How to rob a bank 101 Step 1: Have a guy outside endlessly argue with security about the intricacies of photography laws Step 2. Whilst most amount of staff are distracted by the camera guy - just stroll in and take all money
I've thought this also. There have been a lot of videos where gangs of police or security have come swarming out of the police station, prison etc to confront a lone guy with a camera. It never occurs to any of them how easily they have been led away from actually keeping the place secure. While they're out dealing with this guy at the front of the site, they have no idea what might be going on at the back. If you intended to carry out some illegal act, it appears the ideal first step would be to simply position someone with a camera to decoy police and security elsewhere.
AB: "What's the quickest way to Maidenhead?" Guard: "Are you walking or driving?" AB: "I'll be driving." Guard: "Well, that'll be the quickest way then." 😉
It really baffles me how security guards think they can tell people who are in public areas they can't film or take photos or how they don't understand GDPR laws, don't they receive any training?
All these young men staying at the migrant hotel must look at all the other people providing security, and think that's the career path. They just need to learn a few key English phrases, "not allowed," no filming," and "I will call the police."
It's a pity that the gov can't show the same amount of generosity to their own homeless & veterans. I bet all those inside get their heating bills paid for courtesy of the Tax payer. Well done AB on a job well done.
In the UK we have one of the highest concentration of surveillance cameras in the world - behind China probably, but not many other places - and these are overwhelmingly accepted by everyone. In fact most people have no idea how much they are recorded. But one guy starts filming, perfectly legally, and all the "officials" suddenly start making up new laws saying he isn't allowed. How did we get here?
@@Dave-ko2pr it is different, you're right. What AB is doing is known to the person being filmed, they are aware of it. CCTV cameras are mainly invisible to us and we are not aware of how many times we are recorded and tracked - it is much much worse for individuals.
This holiday inn isn't available for booking until 2024, at which point to book one night it's £824. Nothing odd about that at all... just not allowed to question it.
No one in their right mind would stay in that bug-ridden hole after these so-called migrants have been accommodated there. Let these traitorous owners rely on SERCO / Gov't for future income.
@@steveb1739 I wouldn't have stayed there - just wanted to see if you could book it as it'd be a good indication of when its available. But with the prices being that sky high makes me think they're just trying to prevent anyone from booking it at all so they can just block more dates out nearer the time. The major problem is that the government is making us pay serco for them to stay there. So either way we're stuck in this odd situation. I likely can't suggest what I think is a good solution without being banned!
This is a bit of conspiracy theory but I've heard these men maybe Al Qaida Islamists being trained to go and fight in Ukraine against Russia. I've seen videos of chechen ISIS terrorists fighting for the USA and Ukraine. There have been talks of ISIS fighters being airlifted out of Syria and Iraq and into the west to receive further military training.
Taxpayers are funding the accommodation of the illegals in hotels all over the UK, NOT the government! Every local authority in the UK has submitted figures to the government, as to the numbers of illegals they are able to house permanently. In some cases British people, will be put onto the streets, so councils can house illegals.
In order to stop looking so stupid and dumb, these security firms, cops, public servants etc should include ABs videos in their training of their staff and personnel, and maybe even pay AB for doing such a good job in educating them. Love & peace from Oz.
We just had a report released here in Australia which revealed that Job Centres make absolutely no difference to the long term unemployment numbers. The staff at Job Centres spend the majority of their time filling in forms and monitoring the behaviour of the unemployed making sure they apply for a minimum of 20 (non existent) jobs for which they have no qualifications or no interest in taking up. They send refugees to apply for jobs such as teachers, police, nurses etc. and they don’t even speak proper English.
A.B, I nearly died when you said are you a grass hahah. I'm in bits. I've never left a comment in over a years subscription but that timing was classical.
White English people are lazy. Now there are lots of jobs since Brexit. The uk still have to bring in foreigners to do the job that you lazy English would not do. At least they are paying taxes for those that are working. Regards to the Refugees. Write to your local MP.
The hotels are getting millions for sole use and a refit when the contract ends. It is casting around £7m a day, which is why they are looking at renting houses in the community
Yes AB, we can report war crimes that have taken place in Ukraine here in the UK?!? This govt can't control people coming from France in small boats, but want to know about crimes in another country?
