CAN YOU BEAT CYBERPUNK 2077 USING FISTS ONLY

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  • @Hellfire36
    @Hellfire36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3365

    "Gorilla arms would be cheating" but also "Lets exploit the game for immortality"

    • @thehealymeister9287
      @thehealymeister9287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Welcome to the channel 😂

    • @steviewonder1001
      @steviewonder1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      sh, he doesn't know any other way

    • @Buglin_Burger7878
      @Buglin_Burger7878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I mean to be fair, if throwing machinery on your arms count, this means Barret in another game is technically punching enemies to death and anytime you hold a gun you're just punching people at lightning speed. A knife is just a sharp punch.
      ...so it kind of makes sense unfortunately.

    • @nathanmoffitt734
      @nathanmoffitt734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Buglin_Burger7878 yeah no that’s a shit analogy

    • @malbogia8003
      @malbogia8003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      PERFECTLY BALANCED

  • @satorudo
    @satorudo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    "Fists are not Assault Rifles"
    Hmmmmm well Henry Cavill's reloading fists disagree!

    • @respectthagoat2k433
      @respectthagoat2k433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Lassi Kinnunen 81 put tranquilizer rounds and you one hit everyone

    • @dansoare6184
      @dansoare6184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please ignore

    • @susa.k.a.pinkguy2036
      @susa.k.a.pinkguy2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh yakuza is that level

    • @jeangreffsbp
      @jeangreffsbp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hes still right tho,Calvill wasnt reloading,he was cocking his pump action fists

    • @RPGManoWar
      @RPGManoWar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look those babies were loaded shotguns, did you see the pump action on those biceps!?

  • @Gamespud94
    @Gamespud94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Spiff punching his way through doctors in a hospital. "I'm a hero!"

    • @BaeusHrrsh
      @BaeusHrrsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If you read the emails about what's going on in that hospital, yeeeeah, they really, really deserve it.

    • @zoomer2965
      @zoomer2965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BaeusHrrsh And if you to the wrongfully imprisoned officer.
      I went back and actually killed them.
      I usually do it anyway though, as it gets you extra XP.

    • @inciacci549
      @inciacci549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I'm a hero for fun.
      And profit."

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shouldn’t have made all those stupid TikTok videos and complained about being over worked. 🤣

  • @wombat9793
    @wombat9793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Batman challenge in it's finest, "I won't kill them with guns" (Said while beating a man to death with his bare hands)

    • @ppoul2366
      @ppoul2366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      commas are important. 1 to give this sentence more dramatic effect. 2. The coma the guy Batman id beating will be in.

    • @Miraihi
      @Miraihi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What's funny is that all blunt weapons in Cyberpunk are considered "non-lethal".

    • @knishkrinkle6485
      @knishkrinkle6485 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ppoul2366 I'm having a stroke reading this lmao

    • @michelphilippe193
      @michelphilippe193 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ppoul2366 huh?

  • @Urza26
    @Urza26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I like how Spiff took care to build up the roleplaying aspects. Like how a man with small equipment has learned to become so good at fisting.

    • @Hadvar
      @Hadvar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahahaha

    • @joejoemcgoo8570
      @joejoemcgoo8570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My friend, you have misplaced this 👑

  • @codywolfe1103
    @codywolfe1103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2192

    “He’s not a pacifist”
    Me- “you mean a Pass a Fist?!”

    • @syndrome5372
      @syndrome5372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      beat me to it :'(

    • @artyd42
      @artyd42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Pass the fist? Why of course we can.

    • @el_buro
      @el_buro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Badum tsshh

    • @puppeteer3964
      @puppeteer3964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      its INAough

    • @Zoronick
      @Zoronick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@syndrome5372 Beat me to it as well

  • @Nalvash
    @Nalvash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    By failing the mission Send in the Clowns we have gained our immortality.
    "Mission Failed Successfully"

    • @SekenStrm
      @SekenStrm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cyberpunk exe has crashed

    • @Justin031296
      @Justin031296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Failure was the option.

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1460

    Cyberpunk: "Fists are assault rifles."
    UK Legislators: *spits out tea, drops monocle* "But wait, that's illegal!"

    • @brachwolf1297
      @brachwolf1297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Funnily enough at one point in France a clenched fist was classed as an illegal deadly weapon

    • @enoughofyourkoicarp
      @enoughofyourkoicarp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@brachwolf1297 I had to read that about five times to be sure of what it said. That's insane!

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So whwt we have to amputate all british residents now?

