Where Did the F-Word Come From?

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    In the video today, we're looking at the rather interesting origin of the f-word and how this Swiss army knife of the English language came to be.
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  • @TodayIFoundOut
    @TodayIFoundOut  4 ปีที่แล้ว +931

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    • @justinpeters347
      @justinpeters347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Today I Found Out hi there!

    • @xenobestx8423
      @xenobestx8423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Here before this comment blows up.

    • @justinpeters347
      @justinpeters347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

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    • @zapstarfr
      @zapstarfr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@xenobestx8423 my gf said the same thing to me

    • @drewdurant3835
      @drewdurant3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Today I Found Out thank you guys!!

  • @Quantum-
    @Quantum- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3595

    It was fantastic watching Simon struggle with being professional during this entire video.

    • @PGar58
      @PGar58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      And yet he pulled it off.

    • @cuttwice3905
      @cuttwice3905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      You should watch him on Business Blaze - he doesn't give a fuck.

    • @colinp2238
      @colinp2238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@PGar58 Not in public I hope.

    • @ilovecoffeev
      @ilovecoffeev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@colinp2238fuckin' well played, good Sir😂😂

    • @mariooiram7546
      @mariooiram7546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      True fans know the Nicolas Cage one lmao.

  • @RikkiJVelez
    @RikkiJVelez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Simon losing his professionalism is the most adorable thing ever.

    • @RikkiJVelez
      @RikkiJVelez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Armando Gonzalez I was not prepared to see that side of Simon, holy shit!

    • @RillianGrant
      @RillianGrant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RikkiJVelez So much cocaine

    • @doxx2265
      @doxx2265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@RikkiJVelez Welcome to the cult lol

    • @nullshock3381
      @nullshock3381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He has professionalism?!...I think I may be watching business blaze too much.

    • @RikkiJVelez
      @RikkiJVelez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nullshock3381 Yeah I’ve since started watching him on Business Blaze and saw a whole different side of him that I really liked. I still think he’s adorable.

  • @KyleCowden
    @KyleCowden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Simon talking about and using the word with a straight face and intellectually exploring its origins is in itself, hilarious.

    • @matthieumeewis
      @matthieumeewis ปีที่แล้ว +6

      though it was clearly hard to keep a straight face

    • @ronniebrown2517
      @ronniebrown2517 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      but was it f ing hilarious

    • @cori1302
      @cori1302 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With a British accent yet! 🎉😂

  • @djsting
    @djsting ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Watching Simon struggle to keep it together is almost as good as "Biggus Dickus"

  • @phlushphish793
    @phlushphish793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    When I was a small child in the late 60's, we looked up 'fart' in the dictionary. It read: "An explosion between the legs."

    • @bubbarat8679
      @bubbarat8679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yes I did the same and thats the definition I remember

    • @melsis2785
      @melsis2785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Haha

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I remember it as "a slight explosion between the legs".

    • @alilordoftheskies5079
      @alilordoftheskies5079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Honestly though. Sometimes it really feels like that

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Crazy times

  • @6ixConfessions
    @6ixConfessions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    There's someting weirdly appealing about listening to someone who speaks so eloquently drop the 'F' word. And I love it when Simon loses it. 😃😄😆😂🤣😅

    • @jimmynuzum4790
      @jimmynuzum4790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHA

    • @deepee918
      @deepee918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Amen when a proper Englishman losses his shit🤣

    • @deepee918
      @deepee918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn how you doing tho... Just saw your profile pic lol Kim mmm. Sorry if I didn't someone worse would've...

    • @mannamedisaak3316
      @mannamedisaak3316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kimm 65 yeah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @SweetTooth8989
      @SweetTooth8989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes you're right. It's cause we don't expect it from Simon as much as some others.

