Akaash Singh DESTROYS Heckler | Stand Up Comedy

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  • @C33dis
    @C33dis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16821

    Comedian: “my job is to be funny, not cater to your stupid sensitivities”
    That resonates throughout the next decade so well

    • @doccholo905
      @doccholo905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      I never understood why folks don't understand that and still show up to comedy shows. Especially to the comedians who make a living saying very non-PC shit lol

    • @daniellenicole6391
      @daniellenicole6391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes every comedian ever

    • @sandradavid4026
      @sandradavid4026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, it certainly does!

    • @SuperHappyhal
      @SuperHappyhal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and he does his job well

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      wtf did she even say to get this all started

  • @primabellas6856
    @primabellas6856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9586

    “I’m Hindu so I get another life” - That cracked me up.

    • @nirajsingh8830
      @nirajsingh8830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      We hindu believe in rebirth

    • @nirajsingh8830
      @nirajsingh8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheThugNasty , Its Ur perception, can't expect good fr a thug

    • @amazingamazigh6847
      @amazingamazigh6847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@TheThugNasty just like yours means nothing to the rest of the world.

    • @nirajsingh8830
      @nirajsingh8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@TheThugNasty , USA politics matter, not public opinion, know the difference first, its government that matter, not any individual,

    • @BenDover-qx5tu
      @BenDover-qx5tu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheThugNasty reserve that for Asia ns

  • @lordbyakko
    @lordbyakko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9777

    And the moral is: Never ever try to heckle a comedian. It only gives them more ammo.

    • @amanankele8990
      @amanankele8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      She did not heckle him. He came at her for not laughing and clapping at his jokes. Did you watch the start of the video?

    • @diogoferreiaoliveira4173
      @diogoferreiaoliveira4173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@amanankele8990 yeah i have no idea about what happened before the video but if this was all he just made her unconfterbal and then humiliated her for no reason..

    • @maplesyrupphilosopher6886
      @maplesyrupphilosopher6886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Her salt only makes him stronger..

    • @Artistofprocedure
      @Artistofprocedure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@amanankele8990 its obviously you in this vid plz just take the L

    • @amanankele8990
      @amanankele8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Artistofprocedure I know you aren't used to seeing a Black woman being defended so vigorously by anyone. We are often the butt of everyone's jokes, the bottom of the barrel right? A man attacks a woman for not laughing at his jokes, goes all racist on her, Black women and HBCU, yet you are defending his despicable racism and bullying. Have a good day sir

  • @danaeads919
    @danaeads919 ปีที่แล้ว +2469

    She fails to understand that no matter how hateful she is being, Akaash is still going home laughing with her money in his pocket.

    • @frank-ko6de
      @frank-ko6de 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      what did she say that was hateful?

    • @danaeads919
      @danaeads919 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      @@frank-ko6de Did you watch the video? It begins after Akaash said something as part of his routine, she got offended and made a remark. It starts as Akaash refuses to apologize for his joke and she refuses to shut up about how offended she is. Even in this nearly five minute video, it is apparent that footage has been edited out. Think about that. She is complaining for well over five minutes, she is getting roasted by Akaash, the audience is completely against her...yet she never shuts up about how offended she is, nor does she simply get up and walk out of the venue. Is she directly insulting Akaash? No, but she is interfering with, impeding, interrupting, delaying his performance all because she needs to be right, she needs to be comforted and apologized to. As Akaash continually points out...he doesn't owe her a damn thing. He's not going to apologize to her, ever, and while she has hurt feelings, he has her money.

    • @frank-ko6de
      @frank-ko6de 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@danaeads919 Again, what does this have to do with hate? Why do you simple nonsense always insist on injecting your nonsense narratives? My word.

    • @danaeads919
      @danaeads919 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@frank-ko6de Just admit you are an idiot. She certainly isn't being helpful and is intentionally trying to disrupt his performance because she's bent. Go have the day you deserve.

    • @lordwombat368
      @lordwombat368 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@danaeads919 he cant begin to comprehend that disrupting someone while theyre performing is insanely hateful

  • @dominicbuck3744
    @dominicbuck3744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6350

    “I’m Hindu, I get another life.” “That’s the worst self awareness” “that’s why you’re in the audience, no one cares about your opinion” “I grew up in Texas after 9/11” GOLD

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      You're the reason black men date white women

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @Lovely_Day woah woah woah....geez

    • @johnbravo1034
      @johnbravo1034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That Hindu comment was awesome.😆

    • @mr.chimichanga6947
      @mr.chimichanga6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Lovely_Day you must’ve been that woman in the audience

    • @starlord3212
      @starlord3212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@goldiscloset she was wrong here. No need to take her side.

  • @MartialMind
    @MartialMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11680

    Its insane that she was THAT comfortable being annoying in public. Imagine what she does in private.

    • @shadowling77777
      @shadowling77777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Ikr

    • @BATTLETEETH
      @BATTLETEETH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      I feel bad for her partner if she has one

    • @t-bagbagwell1327
      @t-bagbagwell1327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      She runs after cats all day long.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      She's a "strong black woman". You can't tell her nothing.

    • @aracksmoker
      @aracksmoker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      She prob thinks she’s funny around her friends but they also embarrassed

  • @KingTen91
    @KingTen91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6559

    "I grew up in Texas after 9/11
    I promise, I took it just like you"
    All the languages of the world and you decided to speak facts

    • @KingTen91
      @KingTen91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @Willie Brazell not sure how you got that. He was talking to one person directly. He likely has experienced just as much racism if not more than she has. He's not saying he's experienced the same abuse that all black people that have ever lived in America have experienced, he would obviously be incorrect since he's likely never been shackled and whipped against his will. That being said, she likely hasn't either.

    • @andrewisrunningwhilevibin4583
      @andrewisrunningwhilevibin4583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @Willie Brazell she’s never gone through slavery my guy I don’t get why most modern day BLM members feel that they have. I understand being angry for your ancestors but you can’t pull the slavery card on a generation of white people that slavery had nothing to do with.

    • @jahrocky1860
      @jahrocky1860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@andrewisrunningwhilevibin4583 Are you black? Then of course you wouldn't get it. Btw I didn't agree with her

    • @fourth-dimensionalbeing9737
      @fourth-dimensionalbeing9737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@jahrocky1860 don't get what? The victimhood mentality?

    • @woodson21
      @woodson21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@jahrocky1860 You’re part of the problem.

  • @michaelriddick7116
    @michaelriddick7116 ปีที่แล้ว +2514

    I'll never get why people always think they can clap back at a guy whose profession it is to roast people, and is currently holding the microphone! 😂🤣😂

    • @eliteayanokoji8637
      @eliteayanokoji8637 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Say it again 😂😂 because some people just don't know

    • @markmessi9020
      @markmessi9020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Naw that one dude destroyed Kramer in that infamous set. All hecklers are trying to emulate that moment with another comedian

    • @Arthur-u7e6l
      @Arthur-u7e6l 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      They're drunk...

    • @SCOTTEDM
      @SCOTTEDM 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It’s futile. This isn’t the movie Nutty Professor.

    • @user-me9vk8df6p
      @user-me9vk8df6p 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Unless they want attention

  • @stevecaldwell8740
    @stevecaldwell8740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5735

    “I’m not white; I don’t owe you anything.”

