HARRY STYLES MOVIE = FIFTY SHADES FOR KIDS (feat. KURTIS CONNER)

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    👀 Watch our video on Kurtis' channel: • The Remake Nobody Aske...
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    🎤 Guests: / doctorjakey & / kurtisconner
    📺 Watch more of our commentary videos... • COMMENTARY HIGHLIGHTS
    🧬 Produced by: existence.media
    Joining us to watch this film adaptation of a Harry Styles fanfic is none other than Kurtis Conner! After months of tweets directed at both of us requesting some sort of collaboration, we finally joined forces and boy was it a hoot. If you don't know Kurtis already, you're in for a treat.
    Wish we could say the same about this absurd movie though, which - yes, you read correctly - is actually adapted from a Wattpad fan fiction about Harry Styles. It's like a Kidz Bop version of Fifty Shades of Grey! ("Your honor...")
    This is an audio commentary ONLY. It is meant to be watched along with the movie so you can raise or lower the volume on the commentary or the movie itself as you wish.
    #after #harrystyles #chuncethedud

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  • @ciera8737
    @ciera8737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14300

    "I know what you are."
    "Say it, out loud"
    "Harry Styles" I died

  • @Mary-lh9bj
    @Mary-lh9bj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13941

    Kurtis pretending like he doesn’t know Louis’ last name lol

    • @miriadel11
      @miriadel11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Right lmao

    • @holyhell9712
      @holyhell9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      I’m actually pissed that they didn’t know Louis’ last name

    • @peachy8390
      @peachy8390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      What’s Louis’ last name lmfao

    • @holyhell9712
      @holyhell9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Peachy! Tomlinson?

    • @peachy8390
      @peachy8390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Joey THATS it !!! I was like “Hamilton ????”

  • @amorcore3360
    @amorcore3360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5837

    "I know what you are."
    "Say it."
    _"Harry Styles."_

    • @misstomboy5757
      @misstomboy5757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Min Yoongi a *vampire*

    • @Getout634
      @Getout634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I cried

    • @sab3479
      @sab3479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LMAO 😂

    • @sunflower1324
      @sunflower1324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I died 💀 🤣

    • @lowkeyme11
      @lowkeyme11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I died 😂😂😂😂

  • @ashleyosip145
    @ashleyosip145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3463

    a bunch of grown men screaming about the fact a wattpad movie ended on a cliffhanger is the highlight of my day

  • @Mary-cw1fz
    @Mary-cw1fz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19588

    You can tell Kurtis is trying to hide his inner 1D fan boy.

    • @justakoi6
      @justakoi6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      thats all i was thinking about the whole time lol

    • @mygoodfriendcosmo
      @mygoodfriendcosmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

      they were like "IT STARTS WITH AN L! it mus tbe liam!" and kurtis was like "or it could be louis..."

    • @multijxde1855
      @multijxde1855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sameeee

    • @veronicajames2341
      @veronicajames2341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Literally went into the comments to make sure someone said this.

    • @user-eg2kd3wc8s
      @user-eg2kd3wc8s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      FORREAL HAHAHAHAH

  • @yballaw2714
    @yballaw2714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17166

    Imagine cheating on your boyfriend and then you get upset when he breaks up with you lmao

    • @clowntown1017
      @clowntown1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

      Lol sounds like something on r/nicegirls

    • @jasj122
      @jasj122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      clowntown 101 yeah except she didn’t wreck his car

    • @clowntown1017
      @clowntown1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@jasj122 lol yeah, it's in the sequel

    • @aretwothetoo7758
      @aretwothetoo7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@clowntown1017 wait really...

    • @clowntown1017
      @clowntown1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@aretwothetoo7758 no its a joke.

  • @sangeeta
    @sangeeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7024

    I googled Tessa while watching this and she’s described as “dedicated student, dutiful daughter, and loyal girlfriend to her high school sweetheart.” ??? Loyal girlfriend???

    • @ninafleming336
      @ninafleming336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      It physically pains me to ruin your perfect 100 likes, but I really have to.

    • @aliyahmaidenname9255
      @aliyahmaidenname9255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      literally none of those are true.

    • @theAtlasUnlocked
      @theAtlasUnlocked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      i read the books and all i can say is that she‘s pathetic i‘m sorry😭

    • @beccalima4686
      @beccalima4686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      "Dedicated student"??? HAHAHAHA😂🤣

    • @Getout634
      @Getout634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@theAtlasUnlocked is the second one good I honestly can't be bothered to read or watch the second movie unless these guys do a video and all of the characters are complete trash so far lmao

  • @radchad2338
    @radchad2338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6776

    "don't flatter urself im not looking"
    911 yes hello

    • @mossb4816
      @mossb4816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      he says that as hes looking directly at her

    • @caitlin7617
      @caitlin7617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Haha

    • @caycehelderman9254
      @caycehelderman9254 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I throw that book in the hall and toss it his butt in the hall too

  • @lexpoole
    @lexpoole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6088

    “Their hands are kissing” -Kurtis

    • @hailmuse
      @hailmuse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i was waiting to see it, thank you xD

    • @warriorcatskid003
      @warriorcatskid003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Reylos

    • @ruthielalastor2209
      @ruthielalastor2209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lowkey that's Shakespeare writing Romeo and Juliet flirting for the first time.

    • @rosaliepb
      @rosaliepb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the way he said it💀💀

    • @ampoo1451
      @ampoo1451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why does that sound so innocent 😅

  • @marie-vc8qj
    @marie-vc8qj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5150

    kurtis conner trying to act like he isn't an OG 1D stan for 19 minutes and 56 seconds

  • @taraoneill1195
    @taraoneill1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3967

    Can we talk about how the guy who played the Harry Styles stand in “Harden” in this movie also played kid Voldemort in one of the Harry Potter movies and is the nephew of the actual guy who plays Voldemort Ralph Fiennes. I just find that to be so weird.