    • @FadedBareck
      @FadedBareck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no guns are not illegal in the uk but you need a license

    • @jare2067
      @jare2067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FadedBareck even ARs? i tht they had it to where you can only get like small arms, or defense weapons like shotguns, pistols

  • @mathieuaurousseau100
    @mathieuaurousseau100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Spiff : I'm an immortal
    Me : Oh shit, here we go again

  • @gaiusgrachus322
    @gaiusgrachus322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    They're classed as assault rifles because catching these hands is automatic.

    • @naheemquattlebaum2267
      @naheemquattlebaum2267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This should be pinned.

    • @jimthompson8947
      @jimthompson8947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That lands about 50 yards from making any sense at all.

    • @justderp5713
      @justderp5713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Comment deserves more likes. Genius line

    • @cautiouslycynical9786
      @cautiouslycynical9786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You sir or madam are a modern day Greek philosopher!

    • @b.elzebub9252
      @b.elzebub9252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ''Tiny fists of fury''

  • @puddle-brigade
    @puddle-brigade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    “There’s no such thing as too many civilian casualties” - The Spiffing Brit
    Ah yes, British Colonialism at its finest, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @TheScilenced
      @TheScilenced 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For the tea.

    • @skinnytothefeet3531
      @skinnytothefeet3531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everything has it’s risks

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skinnytothefeet3531 Risking other things for tea is a noble cause.

    • @chris3559
      @chris3559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We like to refer to it officially as "collateral damage" or "regrettably unavoidable "

    • @psinjo
      @psinjo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are no civilians
      only unqualified residents that thought they had colonized this location before the brits got there to colonize it PROPERLY

  • @iwong3357
    @iwong3357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Those guards saw you punch a mecha to death under heavy fire and continued to stick around to get punched to death. Genius.

  • @Meximagician
    @Meximagician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Spiff: "They don't look like an assault rifle to me... they look like hands."
    _Earth Defense Force 4.1_ Fencer class: *** reloads -Jackhammers- giant pneumatic robot fists ***

  • @thegaming106
    @thegaming106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    "i wont cheat and use gorilla arms" literally becomes unkillable

  • @aleksaynikolskiy3110
    @aleksaynikolskiy3110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "v" has to get his hands registered as a deadly weapon, hence "assault rifle"

    • @TropicSpoon
      @TropicSpoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are they full auto

    • @Guangtian2077
      @Guangtian2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TropicSpoon fully semiautomatic

  • @AkiraNokira
    @AkiraNokira ปีที่แล้ว +94

    literally waited a year to watch this video to avoid spoilers. now that the game is as finished as can be and i’ve played through it. i have returned

    • @RustlessRobo
      @RustlessRobo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice patience

    • @TheMartyrOfIron
      @TheMartyrOfIron ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Has it been patched?

    • @justfriccoff3363
      @justfriccoff3363 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dumb

    • @joe931
      @joe931 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheMartyrOfIron 95% of the game is fixed theres just little bugs now nothing gamebreaking

    • @ratatoskrnuts6354
      @ratatoskrnuts6354 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's gonna be a huge update with the expansion some time this year. Glad you're getting into the game, this world is great

  • @simonhagemeyer9157
    @simonhagemeyer9157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Spiff 4:17 “killing him is dangerous”
    Spiff 3:47 *snaps dudes neck* “lovely… everyone’s dead”

  • @SGWeber
    @SGWeber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    “Fists are assault rifles” how is that not a meme yet? It sounds like one of those weird unknown laws you find on the internet, or like what us Americans think your British guns laws are like

    • @korrenthereaper4357
      @korrenthereaper4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well... England never bother with guns unless absolutely necessary. Americans give them away like a black market and shoot someone just for stealing.

    • @durnsidh6483
      @durnsidh6483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@korrenthereaper4357 "like a black market"? Oh no my friend, we sell them legally in tents at county fairs without checking ID!

    • @aluckyshot
      @aluckyshot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@korrenthereaper4357 man up Nancy.

    • @maxstone2380
      @maxstone2380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@korrenthereaper4357 "stealing" is a weak word. More like break into your house and rob it.

    • @Mario_bland
      @Mario_bland 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the dystopian future Charlton Hesston warned us about.

  • @kazzaaustin
    @kazzaaustin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Seems perfectly balanced, no problems here at all, he just has big muscles that's all *sweats profusely*

    • @darykeng
      @darykeng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, I mean, Animals gang basically it and about it

    • @gothicpando
      @gothicpando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Go away purple aki.

