gone wrong!* *Fortune teller knew secrets!* "
🤔you spend your life on this game, and yet......you can't remember how many people can be married? 🤔🤔🤔😥
“I didn’t even know she could read.”
Goodness, just because she eats rocks doesn’t mean she’s an idiot
"The fortune teller's gonna give me what I want, otherwise, they're getting married and divorced." LMAO
NO NO NO THÉ ALEX NO (my em Brasil significa que eu sou do Brasil e tbm eu casei com o Alex então só não mexe com ele; -;
I m starting come out from My shell, i think It s good for me.
Df: NO GO BACK INTO YOUR SHELL 😂
Pierre isn’t in the hole because of joja mart, he’s going bankrupt having to pay for mumps’s weddings.
"Good morning lewis, you are going to have a good month!"
Something you've probably already tested, but what happens if you try give the pendant to 2 people on the same day?
Very late, but the second person is like "hey didn't you get engaged to ... today?" And decline
Hey DF supposedly if you are dating all the male/females and then go into the cutscene where they confront you about it, BUT you have a rabbits foot in your inventory they will gossip with about people instead of hate you. The differing cutscene is apparently different for all males and all females as well
He already did it
th-cam.com/video/NbyC1Cb0iYg/w-d-xo.html
I don't understand why I love these divorse themed stardew valley videos, but in the time span of a week they are now my favorite.
I-
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WhY aM i ThE hIgHlIgHtEd CoMmEnT?!.
when he skipped Alex's wedding, he changed sprite and it was hilarious.
5:22
yup the marriage put u in the log
Mayor Lewis: *M O N E Y*
I had to turn the video off before you married Abigail because I married Abigail and it feels morally wrong watching you do it...