Yeh but he shouldn't have been in jail in the first place.... No way would I give someone a round of applause because they had only been to jail once.... So far 😂😂
It’s because most comics write their jokes beforehand so they are just laughing at a joke they wrote and told tons of times already so it’s not authentic. Andrew is really laughing because the jokes are on the spot
@@edgarsantanabaez I read it now and don't know what I was thinking 35 minutes ago I'm a retard😂 and the worst part is I manage meme pages as a job I'm actually disappointed in myself usually in the person that wooshes others....
I’m still not sure what she did to “mess up the house”; most I could gather was she leaned the screen doors/windows that she wanted fixed from her house up against the classic truck he just got done *restoring** (I am a mechanic and never heard of someone referring to it as “renovating” LOL), and eight years sounds about right for third-degree murder/killing someone in a “bad fight” with good behavior/parole.
I am impressed that you handled this the way you did. It could have gone horribly wrong. You maintained control, were respectful to the ex-con and most importantly, kept everybody interested and laughing. Nice work.
This video really showcases Andrew's overall skill and talent as a comedian, the guy said he had anxiety about talking about it, and Andrew immediately turned the next joke on himself to try and take some of the attention off of him for a minute
Dudeeeee everyone was having a good time ,I just don't see the point of bragging about been in prision like if it was fucking Harvard or Yale wtf with this guy and the worst part the lady was so fucking proud of him 😂 omg
I love this guy, he's so good at reading the audience and navigating his way around their responses and answers to make a joke out of thin air. He's like that one friend from your group who just has instant heat when they say something
You say even criminals are safe, but I don’t even think this is the craziest one. Did you ever see the video where the girl had a seizure in the audience? Shultz roasted her, roasted people giving her medical attention, and roasted the paramedic in the audience who got offended by it. That one tripped me out, that’s the wildest one I can think of off the top of my head
@Alien Intention It's pretty easy that he'd play it loose with the word murder. Someone could have ended up dead, where the charge/conviction wasn't 'Murder". Manslaughter carries a lighter minimum sentence, and some people will likely still refer you as a murderer.
So this is cut down slightly. This was uploaded a year ago and taken down because of the blurred guy. In the original it wasn't blurred and he ended up saying he was a murderer
Nah, he said 8 years. First Degree Murder is less than 8 years. Multiple counts of Murder is less than 8 years. If he actually did kill someone, it was Manslaughter. They said Fighting? For sure. Murder by pushing some guy into the edge of a bar or something, we've all seen that in films.
He usually doesn't give a fuck and actually offends them lol. Pretty sure he was just treading lightly here because he doesn't want to actually get killed lmao
How many times a day do you think this dude randomly inserts the fact that he was locked up into conversations? "Did you use my sock as toilet paper?" "8 years in prison will teach you that."
There are some top tier comedians, and if you pay attention, they plant hecklers/audience members and script interactions. Everything Schultz is saying is right off the dome. Appreciate the authenticity
@James Moody but you didn't need to comment that either, like i didnt need to comment this, but here i am commenting on a video just cause i can just like you can but think about the people who cant, Daniel is 14 and his limbs were lost to a cane rat in papa nu Guinea, now Daniel cant comment on any social media, some say his life is over some say he has been saved.................
... there are some people just born to work a crowd This dude didn't even have a routine, it feels like he just showed up and started riffing right out the gate off the top of his head... that's almost Chapelle levels of crowd working skills, holy shit.
@@maximocool5798 because it's more personal in smaller crowds. You can work a smaller crowd better and you're closer to them. Thats pretty much all this guy does is work crowds
Shaaan it’s because when they do the seating they ask you if you want to sit in the front row and at the same time advise you NOT to sit in the front row. It takes a special kind of person to sit in the front row
Well he films every single one of his shows (which can be up to 4-6 or more per week if he's touring) and usually posts one good clip out of it (the best one). So to us it seems that one of these clips a week is a lot but that's probably not really the case. But he does probably get a more crazy audience than the average comedian does.
He really knows how to squeeze the tension and control the crowd. In his last special he almost made a women cry because of a wig joke and he calmed her down with some positive jokes although the lady was pissed but Andrew is good at controlling the crowd.