    • @keepingeel7874
      @keepingeel7874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big manly man muscles

    • @Rezafeild
      @Rezafeild 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Equius reference?

  • @rodrigosantiago7179
    @rodrigosantiago7179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Fun fact, Ozob is a brazilian character, he was created for a cyberpunk-themed RPG hosted by “Jovem Nerd”

    • @gabrielamaral978
      @gabrielamaral978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      eu ia comentar isso, é mto foda

    • @Ice_Soup_3k
      @Ice_Soup_3k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Não importa aonde você ir. Sempre verá um de nós . 🇧🇷

    • @jayst
      @jayst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Ice_Soup_3k I never noticed that if you use TH-cam’s translate feature, even flags are translated haha

    • @Steelface97
      @Steelface97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jayst yeah what the fuck that's pretty messed up actually

    • @jayst
      @jayst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Steelface97 how is it messed up?

  • @CriaVielen
    @CriaVielen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Fun fact: Palm trees actually do that in real life except there needs to be hurricane level winds going on

    • @amitgabay3721
      @amitgabay3721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's kinda interesting

    • @sharkexpert12
      @sharkexpert12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@amitgabay3721 they are some bendy bois

    • @runeborgbjerg
      @runeborgbjerg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I heard that they do it when noone is looking. It is their dance.

    • @auldgoat5644
      @auldgoat5644 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm trying, Spiff. I'm trying

  • @dawnfox5373
    @dawnfox5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    True end game: How many different ways you can brea.....err...perfectly balance Cyberpunk

    • @Jereb343
      @Jereb343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You remember stealth archer? Well, level up enough and any playstyle can become cyberpunks version of the stealth archer.

    • @anamatronix5357
      @anamatronix5357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Before it breaks itself

  • @warehouse957
    @warehouse957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “Life *is* unfair when you’re fighting an immortal pirate with a massive schlonger...”
    This will now become my standard response when people innocuously ask me questions like “how are you,” and, “what did you do on vacation this year?”

    • @timmarsden429
      @timmarsden429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Said that to a cop today she was not amused

    • @matty8399
      @matty8399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@timmarsden429 mad man

  • @Toughbiscuit_
    @Toughbiscuit_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Id love to see a cyberpunk with only beating enemies using your mind

    • @paradocks23
      @paradocks23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Netrunning is a hell of a drug.

    • @grimrevan4660
      @grimrevan4660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Already did my Stealth Netrunner build where I am basically Professor X. I killed whole areas with out ever setting foot in the building. Gets boring after a while from lack of any real danger.

    • @Toughbiscuit_
      @Toughbiscuit_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@grimrevan4660 your commenting about a lack of danger, under a video that uses an invulnerability exploit

    • @danielmyers-cowan3416
      @danielmyers-cowan3416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      HUGE pain in the ass for the tutorial since ur only damaging hack is short circuit and you've got tiny RAM capacity. But technically possible. Once u unlock contagion it's just easy mode.

    • @bigman7025
      @bigman7025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Toughbiscuit_ but atleast with invulnerability you can still do something with betrunner builds you just see no combat and everyone dies😂

  • @theroguenetwork1083
    @theroguenetwork1083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Can you exploit TheSpiffingBrit by joining his Discord for notifications? Of course you can. that's how I got here so early.

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thespiffingbrit Can this actually work for boxing matches as well if this work then CDPR need some balancing on everything

    • @cookingonthecheapcheap6921
      @cookingonthecheapcheap6921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cheeky sausage

    • @thomasjohnston1805
      @thomasjohnston1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mikeehrmantraut1899 if u drop a melee weapon in the boxing ring u can equip it midfight and go all stabby

  • @xXMaxterMineXx
    @xXMaxterMineXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    *Video Starts:* "Can you beat Cyberpunk using only your bare hands?"
    *Me, immediately and without hesitation:* _"You have bear hands?"_

    • @Sobotkap
      @Sobotkap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      well of course! bear hands are much better than gorilla arms! you think Spiff would take something so basic as Gorilla arms? :D

    • @halosangheili
      @halosangheili 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bear fists?

    • @Sobotkap
      @Sobotkap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@halosangheili or maybe Bear arms.. because people in america have a right to Bear arms, right? :D

    • @flaming_ace
      @flaming_ace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YOU HAVE BEAR FISTS?

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where did he get bear arms? The only place I know to get them in in America.
      For those who didn't get it, it's the second amendment.

  • @PassionateXisaster
    @PassionateXisaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Imagine being apprehended for having a weapon and the officer just shows you a picture of your fists with a label "Assault Rifle"

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then imagine flexing and being arrested for running an illegal gun show.