    • @georgia2417
      @georgia2417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      WHAT THE FUCK

    • @yuh7181
      @yuh7181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      When worlds collide

    • @doctorno-face422
      @doctorno-face422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      What's weird is that Tessa (the main girl) is played by Josephine Langford, Katherine Langford (Hannah's) sister; this movie is in the tigerverse confirmed

    • @taraoneill1195
      @taraoneill1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@doctorno-face422 Its like the Stupid Teen Drama Multiverse

    • @doctorno-face422
      @doctorno-face422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tara O'Neill lol yeah

  • @vivylovatic1327
    @vivylovatic1327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2845

    "I know what you are"
    "Say it. Out loud"
    "Harry Styles"

    • @Lavantte
      @Lavantte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vivy Lovatic
      pfffttt i read this as soon as it happened wtf

  • @dpet18
    @dpet18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15745

    kurtis acting as if he hasnt probably read After on wattpad back in the good old 1d days

    • @rokafka
      @rokafka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      I was looking for this

    • @pinklady7825
      @pinklady7825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      LOL

    • @hazel6735
      @hazel6735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE TO THINK THIS. 😂😂

    • @juliemllerlaueriksen4278
      @juliemllerlaueriksen4278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

    • @geraldinesimons9875
      @geraldinesimons9875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Righttt lol like he doesn’t know their names 🙄

  • @suddenlysaber
    @suddenlysaber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4728

    I really wish the last line of the movie was "It's you... that's what makes you beautiful"

    • @leahanderson7416
      @leahanderson7416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      SOTA GENIUS

    • @Dragon-vl5eg
      @Dragon-vl5eg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Changes all the lyrics to be about girls belly button

    • @jenntherock5472
      @jenntherock5472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That would’ve been hilarious

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *credits roll* NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAAH NAHNAH

    • @drawguy7101
      @drawguy7101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fuckin hell that would have been awesome

  • @nat-zl5tw
    @nat-zl5tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2029

    "I can't believe you've talked me into this" THAT'S LEGIT WHAT BELLA SAID TO EDWARD WHE HE TOOK HER TO PROM. WTFFFF.

    • @flamebunny6511
      @flamebunny6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Wait so it’s a twilight and one d fanfic?!😂

    • @nat-zl5tw
      @nat-zl5tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@flamebunny6511 Y E S

    • @k.m.2344
      @k.m.2344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@flamebunny6511 and 50 shades of grey but with the BDSM stuff

    • @Molly-tv5sv
      @Molly-tv5sv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean like every Wattpad story along the lines of after is at least somewhat derivative of twilight - it's the quintessential problematic garbage fire toxic romance :)

  • @zaidaraine
    @zaidaraine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8095

    i cant handle the amount of chaotic energy in this trio

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @a dood kek can you reall judge? You have "kek" in your name in 2019.

    • @zaidaraine
      @zaidaraine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      a dood kek ask me what my favorite show is

    • @arigat-o9670
      @arigat-o9670 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Avengers 2020.

    • @minabright9894
      @minabright9894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @a dood kek tf why are you attacking people like this ,this is neither cool or savage just straight up cringe .

    • @kylleaiden8005
      @kylleaiden8005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zaidaraine whats your favourite show?

  • @henrytyrrell5238
    @henrytyrrell5238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8067

    Kurtis trying to act like he doesn’t know every single detail about 1D bless him

    • @viv2511
      @viv2511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      that’s what I thought too! kurtis my man, we know you’re a directioner, you can’t hide from us

    • @ambereensadiq368
      @ambereensadiq368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      kurtis is harry wdym

    • @anyaphull1440
      @anyaphull1440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      don’t be shy, embrace your one d obsession kurtis 🙈✨

    • @janessa.5623
      @janessa.5623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ambereensadiq368 he’s a directioner

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@janessa.5623 He’s a wizard, Harry

  • @aproudravenclaw18
    @aproudravenclaw18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13858

    the ironic thing is harry styles is everything but a badboy

    • @CountDogula7
      @CountDogula7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      Harry Style

    • @breelee1400
      @breelee1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      a proud ravenclaw They saw a picture of Harry like 5 years ago wearing a SnapBack and went “hell yeah, that’s a bad boy”.

    • @blueeeee2417
      @blueeeee2417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Aye true he’s a gentlemen

    • @greyfhighve9
      @greyfhighve9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      He’s like the sweetest but dresses like he breaks hearts

    • @lariann362
      @lariann362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      THANK YOU! I'll let the style thing slide because of that comment.

  • @slw9913
    @slw9913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14226

    I just LOVE how Harry Styles got a restraining order against the writer after she invited him to the premiere

    • @Hope-ej2jx
      @Hope-ej2jx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2279

      You serious? Hahahah that’s the price you pay for doing this kind of stuff public

    • @jojo_danielle
      @jojo_danielle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

      NO WAYYY LMFAOOO

    • @sofialima5041
      @sofialima5041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

      Are you serious??
      If that is true it's lowkey awesome.

    • @lbierman21
      @lbierman21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Bahahaha

    • @Formula1bliz
      @Formula1bliz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      As he should lmfao😂

  • @user-hm1ou7dq2q
    @user-hm1ou7dq2q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2742

    “Wattpad cinematic universe has begun”
    “The wpcu” LMAOOO

  • @rulerzreachf4n34
    @rulerzreachf4n34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8795

    “If British people call their Moms ‘Mum,’ then why don’t they call their Dads ‘Dud?’”
    *I’M W H E E Z I N G -*

    • @julesbond1089
      @julesbond1089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +654

      If Americans call their Mum's 'Mom' then why don't they call their Dads 'Dod'?