    • @WHADDDD
      @WHADDDD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      I’m white and I don’t owe her shit 😂😂

    • @harrisonwells9139
      @harrisonwells9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      @@WHADDDD he’s tryna say that Indians were also oppressed, so she can’t use the race card against us.

    • @Catullus_J_5
      @Catullus_J_5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@harrisonwells9139 True, true
      Little did you suspect, you activated my trap card! I'm Welsh AND Irish!

    • @harrisonwells9139
      @harrisonwells9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@Catullus_J_5 ok, but that doesn’t compare to the 1000 years of Islamic and European slavery in India.

    • @Catullus_J_5
      @Catullus_J_5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@harrisonwells9139 Yeah, I agree. You are absolutely right, I was just attempting to make light of the situation

  • @marlkalone7361
    @marlkalone7361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4750

    "Black person pulls race card on an indian, gets a reverse uno card in return."

    • @thegrimstreaker4669
      @thegrimstreaker4669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Reverse card then proceeds to drop draw +4 on the next turn.

    • @libtard.4844
      @libtard.4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      A black woman against voter id tried to pull the race card on me today I told her I'm not white I could care less what color she was playing race card isn't going to work on me and to quit playing victim im not some leftist.

    • @grahamgonzo8375
      @grahamgonzo8375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

    • @libtard.4844
      @libtard.4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Erin Sanders no ofcourse not but thats the naritive these days.

    • @CovidVirgin
      @CovidVirgin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@libtard.4844 I’m on the left, but these idiots being against voter IDs is very revealing. They look down so much on POCs in assuming they don’t have the ability/capacity to obtain identification. That’s some racist logic

  • @billthecat666
    @billthecat666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6473

    "I grew up in Texas after 9/11. I handled it." That's great.

    • @jsvkia1
      @jsvkia1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Texas? That's childs play, he should have grew up in the deep south lol.

    • @jsvkia1
      @jsvkia1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Apparently you aren't, Texas is considered to be a part of the southwest, grew up here. The deep south us considered to be Arkansas all the way too North Carolina...

    • @jsvkia1
      @jsvkia1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      to*

    • @mygaffer
      @mygaffer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You edit your posts.

    • @Fidellio13
      @Fidellio13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It is. It's all mostly in reference to the original colonies, or at least the original eastern states. Texas was definitely a part of the western frontier for a long time, Thus the south-west.

  • @makukawakami
    @makukawakami ปีที่แล้ว +1395

    This is not a roast, this is a cremation

    • @baleighmorey1626
      @baleighmorey1626 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😅😅😅

    • @novelacollection
      @novelacollection 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🤣🤣👊🏼

    • @Gruffydom
      @Gruffydom 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hindus are good at cremations, they love the cremations.

    • @brandi66RN
      @brandi66RN 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Factz!!!

    • @vijaybalchandani9622
      @vijaybalchandani9622 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i see what you did there

  • @JusticeForSome
    @JusticeForSome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    I hate it when people go to a COMEDY club to start something. People went there to have a good time.

    • @maxwellmarsden7273
      @maxwellmarsden7273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      MOST of them did, her not so much!!!

    • @scootover7
      @scootover7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would start my act if I were to do comedy by saying if you are overly sensitive or easily offended I suggest that you leave or go hide out in the bathroom.

    • @MeoWooff_01
      @MeoWooff_01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Rob Melrose nah, this is more fun.

    • @LSPig
      @LSPig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why the fuck do snowflakes even go to comedy shows? They're literally setting themselves up

    • @vee1267
      @vee1267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sometimes I wonder if a few of the idiots that try to start something, were actually planted there for the sake of a joke.
      After all, hecklers getting roasted is never NOT funny 😂

  • @mperformance3502
    @mperformance3502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11579

    The black card won’t work on other minorities 🤣

    • @elliejayjayusa
      @elliejayjayusa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      You are correct, I abhor the civil rights movement as it only ensured a permanent bottom class, correct? Last time a police shot an unarmed Indian person............?

    • @umaryes4473
      @umaryes4473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

      @@elliejayjayusa you just don't feel threatened by an Indian man bruh. Like Indians are usually one of the nicest peoples ever, esp sikhs

    • @Blighted_Ashes
      @Blighted_Ashes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@umaryes4473 yea what are they gonna do poop on your overcrowded bus?

    • @umaryes4473
      @umaryes4473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Blighted_Ashes my overcrowded bus?

    • @Blighted_Ashes
      @Blighted_Ashes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@umaryes4473 could be yours could be someone else's could be ours *Russian theme plays*

  • @alotson
    @alotson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6009

    it's was so funny when he said "I'm Hindu I get another life you don't"

    • @dm3402
      @dm3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      " Aint that right morroco? Thats wassup! *high five* "
      lmao gorgeous and the
      "They hate you! They LOVE me!!"

    • @chthulu27
      @chthulu27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Pure rofls. That's why I listen to this guy. He takes no shit.

    • @wxb200
      @wxb200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "Living in Texas after 9/11" was funny AF too...

    • @l.austin2371
      @l.austin2371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wxb200 911 happened in new york what the fuck texas got to do with it

    • @WhiskeyBobb
      @WhiskeyBobb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@l.austin2371 How dense are you?

  • @scaryjoker
    @scaryjoker ปีที่แล้ว +2668

    "im not white i dont owe you anythin" what a killer line

    • @moresnare
      @moresnare 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, but white folks don't owe black folks anything either. : )

    • @fantasticmrmonk
      @fantasticmrmonk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Which is weird considering Indians (as in people from India) are technically Caucasian.

    • @headienutburn
      @headienutburn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@fantasticmrmonk Are you retarded...?

    • @headienutburn
      @headienutburn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A 'killer line'...? LoL. Hate yourself much? I don't owe blacks a single thing. Loser. 🖕🏻😂

    • @Petey17564
      @Petey17564 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am white and don’t owe her shit either. There are more slaves in fucking Africa today then there ever was in US! White people where also the first in the world to condemn and stop Slavery. Maybe Africans should not have sailed them out to sea to trade to the European’s let’s not forget the millions of white people captured by Muslims a long time ago.

  • @VengefulBatz
    @VengefulBatz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6153

    “ you’re the reason black men date white women.”
    (Hiroshima mushroom cloud emerges)

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      BFG 10,000 fires

    • @devinwhite5064
      @devinwhite5064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Dead Body Reported

    • @christopherflowers6583
      @christopherflowers6583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Tsar Bomba would be more appropriate.

    • @harrisonwells9139
      @harrisonwells9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Imagine if he said that in 2020

    • @momplus4633
      @momplus4633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      So why do white men who marry black women have longer marriage's? Black women are not the problem. Black men don't like being confronted by black women who tell them the truth and hold them accountable for their actions. We want you to be real men that listens.

  • @Xurreal
    @Xurreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5137

    She obviously wasn't prepared to deal with an Indian man's wit.

    • @tyronjasonhuff
      @tyronjasonhuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      They never let it go. Good luck

    • @LoveHateSexPain311
      @LoveHateSexPain311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      never bring a knife to a gunfight .