  • @edbecka233
    @edbecka233 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    One of my sons enshrined my multilingual vocabulary of obscenities in a school paper. I distinctly remember him using the phrases, "turn the air blue" and "ran out of breath before running out of variations".
    Note: I came by it honestly, having been a Red Cross First Aid Instructor, a Diesel mechanic/welder/fabricator (in my Dad's shop, where I learned "whore-raper" "whorebaby" and "morphidite"), an Infantryman, a Jailer, Deputy Sheriff, Patrol Shift Sergeant, LE Dispatcher, and a Firearms Instructor/Armorer/Rangemaster under both the military and Law Enforcement hats. I have had trainees who, during a lull in the class, asked me to see how long I could extend a rant without exhausting my repertoire.

    • @catebrooks6779
      @catebrooks6779 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Can... may I PLEASE help you write your memoir??!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉❤😊

    • @jessicahay9305
      @jessicahay9305 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is so great

    • @edbecka233
      @edbecka233 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@catebrooks6779 As a matter of fact, my shooting buddy has been pushing me to start writing it.

    • @edbecka233
      @edbecka233 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jessicahay9305 Thank you! Peer recognition is the best kind of positive reinforcement.

  • @domomitsune5920
    @domomitsune5920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I love it when Simon talks about the stuff. We get to hear him swear because it's educational, the perfect loophole. Now only if someone would do a book report about this in school so they could be allowed to legally curse.

    • @Seawitch907
      @Seawitch907 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love his no filter,dirty mouth! Mine is also shocking

    • @craigcorson3036
      @craigcorson3036 ปีที่แล้ว

      To my knowledge, there is no law against using curse words, anywhere in the English-speaking world.

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It might fall under "public nuisance" laws possibly?@@craigcorson3036

  • @AnimalFacts
    @AnimalFacts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1331

    Today, I F**king Found Out
    This was hilarious.

  • @nobye420
    @nobye420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    "The most useful word in the English language."
    Accurate.

    • @rachaelsdaddontdrink
      @rachaelsdaddontdrink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fuck yeah!

    • @0G-Ghost
      @0G-Ghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fucking accurate*

    • @ATW5O3
      @ATW5O3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fucking A brother!

    • @Jmjholden
      @Jmjholden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@0G-Ghost I opened the thread to comment the same thing

    • @titan133760
      @titan133760 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's fucking right

  • @Chris_at_Home
    @Chris_at_Home 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In the late 60s I was a freshman in school and we had a substitute teacher in English one day. At the start of class he had a student close the door and he wrote this word on the chalk board and explained its origin.

  • @ElectronicsGuy666
    @ElectronicsGuy666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    While I enjoy Simon’s style of narration on this channel the most, this episode has by far his best delivery.

  • @ThrottleKnife
    @ThrottleKnife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    I love how "always serious and informative" Simon can't even get through the first 1/3 of the video without letting his inner 12 year old cracking through the facade

    • @Kelnor277
      @Kelnor277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ThrottleKnife you should check out Simon’s business blaze channel.

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Watch business blaze!! Crack On!!

    • @gregorytaylor7969
      @gregorytaylor7969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I knew it would just be a question of when, not if. And in fairness to Simon, I went from inner amusement to actual laughing at the exact same time.

    • @sixarmedpsycho_9
      @sixarmedpsycho_9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *fuckade.

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "the swiss army knife of the english language." :) yes.

    • @mikemissel7785
      @mikemissel7785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also every language

    • @Sukerkin
      @Sukerkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      :grins: That’ll be why an old army friend of mine could make entire sentences out of the word :)

    • @uncbadguy
      @uncbadguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The universal adjective.

    • @wentoneisendon6502
      @wentoneisendon6502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes it fucking is

    • @bunnyluver2176
      @bunnyluver2176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right! Very funny, sly joke.

  • @nosuchthing8
    @nosuchthing8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Simon should be given some prize for being serious as long as he was.

  • @JaredLS10
    @JaredLS10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I damn near broke down in tears from laughing so hard when he pronouncing the names. 

  • @davidg2521
    @davidg2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Well done to Upstart for agreeing to sponsor this video.

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only advertizing link I ever clicked on. TH-cam/advertizers (or whoever the censors are) not supporting abusive toxic videos and their makers is fine. Trying to brow beat people because they aren't "yes, maam. no, maam." conformists is toxic and those doing that don't deserve support.