    • @junjiitowafflehouse9750
      @junjiitowafflehouse9750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Well if British people call their dad’s dads than why don’t they call their mum’s mams

    • @katiemercer8868
      @katiemercer8868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      NastyBuzz in the north they do

    • @edithgray4703
      @edithgray4703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      NastyBuzz people do

    • @Giuchini26
      @Giuchini26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@julesbond1089 was thinking the exact same and looking to see if someone commented it hahaha that joke made no sense or else in america it should be Dod 🤣🤣

  • @Jelly4Telly
    @Jelly4Telly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14873

    *I would pay money for a horror film about a girl being haunted by one direction*

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Sam Weaver I’ve actually read a pretty good horror one direction fan fiction 👀

    • @Jelly4Telly
      @Jelly4Telly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      A ViRGO oh hell yeah

    • @jennatimm7426
      @jennatimm7426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      They already haunt me

    • @zenxiety6461
      @zenxiety6461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I am willing to write and pitch this to Wattpad now lol

    • @lovelypacific
      @lovelypacific 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      i can see the scene's now:, **Girl turns on her music player and the first two seconds of Thats what makes you beautfiul plays on loop** "Youre insecure, youre insecure, youre insecure, youre insecure..."

  • @tamsynfox
    @tamsynfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3567

    personally, as a British person, I don't call my dad 'dud' because he wen't out for cigarettes 15 years ago and hasn't come back yet so I've not called him anything for most of my life.

    • @lenaomar384
      @lenaomar384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ur comment doesn’t have enough likes 😂😂

    • @beyoncealways2911
      @beyoncealways2911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Man this made me laugh way too much but that’s also so sad

    • @tamsynfox
      @tamsynfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @dragoniced 78 someone memed at me on the interweb 🥺 Fr this made my day thank you.

    • @amyvasquez1495
      @amyvasquez1495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same

    • @shelbycargill5337
      @shelbycargill5337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Are we gonna ignore the fact that they say mOm and don’t say dOd

  • @megan9972
    @megan9972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5541

    Kurtis trying to remind PMI that there are two Ls in one direction but trying not to make it obvious he’s a stan is a mood

    • @imeantloveyou5eva
      @imeantloveyou5eva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      truly

    • @Cjhssgjbkhfuu
      @Cjhssgjbkhfuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      he said all of their last names except louis and then went “louis... uh” kurtis we know you made like 6 1d videos ur not fooling anyone

    • @lolz6409
      @lolz6409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      right he literally has a 1d tattoo

    • @cheribitch5396
      @cheribitch5396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @Alex Hubbard yeah , he has a tattoo with some of lyrics from 'fireproof' which is a song by 1d

    • @suditii
      @suditii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haha ikk

  • @AJ_Rene
    @AJ_Rene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7674

    out of all the H names they pick Harden....

    • @angrypoet5251
      @angrypoet5251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I just realized

    • @epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074
      @epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      cause its HARD.

    • @yasma3743
      @yasma3743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Hardin

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      More like Hardon amiright
      I'm sure everyone has made that joke

    • @Imcold1218
      @Imcold1218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      They just picked what peopled were supposed to do when they saw him.

  • @Abby_Liu
    @Abby_Liu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5222

    so no one's gonna talk about the disturbing thumbnail where they mix the actor's face and Harry styles's face

    • @darrylwhitefeather207
      @darrylwhitefeather207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I didn't notice! 😂

    • @EVELINAFRANCOV
      @EVELINAFRANCOV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      i didn’t even-

    • @thomasdegroat6039
      @thomasdegroat6039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I stared at it for like five minutes trying to figure out what was wrong with it!

    • @okcoolros4121
      @okcoolros4121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Abby Liu don’t look at it for more than 10 secs because then it’ll start to look like a real person and your brain will bleed

    • @Nikkoryn
      @Nikkoryn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Abby Liu That actors face is Hero Fiennes-Tiffin not some actors face..mix with Harry Styles face

  • @jordanshuster8838
    @jordanshuster8838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6738

    Can we all agree that this movie just glorifies cheating

    • @harlequeenchannel
      @harlequeenchannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      You could kinda see what they were trying to do with the whole unlikable boyfriend trope (his text "I'm doing what I think is best for you" could be read as overprotective), but they just failed so horribly at it.

    • @proxi9511
      @proxi9511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@harlequeenchannel Yeah, like I'd be concerned as well if my normally straight-laced boyfriend was suddenly drinking at a college party. Like???

    • @serenity2010sh
      @serenity2010sh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Ajax Jo yeah, it's gone way downhill.

    • @ivettepena7203
      @ivettepena7203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Ajax Jo omg I watched that 😳 but then I stopped midway cuz I was bored of it and then the og husband drugged her and I just couldnt take it anymore

    • @ChimpRevolution
      @ChimpRevolution 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Tbh if your gonna cheat why not grow a pair and just break up with the person before hand say you are done

  • @brittanyflower8251
    @brittanyflower8251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5954

    “Have you never been touched before”
    “My boyfriend wears gloves”
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @m.meghana2365
      @m.meghana2365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I-

    • @wonderbookk
      @wonderbookk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i can’t with this movie

    • @wrenmacneil7703
      @wrenmacneil7703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Inej from Six of Crows be like (have literally no idea if anybody will get this reference but it was too good not to do)

    • @wcmdtl
      @wcmdtl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wrenmacneil7703 OMG I LITERALLY FINISHED REREADING THEM AND I SAW THE COMMENTS AND THATS LITERALLY WHAT MY MIND WENT TO ALSO IM SO EXCITED FOR SHADOW AND BONE LIKE I WANNA SEE KAZ WITH THE CANE

    • @wrenmacneil7703
      @wrenmacneil7703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@wcmdtl oh wow somebody actually got it, was not expecting that! I too am excited for Shadow and Bone, Kaz's actor seems like a very good choice

  • @Alwayssjess
    @Alwayssjess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5891

    what makes me most uncomfortable is that the Harry Styles knock-off looks like Danny Gonzales

    • @drawguy7101
      @drawguy7101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Jessica Nicole and the girl kinda looks like Billie eilish

    • @aivlysplath
      @aivlysplath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      How could you do this to me...

    • @aphroditae898
      @aphroditae898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      You mean Drew?