    • @404EyedAce
      @404EyedAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      She wasn’t ready at all.

    • @SAyala-hy5hs
      @SAyala-hy5hs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Is like that annoying woman in the crowd on a video of Jordan Peterson, they where looking for gold and only found death.

    • @TheKh65
      @TheKh65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Noooo she wasn't readddddyyyy!

  • @gatexor
    @gatexor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3478

    This exchange reminds me of that saying: "Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pidgeon. It'll just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway."

    • @Smooth258
      @Smooth258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This exchange reminds me of Kramer. He went full racist just to attack one woman in one group

    • @adamm.6595
      @adamm.6595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Stealing this. Thanks.

    • @deefunkstrong7818
      @deefunkstrong7818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s some smooth shit bruh!! 💪🏾

    • @Iron-Bridge
      @Iron-Bridge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Smooth258 Attack? Nah, snowflake. Don't know about the Kramer reference. But in this case, she's out there grabbing unnecessary attention. She's only brave because she's in the audience. Can see why you identify with her 😄. Entitled.

    • @MazdaRX7007
      @MazdaRX7007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah, pigeons are too smart for that lmao.

  • @nicolausthothmes2325
    @nicolausthothmes2325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2402

    "you don't have nothin to say"
    "I don't have nothin?"
    *Pulls out comedic 40 Cal. and fires with no hesitation*

    • @superme63
      @superme63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      40cal? Nah...that was a fucking Intercontinental Ballistic Missile!!!

    • @nicolausthothmes2325
      @nicolausthothmes2325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@superme63 lmao

    • @aceofpittsburgh
      @aceofpittsburgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What was the missle that tony stark dropped in iron man? That's what the joke was.

    • @gtas321
      @gtas321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!"

    • @mup8661
      @mup8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ZERO hesitation. Ruthlessness.

  • @myboyzmkhize9916
    @myboyzmkhize9916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    Moral of the story:
    If you can’t appreciate comedy, don’t attend a comedy club 🤷🏿‍♂️😂

    • @deewestwood634
      @deewestwood634 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      💯👏👏👏

    • @FATillery
      @FATillery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Indeed my friend. You are their for laughter and a good time not to be a commentator on social ills.

    • @brad3283
      @brad3283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Moral of the story: If you are black and still a democrat. You are probably a terrible person.

    • @tahsinahmed5692
      @tahsinahmed5692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FATillery that's exactly what I felt that was the main point the comedian was trying to make

    • @calebmatiene4910
      @calebmatiene4910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or literally just leave

  • @pbc_03
    @pbc_03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4684

    Legend has it, she still talking to this day.

    • @Mike_to_the_k
      @Mike_to_the_k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Idk how I'm here 8 years later but your comments got me laughing pretty hard

    • @shabba213
      @shabba213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And clapping her hands

    • @todgr81
      @todgr81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Legend has it..." Ha ha!!! Lol 👍👍

    • @iamergoproxy3476
      @iamergoproxy3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And she's single til this day

    • @exiverence
      @exiverence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This comment made me laugh out loud

  • @MrsTaak
    @MrsTaak ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Don’t go to a comedy show if you are going to heckle. Lol

    • @Cody-h1z
      @Cody-h1z 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I mean.... she gave us some pretty good content and a stock to laugh at.

    • @rex8255
      @rex8255 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There's an exception. Jimmy Carr has people who heckle him KNOWING they're going to get roasted, but in his case the reckless are the ones laughing loudest.

    • @threestepssideways1202
      @threestepssideways1202 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Or if you do, just heckle once, drop a line, usually a comedian will laugh if it's on point. Don't go to argue like you are the main event I'd say.

  • @onlypestilence6116
    @onlypestilence6116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4285

    I'm sad it took the algorithm 7 years to give me this gift, but damn his comebacks were savage.

    • @ElBorichamo
      @ElBorichamo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactpy my thought

    • @mafiaseargent
      @mafiaseargent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Noname-ho7ib
      @Noname-ho7ib 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ssme

    • @tradedate
      @tradedate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same for me 😂

    • @pacha777
      @pacha777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why they show us this video 7 years later? 😂😂😂

  • @eightball8008
    @eightball8008 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3663

    the sprit of chris tucker, in the body of a small indian

  • @flipsvstheworld
    @flipsvstheworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

    "I grew up in Texas after 9/11."
    Ooooooohhhhhhaaaauuuuchchch

    • @gtas321
      @gtas321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He's Indian.. Not middle eastern. Not Arab, and not Muslim.

    • @flipsvstheworld
      @flipsvstheworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@gtas321 that didn't stop people fromthinking you were a bomber for having dark or tanned skin in Texas. I was born in Texas, and that terrorist was common enough in Texas. Even tho he was Indian. That's why the joke HE said kn this video is funny

    • @nakamiyonemura2001
      @nakamiyonemura2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@gtas321 People discriminate based on looks. It's warranted

    • @Allopientubefish2
      @Allopientubefish2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@gtas321 people in the South around that time didn't give a shit about the specifics.

    • @harvey1954
      @harvey1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@gtas321 That's not the point. He looked foreign so he was stereotyped as a possible terrorist.

  • @gopuprakash160
    @gopuprakash160 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    This guy is a monster. None of the Indian comedians in India can ever come close to him. He's GOLD.

    • @sasidharvivek419
      @sasidharvivek419 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There are some in India..

    • @brainseye3317
      @brainseye3317 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      well the audience is pretty different you would get jailed for that type of gigs in india no cap lol and like hey man aib was pretty good till they got fcking jailed lol

    • @gopuprakash160
      @gopuprakash160 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brainseye3317 you're right hahaha

    • @ravaladitya6782
      @ravaladitya6782 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Biswa Kalyan Rath :3

    • @Kya_kar_loge_jaanke
      @Kya_kar_loge_jaanke 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@brainseye3317well I liked AIB as well, until they were found to be fking hypocrites. There's a reason why they shut down. The MeToo movement exposed their one sided feminism. I'm not saying India doesn't need absolute free speech, but we're probably not entirely ready for it.

  • @hughmungus6911
    @hughmungus6911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4968

    Never could I have imagined that a small Indian man could be so good at dunking.

    • @zerubbabelsbridge
      @zerubbabelsbridge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      🤣😂🤣

    • @vm1kmt
      @vm1kmt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Hugh Mungus....Is it really you...????

    • @zoomermcboomer4771
      @zoomermcboomer4771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hugh mungus what?

    • @vm1kmt
      @vm1kmt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zoomermcboomer4771 😂😅

    • @adamdavies66
      @adamdavies66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How you doing Hugh? you been to visit that Zarna Yoshi crazy at the asylum at all?

  • @WMB6022
    @WMB6022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2491

    Perfect example of the saying “Temper gets you into trouble, pride keeps you there.”

    • @weaswhole7178
      @weaswhole7178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Woah, I'm stealing this.

    • @jeter1194
      @jeter1194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No doubt

    • @michaelruatfelaralte84
      @michaelruatfelaralte84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I like this comment, imma save this hhaa ty man

    • @SuperSa100
      @SuperSa100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice name bro

    • @WMB6022
      @WMB6022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SuperSa100 Hey, likewise 👍🏽

  • @SupaPoopaScoopa
    @SupaPoopaScoopa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1144

    You have to be disturbed to try and talk over a performer like that.
    That lack of self-awareness is scary.