    • @Schilani
      @Schilani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't just a normal day in certain countries? :x

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Schilani Usually Bollywood.

    • @gohunt001-5
      @gohunt001-5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then they chop your arms off and replace them with weak cheap cybernetics

  • @jacobcollins8279
    @jacobcollins8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Fun fact about palm trees, they are really flexible. So flexible in fact, that Fort Sumter in South Carolina was built with Palmetto logs and was able to either completely absorb cannonballs or cause the cannon ball to reflect and bounce onto the beach leaving the Fort relatively unharmed.

  • @ultrainstinct978
    @ultrainstinct978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Todd Howard is already learning polish to join CD Project Red.

    • @ruiptaurus33
      @ruiptaurus33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gold

    • @ismailh.2085
      @ismailh.2085 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao 😂

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Po prostu działa.

    • @subliminalcastillo2126
      @subliminalcastillo2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I read that he uses google translate because it just works.

    • @niziggz
      @niziggz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@subliminalcastillo2126 checks out 👌

  • @KhavostovRasputin
    @KhavostovRasputin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "There's no such thing as too many civilian casualties in my line of work"
    Ironically enough that's sounds exactly what Adam smasher would say

    • @felixcosty
      @felixcosty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would love to see the fight with Adam Smasher needs to be a live stream.

  • @Hugh_Jas
    @Hugh_Jas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "Life is unfair when you're facing off against an immortal pirate with a massive schlonger."

  • @sethwood6501
    @sethwood6501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Funny enough the easiest fist fights I had on the hardest difficulty were with an intelligence build. One of the quickhacks shocks enemies on crit once it's upgraded to legendary, didn't have a fight go more than a few punches before they dropped. Really not sure why that dropped them so fast, the numbers didn't make much sense, but it was funny.

    • @Hadvar
      @Hadvar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      They just couldn't take the shame of being beaten up by an intelligence-stat nerd

    • @Fine_i_set_the_handle
      @Fine_i_set_the_handle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      might as well just punch them and use the suicide quick hack "easiest fist fight"

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was the glasses, but I also found the game better on the hardest difficulty

    • @felipesv8866
      @felipesv8866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emotional damage

    • @Dennisdpr12
      @Dennisdpr12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just imagine every single attack is like constantly hitting them with the legendary short circuit hack. Which usually one shots enemies as soon as you upload the hack. Now imagine whipping out the weapon called “Problem solver” which has the highest DPS in the game and every bullet landed applies short circuit.

  • @rileytaylor4880
    @rileytaylor4880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    As soon as I heard “immortality because you’re in a cut scene” I though back to the assassins creed video

  • @TheBlueB0mber
    @TheBlueB0mber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    CDPR: "Temporary invulnerable state"
    Spiff: *GODMODE activated*

  • @kinkrow6221
    @kinkrow6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    He's not a pacifist, he's an aggressi-fist.

  • @thedoctor7164
    @thedoctor7164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I did this on my very first play through. It’s not only very possible, it’s insanely fun once you spend some skill points in health, stamina and melee damage.

    • @thatanimeguy1064
      @thatanimeguy1064 ปีที่แล้ว

      does it still work?

    • @PrinceofWormz
      @PrinceofWormz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatanimeguy1064 Currently running a fist only build with 20 body and legendary gorilla arms, can confirm it is still a very valid build and is still very fun

  • @lucas106mm
    @lucas106mm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Fun Fact: That Ozob clown is based on a brazilian youtuber that played him in a Cyberpunk rpg table. He even voices him in portuguese (not sure if also in english)

    • @Vitor.Beulke
      @Vitor.Beulke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Queria ver o Azagal quando descobrir que o Ozob quebra o game kkkkk

    • @victorh2056
      @victorh2056 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vitor.Beulke do jeito que o Azaghal é com video games, não tenho certeza que ele consiga usar o exploit hahaha

  • @darter9000
    @darter9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “I’m a hero!” -Spiffing Brit punching his way through the hospital, 2021

  • @AMVDawg
    @AMVDawg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    impossible... he's approaching the levels of strength of Reanu Keeves

    • @Conta_Minated
      @Conta_Minated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not only that, Todd Howard will be just boiling with jealousy once he hears about the epic level of perfection achieved by the legendary devs of Cyberpunk.