    • @Alwayssjess
      @Alwayssjess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      shy bumble yeah yeah same thing

    • @peytongomer2305
      @peytongomer2305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Jessica Nicole Not at all. Literally just brown hair and blue eyes

  • @aperson5188
    @aperson5188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11421

    They should’ve made the fanfic “my mom sold me to one direction”

    • @aisyahh2003
      @aisyahh2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      I would watch it

    • @irainitiuminsaniaeestinsan3944
      @irainitiuminsaniaeestinsan3944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      I remember fanfic named "how one direction adopted me" or something? Spoiler: it was bad

    • @goddamnducks8205
      @goddamnducks8205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@irainitiuminsaniaeestinsan3944 omg yes

    • @viichirisu
      @viichirisu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      which one tho?

    • @MyDarkerSide3
      @MyDarkerSide3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A Person that’s legit what i thought it was

  • @charibriannagrant261
    @charibriannagrant261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    I love that she’s away at college and her mom and boyfriend just casually show up like all the time... very conveniently.

    • @AJ-pu9jq
      @AJ-pu9jq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Fr college is so much less structured and it’s broken up, you’d have to know in advance if someone was coming to visit. ALSO her mom showing up at her dorm??? We can’t even get in the building without ID scan past a certain time AND each hall and floor have their own. If you don’t have your ID to scan you can’t get on your floor. What school is this that randoms off the street can get into any room?!

    • @Lucy-uf6oi
      @Lucy-uf6oi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AJ-pu9jq meanwhile my college with no security 👁👄👁 i literally moved back home bc random people from the street broke into the all girl's dorm

    • @AJ-pu9jq
      @AJ-pu9jq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Lucy-uf6oi absolutely hell no, that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen

    • @Lucy-uf6oi
      @Lucy-uf6oi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AJ-pu9jq they're already getting sued for a related issue 😬 at least i graduate in 2 weeks

    • @SwaggyToms
      @SwaggyToms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Lucy-uf6oi happy late graduation :D idk if thats how u say it lmao

  • @Videoliker12
    @Videoliker12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12367

    Why does Hardin sound like he’s doing a bad British accent even though he’s actually British

    • @thea7258
      @thea7258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +696

      Wtf I'm british and he sounds nothing like anyone I've ever met

    • @redcantsleep
      @redcantsleep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      tru tru lmfao

    • @buzzbee4874
      @buzzbee4874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      i think it’s because he’s trying to mimic harry’s deep voice and his accent but i’m not 100% sure

    • @alaskaisalexa
      @alaskaisalexa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      WAIT I THOUGHT HE WAS FAKING THE ACCENT IM CRYING

    • @saffbryana5999
      @saffbryana5999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      They should've kept his natural roadman accent, would've been more realistic

  • @YasmineSDJ
    @YasmineSDJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2710

    as casey aonso expertly pointed out, this movie was shot like a horror movie lmao
    replace ANY of the scene's music with suspense and see lol

    • @slowyourroll1146
      @slowyourroll1146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Plot twist fake Harry (Harden) is actually an angsty stalker

    • @vipdancefitness380
      @vipdancefitness380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I legit thought this was a remake of that thriller movie with Tori spelling about her stalker boyfriend

    • @sav9373
      @sav9373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      living for a plug of my girl casey she’s soooo underrated everyone should subscribe

    • @sav9373
      @sav9373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eli Núñez another queen!! i just found her bc of casey and she’s great!!!

    • @user-hf4qy3mt6z
      @user-hf4qy3mt6z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      InsaneReader kept switching the scenes with horror movie background music while reviewing it lmfao it was terrifying

  • @dodie3412
    @dodie3412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20061

    is anyone else SICK AND TIRED of teen movies romanticizing people cheating on their partners??

    • @winters5449
      @winters5449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

      That's the only way to create real conflict in your story without having to write well rounded characters with compelling reasons to butt heads because UWU the main OTP can never disagree because their swoul mates!! OWOOWO

    • @EminAnimE1
      @EminAnimE1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

      Yeah man fuck this! We're supposed to root for the main character when she's a cheating bitch? Fuck off movie!

    • @izzy332
      @izzy332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +702

      I just want a good love story man, having cheating as a plot is CHEATING a movie

    • @magua9563
      @magua9563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      It actually would have been more interesting if she had stayed loyal. XD If I were Noah I would have easily fought that British prick and told her to fuck off.

    • @starwarsguy123ful
      @starwarsguy123ful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      WalterWhite this is the same problem with the notebook and other nicholas sparks type movies

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2781

    Can we stop having romance movies where it's shown as "sexy" to cheat on your partner please

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      and also that its sexy to have a dysfunctional relationship where u dont communicate and just have sex to get rid of ur problems

    • @radioheadfan78
      @radioheadfan78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat yeah or like an abusive or controlling bf or gf. love ur name btw

    • @Jacobkent09
      @Jacobkent09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no

    • @mjsart7399
      @mjsart7399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      See that would be the healthy thing to do

    • @bobbyshores
      @bobbyshores ปีที่แล้ว +8

      100% agree. These movies give me anxiety and feel so bad for the good caring boyfriend. That’s why I love this channel cause I can laugh with them instead of being angry

  • @skinnysnorlax1876
    @skinnysnorlax1876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    "Have you never been touched before?"
    "Not by creepy British men who invade my room and I have known for like two days, no."
    Wtf...

  • @jupiter6628
    @jupiter6628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4777

    poor harry styles. he didnt ask for this

    • @user-mk6fg6zl3c
      @user-mk6fg6zl3c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      They didn't treat harry with kindness 😖

    • @imgowrinair
      @imgowrinair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah 😑

    • @Getout634
      @Getout634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      he told them to get out of his kitchen 😔👊

    • @m.meghana2365
      @m.meghana2365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He's been sexualized since he was a minor , no wonder he's not active on social media

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think I remember reading that he put out a restraining order on the author.

  • @sienna9892
    @sienna9892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11181

    if this was a netflix movie, noah centimeter would definitely play harry styles, and elle from the kissing booth would play the cheating girl.