Neil you can only pick on immigrants if your blood is boiling then why can't in your free time start reporting to sia and gov, non of your business when your gov is happy making money through immigration and companies who hire them they don't have any problem at all reality is minority people like you got issues
Hi AB, I genuinely enjoyed your conversation with the other guy standing at the door from 18:45. Very respectful and polite conversation both of you..I believe you have progress a lot within yourself ....😃
Yo! AB!! Really enjoyed this video. Jim Bowen 8:11 was sound as a pound, 'You cannot beat a bit of bully'. What a funny, nice fellow. Those three at the job centre, defied the 'Not allowed' no smoking sign, by smoking right next to it. True rebels haha. Keep on keeping us smiling. Great little compilation. Peace and love to all!
Thanks AB for your hard work, I am a new subscriber and I am loving the content. Apart from it being very entertaining it is very educational for me as I am learning loads by watching your video. Keep up the good work as it is appreciated.
Hahaha. Loved this one AB. The guy at Haleon was classic. Possibly someone who's worked all his life and got little to show for it so takes a 'security' position to make ends meet. Interesting interaction with someone who is probably bored for many hours a day and enjoyed a conversation. The woman at 20:15 to 20:35 holding her stomach in so it didn't hang out any more on camera....wonderful. 😂
In all the years I’ve watched AB and his fantastic work it’s astonishing how police , security, government, get irate at AB but feel free to break our boundaries strange that !
The general distrust and antagonistic nature that people have towards eachother now is really interesting. People just assume AB is up to know good and want to antagonise and point score instead of just being normal. Mainstream media, soap operas, terrorism etc has made people so fearful that it’s chipped away at our social cohesion. People are in a constant state of distrust and fear. How can society continue like this???
@@pegadethband That's what a police person says? He was outside with a camera, they are watching him, what is the difference? Suspicious my bollocks. Everyone has a camera these days, no point having it if you don't use it.
@@stuartb4525 So what would you do in this situation. You're sitting at home in the lounge and someone with face covered starts filming you, or your family through the window. Would you ask them what they are doing, or let them be?
Too be fair the black guy near the end of the video was probably the most polite person I've seen on various audits that ask not to be filmed so fair play to him.
AB has a right to film, people have a right to ask him not to. As he always says, you don't have to be rude when asking him to respect your request. Difference is that the request is not an order that has to be obeyed - some people don't see the difference.
I’m very late to the AB party but I’m so glad I made it!! I’m crying here 😂 Laughing so much I had a coughing fit. This stuff is gold. Thank you for shining a light on the banality of life in the UK!
AB, if you go back to the Job Centre where they kicked you out and the bloke was putting up the new sign in the entrance, could you look to see if they have changed the wording from 'premise' to premises.
These hotel/centers are so easy to take the piss out of. In this case the first two 'security guards' were possibly inmates and during your filming I swear I saw three people escape!🤣
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Hi mate any chance you can do council offices and find more about these 15 minute prison city's... I think you would get loads more subs
This world seems to be full of talking vegetables I'm going back to Asgard.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@@bornfree9547 I'm coming with you
Yo AB! Have you seen a video that auditing Yorkshire just shared for someone else… worst assault from security guards I ever seen
How to rob a bank 101
Step 1: Have a guy outside endlessly argue with security about the intricacies of photography laws
Step 2. Whilst most amount of staff are distracted by the camera guy - just stroll in and take all money
I've thought this also. There have been a lot of videos where gangs of police or security have come swarming out of the police station, prison etc to confront a lone guy with a camera. It never occurs to any of them how easily they have been led away from actually keeping the place secure. While they're out dealing with this guy at the front of the site, they have no idea what might be going on at the back.
If you intended to carry out some illegal act, it appears the ideal first step would be to simply position someone with a camera to decoy police and security elsewhere.
Do banks still have money in the safe? Thought it was all digital oh sorry that's happening 2025
😆
Il try it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Halson security mushroom was a gentleman, didn't give much away but smiled and was professional.
A fungi to be with. 🍄 🍄 🍄
Haleon
They keep him in the dark and keep feeding him shyte.