  • @Astraeus..
    @Astraeus.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    As you're about to do an exploit drop down a save, in case things go wrong.
    The word "exploit" can be replaced almost literally with anything in this game, and the advice still applies. That's how you know it's good advice :P

  • @Reoh0z
    @Reoh0z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    > "I accidentally lobbed a grenade... I thought I was going to hack them."
    That has happened to me many, many times.

    • @Olivia-W
      @Olivia-W 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Accidentally lobbed a grenade when I meant to tag. So. Many. Times.
      I learned eventually, but as a mostly stealth build, that was a lot of reloads...

  • @urbypilot2136
    @urbypilot2136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Spiff: This makes beating everything relatively easy
    Me: I see what you did there.

  • @tropicaltim192
    @tropicaltim192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Imagine this:
    You're in a gang trying to make ends meet. You're here performing a routine search of some poor bloke that bit the dust earlier than most, then some bandaged homeless man with no shoes falls from the sky, lands flat on his face, then beats the shit out of everyone you know. He takes nothing, he says nothing, he just wants to see the world burn.

    • @johnyossarian1135
      @johnyossarian1135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reanu keeves approves

    • @joshuablackmon939
      @joshuablackmon939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the boss ; what happened..
      Goons " he had a machine gun" 😭
      Boss " i mean.. It just looked like you got your ass kicked "
      Goons..
      Boss
      Goons.. " we told the cops he had a gun"
      Boss " you snitched?! And of all people on a homeless man that made you look like pussies ..
      Pc... Critical error has occured
      Everyone is armed now.
      No one is unarmed.

  • @ethanwalker955
    @ethanwalker955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    In all honesty, legit unarmed melee build with the berserk cyberdeck and the kereznikov glitch (RIP) was a great way to play the game. flying across the room and taking down smasher in three hits was just cash money. shame that fun is gone now

  • @matiktherapper7094
    @matiktherapper7094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Wow imagine the perspective of the cops who survived.
    "And then he ran up to a big robot and killed it with his bare hands."

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Assault Rifle

    • @matiktherapper7094
      @matiktherapper7094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mikethewordsmith4263 oh yeah sorry my bad man

    • @lightning0938
      @lightning0938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminded me of that one guy who killed 3 guys with a pencil

    • @EdwinSteiner
      @EdwinSteiner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... his fingernails still perfectly polished

  • @shaman9
    @shaman9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Today's lesson: don't be inside a car explosion.
    Me: good tip

  • @jascha5303
    @jascha5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    4:39
    Spiff: "This is going to effectively be a fist-only video"
    me: "Wait... did I click on the wrong video again?" 🤔

  • @super2dillan
    @super2dillan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Let’s reactivate our immortality”, you just casually saying that has me dying

    • @QockNobblr
      @QockNobblr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The queen learned the dangers of old age, cuz she apparently forgot how to reactivate her immortality. Now we gotta wait for hed to pull an emperor palpatine deus ex machina

  • @caynidar6295
    @caynidar6295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Spiff jumps off a ledge: "I'm not very graceful at the moment." Me: "Superhero landing! Superhero landing!"

  • @KyloBenUK
    @KyloBenUK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Hands are two things in this universe, Assault Rifles and to hold cups of tea

    • @EU-ug4rs
      @EU-ug4rs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those are words of pure wisdom right there!

    • @frostedstorm
      @frostedstorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed. I certainly agree.

    • @snakefan112
      @snakefan112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I get ya I caught cassidy smoking his gun towards the end of the game just popped the gun in his mouth lit the barrel and blew out cordite smoke

  • @guilhermemorgan303
    @guilhermemorgan303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Ozob is a character from a big youtube channel from Brasil, its called "Jovem Nerd", and Bozo was the original figure that inspired Ozob, he was a TV clown here in Brasil from 80s

    • @javik1929
      @javik1929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      makes you wonder how many other easter eggs they put in there that go over 90% of players heads (not obvious stuff like GLaDOS)

    • @FinnorXTube
      @FinnorXTube 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comentar aqui para subir.

    • @copo2835
      @copo2835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's also a reference to the Bozos booster gang from the tabletop game

    • @Ss4Goten
      @Ss4Goten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bozo the clown originated from the USA though in 1946.

  • @marcocaruso3988
    @marcocaruso3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Spiff: Can you beat Cyberpunk 2077 using only your fists?
    Also Spiff: And in order to do that, run over and kill a pedestrian.

  • @leafsshadow
    @leafsshadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    So the secret to being a good fist fighter is immortality. I'm taking notes.

    • @Notsoshady4891
      @Notsoshady4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Helps with a lot of things really. Like cooking. Getting a job. Does make for an awkward conversation sometimes...

