In order to get the girl or guy of your dreams, all you gotta do is let them kidnap you, until you become a mentally unstable human being. Works every time😉
This actually makes a lot of sense and not too hard to understand. When humans are cut off from basic human needs (like food, going to the bathroom, communication, entertainment) they become vulnerable and desperate. Then to think that their captor is the only person providing them these needs they become almost grateful for them and slowly feel an attachment towards them. Not to mention that when put in such terrible conditions, a person will have their standards lowered and will not expect much more from their captors than simple survival needs anyway.
I guess anyone would do what they can to survive, I'd probably be more sympathetic towards my captives cuz I grew up a Christian and we were always taught to be more like Jesus. If Jesus still loved and prayed for the people that beat him spit at him and get him crucified, then I'll do the same, but I would also want justice served and they punished. Does that sound Stockholm to you all?
TheMormonSorceress no bc unlike S. Syndrome where you value or even go as far as to say love your kidnapper, you want justice to be done, you want the necessary punishment to be done. People with S. Syndrome defend their kidnapper to the very end under the ruse of “love”
"His sentence has hung as heavily over me as over him. Through punishing a guilty man, his victim will be made to suffer equally." The governor reading the letter: .... *girl what-*
The first 2 things that came to my mind were: 1) cuz mama I'm in love with a criminal, and this type of love isn't rational its physical. 2) the yandre fanfics
Story: Julius Ceaser got kidnapped by pirates for ransom, when they told him for how much, he laughed in their face and demanded they raised the ransom because he was worth more than that
@@jakestan1185 im pretty sure it's a one piece reference cuz the straw hat pirates took ceaser salad (AKA ceaser i just like calling him ceaser salad) hostage when the Punk hazard arc ended
@@jakestan1185 that is what happened to the pirates. When caesar was going to be released he said he was going to crucify all of them. During that time they got Along well with him so they thought it was a joke and didn't care about it... it wasn't a joke
Yeah, I'm gen z and I'll tell you, it's so weird that people read and write those things. I honestly don't understand what they like about it. I bet that if they get kidnapped they won't like it, unless if they've been manipulated or something's wrong with their brain. (Or be used to such conditions that they have Stackholm syndrome or something similar.)
My mother, who had been imprisoned for 4,5 years in the USSR, told me this about how she avoided Stockholm syndrome. At first, when captured, people think of their captors as beasts, not people. Then they see the human side of them, which causes them to sympathize. She told me 'if you are captured, understand from the first minute that they are people'. Then you won't see them as 'gods' or anything else later.
How to get a girlfriend? Google: love her and treat her nicely! Bing: love her and make sure she is in love with you Safari: be a bad boy and act cool and strong TH-cam: kidnap 13 girls and see which one loves you
Like when someone has such power and prescence over you and abuses you but offers a bit of kindness to you in between you feel so indebted for that bit of kindness/ love instead of considering how nasty and evil they truly were. STOCKHOLM'S SYNDROME.
Kidnapper: Your coming with me. Kidnapped girl: Your hot. two days later........ Kidnapper to police:"I WILL PAY YOU TO TAKE HER BACK! PLEASE JUST GET HER AWAY FROM ME!"
no it's not, she fell in love with him while being his psychiatrist at the asylum he was in, he tried getting away from her multiple times after escaping but she continued to persue him
And to imagine there's a whole generation who think Joker and Harley's relationship is "romantic." The Joker only keeps her alive and uses her, because she'll do anything he tells her to. People who consider the Joker and Harley a great example of a relationship are toxic and should stay away from real relationships as far as possible.
If you want her to fall in love with you, then you have to kidnap her AND be nice to her for it to work. They only started falling in love with me after I started doing that second part.
@@melihagunes3732 Victims of trauma often end up feeling some form of responsible for what happened to them, despite it not being their fault. This can come in many ways, with thoughts such as "why was I the one who survived?", "I should have known better", "I should have told someone", etc. If you're asking about the original comment: the brain will go to extreme lengths to survive and try to make some sense of a person's current position, aka developing feelings for their own kidnapper. These lengths are mental disorders that will cause harm if/when the trauma is "over".
Mineta then you need to see a psychiatrist. I was like this~ n I suffered big time in my relationships. It comes down to your childhood and how your parents treated you && treated each other.
