“I think that he’s just a very sad person and he is what I would call a tragedy of Hollywood,” she said, adding, “I believe he was very bullied as a child, very sickly, very weak and I guess people who are treated that way as children end up becoming lost as they age." Kelly KeBrock
George Foreman publicly challenged Seagal to a no holds barred fight. He would wear boxing gloves and Seagal could kick, bite, and whatever other "techniques" he chose. When asked why the challenge, George replied- "I just want to shut him up".
He a piece of crap he got married while he was married a married a Japanese woman just too inherit the mojo her father left her do your research he a extreme liar how u leave ur wife in one country and then get married in another country he even lied about his name he changed his last name
One time when I was walking through a rough area of Japan or America or something, I was attacked by a group of ninjas or yakuza or gangsters or whatever, when suddenly Steven Seagal appeared out of nowhere and spoke to them, real low, in Japanese or native American or something like that and they all bowed and then turned to me and apologized and then left. I turned to thank Steven but he was slowly disappearing into the shadows while awkwardly maintaining eye contact. If you're reading this, thank you Steven. I think you might be my father.
@Gonzalo T., he now resembles Sammo Hung, except that Sammo was still able to do martial arts on that TV show of his, _Martial Law_ , and Segal can barely do them now or at the time he was beginning to gain weight.
@miquelr2353 You mean LIE about being the best in the world. I lost some respect for him when I read he held up shooting Executive Decision whining like a girl because the script called for his characters to die. And the sexual harassment complaints made against him.
Me too, I love the comedy channel, p.s. I too am a navy seal, black belt in 72 different martial arts, fought in four world wars and a well known actor and weirdo, my name is SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 🤣😂🤣😂
He uses his garbage films as a shield by inserting his lies in to the characters he plays. Always ex special forces, wise master, chi expert, smartest person in the room, and ladies in their younger years want him badly. His lack of self awareness is legendary.
I don’t think he feels a thing. I have cousin like this and it seems like he thinks he’s got everyone fooled but yet everyone is laughing about how big a fool he is. It’s very strange and I don’t understand how a person wouldn’t feel embarrassed about lying nonstop.
@@richvail7551 i read your comments and 10 minutes later i burst out laughing because i pictured Steven Seagal as a silly little 12 year old cousin bragging and lying. Man hes so damn silly and cant see it himself. How sad
@@youremybiggestfan Yes it’s very weird how he can’t appreciate that others are able to understand truth from fiction, and that there’s no effort put into sticking with an single lie. These types of individuals wake up creating a new story for every person they talk too. Why can’t they see this???
Well said, you're not a psychologist. 5 years in college minimum and if you want a specialization is 3-4 more years. TH-cam and amazon books won't do, sorry.
I was exploring an ancient tomb once, when I accidentally activated a rolling rock trap. I ran but I thought I was done for, that is until Steven Seagal burst out of the wall right behind me and caught the giant bolder between his toes. The stone shattered out of shear confusion. I started to thank him but he put a hand on my shoulder and shook his head. "This way." He said, and walked to the end of the tunnel, to the tombs chamber. In the chamber was treasure piled high around a golden sarcophagus, it was a wonder no one had plundered this place, until I noticed the mural on the wall. It was Stephen Seagal, Steven Seagal's brother, pharoah of Egypt. Steven protected this place the whole time. I turned to look at him but he was gone, he'd taken the whole room with him, so I stood alone in the tunnel. If you ever read this Steven, thank you. I think you're my father.
And I only acknowledge how he lies and thinks he's all that?he's a has been and even then not all that he's a Lil man that has low self esteem he shows it through his lies trying to be someone he's never been...a man of little worth only to his own mind he's a legend in it...what's the Segal do best?it spews shit continously budda boy retire already and go out the third of the man and being generous
Extreme narcissism plus below average intelligence. Steven is the prime example of how such a person will look like. But sadly I have relatives like this and you just can not make them disappear. They will never learn from being humbled, no matter how often you expose their lies.
@@Jc-587 nah, does not make me feel better. I wish nobody had to deal with people like that. Makes me wanna become a eugenicist and just eradicate those type of traits in humans in the future hahah
One of the biggest character flaws Steven Seagal has is being Steven Seagal. Theres a story he tells about how he "took on the mob", when he was shaken down by them, and the FBI, to get him to testify, played him tapes of the gangsters making fun of him and how scared he was at the meeting. Funny, bc that was his story to his second wife: that he was in the Mafia. Now, he says he WAS an "enforcer" for the Gambino Family but that he had an attack of conscience and became some kind of undercover agent for the FBI..You have to hand it to him, though, he doesnt allow things like time, physics or reality to get in the way of a good story. So far the guys been a mobster (for both the Yakuza and 'Cosa Nostra), an FBI agent, a CIA agent, a Navy Seal, a blues musician (who speaks in a stereotypical Southern black accent), a professional fighter, and I'm sure I'm missing a lot. Hes like a child, he really is.
He also claims to have met both Jing and Yang and kicked both there asses in a fight to the death. When death showed up he threatened to kill him to, unless he was immortalized in a little round symbol that was both black and white, to reflect both his African American heritage, and his Norse bloodline... true story
@@williamwallace7651 Yeah, thats why he wears those bulletproof coats, and his house in arizona had bulletproof glass in it. Funny, when he insulted Bob Wall, 'Wall called him out on it, and said he'd meet him anywhere and seagal told him he'd fight him at his (seagals) house, but gave him a wrong address,, and when Wall told him he knew where he really lived.,, seagal said "if you come to my house I'll shoot you".
You forgot he was a small town cop in Louisiana (reserve officer) and he took their tank rammed down someone’s back fence bc he convinced them the people who lived there had a major cock fighting operation) they didn’t lol worst part was, it killed their dog and several chickens as well as severe damage to their property. Huge lawsuit
@@ItzDonner eu não sou paulista, eu sou gaúcho. To falando que em SP, os PMs lá se chamam de Steve. Assiste qualquer polícia 24h aí que dá pra ver isso.
I understand Steven totally. I am British, Indian, there is some Spanish in me also, perhaps some Cornish. I was a Paratrooper age 12, the youngest Para ever. I was the youngest Commando age 14 and was the toughest kid in school with over 100 kills to my credit. I also do stand up comedy.
You're just the man I'm looking for - I need a couple of fillings. And my roof needs retiling. I take it you do that also. If you're busy I'll call Steven seagull.