    • @Tomorrison28
      @Tomorrison28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Entitlement bro. Its a disease

    • @cameronbartlett856
      @cameronbartlett856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She one of those people who don't have an inner monologue most likely.

    • @SaltyRat05
      @SaltyRat05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lonely people tend to scream the loudest to tune out their sad

    • @Smooth258
      @Smooth258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have to be racist to make a comment about black men and who they date

    • @SupaPoopaScoopa
      @SupaPoopaScoopa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@Smooth258 It's not racist at all because he's only talking about black men's decisions which is specifically based on her individual attitude. It's not race-specific or racially negative in any way. He could say the same thing to any minority regarding the majority and it'd be just as funny.
      Does it hit to close to home for you :D ?
      Context wise, Black Dynamite, kryptonite skit is actually more racist... as funny as hell as it was for me, I couldn't help imagine some black women getting salty over it?

  • @robbiemedica2652
    @robbiemedica2652 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    The art of responding to hecklers is in embarrassing them and turning the rest of the audience against them.

    • @l3ftie578
      @l3ftie578 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Most times it feels like the heckler does that all on their own just by existing lmfao

  • @MohitYadav-qj4fl
    @MohitYadav-qj4fl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5412

    "im not white, i dont owe you anything"

    • @lungisatakane772
      @lungisatakane772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      I laughed hard at that

    • @marcuslarwa9098
      @marcuslarwa9098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      Mohit Yadav I am white and I don’t owe her anything either. I grandfather left Poland to escape the war and came her with nothing. I’m 2 generation American so none of my ancestors owned slaves. Black people need to stop acting like every white person owes them something and put there big boy pants on and go make something of themselves instead of blaming everyone else.

    • @parthsavyasachi9348
      @parthsavyasachi9348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@marcuslarwa9098 yepp indeed.

    • @Classikh
      @Classikh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@marcuslarwa9098 You owe her $100 mate.

    • @erboch7124
      @erboch7124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      @@marcuslarwa9098 Its a JOKE, numbnuts. Stop using this shit to affirm your bullshit rhetoric

  • @animeguy6877
    @animeguy6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3271

    He's flagrantly funny, he should have a podcast.

    • @shwetanshkumar8203
      @shwetanshkumar8203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He has one ! With Andrew Schultz

    • @animeguy6877
      @animeguy6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      @@shwetanshkumar8203 r/whoosh. How could you fall for that?! the name of the show is in the comment!!!

    • @audiofeinz5754
      @audiofeinz5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@animeguy6877 🤣🤣

    • @Raaxshas
      @Raaxshas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@shwetanshkumar8203 bruh...

    • @anthonyn2200
      @anthonyn2200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Andrew Schulz is painfully not funny definitely prefer this guy

  • @masterbulgokov
    @masterbulgokov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Rule #1 - you aren't going to talk over the guy with the mic.
    Rule #2 - the race card is the WORST card to play to a standup comic. They're just waiting for it.
    Rule #3 - Don't try to outwit a standup comic. Those folks are professionals. They've handled more hecklers than you've seen shows.

    • @s_mp_08
      @s_mp_08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agree w you

    • @Freedomlives33
      @Freedomlives33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly 💯👍😂🤣

    • @spacecowboy07723
      @spacecowboy07723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good heckling is fun though

    • @sebfox2194
      @sebfox2194 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rule #4 Especially don't play the race card to another ethnic minority!

  • @sammy080798
    @sammy080798 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +512

    The comment, "Youre the reason black men date white women" cut her deep..... it aint the first time shes been told that.....

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      I think it IS the first time she was put in her place- she had no concept of it before. ( which is why she confidently talked the WHOLE TIME.)

    • @Jean-mg3yl
      @Jean-mg3yl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would’ve been happy when he said that she’s the reason why black man date, white woman I’m a black woman and I wouldn’t even date these men. I don’t know why people think by saying that is black women. The only black women get upset about this comment is black women I give birth to them and black women that date these black things thank God, I never gave birth to any of them, and I would never in my life date any of them.

    • @LembeckIsStaying
      @LembeckIsStaying 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, they really are that thick headed. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thee_morpheus
      @thee_morpheus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He ain’t lying though, 100% facts, broad just wouldn’t stfu and take the L. Always gotta have the last word, loud and masculine.

    • @MitchMitch77-77
      @MitchMitch77-77 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They should of put her face on camera for the internet to see!

  • @stevenk5152
    @stevenk5152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "I'm sorry someone was racist to you when you were 8, i grew up in texas after 9/11" BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH i fucking DIED

  • @25BDominique2021
    @25BDominique2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    "I couldn't even cuss, had to take you out clean and you can put this on Disney"
    This line took me out.

  • @mortyj26
    @mortyj26 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2151

    "My job is to funny, my job isn't to cater to your stupid sensitivities." Hi, I'd like 200 T-shirts with this phrase on it please.

    • @Rickyp0123
      @Rickyp0123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hi, here from 2020. Where those shirts at?

    • @AlwonDomz
      @AlwonDomz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Typo included lol

    • @2AForever-wi8yj
      @2AForever-wi8yj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best line of the show.

    • @dharmikpatel3941
      @dharmikpatel3941 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      6 years and we still waiting fam👀

    • @deewestwood634
      @deewestwood634 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @judsdragon
    @judsdragon ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "im gonna die soon, im hindu so i get another life u dont" that was brilliant lol

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I just discovered this guy, what did he mean, was he being morbid for the laughs, sincerely deprecating actual suicidal tendencies, or was he diagnosed with something terminal or something?

    • @dijohnle8460
      @dijohnle8460 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@avosmash2121 hindu religion believs in reincarnation. so he dies he's reborn as something else

    • @morninglion27
      @morninglion27 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@avosmash2121 Hindus are reborn 7 times that's it that's the joke.

    • @jqwiiiiqqirmnsnnsnnsnnsmjjrj
      @jqwiiiiqqirmnsnnsnnsnnsmjjrj 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@morninglion27 Hindus can reborn forever, that 7 lives talk is marriage, which not all Hindus believe in.

  • @BobbyJOnline
    @BobbyJOnline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3614

    He didn’t disrespect a Black Woman.. He handled a disrespectful Black Woman that didn’t know how to STFU at a Comedy Show other people paid to see.

    • @onlyplayerseattacoswiththe1613
      @onlyplayerseattacoswiththe1613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      BobbyJOnline Podcast amen💯

    • @Ferbals
      @Ferbals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Thank you. I just had someone try and tell me about myself because I laughed...as a black woman. Comedy and reality are 2 TOTALLY different things to me. So, I wasn't offended. He went into offense mode as a comedian. And, considering he was coming off the top of his head, he could have been WAY worse! But, that's sensitive ass America for you these days...

    • @Ferbals
      @Ferbals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@onlyplayerseattacoswiththe1613 my bad. I meant to say, "defense mode". Either way...

    • @brandonbrown1916
      @brandonbrown1916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      She was an angry bird whose ego was bruised, and stupidly continued to keep trying the professional...who happened to be black. Black women have enough issues alrdy, than to take on her bs.