@@LOLchestra Considering I just got out of an ill-timed engagement actually it's funny you think in this day that getting laid is something hard if you've the most basic of looks an any sort of charisma and confidence, I can only guess you somehow got your feelings so hurt you became butthurt, aw did the poor baby get triggered? I can see why you think having female contact is like a lottery ticket 😂 keep rolling that nice baby boy you'll trick someone eventually~ May even get them to stay with you long enough for her to get tired of you before she cheats on you 😱 Sorry it took me so long to reply, I was having social interaction outside TH-cam
@@MrBacon-ou1kw It's probably more. 8% is verified cases, the number of people who experience stockholm syndrome or some variation is much higher. look up trauma bonding
@@notcockycody1342 Actually when my mom lived in China she really cried when Mao died, I think most of them are actually brainwashed rather than acting.
"Get out of the bathtub and get dressed. Youre coming with us." Lol i wouldve taken 3 hours to pick what to wear cause id want to look nice since i wont be able to change for a while
@@mikuchuuu when I read your name I thought this reply was from 5 years ago and was confused since the original comment was posted 1 year ago. I got tricked
No. Harley wasn't a hostage of the Joker. According to the generally accepted story, Harley was a prison psychiatrist who became so fascinated with the Joker, she fell in love with him, helped him escape and joined him in his criminal activities.
KiwiTrekkie . nz that would be making her a “hostage” to him, by Joker seducing Harleen Quinzel, making her fall in love with him, he was using her as a prisoner.
MissionFailedWe’llGetEmNextTime I think that’s a little too metaphorical, joker and Harley knew each other for a while before she went insane because joker seduced her.
it's a "killing stalking" joke "killing stalking" is a manhwa that is kinda messed up but it still have alot of fans and is very popular, the main characters are two boys, one is a killer who is named "sangwoo" and the other one is a stalker who is named "yoonbum", long story short, sangwoo used to sing and listen to this song alot, and because of one scene in the manhwa where sangwoo's singing it, people make this type of joke
Lonely Woman: "I need someone to capture my heart"
Kidnapper: "I'm gonna do what's called a Pro Gamer Move"
In order to get the girl or guy of your dreams, all you gotta do is let them kidnap you, until you become a mentally unstable human being. Works every time😉
Abdullah Haroon no u
DIOOOO
Oh? You’re approaching me?
Lol Happy New Years!🎊🎉✨❇🎇🎆
Kid: Mother how did you meet my father?
Mom: uh ask your father
Father: I found her on the dark web
Spybro Boi 776
Your comment has 69 likes....
Ask your father*
@@lasttimeitakeshowerwas8618 also "meet" not "met"
Oh thanks guys I'll edit it
It is meet bro
kidnapper: * kidnaps *
woman: *your free trial of being single has ended*
this has to become top comment
😂
I like it
800TH LIKE
Caesar did the same when he was kidnapped
I always wondered if our pets have Stockholm Syndrome towards us.
Wow
Hmm...
While watching the vedio i was wondering the same thing
@H2ODD Not like inlove, inlove. I think they meant love like friends or family?
I-
Random person: "aww how did you two meet? "
Couple: "so basically..."
I kidnap her and she fell in love with me
this deserves more likes ;)
literally denver and stockholm (Money Heist)
@@roj22fetals6 😂😂
@@pandagaming9907 😆
“They are unable to speak eat or use the bathroom without permission”
*Sounds like school with extra steps*
Yeah it does
One Saucy Boi literally
That’s probs easier than school
I get that reference...😂
How are you gonna be able to speak for permission?
The chances of people falling in love with me have increased from 0% to 8%. I need to keep going in the right direction.
😂 you funny he he
Wait *WHA-*
I'm calling the authorities.
Apola Rahman you call the police on him. Ill get Nardwuar to snitch on you
FBI OPEN UP
can't help but to remember this quote, i once read on Pinterest: "Birds born in cages think freedom is a crime."
Awesome
Awesome
Awesome
Awesome
Awesome
Kidnapper: *Takes Girl*
Girl: ur hot
Kidnapper: Wait that’s illegal
Girl: maybe
Irronic, The kidnapper is doing something illegal to.
Girl: it ain't like u doing something legal
Kindapper: Shut your mouth, and come with me.