People need to understand that Seagal isn't a liar he is simply the best method actor of all time. He is so dedicated to his craft that at any given moment he may be playing a multitude of roles simultaneously. He is prepared to play any role at any time. Orphaned white child raised by Japanese samurai he's your man. Looking for a street smart cop from the Bronx, he's ready to go. Need an ex CIA agent out to clear his name of some crime an old nemesis has pinned on him, well Seagal is that man.
When I was a video editor at TNN, we had a show called prime time country. Steven was a guest but as a 'musician". He played to tape, or tried to but it was obvious he couldn't play. So the dick Clark producers brought me the tapes to make it airable. I was in a linear suite, meaning the only way I could change a pitch was to change the speed of the a roll. Wasn't gonna work but I oppressed as a few more producer types trickled in behind me. Finally I turned around while saying, "guys, ya can't polish a turd". There standing was one very angry Steven segall. Lol
I knew a bully like this. He is over six feet tall and muscular. Also he's about sixty years old and no one fears him at all. What is happening is what happens to all of us. We get old and the bullies are terrified all those hurts they did all the years are coming back to them.
Kirsty Wark is a very experienced, skilled journalist/presenter. One of the BBC’s best. In terms of fight or flight, the big man did the flight in the face of a difficult question.
I love his unique seated fighting style, where he doesn't even stand up and just waits for people to fall over around him for no reason while he sits there flapping his arms. He is a comedic genius.
Seeing what Seagal became is vindication for me and my gut feeling. Way back in his hayday, I wasn't a fan. I was a huge Van Damme nut. A couple of friends were more into Seagal and we bickered about who was better on and off screen. Van Damme made some bad decisions and messed up his life for a while but he finally got his crap together and came back. He demonstrated that he has an actual redeemable personality -- something Seagal never possessed and never will.
When I saw the film JCVD on Blu-ray Disc, Van Damme demonstrated himself to have a level of insight that is the hallmark of all the people worthy of respect. He knows he fukked up, he tries to redress it and move ahead, and he tells his audience he will try to uphold his end of the bargain going forward. Seagull is a massive tit who will never have any self-reflection, never mind to that level. I would not be surprised to learn Seagull is a malignant narcissist or an example of antisocial personality disorder.
if I had to choose between the two Van Damme is an EASY choice. Way less pretentious, in comparison. Plus he can actually kick. Yeah he got messed up on blow but came back, looking good. Seagal was always gross and creepy. There was one good movie but not bc of him
Van Damme also seems to have a sense of humor and doesn't take himself too seriously nowadays. The ''Jean-Claude Van Johnson'' mini-series, where he basically parodies himself was funny af.
Must admit, that made me laugh and question myself but then I remembered all I do is make jokes and don't actually touch up woman if they're not actually interested 💁♂️😅
When I was a kid, my mom worked at video store in our small upstate NY town. At the time, Seagal was at the peak of his fame, and some of his posters were hanging up in the store. One day, a woman who was a regular customer comes in, gives a disgusted look to one of the Seagal posters and says something to the effect of, "I despise that man." My mom asked her why, and the woman goes on to tell her about how her daughter was married to Seagal for a very short time, and that he was horribly abusive to her, and regularly cheated on her. She then said that once he had used her daughter (a moderately successful actress) to make connections with people in the film industry, he walked out on her. A few years after the marriage ended, his career exploded and he was suddenly famous. The wife shown in the black and white picture in this video, Adrienne La Russa, was the woman's daughter. They were from NYC, but the mother had a place just outside of our town in upstate NY.
I find it mind blowing that somebody like Steven can have so much success. You would expect someone like him to be a complete mess in life yet he's thriving, I don't understand 😂.
You would have to think he had connections and got lucky. But in general being a dishonest shitty person WiLL help you get ahead in this world, so the only part that's surprising is that he's so obviously bad at being convincing.
Steven Seagull in my opinion is like the physical representation of how guys imagine themselves fighting bad guys and doing sick moves when they're bored at school xD
One thing a lot of people today do not get is that a lot of Children Of The 1980s got their first exposure to martial arts not from films but videogames. Whether it was in arcades or on home computers like the Commodore 64, we ended up with a very limited move set, tournament-oriented idea of the martial arts. Seagull clearly based his idea of how martial arts should look on that. Cool-looking moves with stuff-all regard for how practical they would be in real life. Van Damme's or Jai White's or Lundgren's moves in films might be a little overdramatic and overelaborate for the real world, but they will work in some contexts. Especially Jai White's.
I can't thank you guys enough for the support and comments on this video, it's absolutely blown me away and made my whole week. Expect many more videos! I love making them!
So you now think he's stupidm because "pro-russian", yeah holywood machine works like that. PS: Trash-talking of asthmatic people like they are unable to do physical stuff, nice. Che Guevara was a severe asthmatic. FYI
I honestly can't wait for when they're able to do a movie about Seagal. It won't ever happen as long as he's around to stop it, but that movie is going to be absolutely nutty.
I used to absolutely idolise this guy when I was growing up. His movies made me start martial arts and I would believe everything he said. Unbelievable how naive I Was.
@@peaceformula5830 under siege is absolute garbage I would suggest drunken master 2, project A, operation condor, Hong Kong really owned the 80s and 90s action genre
Steven Seagal also, spent time imprisoned with Nelson Mandela, preached with Gandi, got seven Purple Hearts in Vietnam, and will be crowning King Charles at his coronation.
Thanks for exposing a very disrespectful and egotistical martial artist. It is too bad that, through the entertainment industry, he was allowed to become famous. If he had never appeared in a film, we would not even know his name.
I think the one that this full should be worried about who lies is the president of the United States. Look at that administration now they lie all the time. And I know biden is full of shit . I live in a border Town. That's more concerning than some old martial artist that turned actor. What a bunch of ❄️ everybody is. Crying about Steven seagal's lies 😂
One more thing about Steven,,,,,he actually became a patrol police officer for realand was making a "Ride along docu-reality show" and I watched a couple of episodes of it It was absolutely screaming funny even though Steven was trying to chase some baddies you could hear the film crew sneering in the background Thank God for comedian's like STEPHEN SEGAL
Segal is like the car wreck that you just cant help but slow down and look at. Great video - much of this information I did not know about him, and I thought the video as a whole was very well done. Hope to see your channel grow!
