ELDER SCROLLS OBLIVION IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Custom Magic Only

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  • Hello There Ladies And Gentlemen. Today we are playing a classical RPG Adventure game called The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion, The Follow up to the amazing RPG game Morrowind. Many would say that this is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits however today I will be using an exploit to glitch out the stealth stat in the game as well as infinite gold exploits and my personal fav an instant death spell created by abusing custom magic! So sit back relax and enjoy this funny montage!
    This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor! If you enjoyed this then check out my other exploit videos featuring strategy games and complaints about what todd howard might do to custom magic spells in Elder Scrolls 6! It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content! Sit back and enjoy the spiffing brit!
    So sit back relax and enjoy this Elder Scrolls Oblivion challenge of using 100% not overpowered custom magic only!
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: ELDER SCROLLS OBLIVION IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Custom Magic Only
    First Oblivion Exploit Title: ELDER SCROLLS OBLIVION IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Invisibility Only
    #funny #montage #Oblivion
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  • @Duchu26
    @Duchu26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4049

    Spiff: Pem here is the ugliest Khajiit in the universe.
    Me: He doesn't look *that* bad.
    Spiff: (rotates the camera)
    Me: Oh...

    • @dominiktt8063
      @dominiktt8063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      This is me

    • @samusteger7415
      @samusteger7415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      He is the cousin of Autism Cat from Wilburgur's channel.

    • @alekssavic1154
      @alekssavic1154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      The thumbnail confused me because I didn't realize there was a camel race in older Elder Scrolls titles.

    • @alw2839
      @alw2839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He is secretly part rodent.

    • @artemisdarkshadow950
      @artemisdarkshadow950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i thought he was a camel at first....

  • @pokeme5293
    @pokeme5293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2083

    PEM is so powerful he even conjures random Corgi noises, bless you Todd Howard...it just works.

    • @wonderer-ox2br
      @wonderer-ox2br 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Damn he made an scp-87 clone(it can kill anyone it touches)

    • @pokeme5293
      @pokeme5293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wonderer-ox2br very appropriate for Halloween 🎃

    • @slimpai4929
      @slimpai4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not gonna lie pem look a little cute

    • @pokeme5293
      @pokeme5293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@slimpai4929 He's no grumpy cat, but I've seen uglier.

    • @noahmcclure6871
      @noahmcclure6871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wonderer-ox2br scp-049

  • @somelass133
    @somelass133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    “You... I’ve seen you... You’re my sleep paralysis demon.”

    • @felixleong61
      @felixleong61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Plz End Me: What do you mean paralysis? I cast the death spe-.
      HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
      *touches you with instant death*

    • @rsaettone
      @rsaettone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Uriel Septim: laughs in Essential NPC.
      Also Uriel Septim: loses essential status.

    • @exaggeratedproblems5483
      @exaggeratedproblems5483 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @bbluva20
    @bbluva20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Skyrim: weapons forged to kill gods. Magic is poo poo
    Oblivion: your magic is god-like. Weapons are poo poo

    • @user-ol3if4eh5y
      @user-ol3if4eh5y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Any spells you make can be put in a weapon as an enchantment too!

    • @cherrypie2994
      @cherrypie2994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes but enchantments are much weaker

    • @bbluva20
      @bbluva20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Cherry Pie If I had to use magic, I’d rather cast them from my hands directly, instead of just slapping it on a bow or axe.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Morrowind: my potions are much too strong for you, traveler

    • @mrtacos705
      @mrtacos705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What about in Skyrim if you max your enchanting and enchant your armor to allow for infinite usage of up to 2 magic trees

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    The Elder Scrolls is a series, not because they are in the same universe and follow the same timeline, but because the existence of an infinite number of game breaking bugs exist in all of them

    • @juances
      @juances 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So fallout is in the same universe too?

    • @nashbutler
      @nashbutler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@juances fallout is thousands of years before elder scrolls

    • @timothyoswald8618
      @timothyoswald8618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. All I ask for is a continuum!

    • @bakatemplargaming2430
      @bakatemplargaming2430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nashbutler naw fallout is after elder scrolls radiation only lasts for a few hundred years irl

    • @DinosaurFan88
      @DinosaurFan88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And given the background lore of the games' universe, it's all possibly canon.

  • @notasimp976
    @notasimp976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Spiff, i found a New exploit for Skyrim, if you unlock the second totem of the werwolf ln the underground forge (After finishing the Quest line of the companions, if you talk to the werwolf lady and acept her quest 4 times you Will unlock the totem), and you unlock the werwolf Roar (the last werwolf perk in the left of the skill tree) you can summon werwolfs. So If you drink a restoration potion and get the talos blessing, you can spam the summon werwolf shout in the werwolf form with no countdown, so you can summon an army of werwolf!