"8 years in prison will teach you how to renovate a truck". Hmmm. I find that very easy to believe. Kinda random he just threw that out there though lmao
He wanted to share that he's been to prison for 8 years because, like you've seen in this video, certain people clapped for him being out after a crime that he committed. "Badge of honor", I guess. Or he wants to make himself seem tougher around other people.
when the professional comedian, who is working in dangerous territory, says that he will navigate the tension to narrow down the crime.. you leave it to him. this guy had no finesse and went completely against "navigating" it for the sake of being goofy lmao
You like that guy don't get it. Comedian was trying to build up the suspense and dude just went straight to most heinous crime of murder literally killing the suspense and the joke all at once. You do now what suspense means do you? That's like telling the ending of a movie to someone who just told you knot to tell the the ending.
Wow his crowd control, confidence, and room presence is just off the charts total respect for this guy it’s not an easy thing to do I guess 8 years in prison teaches u that
involuntary manslaughter, 8 years is the maximum penalty. Edit: to the people arguing the maximum sentencing, I'm referring to federal law, in which many states will defer to for first time offenders.
That depends on the state though. And almost everywhere but like Texas does 1 for 2 or even 1 for 3. People almost never do their full sentences if they dont act out a ton while theyre inside. Thats why you always hear people say "get 8 and be out in 5" or whatever. Either on parole or just in general. Its pretty rare that someone does their full time.
@@giggityeffyou yes. I dated a girl whose dad was in jail for defending himself in a fight but the dude ended up dying. Didnt stay with her long enough to ask full details because I didnt wanna put her in that position to disclose that kind of info either. However probably not if someone was breaking in. In the case I'm talking about no one was breaking into anything, pretty sure it was at a bar.
giggityeffyou depends on the state, in most states you could go to jail if you kill someone who enters your house to steal something. Texas has stand your ground laws so you could kill a thief and you would be fine
Love Andrews delivery and, especially, that he makes himself laugh. (And, after all, if you're not doing what you love, why bother . . . Except for absolute necessity.)
One time I worked with a dude who went away for murder and one time we were sitting around on our coffee break and the boss was randomly like “so whyd you kill em?” 😂😂😂 what the fucc man
@@suisaip nah he's right. Its a big communicational difference. He advises it to avoid triggering a deffensive attitude. When you perform F in an exam, you say "they gave me an F" When you perform A you say "I got an A"
Yeah but that's just dancing around like as if they didn't do anything? If you ask what they were convicted of, that implies that it wasn't their fault.
I think hes saying that "what did you do" implies there is no context but "what are you convicted of" implies I dont care what you did but what did they get you for. I think this is what he meant
A show with Andrew seems like a night at a bar with a group of people you don’t know, and everyone’s drunk so they spill their secrets and interact with each other
And what makes you think he was flexing? Seems to me everyone that thinks he’s flexing are the exact people who’d flex about literally anything, it seems like he was just telling a part of his life 😂
A person experiencing homicidal tendencies. How brave overcoming marginalization. Give the man applause. The person murdered would have liked to be there, but he had other plans.
He toed the line there perfectly of taking a potential intense and awkward moment for everyone and respecting the man while still poking enough fun at the man to amuse everyone
@@ruairi360 That’s exactly what I’m saying. It was god awful and he kept acting like he was laughing super hard but then broke to a straight face because even he knew what he was saying was garbage. As the video kept going longer and longer it got worse and worse. It’s not even that this guy isn’t my style of comedian, it’s just that this bit was really bad crowd work.
@@ruairi360 if most people enjoyed it and you didnt i dont think some people are easily humoured but rather you are difficult to humor. Maybe you are the problem just think about it
@@heinz5714 I feel like its fairly easy for a grown adult to fight clean with fists and stop when their unconscious... maybe one last kick in the stomache but fuck
@@tcm844 That's probably what it was, I mean, you knock them out and their head hits pavement, that's on you unfortunately. Next time, that dude will be sure to do his fighting on the grass lol
‘I murdered a comedian making fun of me’ would be a perfect answer.