I usually try to practice the “trust but verify” method when it comes to SA allegations, but when it comes to Seagal, I 100% believe any accusation made against him and any accusations that may occur in the future.
He's charismatic, and he does have quick, accurate hands. I'm not saying he's an elite fighter, but he is elite at seeming to be an elite fighter without fighting.
he was the first white Aikido master in Japan. It's a very deadly martial art. He couldn't really show it off cause it's based on fatal type of strikes
My elementary school friend had a hard on for him back in the day. I would make fun of him, but he would lecture me about how bad Seagal was. I thought he knew what he was talking about at first. I was an impressionable kid. I found out the truth shortly after. I want to find and message him and tell him what a joke he is. Both him and Seagal. I gave my friend the benefit of trust, and he betrayed that with his own gullibility. Lesson learned. I no longer take anything at face value. It frustrates people, but I don't care.
I enjoyed it, I always love a binge watch of catastrophic celebrity moments. Jussie Smollen being one of my favourites, so many people have covered that case though. Good video :)
The last few seconds of his story alone could merit a whole video. As far as I am concerned the ultimate 10/10 “let’s collectively and publicly laugh at this a*hole and politically and societally declare him an unwanted person and never bring any of his work to any big distributor again” is his hole Russian politics thing, him singing in occupied territory weeks after annexation, his great Putin buddies; him entering the pro-putin “opposition party” (you know, as is normal in authoritarian just-for-show-democracies; to soak up oppositional voters only to then behind the scenes don’t actually do anything). Him being a lobbyist for the Russian WEAPONS industry; his cute buddy visit with his Belarusian dictator friend. Oh Btw, he is one of the last western celebs who (even among those who were pro-Putin before) still hasn’t (and won’t) denounced the Russian -special operation- (what a fcking joke…) *invasion* in Ukraine - there is so much more really bad stuff, it’s crazy!
A perfect example of when someone actually is a pretty cool and interesting person, but ruins it with their ego and narcissism. Humility is the coolest characteristic anybody can have.
Humility is overrated. Nobody cares about your sheeplie ideas or what the loser stalking sheep think who try to "laugh at" him but all they literally accomplish is actually prive they are pathetic sad losers laughing like lunatics and morons in their persecutory delusions. The many are always cry amd beat themselves in their agony and neurotuc hysteria over the success of the few. Muhammad Ali even actually pointed out thar humility is trash.
And yet you are here, still watching Stephan Seagal material and even making the extra effort to comment. He must still be making some kind of impact on you for you to be doing so. 😂
My boss reminds me of Steven Seagal. He unironically credits Seagal as one of the most dangerous "martial artists" ever. My boss is also a master of Aikido and 10 other martial arts and has cool stories relating to every single thing you can think of. He also carries a Steven Seagal signature knife. He seems to actually strive to be more like Steven Seagal lol..
I'm making a follow-up video to try and tell the WHOLE story this time, in order. Apparently there's an audience interested in the same stuff as me, but there's no video quite like what I want, so I'll just make it!
Steven, thank you for giving us a lifetime supply of laughter with your pure genius idiocy. I remember watching his movies as a kid and thinking what a load of a load of baloney. And then the icing on top came when I found out about the claim that Bruce Lee had backed out of a fight with Steven 😂😂🤣🤣 I'm telling y'all, don't be surprised if soon he comes out as the next self-proclaimed Dalai Lama.
I don't think a lot of people are aware of the large Yakuza and Triad presence in Lansing, MI. You go down the wrong street at the wrong time it's like a scene from a John Woo movie.
Me and a few mates have a "terrible movie tuesday" which quickly changed over to straight up Stevan Seagul movies, I swear he only adds nude scenes with him and other actresses for his own benefit, same goes for stipper clubs, sometimes they are jammed into the movies with zero contexts or reason, like he'll just have a naked girl with him and you won't even know who she is or ever see here again. It's wild and worst of all his movies are ALL made at a multi million dollar loss, is he just laundering money or what?
I think you answered your own questions. He loves Russia (currently) and Russian oligarchs need to launder their money and since their other launderer is going down…..
I’m actually embarrassed (and have been since way before this video) just knowing Steven Seagal is from my hometown. But then again, we gave the world Burt Reynolds.
As ridiculous as he may be considered, I still watch and will always enjoy "Above The Law", " Hard To Kill", "Out For Justice", " Under Siege " and sometimes a few others
I still don’t know how this guy pulled the hot girl I crushed on so bad in the 80s, the actress from Weird Science who’s character was created from science to be the hottest most perfect woman imaginable.
He is not lying when he says he can be very funny. He can be. He is hilarious. But, none of it is intentional. He is a completely unintentional laugh riot comedian when you think about his level of ridiculous confidence, and his behavior that surrounds that.
I knew a dude like this in highschool. One year he came in with an accent and told everybody he was from new york, as if we weren't in school with him for years? Like dude.. we know you! He came up with all kinds of wild things. He use to pretend to stick shift his automatic.
Seagal also has some recent action movies where he’s a sniper in some kind of special forces team, but he’s sitting down most of the movie. He also hooks up with a women young enough to be his grand daughter. Anyway, Very funny video.
“I think that he’s just a very sad person and he is what I would call a tragedy of Hollywood,” she said, adding, “I believe he was very bullied as a child, very sickly, very weak and I guess people who are treated that way as children end up becoming lost as they age." Kelly KeBrock
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George Foreman publicly challenged Seagal to a no holds barred fight. He would wear boxing gloves and Seagal could kick, bite, and whatever other "techniques" he chose. When asked why the challenge, George replied- "I just want to shut him up".
Gordon Freeman
@@Nonebit not everything is about half life. Surely you've heard of George Foreman... You'd have to be born yesterday, not to.
@@finn4435
Foreman could spit on little Steven and kill him.
@@finn4435 calm down, no need to get needlessly heated
@@max-ii5jy that;s true. Steven can watch us and come every minute when seeing us fighting each other.
"Steven Seagal is an amazing, gifted and enlightened human being"
- Steven Seagal
He a piece of crap he got married while he was married a married a Japanese woman just too inherit the mojo her father left her do your research he a extreme liar how u leave ur wife in one country and then get married in another country he even lied about his name he changed his last name
😂
I'm dieing hahahahaha 🤣 brilliant 👏
Sounds like Trump.
That must come from his biggest fan!