    • @notasimp976
      @notasimp976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And It Just works

    • @jimkoivalo1403
      @jimkoivalo1403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Totally balanced

    • @samusteger7415
      @samusteger7415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What the fuck... that is mental.... I'ma go do that right now.

    • @notasimp976
      @notasimp976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@samusteger7415 dude Is so much fun! I runned in solitude and filled the city with an army of werwolfs and Watch them kill evryone XD

    • @badvoodoo2097
      @badvoodoo2097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@notasimp976 that’s just lovely

  • @indestructiblemadness8531
    @indestructiblemadness8531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    PEM only needs to find a creature with the "reflect spell" property. Than he might manage to find instant death.

    • @jellysquiddles3194
      @jellysquiddles3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      *Then

    • @cursze4870
      @cursze4870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jellysquiddles3194 who the hell liked ur comment

    • @jellysquiddles3194
      @jellysquiddles3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@cursze4870 Not me ;)

    • @spacebearcadet746
      @spacebearcadet746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@cursze4870 some people just want to watch the world burn.

    • @parist6735
      @parist6735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would like, but I'm immature and it's at 69.

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Spiff: "And here is our lovely character!"
    Me: "Eh...a little thin, but I've seen wor-"
    Spiff: *turns the character slightly*
    Me: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!"

    • @Michael-Douglas
      @Michael-Douglas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me when I seen your profile picture 🤣

  • @ManroeMS
    @ManroeMS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    It's all fun and games until something has reflect. 😂

    • @jeffreylessard7538
      @jeffreylessard7538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And stays that way if I have it too....or absorbtion or resist

    • @pastorofmuppets9346
      @pastorofmuppets9346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      should be no problem, pretty sure no unit can reflect 100÷

    • @ClawsofNeon0468
      @ClawsofNeon0468 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, yup

    • @LumosX
      @LumosX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@pastorofmuppets9346 Reflect Spell is a percentile chance to reflect the spell fully; magnitude increases the chance of reflection, not how much of the spell is reflected. Unlike NPCs, who are _not_ affected by Drain Endurance, contrary to what this video alleges, the player's health is solely determined by your endurance. If your Drain Endurance 100 is reflected at you, you'll drop to 0 immediately. In addition, a reflected spell cannot be reflected a second time, so even if you have reflect 100 on yourself, you'll still die from your own reflected spell.
      All the formulae and information are on the UESP, everything about Oblivion is documented. There's no reason not to validate information before making baseless claims.

    • @pastorofmuppets9346
      @pastorofmuppets9346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@LumosX damn, thats crazy my guy but i really dont care a whole lot lmao

  • @tentacultist34-36
    @tentacultist34-36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    “All goblins must be evaporated by my cleansing flames”
    -Goblin Slayer would like to know your location

  • @crowshadestair7892
    @crowshadestair7892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    5:36 I dunno why, but hearing Spiff say “We’re gonna use some sick-ass magic” at 4am just really has me laughing harder than I normally would

    • @zeuqramjj2002
      @zeuqramjj2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol I did the same at about 4 am just now!!

    • @freedom-man
      @freedom-man ปีที่แล้ว +1

      scary thing is
      its 4:42 am right now

  • @dragonknight1560
    @dragonknight1560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "If you want me to do more Oblivion-"
    "Yes, do it!"

  • @AeroQC
    @AeroQC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Alternate title: "This year, for Halloween, we're going as Death itself."

  • @valeriob36
    @valeriob36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    " ... a once in a lifetime oportunity ..."
    " ... will not suddenly DIE ... "
    Me: Hmm Once in a lifetime, take it or you will die. This seems about right.

  • @after_alec
    @after_alec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Hearing spiff say “sick ass magic” makes me happy in a way that few other things can

    • @SirSaladAss2025
      @SirSaladAss2025 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was actually looking for this comment, had to rewind it to hear that again.

  • @beenjamminbunny9977
    @beenjamminbunny9977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    A better spell would be Drain Health and Weakness to Magic. As stated by others the Drain Endurance doesn't actually do anything and most enemies will become too strong pretty quickly. But with Weakness to Magic you just stack the effect multiplicatively and each time you do, the Drain Health effect becomes more powerful

    • @stahliboi6249
      @stahliboi6249 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you put weakness to magic on a spell it needs to have more than 1 second duration as the first cast applies the effect and the drain health does not benefit and you can't cast fast enough to hit the enemy a second time to get the bonus effect.