    • @FedoraDog13
      @FedoraDog13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know who I'm going to next time a need a loan! :)

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FedoraDog13 you mean a fucking loan.

  • @shanelorrison5224
    @shanelorrison5224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    This is hands downs the VERY BEST video Simon has ever hosted. Ever.

    • @amandabromell9660
      @amandabromell9660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have you seen business blaze? It's a whole other Simon

    • @shanelorrison5224
      @shanelorrison5224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amanda Bromell - No, I haven’t. Really, I just liked all the F-Bombs Simon drops in this video.

    • @___LC___
      @___LC___ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Business Blaze Simon is the man behind the narrations. He’s the best of all. Of course, hats off to Danny for the great script work.

    • @JackDanyaKemplin
      @JackDanyaKemplin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you mean, "This is hands fucking down the very fucking best video fucking Simon has ever fucking hosted, fuck!"

    • @n3Cr0ManCeD
      @n3Cr0ManCeD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Correction: This is hands downs the VERY FUCKING BEST video Simon has ever hosted. Ever.
      There. Fixed it.

  • @sherifkadir
    @sherifkadir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'd be shocked if this wasn't de-monetized; or maybe not because it falls under a little known TH-cam educational video exemption policy. Made all the more wonderful seeing Simon struggling to keep it together.

  • @brisiplays3899
    @brisiplays3899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Simon when he realized that this video will undoubtedly get demonetized: “Ah fuck it, my fucking audience needs this one.”
    Lol!

  • @adamsimmons631
    @adamsimmons631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Simon : “Thank you for f*****g watching”
    Me: “You’re f*****g welcome”

    • @RebelAlliance42
      @RebelAlliance42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha me too!

    • @bkdmode
      @bkdmode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It is amusing that in spite of the fact that the video uses the word multiple times and shows it printed across multiple graphics, you still feel the need to edit out the words in your comment. That is just fucking hilarious!

    • @JohnathanCamien
      @JohnathanCamien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me: that was a good f-cking video
      Mother (in the other room): hey watch your f-cking mouth

    • @EMurph42
      @EMurph42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Best closing ever!! Love it!!!

    • @Curry3659
      @Curry3659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bkdmode agreed

  • @henkh8740
    @henkh8740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    In Dutch, "fok" means to breed. A "fokker" is a breeder.

    • @theemeraldfalcon9184
      @theemeraldfalcon9184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      So fokker airplanes... Oh no... Does that mean...
      *They Dropped F-Bombs?*
      *Or maybe even Sexbombs*

    • @gamerkaren5691
      @gamerkaren5691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Makes sense

    • @aceclub3555
      @aceclub3555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Gamer Karen. This name confuses me for you must be from an alternate universe to be comprehended.

    • @MrPoupard
      @MrPoupard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Interesting.

    • @amm0gamm0
      @amm0gamm0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Focke Wulf

  • @sirgalahadks
    @sirgalahadks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    While researching old yearbooks at my alma mater, I soon came to the realization as why they no longer called the institution Friends University of Central Kansas. Seeing undergraduates proudly donning sweatshirts that read FUCK, made it quite clear.

    • @nicholase2868
      @nicholase2868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha you went there? We joked about that place so much, especially the fact that it was a Christian college who chose that name.

    • @sirgalahadks
      @sirgalahadks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicholase2868 It was an interesting place. Originally called Garfield University, it was purchased by a Mr. Davis from Saint Louis and gifted to the Friends Society. Thus the name Friends University. At one point they changed from the Q-men to a duck mascot. I always thought the Quackers was because of the Quaker aspect. Wrong. Ak lot of farm boys went to the university and came with their duck calls. Very impressive during basketball games I was told. We had a sister community college who at the time I went to the university was called Friends Bible College. It was usually referred to as Friends Bridal College as most of the married student came from that college..