One time when I was walking through a rough area of Japan or America or something, I was attacked by a group of ninjas or yakuza or gangsters or whatever, when suddenly Steven Seagal appeared out of nowhere and spoke to them, real low, in Japanese or native American or something like that and they all bowed and then turned to me and apologized and then left. I turned to thank Steven but he was slowly disappearing into the shadows while awkwardly maintaining eye contact.
If you're reading this, thank you Steven. I think you might be my father.
@@Mr.S_666 Dad?
@@Mr.S_666 we found Stevens’s alt account
🤓🤓🤓
@@Mr.S_666 just dont act autistic
@@Mr.S_666 Go find your sense of humor, I think you dropped it somewhere
I love the fact that Steven Seagal has become the very antithesis of everything a martial artist should be, both in attitude and physique.
Mostly the latter
@Gonzalo T., he now resembles Sammo Hung, except that Sammo was still able to do martial arts on that TV show of his, _Martial Law_ , and Segal can barely do them now or at the time he was beginning to gain weight.
@@grumpygremlin2379 a true martial artist doesnt hurt his stuntman, or brags about how he is the best in the world
@miquelr2353 You mean LIE about being the best in the world. I lost some respect for him when I read he held up shooting Executive Decision whining like a girl because the script called for his characters to die. And the sexual harassment complaints made against him.
@@grumpygremlin2379 i used to be a fan, turns out seagal is a liar and indeed not a good guy
I'll never get tired of listening to Steven Seagals douchiness. It's immaculate
Same; it makes me feel so much better about my ego
Me too, I love the comedy channel, p.s. I too am a navy seal, black belt in 72 different martial arts, fought in four world wars and a well known actor and weirdo, my name is SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 🤣😂🤣😂
He should have been the evil dr in black dynamite
It reminds us that our highest most embarrassing moments of egotistical behaviors in life pale in comparison to steven seagal and his douchiness.
Yup
He uses his garbage films as a shield by inserting his lies in to the characters he plays. Always ex special forces, wise master, chi expert, smartest person in the room, and ladies in their younger years want him badly. His lack of self awareness is legendary.
That is bang on!...
Sounds like my elder brother.
He's also Italian, Russian Jewish Mongol, Serbian, Native American, Tibet reincarnation of some Buddhist saint.
Also Japanese
@@Kitties-of-Doom well, the first movie was a good rating with it.
imagine how stressful to wake up and live a non stop lie every day
Good point.
I don’t think he feels a thing. I have cousin like this and it seems like he thinks he’s got everyone fooled but yet everyone is laughing about how big a fool he is.
It’s very strange and I don’t understand how a person wouldn’t feel embarrassed about lying nonstop.
He dont get it. He think he got shit on lock and everyone believes him. Steven must be on the spectrum of autism.
@@richvail7551 i read your comments and 10 minutes later i burst out laughing because i pictured Steven Seagal as a silly little 12 year old cousin bragging and lying. Man hes so damn silly and cant see it himself. How sad
@@youremybiggestfan Yes it’s very weird how he can’t appreciate that others are able to understand truth from fiction, and that there’s no effort put into sticking with an single lie. These types of individuals wake up creating a new story for every person they talk too.
Why can’t they see this???
I sometimes forget Steven is an actual living breathing person
& not some collective fever dream we all have occasionally
i kno its like that thing with chuck norris is he living or just a fist behind a besrd
Lmaooooooo
😂🤣🤣
WHAT!?!?😳
"I have been completely and totally honest for the entire 32 years I've been alive."
-Steven Seagull, 2023
more than 32 years....
@@robroy6374 that was the whole joke my guy. Seagal would no doubt believe he is still 32. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rob roy Whooosh.
It's not a lie if you believe it.
@@robroy6374 no shit sherlock
I’m not a psychologist but I feel pretty confident when I guess that Steven Seagal is a full blown narcissist.
I’d say he has narcissistic traits but he is more of a sociopath. He’s not charming whatsoever
Ok..
absolutely right
He’s too stupid to be a narcissist 😂
Well said, you're not a psychologist. 5 years in college minimum and if you want a specialization is 3-4 more years. TH-cam and amazon books won't do, sorry.
Steven Seagal is a living comedy act.
Totally true. But i have to admit that as a child i loved his movie’s. He was at one time a real super star.
How about Will Sasso??? 😂😂😂
@@ksalphalcsihp1252❤😂 love it
Can I laugh in your face?
what about the act and the art of eating !!!
He's like that one kid in class that claimed he was all kinds of stuff and knew all different martial arts and lied about everything.
💯
Reminds me of a kid I knew that told everyone his grandfather invented Cheerios.
But stephen never grew up.
And that he completed all new long awaited games before its released 🤣🤣
@@corinatsan Yeah and he also claimed that there was stuff in the game that there really wasn't.
I was exploring an ancient tomb once, when I accidentally activated a rolling rock trap. I ran but I thought I was done for, that is until Steven Seagal burst out of the wall right behind me and caught the giant bolder between his toes. The stone shattered out of shear confusion. I started to thank him but he put a hand on my shoulder and shook his head.
"This way." He said, and walked to the end of the tunnel, to the tombs chamber. In the chamber was treasure piled high around a golden sarcophagus, it was a wonder no one had plundered this place, until I noticed the mural on the wall. It was Stephen Seagal, Steven Seagal's brother, pharoah of Egypt. Steven protected this place the whole time. I turned to look at him but he was gone, he'd taken the whole room with him, so I stood alone in the tunnel.
If you ever read this Steven, thank you.
I think you're my father.
This is hilarious!
I can confirm he is indeed your father. I was there.
Wow that mustv been about 168 words or something, holy shit that was funny, 😂
Steven is comedy material, not because he is funny but because he is funny to laugh at.
Yeah, that didn't need clarifying
Im glad you let us known. Or else we woudnt know.
Wdym? He's the world renowned expert on martial arts called the Bullshido
finally a category for a wannabe comedian
Steven a fuccin funny guy ......said in Joe Pesci voice 🙋
Seriously sad. Never acknowledging him would be the best anyone could do to him.
And I only acknowledge how he lies and thinks he's all that?he's a has been and even then not all that he's a Lil man that has low self esteem he shows it through his lies trying to be someone he's never been...a man of little worth only to his own mind he's a legend in it...what's the Segal do best?it spews shit continously budda boy retire already and go out the third of the man and being generous
Not gonna happen. His lack of self awareness makes him way too hilarious to ignore.
