Mike: Did You Finish?
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Comment for the algo
Damn,I missed it.
This is the way
I just wiped off bird shit from my tesla
This is why I'm here. Cheers 🍻
Crypto shills are everywhere lmao
"I'm here for a good time not a long time"
- Sun Tzu, Art of War
😂wtf!!!!
LMFAOOO
more like
-every females bio on Tinder
Well played WooZy, well played....
Im way up, I feel blessed
The invincible male confidence - a beauty to behold
Well, he still smashed
Where can I get some?
It's called male hubris, kid.
@@aabracadavra No, it's just hubris... Why do you feel the need to gender it?
@@aabracadavra did you just assume his hubris' gender?
Lol "how am I bad at sex, I finished everywhere"
This guy, f***** genius writing
Glad to know he’s a fellow sprayer!
They saved the best comment for last...
can you explain pls
@@khkh6484 nah bro
@@chumpstain877 hope u change ur minde. thanks
The pointing KILLED me 😂😂😂
Nah, it's the "I get it" that's funny.
👉 “I get it”
He has to be the ultimate optimist, seeing a bright side in everything.
Still piped
He's Mr. Brightside
always look on the bright side of life
He’s like Mr. Peanutbutter from BoJack Horseman.
Thats called narcissist not optimist ..sike
She'll be back. He took her on an emotional journey she'll never forget.
yes 100%...hahahhah
For 2 minutes.
@@GandalfOfRivia still piped!
@@GandalfOfRivia Obviously it's the emotional afterplay he masters.
Don’t get it. If it was bad, why would she be back?
Help me get some clarity on this here.
"I finished early for you, I know your parking meter is almost up" 😂 This is great.
altruism levels are over 9000.
Not all heroes wear capes
Im ur 1k likes bro
not even Shakespeare, dude. Loved it.
He finished early bc the uber he called her just arrived.
Can we just admire how good is Stevie's acting when it comes to irritating girls.
Plot twist: He’s not acting 😂🤣
And how it's acceptable for women to hit men?
@@TedEhioghae
In this case...
@@TedEhioghaedo you watch and complain about every movie with spousal violence. You should be boycotting dateline shows or Hollywood movies not commenting on TH-cam.
“You took 3 breaks”😂🤣😂🤣
Cuuuhhh when she said that I died.. especially thinking how she said it was only 2 minutes long
He took a break every 40 seconds 😭
What's a break?
@@tbxl8204 Pausing the intercourse for a short time to decrease the arousal and prevent cumming too fast. (which didn't help much in his case)
@@trxtergames lol
Thanks man😂
Been there, done that. 😞😞
You and Nikki need to keep making sketches together forever, even when you're both in a retirement home. Especially then.
"I've been subbed to this channel for 90 years"
Especially. Then
This
NIce!
Are they a couple?
“How am I bad at sex? I finished.”
LMFAO!!! 😂🤣😂
Hold it, hold it!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You’re not anyone’s dad…I hope” 😂😂
Lmfao
He’s my Dad, and he makes sure i finish every night
This was me at age 22
Lol no, that’s me at 30. At 22 we were too insecure about letting a girl down in bed. Zero phuccs given as we get older.
Me at 22 rn
SINGLE GUY LMFAOOOO IM GONNA DIEE
Why would you be asking your hand if it got off?
That's why you're still single
If she is still wearing a t-shirt when it's over, you didn't do it nearly well enough for her to get hers.
It's not about her anyway. She is an alternative to my hand and porn. Whether she "gets hers" is irrelevant 🤷
@@JD-go2qj You want a blow up doll, bud
@@JD-go2qj nice bait
@@JD-go2qj 🎣
@@JD-go2qj I so hope that's a joke 😅
As a writer, I find this so well executed, including the premise, the acting, the storyline, etc. I nominate this masterpiece for the YT Hall of Fame that doesn't exist yet.
Stevie and Nikki duo always the best
What's her name
Wtf are you doing here
@@marcusmajors6196 Nikki Howard
This needs to be a movie.
The pointing with the smirk is great hahaha
Absolutely perfect.
I get it
Better Call Saul
Man's got a point! he did finish. 🤣😂👍👍
"Still piped" Every guy ever..
(Most guys..i guess)
Ya buggin for real happy now
ahahaha
Piped
Still beat tho
hes not wrong tho he did
You got a low opinion of every guy ever.
That was really well done. Comedic timing was excellent, and well written and acted. Kudos.
I laughed so hard, his expressions are simply pure comedy
Sounds like a conversation Geno and Jasmine would have on 90 day fiance
Do u know the name of the movie?
@kaza1978 it's not a movie that's what's crazy these are just high-quality videos and they are high level actors probably
best skit so far, the plot, the script, the acting everything on point!