*grabs your hand harshly*
@@soronorjspro3516 r/woosh
Kidnappers: *kidnaps girl*
Girl: *falls in love with them*
Kidnappers: *“you weren’t supposed to do that”*
You had 99 likes so I made it 100😉😉😉😉😉
Yeah she’s not thinking wright
Or
Kidnappers: *visible confusion*
@@pedofylgaming9128 *right
*_confusion noises_*
Victim: *falls in love with the kidnapper*
Kidnapper: "no this is not how you supposed to play the game"
🤣🤣🤣
The police : You weren’t supposed to do that ...
Either of you d
aight sakurai
Kidnaper:Ties up person
Person:Harder
Kidnaper: *w u t*
Person: w u t
W u t
*DID I STUTTER?*
@@jaekheory6006 D-D-D-Did i st-st-stutter
@@jaekheory6006 another addict i spotted
@@lolkaslolpez4823 Yes, yes you did
This actually makes a lot of sense and not too hard to understand. When humans are cut off from basic human needs (like food, going to the bathroom, communication, entertainment) they become vulnerable and desperate. Then to think that their captor is the only person providing them these needs they become almost grateful for them and slowly feel an attachment towards them. Not to mention that when put in such terrible conditions, a person will have their standards lowered and will not expect much more from their captors than simple survival needs anyway.
So not the Beauty and the beast case
@I love myself but I hate myself
I guess anyone would do what they can to survive, I'd probably be more sympathetic towards my captives cuz I grew up a Christian and we were always taught to be more like Jesus. If Jesus still loved and prayed for the people that beat him spit at him and get him crucified, then I'll do the same, but I would also want justice served and they punished. Does that sound Stockholm to you all?
@@TheMormonSorceress yeah
TheMormonSorceress no bc unlike S. Syndrome where you value or even go as far as to say love your kidnapper, you want justice to be done, you want the necessary punishment to be done. People with S. Syndrome defend their kidnapper to the very end under the ruse of “love”
Girl: gets kidnapped
Also girl: *pulls uno reverse card*
@@jonathonjackie2235 right and the the kidnaper falls in love to the reverse kinapers making the girl best heart kidnapping move ever
Jesse Gonzalez
Kidnapper also pulls out reverse card
Kidnapper: ha i have outsmarted your outsmarting
Normie Land!
Oh how the turntables
Girl: *pulls out block card*
Girl: gets kidnapped by a guy
Guy: takes off the bag covering her head
Girl: oh no he's hot
seems hot
Squidward meme
So the kidnapper was Shrek?..
Yaz
@@arianas0714 if my girlfriend had the chance to cheat on me with shrek and she didnt. I would probably breakup with her.
Captor: GET ON THE F*CKING GROUND!
Victim: I love you.
Captor: What?
Victim: What?
Captor: *rethinks his life decisions*
Life was a confused mistake.
Captor: decides to make out
Daddy?
@@theonewhocaredandasked9126 No, he went to get milk Jeremy.
“hey here is some flowers”
“Who are you?”
“You kidnapped me once”
“So you brought me flowers?”
“Yeah, and?”
*I see...👀*
👁👄👁
Kidnapper: *Visible confusion*
L
699
Kidnapper: "I will choke you if you dont stop yelling"
Me: " *Ooh daddy* "
Kidnapper: *hol up* /▪▪/
Tater luminals nice one 🤣🤣
Kidnapper: chokes her
Girl: *harder daddy*
@@renascitur7051 nervous breakdowned girl*
Y'all funny af
@@pumpiron1657 *_y_** **_e_** **_s_*
“Im worth more than $60,000”
Ok sis go off
💀💀💀
I cackled-
@Thea Angella Tenorio ?
periodt 💅
Same
3 ways to get a gf:
-get her gifts
-flirt with her
-kindnap her
Bowsers on the right path
kindnap a new word wich means being kind and taking them?
YB is literally this
Yea why not??
Hehe that's just 8% of women hehehe don't try hehehe
Girl: **cries and try to escape**
Kidnapper: **takes off mask** are you lost babygirl?
No copying
I'm ded😂
I'm done 😭💔🤣🤣🤣
i have fallen for this comment
PLSSS HAHA
My mum always told me that if someone was to kidnap me they would return me.
Now, I don't think she said that to be sweet. I (kindof) think she was saying that you are you a real handful ... think so?
Mine did too...
F
Is it because you have no value?