Extreme narcissism plus below average intelligence. Steven is the prime example of how such a person will look like. But sadly I have relatives like this and you just can not make them disappear. They will never learn from being humbled, no matter how often you expose their lies.
It's quite incredible...he is a master, no shame...
If it makes you feel any better I’m sure we all have a family member or two that are just like this 🤦♂️
@@Jc-587 nah, does not make me feel better. I wish nobody had to deal with people like that. Makes me wanna become a eugenicist and just eradicate those type of traits in humans in the future hahah
I’m sure you are far more impressive
@@ezioauditore6038 what is that supposed to mean?
One of the biggest character flaws Steven Seagal has is being Steven Seagal. Theres a story he tells about how he "took on the mob", when he was shaken down by them, and the FBI, to get him to testify, played him tapes of the gangsters making fun of him and how scared he was at the meeting. Funny, bc that was his story to his second wife: that he was in the Mafia. Now, he says he WAS an "enforcer" for the Gambino Family but that he had an attack of conscience and became some kind of undercover agent for the FBI..You have to hand it to him, though, he doesnt allow things like time, physics or reality to get in the way of a good story. So far the guys been a mobster (for both the Yakuza and 'Cosa Nostra), an FBI agent, a CIA agent, a Navy Seal, a blues musician (who speaks in a stereotypical Southern black accent), a professional fighter, and I'm sure I'm missing a lot. Hes like a child, he really is.
He said, in a Reddit AMA, that he played in an _"all black band"_ in Detroit during the 50's!
He was born in 1952...
He also claims to have met both Jing and Yang and kicked both there asses in a fight to the death. When death showed up he threatened to kill him to, unless he was immortalized in a little round symbol that was both black and white, to reflect both his African American heritage, and his Norse bloodline... true story
according to sammy gravano and other fed sources he sobbed like a baby after testifying against mob years ago😂😂😂😂
@@williamwallace7651 Yeah, thats why he wears those bulletproof coats, and his house in arizona had bulletproof glass in it. Funny, when he insulted Bob Wall, 'Wall called him out on it, and said he'd meet him anywhere and seagal told him he'd fight him at his (seagals) house, but gave him a wrong address,, and when Wall told him he knew where he really lived.,, seagal said "if you come to my house I'll shoot you".
You forgot he was a small town cop in Louisiana (reserve officer) and he took their tank rammed down someone’s back fence bc he convinced them the people who lived there had a major cock fighting operation) they didn’t lol worst part was, it killed their dog and several chickens as well as severe damage to their property. Huge lawsuit
Fun fact: in Brazil, cops call each other “Steve” due to the number of times we saw this dude playing cops growing up.
No we don't lol
@@ItzDonner tu é da onde? Em São Paulo isso é bem comum…
@@anonops1980 só podia ser Paulista pqp. Aqui no Rio ngm nem fala em steve seagal.
@@ItzDonner eu não sou paulista, eu sou gaúcho. To falando que em SP, os PMs lá se chamam de Steve. Assiste qualquer polícia 24h aí que dá pra ver isso.
@@anonops1980 blz vo assistir, tmj
He is so insignificant that he dodged the metoo movement out of simply being to obscure for anyone to care.
hahaha
And by moving to Russia.... Lol
I understand Steven totally. I am British, Indian, there is some Spanish in me also, perhaps some Cornish. I was a Paratrooper age 12, the youngest Para ever.
I was the youngest Commando age 14 and was the toughest kid in school with over 100 kills to my credit. I also do stand up comedy.
Thats cool and all but are you even a musician?!
You're just the man I'm looking for - I need a couple of fillings. And my roof needs retiling. I take it you do that also. If you're busy I'll call Steven seagull.
@@johneyton5452 no problem mate, i'll give you a quote👍👍
@@MrWillsonx of course mate, i write all my own stuff😄😄
I need you to replace the siding on my house? Estimate?
He is the embodiment of every 15 year old dude's day dream. After watching an action movie lol
People need to understand that Seagal isn't a liar he is simply the best method actor of all time. He is so dedicated to his craft that at any given moment he may be playing a multitude of roles simultaneously. He is prepared to play any role at any time. Orphaned white child raised by Japanese samurai he's your man. Looking for a street smart cop from the Bronx, he's ready to go. Need an ex CIA agent out to clear his name of some crime an old nemesis has pinned on him, well Seagal is that man.
LMAO!!!
And you know just where to find this lethal everyman - the local strip club.
This comment hits harder than Seagal ever could. 🤣🔥
Lmfao
This comment deserves way more likes 💀
When I was a video editor at TNN, we had a show called prime time country. Steven was a guest but as a 'musician". He played to tape, or tried to but it was obvious he couldn't play. So the dick Clark producers brought me the tapes to make it airable. I was in a linear suite, meaning the only way I could change a pitch was to change the speed of the a roll. Wasn't gonna work but I oppressed as a few more producer types trickled in behind me. Finally I turned around while saying, "guys, ya can't polish a turd".
There standing was one very angry Steven segall. Lol
Apparently Steven Seagal did all his own stunts. It was the acting he needed a stand-in for.
Steven Seagal running is one of the funniest things ive ever seen.
Have you seen him dance 😂😂?
Dudes a master at everything clearly. Every race every trade every talent. The most interesting man in the world.
Sounds a little like the current resident of the white house
@@joejoe8322leave it to an American to bring politics into every conversation imaginable. No one cares!!
Its funny how unintentionally entertaining and famous the guy is. Hes the most successful failure ive ever seen
@@joejoe8322 I think you mean 45 not 46. Then again you could just be delusional like Steve.
Aww, is the Trumpanzee angry that a real politician is in the White House as POTUS?🙄
Suck it up, neocon boy, and deal.
I knew a bully like this. He is over six feet tall and muscular. Also he's about sixty years old and no one fears him at all. What is happening is what happens to all of us. We get old and the bullies are terrified all those hurts they did all the years are coming back to them.
it's a nice thought, but it depends on who you are. my mother is 74 years old and still going strong.
Props to the journalist who asked him about his sexual abuse charges. Now that's how you get him to stfu
Yeah, Kirsty Wark knew what she was doing. If you're innocent you stay to defend yourself but he ripped right out the studio.