You think that egotistical prick has that kind of sense of humor?
These r the best two comments in the whole ass video 😂 @vin C & @sh0lie
Or he could've made said : "Yo Mama"
Perfect comment.
hmm joker vibes
Schulz out here putting the laughter in manslaughter.
😂
Nice one
damn, clever and dark. You should get a PhD for that one chief.
Damn.
Oh shit
"8 years in prison will teach you that."
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
first time i laughed so much to a comment kudos mate
😂😂😂😂
Didn't get the joke
This dude goes to jail for murder then when he gets out, his girl has the balls to tear his house up? Man...
That’s woman bro
Amen. Women are just on another level these days
She was blurred out but you could see she was kinda hot. If you're hot enough, you're definitely capable of crazy shit.
Two years later though
VVomen are attracted to violent men
"Where you from bro?"
"8 years in prison will teach you that"
Who learns to be a mechanic in prison?
@Multiple People maybe two people happened to make the same joke. There’s some food for thought dumbass
@@Libtard I heard they do that as a job
@Multiple People my man he copied that joke doesn't mean he's trying to get likes, he's spreading the joy
@Multiple People you sir just got ratio’d
I like that everyone clapped when he said he’d been out for 2 years like he was 2 years sober
I was waiting for him to say wait till you hear what i was in for.
That's because it's very hard for fellons to get back into regular life. They usually end up going back inside.
Yeah because the likelihood of going back to prison after release is in the 90s so it is impressive
Yeh but he shouldn't have been in jail in the first place.... No way would I give someone a round of applause because they had only been to jail once.... So far 😂😂
What’s weird is that he said all the black ppl were clapping for him but it was actually white ppl clapping for a white ex con
I love how he always makes himself laugh. It's almost as if he's doing a comedy show for himself and the audience is just along for the ride.
That’s how funny people are. The comedy is for them. We just along for the ride.
Those are always my favorite moments...when a comedian genuinely makes himself crack up.
Normally I can't stand comedians that laugh at their own jokes but there's something about Schulz that makes me ignore that. He's really good.
It's so fucking annoying
@@bouncybooty3252 😐
It’s because most comics write their jokes beforehand so they are just laughing at a joke they wrote and told tons of times already so it’s not authentic. Andrew is really laughing because the jokes are on the spot
He's unbearable. Goofy, awkward, and way too contrived
@@itsme.Dthis is older stuff though.. He's really found his style, is so much more comfortable on stage these days. And he is KILLING IT right now..
What a weird dude. His head is all white and blurry.
Not on the og upload and now it's blurred
Niiels r/WOOOSHH
@@edgarsantanabaez I read it now and don't know what I was thinking 35 minutes ago I'm a retard😂 and the worst part is I manage meme pages as a job I'm actually disappointed in myself usually in the person that wooshes others....
I actually laughed at this
And boxlike too
“You don’t ask your mom to cut your pancakes?”
“8 years in prison will teach you that”
This is gold lmao
This is actually funny
This guy seems like a poser
I have achieved the goal of being the 2000th person to like a comment thank you for your help
🤣😂🤣😂😂💀💀
I’m still not sure what she did to “mess up the house”; most I could gather was she leaned the screen doors/windows that she wanted fixed from her house up against the classic truck he just got done *restoring** (I am a mechanic and never heard of someone referring to it as “renovating” LOL), and eight years sounds about right for third-degree murder/killing someone in a “bad fight” with good behavior/parole.
screens are sort of like cheap removable tints you can put on the inside of vehicle windows
She took some old window screens from the house and put them in the back of his restored and freshly washed truck.
All these years later, please insert here the GIF of Pop from "Moonstruck" weeping at the table: I'M CONFUSED (still)
I am impressed that you handled this the way you did. It could have gone horribly wrong. You maintained control, were respectful to the ex-con and most importantly, kept everybody interested and laughing. Nice work.
The mood in the room is like when you have a really chill teacher and the class finished early so y'all just hanging out telling stories
Yeppers , that feel😁
Yea, good times😔
Lovee thatt
My math teacher used to do that with us
Very true
I love comedians that interact with the crowd, but this guy is on another level
He reminds me of patrice o neal
yeah, the lowest level.