    • @jasonjones3694
      @jasonjones3694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      A heckler is a heckler

  • @AntonDoesMusic
    @AntonDoesMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    "I am so sorry someone was racist to you when you were 8. I grew up in Texas after 9/11. I promise, I took it just like you." XD oh my god.

    • @Really250
      @Really250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That shit was savage lol

    • @nygelwalker9162
      @nygelwalker9162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      As a black man....that shit was savage! Haha

    • @gmacgreg7738
      @gmacgreg7738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I feel you. I'm black, but light complexion with a sharp nose; I give off a middle eastern/ East Indian vibe. I got searched everytime I flew. "Patriotic" waitresses were slow to serve me during 911. I loved his comedy, so relatable.

    • @littlehandsgivescovfefe4837
      @littlehandsgivescovfefe4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most powerful shit right there.

    • @Mr_Daddy1980
      @Mr_Daddy1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well you can't experience racism unless you're black....

  • @HwoDragon
    @HwoDragon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    The "I grew up in Texas after 911" line was perfect.

    • @tonyrichproject
      @tonyrichproject 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That line starts at 2:26. After you mentioned it, I went back and tried to figure out where it was in the video while being high as fuck. It took me hours lol

    • @southviewarab
      @southviewarab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@tonyrichproject lmfao 5min video took you hours?... yeah deffly pass that shit to me haha

    • @sketchbabu
      @sketchbabu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was golden.

    • @dr.house.md.3969
      @dr.house.md.3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey this comment has 911 likes. Please no one spoil it by liking further.

    • @Peakprospr420
      @Peakprospr420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does it mean?

  • @wilfig
    @wilfig 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    I'll never understand why anyone heckles a professional insult machine.

  • @HighOnAmmo
    @HighOnAmmo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    sounds and looks like a cross between Aziz and Chris Rock

    • @Partheseus
      @Partheseus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg i thought the exactttt same

    • @Section8dc
      @Section8dc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He is way better than Aziz imo

    • @josephbeebe4312
      @josephbeebe4312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Section8dc Aziz is awful, so not hard to beat

    • @settrender
      @settrender 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😭

    • @brandobee2264
      @brandobee2264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol nigga fr 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zackdelarocha8
    @zackdelarocha8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    As much as I enjoy hecklers getting rekt, I wish security would toss them out. Imagine an audience member yelling at a performer in any other live performance. 🤦‍♂️

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Imagine a white person yelling at a black performer...whether it be a comedian, singer, athlete, etc. Immediate cries of "racism" would be heard from the depths of space.

    • @razordu30
      @razordu30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Same. He did great, but this went on way too long. She should have been walked out earlier.

    • @Slayer8957
      @Slayer8957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nah hecklers are like a baptism for good comedians, a trial by fire. If you cant handle them, you not ready for primetime. Only reason to throw hecklers out is when they start making threats or they actually try to charge the stage.

    • @zackdelarocha8
      @zackdelarocha8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Slayer8957 Sure you should know how to handle them as a comic but at some point it takes away from the show. If a guy only gets 5-15 minutes and more than 10 seconds is wasted on some idiot yelling then the audience who paid to see the comedians set is going to lose out. From the comics I’ve listened to on the podcast, most seem irritated by hecklers.

    • @Slayer8957
      @Slayer8957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zackdelarocha8 Nah, some of the best sets are just crowdwork. And if you do crowdwork, sometimes theres pushback and even heckling. You just have to take that along with everything else. Learn to do crowdwork better. I will say once the audience starts booing the heckler, its better to just ask them to be quiet for real, or leave and come back in when your set is done and the next comedian comes on.

  • @AAron859318
    @AAron859318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    She not giving up, that man roasted her 9 lives over an still continues to run her mouth 🤦‍♂️

    • @jraykotheanomaly2365
      @jraykotheanomaly2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's why black men date white women lol...its true

    • @s_mp_08
      @s_mp_08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her sense of self-preservation is broken lmao

    • @greezythumb
      @greezythumb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's what they do.
      Tactics black women use on people that disagree with them:
      1. Shame
      2. Insults
      3. Guilt
      4. Never give up the argument
      5. Feelings over facts

    • @Wlm215
      @Wlm215 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Don't forget most of the time, yell! 😂​@@greezythumb

  • @miamimercenary9623
    @miamimercenary9623 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    As a black man, he’s not wrong. Imagine coming home to that after working your ass off all day.. hard fvckin pass

    • @81redddd
      @81redddd 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      She’s probably tired of going 50/50 😂

    • @VBoo459
      @VBoo459 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      You can get that issue with any race. I’ve seen it. Meanwhile as a black woman, my husband looks forward to coming home to me.

    • @thenewbohemian5779
      @thenewbohemian5779 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@VBoo459 so what you're saying is that you are on the tail of the distribution?

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CarmieGirl9902” brother “ - I see what you did there!

    • @robertwilson3866
      @robertwilson3866 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Feel bad for me. I am a white guy who likes black women

  • @brianboughton861
    @brianboughton861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    She keeps talking because she's embarrassed

    • @vanessamcallister4235
      @vanessamcallister4235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes

    • @kinabalucat
      @kinabalucat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      She keep talking maybe because women are never wrong and men just agreed in her life

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And at some point in her life, she made a vow that _nobody_ would *_EVER_* embarrass her, including herself. That's why she lives in a fairy tale fantasy, because you can't make vows like that. They're not only illogical; they're unfair.

    • @katersization
      @katersization 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She keeps talking because it's her religion.

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@katersization Yeah. And she is her own god

  • @KabirChattopadhyay1991
    @KabirChattopadhyay1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "My job is to be funny, not to cater to your stupid sensitivities."
    Damn, she was NOT ready for some desi snark from a brown brother. 🤣🤣

  • @nessfinesse1378
    @nessfinesse1378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2755

    “You’re the reason Black men date white women” PURE GOLD

    • @gittermnd8998
      @gittermnd8998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not platinum tho, lol

    • @bigtaskat-hand4742
      @bigtaskat-hand4742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@gittermnd8998 I would give it a diamond 💎!

    • @AG-yc7vt
      @AG-yc7vt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Timestamp

    • @jordanfauntleroy2013
      @jordanfauntleroy2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      As a blackman I co-sign 🤣😂😂😂

    • @amazingamazigh6847
      @amazingamazigh6847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bigtaskat-hand4742 i would give it unobtainium

  • @m.w.1064
    @m.w.1064 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    As a black man, she is the type why I married Asian. She still talking and ruining a man's show. The ego on her. Smh.

    • @thee_morpheus
      @thee_morpheus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah Asian and white women winning big, then latinas

  • @infinitytricks3716
    @infinitytricks3716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3254

    As a black man this is exactly the type of black woman I avoid at all costs.

    • @thetruthhurts131
      @thetruthhurts131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      It's been 10 years since this video and they are still like that smh

    • @naviifra2374
      @naviifra2374 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pleaseee dont be with a black woman. Go sleep with any ither race so no more black men can be created and the world will be free of thugs and crime finally 😊

    • @thetruthhurts131
      @thetruthhurts131 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Navi Ifra So one person is going to make black men extinct? You are an idiot. Single black women are the ones who raise thugs in criminals, black men who come from 2 parent households, or interracial households actually turn out better according to statistics.