@@lawrence.porter I agree 100% he instantly showed his guilt with that reaction to her questions. 🤣
@@lawrence.porter R Kelly was also defending himself 🤣
@@devilsfavorite999 😂
Kirsty Wark is a very experienced, skilled journalist/presenter. One of the BBC’s best. In terms of fight or flight, the big man did the flight in the face of a difficult question.
3:32 I love how Arsenio called his shit then Seagal tries to act like it was a joke
I’m just disappointed that he’ll never face actual justice for all of the messed up shit he’s done.
No one faces actual justice mannnn
He did when he said he could escape a head lock then proceeds to shit him self literally
This is dangerous ground so Idgaf if his image is hard to kill, we're out for justice. @@BovineIntervention
@@TreeBornMKII I have to Google this!!!!
What has he done?
I love his unique seated fighting style, where he doesn't even stand up and just waits for people to fall over around him for no reason while he sits there flapping his arms. He is a comedic genius.
Seeing what Seagal became is vindication for me and my gut feeling. Way back in his hayday, I wasn't a fan. I was a huge Van Damme nut. A couple of friends were more into Seagal and we bickered about who was better on and off screen. Van Damme made some bad decisions and messed up his life for a while but he finally got his crap together and came back. He demonstrated that he has an actual redeemable personality -- something Seagal never possessed and never will.
My dad literally think Van Damme was a fucking pussy and Segal is superhero. Literally.
When I saw the film JCVD on Blu-ray Disc, Van Damme demonstrated himself to have a level of insight that is the hallmark of all the people worthy of respect. He knows he fukked up, he tries to redress it and move ahead, and he tells his audience he will try to uphold his end of the bargain going forward. Seagull is a massive tit who will never have any self-reflection, never mind to that level. I would not be surprised to learn Seagull is a malignant narcissist or an example of antisocial personality disorder.
if I had to choose between the two Van Damme is an EASY choice. Way less pretentious, in comparison. Plus he can actually kick. Yeah he got messed up on blow but came back, looking good. Seagal was always gross and creepy. There was one good movie but not bc of him
I thought the same thing my friend.
Van Damme also seems to have a sense of humor and doesn't take himself too seriously nowadays. The ''Jean-Claude Van Johnson'' mini-series, where he basically parodies himself was funny af.
Thank you for producing another "Steven Seagal is an obscene human being" video for me to watch. I've seen so many, and there's not enough.
Never enough.
"There's off camera nudity" is a brilliant joke that we can't make anymore because of people like him.
Must admit, that made me laugh and question myself but then I remembered all I do is make jokes and don't actually touch up woman if they're not actually interested 💁♂️😅
Is it?
@@1197540k 36 people anonymously have agreed.
@@needfoolthings heheh fair. I concede off camera.
@@1197540k I think anybody watching a video about Seagull is here for the comedy. We're all friends here, probably.
In the morning a samurai asks "Am I prepared to die?" Seagal asks "Am I prepared to dine?"
When I was a kid, my mom worked at video store in our small upstate NY town. At the time, Seagal was at the peak of his fame, and some of his posters were hanging up in the store.
One day, a woman who was a regular customer comes in, gives a disgusted look to one of the Seagal posters and says something to the effect of, "I despise that man."
My mom asked her why, and the woman goes on to tell her about how her daughter was married to Seagal for a very short time, and that he was horribly abusive to her, and regularly cheated on her. She then said that once he had used her daughter (a moderately successful actress) to make connections with people in the film industry, he walked out on her. A few years after the marriage ended, his career exploded and he was suddenly famous.
The wife shown in the black and white picture in this video, Adrienne La Russa, was the woman's daughter. They were from NYC, but the mother had a place just outside of our town in upstate NY.
One often forgets that the people victimised by the like of Seagal have lives to lead and things to do.
Leftists are the biggest racists.
I find it mind blowing that somebody like Steven can have so much success. You would expect someone like him to be a complete mess in life yet he's thriving, I don't understand 😂.
elon musk is the same
Agreed. 👍
You would have to think he had connections and got lucky. But in general being a dishonest shitty person WiLL help you get ahead in this world, so the only part that's surprising is that he's so obviously bad at being convincing.
@@253Monty this one here pretty much nailed it
@@ignilc Elon is really smart though
Steven Seagull in my opinion is like the physical representation of how guys imagine themselves fighting bad guys and doing sick moves when they're bored at school xD
One thing a lot of people today do not get is that a lot of Children Of The 1980s got their first exposure to martial arts not from films but videogames. Whether it was in arcades or on home computers like the Commodore 64, we ended up with a very limited move set, tournament-oriented idea of the martial arts. Seagull clearly based his idea of how martial arts should look on that. Cool-looking moves with stuff-all regard for how practical they would be in real life. Van Damme's or Jai White's or Lundgren's moves in films might be a little overdramatic and overelaborate for the real world, but they will work in some contexts. Especially Jai White's.
All his movies are basically just his fantasies
“In my opinion, Steven Seagal is literally a god.” - Steven Seagal (probably)
the sad fact is there is people on the Earth today who have the impression who think they are liken unto gods :
I can't thank you guys enough for the support and comments on this video, it's absolutely blown me away and made my whole week. Expect many more videos! I love making them!
You’re amazing already ❤️
Nice work. You have a great way of showing the absurdity of an arrogant actor
So what? Sensei Seagulls been making TH-cam videos since the 60s, dummy 😝
So you now think he's stupidm because "pro-russian", yeah holywood machine works like that.
PS: Trash-talking of asthmatic people like they are unable to do physical stuff, nice. Che Guevara was a severe asthmatic. FYI
Why not title it correctly with LIAR AND TRAITOR
I honestly can't wait for when they're able to do a movie about Seagal. It won't ever happen as long as he's around to stop it, but that movie is going to be absolutely nutty.
They can make a parody style movie in the meantime, which could be hilarious if done right
Surely hope that Disney will product that "biography" 😂
I used to absolutely idolise this guy when I was growing up. His movies made me start martial arts and I would believe everything he said. Unbelievable how naive I Was.
@Jean Hugues no, they were straight garbage. Put any seagall movie up against police story or something 😂
@@slivovitz1683 The Onion Movie beats them.
I used to watch his early movies because of my father, but I loved JCVD's movies more lol
@@slivovitz1683 the one on the ship was awesome
@@peaceformula5830 under siege is absolute garbage I would suggest drunken master 2, project A, operation condor, Hong Kong really owned the 80s and 90s action genre
Clearly Seagal takes the phrase “a legend in his own mind’ to a whole other level !
