Years of intense coke addiction have granted Katie the hardening of her heart. NOTHING GETS THROUGH her walls. She is like cement. Cold, white concrete.
Yeah, and she's moved past the slow, morose talking BS. Now she effortlessly, soulessly reads her lines and refuses to emote to all the nonsense. It's masterful.
I feel like having Katie participate is totally unfair to everyone else lol. The woman is like cold steel when she delivers and unbreakable like diamonds 🤣
someone needs to put a silence of 3 seconds with looking at eachother in the script also i think it would be hilarious if they said they name and just derp silence and smack their lips in between
If Northmont, Arkansas hadn't Northmont-ed that Idaho, perhaps they wouldn't have been subjected to forty-eight hours of continuous God smiting rain in order to atone for their hurling a neighbor into the sun festival.
with immediate effect, in this critical time of war, economic crisis and pandemic,this is the right time a wise industrious person will save money for future use through investment.
The repeated mispronunciation of Toronto was a sharpened pencil to my ear drum. As the country that named a place Arkansas, don't tell me you can't do better.
Oh no. I was going to watch this on my lunch break so I'd get a good chuckle. But obviously katie is in it. I will now have to wait till I am done eating before I can watch it.
Usually their silly names dont get me but the idea of a news reporter named "Toronto's on fire" casually reporting from Toronto is hysterical
Such a great Drag name too, Torontos Onfire
I thought the story was going to be that Toronto was actually on fire.
That, and "Hello, I'm... Fifty...?"
@@MaxGarbatyI feel like her character was going to say that but they instead went on a tangent about wolf blitzer
At this point getting Katie to break even once should be the golden snitch of this series.
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a rare event indeed
@@mikelor84 could you put the full link?
@@goatinahole8998 Sorry, I only have a bunch of 1/4 links. And I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles
We need to send Amy Vorpohl to get the job done.
She actually did break before in one video! I don’t remember which one though, sorry
Yet another episode where Katie shows she has perfect control of her diaphragm.
For one brief moment, I thought you were talking about the contraceptive and not the muscle.
What I wouldn't give to have a diaphragm, sigh....
My hypothesis is that, in her mind, there is nothing bizarre about all these newscasts, they just tell normal regular stuff to her
She stone cold dead inside
You’d think it’d be boring, but its really amazing.
Whoever put in that long silence is a genius.
I wouldn't have made it past 5 seconds 😂😂😂
I broke past 7 seconds. Trying to make a Giga Chad face did not buy me more than 3 seconds.
Years of intense coke addiction have granted Katie the hardening of her heart. NOTHING GETS THROUGH her walls. She is like cement. Cold, white concrete.
Yeah... "Concrete." ;)
the friggin WHITE concrete killed me x'D
Katie visibly reacted and had to resist breaking! I think that's as close as we're gonna get!
I've seen it before. It has indeed happened. Was majestic
Probably
she broke in "disgruntled sewer men demand to meet ninja turtles"
she broke 3 times in one episode before, it's on dropout idk if it's public
Undisputed Breaking News Champion of the World, Katie Marovitch! She’s an absolute inspiration.
Still not verified though
Once. I saw her break once.
@@ChknKng I saw that one. 🤯
@@NashvilleUK Savage repost
I'm waiting for them to do one designed solely to make Katie break
Ajaja ¡this would be interesting!
"No, as a consultant DUMBASS!" ahhah that was the one that broke me lol ahhaha I was doing so well until that one ffs hahah
Katie and Amy are my favourite not gonna lie. they just go so hard in both directions i love it
The ‘long silence’ was so loud. Lmao 🤣
Wolf Blitzer attended a wolf mixer while drinking a spritzer elixir to cure his sister's blister.
Perfect!
That was good, I have to say that she rocked that line!
These guys are having a whole lot of fun 😂😂
Kinda wish I was on an episode.
Except Katie.... I swear she's an android.
They need to have a special episode dedicated to making Katie laugh.
Katie is unstoppable!
Yeah shes just dead inside at this point
When I see her laugh in sketches or on game changer I'm always surprised she even has the ability to express emotion
Yeah, and she's moved past the slow, morose talking BS. Now she effortlessly, soulessly reads her lines and refuses to emote to all the nonsense. It's masterful.
69 I… I can’t ruin it XD
Poor Raph just fighting for his life in this one. You did great Raph!
i consider this to be one of my favourite sports. props to vic, solid delivery
Raph has a pretty good newscaster voice I must say
I feel like having Katie participate is totally unfair to everyone else lol. The woman is like cold steel when she delivers and unbreakable like diamonds 🤣
Vic is gorgeous!
About halfway through...
Wow this could be a record low mark these guys are amazing...
Weather segment starts...
And back to normal
Whoa, CollegeHumor's uploaded Breaking News on their YT channel since last June, when will they finally rebrand with new videos?!
There's plenty of non-breaking news stuff on dropout :)
Lookup um actually's channel and gamechanger's ?? Also shorts channel
Vic’s delivery was hilarious
Katie is the most professional person in comedy. I love her!!👍😎
someone needs to put a silence of 3 seconds with looking at eachother in the script
also i think it would be hilarious if they said they name and just derp silence and smack their lips in between
can someone tell me what was that special episode WHERE KATIE ACTUALLY LAUGHED HALF A TIME??