  • @jmanj3917
    @jmanj3917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The Swiss Army Knife of the English language" ...Classic! Reminds me of the US Marine Corps, where men learn how to use the word "f*ck" seven times in a four-word sentence...lol

  • @nickbalmes6640
    @nickbalmes6640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I can happily appreciate Simon valiantly holding in his laughter. Nvm he gave in 🤣

  • @JadenNeko
    @JadenNeko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Simon was so precious when he had to giggle, showing us his inner child.

    • @___LC___
      @___LC___ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Check out Business Blaze, you get real Simon all the time, and he’s fucking hilarious.

  • @EyesOfByes
    @EyesOfByes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oh how I f**king needed this on Nov 5th 2020, really made me giggle and in a better mood

    • @LS-ct4oj
      @LS-ct4oj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you really couldnt just type fucking?

  • @richardfredericks4069
    @richardfredericks4069 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Give Simon an Emmy for keeping a straight face and semi serious daminor during the video. Reminds me of the old wav file, the f word

  • @Matt_Bright_1983
    @Matt_Bright_1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Seeing the always stoic Simon losing his shit trying to pronounce those names is the best thing I've seen all week

    • @johnwilson1094
      @johnwilson1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please! "Schmidt"! named after the Apollo Astrronaut, Harriston, "Jack" Schmidt.

  • @wilburdesouza
    @wilburdesouza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I want to see the blooper reel! That would be the best of Today I Found Out!!!

  • @allanstuart3808
    @allanstuart3808 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    THANK YOU, SIMON. A lot of excellent information and you didn't miss a beat!

  • @crazyphrog6289
    @crazyphrog6289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was brilliant. I wonder how many takes it took outside of the ones shown in the middle. I don't think I would be able to sit there as straight faced as Simon did. F**king well done.

  • @TheShadowPhoenix
    @TheShadowPhoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    This is the wholesome, quality content I came for

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And this is the sarcastic comment I enjoy!

    • @sammisabbie
      @sammisabbie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fuck yes it is!

  • @Docwilson91
    @Docwilson91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Everyone’s inner 12 year old self came out while watching this video 😂

    • @jessicamilestone4026
      @jessicamilestone4026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mike Wilson I had tears running down my cheeks. Thought I was gonna get a Hernia. JK

    • @TheAuron32
      @TheAuron32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      bold of you assume some of us hide it 😂

    • @fifimsp
      @fifimsp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For sure. I was really losing it during the poetry.

    • @KlodFather
      @KlodFather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey Bevis... He said F#CK... ha ha ha ha

  • @kenhelmers2603
    @kenhelmers2603 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You folk cover many topics that make me grin, this was by the most fun!

  • @truckerdaddy-akajohninqueb4793
    @truckerdaddy-akajohninqueb4793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You both did so well, bravely explain the situation. Bravo 👍 And bravo on the workaround ❤️👍

  • @ForeverLumoz
    @ForeverLumoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Listening to Simon laughing out loud makes me feel a lot better about me laughing so hard I made my neighbour stop playing the piano... I may be unpopular here now 🤔 But wow, that was an amazing laugh 😂😂😂

    • @Nomarura
      @Nomarura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Line B you should watch Business Blaze, he laughs constantly over there

    • @allonifrah3465
      @allonifrah3465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is legit the first time I've seen him laught. In all other video's I've seen of him he's always been dead serious, just like in the beginning of this video.
      I thought I was the only one who nearly peed himself when I saw him laugh. I can no longer cry when I'm sad, that door is welded shit, but I just cried 8 liters of brine while laughing my ass of watching this.
      I haven't laughed this hard in over 6 years. Fuck. 😂

    • @allonifrah3465
      @allonifrah3465 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @old_arsed_eldergoth2800
      @old_arsed_eldergoth2800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love it when he breaks character on the "serious" channels 😂

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Business Blaze is absolutely hilarious!

  • @Theresho.Komane
    @Theresho.Komane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    This has to be one of the most hilarious shows he has ever done🤣🤣🤣.
    John le Fucker🤣🤣🤣

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What you think this is funny?
      You must be one of those Little Fucker's

    • @ross-carlson
      @ross-carlson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Go watch Business Blaze as he cracks up constantly there, he's great!