    • @ExtremelyToxic
      @ExtremelyToxic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      1 0 0

    • @LegoMelonz15
      @LegoMelonz15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      And all the boys would be clones, like a boy band

    • @snowbear5129
      @snowbear5129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

      Centimeter

    • @nabilmohamed5912
      @nabilmohamed5912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I don't even know you but I love you for how accurate this is lmaooooooo

    • @millsrome
      @millsrome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      This is not a netflix movie?!

  • @aaniad367
    @aaniad367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    Not gonna lie I’d watch a sequel where they have a battle of the bands and they go against 5 Seconds of Spring lol

  • @millieedwards1550
    @millieedwards1550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    *enters the forest*
    ‘I kNoW wHaT yOu ArE! jUsT sAy It!’
    ‘hArRy StYlEs’ sent me 😂😂😂😂

  • @charliechokenea
    @charliechokenea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5554

    Can’t wait for the sequel “Afterer”

    • @loonatheworldz
      @loonatheworldz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Charlie Chokenea LMAOO

    • @JonGearComics
      @JonGearComics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Prequal "Beafter"

    • @FirstNameLastName-jg1es
      @FirstNameLastName-jg1es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Charlie Chokenea it’s actually before after after 1 2 3

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      The prequel would probably be called Before.

    • @matheson.14
      @matheson.14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I can’t wait for “During”

  • @dontreadthelatin
    @dontreadthelatin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3022

    when the wattpad logo showed on the screen i *d i e d*

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      jaiden it legitimately made me wish i wasn’t here like on this earth

    • @dontreadthelatin
      @dontreadthelatin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@imtryingmybest673 s a m e also i love your profile pic :))

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jaiden thank you!

    • @tsuzulvr
      @tsuzulvr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought I was watching the wrong thing 😭

    • @caitlin7617
      @caitlin7617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same lmao

  • @redacted8965
    @redacted8965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    The reason British people don’t call their dads ‘dud’ is the same reason you guys don’t call your dads ‘dod’ lmfao

    • @radioheadfan78
      @radioheadfan78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      yeah like mum makes sense bc of mom but what the fuck is a dud

    • @Skipsenberg
      @Skipsenberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@radioheadfan78 Dud:
      _”malfunctioning or failed idea, object or instance. a unfulfilled expectation.”_

    • @jakson4464
      @jakson4464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@radioheadfan78 the writer of this movie is a dud

    • @qwellen7521
      @qwellen7521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Skipsenberg like a dad who went to get cigs and never coming back.

    • @happyjellycatsquid
      @happyjellycatsquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Skipsenberg My dad is a failed idea and an unfulfilled expectation since he never came back from buying milk so maybe they’re onto something

  • @aeroaustaire2082
    @aeroaustaire2082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2254

    For people who arent kurtis fans. Kurtis is a huge 1D fan and that's what his vines used to be all about
    Edit: he is harry styles.

    • @noimandersen
      @noimandersen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Fantasize Reality also he used to have harry styles' hair style

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And he even wore clothes that were similar to Harry's

    • @arflores2001
      @arflores2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      and he is harry styles

  • @wezzlyn
    @wezzlyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2542

    Kids Bop 50 Shades
    oh god it's so wrong yet so accurate

  • @kaylitakaylota
    @kaylitakaylota 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1993

    “we stan a popstar thats asks consent”

  • @ky_piece
    @ky_piece 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Imagine how embarrassed 1D must be for well even the existence of this....Damn

    • @rachelharkey
      @rachelharkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      liam actually watched the sequel and said it was so weird

    • @ky_piece
      @ky_piece 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rachelharkey oh god- lmaoo

    • @isabelle_payan
      @isabelle_payan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rachelharkey wait i can only find articles of him saying he actually liked it 😭

    • @rachelharkey
      @rachelharkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@isabelle_payan i watched him on a live say how weird it was

    • @mgp1203
      @mgp1203 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I remember Liam watched it I think with his partner at the time ? but also, Liam was very open in the past about the boys reading Tumblr fan fictions and they thought it was endearing. Ironically, the only member that didn't read them was Harry lmfao

  • @someguy4300
    @someguy4300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3139

    Harden's just British Danny Gonzalez.

  • @MrsToscanoHomeSchoolTeacher
    @MrsToscanoHomeSchoolTeacher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

    "Isn't it a kids game"
    "Not the way we play"
    Nek minnit
    "I dare you to kiss a boy omg crazy and he asks for consent so wild"

  • @nudenick7317
    @nudenick7317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3896

    I wish they found out that she’s Katheryn Langfords sister the actress who plays Hannah Baker. Man the jokes would’ve made me piss

    • @asmaissa8422
      @asmaissa8422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Wait wtf!!! I did not know THAT!!!!

    • @isabellap7351
      @isabellap7351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      OKAY RIGHT AHAHAHAHA

    • @ezarbeluh6616
      @ezarbeluh6616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Theez Pilots omg I thought she look familiar to her

    • @j1430
      @j1430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I KNEWW THERE WAS A RESEMBLANCEEW HOLY SHIT
      I THOUGHT WAIT SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE KATHERINE LANGFORD AND NOW I KNOW WHYYYY

    • @lucyjenkins1341
      @lucyjenkins1341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Theez Pilots goooooOOOOOOOOO *TIGERS*

  • @nei9136
    @nei9136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    3:52 this is literally the DEFINITION of “pierced me with his green orbes”

  • @cupcakegurls909
    @cupcakegurls909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6130

    The worst acting in this video: Kurtis pretending to not know 50 Shades was a twilight fanfic

    • @sophiehunt
      @sophiehunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      ITS A W H A T

    • @bellavasquez481
      @bellavasquez481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +946

      No the worst acting was Kurtis pretending that he isn’t the biggest 1d stan ever

    • @cupcakegurls909
      @cupcakegurls909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Isabella Vasquez see I didn’t even think he was trying to do that, that’s how bad it was

    • @purporchid8628
      @purporchid8628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I didn't know that, but now it makes sense in an awful way