As a first-time watcher I felt throughout the video that the writing was absolutely engaging and felt well-constructed! Awesome work.
First time to the channel too.
Lets be honest, if somebody made a movie about his life it would be pretty hilarious and probably do well financially considering the low budget.
And who should play that role?
Nicolas. Cage.
Get Kenny fuckin powers to play him hell yea lol
Get Kenny fuckin powers to play him hell yea lol
Nah, it should be a fat Michael Cera.
Will ferrel would play him fantastic!
I love how Arsenio shut him down so quickly he had no choice but to bow to it.
Telling that actress that there is "off camera nudity" is actually hilarious.
It worked for years for Harvey Weinstein...
It's a brilliant joke, if you don't actually mean it. 😂
@THE FXCK SHXPPE He never made a serious film....
@@lawrence.porter yeah, would probably make me laugh if that line was in a tv show. Made me make feel gross knowing Seagal really meant it
Was he really a Navy seals
He's legit. Only second to WWE
I thought it was WWUS, every time someone legit challenged him he ran away just like he runs in his films: a little girly-man, yah
He’s a diabetic
I never get tired of steven seagals stories because they always change.
Steven Seagal also, spent time imprisoned with Nelson Mandela, preached with Gandi, got seven Purple Hearts in Vietnam, and will be crowning King Charles at his coronation.
Thanks for exposing a very disrespectful and egotistical martial artist. It is too bad that, through the entertainment industry, he was allowed to become famous. If he had never appeared in a film, we would not even know his name.
Your right, good comment!
I think the one that this full should be worried about who lies is the president of the United States. Look at that administration now they lie all the time. And I know biden is full of shit . I live in a border Town. That's more concerning than some old martial artist that turned actor. What a bunch of ❄️ everybody is. Crying about Steven seagal's lies 😂
He's not a martial artist, Aikido is literally just the martial art of stage fighting.
@@dahat1992 fucking Thankyou bro so many people think that shit is cool and you can clearly tell it’s bullshit
@@dahat1992 it's a legitimate martial art. It's very limited but it's legitimate.
Surprised you only have 114 subscribers. This is a very well done video. You also have a great voice for this type of content.
Seagul is a real twit. He's fun to laugh at.
Stevens Segals brain is like an action movie. Every brain cell has to go through a maze of enemies to articulate a thought.
One more thing about Steven,,,,,he actually became a patrol police officer for realand was making a "Ride along docu-reality show" and I watched a couple of episodes of it It was absolutely screaming funny even though Steven was trying to chase some baddies you could hear the film crew sneering in the background Thank God for comedian's like STEPHEN SEGAL
After all this time, it’s still hard for me to believe this man is real.
Cause he’s a god 🙏
Could you imagine living in his home town and being arrested by this guy? What a wildly ridiculous person.
He's the most unintentionally hilarious person on the planet
Lol yeah
It's a tie between him and dj Khaled
@garbagedidudirty Na I think Seagal is way worse. Just my humble opinion though.
@@giorgiogazzola5972 watch dj kalad hot ones it will make your blood boil
I swear, I never saw a guy look so pissed off while eating a carrot.
WHAT ABOUT EATING SOME PORK CHOPS !!!
Segal is like the car wreck that you just cant help but slow down and look at. Great video - much of this information I did not know about him, and I thought the video as a whole was very well done. Hope to see your channel grow!
I usually try to practice the “trust but verify” method when it comes to SA allegations, but when it comes to Seagal, I 100% believe any accusation made against him and any accusations that may occur in the future.
Distrust, verify and still be suspicious. But seagull is a creep.
Blows my mind that people still see seagul as legit in any way
He's charismatic, and he does have quick, accurate hands. I'm not saying he's an elite fighter, but he is elite at seeming to be an elite fighter without fighting.
he was the first white Aikido master in Japan. It's a very deadly martial art. He couldn't really show it off cause it's based on fatal type of strikes
My elementary school friend had a hard on for him back in the day. I would make fun of him, but he would lecture me about how bad Seagal was. I thought he knew what he was talking about at first. I was an impressionable kid. I found out the truth shortly after. I want to find and message him and tell him what a joke he is. Both him and Seagal. I gave my friend the benefit of trust, and he betrayed that with his own gullibility. Lesson learned. I no longer take anything at face value. It frustrates people, but I don't care.
No one does anymore, well maybe putin do as they are besties.
@@joedingy9854 he's a fraud , just bought his aikido fame with money. He's actually even bad influence for the aikido name
I enjoyed it, I always love a binge watch of catastrophic celebrity moments. Jussie Smollen being one of my favourites, so many people have covered that case though. Good video :)
Jussie Smollen? Don't you mean Juicy Smoolyay? He's a french actor
There can be never enough coverage of Steven Seagal's lies. Thanks for the upload.
The last few seconds of his story alone could merit a whole video. As far as I am concerned the ultimate 10/10 “let’s collectively and publicly laugh at this a*hole and politically and societally declare him an unwanted person and never bring any of his work to any big distributor again” is his hole Russian politics thing, him singing in occupied territory weeks after annexation, his great Putin buddies; him entering the pro-putin “opposition party” (you know, as is normal in authoritarian just-for-show-democracies; to soak up oppositional voters only to then behind the scenes don’t actually do anything). Him being a lobbyist for the Russian WEAPONS industry; his cute buddy visit with his Belarusian dictator friend. Oh Btw, he is one of the last western celebs who (even among those who were pro-Putin before) still hasn’t (and won’t) denounced the Russian -special operation- (what a fcking joke…) *invasion* in Ukraine - there is so much more really bad stuff, it’s crazy!
A perfect example of when someone actually is a pretty cool and interesting person, but ruins it with their ego and narcissism. Humility is the coolest characteristic anybody can have.
Humility is overrated. Nobody cares about your sheeplie ideas or what the loser stalking sheep think who try to "laugh at" him but all they literally accomplish is actually prive they are pathetic sad losers laughing like lunatics and morons in their persecutory delusions.
The many are always cry amd beat themselves in their agony and neurotuc hysteria over the success of the few. Muhammad Ali even actually pointed out thar humility is trash.
Check GoldenbellTraining videos on Steven. He's such a loser
And yet you are here, still watching Stephan Seagal material and even making the extra effort to comment. He must still be making some kind of impact on you for you to be doing so. 😂
I agree with this comment. If he just kept his trap shut, he'd be much more revered.