It's better than dying😂😂
Killer : *Chokes her*
Girl : *hArDeR dAddY*
thats when you return her
Killer: I HAVE A GUN AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO SHOOT MYSELF!
just like Darth Vader
Actually why do other girls like men choking them I think it's weird cause why would you want someone to choke you !😫
You should've written "choke me daddy"
"im woRth mORe THAN that"
Kidnapper: *"Girl you're too easy"*
Wouldn't that be her being more difficult?
You're**
*this is just like one of those wattpad stories*
'I'm inlove with my kidnapper' parang ganun pero iba talaga.
lop
Yup
Yeah, the fanfic ones...lol
Wattpad stories aren’t bad the peeps have taken a lot of effort to write them
Imagine telling the criminal that you’re worth more than $60k in the midst of them kidnapping you
Hey i am your 100th like
And only getting paid 30k 😂
I wouldn't say it but I also wouldn't deny it.
no i wont imagine
She may have been chained up nicely like gold chains nd all or maybe like hella mini fridge stocked for her lol 😆
It’s kinda like a toxic relationship
It’s exactly like a toxic relationship.
@@tonybalony1811 like Harley Quinn and Joker?
Yeah. Like these youtube it self isnt a toxic environment.
@Majd Zahra *sigh* you’re right
Lovely Shelter Wrong kind of toxic.
"His sentence has hung as heavily over me as over him. Through punishing a guilty man, his victim will be made to suffer equally."
The governor reading the letter: .... *girl what-*
That's just "women always fall for jerks" on another level
Whahaha ain't that the truth 🤣
Blade of the Darkmoon r/niceguys 😂
Welp...time to get a white van.
R/whiteknight
@@yauminepaxton r/foundthemobileuser
“He pulled something else out”
Excuse me W H A T
Time stamp *N o w*
lol
Meat scepter
it was a peni$ or a dingel
@@melonlord4562 the W H A T
This is an evolved version of ”I like bad boys”.
:)
Basically
kind of.
“I like kidnappers”
i-
The first 2 things that came to my mind were:
1) cuz mama I'm in love with a criminal, and this type of love isn't rational its physical.
2) the yandre fanfics
Now I have Criminal in my head!😂
Yandere? Hahahhaa
Mama please don’t cry, I will be alright 🎶
same lol
Killer: Time to die!
Girl: Oh yes knife me daddy
Killer: What
Girl: What
So true I know from experience 😂😂
Galactic Frosty what
@@goodnightsaf what
Abbys what
@@jamon2566 what
Story: Julius Ceaser got kidnapped by pirates for ransom, when they told him for how much, he laughed in their face and demanded they raised the ransom because he was worth more than that
He always had them all crucified
@BE GONE THO T "Always."
How often did he get kidnapped?
@@begonethot7722 what is that reference
@@jakestan1185 im pretty sure it's a one piece reference cuz the straw hat pirates took ceaser salad (AKA ceaser i just like calling him ceaser salad) hostage when the Punk hazard arc ended
@@jakestan1185 that is what happened to the pirates. When caesar was going to be released he said he was going to crucify all of them. During that time they got Along well with him so they thought it was a joke and didn't care about it... it wasn't a joke
basically every fanfic on wattpad that has the tittle `my kidnapper`.
Y/N can relate.
I- Y/N- LOL
THIS........THISS IS PHENOMENAL
Bruh this is so relatable
Stockholm syndrome 2 electric boogaloo
yeen?
Person: “so how did you two meet?”
Them: “so, *basically-* “
-I was kidnapped by my husband and then we got married :)
@@indrimza that’s actually pretty cool
@@-starzzx.c0m-921 thx
@@indrimza beuty and the beast?
@@OriginalTolerance No, it was beauty. Beuty wasn't part of it.
Kidnapper: kidnaps man
Man: ooh sugar daddy you hot.
Kidnapper: *calls 911*
What if the kidnapper is into guys? It happens
911 What’s your emergency? Kidnapper: GET ME OUT OF HERE I’LL DO ANYTHING
@Dabbin Gaming facts
Let’s make the likes 911
Alexis XD no
Robber: “stop moving before I choke you”
Hostage: “do it daddy 😍”
Robber: *chokes*
Hostage: *moans*
Robber: P A ⏸ S E
Lol
@James Wilkinson no?
Hol up
Somebody continue this comment....
@@yukadiangelo Robber: Aight, imma head out
Son: dad how can I get a girlfriend?