  • @DavidJCobb
    @DavidJCobb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    "Not particularly sure how this [the leveling exploit] is allowed in any way."
    A lot of gameplay functions are actually done as part of the UI. Every menu has an XML file for its visual layout, with behaviors mostly hardcoded into the game engine. For example, the Alchemy menu doesn't just send inputs to some deeper part of the game engine, but rather, it actually handles all of the internal logic for making potions, determining their effects, and so on. If you were to edit the menu layout to always let you brew a potion, then you'd be able to brew nonsense zero-effect potions and such.
    My guess is that the Level Up menu works the same way: the menu itself levels your character (to some extent) rather than just asking the game to do it, basically, so if you manage to open the menu, then you'll level up.
    Now if memory serves, the game engine has a "level up menu is queued" variable, so if you manage to queue the menu and then load a save,... well, it seems Bethesda missed that case, and the variable doesn't get reset. The menu opens in the newly-loaded save, and now that it's open, it doesn't matter that you don't have the needed XP. The menu assumes that it could only have opened if you achieved enough XP to open it (which you did, technically), and it's principally responsible for increasing your stats, so it's gonna increase your stats. The menu could double-check that the current character actually does have enough XP, but why would it need to do that? What could possibly have gone wrong?

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Of all the exploits Spiff has ever shown for Oblivion, this is by far the most extreme. Making your own spells is broken by design, but infinite levels? Learning spells by catching diseases? That's breaking the menu itself.

    • @rosentrantz0
      @rosentrantz0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XML is bad because it fills up the screen with boilerplate. LISP was better: at least parenthesis are small.

    • @TheRedAzuki
      @TheRedAzuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@r3dp9 well, considering how the level system in Oblivion works (More stats per level up, if you level up specific skills), doing infinite levels, while possible, would be taking like 450 levels to max out all stats.

    • @novikovPrinciple
      @novikovPrinciple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Well, it seems Bethesda missed that case" may as well be on a line of clothing apparel.

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The real "WTF" is that the level-up logic , whether it's in the menu or not, works from the OLD values rather than using the NEW (reloaded) values. With consistent coding, it could possibly be tricked into consuming the XP, granting the level, and granting the stat raises, but not part of this and part of that. I.e. it would repeatedly level up from 1 to 2, due to reloading - there's no case where there were two level-ups in a row without a reload in between.
      The coding we get is - and I'm putting it mildly - retodded.

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "One shot one kill no luck just skill"

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I love how he took longer explaining how he’s not going to show us the money exploit than it would’ve taken him to just show us the exploit.

    • @Noxadrol
      @Noxadrol 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Gormathius because he added the gold with console

  • @saltyoverweebx3758
    @saltyoverweebx3758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    My tactic was to bring up Acrobatics to 100 through permanent jumping. Now I can easily Jump around every riddle and every Gate in Oblivion

  • @gohunt001-5
    @gohunt001-5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "my cure is most effective" - SCP-049, the Plague Doctor

    • @Brayslayer
      @Brayslayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So SCP-049 is PEM but with the plague doctor outfit.

    • @loganjblack
      @loganjblack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Brayslayer the outfit is actually part of his body, PEM evolves to grow leather instead of fur.

  • @CrimsonCQB
    @CrimsonCQB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Khajit has wares... and *_DEATH_* "
    -PEM

  • @buca9696
    @buca9696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You can abuse the stealth mechanic right at the start of the game, you don't need to fiddle with the rats. When you're in the cell don't walk forward else you'll trigger the speech from the prisoner, instead go to the right side and toggle auto walk into the wall. Voila 100 stealth at the very beginning of the game. This is so balanced, it just works.

  • @SujammaTheZazaWizard
    @SujammaTheZazaWizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love how the emperor has accepted death while simultaneously running from it

  • @KillerQueen711
    @KillerQueen711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Todd Howard outdid himself again with this one. It just works.

    • @giseliogozelio
      @giseliogozelio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i cannot read todd howard anymore, Hodd Toward is the real thing, plz someone kill me

    • @infernaldaedra
      @infernaldaedra 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@giseliogozelioOblivion is my favorite game 😂

  • @artyd42
    @artyd42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "All goblins must be eliminated..."
    Goblin Slayer liked this.

    • @ruhloflaw6709
      @ruhloflaw6709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vaporized

    • @lord-jinkx
      @lord-jinkx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      6:25 goblin slayer that you

  • @AvenValkyr
    @AvenValkyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The only thing you've missed is save scumming the sigil stone to get an increase magicka stone. Then use the item replicator glitch to get multiple stones by, of course, cheezing the "increase magicka" stone. Then you enchant all of your armour with this cheezed stone and now you have an instant buff of 200 extra magic, combined with the level cheat and within just a couple hours of play you have over 1000 mana. You can then convert your spell into an "on target", and even if it costs 75 - 100 mana each time, it's ok because you can cast 10 of those no problem, meaning with your insane sneak skills you can snipe guys off at a distance, and the entire game has become a CHEEZE FACTORY.
    Yeah I used the item replication glitch on arrows and sigil stones mainly. The fact you can't make your own arrows in Oblivion really breaks the idea of being an archer