What’s the name of the movie
@@Ricky-vu1ms doesn’t have one
Watching multiple times for the algo, besides Brad can’t hear us these walls are thick
You need to go out for a hike or learn to do something actually manly or or or? Wow!!
almost as thicc as her
"Daddy's got you covered."😂😂😂😂😂
Dude this man is legendary, TWO MINUTES is a God level time, he needs to teach us his ways!
Will anyone could finish in two minutes even one minute but the fact that he’s over here bragging and he has a s****y ass room that’s hot ugh And his friend with peanut butter on him lol
Bruh
maybe kegel exercises 😏
She said he had 3 breaks
lmao "I feel like im having sex in a FEMA tent" is S tier level writin.
,,I was gonna call you tomorrow, that's how low the bar is set" - what most women think about their dates 😁
I didn't get it. What did she mean by that?
@@orange9022 she was bored and disappointed with his bed skills but nevertheless she was still gonna see him
Dayumn! that was cold, hard truth but I still liked the comment 😆
Maybe when they go on a date with you George
@@Illmatic1994 what is a 1% of men like you doing on TH-cam comments? Go back to your mansion and Lamborghini man!
The third "I get it" and point was so expected, yet I was still rolling 🤣
ROFL _point_ *swat*
"You're not Nancy Drew, you didn't CRACK the CODE" 🤣
She didn't finish but we still commenting for the algorithm
#Support
Thumbs up and a response comment for the TH-cam overlords A/I program algorithm!
You should’ve been pinned
This video was both very funny and extremely traumatic to me, since I lived through this exact scenario. It was so frustrating, I can feel the frustration even now as if this conversation happened two minutes ago to me
ohh, for 1 sek something was not about you, tnx for being selfish.....
(Pointing at you) I see what you did there, you like that down low attention
Both have equal time to reach their Goals :D Stop making others responsible
Sorry for you, that sht irritates me cuz I think of myself in this situation
Get someone who makes your pleasure a priority!!
@@LimaWhiskey91are you serious or?...
Bro honestly the acting In these are better than half the shii on Netflix😭
This is far superior than anything currently on Saturday Night Live.
And still a better love story than Twilight!
Just half…?
you are setting bar too low :D
netflix is utter trash compared to actually passionate and professional people
My man's took 3 breaks in two minutes. And he has the audacity to ask if she finished. This guy is amazing!!
😂😂😂
"Still Pipped" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“you’re like the estranged uncle” 💀🤣
Bro lasted 2 minutes with 3 breaks 😂😂😂😂😂 goddamn
Damn it Mike, she was going to call you tomorrow.
Hasn’t even started and I already know it’s worth the like.
did u finish tho ?
2:05
Gold.
Sooo good! You're both funny and good actors! I couldn't stop laughing 🤣
this really happened
You can tell she finished and didn't want to admit it.
Her denying the obvious is so sad.......
She probably came when she smelled the Chad pheromones this guy has
@@jorgebarriosmur lmao no buddy, some guys just sucks and aren't able to make a woman finish
@@afriserrrr2898 r/wooshhhh
@@afriserrrr2898 most intelligent Serbian
"this is not an escape room" had me CACKLING
Like a witch
You are not Nancy Drew 😂
Just say laughing dawg… sound like a chick when you say that dumb shit
Easily the best line
wouldve been funny when he shouted "brad you wouldnt believe this man" and brad just shout back "I HEARD EVERYTHING"
That "How I bad at sex, I finish." got me. It's my new credo for life.
The chemistry between these two has always been way too hilarious! Nikki you need him more on your channel and vice versa
I love that he puts in the subtitles! Sometimes the TH-cam ones aren’t accurate, and the colours and exclamations make me so happy to see!
Whenever she says “stop pointing at me “ . I completely lose it! Hilarious!!!
Her facial expressions game is on point!
Edit 1: Oi, his singing chops doing that Moline Rouge line was quite unexpected
The estranged uncle 😂😂😂👏🏻
This vedio described all my fears.
1. Not being able to last 2 mins
2. Not impressing the girl
3. Having a bed on the floor
Let me tell you something buddy, no matter what you do you will never 100% impress a girl. lol
Lmao.. the fact that he just lets all of it go in one ear and out the other and turn it into a positive takes true skill lol
2:38 only legends know that this is the exact same "finish" from Mario Party Games at the end of a minigame.
I'm sorry, but I can only finish as fast as I finish a lap in Bowser's City. 43 seconds baby
This is definitely an underlooked gem…. Everything i watch with these two is pure gold laughter.
3:39 exactly !! LMAO
“ it’s everywhere”
Had me straight up dying😂😂😭💀💀💀
That optimism is what I need in my life.
That wasn’t optimism, that was Emotional Dismissal
"You gotta get yours before I gotta get mine"- Snoop Doggy Dog.
"In my land, men come first and women come second...or sometimes not at all!"
-Austin Powers (one of the movies)
That "pointing" stuff is freakin hilarious lol!