    • @csengelajos
      @csengelajos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Actually it's Kurtis pretending he didn't use to be Harry Styles for like years

  • @mariaividal6937
    @mariaividal6937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1490

    “My boyfriend wears gloves” THIS VIDEO IS SO CHAOTIC I LOVE IT

  • @definitelynotathena
    @definitelynotathena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5332

    I've heard that Harry Styles has the author of this abomination blocked and honestly I love that

    • @casserolecassette
      @casserolecassette 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      definitelynot Athena i would if i was him

    • @Strawberrypersonoffixial
      @Strawberrypersonoffixial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Movie doesn't do any justice to the book. Trust me. If he blocked Anna that's hilarious. 😂💀

    • @definitelynotathena
      @definitelynotathena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Witch's Brew Sims oh, i didn't know that. sorry, i've just seen a lot of people say that, so i assumed it's true

    • @Strawberrypersonoffixial
      @Strawberrypersonoffixial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Witch's Brew Sims Really? Nice.

    • @solreategui418
      @solreategui418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      @Witch's Brew Sims false. he's never met her. stop spreading that.

  • @graceholland5770
    @graceholland5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Kurtis the whole time when the other 2 kept forgetting about Louis- like you could TELL he was restraining himself from being like 'Um yeah there's Louis, Louis Tomlinson"

  • @imspecial71
    @imspecial71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    Kurtis “THEIR HANDS ARE KISSING”

  • @paperbackreader
    @paperbackreader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    WHEN THEY ALL STARTED SINGING COMPLICATED ☠️

    • @TheLastHylianTitan
      @TheLastHylianTitan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hands down my favorite part.

    • @grumpy_roo
      @grumpy_roo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had the biggest dorky smile on my face and was laughing so hard lmaoo

    • @gromplin
      @gromplin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Okay, but why did they ACTUALLY sound pretty good? And then after they stopped and went back for the “tell me,” I was SHOOK

    • @katagenesis
      @katagenesis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ngl i started singing with them lmao.

  • @edenjaycollins6055
    @edenjaycollins6055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4946

    Surprised to find out that the actor who plays Haffu Steals is actually British, because somehow he manged to make the accent sound so forced and difficult, how the hell do you even mange that?

    • @alexmackzie
      @alexmackzie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +888

      director: No, sound more british

    • @seelesims
      @seelesims 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Omg I thought I was the only one

    • @lalalalala70
      @lalalalala70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      He’s Irish and they have a completely different accent then English accent

    • @kateodriscoll7442
      @kateodriscoll7442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @hollyrogers2235
      @hollyrogers2235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      foodfor thought no he’s english

  • @youhavelice446
    @youhavelice446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    The boys jamming to the song "Complicated" is what I live for.

  • @alexavvv
    @alexavvv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    “i know what you are say it out loud” “harry styles”
    I ACTUALLY DIED!!!!!

  • @NikkiLahvU2
    @NikkiLahvU2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2862

    all my faves under one commentary track!

  • @JulianCedar
    @JulianCedar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    Am I supposed to feel bad for her??
    "Oh no my relationship was based on a dare *AFTER I CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND* "

    • @joann7401
      @joann7401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      JulianLegos _ if you read the books her ex boyfriend was kinda glad she did that since they both felt like they didn’t love each other

    • @JulianCedar
      @JulianCedar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Then break up!! Geez it's not hard to say "hey I'm not comfortable in this relationship anymore and I think it'd be better for us to split up". Way easier than CHEATING ON THEM AND THEY FIND OUT. I really hope the books have a better plot than romanticized cheating.

    • @joann7401
      @joann7401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JulianCedar yes the book's plot is better, the movie barely resembles the book which is why they have a bigger budget and new director for the second movie.

    • @JulianCedar
      @JulianCedar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joann7401
      I sincerely hope they learn a lesson from the Percy Jackson movies and stop. No offense to the book fans, but there's too many bad things from this first one to be a successful series. I'm sorry

    • @elodielebrun
      @elodielebrun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joann Le excuse me- a second movie?? someone kill me

  • @marieptlt5304
    @marieptlt5304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    Harry aka the purest human on earth would be like 👁👄👁 seeing Hardin’s personality

  • @gurlinacoma
    @gurlinacoma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7123

    When “After We Collided” comes out, them and Kurtis better get back together for round two 😂

    • @xinhuiwu5534
      @xinhuiwu5534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Can't wait 🤣

    • @lizducharme6219
      @lizducharme6219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I'm sorry, there's a sEQUEL?

    • @taddyderstein4861
      @taddyderstein4861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@lizducharme6219 as far as I know the whole book series has like 3 or 4 books

    • @lizducharme6219
      @lizducharme6219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@taddyderstein4861 a true tragedy

    • @taddyderstein4861
      @taddyderstein4861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ oh god

  • @jonewtonn
    @jonewtonn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    "His name is hardest" I AM SCREAMING

  • @lpaisleysharpe1827
    @lpaisleysharpe1827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1708

    Omg kurtis and pretty much is THE COLLAB I WANTED

    • @TheMarshall360
      @TheMarshall360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the greatest collab

  • @divyanjalii
    @divyanjalii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    HARDEN LITERALLY PLAYED YOUNG LORD VOLDERMORT in harry potter
    i ll let that sink in

    • @AliceRoche-ii2ke
      @AliceRoche-ii2ke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The actor is related to ralph fiennes who plays voldemort.

    • @astridwonder7703
      @astridwonder7703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      NO FUDGING WAY!!!

    • @shirley444
      @shirley444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Astrid Wonder yup Hardin is Voldemort’s nephew.