    • @Nate-bn5kk
      @Nate-bn5kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucker begger!

    • @Theresho.Komane
      @Theresho.Komane 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ross-carlson thanks mate I will do just that.

  • @straightrippnable706
    @straightrippnable706 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate your dissertation, Simon, i'm relieved to have the fun taken out of it, with such analysis. I approve!

  • @davidpistek6241
    @davidpistek6241 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like about all the videos you make ,but this is absolutely hilarious, thanks

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    The F word is for Friends who do stuff together

    • @chemojacko4172
      @chemojacko4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "U" is for you and me 🎶

    • @maddiehat4608
      @maddiehat4608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "N" is for anywhere and anytime at all
      DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!!!

    • @maddiehat4608
      @maddiehat4608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "F" is for fire that burns down@Moogle Midgar

    • @pragmaticcynicism6911
      @pragmaticcynicism6911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Where do we trade in all these friends without benefits?

    • @stianberg5645
      @stianberg5645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Moogle Midgar U is for uranium, bombs

  • @dillonshafer3895
    @dillonshafer3895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love how uncensored this one was, and Simon cracking up is great

  • @tilltillkanicastic13
    @tilltillkanicastic13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This made my day. Thank you for composing one of the best videos I've watched in a while.

  • @fee4756
    @fee4756 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bravo Simon, by far my fav video of yours. Tooooo funny!!

  • @Lextermine7
    @Lextermine7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    The British accent makes this 1000 times funnier 😂😂😂

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about a Scottish accent?

    • @xvor_tex8577
      @xvor_tex8577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Josh in Scottish it’s Foock

    • @Wastingsometimehere
      @Wastingsometimehere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BBC, After Dark.

    • @psammiad
      @psammiad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's not a "British accent", it's an English accent.

    • @mitchellquartero
      @mitchellquartero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

  • @itsjustkevin6652
    @itsjustkevin6652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    that made my day, the credits at the end was a bonus itself

    • @steelerspittsburgh875
      @steelerspittsburgh875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG ! 🤣🤣

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Fucking Host:
      Fucking golden

    • @russel9083
      @russel9083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I almost missed that! 😂

  • @chroniclesoflucifer
    @chroniclesoflucifer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent episode! Thank you!

  • @somewhatnerdy8112
    @somewhatnerdy8112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    out of ALLLLL of Simons videos i have ever fucking watched, this one is by far my most favorite one. absolutely love it Simon.

  • @nunocspinto
    @nunocspinto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I believe I've never heart this f-word said this many times without censorship... Incredible video, Simon. Your laughing moment was hilarious!

    • @kroushtwilight5487
      @kroushtwilight5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It made me really fuckin' happy that they included that little blooper to show his humanity, heh~

    • @scottmcman7659
      @scottmcman7659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fun fact: The Wolf of Wall Street holds the record for most times said in a film at 506. A record previously held by Summer of Sam with 435. Frankly, I stopped using profanity many years ago. I don't want my daughter to grow up and be like far too many young people today with their casual use of swear words. Girls especially are using these words far more than in the past. Not faulting anyone, it's just my preference. Besides, when I hear a woman using the word fuck, "lady" isn't the first impression that comes to mind.

    • @sonoransaguaro3786
      @sonoransaguaro3786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you have your choice, man. but you'd be wiser to live
      in the present time. Your
      daughter is going to swear...
      eventually...even if you never hear her. Don't expect
      her to be a clone of you. You

  • @Marco_Onyxheart
    @Marco_Onyxheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    In Dutch, fokken means breeding, as in animal husbandry. Which led to the famous talk between Dutch MP Joseph Luns and JFK:
    JL: I fok horses
    JFK: Pardon?
    JL: Yes, paarden

    • @casssmith2002
      @casssmith2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      After running paarden through google translate, I find this hilarious.

    • @knightowl3577
      @knightowl3577 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If that is true, you have won today's best comment!