Me, an intellectual: *sends the video*
“Thats how i met your mother” says through the phone in prison
“Me reading the comment section casually”
Its only 8% chance tho, but better than nothing
@@yunan9610 so just try again
Your a dead? Whk did marrie you? P
Title: 8% of people
Gen z: you wanna see some real wattpad motherf**er
It’s actually really sad how little girls nowadays think this is something perfectly normal and cute :/
Yeah, I'm gen z and I'll tell you, it's so weird that people read and write those things. I honestly don't understand what they like about it. I bet that if they get kidnapped they won't like it, unless if they've been manipulated or something's wrong with their brain. (Or be used to such conditions that they have Stackholm syndrome or something similar.)
Yeah. I hate gacha stories that fetish abuse
@@justanomorifan3059 those died out like a year ago lol though
@@smallsingingelephants ever heard of AO3? Yeah no no they did not.
*This is just basically TikTok and Wattpad.*
what i dont get it
And gacha life
Fujoshi otaku Army Blinkるし みやび ぅ fanfiction
@@dianadashkov5824 oh thanks haha
Never read any of those...
me: *cries*
him: *takes off his mask*
me: *stops crying immediately and crosses legs seductively*
what
How do you seductively cross your legs
shouldnt it be open 0.o
@@dorianburger3300
It opens then a waterfall happens..
That's actually kinda nasty, but it won't be at the moment..
Who would he have to look like for you to submit.
*ties the girl's tightly*
"Daddy, be gentle~"
Kidnappers:
Her Husband in the Call:
Rofl😂😂😂
Husband: *SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME-*
Kidnappers: "Something's wrong, I can feel it."
😂😂😂
@I'm a mountain biking vampire Witch from the future so true
Kidnapper: call your dad so we can get money
Girl: ok daddy love you
Kidnapper:😲😲😲
Tbh for me, that would be embearessing to call kidnapper that- 😖
@@Y0_Yuk1 if you are gonna get killed by the kidnapper, might as well try to flirt your way out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@t0xic- imao ur kinda true-
@@Y0_Yuk1 lol
“So you’re telling me there’s a chance...”
"So you’re telling me, if i pull hard enough"
*Hears banging on the basement door.*
yes just kidnapped your crush and she will falling inlove for you
@@omnikilla3172 so what you're saying is... I HAVE HOPE?!
8% chance, think again
Girl: "trying to escape"
Kidnapper: Are you lost baby girl?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wattpad writers: ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️
i would turn around and sit on a chair cossing my legs seductivly
365 Days flashbacks intensifies
No no it's
Kidnapper: *trying to escape*
Girl: are u lost =)
Seems like fanfics are making their way to be a reality.
*laughs in wattpad*
Lol
*Laughs in Ao3*
*laughs in killing stalking*
Thats a world i would rather die in
My mother, who had been imprisoned for 4,5 years in the USSR, told me this about how she avoided Stockholm syndrome. At first, when captured, people think of their captors as beasts, not people. Then they see the human side of them, which causes them to sympathize. She told me 'if you are captured, understand from the first minute that they are people'. Then you won't see them as 'gods' or anything else later.
Thank you so much.
me: reads title
me: *b e a u t y a n d t h e b e a s t*
Disney: 👀
Yess
I sang that in my head of course
Me: *singing* Stockholm Syndrome
*Yes*
“If you can’t beat them, join them”
So Kevin Durant got Stockholm Syndrome then huh?
Are you a madhwa?
Me too..
Hari sarvottama, vayu jeevottama
if you cant beat them, beat them 🍆
TimeLess03 u know the eggplant means something way more inappropriate..
This is like a bad Wattpad story 😂😂
Ikr
I've read a wattpad story like this lol
Sophia Diaz ..link?
I've read a story like this but not on wattpad
Yep, real life is different from the plot. They will sell the organs for money.
Kidnapper: **breaks into a house**
**ponrhub intro plays**
Kidnapper: My time has come
What the f-
I get the joke but she was 10, come on 😭
Lol
Ahahahahhahahahahahha
@@anto8405 haha
New title:
"how to get your crush to fall in love with you"
should i be worried??
Calvin The Seal fr
Works 8/100 times
Calvin The Seal lol
*Legit strat*
Everybody gansta till your husband captured you
ok
Ok
ok
Cinderella in a nutshell
Ok
How to get a girlfriend?
Google: love her and treat her nicely!