His crowd work special is so good. Literally just an improv special.
Look up Frenchy. He does a lot of that
@@bevrosity usually where good comedy comes from
"if its fucked up and you dont tell us we gonna assume the worse"
"We are"
"Thank you lady"😂
This guy is a depression killer man, one of the only things that can draw a smile or a laugh out of me these days, love it!
Get help
@@jorgeeduardoolivasluna1212 that's tight that
This guy would roast satan if he was at the show
You gotta exist to go to shows tho
So why didn't you go 😂
Tom Ellis ain't that free.
"Look at this mans horns....talk about kanines..."
Funny how I’m the 666th like of this comment🤔
Why do I feel like he wanted to tell people he was in prison
@Have-a- Cigar you ok?
@Have-a- Cigar
? what made you bet?
Have-a- Cigar nope I’m from New Zealand
Have-a- Cigar shoulda left at the first one that was funny as hell 😂
Cause he did
This video really showcases Andrew's overall skill and talent as a comedian, the guy said he had anxiety about talking about it, and Andrew immediately turned the next joke on himself to try and take some of the attention off of him for a minute
"He's going to say something stupid"
Audience member completely clowned him 😂
He posted this a year ago and had to take it down cuz the dude in the vid aka the murderer wanted it taken down, had to blur his face this time!
9:07 might need a reupload
Bereket M 0.25 playback speed 😉
@@bereketmihretu7532 Also 3:11
If you don’t want everyone to know you are a murderer, don’t tell people in public 🤷♂️
Oh cool
The guy couldn’t wait to flex his been in Jail and the girl couldn’t wait to flex how dangerous her man is...
You are damn right dude
Damn straight
@@robertcop8825 that’s a better answer than saying murder cuz the atmosphere around the room would get real dark
@@robertcop8825 Her response was fine. Remember, she said from the jump they didn't wanna say. He was the one saying take it to the next level.
Dudeeeee everyone was having a good time ,I just don't see the point of bragging about been in prision like if it was fucking Harvard or Yale wtf with this guy and the worst part the lady was so fucking proud of him 😂 omg
I can't believe how careful he was and also he was super hilarious. This man is talented!!
I love this guy, he's so good at reading the audience and navigating his way around their responses and answers to make a joke out of thin air. He's like that one friend from your group who just has instant heat when they say something
Even criminals aren't safe from Schulzy lol
Lmfao I love it
He truly doesn’t care 😂😂😂
Rich Family that’s what everyone calls him
Rich Family How do you misspell his name twice when his name is in the title of the video?
You say even criminals are safe, but I don’t even think this is the craziest one. Did you ever see the video where the girl had a seizure in the audience? Shultz roasted her, roasted people giving her medical attention, and roasted the paramedic in the audience who got offended by it. That one tripped me out, that’s the wildest one I can think of off the top of my head
8:59
Andrew:- "we don't gotta say it"
Also Andrew:-
*ROASTING A CONVICTED MURDERER*
Facts I was like... I think we gotta say it no???
Ross did it first
@Alien Intention It's pretty easy that he'd play it loose with the word murder. Someone could have ended up dead, where the charge/conviction wasn't 'Murder". Manslaughter carries a lighter minimum sentence, and some people will likely still refer you as a murderer.
So this is cut down slightly. This was uploaded a year ago and taken down because of the blurred guy. In the original it wasn't blurred and he ended up saying he was a murderer
@Alien Intention
He was convicted for manslaughter due to reckless behavior
This guy's whole act is roasting the audience. He's a genius.
Them clapping before knowing what he did to be in jail 🤣
Imagine he had killed a whole family, and they where like "👏👏👏👏"
Nah, he said 8 years. First Degree Murder is less than 8 years. Multiple counts of Murder is less than 8 years. If he actually did kill someone, it was Manslaughter. They said Fighting? For sure. Murder by pushing some guy into the edge of a bar or something, we've all seen that in films.
This guy is good with the crowd. He roasts them, but not so bad it actually offends them. Which is far harder than it sounds.