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@casssmith2002 Thanks for the tip! I thought I just didn't get the joke. ;-)

  • @debrathomas360
    @debrathomas360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The amount of cuts in this video, is so telling, bet you had fun making this one!

  • @Randimichelle1
    @Randimichelle1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I re-watch this at least once a month. Love it.

  • @vis_viva
    @vis_viva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    So I guess the phrase "I'd hit that" has more historical context than I'd previously thought.

    • @lisasmith516
      @lisasmith516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Roger that!" (Said Faster.)😉

    • @lisasmith516
      @lisasmith516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, nice "Subscription List." (Biographics among them.) I have MAJOR "Respect" for Erwin Rommel. I am going to watch that one and the one about life with the Mohave, asap!

    • @FINNSTIGAT0R
      @FINNSTIGAT0R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I gave a like to this comment, but had to take it back since it made the like count 70 instead of 69

    • @scotthenrie5674
      @scotthenrie5674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Than* is a method of comparison.

    • @SuZ4242
      @SuZ4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@scotthenrie5674 Ikr? That drives me effing crazy, too😎🙃 Then, I try to get a grip rather than gripe 😉😆

  • @justcode2822
    @justcode2822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I was in hysterics at the final closing credits, thanks I've now got to clean my monitor as I spat wine all over it - it was worth it....

  • @ryanp.3487
    @ryanp.3487 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was incredible!! Thanks Simon

  • @georgeflitzer7160
    @georgeflitzer7160 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve had so many good laughs so far out of this! I needed them. Ty

  • @r3h0l3s7
    @r3h0l3s7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    i love when the outtakes are kept in. i want a Today I Found Out Simon Breaks video

    • @RoseNZieg
      @RoseNZieg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R3H0L3S we really really need the BTS of TIFO series

    • @The_Mimewar
      @The_Mimewar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many times do you think you could say Fuckbeggar?

    • @thevisionary2007
      @thevisionary2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He had a great breakup on the video of the history of the word "slut".

    • @alonjudkovsky
      @alonjudkovsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's called Business blaze

    • @dodgingpineapples90
      @dodgingpineapples90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @thevisionary2007 Thanks!! I somehow missed that one! I'll go look it up!

  • @thispastspring3733
    @thispastspring3733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    10:56 -This begins the most regal, and respectful, recital of one of the raunchiest poems I have ever heard. Well done, good sir, well done!

  • @majorbulldad
    @majorbulldad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Had to go back and re-read the credits😂🤣😂‼️ fucking awesome, Simon!!

  • @1963Iota
    @1963Iota 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Whoever requested this question for Simon to answer YOU win for the rest of the year 😂😂😂

    • @roylavecchia1436
      @roylavecchia1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's "whoever", not "whomever", but I agree :)

  • @goudagirl6095
    @goudagirl6095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    the Swiss army knife of 4 letter words...yup. In every way, shape, and form: noun, verb, adverb, and of course adjective.

    • @NKA23
      @NKA23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can make up a sentence consisting almost entirely of the f-word and it will still make sense: Fuck those fucking fuckers!

    • @pyrobob5724
      @pyrobob5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Fuck the fucking fuckers," as they say.

    • @jordenconrad8827
      @jordenconrad8827 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not an adjective, It doesn't act as a descriptor. It's an expletive

    • @DisappointedScrosh
      @DisappointedScrosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jordenconrad8827 I don't know, sounds kind of fucky to me.

    • @jordenconrad8827
      @jordenconrad8827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DisappointedScrosh right on, I was thinking in terms of "fucking donkey", where it doesn't actually add to the sense.
      Point taken

  • @KristophM
    @KristophM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What a legendary video, Simon. And you are a legend, allegedly.

  • @Sukerkin
    @Sukerkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my goodness! What a splendid way to wrap up a stressful day! Thank you most kindly for a genuine, nerve soothing, broadside of laughter :D.

  • @charlesprude1299
    @charlesprude1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    You enjoyed this one didn't you.