Bing: love her and make sure she is in love with you
Safari: be a bad boy and act cool and strong
TH-cam: kidnap 13 girls and see which one loves you
Execute the others
TimDoesGames 😂😂😂 somebody make this a meme
Bing:
@@deadlyrainbows1772 at least it's a meme Template
goes on FACEbook...
Make a video about why 92% of people don’t fall in love with their kidnappers!
They don’t have enough drip 😔
I know! Ok so, they a sane human beings! Fun isn’t it?
I'll answer this: because the 92% are normal healthy people.
Because those 92% of people don't want to try new things
@@DarkReaperK97 thats wrong actually
Masochism: exists
Stockholm syndrome:
*its free real estate*
StoryShift! Chara yes.
Where are all the weird kids when you want 'em???
Neurotic or normal??? I need to know how to spot the weird girls.
Stockholm Syndrome: exists
Wattpad: *it's free real estate*
*ANd TheN He SLamMED Me AgAinSt the Walll*
KSKSSKKSKS
LMFAOAOAOAO
@@lencielouise516 ACCURATE 🤣😂
victim: "fall in love with a kidnapper"
kidnapper: "*it's free real estate*"
Wow Thats Cool what
@@harleymurphy9025 what
Wow Thats Cool what
Wow Thats Cool what
@@harleymurphy9025 what
Like when someone has such power and prescence over you and abuses you but offers a bit of kindness to you in between you feel so indebted for that bit of kindness/ love instead
of considering how nasty and evil they truly were. STOCKHOLM'S SYNDROME.
My ideal of relathionship:
Me: oh....
Is this what’s going on in a person in abusive relationship’s ( and strongly holds on to it) mind
True. What like I did to my exgf
kidnapper: *kidnaps*
hostage: *falls in love*
kidnapper: no, that’s not how you play the game
Kidnapper: Your coming with me.
Kidnapped girl: Your hot.
two days later........
Kidnapper to police:"I WILL PAY YOU TO TAKE HER BACK! PLEASE JUST GET HER AWAY FROM ME!"
deserves more likes lol
Deserves more likes
Deserves more likes
You're*
You're*
Konosuba
“So how’d you meet your wife?” “It’s a long story”
*Yeah, a very long story*
Yeah it was a long story... It was a different time back then...
if only my victoms loved me :(
@@Subcribe409 Hol up
@@Subcribe409 Wait you guys are successfully getting victims??
Wait, so you're telling me that if I kidnap a person there's 8% chance she fells in love with me? Aight brb
A@AAaAaAaaAaAaAaAAaAaA
Lol yep sure it’s true and they not telling use lie for us to kidnap girls
And Force them to have se# with us
Good luck, if it doesn't work you can always try again :)
And get arrested ;)
This is Harley’s symptom for why she’s inlove with joker
no it's not, she fell in love with him while being his psychiatrist at the asylum he was in, he tried getting away from her multiple times after escaping but she continued to persue him
insert username here okay
This is money heist
Yhhhh
And to imagine there's a whole generation who think Joker and Harley's relationship is "romantic."
The Joker only keeps her alive and uses her, because she'll do anything he tells her to.
People who consider the Joker and Harley a great example of a relationship are toxic and should stay away from real relationships as far as possible.
Criminal: “sing a song, any song.”
Me, an intellectual: **Rickrolling intensifies**
Why doesn't this have more likes-
you have all of my respect, anyways if u ever get kidnapped or smthn and the hot kidnapper has a hot twin brother please call me suddenly I'm lost
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
@@KalikaStorm never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
We're no stranger to love~
You know the rules and so do i~
"I'm worth more than $60,000!"
Julius Ceasar: *nods in solidarity*
*Proceeds the have them crucified
that chick had no fear
Aye ahgase
“Sing!”
“You are my fiirrreeee, the one desiireeee”
Believe when I say, I want it that way
@@mikasaackerman8021 tell my whyyyyy
@@SirForcekin you ain’t nothing but a misssstake
@@ayogothitbyabuss6009 And then number 5!
@@lion-ef1nv I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY. I WANT IT THAT WAY
Kidnapper: Imma steal your money
Me: Take me daddy~
Kidnapper: alright Imma head out.
Army😍
nope Nope Army 😡
Kidnapper:
I HAVE A GUN AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO SHOOT MYSELF!