Nikki is so fricking good man!!! This woman makes my day with her super awesome acting and comic timing.
This guy killed me at 3:14 with his pointing... I like his positivity though It's what we Vergil fans and Vergil needs in his life, well he has Dante for that.
I love the set and camera work, looks insane and very professional!
The old “poop-in-the-bed” line. I thought he learned…
As a middle aged guy who is currently with the only partner he's ever had I appreciate this video for showing me how not to act.
Are you also her first? Aren’t you afraid she’ll get a wandering eye and you’ll be forced to always measure up?
Yeah don't ever do that lmao
Girls love and stay with a man who makes their pleasure a priority, like fr I'd never stay with a man who doesn't
When he pointed at her for the 3rd time after the long awkward silence, I spat out everything lmao
3:26 just hilarious
mattress on the floor is painfully accurate, going to have to do some reflecting.
Lmao same
Is it weird that I like that more than a bed? I'm in a huge bed right now and it's not as good bro. Mattress on the floor feels like a sleepover, super comfy.
@@TheStraightestWhitest it keeps moisture under the matress, but you could just elevate it with some wooden pallets
but i guess some women want a real bed xD
2:02 this one sent me 🤣🤣
EDIT: Best running gag I've ever seen 😭😭
I always ask. Yes or no. Like a doctor I'm still learning, and I'm married
Still piped! Brad! You not going to believe this man “goes to tell his own side of the story”
Im so jealous of this guy hes confident and can look anything as a positive thing lol
He can turn every situation positive
u are everywhere 🤣🤣😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏❤️
These are always so well written. Acting is top notch too.
"You're welcome!!" The 2 greatest words in this skit!
Now girls can imagine what we feel when they talk after sex, there's a reason we tend to keep quiet after.
Huh? I don't see how this applies
@@borednerd2100 They tend to be unrealistic and annoying.
@@claudevinyard4477 how so?
@@borednerd2100 They generally think they're better than they actually are, some of them don't even want to leave after.
@@claudevinyard4477 oh so you're talking about random hookups not a significant other
This is soo accurate. Some guys REALLY overestimate their abilities
This is hilarious! I literally had this conversation with my girl the other day and my name is Michael 😅
1 pump chump aye?
ion know if that's really something to brag about but go off king
@@mschuhler He still piped 😎
Is your wall thick though?
You lasted two minutes and took three breaks in between?
"You're not anyone's dad... I hope..."
Exactly like my last one night stand... and ive been with her ever since. Married 15yrs.
Maybe you should learn how to make her come... After 15 years...
@@katherines6322 she can do that on her own
3:46 so true
Every time he looks like that and points I can’t 😂😂
yhe ahahah cracks me everytime ahahah
2:02 i was hoping the "i get it". I got it. I laughed. I am a simple guy.
He was funny and even though it was meant to be funny I actually felt sorry for her as she had every right to be upset So he really played the role of being clueless and she totally gave me a sense of being frustrated
Truthh
I seriously love the interaction between y’all two
It's amazing seeing the progress they have made in just a few years time.❤️ I thought I was watching a Hollywood movie the hole time. Same quality. 👏
How have i just found this guy...these two are an absolute riot.
Woman: Now you're verbally assaulting me
Also woman: *slaps him
Depressingly accurate
The saddest part is that I didn’t even catch that the first time I watched 😐
@@austindavid1862 Stay rp and based brother
Lol, that was just a light smack on the face. It doesn't even qualify as a painful slap. If that counts as physical assault then all the bumps he did with his fist on her counts as punches lol.
@@nishanthjeyaraj112 Ok,go ahead and lightly smack a woman on the face over and over and use your 1 phone call to me so I can say I told you so
@@bruiseleeroy7010 Lol, I've smacked my female friends in the face in a playful manner and haven't got in trouble over it. Don't act like an incel just because you've never met a woman lol.
lol! “You said you’re a spongebob fan.”….l NEVER said that”
"How am I bad at sex ? I'm finished" 😂😂
Every woman who claims to want a confident male partner deserves to have a guy like this.
I once met a girl that wanted a quickie, So i gave her a quickie and then complained about how fast it was over
LOL
“Still piped” lol every guy has told themselves that after a bad night
How is it a bad night if you had what you wanted
Great acting (as usual), dialogue, directing (love the cut to the fan then "why are you giving the fan credit?") and more LOL moments than some hour-long comedies. Good stuff.
Why are your funny parody videos always so damn accurate? It almost hurts
Spot on bro. Painfully true.
Pointing and smirking, "I get it. The algorithm finished"
This is a man who cannot be brought down by anything, focus, commitment and sheer will in this man.
"You look tired I'm a team player"😂
Should've had her get a parking ticket after the outro lol.
genius
The quality is getting insane yall 🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I couldn't stop laughing!! They are both hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Every video she's in , she is brilliant!!! I apologize for not knowing her name, but she is brilliant in her acting!