That’s why they are in hotels.. because in🍄 there is not 🍄
People seem awfully sensitive about citizens pointing phones at empty buildings for a most surveilled country in the world
Keepem paranoid and on guard 24/7
Thats why the " you need my permission to film me " idiots have me in stitches
probably not empty, most likely housing asylum seekers
Good point.
AB: "What's the quickest way to Maidenhead?"
Guard: "Are you walking or driving?"
AB: "I'll be driving."
Guard: "Well, that'll be the quickest way then."
😉
That guard was very good at what I think of as British humour;D
Guard: I wouldnt start from here
Not allowed to drive
😂😂😂😂
@@phillipsmiley5930 , Dave Allen used to do that joke.
that guard who didn't know anything was a decent enough chap. very friendly and didn't really take things too seriously.
Useful idiot's can be rather pleasant, but they are dangerous
@@ArchimedeanEye I don't think he was an idiot at all!!
I think he got through that encounter, not giving away any information yet not coming across as an arrogant arsehole
He is a traitor, wake my friend
That's because he didn't possess the intelligence to take things seriously or not.
These hotels must be rinsing the taxpayers
Absolutely! Left, right and centre!!
fILLING THE POCKETS OF THEIR tORY OWNERS
You are the one you gave vote to Torry anyway
Full of illegal immigrants all over the country. England is a fucking joke.
I'm glad I don't pay tax no more cos I'm retired otherwise I would be fuming especially on minimum wage
It always amazes me, the number of people who say you can't take photos and then immediately pull out their phone to take a picture
I'd say the police in Oxford need a good audit
The Oxford council and their 15 minute prison agenda needs auditing 🤣
@@ApexCypher_ I was there yesterday. They had plenty of officers, drones and horses to harrass the protests but none to go after real criminals.
The 15min city needs auditing to the hilt
@@MarriedToTheKGBOxford today, New Zealand tomorrow. Stand united brothers n sisters
Logically speaking Oxford police officers have gotta be extra docile and degenerate to ensure the 15 minute cities are established
‘You are a very efficient mushroom’. Brilliant 😂😂😂 To be fair, he seemed a decent guy.
I like him.
Ye seems a fungi really
🤣🤣
It really baffles me how security guards think they can tell people who are in public areas they can't film or take photos or how they don't understand GDPR laws, don't they receive any training?
Na, theyre actually trained to do that.
@@alicetumblescribbleson5961 they should know better either way
They are trained to use bluffing, aggression and intimidation as the first approach.
And it prob works 99% of the time.
No training on GDPR laws for security officers
You are not dealing with the brightest bunch of people in the world.........
All these young men staying at the migrant hotel must look at all the other people providing security, and think that's the career path. They just need to learn a few key English phrases, "not allowed," no filming," and "I will call the police."
Can you grunt yes start Monday lol 🤣😂😭
Young UN soldiers
SIA badges are given out to people with NO education…I’m sure AB ain’t white he would never get questioned!!!
They probably arrived on a boat last week
@@Itsmetheworldsgreatest exactly these beings are trained for something more sinister!!
It's a pity that the gov can't show the same amount of generosity to their own homeless & veterans. I bet all those inside get their heating bills paid for courtesy of the Tax payer. Well done AB on a job well done.
A lot of them are Afghans who helped UK forces and can't safely stay in their own country. Don't you think we owe them something?
@@guinnog2 Yeah maybe but I think it owe's it's own veterans a lot more. What percentage of them are Afghans who helped the British by the way ?
@@guinnog2 No I don't
@@guinnog2 he can’t think he’s a bigot
@@guinnog2 A change of identity and a new Afghan passport, an a few quid to relocate at the other end of the country
Nearly 500 hotels like that throughout the country, national scandal.
I know someone who owns few hotels became a millionaire in one year , good business to go into
@@FTubex won’t be when they realise who they’ve let stay in the hotels, UN troops
Wasted billions by the govt isn’t though 😂
@@FTubex Would think they already was a millionaire.
Think about it, it's for Ukraine conscripts, not refugees
I liked the guy in the job centre. He went about things the right way. Was respectful and admitted he is just asking rather than trying to order you.
Good to see (or bad to see) that government officials are worthless on both sides of the pond! Great vid, AB!!!!!