    • @microwavegommm7689
      @microwavegommm7689 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam algorithm

    • @Notsoshady4891
      @Notsoshady4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jathin Emmanuel Joseph secret! He's kidding. Don't play attention to him. He doesn't know v any secret. 😅😳

  • @elbonnybar
    @elbonnybar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Fist - Assault Rifle" in the description.... excuse me? you telling m you fist are an assault rifle? 5:00

    • @croataxeman2529
      @croataxeman2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thespiffingbrit *smiles excitedly in American*

    • @jellyarizomaramger1433
      @jellyarizomaramger1433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thespiffingbrit *the only thing they fear is you starts playing*

    • @johnyossarian1135
      @johnyossarian1135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jellyarizomaramger1433 hell itself has left the chat

  • @04shneierl001
    @04shneierl001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    i'm starting to think cyberpunk was made by the one and only Todd Howard

    • @Spootington
      @Spootington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was made by the legendary Hodd Toward

    • @Unprotected1232
      @Unprotected1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he found his way to the Cyberpunk universe via the vault door easier egg?

    • @kingkaz12
      @kingkaz12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Godd* Howard.

    • @Donutlover42069
      @Donutlover42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is no other person that would make a game so full of exploits

    • @xetinc5356
      @xetinc5356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't know why everyone think CD Projekt is able to release good games. They can built a good atmosphere and storytelling( because they're using story from authors). Then they release a total mess of a game. They than get millions of beta tester that pay them to test their game. After a year CD Projekt release a full game with the game of the year version. And best part you don't have to pay full price.

  • @VoVilliaCorp
    @VoVilliaCorp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Held off on watching this one until I at least tried the game myself, but great video as always! Love how the combination of super OP fists and using the invincibility exploit turns your character into effectively the terminator lol

  • @ahmedfawzijassim4630
    @ahmedfawzijassim4630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ah yes, the only unbreakable thing in this game, Spiffs fists.

  • @DexterityYTC
    @DexterityYTC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This makes me wonder if the fact that fists are classified as assault rifles is exploitable at all

    • @a.h.5966
      @a.h.5966 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hmm...time for another play through!

    • @Nightis81
      @Nightis81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's what the leftists around the world are trying to do ( to deem them as assault weapons ), after that the world will be totally filled with feminazis and soyboyz.

    • @Nightis81
      @Nightis81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh and ofcourse the elitists who decide what happens to "us poor people". They have been making movies about it for a long time. People just have taken them in as movies, not as the truth.

    • @XenoTechnian
      @XenoTechnian 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooh good idea, @thespiffingbrit you need to look i to this

    • @manfrom20xx13
      @manfrom20xx13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nightis81 you need a cup of tea, my friend

  • @CyberPonz-nc3oh
    @CyberPonz-nc3oh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Plot twist: the glitches are just Johnny Silverhand messing with you.

    • @astolenusername7675
      @astolenusername7675 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      its a funny comment. buttttttt, this is the second time i’ve seen you in particular comment this

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yahtzee's final comment on his Cyberpunk review was that the devs should just write off the bugs to your optical implants bugging out.

    • @Nightis81
      @Nightis81 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikethewordsmith4263 Yahtzee?

    • @alkorkrus5152
      @alkorkrus5152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nightis81 Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw of Zero Punctuation fame

    • @Olivia-W
      @Olivia-W 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You could say the immortality is the relic doing it's job.

  • @myrothiosthegullible6315
    @myrothiosthegullible6315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have long since learned that when spiff puts a question in the title the answer is always yes.

  • @ingvarsuigin609
    @ingvarsuigin609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Spiff: -Can we beat the game with bare fists?
    me: -You probably need to be very strong?
    Spiff: Now that we've become immortal...
    -Yeah, that helps too

    • @DeathToRain
      @DeathToRain 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's feasible without glitching because there's a skill tree built towards unarmed combat and blunt weapons. As well as some overlapping skill trees that synergize.

  • @loose-hotline5026
    @loose-hotline5026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I was completely expecting sack jarrow, for his name

  • @oKuma5335
    @oKuma5335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Can't believe ozob breaks this game like that, I'm so fucking happy lol

  • @donjon61
    @donjon61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A little late and Edgerunners probably did something, but...hey! You actually brought back Cyberpunk 2077 to my frontpage!

  • @michaelgrubber1135
    @michaelgrubber1135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I will not stoop so low as to cheat."
    -Spiff, 2021

    • @pauloandrade925
      @pauloandrade925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also Spiff : has a TH-cam Career thats basically dedicated on showing how to cheat.
      Or in his case show "Creative uses of game mechanics "... and bugs...