Schulz is the only guy that can do this. Hes a already a legendary comic.
Mashallah tbark Allah alhamudillah inshallah better astgfrallah
Mastery of tension. He must be a great storyteller as well.
He usually doesn't give a fuck and actually offends them lol. Pretty sure he was just treading lightly here because he doesn't want to actually get killed lmao
Experience with telling offensive jokes my dude
How many times a day do you think this dude randomly inserts the fact that he was locked up into conversations?
"Did you use my sock as toilet paper?"
"8 years in prison will teach you that."
all the time you already know
"8 years in the institution did a lot"
mrpimpinwhiteguy 8yrs in prison will do that to you
I mean is that really random tho, like if he's using dude's socks as toilet paper, kinda warrants an explanation lmao
Exactly! Dude must be a vegan and the urge is too great
You’re making me laugh through the hardest time of my life man, I really do appreciate you keep it up.
Stay strong buddy! Better days are yet to come ;)
Are you ok bro?
Stay up buddy you can do it
You good
I like how he's so cavalier about it talking with the dude. It's almost like Andrew already knows folks like him and just doesn't care.
Wife: Do you want pancakes today.
Him: 8 years of prison will teach you that.
Hahahahaah
Lmao
🤣🤣
I laughed at this harder than the video
lmao
"how would you like your steak, sir?"
"8 years in prison. raw."
Bro I'm crying...I laughed at this harder than the comedy
Hahahahahahahhaha
Lmfaooo
"RAW" no you dittent
it's fookin rawwwwwwwwwwwww
There are some top tier comedians, and if you pay attention, they plant hecklers/audience members and script interactions. Everything Schultz is saying is right off the dome. Appreciate the authenticity
The interaction is awesome. Intimate setup, very cool crowd, and comic that can work it. Very nice.
No one laughs as hard as Andrew at his own jokes 😂😂
Edit: to clarify I think it's hilarious and a good thing
James Moody yup
@James Moody You didn't have to comment that either, and neither do I have to comment this.
He's a white Steve Harvey
@James Moody but you didn't need to comment that either, like i didnt need to comment this, but here i am commenting on a video just cause i can just like you can but think about the people who cant,
Daniel is 14 and his limbs were lost to a cane rat in papa nu Guinea, now Daniel cant comment on any social media, some say his life is over some say he has been saved.................
Go look up drew lynch
... there are some people just born to work a crowd
This dude didn't even have a routine, it feels like he just showed up and started riffing right out the gate off the top of his head... that's almost Chapelle levels of crowd working skills, holy shit.
That’s the best imo
Why he is not in some big ass theater thou?
@@maximocool5798 because it's more personal in smaller crowds. You can work a smaller crowd better and you're closer to them. Thats pretty much all this guy does is work crowds
@@noah3968 so his tickets must be expensive because this guy can be in a big ass theater making bank
@@maximocool5798 idk man. I've never looked into his prices. From the videos I've seen of him it seems like he goes to the same improv comedy bars
You can tell he genuinely was loving this and having fun
This guy is hilarious & being able to come up with material on the fly shows, he not only knows his profession… he’s good at it.
"Weirdest type of audience in the first row" in every of his fkin show man.
Shaaan it’s because when they do the seating they ask you if you want to sit in the front row and at the same time advise you NOT to sit in the front row. It takes a special kind of person to sit in the front row
That's why, even if I love Shultz I think some stuff is staged
I guess most of the audience is weird, they just don't get to sit in the front row. 😄
@@TitoTellsTheTruth Have you been to a show of his and that's how you know this or ... ???
Well he films every single one of his shows (which can be up to 4-6 or more per week if he's touring) and usually posts one good clip out of it (the best one). So to us it seems that one of these clips a week is a lot but that's probably not really the case. But he does probably get a more crazy audience than the average comedian does.
*Asks this guy about anything*
“Yeah well 8 years in prison will do that for you.”
-¿Did you order Pepsi sir?
“Yeah well 8 years in prison will do that for you.”
“Did you just order a rare steak?”
“ yeah well 8 years in prison will do that to you”
"You like getting pounded by dudes?"
