Italy. No. Euro Truck Simulator 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ค. 2024
- I'm driving through the happy tollbooths of Italy and it's all just super.
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entertaining stuff with the wheel coming off... Wouldnt be surprised if we one day hear "stuff this *walking steps out, door closes, pause, door opens, walks back in, power drill noises*" along with the colonel commetary perminently affixing the steering wheel to some form of thing that doesnt end up damaging the desk to stop it moving.
That tanker you passed before the parked helicopter hit it and took off! The tanker, not the helicopter.
Squirrel doesnt have to do this! 😂
The wheel that keeps on giving at unexpected moments :)
8:56 right side mirror.. Simply lovely
"Squirrel's got 2 and a half thousand pounds worth of steering wheel" - that may be so, but I've got a cheap used keyboard and cheaper mouse so it's not really the equipment. :p
If you think the tollbooths were bad in Milan, wait until you get to France, you're going to love it 😅
He's going east bound and down, loaded up and truckin'. He's gonna call every lane his own. He's got it all under control, with speeding tickets to prove it, and hitting cars in his way, watch the ol' pundit go.
Those who can't do, teach.
And those who can't teach, teach sims from the comments section.
31:41 Corsica has roads I've fallen in love with. Maybe you'll feel that too ;)
Another moment of needing the face cam
Theatre of the mind was working overtime
I don't understand why TH-cam suggests watching next an 8 year old Colonel Failure ATS video "They call me the parking maestro" 🤣
I loved the Squirrel reference.
Also ahahaah I hope you do get to Corsica and Sardinia in game, from personal experience. ;-)
Nah those Rover signs are warning you there's a Rover Owners Club presence there so you need to beware of a clapped out 216ti dead on the road somewhere....
Engagement 😊 i approve of unhinged Cln.
You do realise squirrel has not play eurotruck sim for about 4 years now... 😅😅😅😅😅😅
yep I fell for the sleep thingie too , You have to buy the garage and drive inside for it to work... bummer really. Latest thing that happened to me was ,I was driving past an accident and a cop car suddenly flew out in front of me and I hit it doing 57K worth of damage to my truck , yep you read that right.. it actually launched itself at me ... Weird glitches in this game .. lol Thanks for the adventure Colonel. ( oh I did something silly and bought this game because of you .. )
Welcome to the Colonels guide to zigzag parking. Love it.
"Get in, Get done, Get out" No truer words have been said. Sounds like a title for a 70's Porn movie.
favorite moment is when he slams into the building and the bloke sitting just right there in a chair watching doesn't even flinch. Real life, that is.
He’s just out for a smoke, he doesn’t have time for truck driver antics, and he’s seen it all before anyway. Besides, not like it’s his building, no, he’s just the guy who drives the fork truck around the building for a quid more an hour than they pay fry cooks at McD’s. Been doing this forty flippin years and last year for his Christmas bonus they gave him a flippin yellow baseball cap with the company logo on it. Another one to add to the collection on the half rotted out floorboard of his 87 pickup. Break’s over, time to go unload the trailer full of recycled pallets with half the nails gone.
I wasn’t that guy, but I knew that guy. Nah I was the poor bastard making a quid an hour more than him standing in knee deep water under a receiving bay scale welding rusty bits of overhead carnage waiting to happen to other rusty bits of overhead carnage waiting to happen because the owner was too damn cheap to replace the scales that probably predated the Nazi invasion of France.
Really loving this series.
The guy outside the Exomar 'uffici' has seen the truck races before.
If you disconnect your trailer, you can kip anywhere you like.
If that's the case, he should totally do it across all the lanes of a motorway.
going the wrong way around a roundabout is not as much fun as it sounds (in the game, obvs). the entrance is obviously at the wrong angle and there are usually signs or crash barriers in the way. i still do it 6 times out of ten though. i also drove around at midnight looking for a place to sleep and all i found were garages i could buy, i think the hitbox for making sleep possible in those places is extremely small as i managed to sleep in one them, but i have no idea how.
You know, Colonel, based on your fun with the wheel, it seems like the bunker might need a nice rigid frame, with possibly a Moza TSW wheel and some stalky-stalk-stalks if they ever release them...
My wheel is mounted on a frame already. I just need to stop manhandling the wheel like I'm giving the cat a bath.
As someone who has lived in and around Milan, I agree with the sentiment about it 😅
You can go to spain via one of Sardinia or Corsica. And then to La France
Carefull, that Thrustmaster clamp bolt thread stripps stupid easy. I just ended up using the side mounting threads and aftermarket bolts with plastic knobs - through two holes I drilled in my desk. The holes live under my keyboard so it's ok aesthetically.
Those beds in garages are a pain in the arse.
21:55 ish
I was just wondering if he used another microphone that picks up the wheel noises more, or if he is just ripping the wheel harder. Guess now I know^^
Hey Colonel, since you briefly looked at the per mile payout I feel I can say this without "telling you how to play", since fewer miles usually mean fewer fines, less fuel usage etc, this would mean paying the bank back faster. That would be good right? Also in the same spirit you might be thinking of investing your next point in one of the adr cate😢 as that both onlucks new kinds of cargo ( more jobs) and thise jobs also tend to be higher paying
That's logical, but I wouldn't assume that a shorter journey will reduce my fines. I am quite erratic, after all.
@@colonelfailure true, but on balance the risk of mishaps reduce slightly as the jury shotens an yout fuel bill will vertainly reduce
ROVER!...
Milan is 80 miles from one side to the other? My city's ridiculous if you're going end-to-end north/south …
The universe is based on the USB connecter which is the wrong way uo 75% of the time. How?
nop daar in one tol boom free for truks moos tyms is the lefte one
or r one } nat sure
Hi Colonel, really loving this series, thank you! I recall you mentioning you might kill the series soon because of a lack of things to talk about. Please can you somehow end up back in the UK before you end it? A full tour of Europe👌🫶