    • @zarax6826
      @zarax6826 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or just..
      Make it absorb magicka and it'll pay for itself

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zarax6826 enemies have finite mana so not really good for long battles,good for bursting tho,cast powered up kill shot spell that either kills or leave them at 20% hp if they survive you can just cast it again if you get close enough to absorb their mana

  • @thekaz5225
    @thekaz5225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I want more Oblivion content please. You keep making amazing characters like Seymore Cleavarge and I'd like to see more adventures with them. Obviously they are no Reanu Keeves but still I really enjoy the Oblivion characters you make.

  • @Laeniel510
    @Laeniel510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    We had Reanu Keaves and his protruding cheek bones, Seymour Clavarge whose forehead and brow were so thick he needed permanent invisibility to even see, and now, PEM. The elder scrolls universe has been filled with profound characters, thanks Spiff, hats off and cups up to you!

  • @nicolascornejo7753
    @nicolascornejo7753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Drinking game: Take a shot for every "lovely" in the video

    • @saltymcpepper5777
      @saltymcpepper5777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I don't want to die.

    • @laurynrose6543
      @laurynrose6543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@saltymcpepper5777 I don’t know why I find this so funny. Thank you hahaha

    • @Mendoza-yi6qk
      @Mendoza-yi6qk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That sounds like a lovely idea

    • @radicalrabbit7570
      @radicalrabbit7570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm now too drunk for this video good job

    • @nerdyllama6398
      @nerdyllama6398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thash grape

  • @kotaerufenrito5806
    @kotaerufenrito5806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Now that i saw Oblivion again, i suddenly have this hard urge to play it again... Thanks for that.

  • @ThtSunbreaker
    @ThtSunbreaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Can we appreciate the adult humor in the lover ability, you know extra stamina and paralysis, not like in real life where you go limp, no no paralysis in the elder scrolls make you ROCK HARD

  • @PapaFlammy69
    @PapaFlammy69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    lovely.

    • @umbralumbreon7380
      @umbralumbreon7380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chalk up another nightmarish hell spawn from the depths of the human fear subconscious and add it to Spiff’s collection. Elon Husk and The Melon Man will be glad to have a nee beast join them

    • @strengthman600
      @strengthman600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh papa nice to see you here

    • @theangledsaxon6765
      @theangledsaxon6765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Almost 69 likes, nice

    • @jamespayne3064
      @jamespayne3064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dad? You’re here? Pls do some more theoretical maths vids

    • @user-tt9cb4mh7v
      @user-tt9cb4mh7v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am quite surprised to see you here. Internet is a wonderful place)

  • @crispycheese2695
    @crispycheese2695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    “Perfectly balanced and completely unfair”

    • @damiengates7581
      @damiengates7581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      reminds me of the meme where Thanos holds the knife and it's men's rights and women's "rights"

    • @lucianosgonzalez3561
      @lucianosgonzalez3561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It JUST works.

  • @stephen9101
    @stephen9101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I wouldn't recommend using the instant level exploit to power level a character you actually want to play on. For whatever reason, it doesn't give you the bonus stats you can get when you level up normally. Instead of potentially getting +5 in up to two of the three skills per level the max you can get is +1 each.

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The reason is because you didn't increase any skills, you don't get better by doing nothing. 50/50 wish they kept the system for Skyrim, but I like the perk system too...

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@motodog242 ikr,oblivion system is pretty realistic tho hard to balance if youre new,but once you get a plan and set a training day for your second attribute all is easy gaming

    • @Dimitrije_Sukovic
      @Dimitrije_Sukovic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oblivion's system is absolutely broken because the enemies always get +5 to their stats; so you can lock yourself into being progressively weaker by leveling up. It's probably why they wanted to simplify it in Skyrim.

    • @JustinK0
      @JustinK0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dimitrije_Sukovic maybe for melee but magic makes it easy

    • @TIRFemcel
      @TIRFemcel ปีที่แล้ว

      @@motodog242 No, this is a terrible system and considering enemies level with you you have to micromanage your skills to level up correctly so you don't end up underpowered.

  • @kyleh1127
    @kyleh1127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I came upon this almost innocently. I mistook the term 'drain' to mean 'absorb' when creating spells in the mages guild (frostcrag spire didn't exist at the time) and I ended up with a spell that killed everything (I didn't even use the drain endurance part).
    The only thing with the second part at the end is that creating multiple saves destroys your loading times, so you'll have to delete some of those saves you create if you're going for the big numbers in stats.