"8 years in prison will do that to you"
My mother was killed by the fire nation
"I did 20 years in the can"
I love that everyone gets it equally with this man even himself. True comedy gold show casing that its just jokes.
He really knows how to squeeze the tension and control the crowd. In his last special he almost made a women cry because of a wig joke and he calmed her down with some positive jokes although the lady was pissed but Andrew is good at controlling the crowd.
WOMAN
"8 years in prison will teach you how to renovate a truck". Hmmm. I find that very easy to believe. Kinda random he just threw that out there though lmao
Some prisons have like metal working shops or auto shops for inmates that are trustees. So I could forsure see it. Just depends on where he was at.
He wanted to share that he's been to prison for 8 years because, like you've seen in this video, certain people clapped for him being out after a crime that he committed. "Badge of honor", I guess. Or he wants to make himself seem tougher around other people.
@@Pumpkin0_0 probably the latter.
Its a weird flex
@@theogbunn7672 Good on him, getting his life together, creating some stuff.
The guy who said “did you kill somebody” doesn’t sound too goofy for the conversation now
That's what I thought
Yes he does. It wasn’t what he said but the way he said it. Goofy as hell.
Bro if I was that guy who guessed right I would have yelled out at the end to Andrew, “BITCH I TOLD YOU!” 😂
when the professional comedian, who is working in dangerous territory, says that he will navigate the tension to narrow down the crime.. you leave it to him. this guy had no finesse and went completely against "navigating" it for the sake of being goofy lmao
You like that guy don't get it. Comedian was trying to build up the suspense and dude just went straight to most heinous crime of murder literally killing the suspense and the joke all at once. You do now what suspense means do you? That's like telling the ending of a movie to someone who just told you knot to tell the the ending.
Wow his crowd control, confidence, and room presence is just off the charts total respect for this guy it’s not an easy thing to do
I guess 8 years in prison teaches u that
Such a good run. The set for the night was thrown out the window for like 9 minutes of pure, distilled charisma
Evacuate the city
Engage all defenses
and get my man Andrew a Netflix Special
It might already be on the way. He just won't tell us what company it's with. It very well could be netflix.
TheOG Bunn i think it’s amazon
Netflix would not let him do a skit like this. Too many pussies would get their feelings hurt.
He Is releasing a special soon
@@EGGINFOOLS True
This dude punching dudes to death for disrespect and giving his crazy girlfriend a pass for destroying his property? Shiiiiiit. He can date my sister.
Zam Buki lol
For real😂😂😂
the Fuckin King of TH-cam comedy Schulz!!
Zam Buki He probably beats women but doesn’t kill them.
😆😆😆😆😆
...bro when he started roasting the guy who yelled out "DiD hE kIlL sOmEoNe?"
TEARS IN MY EYES
The lady that backed up AS with the "we definitely are" and his "ty lady." 🤣
involuntary manslaughter, 8 years is the maximum penalty.
Edit: to the people arguing the maximum sentencing, I'm referring to federal law, in which many states will defer to for first time offenders.
That depends on the state though. And almost everywhere but like Texas does 1 for 2 or even 1 for 3. People almost never do their full sentences if they dont act out a ton while theyre inside. Thats why you always hear people say "get 8 and be out in 5" or whatever. Either on parole or just in general. Its pretty rare that someone does their full time.
Do you get time for self defense? Like if somebody tries breaking into your home?
@@giggityeffyou yes. I dated a girl whose dad was in jail for defending himself in a fight but the dude ended up dying. Didnt stay with her long enough to ask full details because I didnt wanna put her in that position to disclose that kind of info either. However probably not if someone was breaking in. In the case I'm talking about no one was breaking into anything, pretty sure it was at a bar.
giggityeffyou depends on the state, in most states you could go to jail if you kill someone who enters your house to steal something. Texas has stand your ground laws so you could kill a thief and you would be fine
giggityeffyou in most cases no, but it depends on the state you live in and the circumstance.
Sometimes andrew just laughs at himself until other people do
Luke Johnston more likely thinking of the next joke I feel this is how he keeps going so well
@Some One they why does he laugh?