In the UK we have one of the highest concentration of surveillance cameras in the world - behind China probably, but not many other places - and these are overwhelmingly accepted by everyone. In fact most people have no idea how much they are recorded. But one guy starts filming, perfectly legally, and all the "officials" suddenly start making up new laws saying he isn't allowed. How did we get here?
London is number one
But people being on cctv hundreds of times a day is quite different to someone shoving a mobile phone in their face and broadcasting it on TH-cam.
@@Dave-ko2pr it is different, you're right. What AB is doing is known to the person being filmed, they are aware of it. CCTV cameras are mainly invisible to us and we are not aware of how many times we are recorded and tracked - it is much much worse for individuals.
This holiday inn isn't available for booking until 2024, at which point to book one night it's £824. Nothing odd about that at all... just not allowed to question it.
No one in their right mind would stay in that bug-ridden hole after these so-called migrants have been accommodated there. Let these traitorous owners rely on SERCO / Gov't for future income.
@@steveb1739 I wouldn't have stayed there - just wanted to see if you could book it as it'd be a good indication of when its available. But with the prices being that sky high makes me think they're just trying to prevent anyone from booking it at all so they can just block more dates out nearer the time. The major problem is that the government is making us pay serco for them to stay there. So either way we're stuck in this odd situation. I likely can't suggest what I think is a good solution without being banned!
This is a bit of conspiracy theory but I've heard these men maybe Al Qaida Islamists being trained to go and fight in Ukraine against Russia. I've seen videos of chechen ISIS terrorists fighting for the USA and Ukraine. There have been talks of ISIS fighters being airlifted out of Syria and Iraq and into the west to receive further military training.
£824, for one night. You are kidding!
Your humour fly's right over their empty heads.
just like how grammar flies right over yours.
@@WETiLAMBY it's a TH-cam comment FFS not an official letter LOL 😂🤣
@@WETiLAMBY cry more
@@WETiLAMBY Capital letter at the start of your sentence?
@@SirGeneralRandomLike A Boss! 😂😂😂
Good to see Jim Bowen is alive and kicking .😆
That's what i was thinking nothing in this game for too in a bed😂😂😂😂😂
@@simbosimbo Keep out of the black and in the red! 😁
Look at what you could have won😂😂😂😂
Bit of Bully!
6 darts or less, take your time.. Take your time...
Respect for going to the hotels 👍
"Go back to your hut"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol 😂😂
The job centre woman knew she was going to get nowhere that’s why she slammed the door closed😂😂😂
Taxpayers are funding the accommodation of the illegals in hotels all over the UK, NOT the government! Every local authority in the UK has submitted figures to the government, as to the numbers of illegals they are able to house permanently. In some cases British people, will be put onto the streets, so councils can house illegals.
Rubbish.
Not true you can't stop immigration if you don't like it don't watch it Your government is more comfortable handling the situation very well
@@guinnog2 Who IS funding accommodation of the illegals, then?
Muh tax moooney
Its disgusting
job centres are embarrassing as are those who work in them. Close them all down
Agreed. Imagine the shame of working for dwp. Vile
DWP are despised
Ditto
Sack the DWP. And G4S too
They're so pointless. Waste of tax payer money and they don't find people jobs. Just another stain on this corrupt country
Holiday inn Ashford the same kicked everyone out, cancel weddings etc we need to boycott all these hotel money grabbers
That's the point of business
To make money
All the staff get sacked aswel when serco go in
I will not use any hotel that been an illegal migrant haven that’s robbing the taxpayer…
In order to stop looking so stupid and dumb, these security firms, cops, public servants etc should include ABs videos in their training of their staff and personnel, and maybe even pay AB for doing such a good job in educating them. Love & peace from Oz.
Why are you taking pictures of my entrance
Possibly the best line ever from a security guy
We just had a report released here in Australia which revealed that Job Centres make absolutely no difference to the long term unemployment numbers. The staff at Job Centres spend the majority of their time filling in forms and monitoring the behaviour of the unemployed making sure they apply for a minimum of 20 (non existent) jobs for which they have no qualifications or no interest in taking up. They send refugees to apply for jobs such as teachers, police, nurses etc. and they don’t even speak proper English.