    • @EwetoobSucks
      @EwetoobSucks ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, those of us that use the ps3 console can not get the frostcrag spire or a couple of other dlcs'.
      Knights of the Nine and Shivering Isles are all that I can get, and that SUCKS !
      Thanks Hodd Toward !
      Thanks for Nothing !

  • @Dirtyro0ster
    @Dirtyro0ster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    "we've only played this game a million times"
    Only a million Spiff? that sounds like you've barely reached Bruma.

    • @shadowdragon714
      @shadowdragon714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he never got out of Anvil at this point. lol

    • @JumalaPlays
      @JumalaPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@shadowdragon714 bruh i've played many times and created like 3 characters but only gotten to weynon priory once

    • @sinsoftheswamp8346
      @sinsoftheswamp8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JumalaPlays I've got 400 hours never actually beat it

    • @mrbigglezworth42
      @mrbigglezworth42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve beaten Oblivion plenty of times....Oh, you mean unmodded? Yeah....only once

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrbigglezworth42 pfft you use mods instead of making custom spells with dmg,healing and no cast trick to murder everyone in every city?pathetic

  • @ironmilutin
    @ironmilutin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    There's a stunning lack of "One touch man" jokes in the comments

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OPM uses raw damage and physics to launch people into the stratosphere, not magic, so making people go limp and drop dead doesn't quite fit the image.

    • @joshj1953
      @joshj1953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But Spiff isn't a smelly weeb 👌

    • @inkastud
      @inkastud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the "smell my finger" build

    • @MongoloPawa
      @MongoloPawa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's just Za Hando

    • @inkastud
      @inkastud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MongoloPawa oh I like this waaay more

  • @willis2514
    @willis2514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha, these really are entertaining and my love of Elder Scrolls combined with your unique delivery make these so fun to watch. Cheerio!

  • @RepiriGaming
    @RepiriGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    From the front I was thinking “PEM isn’t that bad looking.” Then we got that side profile 👀

  • @heartbeat4atinman
    @heartbeat4atinman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Honestly custom magic was probably the most fun part of Oblivion, it's a big reason why Oblivion>Skyrim imo

    • @stevejohnson6593
      @stevejohnson6593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      man, custom spells were the shit. How else would I send lightning flying that also caused frost and fire damage?? It's perfectly reasonable.

    • @jackgray1402
      @jackgray1402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Have you ever seen custom spells in Morrowind?

    • @heartbeat4atinman
      @heartbeat4atinman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jackgray1402 Yes. What's even better about Morrowind is that the potions had no upper limit.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MORROWIND!

    • @HugeESmalls
      @HugeESmalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I created two spells in Oblivion that broke the game. One let me fly, essentially, but id usually die from fall damage. The other one summoned so many creatures it would freeze my xbox

  • @BubbleBOB1989
    @BubbleBOB1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Just from reading the title, I can already tell from memory alone, without having watched the vid yet - this is about to be ridiculous ;D

    • @terabites363
      @terabites363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please. No spoilers :D

    • @badvoodoo2097
      @badvoodoo2097 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s just going to crash 30 times in 6 hours

  • @ryanrussell5569
    @ryanrussell5569 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Wouldn’t recommend using the infinite level up glitch. Most enemies scale to your level, and if you don’t get the maximum +5 to attributes when you level up you will quickly fall behind the power curve. Even with a one hit kill spell

  • @calebbryant9973
    @calebbryant9973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fantastic showing! I personally would favor more ventures into both Skyrim & Oblivion, your videos add much needed brevity to these iconic titles.

  • @Redstoneghost133
    @Redstoneghost133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    New people: *See the title is saying the game has no exploits*
    Video: shows basically every exploit
    New people: now wait here buckaroo

    • @BlueLighteningGojo
      @BlueLighteningGojo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some people just don’t understand sarcasm.

  • @Ridiant94
    @Ridiant94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Has no counter"
    Reflect Spell would like to have a word with you

  • @josephwhittaker4067
    @josephwhittaker4067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To this day I am gobsmacked as to how you find all these outrageous exploits. If it was on one game or even one franchise I would understand but your powers are seemingly limitless. You truly are a genius.

  • @corrupteddata8087
    @corrupteddata8087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The three brains joke got me bruh . Subscribed.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    If anyone ever comes up to me trying to fight me, I'm just going to go to sleep right there. You can prepare for your opponent being bigger, you can prepare for your opponent being stronger...Nobody will EVER prepare for their opponent going to sleep.

    • @hardcoreholman303
      @hardcoreholman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then he zaps ur brain pan with a 9 mm and you'll never know you died. lul.