    • @szn1580
      @szn1580 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Way worse haha

    • @redridingcape
      @redridingcape ปีที่แล้ว

      Dudes who can't get a girl are incels. We need to come up with a good name for women like this who can't keep a man.

  • @trishcooley5810
    @trishcooley5810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

    “I’m sorry someone was racist to you when you were 8 but I lived in TX after 9/11!”. SO FUNNY!

    • @Zedd550
      @Zedd550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That must have been rough, no joke. I'm middle eastern and I grew up in Sydney, Australia around the same time and i remember feeling judged

    • @Alex-rg2kk
      @Alex-rg2kk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zedd550 wtf... Lol 9/11 didn't even happen in your country, it happened across the world and you were still getting judged?

    • @Zedd550
      @Zedd550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Alex-rg2kk Yeah dude, kids are dumb

    • @willibiii0804
      @willibiii0804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My mom is Hispanic and she got jumped after 9/11 because they thought she was Indian so imagine actually being Indian in Texas must have been no joke

    • @matchbox1275
      @matchbox1275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@willibiii0804
      I agree there are many Hispanics(basically mixed race people, isn't it?) who look like Indians and Vice-Versa, but you should know that 9/11 had nothing to do with India.
      It's unfortunate that the people of India's neighbouring country which was actively part of the attacks also look like Indians. Even India gets regularly targeted by this neighbouring country. Hope you understand what I'm trying to say.

  • @johnn.7806
    @johnn.7806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Heckler: "You have nothing to say"
    Akaash: So you have chosen death.

  • @jasparramirez9554
    @jasparramirez9554 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    He didn't destroy her he obliterated her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @akhilsakaria8958
    @akhilsakaria8958 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5044

    'You're the reason black guys date white girls!' Hahaha

    • @ItsBFrizzy
      @ItsBFrizzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      damn that punch was heavy lol

    • @MyGuy18
      @MyGuy18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Dead azz laughed my ass outta bed. ROFL

    • @gorillagrod2033
      @gorillagrod2033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Damn that hurt my feelings

    • @righteousone3987
      @righteousone3987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      I'm black and LMAO... That was good asf...

    • @Musicwithmazzy
      @Musicwithmazzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Bro I spit my water so fast

  • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
    @GeraldHarris-cf2zh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Why do idiots talk to comedians while they are on onstage. They have a mike,comedic skills and the high ground. How do you think win there.

    • @richardharding7767
      @richardharding7767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It’s over Anisha. I have the high ground.

    • @Saint01_Arts
      @Saint01_Arts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Anisha: You underestimate my power.

    • @RacingVagabond
      @RacingVagabond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It can lead to some good back and forth if both parties have the ability to laugh at themselves. This chick is obviously not one of those though.

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Well I have a microphone, and you don't. SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!"

    • @lenaprice6239
      @lenaprice6239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sam Mencia He didn't destroy much of anything.. I guess that's the story of lil' dicks life.

  • @blop-a-blop9419
    @blop-a-blop9419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Never challenge a comedian to a duel of wits
    ...
    He has the high ground

  • @joncarlonunez3876
    @joncarlonunez3876 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    He’s come so far , so inspirational

  • @SymbolicLogic24
    @SymbolicLogic24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    That was the most attention she's had in her entire life.

    • @sketchbabu
      @sketchbabu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She got wet all night

    • @cosmealcantar9494
      @cosmealcantar9494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      more then her boy friend her mom her dad and her two fingers lmao!!!!

    • @lenaprice6239
      @lenaprice6239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's not act like the Indian is getting any action, because we know he's not.

    • @brandon_Larsen
      @brandon_Larsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@lenaprice6239 👈🏽 Let's not act like this commenter is getting any action, because we know she's not.

    • @kzukiodenthechad7205
      @kzukiodenthechad7205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      brandon Larsen Ohhh shit... Shots Fired... 👀

  • @tenzin867
    @tenzin867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    yall gotta chill in the comments. i cant like all of them

  • @SerenityNow331
    @SerenityNow331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    "You're the reason why black guys date white women"
    Check and mate.
    And then the icing on the cake is when some guy in the audience yells, "Goddam!" @ the 3:33 mark

    • @fabi7953
      @fabi7953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was beautiful lol

    • @applejuice5635
      @applejuice5635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's was a good ol' country "Goddamn!" too.

  • @RavenGTR79
    @RavenGTR79 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    😮EMOTIONAL DAAAAAMAAAAGE👀😁💀💀😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @officielEP
    @officielEP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    She just gave him material... This is a comedian's dream come true

  • @JustinPhilhower
    @JustinPhilhower 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    "You're the reason black men date white girls." Akaash FTW.

    • @janellsiens4469
      @janellsiens4469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This was the funniest part!!

    • @itstrbo
      @itstrbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was a death blow...

    • @RPFLives99
      @RPFLives99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itstrbo right!!! Lol!!!!

    • @TheGrouchDnD
      @TheGrouchDnD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Savage

  • @HATER941
    @HATER941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    She needs to lower her sensitivity. Her aim is off.
    -Game jokes lol

  • @DennisMclaughlindapo3t
    @DennisMclaughlindapo3t 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    This on my feed 11 years later

  • @PhillyLambchop
    @PhillyLambchop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    “relax son I’m not white, I don’t owe you anything” 😂😂😂

    • @Pranjal13
      @Pranjal13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Malcolm X Clan Pretty Sure she didnt.

  • @christiankalala840
    @christiankalala840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

    I ain't gonna lie! As a black man he wasn't lying about the "You're the reason black man date white woman".

  • @crazybruno3850
    @crazybruno3850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    Imagine arguing poorly, getting roasted, being laughed at 5 min straight, continuing to embarrass yourself being overly sensitive at a COMEDY show

    • @JohnSmith-ku7yu
      @JohnSmith-ku7yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And 9 years later and we are still laughing at her lol 😆 😂 🤣 😄

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      #DRUNK
      more often than not 😂😅

  • @devonpatillo5
    @devonpatillo5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    LET HIM COOK….🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brussy1
    @brussy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Some people actually go to a comedy show and try to make the whole night about themselves. Don't be one of them.

  • @bradblades4245
    @bradblades4245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Imagine being so "woke", you waste a night of your life and pay money to complain at a comedy club...
    Hes right, she is a terrible person.

    • @truethat15
      @truethat15 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's not what woke is...

    • @bellefemme87
      @bellefemme87 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@truethat15 hence the reason why it is in inverted commas. The commentator was being sarcastic.

    • @cathycarter4500
      @cathycarter4500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No she paid to get embarrassed. Good for her. I can only imagine what the car ride home with the people she came with was like.

  • @therearestorms7471
    @therearestorms7471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "I'm not white, I don't owe you anything." Damn. Mic drop.

    • @leefine7778
      @leefine7778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Even if he was white, he still owes her nothing.

    • @matchbox1275
      @matchbox1275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leefine7778
      That may or may not be the truth. But at the minimum, the system and the nation owes them though. It's mainly psychological than in physical or material sense.