I’d like to say this video has cheered up my morning. Brilliant
Muppet alert!!! Tweatlede and tweadumb on call. And now we have uncle Festus!!
keep up the great work AB thanks
Great video AB made my day🙃😊
A.B, I nearly died when you said are you a grass hahah. I'm in bits. I've never left a comment in over a years subscription but that timing was classical.
The G4S guy was so pleasant
Nice one again AB, the Halson security guard was a really nice fella, which is a rareity in your videos
Mushroom guy was decent and good for a laugh
My understanding was the gov compulsory purchased some of these hotels.
AB always brings the levity.💜
Had to define that word, perfect for AB
Yooo and thank you for ur awesome work 👏🏼 🙌🏼
Strange seeing a white British man as a security guard. I was told they had all gone to the moon ?
What? They still do shi**y jobs
White English people are lazy. Now there are lots of jobs since Brexit. The uk still have to bring in foreigners to do the job that you lazy English would not do. At least they are paying taxes for those that are working. Regards to the Refugees. Write to your local MP.
@Culture Vulture Papi Travels well said
@Culture Vulture Papi Travels Friends with benefits!
Yes, I retired..
The hotels are getting millions for sole use and a refit when the contract ends. It is casting around £7m a day, which is why they are looking at renting houses in the community
Yes AB, we can report war crimes that have taken place in Ukraine here in the UK?!? This govt can't control people coming from France in small boats, but want to know about crimes in another country?
The government created the small boat crisis through incompetence and ill will. To solve it at a stroke, set up a processing centre in Calais.
The mushroom guy made my day 🤣🤣🤣
"We are like Mushrooms!" - kept in the dark! 🤣
Not allowed into a hotel 🤫
I do enjoy the different ways in which you approach your videos from.
Dinghy Security,Madness 🤯
Neil you can only pick on immigrants if your blood is boiling then why can't in your free time start reporting to sia and gov, non of your business when your gov is happy making money through immigration and companies who hire them they don't have any problem at all reality is minority people like you got issues
Rubber dinghy rapids
Ur sisters love it
Typical racist backward twat.
I could listen to the mushroom protecting his own entrance for hours 😁👍
Good video again, AB 👏
When he says mushroom what he means is, being a mushroom he is fed shit all day and he is kept in the dark about everything
Kept in the dark and fed bulshit
Love your videos AB! Your wit and sense of humor are outstanding!
Another foreign security guard wiping his arse with the magna carta.
Hi AB, I genuinely enjoyed your conversation with the other guy standing at the door from 18:45. Very respectful and polite conversation both of you..I believe you have progress a lot within yourself ....😃
Yo, AB. Pleasant surprise to see a new upload at this time .
That first guy, I feel sorry for him, he’s not allowed to do anything.
I wouldn't mind being paid to do nothing, i don't feel sorry at all for him.
Yo! AB!! Really enjoyed this video. Jim Bowen 8:11 was sound as a pound, 'You cannot beat a bit of bully'. What a funny, nice fellow.
Those three at the job centre, defied the 'Not allowed' no smoking sign, by smoking right next to it. True rebels haha.
Keep on keeping us smiling. Great little compilation. Peace and love to all!
Have A Look At What You Could”ve Won…
Hi AB as soon as you said Not Allowed, I thought of CV as well…. 🤣🤣 funny as
At 7:55 sounds like a trailer for the upcoming movie Carry on Security.
“Why are you taking pictures of my entrance?”
7:56 - Why are you taking pictures of my entrance? 😂
😂😂😂
Thanks AB for your hard work, I am a new subscriber and I am loving the content. Apart from it being very entertaining it is very educational for me as I am learning loads by watching your video. Keep up the good work as it is appreciated.
Pity he hadn't got a sense of humour. That's probably not allowed either 🙃
"How come you came so quicky?" I bet his Misses' asks the same question
The state of British security these days
"Not allowed!" Holy crap, I can't stop laughing!
last guy is the best and the g4s guy, he is so kind and caring.
In what way was he kind and caring?
I didn't know we had so many secret buildings in the UK.
Charlie would be proud his catch phrase is out there🤣
He showed a video of exactly the first encounter earlier today.
Charlie a nonce
Perfect response by the job centre. Well done!