  • @unlimitedpower1385
    @unlimitedpower1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It has one counter, the special shield aegis carried by an enemy in tye arena and it gives 100% magic resistance

    • @rileywalton7507
      @rileywalton7507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or if you're a breton with a Mundane Ring

    • @tadferd4340
      @tadferd4340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Spell reflection is also a problem.

  • @lukasspain5100
    @lukasspain5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is just legitimately quality content. And that is just kinda nice honestly

  • @SigmaSyndicate
    @SigmaSyndicate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I think Pem is kind of cute, actually. I want to pet him, but I'm afraid that doing so might cause my instantaneous death.

  • @hubertjohnson418
    @hubertjohnson418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Spiff: PEM here is the ugliest Khajiit in the universe.
    Also Spiff: He is just an absolutely beautiful Khajiit.

  • @dval9503
    @dval9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    uploaded 0 seconds ago hmmm I guess I checked youtube at the absolute perfect time.

    • @Juli-lf5kc
      @Juli-lf5kc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Video: Hace 42 minutos
      Comentario: Hace 1 hora.

    • @Juli-lf5kc
      @Juli-lf5kc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now tell me, what kind of demon are you.

    • @JoeNoobie
      @JoeNoobie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      only if you had a cup of tea ready

    • @dval9503
      @dval9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoeNoobie That I did I always have a cup of tea ready after a long day at work

    • @dval9503
      @dval9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Juli-lf5kc a speedy demon with a cup of tea in his hand after a long day at work

  • @thomasleach9521
    @thomasleach9521 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’d love to see a full play through of this from you it’s been hard for myself for the past few months not just physically in work but mentally as I have a lot of health issues and classes as extremely shielded in the uk but your vids keep me going the banter and humour along with the heavy dose of sarcasm haha 🤣 but I do wonder what a full play through of games like oblivion or Skyrim would be like so if there was a wish list this is it just hope the rest of the comments agree other wise great content stay safe.

    • @thomasleach9521
      @thomasleach9521 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even if you errrm hmm exploit the shit out of it haha 🤣

  • @rileymiller3154
    @rileymiller3154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fun fact the rats that fight the zombie and the one that runs away are actually indicated as friendly to the player why I don't know ask the game developer

  • @umbralumbreon7380
    @umbralumbreon7380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This week on “The Elder Scrolls Series is Perfectly Balanced with no Exploits”: Spiff teaches is how to make SCP-049 using only a massive nose, three brains, and a little sprinkling of Todd Howard dust.

    • @TheChedderZX
      @TheChedderZX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the single best thing I’ve heard all day 😂

    • @huhnocorn7397
      @huhnocorn7397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the massive nose is the representation of the plauge doctor mask :)

  • @666devillord
    @666devillord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Seymour Clevage, Elon Husk, Melon Man and PEM The Four Horseman of Oblivion.

  • @mariomalacara6916
    @mariomalacara6916 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the fact that you hopped around like everyone does in this game.

  • @TDurden527
    @TDurden527 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice production TSB:) Skyrim instant-death mage. Thanks

  • @horizonbumpy2828
    @horizonbumpy2828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    making a youtube channel to break (mostly) tod howard's games in an original way.
    it just works

    • @jeffisaperson4471
      @jeffisaperson4471 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eeh, this one is known to the oblivion community, just underrated.

  • @Labtop215
    @Labtop215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I've just tested this on an NPC that has more than 100 health, and it doesn't work. You can only ever drop their health by 100, as drain endurance doesn't do anything to a monster or NPC. Try casting this on the imperial watch at the Imperial City Prison for instance.

    • @joshrobbinsditto3055
      @joshrobbinsditto3055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh that sucks

    • @Labtop215
      @Labtop215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@joshrobbinsditto3055 It does. The issue can sort of be fixed if he added a weakness to magic component to the spell. I think the weakness to magic has to be added last, but it's been a while since I've done spell stacking.
      Essentially each subsequent casting will hit harder as each iteration gets doubled unless the target has magic resist.

    • @rydercalhoun4649
      @rydercalhoun4649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I use absorb magic its easier to get and it works

    • @kermitlaranja
      @kermitlaranja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it doesn't work at ALL for me, it literally deals 0 damage

    • @flatti4966
      @flatti4966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, because Damage Endurance doesn't affect NPC's. they only have health. Damage Endurance only affects their fatigue

  • @aarlavaan
    @aarlavaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It just works!" I need to do this. this is hilarious.

  • @Sparky2618
    @Sparky2618 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant video. I had made a cup of tea and then I found this :)

  • @TaranAlvein
    @TaranAlvein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "There's no such thing as the Vulcan Death Grip."
    PEM: I beg to differ.

  • @devonoltmanns5453
    @devonoltmanns5453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Got myself a cup of homemade tea, must have been destiny because I pulled up TH-cam and here we are

  • @pinkacid
    @pinkacid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just subbed the other day, I know I’m lazy- you sir, having been missing from my life!