The best way to get people to laugh is to laugh at yourself as it makes most feel uncomfortable when they don't
yea man i dont find that dude really funny man. he's fucking more annoying than anything
it works
Love Andrews delivery and, especially, that he makes himself laugh.
(And, after all, if you're not doing what you love, why bother . . . Except for absolute necessity.)
6:28 the guy says "You're gonna figure it out" but the subtitles say "You're being fair dog" lol
One time I worked with a dude who went away for murder and one time we were sitting around on our coffee break and the boss was randomly like “so whyd you kill em?” 😂😂😂 what the fucc man
The question had to be asked.
Did he answer?
Did he answer tho ?
So why did he kill him?
Dude why leave us hanging tho?
Dudes who've been to prison are like vegans, they'll tell everyone constantly.
8 years of prison will teach you that
Real dudes who've done real time would never say that they were in prison.
@@Jay-ro2vn cuz they don't have to. If you know, you know and you'll just see it written all over them
Real inmates are like real veterans in that aspect, sure they might let you know but they won't brag about it
@@Jay-ro2vn they don't need too have you ever heard the term prison swole.. you can tell who been in a cage a while
Does Andrew even have bits? This man gors up there and just rifts the entire show. Legend
"What's your favourite colour?"
"Eight years in prison will teach you that."
Alright.
4:28
NEVER ask "What did you do?"... always ask "What were you convicted of?". There's a HUGE difference between those two questions.
@@suisaip nah he's right. Its a big communicational difference. He advises it to avoid triggering a deffensive attitude.
When you perform F in an exam, you say "they gave me an F"
When you perform A you say "I got an A"
Yeah but that's just dancing around like as if they didn't do anything? If you ask what they were convicted of, that implies that it wasn't their fault.
I think hes saying that "what did you do" implies there is no context but "what are you convicted of" implies I dont care what you did but what did they get you for. I think this is what he meant
@@suisaip you can be convited and not have done the crime
Rayth Slayer it’s just simple psychology to help navigate through life easier. Take the advice....
the criminal seems to be bragging, the way he talks
Obviously
Use to it from prison. Hopefully you never have to go and experience that..... Unless you deserve it. You probably deserve it.
alex nifong what?
@@BernardoMartinsMateus use to bragging from prison. Had to brag while he was in there probably
@@BernardoMartinsMateus the end was sarcasm. I was higher than giraffe pussy
I love how you crack yourself up.
Omg "forgive me babe" - just had such a moment lol
He was with his girl and thought he was gonna get roasted so he had to assert dominance by letting everyone in the room know he went to prison.
This
Nice psychological pick up and you’re right
Lol so goofyy
So he's an insecure bitch
Still got roasted!
Meanwhile in some penitentiary :
- Welcome to Truck Renovation 101!
Hahahahahahhahahahsh
“Pimp my ride”
I’m dead
Well actually yes, different prisons will have different programs to help inmates get on there feet faster with new skills
A show with Andrew seems like a night at a bar with a group of people you don’t know, and everyone’s drunk so they spill their secrets and interact with each other
Quick wit! Outstanding! Naturally funny!
The dude must have had alot of jesus in prison to glow that white
8 years in prison will do that😩😭😂🤣
Lmao
😂😂😂😂
What a weird flex...throwing it out there that he went to prison for 8 years.
Thats what 8 years in prison will do for you
He didn't waste 8 years for nothing
8 years in prison will teach you that
@@abcdxx1059 underrated
And what makes you think he was flexing? Seems to me everyone that thinks he’s flexing are the exact people who’d flex about literally anything, it seems like he was just telling a part of his life 😂
this dude just blew my mind. so good
I like this dude, just puts the whole show on pause to check out these people
“Did he kill someone?” Dudes not ment for this😂😂
Everytime Shulz steps on a stage someone in the crowd gets murdered.
Ooh. Poor choice of words. Lol
.wait
8 years in prison will teach you that
Andrew Schulz is literally the most fearless and hilarious comedian I've ever seen and I'm old. lol
A person experiencing homicidal tendencies. How brave overcoming marginalization. Give the man applause. The person murdered would have liked to be there, but he had other plans.