The ice queen wins again.
When (or if) is college humor going to do sketches again?
As a native Torontonian, it's supes weird to hear them saying "Toron-Toe" instead of the correct "Turonno". I'm offended!!!!!
Yeah. I heard Katie laugh. I call Bullshit. 3:15
But.... That very clearly wasn't Katie though?
If Northmont, Arkansas hadn't Northmont-ed that Idaho, perhaps they wouldn't have been subjected to forty-eight hours of continuous God smiting rain in order to atone for their hurling a neighbor into the sun festival.
Katie the stone face killa in the house
What I kinda no laugh goddess is Katie. I swear that long silence was designed to break her. Can she laugh in real life?
Has Katie ever broke? We need a "true facts about katie" episode like they did with grant. I've never seen her lose a point 🤯
A life of trauma, grief, and severe depression has turned Katie into a heartless, soulless shell of a human
Should do a Katie focused episode a la Grant's episodes so that she can fucking break! 🤣
can we get an original sketch or show on youtube i’m tired of only watching the clips and this show
Yes! She did it again! Love you Katie.
And for the record, Raph should have got way more points than you gave him.
Poor Katie, they forced her to laugh to make us think she's not a robot
I want to see Katie and Mulligan duking it out in an epic 1v1! A battle for the ages
Vic looks glorious in this. That's all.
If you go up against Katie in a don't laugh competition you're gonna have a bad time.
i miss you guys so much :ccc
As a Torontonian, It pains me how they pronounce Toronto 😂😂😂
How is it supposed to be pronounced?
@@jonahnichols2158 You don't pronounce the second "T"
I read that as the man turned into a Home Depot lol
Almost as uncomfortable and Amazing as the Naked News! 😏
I want to watch all of the ones Katie is in so that I can witness a legend in action.
Is this all that college humour is pumping out lately? Sure, it's kinda funny but, it's getting old
Katie's an extremely attractive Howard Wolowitz.
with immediate effect, in this critical time of war, economic crisis and pandemic,this is the right time a wise industrious person will save money for future use through investment.
That won't bother you if you trade with a professional like mrs Karen Donna
She's obviously the best I invested $1500 with her company and in 8 days I made profit of $5408
@Patrick m- Text her on what's app I think she replies faster on there⤵️
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@Patrick m- Do well to tell her you were referred to her by one of her clients, so she'll know you came for business
The repeated mispronunciation of Toronto was a sharpened pencil to my ear drum. As the country that named a place Arkansas, don't tell me you can't do better.
Um. L-looking good...Vic... 😳
can we please make a script specifically tailored to make katie laugh?
Has Katie really only broken once in all these yrs? Damn impressive
What is wrong with the college humor channel wtf are they doing with the channel 😐
No idea who Vic is but damn! She’s gorgeous!
my favorite joke was everything he loved and cherished including two of his three kids
I’m so confused, why do they keep putting out only one type of sketch ):
No one is going to win a silent uncomfortable stare into a camera like Katie Marovich.
is there a any possible way for you guys to diversify your content
Raph shouldn't have taken those edibles before filming this.
The last skit they uploaded was 9 months ago...
So Raff losing was also in the script?
Ah, the good ol’ days, before we all knew how to pronounce Pfizer.
I love that it just says "long silence."
4:18
Rare moment of katie slightly struggling to hold it together.
TH-cam algorithm keeps these buried
im convinced Katie is a machine.
I'm scared of Katie
I bet Katie doesn't pay attention to what she's reading.
Fluffy is gorgeous holy crap
Katie, stop rubbing it in, it's just mean at this point 🤣
I promise I could make Katie break
Why do I feel like Grant wrote this script?
If you added up all of the Breaking News episodes together, You can probably count on two hands how many timeshas laughed.
she broke 6
2:00 I'm from Idaho and I can confirm, it was very loud
Did Katie EVER lost a point?!
Oh no. I was going to watch this on my lunch break so I'd get a good chuckle. But obviously katie is in it. I will now have to wait till I am done eating before I can watch it.
Please retire Katie; she's too good.
Has Katie ever broken
Katie is stone cold
KATIE BEAST MODE AGAIN
Random idea: they should have Brennan do a dom top and grant do a sub bottom role. I think both of them would laugh hysterically
Leave it to Beaver to not laugh.
You won the comment section on this one!
The silence was inspired.
I missed old concept videos
You know Katie is winning just by knowing she is in the episode.
Can someone tell me when they're gonna go back to making videos other than this? It's genuinely starting to throw me off.
That blister elixer line was so good i needa learn to rhyme like him
Katie is the world champion of try not to laugh challenges.
Why is Katie the best at this???
Yes 🔔 ReginaldoErick 🔔 Sing up👷♂️
Okay, at 45 seconds in, Katie wins is a foregone conclusion right? I mean, that's not a prediction or spoiler, we just know that by now, right?
Just watched the Sam episode on Dropout. ABSOLUTE GOLD
As a proud Torontonian, glad to finally see some representation in the news.
Katie has an iron will
Katie is a beast (or a robot)
Oh .... College humor has already collapsed....
Read this in Michael Caine's voice.
They did an episode airing out Grant once and I'd honestly want to see one for katie to see if she FINALLY breaks😂
Katie sits stone faced... Again. Never saw that coming. SO FUNNY