@@masonakamara7556 can you please stop I'm a army but that's kinda annoying plz stop~💜
@@Stellar_Draws stop stop...
“ cause momma I’m in love with a criminal... ”
This is perfect for this!!!!!!!’
song?
@@Miguel-fo8lo Britney Spears- criminal
"and this type of love isn't rational, it's physical"
So mama please don't cry, I will be alright
Kidnapper: this is a kidnapping. U coming with me.
Victim: *falls in love*
Kidnapper: No wait that’s illegal
Victim: So’s the kidnap🥰
😂😂😂😂😂😂
LoooooL
Prabal Pratap Singh Rawat not funny
🤣🤣🤣
Girls be like: "He's bad, but I can change him"
And then he ends up not changing
@@ratemate458 lol
Lol, I laughed way to hard at that comment! 🤣🤣😅
Momma I’m in love with a criminal
"And this kind of love isn't rational, its fisical"
Then he pulled something out
Yass😂😂
"Momma please dont cry I will be alright"
All reasons aside ,i cant deny ,i love that guy🤣🤣🤣
_Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former._
-Albert Einstein
Did you kidnap the one with the mustache?
Yep I know be here. See you around indeed. But well I not a big fan of Kizuna ai. Happy New year, あけましておめでとうございます
I will start using that quote on people
You again???
Man, why are you omnipotent?!!
Me: has 10 other more assignments due tomorrow
Also me: *why 8 percent of people fall in love with their kidnappers*
In lockdown?
Ikr
Lol
Same
bro I have a math test tomorrow and I'm watching this now
Stockholm syndrome doesn’t always just occur in kidnapping cases it also occurs in other abusive and/or isolated situations. It’s similar to grooming
How to make a girl fall in love with you:
Be nice with her ❎
Kidnap her ✅
So true I know from experience 😂
@@idgy8500 haha...wait-
More like yandere-
If you want her to fall in love with you, then you have to kidnap her AND be nice to her for it to work.
They only started falling in love with me after I started doing that second part.
@@Matthew-Anthony Hol' up
A lot of mental illnesses start as a surviving mechanism.
true, as well as the consequential self-destructive behavior.
@@gervaiscampbell1001 can you please explain??
@@melihagunes3732 Victims of trauma often end up feeling some form of responsible for what happened to them, despite it not being their fault. This can come in many ways, with thoughts such as "why was I the one who survived?", "I should have known better", "I should have told someone", etc. If you're asking about the original comment: the brain will go to extreme lengths to survive and try to make some sense of a person's current position, aka developing feelings for their own kidnapper. These lengths are mental disorders that will cause harm if/when the trauma is "over".
What about anxiety ??
Mineta then you need to see a psychiatrist. I was like this~ n I suffered big time in my relationships.
It comes down to your childhood and how your parents treated you && treated each other.
Kidnappers: Come with us
Girl: Your looking fine today
Kidnappers: Now thats an avenger level threat
@@Artoxified 😎😎😎
"They sang killing me softly."
Oh no
Girl: get’s kidnapped
Guy: takes bag off girl’s head
Girl: he got a girlfriend?
No...
A boyfriend actually
the plot of every pornhub video ever
Reedspur Draws 💥
It's sad I see that 8% and think "That's probably way too low"
Still higher chance than when you try to get laid by yourself. Go for it
I thought the percentage would be 100% or near to it. Still it's higher than my chance of getting laid {with @loosebricks from twitter}. 😮👨🏫🦸♂️👤😟
@@LOLchestra Considering I just got out of an ill-timed engagement actually it's funny you think in this day that getting laid is something hard if you've the most basic of looks an any sort of charisma and confidence, I can only guess you somehow got your feelings so hurt you became butthurt, aw did the poor baby get triggered? I can see why you think having female contact is like a lottery ticket 😂 keep rolling that nice baby boy you'll trick someone eventually~ May even get them to stay with you long enough for her to get tired of you before she cheats on you 😱
Sorry it took me so long to reply, I was having social interaction outside TH-cam
Spit Fire responding to toxicity with even more toxicity, mixed feelings about that but that’s comment sections for you
@@theleftasscheek3380 yep
So this is why North Koreans love Kim Jong Un
Well, 8% of them.
@@MrBacon-ou1kw It's probably more. 8% is verified cases, the number of people who experience stockholm syndrome or some variation is much higher. look up trauma bonding
They don't, they have to act like it
I love your name
@@notcockycody1342 Actually when my mom lived in China she really cried when Mao died, I think most of them are actually brainwashed rather than acting.