    • @dobbythefreeelf390
      @dobbythefreeelf390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WAIT HOLY SHIT

    • @shaggyrogers1851
      @shaggyrogers1851 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait the year 6 one or the year 2 one

  • @cali7166
    @cali7166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3466

    If Harry styles isn’t buying the main protagonist from her poor mom off the street it isn’t true to the fanfIction 😰

  • @ratburn4830
    @ratburn4830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    -"I'm writing song lyrics"
    -Notebook: the itzy bitzy spidder

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Total plagerism lol

    • @rhiannon2316
      @rhiannon2316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Frick I laughed at this

  • @athenavolioti93
    @athenavolioti93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    "It's private property so we have to be quick" I CRIED

    • @mjsart7399
      @mjsart7399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I scrolled on this just as they sed it. Perfect timing 👌

  • @tee3816
    @tee3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    THERE IS A SEQUEL. I REPEAT. THERE IS A SEQUEL TO AFTER COMING OUT THIS FRIDAY. IF WE DO NOT GET THE REACTION AND COLLAB WE WILL RIOT.

    • @captainnemo9736
      @captainnemo9736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +++

    • @koi1843
      @koi1843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Omg the sequel was a trip i hope to god they react to it

    • @azula9830
      @azula9830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      they should react to the sequel because its hilarious

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What's it called? After After?

    • @kaylasmith1495
      @kaylasmith1495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @oxytocin IMDb says there are 3 of these After, After We Collided and After We Fell. I guess it’s a cinematic universe after all

  • @siggybug
    @siggybug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    and they said infinity war was the most ambitious crossover...

  • @iNabber
    @iNabber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3188

    A surprise, but a welcome one

    • @hudd45
      @hudd45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Welcome, we have been expecting you

    • @billieinka
      @billieinka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      not only do we get pmi x kurtis but we also get a feat. from inabber, today truly is the day, I can’t-

    • @jillianblom8527
      @jillianblom8527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you really are the love of my life

    • @chloezaffuto6167
      @chloezaffuto6167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey king

    • @zoelikesmakeup
      @zoelikesmakeup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg

  • @robmctavish8013
    @robmctavish8013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1646

    Harden is absolutely just eastern european Danny Gonzalez

    • @blazedbat
      @blazedbat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      glad I'm not the only one who thinks they look alike

    • @phillipporter4642
      @phillipporter4642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Eastern European?? Where the fuck do you think that man is from?

    • @aishaaofthedays
      @aishaaofthedays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@phillipporter4642 not gonna lie he sorta looks east european to me??? He aint but he does look it

    • @phillipporter4642
      @phillipporter4642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@aishaaofthedays like Russian? Or Armenian? I dont see it lol, he seems very western. He's related to Ralph Fiennes lol

    • @aishaaofthedays
      @aishaaofthedays 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phillipporter4642 idk i'm not sure which specifically? He just seems that way to me. Maybe i'm just not looking properly?

  • @skyslobotomy
    @skyslobotomy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    “wait who's wedding are they going to??”
    *“their own.”*

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    “It was all a game.”
    _“JUST LIKE THE GREAT GATSBY”_

    • @camillepier3344
      @camillepier3344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      theater kids: SYMBOLIZM

    • @mapleoatmeal2075
      @mapleoatmeal2075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      English Teachers: Forshadowing

    • @camillepier3344
      @camillepier3344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maple Oatmeal JAKAKSUSKKSJS

    • @victoria-ey8mz
      @victoria-ey8mz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      k a t h e r i n e i love your profile picture

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do they carelessly mow down a pedestrian in their flashy car in this movie

  • @rubykgarrett
    @rubykgarrett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2938

    the audacity of kurtis pretending NOT to kno louis's last name.
    _dissapointed._

    • @gabymoekoe
      @gabymoekoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ruboi whyy lol is Kurt a huge fan of Louis Tomlinson...?

    • @rubykgarrett
      @rubykgarrett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@gabymoekoe well i think his favorite member is harry but he was a big one direction fan so he SHOULD know his last name

    • @riri.online
      @riri.online 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And when he listened to No Control for the first time, he became a bit of a Louis girl

    • @rubykgarrett
      @rubykgarrett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      right? these. are. things. he. should. know.

    • @humancig_
      @humancig_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gabriela Moekoe he said it in the full commentary stop being butthurt now

  • @josefina121
    @josefina121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    3 men fangirling over one direction for 20 minutes straight

  • @fruitypebbles5974
    @fruitypebbles5974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Anyone else notice that one of the main characters is played by inanna sarkis who used to make vines with lele pins and Hannah stocking

    • @prettybambi
      @prettybambi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Why all the names in these comments have different (ridiculous) last names instead of the real ones.. noah CENTIMETER, lele PINS....lol

  • @daniellesiegmann2695
    @daniellesiegmann2695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    “It’s private property so we gotta be quick” THE BEST JOKE

  • @georgiafoster1760
    @georgiafoster1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1681

    "I thought Chancellor was his name!😂"
    Ok good I'm not the only idiot who thought that...

    • @queenand37sugars68
      @queenand37sugars68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      howdy, fellow queen stan

    • @georgiafoster1760
      @georgiafoster1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@queenand37sugars68 why hello!!

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I thought it was more like “Chanceler Scott” and assumed it was just one of those weird modern names like Bryden, Kyler, Gracelynn, etc.

    • @georgiafoster1760
      @georgiafoster1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Fingerless Sassy Gee lol thx!!

    • @ef4253
      @ef4253 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did too

  • @irisb2110
    @irisb2110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4443

    what bothered me most about this movie is how Tessa got into Steph’s bed with her shoes still on at 13:06

    • @ellaseibz9365
      @ellaseibz9365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I WAS SO PISSED OFF OMG

    • @CheesecakeIsLifee
      @CheesecakeIsLifee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Where did this privilege come from??
      My mom would've smacked the black outta me if I did some shit like that.

    • @user-ix3nj3nn5p
      @user-ix3nj3nn5p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@bucktickenjoyer I don't understand why people in the States think only asians are like this. Us Brazillian too, like c'mon, some HYGIENE please, where have those shoes been??

    • @royalpuppet1531
      @royalpuppet1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      all of Europe is shaking their heads at this scene bruh.

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Almost worse than stepping in water with your shoes on.