  • @jcolonna12
    @jcolonna12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    TH-cam is probably having a field day with this one

  • @philsergent1913
    @philsergent1913 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    BRAVO! Phuquing great presentation!

  • @bradmaas6875
    @bradmaas6875 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You certainly made learning fun today, thank you

  • @mikem.6765
    @mikem.6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I'm impressed how you kept a straight face through most of this !

    • @xenos_n.
      @xenos_n. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He really didn't though 😂

    • @barbarawallace6890
      @barbarawallace6890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@xenos_n. I'd be interested to know how many takes they needed to finish shooting this one! Watching Simon trying to maintain a normal expression while various facial twitches start is hilarious 😁

    • @generalhyde007
      @generalhyde007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you see the fucking credits?

    • @GentlemenofAction
      @GentlemenofAction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The magic of editing --> It normally takes me about 6 takes for each segment.
      Basically, for every 6-8 minutes of recorded content, I get 1 minute of finished content.

  • @alg11297
    @alg11297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Really liked those closing credits. DON'T MISS THEM

    • @timcarder2170
      @timcarder2170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup
      If you already know you're gonna be *demonetized* (anyone else ever noticed how close that is to *"demonized"* ?), you may as well have fun with it. :-D
      Good thing they had a direct sponsor...lol

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timcarder2170 Go demonstrate against it. Duh.

    • @timcarder2170
      @timcarder2170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@voornaam3191 ;-)

  • @RickaramaTrama-lc1ys
    @RickaramaTrama-lc1ys 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very interesting indeed and I know some people who couldn't talk without this word~!! I love your term of it being the Swiss Army Knife of words~!! For Sure~!

  • @lucyk2371
    @lucyk2371 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was so awesome. Thank you for making this video. It's so great to see Simon try to stay dignified while saying all the versions of the last name _uck____. Made my day. ❤

  • @sarahkirchner6356
    @sarahkirchner6356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love how he can't suppress his laughter.

  • @DaVeganZombie
    @DaVeganZombie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    1:55
    That cheeky little smirk is so incredible.

  • @nitt3rz
    @nitt3rz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And you even changed the end credits, brilliant!

  • @wirelesmike73
    @wirelesmike73 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The letter to the Sultan from the Zaporozhian Cossacks in the 1600s is one of my favorite uses of the word in history.

  • @goombah1970
    @goombah1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    That made my day in ways I can't begin to describe.

  • @kyokushin1754
    @kyokushin1754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    One of the most important questions in the history of ever

  • @tomryan914
    @tomryan914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "That Shaft, he one bad mother..." "Shut yo' mouth!!!"

  • @Bonedragon1300
    @Bonedragon1300 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was super interesting to listen to, always interesting to learn the origin of something so common place these days

  • @hakachukai
    @hakachukai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    LOLZ! DEMONITIZED! Seriously... everyone who watches this video and laughs as much as I did should donate a dollar. They'll never make a cent from TH-cam for this one

    • @williamjeffersonclinton69
      @williamjeffersonclinton69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Upstart paid them for the brief ad and not to mention they get a kickback from those who use the promo

    • @zerocalvin
      @zerocalvin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      they have a sponsor.... so it doesnt matter if this video got demonetized, they still got paid.

    • @selfhealherbs13ms
      @selfhealherbs13ms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zerocalvin Yeap they still got fuckin paid.

    • @davidsan9654
      @davidsan9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think they give a fuck

    • @treborironwolfe978
      @treborironwolfe978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My twelve-year old inner child is very satisfied after watching this video..
      Whatever price they paid to make it, it was well spent in my book.

  • @Veritas1234
    @Veritas1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Simon: "John Le Fucker.."
    Simon: (stiffles a giggle)
    Simon: "Fuckabegger"
    Simon: ROARING LAUGHTER!

  • @SimonsAuntPhyllis
    @SimonsAuntPhyllis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    In all seriousness, you should DEFINITELY put together a compilation of this video's outtakes!!! Fr fr!!