"Get out of the bathtub and get dressed. Youre coming with us." Lol i wouldve taken 3 hours to pick what to wear cause id want to look nice since i wont be able to change for a while
The News: *Breaking News! Kidnapping rates have increased exponentially*
Kidnapper: *Handcuffed the girl
Girl: *Harder daddy~*
Kidnapper: *what*
*w h a t*
*w H a T*
*WHAT*
😍😍😍😍😍😍
Lol what
stockholm syndrome: *exists*
y/n: hehehehehehehe
@@jwadalamdar9914 Y/N means "Your Name" commonly used in fan fictions/fan stories for readers to replace it with their names instead.
@@clairemarielle6136 this a new terms
@@haxuanshah2613 not if you're a fangirl. Hahahahhahaa
monica from money hiest
that the first thing i thought when i saw the title
Y/N watching this video while Jungkook was locking her up in the basement: *InTeReSTinG*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
OMFG AND WHEN I TELL YOU THAT EXISTS-
gahahahhaah
I CAN'T- AHAHAHAHAHHAJAKSKSKSKS
When something exists there's always gotta be a dark side to it.
Sounds like the joker and Harley Quinn to me
@Nicholas Derosier you just need to kidnap 10 person it wil become 80% chance lollllllll
Yeah that's what i thinking too 😂😂😂
DreamySky that’s not how it works😂
@@courtneymichelle5746
Wouldn't it be 8 people out of 100?
Ikr
victim: *falls in love with the kidnapper*
wattpad: it's free real estate
*Reads title*
“I knew I’ve been doing this wrong.”
Yes, yes u have
@@mikuchuuu when I read your name I thought this reply was from 5 years ago and was confused since the original comment was posted 1 year ago. I got tricked
When a kidnapper has a better chance of a gf than me:
Yelp
10-4 good buddy remember keep on trucking and keep the rubber side truck driver
"...singing Killing me slowly..."
*gets Killing Stalking flashback*
yEs
Amen
NOT TODAY SATAN
yes XD
Yassssssssssssssssss
“Through punishing a guilty man, his victim will be made to suffer equally.”
Well, let me introduce you to a word called .. *NO*
Period
@Jason 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Singging killing me softly"
Me: is this KILLING STALKING
Crizza Patootie I love that manga 🥴
@toria chan1 manhwa*
That manhwa is soo gorey, I love itt
@@weese03 what's the difference?
@@lechatnoir482 Manhwa is Korean, Manga is Japanese 😂 It's the language but it's the same. In english all of them are called comics. 😂
“I’m here because you took something of mine when you kidnapped me”
“What”
“My heart”
Sounds like she didn’t care about being kidnapped
Spooder Man I mean if the kidnapper is hot who would tbh?
Hi twin
@@hobisun5181Expected response from a trashcan
it sounded like she wanted to be harassed ;-; not in a violent way -~-‘
My long lost twin!!
Kidnappers: Why do I hear boss music?
Megamind:
*OHHH!!!*
*creates a big face of himself and eats a truck*
no
This is kinda like Harley Quinn and joker?😶
Exploding Tomatos
But with less acidic liquids.
No. Harley wasn't a hostage of the Joker. According to the generally accepted story, Harley was a prison psychiatrist who became so fascinated with the Joker, she fell in love with him, helped him escape and joined him in his criminal activities.
Exploding Tomatos Nope.
KiwiTrekkie . nz that would be making her a “hostage” to him, by Joker seducing Harleen Quinzel, making her fall in love with him, he was using her as a prisoner.
MissionFailedWe’llGetEmNextTime I think that’s a little too metaphorical, joker and Harley knew each other for a while before she went insane because joker seduced her.
"he was singing 'killing me softly'"
*sangwoo has entered the chat*
*yoonbum has left the chat*
Wtf is that
I don’t understand this joke
it's a "killing stalking" joke
"killing stalking" is a manhwa that is kinda messed up but it still have alot of fans and is very popular, the main characters are two boys, one is a killer who is named "sangwoo" and the other one is a stalker who is named "yoonbum", long story short, sangwoo used to sing and listen to this song alot, and because of one scene in the manhwa where sangwoo's singing it, people make this type of joke
@@craybbicray5475 ok
Deez