Man's been watching too many Die Hard films "Blowing up empyty buildings" 🤣
Hahaha. Loved this one AB. The guy at Haleon was classic. Possibly someone who's worked all his life and got little to show for it so takes a 'security' position to make ends meet. Interesting interaction with someone who is probably bored for many hours a day and enjoyed a conversation. The woman at 20:15 to 20:35 holding her stomach in so it didn't hang out any more on camera....wonderful. 😂
In all the years I’ve watched AB and his fantastic work it’s astonishing how police , security, government, get irate at AB but feel free to break our boundaries strange that !
When the bald security guard tried to take your picture, I thought you were going to say, "Not allowed!" 😉
The "Efficient Mushroom" was a great interaction 🍄🍄🍄
first ab love ya content hope you and junior had a great time away much love
aww cheers pal ♥️
Great really funny start, love the Charlie Veitch connection 😀 😄 🤣
I thought Jim Bowen was dead,he was super smashing great
He must be and in Hell, to become a security guard
@ 3:05.... you mean the bottomless pit of cash provided by the taxpayer. The govt just spends our money with no accountability.
Halston guy was OK. Kept in the dark and gets a load of you know what thrown over him.
These are the sort of guys a business needs on the front line. - even G4S employed!
The general distrust and antagonistic nature that people have towards eachother now is really interesting. People just assume AB is up to know good and want to antagonise and point score instead of just being normal. Mainstream media, soap operas, terrorism etc has made people so fearful that it’s chipped away at our social cohesion. People are in a constant state of distrust and fear. How can society continue like this???
I’m afraid it will not continue
The old boiled egg must have learned a new word today- "misconstrued"
Well done Mr Dumpty, aren't you a clever boy 😂😂
Last guy was extremly fair
Great audit AB. The no 1 auditor. My favourite
you did an exquisite job of it AB well done and thank you for your public service!
What exactly did he do?
@@pegadethband Highlighting what is wrong with this country.
@@stuartb4525 UK is in trouble because people are simply asking why someone is acting suspiciously?
@@pegadethband That's what a police person says? He was outside with a camera, they are watching him, what is the difference? Suspicious my bollocks. Everyone has a camera these days, no point having it if you don't use it.
@@stuartb4525 So what would you do in this situation. You're sitting at home in the lounge and someone with face covered starts filming you, or your family through the window. Would you ask them what they are doing, or let them be?
Too be fair the black guy near the end of the video was probably the most polite person I've seen on various audits that ask not to be filmed so fair play to him.
AB has a right to film, people have a right to ask him not to. As he always says, you don't have to be rude when asking him to respect your request. Difference is that the request is not an order that has to be obeyed - some people don't see the difference.
It's a hooootel mooootel holiday inn.... Yooooo
I’m very late to the AB party but I’m so glad I made it!! I’m crying here 😂 Laughing so much I had a coughing fit. This stuff is gold. Thank you for shining a light on the banality of life in the UK!
Like mushrooms, Kept in the dark & fed on sh.t, he meant 😂
AB, if you go back to the Job Centre where they kicked you out and the bloke was putting up the new sign in the entrance, could you look to see if they have changed the wording from 'premise' to premises.
These hotel/centers are so easy to take the piss out of. In this case the first two 'security guards' were possibly inmates and during your filming I swear I saw three people escape!🤣
SG: I am Security!
AB: Ok where’s your ID badge?
SG: Not allowed…
Mite are responsible for maintenance, G4S are responsible for security
it was like that guy was dragged back in. they shut that door so fast when they worked out what was happening 😂😂
More useless embarrassing security. Sack them
Fighting age men only, no women anywhere. Very sinister. It's a huge security risk for England.
What I always love is hearing those gray masses between the ears work overtime 😂😂😂😂
They have all got to go back home, and I do mean ALL of them...
The Karen that appeared at 20:00! The bloke who called her back in knew the assignment. 😂
Yap, 💯% he recognised it was AB and dragged them in 🤣
Swindon have a few of these hotels - it was almost impossible for me to book a decent hotel because half of the big hotels were closed for refugees
They're not refugees they're economic migrants
They are not refugees they are illegal immigrants.
@@Bacon4Rashers lol ok
When he said we're mushrooms......... Kept in the dark and fed on sh it the saying goes A.B
Best G4S security I’ve seen 👍