I missed the part where he was cool and interesting, more like a liar and sexual predator but what do I know
I met him with my Akido classmates at a seminar. He was creepy and very handsy with the women in our group (ages 14-49).
Love that quick Mad TV insert at the beginning. The legend Will Sasso.
Sasso did Tony Soprano in a sketch. Funniest thing I ever saw.
My boss reminds me of Steven Seagal. He unironically credits Seagal as one of the most dangerous "martial artists" ever. My boss is also a master of Aikido and 10 other martial arts and has cool stories relating to every single thing you can think of. He also carries a Steven Seagal signature knife. He seems to actually strive to be more like Steven Seagal lol..
That's fucking golden
😊
Even if you just scraped the surface of Seagal, you still did it very well. Good job 😂
I'm making a follow-up video to try and tell the WHOLE story this time, in order. Apparently there's an audience interested in the same stuff as me, but there's no video quite like what I want, so I'll just make it!
I have heard that scraping the surface of Seagal can cause oily residue. 😂
Keep it up!
Well he sure does have a lot of surface these days...must be to keep all the manliness in.
@@slazzechofe check out The Dollop podcast episodes on seagal. It's a three part series
You guys remember when he taught Anderson Silva that front kick he land on Vitor
First video of yours I come across and I instantly subscribed. Love your humor and dig the format. Keep ‘em coming!
Steven, thank you for giving us a lifetime supply of laughter with your pure genius idiocy. I remember watching his movies as a kid and thinking what a load of a load of baloney. And then the icing on top came when I found out about the claim that Bruce Lee had backed out of a fight with Steven 😂😂🤣🤣
I'm telling y'all, don't be surprised if soon he comes out as the next self-proclaimed Dalai Lama.
Here's something most people don't bring up about ol Steven and his movies , they are money laundering for the Russian mob
Big fan of steven straight to DVD comedy movies. I hope he keeps making comedy movies till he's 100 years old.
I couldn't stop watching. I knew he was full of it but I had no idea to what extent. This guy's a piece of work..
Same 🤣
I don't think a lot of people are aware of the large Yakuza and Triad presence in Lansing, MI. You go down the wrong street at the wrong time it's like a scene from a John Woo movie.
You nailed it man. Thanks for putting entertaining, as well as informative, content out.
Love all these Steven Seagal videos that call him a liar.
Dude never out-grew that 3rd grade mentality of one-upsmanship, despite HAVING a cool life
That's laughable. I knew a guy who never outgrew his SECOND grade mentality. Third? Pff. Also, I had to legally register my fists as firearms.
Legendary Gravy Seal and member of the CIA
(Constantly Ingesting Applebee’s) and 7th Dan master of aikidonuts.
I've been watching Steven Seagal movies for like 85 years
I combed through the comments specifically for a Tom Segura reference. You did not disappoint. 👍
@@greecoboost I've been watching Tom Segura bits for like 47 years.
There’s off camera nudity 😂! That’s hilarious that he thought that would actually work.
Me and a few mates have a "terrible movie tuesday" which quickly changed over to straight up Stevan Seagul movies, I swear he only adds nude scenes with him and other actresses for his own benefit, same goes for stipper clubs, sometimes they are jammed into the movies with zero contexts or reason, like he'll just have a naked girl with him and you won't even know who she is or ever see here again.
It's wild and worst of all his movies are ALL made at a multi million dollar loss, is he just laundering money or what?
I think you answered your own questions. He loves Russia (currently) and Russian oligarchs need to launder their money and since their other launderer is going down…..
What time Tuesday's 😂👍
terrible comment
Steven isn't the boy who cried "wolf!" He is the boy who just cried in general.
I knew he was insane.. but wow. That was enlightening and horrifying. Thank you.
Very well done, very professional , narrating seems effortless for you and that allows your subject to be front and center
Thank you so much 😀
I’m actually embarrassed (and have been since way before this video) just knowing Steven Seagal is from my hometown. But then again, we gave the world Burt Reynolds.
Lol.
Burt was just as douchie
@@psychobillynumbnuts1 Nah.
Burt, The wife beater?
What's wrong with Burt?
As ridiculous as he may be considered, I still watch and will always enjoy "Above The Law", " Hard To Kill", "Out For Justice", " Under Siege " and sometimes a few others
Same.
He's an idiot for sure. But his first few movies are still cool early 90s action movies
Your funny too.
Agree
This type of nostalgia is unacceptable. You shouldn't feel the same way about movies today that you saw 20 years ago
@@Talisman09 why not? there's no rules on how to feel, enjoy what you enjoy
I still don’t know how this guy pulled the hot girl I crushed on so bad in the 80s, the actress from Weird Science who’s character was created from science to be the hottest most perfect woman imaginable.
Kelly LeBroc was quite a dish, huh?
@@williamdixon8961 oh yeah...she was as hot as it got in the late 80s for kids and teens.
He cheated on her.
“I’ve never been wrong yet”.
-Steven Segal
He is not lying when he says he can be very funny. He can be. He is hilarious. But, none of it is intentional. He is a completely unintentional laugh riot comedian when you think about his level of ridiculous confidence, and his behavior that surrounds that.
Back in the day he had everyone believing he was the real deal.
Amazing.
No internet.
Jai white is a real one. He actually knows how to fight lol he's not just an actor.
One of the few real martial artists in film for sure.
Just the opening edits is a master class in juxtaposition.
The "leisure suit larry" joke landed so well. Mostly because it's not brought up much
I knew a dude like this in highschool. One year he came in with an accent and told everybody he was from new york, as if we weren't in school with him for years? Like dude.. we know you! He came up with all kinds of wild things. He use to pretend to stick shift his automatic.
Lmao that’s hilarious with the stick shift
Was his name Robert?
@@vladot84 idk maybe, it's been like 13 years
He’s the jack of all trades and the master of none 😂
A master of 31 martial arts and 31 flavors 🍨
😅😅😅
A well deserved laugh before my
Goodnight sleep !! Thanks man .
Seagal also has some recent action movies where he’s a sniper in some kind of special forces team, but he’s sitting down most of the movie. He also hooks up with a women young enough to be his grand daughter.
Anyway, Very funny video.
As a master of martial arts he can transform into any race. That is why he is the best actor of the 90s.