  • @johnwentz4359
    @johnwentz4359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it! Do "Shop High In Transport" next. lol

  • @allenwright4007
    @allenwright4007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This will be one of the most viewed videos on this channel.

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    A lot of people say that word when they encounter me in the forest

    • @Andrei-vr4pj
      @Andrei-vr4pj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good one 😂

    • @kevinslater4126
      @kevinslater4126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I like how I keep running into your TH-cam comments. You're like a celebrity.

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Key word: like. Some Bigfoot's not a celebrity, merely *like* a celebrity.

    • @Rainy..Day.
      @Rainy..Day. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kevinslater4126 I was thinking the same thing. He's on many of the same channels I am.

    • @williamjeffersonclinton69
      @williamjeffersonclinton69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kevinslater4126 I know right? From Donut Operator to Tim Pool to here.

  • @Lateralus-yf3ek
    @Lateralus-yf3ek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The credits at the end only added to the greatness of the video!

  • @susanmorgan9310
    @susanmorgan9310 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for this explanation

  • @stef5853
    @stef5853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Suddenly he said: "it you want it quick and easy" I just thought "YES PLEASE!"... and then realised he was talking about money... Well I can use that too.

    • @deepee918
      @deepee918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi Stef. Don't close the doors yet baby...

  • @vickiejohnson30
    @vickiejohnson30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Much respect for being able to make this video, I had to pause several times due to laughing so hard that I could no longer see the screen. Also, love when there are bloopers included.

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You'd probably enjoy his Business Blaze channel, all those videos include ad-libbing and bloopers.

    • @jeremiahthompson9367
      @jeremiahthompson9367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep, I had to do a couple of double-takes myself.

  • @tylerleggett5088
    @tylerleggett5088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would've loved to see how simon would present this on business blaze

    • @SREDISKRAD
      @SREDISKRAD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam would enjoy gordon Ramsey memes all day XD.

  • @nickn4862
    @nickn4862 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so enlightening!

  • @semi-trad-kind-of-wife
    @semi-trad-kind-of-wife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love hearing Simon drop F bombs. And also when he loses composure. So this video was a real treat

    • @___LC___
      @___LC___ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like seeing him with his hair down over at Business Blaze; it’s a window into the real Simon Whistler...and he’s hilariously goofy.

  • @2nd100k
    @2nd100k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Hearing Simon swear is a gift from god

    • @simonngwenyama7357
      @simonngwenyama7357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      allblocked1322 he does it all the time on business blaze🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @TheClintb17
    @TheClintb17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂, well done Simon for getting through this topic, 😂 , I laughed myself silly, cheers CB Australia 🇦🇺

  • @xXDarthBagginsXx
    @xXDarthBagginsXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has now expanded my collection of F's to say to people and friends, can tell you enjoyed making this video.

  • @ericstuckenschneider7545
    @ericstuckenschneider7545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    You should start a "Today I Fu**ing Found Out" channel, because this was a fantastic video!

    • @bradleyhite3476
      @bradleyhite3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Today I F*cked Off!

    • @yourmajesty3569
      @yourmajesty3569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just laughed out loud so hard that I scared my cat.

  • @darlenetroise7079
    @darlenetroise7079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I've never seen Simon as animated and never enjoyed a video as much as this one. I'm here for all of it.

    • @jamescdevos
      @jamescdevos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree. That video wins my top spot for the most entertaining video he's produced for us. I almost fell off my stool. He's a natural. Brilliant. And he does it all with seeming ease. Love him.

    • @Bonanzaking
      @Bonanzaking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch his business blaze channel

    • @LSSYLondon
      @LSSYLondon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You really need to see Business Blaze...

    • @NotContinuum
      @NotContinuum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should have seen when he explained what a sluthole was.

    • @d.c.8828
      @d.c.8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      G o
      W a t c h
      B u s i n e s s
      B l a z e

  • @rohnkd4hct260
    @rohnkd4hct260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Got to be the funniest video you guys have done.

  • @ithomas7788
    @ithomas7788 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This might have been the best 13 mins I have had in awhile. A+ video