    • @skgsinc1833
      @skgsinc1833 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leefine7778 just like nobody owes Nazi Holocaust survivors anything

    • @AyushBhadouria
      @AyushBhadouria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@matchbox1275 lol no. Nobody owes them a damn cent

    • @dab0331
      @dab0331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@matchbox1275 no. They don't.
      If your father is killed by a gang banger the gang bangers 5 year old kid owes you nothing. Only the one who committed the crime owes something.

  • @yaboipele34
    @yaboipele34 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    “I’m happy for you”
    “YOU SHOULD BE”
    💀💀💀

  • @bulrawg_bot
    @bulrawg_bot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1387

    “I’m sorry someone was racist to you when you were 8.”

    • @johnnyappleseed8270
      @johnnyappleseed8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thats actually traumatizing

    • @wesomek
      @wesomek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@johnnyappleseed8270 Yea and as we grow up we try to figure it out and grow outta of it instead of bringing it to a comedy show and accusing someone who is clearly not racist that they are racist.

    • @johnnyappleseed8270
      @johnnyappleseed8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@wesomek she was wrong for that

    • @BB-ce5ev
      @BB-ce5ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@johnnyappleseed8270 omg no its not stfu a dropped icecream cone is more traumatizing.

    • @sparda9060
      @sparda9060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@johnnyappleseed8270 Akaash wasn't the person who was racist to her when she was 8, so why she trying to pull that bullshit on him for other than to play woe is me, im a victim. People who hang on to that shit into adulthood never grew the fuck up as a person. Can't let dummies outnumber us to a point where we can't fight them.

  • @SeanteBrown
    @SeanteBrown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    She’s was legit talking for like 15 min straight 🤣 and got killed EVERY MINUTE

    • @ifeoluwaadepoju9520
      @ifeoluwaadepoju9520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Lee Online Hustle Oneal probably the best audience killer i've ever listened to

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Akaash was the jester, and she was the joke.

    • @dangeles95
      @dangeles95 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lee Online Hustle well if you could make her cry and leave with one punch line post the link of your stand up comedy when you do this to someone.

    • @LEARSIKCIGAM
      @LEARSIKCIGAM 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the woke crowd is just there to correct you

    • @BillClinton228
      @BillClinton228 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was watching an interview with a pimp and they asked him what kind of women he prefers and without a second of hesitation he said "wh|te, latinas and asians".
      That's a pimp... he doesnt even care what kind of women he has as long as they make him money...

  • @Maztattooman
    @Maztattooman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    I saw the title and was like “damn he took it too far, let me see what this is about” and after watchin it he didn’t go far enough.

  • @meaganarnold6587
    @meaganarnold6587 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Killed me with the, “Can I get a Susan?” 😂😂😂

  • @georgecaplin9075
    @georgecaplin9075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    “You just ruined the tape”. No, completely without realising, she made the tape. She Forrest Gumped it good.

  • @metaldad1967
    @metaldad1967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Who's here in 2020? TH-cam feels this belongs in my recommended...not disappointed...just late.

    • @jaivw93
      @jaivw93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect Timing no?

    • @VortexTalon
      @VortexTalon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s more relevant now than it was 8 years ago. TH-cam kept this one in its pocket to throw at us when the time was just right

    • @azaravalerie9832
      @azaravalerie9832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same fam

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VortexTalon damn right you are

  • @aialexander5966
    @aialexander5966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I didn't know Akaash was so savage back then. He seems so fun and playful now. Little did I know that buried in his chest was there heart of a savage.

    • @SamBrockmann
      @SamBrockmann ปีที่แล้ว +15

      People don't heckle him often, because people recognize basic show etiquette.

    • @Tim_Tomorrow
      @Tim_Tomorrow ปีที่แล้ว

      Just so you know, Singh translates to lion in English. Listen to that motherfucker ROAR!!!

  • @Oletechiegirl
    @Oletechiegirl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Roasted, plated, garnished and SERVED! …without an "F" bomb.

  • @siecheil
    @siecheil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    "No one likes you"
    ".... I like me..."

    • @salpetrarca
      @salpetrarca 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My wife likes me.My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

    • @NJcmath109
      @NJcmath109 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Del Griffith.. all the feels.

    • @universeofopulence
      @universeofopulence 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still funny.....

    • @sparda9060
      @sparda9060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly, what a dumb bitch. She proved his point without knowing it, freaking moron. lol....

  • @beyondrace666
    @beyondrace666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I will never understand why people mess with comedians who are paid to have the gift of gab who are clearly warmed up already and you just got out of the car.

    • @HappyRoach1
      @HappyRoach1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Some people want to be the ones to say that "I threw them off their set."

    • @ricardorodriguez-se7tp
      @ricardorodriguez-se7tp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dam right why are you going to attack a comedian dont ever challenge a comedian he will chew your ass and spit you out thats what she gets and the legends said that she is still talking under her breath.

    • @hypeman1825
      @hypeman1825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forsure.. if a comedian throws jokes your way.. you just gotta laugh and hope they take the scope off you lol. At the end of the day.. it's just a joke and they aren't trying to ruin your life. Never understood how the generation that grew up on South Park and Family Guy got so sensitive?.

    • @hypeman1825
      @hypeman1825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoshTheTechnoShaman What's your point?. How did we go from "it's a joke" to "I'm offended... CANCELLED"?.

  • @RoamingAries
    @RoamingAries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    7 years later and she's still nagging about his set.

    • @amanankele8990
      @amanankele8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he is still up and coming

    • @RoamingAries
      @RoamingAries 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amanankele8990his type of jokes are not for everyone. There are a lot of funny comics that have not broke through to fame. Dry bar comedy has some good comic sets.

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amanankele8990 dude I saw you in other comment sections as well

    • @ananddarnal6702
      @ananddarnal6702 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the comments section 😂

  • @sgtbaker2072
    @sgtbaker2072 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Legend has it, she's still at the club…still talking.

  • @ellebailey5358
    @ellebailey5358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Why do people never shut up when they get roasted? Just take the L and let everyone else enjoy the set. Better yet leave if you have and issue.

    • @vrth0mas
      @vrth0mas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wll they’re narcissists obviously. First they have to make themselves the center of attention even though everyone there paid to listen to someone else, then when their evening turns to shit they have to drag everyone else with them.

    • @maxwellmarsden7273
      @maxwellmarsden7273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that would have been EASY and the CLASSY thing to do yet she had to keep flapping her beak!!!

    • @masterdevoe2519
      @masterdevoe2519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In my experience, a lot of women don't consider the possibility that they may be wrong when they're in a fight. They just have to say something, the last word has to be theirs. Men do that too, but they're not as persistent. In the end they'll joke about it and let it slide.

    • @t-bagbagwell1327
      @t-bagbagwell1327 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it was Andrew’s show, he would’ve got her on stage and continued roasting her.

  • @pinkangel-36
    @pinkangel-36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    I love comedians BECAUSE they don't gotta be politically correct. And he shole right bout how he caught hell n racism living in Texas after 911! I live here in Texas.