???
With all do respect if it was a straight up murder he wouldn’t be out in 8
the vibe in that room is like my university on the first day of class when the prof is trynna get to know everybody
Maybe in a liberal arts courses not in engineering
@@dansmith935 surely, if a professor did this in engineering class nobody would show up the next class out of fear of social interaction
He toed the line there perfectly of taking a potential intense and awkward moment for everyone and respecting the man while still poking enough fun at the man to amuse everyone
“You should move over” goddamn I’m dying
"Guys I am thoroughly confused" XDD
"hey babe wanna go to an Andrew Schulz show?"
"8 years in prison will teach you that"
He’s a genuine master at stalling the crowd and having no material... a self humoring genius!
I thought this was shit and spent too long on one subject, everyone else seems to like it but I thought he was awful if I’m being honest
@@ruairi360 That’s exactly what I’m saying. It was god awful and he kept acting like he was laughing super hard but then broke to a straight face because even he knew what he was saying was garbage. As the video kept going longer and longer it got worse and worse. It’s not even that this guy isn’t my style of comedian, it’s just that this bit was really bad crowd work.
@@antoniosurl yeah I couldn’t believe the amount of comments that loved it, some people are very easily entertained I guess 😂
honestly he can talk to a crowd very well but the cringy forced laughter was wack
@@ruairi360 if most people enjoyed it and you didnt i dont think some people are easily humoured but rather you are difficult to humor. Maybe you are the problem just think about it
Man respect on handling the tension and producing something funny
5:29 "Rub his lower back. It was working for her." So good.
He told that like he was bragging about being in prison for 8 years. Way to make your family proud.
Like he got a PhD in math
Making it out is an accomplishment.
Lmaoooooo
@@juliogomez2749 How about not going in in the first place lol
@@Toven_WaveWatcherFi sadly not how it works
He faught someone and in that fight beat him so bad that the person died. It was accidental so that's why its manslaughter
Same thing happened to me up here in Canada, I only got 38 months
Well it depends on if he beat him in the fight or: beat him in a fight then proceeded to whack an unconscious/incapacitated person.
@@heinz5714 I feel like its fairly easy for a grown adult to fight clean with fists and stop when their unconscious... maybe one last kick in the stomache but fuck
Negative manslaughter can literally be multiple things
@@henrywinchester9372 one punch can kill someone clown
Loving this guy. Great comic!
Jay, I can't feel my hands... 🤣🤣 but your videos are the best
That agressive back rub screams "shut up or we'll talk at home".
PLEASE PUT ANDREW SCHULZ IN GTA 6.
Omfg lollll
Andrew is a twat
Complex sakire
Yea that’s why he’s funny
Chatterbox!!!
GTA 6? Our kids gonna play it for sure
This is the craziest interaction ever lived lol
lmaooo I love your stuff bro
It’s all fun and games until the Chinese guy starts coughing.
To soon 🤭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh that’s fucked up 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Stu Ghira its call sarcasm shit bag
Comment of the year.
When andrew was making fun of the guy that said: Did he kill somebody? The guy must have been like: yeah kinda did ngl
Lol what
💀💀💀💀
I needed this
Even had me nervous for a minute lol
8 years for fighting is attempted murder damn near lol.
Or manslaughter if the person died.
or sexual assault
@@tcm844 That's probably what it was, I mean, you knock them out and their head hits pavement, that's on you unfortunately. Next time, that dude will be sure to do his fighting on the grass lol
@@MoneyMunday not really unfortunate for the aggressor in that punishment
@@med8615 sure but do we know if he was the aggressor?
Guy my brain literally was having a fight with itself over if I saw this before or not
You did
Did your brain win?
Tony Tarantula yea I definitely saw this before
he uploaded it a while ago. i think this time he just added a white box on the audience member's head
Yung Pharaoh yea I saw that! I think I saw someone say that the guy requested it be taken down
Funny how they blind the couple from the left side but you can see their faces when they show video from the right side. lol
He is on top of his game, they way he worked that crowd… wow