  • @jayjaybearington8376
    @jayjaybearington8376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love how he refuses to use cyberwear but he makes himself immortal 😂😂😂

  • @jonasflorencio1346
    @jonasflorencio1346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Fun fact! Ozob is an actual Brazilian easter egg, the character was created for a tabletop RPG campaign by a famous youtube channel the character is incredibly big and even has a book called "Protocolo Molotov"

    • @darbisd
      @darbisd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When I saw the name I was like "wait... THAT Ozob?!". When I saw the nose granade I was sure it was him. Cool to have this reference, but nonsense nonetheless.

    • @nicholascordero6600
      @nicholascordero6600 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh, that's pretty cool, I thought he was just a reference to the infamous Bozo gang

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He even says he's from Brazil when talking to him in the car.

    • @gustavoh.70
      @gustavoh.70 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicholascordero6600 the name does come from the clown named Bozo

  • @hektonian
    @hektonian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Fists are classified as assault rifles"
    I mean, how else could you classify these "guns"?

  • @matthiaseriklutge8652
    @matthiaseriklutge8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    can you do a "taxation is a perfectly balcanced system with no exploits" as a 100.000.000 sub special

  • @greenknightofwar7024
    @greenknightofwar7024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Damn, that’s close my own character. Except my characters name was Long Shlong Silver.

    • @johndoe-qn2mm
      @johndoe-qn2mm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Borrowing your naming sense for d&d. Thank you

  • @odyesus9893
    @odyesus9893 ปีที่แล้ว

    Closed out the video as soon as he said he wouldn’t use gorilla fists but would exploit the game… wow. Top notch video, bro.

  • @Horizontalvertigo
    @Horizontalvertigo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You ever compensate so hard you call your right fist "assault" and your left "rifle"?

    • @Notsoshady4891
      @Notsoshady4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I call this one "Des" and the other one "Troy".

  • @knowledgeofbarbarossa8354
    @knowledgeofbarbarossa8354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Another Title: Fisting everyone in Cyberpunk 2077 - Cyberpunk Is A Perfectly Balanced Game

  • @CthulhuianBunny
    @CthulhuianBunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    So, since your bare fists are somehow classified as "Assault Rifles" do skills tied to assault rifles effect them in any way?

    • @empoleonmaster6709
      @empoleonmaster6709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Holy shit, this game is more Skyrim than Skyrim

    • @Kyto1984
      @Kyto1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nope, they're blunt weapons. That is a funny typo though.

    • @CthulhuianBunny
      @CthulhuianBunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kyto1984 Ok, thank you. I wasn't sure if it was just a typo, or if it was something that was coded wrong and could be exploited further.

    • @Pedrojerico
      @Pedrojerico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good question

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *equips silencer*

  • @Greekphire
    @Greekphire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    At 4:24 notice the HP remaining, hard to think that wasn't intentional knowing Spiff.

  • @crakhead5917
    @crakhead5917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Sometimes a hero” 1 minute ago “just run over a pedestrian”

    • @realmastersilver1849
      @realmastersilver1849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s also sometimes a difficult to deal with person

  • @ryanlesner4716
    @ryanlesner4716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    police investigator says "So what happened to him?"
    CSI tech says " He was punched to death."

  • @fikretdemir4818
    @fikretdemir4818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    UK in 2077: "Fists are assault rifle and you need loicense for it".

    • @fikretdemir4818
      @fikretdemir4818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @victor bruun Shotguns, rifles, surface-to-air missiles etc. are tools and nobody should rob other person's tools

  • @lo-kal8207
    @lo-kal8207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *This is the first Cyberpunk video I've ever watched*

  • @mikeehrmantraut1899
    @mikeehrmantraut1899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Spiffing Brit literally becomes One Punch man

    • @johnyossarian1135
      @johnyossarian1135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thespiffingbrit who needs the power of God and anime when you have the power of tea and the queen on your side

  • @symphonymelody9235
    @symphonymelody9235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Really disappointed , was expecting the legendary meetup between reanu keeves and keanu reeves

  • @itsmezed
    @itsmezed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A pirate named Long Dong running around and fisting half of Night City to death. Yep, sounds like a Spiff video 😂

  • @XionEternum
    @XionEternum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    PSA: While I can confirm the invulnerability glitch shown here still works in the latest 1.1 version, I can also confirm I have found a way to remove the invulnerability effect. Side quest - The Beast In Me: The Big Race - which is the final race in the Claire side-story will remove the invulnerability glitch. I cannot confirm if this can be avoided. I played it as intended and kept close to driver X as the story wanted and let it play out as such. Was promptly hit by a passing car and this made it clear to me I had lost my invulnerability. Reloaded before the race and it was still there. I may test this further in the near future. TBD.