    • @rikcevlogs6414
      @rikcevlogs6414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I kinda thought USA still better not much racism as compared to UK

    • @jenniferadams9011
      @jenniferadams9011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm not from tx but I remember after 9/11 there was a great deal of racism and hate. And for me pressure to be/act racist. Just to throw in a white girls perspective from that time frame.

    • @RTStx1
      @RTStx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh please I live in Texas we are one of the friendliest states

    • @pinkangel-36
      @pinkangel-36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @I hate u Want I'm half white half black and grew up on Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Andrew Dice Clay, and those types and so forth. So my point was about comedians in general, not just one race of comedians, don't have to be pc.

    • @pinkangel-36
      @pinkangel-36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RTStx1 Yes for the most part. But depends on what area of Texas u live in. Here where I live in Friendswood near Santa Fe is very difficult for me as a black woman. And I am biracial. Im speaking from my experience

  • @vijaynair2403
    @vijaynair2403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    When the other black girl says “Go easy on the sista”....why?
    Why should anyone go easy on some heckler...at a dang comedy show?!

    • @gia_a3196
      @gia_a3196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I've observed that a number of non black men are very insecure sexually, and truth be told, they do not believe they "measure up" (pun intended) to black men. These men have a lot of pent up frustration and anger that they'd love to direct at black men, but can't, because doing so would probably create a physical altercation which they don't really want to engage in. So what is their next best option? Well, ---Attack black women (who are largely unprotected).
      In my opinion, this really wasn't about the so called heckler; this was about a very insecure Indian man using his standup space, to direct his insecurity, hatred and racial abuse onto a black woman. I am mixed race, and I've personally seen males of various races looking to mistreat and abuse black women.
      Here's a thought, instead of blaming black women for black men's preferences and desires, why not take it up directly with black males? Ask them, why they prefer non black women. I can't tell you how many times I've been told by black guys that I'm ideal, due to my skin color or how beautiful I am because of my skin color. Far too many times to even count. As a result, I usually avoid black guys, because who wants to date someone who only values you or prefers you because of your light skin shade.
      I am sharing this, because it needs to be said. Colorism is a major issue among black men. I don't know why many dark skin black men in particular dislike their skin shade, but in my dealings with them, it appears that many do. Though most mixed race and non black women don't publicly discuss the colorism issue, we know it's pervasive among many non white (ethnic) men as well.

    • @vijaynair2403
      @vijaynair2403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Gia_A
      Fair points...for the most part. I guess!
      Though much of it reeks of over analyzing things that don’t require it at all.
      I’ll overlook the slight assumption you make about the stereotype that all black men have big penises. Kinda makes sense since you say you don’t date them.
      Maybe you’ve never seen any?!
      You do realize that this is a comedy show, right? Like a standup show where people make funny observations.
      Like funny ha-ha.
      This isn’t one of those self-righteous, smug slam poetry shows...which by all signs, you seem to be a patron of.
      Oh...I’m sorry. “Matron”.
      Please forgive my inherent misogyny!
      😊
      Hecklers in a comedy show are the norm and the value of a good comic is how he/she weathers them.
      Aakash is in no way my favorite standup comedian. Actually he doesn’t even break the top 50. But that’s what stand up comedians do.
      They deal with, especially in this case, overtly sensitive idiots who think they are exempt of being ridiculed.
      And the beauty is I’ll defend their right to offend you (or me) or anyone regardless of who they are and what they look like!
      Yes, black women are to be ridiculed as much as a white guy, a Karen, a trans Laotian, a non-binary Greek, an agendered Vietnamese monk, or a snarky asshole American of South Indian ethnicity like myself!
      Ya dig?!
      In conclusion...lighten up, kid!
      😊

    • @starlord3212
      @starlord3212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@gia_a3196 i don't think the culture that invented kamasutra is insecure sexually😂

    • @s0ne01
      @s0ne01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      bruh, non of this was serious, its a joke which makes non of what you said relevant, he said shes the reason black men go for white woman because stereotypically thats just what everyone says. its a JOKE based on a dumb stereotype, that woman didn't need to start responding whilst he was performing. if i was him i would've done the same, comedy isnt about dancing around the sensitivities of others its about jumping straight in and making them laugh and acknowledge it without negative emotions - and so much more.

    • @sefp
      @sefp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gia_A colourism is prevalent among white men too. Don’t take it badly is someone finds you more beautiful than other. Colourism is no different than men preferring pretty women over I pretty ones or women preferring taller over short. Athletic over fat and rich over poor.

  • @colbranmx
    @colbranmx ปีที่แล้ว +11

    11 years later and its even more relevant and funny as hell !

  • @noelv1976
    @noelv1976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    This was 9 years ago?? Damn, he looked so comfortable even back then. Great performance

  • @robertorey3767
    @robertorey3767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Hahahahahha! “ I ain’t white, I don’t owe you shit”!!!! That’s the best line ever!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PhoenixGC89
    @PhoenixGC89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    I hurt for her when he said "You're the reason black men date white women." lmao! I was fighting laughs 😂

    • @williamjones3945
      @williamjones3945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fuck you asshole fuck white lives matter

    • @blackmason4373
      @blackmason4373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@williamjones3945 lmfao

    • @yungaj6166
      @yungaj6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      bruh I’m black dude is she is the exact reason I’m probably never gonna date a black girl

    • @blackmason4373
      @blackmason4373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@yungaj6166 cot dayum 😂😂😂

    • @DatDude923
      @DatDude923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      So I’m a black man, saw the title, clicked the video. The longer it took forit to get to the punchline the more annoyed I was getting with this woman. The fact that she could not get what was going on in the room was annoying me. The fact that she thought it’s a good idea to heckle a comedian was annoying me. And then when he said the punchline, it caught me off guard and I laughed really hard. That’s a really difficult skill, to tell someone the punchline, and they still laugh.

  • @chrisquiett1776
    @chrisquiett1776 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "I get another life, you don't" 😂 that was cold lol

  • @tentaklaus9382
    @tentaklaus9382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Singh: you ruined my recording!
    TH-cam 8 years later: you must watch this!!!

  • @roughneck6873
    @roughneck6873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "That's why you're in the audience, because no one cares what you think". That my friend is pure gold.

  • @iamray09
    @iamray09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    All she had to do is shut up

    • @FLCLimaxxx
      @FLCLimaxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      you know any black women?

    • @MrMjolnir009
      @MrMjolnir009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@FLCLimaxxx They can't shut up! because that means they would have to listen... and might understand how stupid they sound!

    • @makaylalovelace3769
      @makaylalovelace3769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MrMjolnir009 Lets not stereotype boo 😘

    • @darcsun9766
      @darcsun9766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@makaylalovelace3769 If somebody said blk women have BIG AZZ, you wouldn't be saying dont stereotype.

    • @sandlotscout6358
      @sandlotscout6358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@makaylalovelace3769 ain't nobody here tryna be your boo stop deflecting

  • @Dr.Engineer
    @Dr.Engineer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    so even 12yrs ago, akaash was killing it........ respect man

    • @Blastizor
      @Blastizor 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yea i didn't even know this lol, he's a beast.

  • @maddogrob7744
    @maddogrob7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    OMG!!! Dude said, “ I grew up in Texas after 9-11!!!, you ain’t got sh!t on me lady!!!” Epic at 110%.