  • @Oogasra
    @Oogasra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    From what I remember from glitchfest, you can paralyze an npc as they fade into a room after you. They turn into mush on the ground till the paralyze spell wears off. Kill the npc as their paralyzed and then you can pick apart their body and stretch them as far as you like.

  • @furiouskaiser9914
    @furiouskaiser9914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man I miss the crazy freedom we had with the spell making, crafting, enchanting, and alchemy we had from the older ES games. Broken and exploity as shit, but still fun. It's nice having that kind of freedom.

  • @Firsona
    @Firsona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm not British, but I do like tea, and he's making me consider getting a picture of the queen to put over my computer.

    • @darthgorbag
      @darthgorbag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a picture of Overlord DVD (Dicktor Van Doomcock, future ruler of Earth) next to my bed, which is just as good.

    • @CDShap
      @CDShap 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t have a picture of the queen, but I do have a “Keep calm and carry on” poster.

  • @ryanhalien8468
    @ryanhalien8468 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video in 2 words “lovely, fantastic”

  • @mackenzieokelley6454
    @mackenzieokelley6454 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just tried this out and it's both still working and BLOODY AMAZING! I literally can't stop laughing every time I just touch someone and they just fall over. It's a riot!

  • @anthonybattaion8389
    @anthonybattaion8389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    P.E.M: exists
    Autism Cat: finally a worthy rival our battle will be legendary

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what meme are you refering to?

    • @anthonybattaion8389
      @anthonybattaion8389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@defensivekobra3873 autism cat is from a channel by the name of willbur who plays this game and names his messed up kajit by that name
      And finally a worthy rival our battle will be legendary is from the first Kung Fu panda movie

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anthonybattaion8389 the last reference was more obious, of Course

    • @cheesed-kun8445
      @cheesed-kun8445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@defensivekobra3873 I’m honestly surprised there is anyone who actively watches/plays oblivion that doesn’t know of autism cat

    • @simonegentili4571
      @simonegentili4571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cheesed-kun8445 Because Autism Cat IS Oblivion itself.

  • @timelorddialga815
    @timelorddialga815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "and give a salute to the picture of the queen you have hanging above your computer"
    *looks up at green lantern art on the wall* interesting...

  • @jessebrown1996
    @jessebrown1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy crap, I thought I knew everything about Oblivion, but this actually surprised me...Why have I never thought of this?

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Spiff having his exploit tampered by another exploit (That you can level Hand to Hand with Puny without his attacking back) is a testimony of this game's greatness!

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ah, Todd Howard. The man who came from the chess club to the figurehead of a game company with more bugs than a superfluous compost heap. What have you blessed Spiff, and therefore us, today?

  • @SaurabhKurkute
    @SaurabhKurkute 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I Just realized that Todd Howard get more marketing done from Spiff than his whole Marketing team.

  • @Nightis81
    @Nightis81 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic! Absolutely gorgeous!

  • @j.mxrr2407
    @j.mxrr2407 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know this video is 2 Years old but... i would love to see this in Skyrim. When I didn't see that there is already a video for Skyrim... I'm sorry but... Yeah. 😅
    I love your videos... great humor and entertaining! 🙏🏼

  • @MattariOnline
    @MattariOnline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ah, just what I've been waiting for... A video to bring balance to my video browsing today.

  • @Jamesmor999
    @Jamesmor999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    hearing the corgi noises makes this even more autentic, bring more of those

  • @ItsViperCat
    @ItsViperCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What just happened?"
    "Death"
    "What kind"
    "Instant"
    "There was no sound he just died"
    "Yeah it's a terrible thing to watch happen"

  • @ArniesTech
    @ArniesTech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video was...lovely, My Goodness 💪🙏

  • @userneku
    @userneku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Perfect.. new oblivion video, I simply love them :)

  • @brrennard8692
    @brrennard8692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    More oblivion this is going to be good the infinite money glitch helped when I played oblivion. thanks spiff if your somehow reading this

  • @LLawlietisdead
    @LLawlietisdead ปีที่แล้ว

    Always have a nice hot cup of coffee whenever I get ready to listen to the Spiffing Britt

  • @KingTiggerTank
    @KingTiggerTank 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another awesome Spif vid

  • @wcs9582
    @wcs9582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    for even more instant death, 100% weakness to magic for 1 second (doubling all effects :) )

  • @joshuahendershot196
    @joshuahendershot196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    PEM is literally walking around Tamriel Vibe Checking people and no one can stop him.