  • @CopperBurrito1
    @CopperBurrito1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That Takemura mission was glitched for me, none of the enemy’s would agro me so I just walked through the front door and went straight to the objective. 😂😂😂 Perfectly balanced as all things should be!

  • @jonah4850
    @jonah4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    All right, that "he's compensating for something" joke was underrated.

  • @stuartd6359
    @stuartd6359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Do you see, Todd Howard? THIS is how to make a perfectly balanced game with no exploits whatsoever.

  • @kp6378
    @kp6378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you for your videos on Cyberpunk. I was thinking about getting the game, now that there's been time for patching, and your videos have convinced me.

  • @xray235
    @xray235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Long Dong Silver Dealing with Ragamuffins" is the title of my new Cyberpunk fan fiction.

  • @DauntlessAdonis
    @DauntlessAdonis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    *PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*
    "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea ladies and gentlemen! 🍵 🇬🇧"

    • @zimattack9994
      @zimattack9994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It has been scientifically proven by top Spiff scientists that 20 cup of warm tea a day will make you immortal but with only 5 cup Yorkshire tea will turn on hyper god mode

    • @addsomepoyoprotein6738
      @addsomepoyoprotein6738 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tea - God mode
      Coffee - Explode
      Gamer supps - Opens console commands

    • @jellyarizomaramger1433
      @jellyarizomaramger1433 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@addsomepoyoprotein6738 if I combine tea and gamer supps *I WILL REACH MY FINAL FORM*

    • @johnyossarian1135
      @johnyossarian1135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jellyarizomaramger1433 UNLIMITED POWER!!!

  • @ReferenceGuyX13
    @ReferenceGuyX13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I thoughts fists would be considered a handgun and not an assault rifle

  • @MadmanMainer
    @MadmanMainer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was honestly expecting you to bring Reanu Keeves out of retirement for this.

  • @distraction2803
    @distraction2803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Breaking Cyberpunk is like cutting a shattered mirror. It's just rubbing salt in the wound at this point.

    • @stevecooper6578
      @stevecooper6578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truly the Skyrim of 2020/2021

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If exploits are an issue, don't ever play anything from bethesda again.

    • @pauloandrade925
      @pauloandrade925 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tyrongkojy The exploits at this point in time are part of the game...

  • @copo2835
    @copo2835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I am your new god." *yeets hand grenade at MaxTac*

  • @luckycobble935
    @luckycobble935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Tea is always an ammunition, at least, in the hands of spiff...

  • @donimmortal7692
    @donimmortal7692 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video has both Cyberpunk and Treasure Islands. Truly ahead of its time.

  • @sdfkjgh
    @sdfkjgh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    22:44 You gotta watch out for those clear-sky hurricanes. They can be especially vicious, deadly, and vindictive.

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "We managed to get Spore on to trending"
    Fun fact, Spore is obnoxiously popular. Even now, like I have no idea why but you do a spore series and it will get 10's of thousands of views even if you're a new, inexperienced creator.

    • @Bluutuber
      @Bluutuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Because Spore is the pinnacle of human accomplishment. Every day since the day it blessed the world with it's existance, things have only gone downhill.

    • @Notsoshady4891
      @Notsoshady4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People still want spore to be good.

    • @Nightis81
      @Nightis81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Notsoshady4891 The this is that you're wrong. It's not just good, it's awesome. How would you otherwise explain deveplopment of Spore 2 for pc and new consoles?

    • @Notsoshady4891
      @Notsoshady4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A Tripe A corporation makes spore and/or fan boys? There are good things in spore but it feels like they gave up half way through. I want spore to be good, but I tend to only play the first half and give up as the second part of the game feels like a chore. Your not wrong for liking spore. I'm sure if spore has the same chance that modern get that it will be a much better product especially if they learned their lessons from the first time around. Image modded spore... I'm already excited.

    • @masterpig5s
      @masterpig5s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Interesting

  • @UnderpaidCloud
    @UnderpaidCloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    These fists are so fast they’re classified as automatic

  • @stuffinyrmuffin8447
    @stuffinyrmuffin8447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I feel like this game was made just so Brit could stop playing skyrim.