  • @mythklore4982
    @mythklore4982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    *"You're ours now, y/n"*

  • @sydneyochs587
    @sydneyochs587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    “If it ends in a cliffhanger I’m jumping out the window”
    One second later
    “NOOOO!”

  • @biggigunz43
    @biggigunz43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    “It was alll a game”
    JUST LIKE THE GREAT GATSBY
    i lost it

    • @Fanylorena
      @Fanylorena 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      biggigunz43 SAME I LITERALLY SNORTED HAHAHAHAH

    • @Millsruiz25
      @Millsruiz25 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was all a lie.

  • @moss_yt
    @moss_yt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    “The Great Gatsby, that’s a good book.”
    “What is he, 12?!”
    The chick who wrote it probably was, lol

    • @dobstan9448
      @dobstan9448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      if you're talking abt the author for after apparently, she was 25 which is creepy

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@dobstan9448 WHAT-

    • @hannahmcmullen7668
      @hannahmcmullen7668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dobstan9448 now or when she wrote it???

    • @dobstan9448
      @dobstan9448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Hannah McMullen when she wrote it. she’s 30 now. but i’m not sure when she wrote it, i just saw another comment say it and i’m too lazy to search it up. ik it hasn’t been THAT long since the fanfic was written tho

    • @KudonX
      @KudonX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      She’s whole ass married, which makes it odd as hell that she wrote one direction punk smut

  • @Clo_Dub
    @Clo_Dub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Great Gatsby really isn’t a long book 😂

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I wasn't assigned it in school and didn't read it until the movie came out. It took me one day.

    • @epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074
      @epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      English classes make it seem like a long book. Reading that shit in english class was so painful. At my school they dissected every little line and make it into a huge thing and it just made me hate the damn book lmfao

    • @AJ-pu9jq
      @AJ-pu9jq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 that’s how it goes 😓

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My English class just watched the movie.

    • @mcbill7352
      @mcbill7352 ปีที่แล้ว

      great gatsby is a masterpiece

  • @problematic7654
    @problematic7654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    must have taken so much energy for kurtis not to let his inner 1d stan shine through in this video

  • @laurensyourgirl6963
    @laurensyourgirl6963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    The fact these boys were so pissed off it was left on a cliff hanger has me dying. Trust me, everyone was. You should have heard the theater when I saw it when it came out. People were pissed lmao.

    • @liampatrick3110
      @liampatrick3110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Really?

    • @mushu6928
      @mushu6928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      i was pissed because of shit this film is

    • @morgankennedy6193
      @morgankennedy6193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      This movie was in theaters? The fuck??

    • @zoeywatson8694
      @zoeywatson8694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      same with the books lmao

    • @kreatona4219
      @kreatona4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      You watched it in theaters??

  • @brinleymccully2123
    @brinleymccully2123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    “twilight walked so this could run”

    • @va12oo43
      @va12oo43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Twilight could just stand there and still be better then After

    • @s.a.m2419
      @s.a.m2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And instead it tripped and colapsed to become after

    • @mia-lc2om
      @mia-lc2om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      more like twilight limped so this could fall flat on its face

  • @Black5delie
    @Black5delie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Fun fact: at 18:16 they show hardens tattoo that says mom in Hebrew (אמא). Harry Styles has a tattoo in Hebrew that says his sister's name (ג'מה)

    • @Cybo-18
      @Cybo-18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Anna Todd (the author of the book) did her fucking research good god

    • @azaka3720
      @azaka3720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Cybo-18 she didnt have to do any research, she is a superfan 😭

    • @fleabaggins
      @fleabaggins ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is…creepily dedicated of the filmmakers to take such care in the details

  • @BeourselfBeFleur
    @BeourselfBeFleur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    this is just kurtis trying to hide he was a 1d stan for 20 minutes

  • @robbieboydudeguy
    @robbieboydudeguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    “I knew I smelled something!” With his... *cough* big nose? *cough*

  • @katetakoronou
    @katetakoronou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Why does Kurtis look more like Harry styles than the actor that’s SUPPOSED to be Harry styles tho

    • @ja8255
      @ja8255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      EXACTLY... like if you look at young Harry Styles (16 yrs old) he could have gone two ways... frat boy era or kurtis conner

    • @A-_-A.
      @A-_-A. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THINKING THIS

    • @pinkmoth3749
      @pinkmoth3749 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He wasn’t supposed to be Harry tho he was supposed to be Hardin Scott

  • @Dr.Sunshine_MD
    @Dr.Sunshine_MD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Hardin would call irl Harry Styles a slur for wearing a dress on the cover of Vogue.

  • @jaden1359
    @jaden1359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    My favorite part was when they all started singing complicated.

  • @mavicynth
    @mavicynth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1219

    If you’re disappointed about the cliff hanger, DONT WORRY there is an After 2, and After 3 book

    • @catspaw3092
      @catspaw3092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      She ends up having kids with the bad boy.

    • @thomasmcbride9751
      @thomasmcbride9751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      then 4everAfter

    • @tochiiii
      @tochiiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Malum ikr

    • @leann4265
      @leann4265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The books are worlds better than this trash of a movie.

    • @mackenzie1845
      @mackenzie1845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@leann4265 the books are trash too

  • @Okaa7san
    @Okaa7san 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    "Their hands are kissing. :)"
    This was RUINOUSLY funny.

  • @ariel-hp6hv
    @ariel-hp6hv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    i mean harry did say "i want your belly"

    • @Jesse-ew6rn
      @Jesse-ew6rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      CUT THE CAMERAS

    • @makenziegleason5737
      @makenziegleason5737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That's all the actor took away when he studied Harry. b e l l y✨

    • @Maria-rj9ys
      @Maria-rj9ys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      he got inspired from masterpiece after

    • @msola5
      @msola5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Jesse-ew6rn DEADASS

    • @slowcat-j
      @slowcat-j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

  • @MaddisonintheSky
    @MaddisonintheSky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    The never ending callbacks to the bellybutton had me DYING