  • @shadowman21282
    @shadowman21282 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The intro to this video hits a bit different today. It's like you're about to have a cup of tea then go fight the reaper to bring Her Majesty back

    • @themanwithnoname1839
      @themanwithnoname1839 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know what shocked me the most? When people said it was so unexpected that a 92yr old woman died....... Now i would completely see how it was unexpected if she were 29

  • @SixshotRevan
    @SixshotRevan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm actually in the middle of replaying Oblivion right now, so this is perfect. I might not be in a position to pull off the exploits without throwing out 70+ hours of gameplay, but I think I have a mod that'll get me the Drain Attribute spell easily enough.

  • @sebay4654
    @sebay4654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I usually use the perment equiped enchanted item exploit to gain infinte stats by creating a unique ring with a stat boosting enchantment that scroll duplication(with a 2 stack scroll) is then used on to create two copies you then equip one and use the scroll duplication on the other (with a 3 stack scroll) which then forcibly removes the equiped ring from your inventory and then you can sell the rings for profit and still keep the effect repeat untill your desired stat value is reached

    • @ChickenFarmer84
      @ChickenFarmer84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of my favorite things to do! Works with enchanted clothing you find or create with sigil stones too.

  • @MrJimbojamez
    @MrJimbojamez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When a cat looks like a rat...Oh by the way, the Sigil stone at the top of the Kvatch gate can be gotten multiple times. Just save the game near the stone and once you tap to get it just keep on tapping it as fast as you can. I got about 5 stones from it maybe more

  • @georgiegan
    @georgiegan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:08 When your character is so ugly even the dog got scared.

  • @flatti4966
    @flatti4966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Anyone who is interested at trying his "insta-kill" spell. Don't try it because it won't work. it doesn't instakill NPCs or creatures. Reason is NPC's and creatures only have health, not endurance attribute. It will only work on the - 100 difficulty due the difficulty making the health damage more. You don't need the Damage Endurance on it

    • @laughingalex7563
      @laughingalex7563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Want insane op? Here, this works.
      First, roll breton(really, best race in the game!).
      Mage birthsign. You have 100 bonus magicka right off the bat.
      Customize class leave alchemy out, pick destruction sure but leave 1-2 int and willpower skills as minor(to assure max gains for those), have block or something for endurance power leveling.
      As you level up try to optimize, but you want to max restoration and destruction to 100. You can power level destruction with a weakness to x effect spell 3% on self. Set a button for auto cast. Same for restoration and heal, just make custom spell. This will take ages mind you, but try to get 10 end increases per level up. Also alchemy to, easy with crop ingredients around skingrad :).
      Once your leveled, ahem, godmode time.
      Get fortify attribute and fortify stat(bretons start with fortify magicka, so to those with mage). Also weakness to element and weakness to magicka.
      Here goes.
      Fortify intelligence 100, fortify magicka 100(make sure you pick the right order). Assuming you pick the right order, this spell can be cast unlimited times, it just empties and refills your magicka every single casting.
      Then go ahead pick your element, say, shock.
      Then weakness to magick 100 for about 2-5 seconds, and weakness to shock for 2-5 seconds.
      You now have a spell you can cast infinitely and multiplies itself partly. But itll stop multiplying on third hit. We want even more power, soo…
      …just make another spell of the same kind. And rotate away!
      But what of reflect? Get to level 35, kill raven camoran, he has mundane ring. Wear it. Your breton, with mundane ring. You now have 100% magic resist. This means even weakness to magic effects have zero effect on you.
      Enjoy godhood.

    • @laughingalex7563
      @laughingalex7563 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Note that, the fortify buffs are to yourself but the attack aspects can be touch or projectile. As long as the spell costs less than 150 it can be cast infinite. You can rotate between it and the copy easy, which is how you can then annihilate anything of any health level.
      Only one npc in the entire game can resist it, he is in the arena and has a 100 resist magicka shield.
      The weakness to element effect bypasses all elemental resists, but resist magicka also resists weakness to magicka.

  • @RustyShackleford101
    @RustyShackleford101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    PEM: *one-shots a Daedra* "Shit.....survived again...."

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s like a Suicaitama.

    • @The_localidiot
      @The_localidiot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one like any more funny number

  • @timothycage3083
    @timothycage3083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That Two Worlds joke hit right in the feels.

  • @JMulvy
    @JMulvy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of my favorite builds I call the Jinx. Race and Birth sign is all up to you. Then you make a custom class of any Type, Pick your fave attributes to get bonuses on, then choose seven skills that you DO NOT want your character to use... ever, as your major skills. So long as you avoid those seven major skills, you can level everything else up to Master level, and never have to worry about fighting an enemy above level 1. I call it the Jinx because if you use a major skill then you screw up the system and it is kind of like having bad luck by using skills you know you are good at. Hence, you are jinxed.😊