Falco's Austrian, right? Euro Truck Simulator 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- You don't need to know the answer to that question, I will answer it during today's mission from Austria to Austria because apparently, now that I'm here I'm not allowed to leave. Screw you, Austria. Here's a quick example of why texting while driving isn't a great idea. Or is it? No it's not. I also missed Arnold Schwarzenegger, and that crap Chaplin impersonator.
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Every other youtubist puts the viewer in the shoes of the driver.
This one puts us in the shoes of the oil canisters.
Cnl driving the truck like he’s a metal ball in a pinball machine had me cackling. Thanks my man, I needed that!
You beat me to the .. lunch - a right Failure Feast. Perfect aggressive stop .. and everything. Yey! ;o)
Eh. I'd argue that there's a level of failing that is fun, a level of purposeful failing that is fun as well, and then there's a level of trying too hard to play in the worst way possible. This video is the latter. The Colonel said that the playhtrough is getting stale. After this video I'd say that he's right and he should move on.
@@captainufo4587 Indeed so; the very art of in-yer-mush Failure exposed to the joy of happy back-sleet criticism. Yippee! Part of the game, dear soul .. all done in the beast probable taste; if it moves, squeeze it, if it co-operates put the welly-boot down - hard, if it obstructifies .. get in there, all hooters hooting, and the accelerator to the floor .. or grumble belligerently, then if that works Yey! or if it fails .. Yey-yey-er-er!
Ah! simple minds please simple things. ;o)
@@TheLeonhamm Nice mimickry of the Col's style.
You know, since watching videos is my entertainment and not my job, I get no pleasure in watching something that makes me cringe for 30 minutes straight. I'm happy it's not your case. Enjoy yourself.
@@captainufo4587 Ditto! Yey! ;o)
In this episode, the Colonel tries drifting on a slip road and plays the video game like a video game! Awesome video Colonel, looking forward to seeing more 🙂
given how Falco died i was expecting a big crash in tribute
Hey CF! You can edit the trailer for the job when you turn up at the job site and select the trailer. A cog icon appears in the trailers image where you can change it from those horrid rear steering doodads, if you wanted. Enjoying the series and more importantly, the commentary.
Never laughed so much at a lorry! Absolutely hilarious! Truly the best person on TH-cam!
Net profits: -1500. Fun: Hilarious!
This is the funniest one yet 😂 “If it is is it’s going to die” 😭😭😂😂
Colonel Failure espousing the virtues of low-GI food like nuts as a superior alternative to Red Bull, when I was thinking about an amphetamines mod for ETS
Except in the old parts of the map, pickup and delivery points can appear across the district.
I was going to say "The Colonel needs to go 116 miles in 52 minutes, good luck", but knowing his driving, he should get there in time.
BTW, there was an Austrian politician who moved to Germany about a century ago. He did quite well for himself...for a while.
We can't afford gas, we have tickets to pay!
Orange Lucozade and a Double Decker is what you need
"Der komissar" or "Jeanny" or maybe "Rock my Amadeus"
The M key will bring up that map to assist your nap and snack collecting preparations, although I’m unsure how helpful that will be if you’re already 4 feet away from your monitor.
A couple other people pointed it out but yes sometimes businesses that are technically part of a city may be well outside the city center. And also that job that you’ve set your GPS to expires in 1 hour and it’s a 3 hour drive. I think even at Colonel speed you’d have trouble making that. (Of course that would be no help if the next episode had already been recorded 🤐). There was a job for Venice listed in Klagenfurt, I believe that technically takes you westward, it is also expiring soon though….
Interesting that the display by the tach/speedometer shows a different time than the GPS and that it's 84C!
84°C is going to be the coolant temperature, not the outside air
@@dgwdgw okay, but what about the time difference?
@@ianwhitworth3264 You'd have to give a timestamp. I checked half a dozen points in the video where Cnl's dash is visible and the clocks always matched. Maybe you were looking at the ETA field on the HUD? That's on the left; clock is on the right.
@@dgwdgw ever heard of the Mandela effect? I could have swore I saw that the times were different! I even went back and looked at other episodes and... they fixed it... those Matrix coders went back and fixed them all!
I'm assuming you know this, but I'm compelled to point out to you that you can actually get glasses that are specifically working at the computer. For 18" (approx 450mm) to 3' (approx. 1m), they are flippin' wonderful. I'm 60 and without them I'm not sure I could actually work productively. They don't help for really up-close, and they make things kind of wonky at long distances, but I for what you probably spend a large part of your time doing, they are highly recommended.
I have them - bifocal, no less, for reading and mid distance. Sadly, the range I'm at confers no appreciable difference with or without.
Euro Truck Simulator: Destruction Derby 2 Edition.
You can't uncouple the trailer on purpose while driving, but it *is* possible to bork it up so much when messing about that it comes undone.
You keep the crash barrier company in a job for sure.
You offer them an "oily trailer" and no-one brings up the D'Oyly Carte 🤦
It's a bloody Marathon, how dare they. Never eaten a snickers and never will. Bloody cheek!
A very enjoyable and funny series another great episode. Thank you sir. 🎉
Load 18 tons and what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. St. Peter don't you call me cause I can't go, I owe my soul to the company store. (yeah yeah, I know it's 16 tons)
also: "Truro sucks later" made me laugh
You get another half a day older for 18 tons. Did the man in black ever drive a truck?
The colonel and trucks go together like peanut butter and jam 🤣
Is there a list of all your fines? May we get a look at it?
Safety? Noted
28:52 - you may have already spotted this but there's a green flashing symbol thingy in the yard just on the other side of the road. Could that be where the pick-up is?
And so close the Satnav is a little confused and thinks you were already there? (To be fair it's going to be the same postcode (or Austrian equivalent) as where you started.)
They have this invention, it's a few thousand years old... it's called writing. With it, you can put down things you want to remember, then read them back afterwards... wonderful invention. It's for those times when you want to do many things and then come back to them later. Some people call them notes... and they put them on paper, they sometimes call it a notepad, I think there is even an electronic version... hey now... don't get fancy.... Happy FRIDAY!
You want me to play the thing, say fun things and write down notes all at the same time? You might be able to do that, but it's beyond my undoubtedly stellar multitasking abilities.
@@colonelfailure Sorry, I'm not a video entertainment expert. I have no idea about the generation of commentary or playing of games, and could not be entertaining in any way on video. Please accept my apologies, this was my lame attempt at joking. =D Happy Friday, please continue to bring us your videos... I enjoy every minute of your commentary. Thanks!
You mean to tell me he's not taking this seriously, well you do surprise me
Looking down while writing or reading in a notebook while doing 70+ mph seems a bit unsafe.
What would he write down? "Stop getting fined so you make a profit"? Like that would stop him.
Ligeti was Austrian. Born in Hungary but Austria claims him as a citizen.
Yeah I googled Austrian musicians. Haydn, Schubert, several Strauss-es and a bunch of electro-pop weirdos.
How about “Bring me Edelweiss” by Edelweiss?
Wasn't Sound Of Music family from Austria too?
The von Trapp family, yes. They moved to the USA and recorded some albums, but I would think that the fictionalised Broadway musical and the 1965 film of the musical are far more well-known than the group themselves, and those songs were all Roger & Hammerstein.
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Nah, this can't be a video game. Surely you would have gotten a fine for playing video games while driving. And I'll stop calling you Shirley now...