Yes, I Work for NASA
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For the algo!
For the algo!!
For the aligoratorithm
For the something
For the Something!
For the alligator rhythm!
NASA should use this as a recruitment video.
like they need it
that is an amazing idea
Like it isn't already competitive enough 😭
🤣🤣🤣
If there are aliens on mars like the girl with red hair please for the love of god let me sign up.
Had a girl sitting on my lap, told her I work in I.T. and she got up and left 😂
I used to tell people I worked for a government contractor and had clearances (which I did). What I usually didn’t mention was that I monitored cameras, watched TV, and sometimes played video games.
Should mention video games
I live right next to a major base so everyone around me is basically like me. No clout there lol
I used to roommate with a dude and he was a tank driver for the US Army and he would lie to women and tell them that he was an insurance adjuster instead to make himself look good. I'm not really sure why he thought being a tank driver wasn't bad ass enough.
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Insurance adjuster is the job I pretend to have
Bro after fighting off so many chicks with a stick, you just have to tone down the badassness a bit.
I work for the NSA. Definitely not a good way to make friends at a party. And no, I don't read your emails. Heard that one a million times. My area of expertise is cryptography, which doesn't dampen many a panty, lemme tell ya.
Lmao I’m actually an insurance adjuster and am shocked someone would use that title to make themselves look “cool”😂 first time hearing that. When I tel people what I do they have no idea what I’m talking about
@@benseiler2589 Yeah, I was an insurance adjuster, and I'm also at a loss. As a matter of fact, I was about to reply the exact same thing to the OP until I saw your comment haha
I use the “I work for Netflix” chicks love it!!! Hahaha
If they were smart they wouldn’t, they would in fact hate you for the terrible drops
You guys totally blow away any comedy shows, especially SNL.
6:35 men of Culture, you know what I mean😎
For the Algo📈
Howww this is the earliest I’ve ever been
fastest!!
@@MuhammadOthman88 Yessir
Stevie done blown this one up!
Triplol.
Algooooo
Just wear a NASA shirt. They sell them at Target. Someone even asked me at a party if I worked there, when I was wearing one.
7:10 he could have just said: it's a new suit, i forgot to take the tag off, silly me.
Or like “Ok I know this isn’t real but I can’t just walk out of work with an actual suit on”
The tag said partywear 😂
This is every engineer's fantasy! First skit EVER where nerds are cool! 😂
Man honestly, those girls KILLED it lol
I like how she still wants the mars rock after she found out they’re fakes😂
as an aspiring accountant, the first 10 seconds hurt.
Over in the UK being an accountant is a prestigious job so I’m not sure what there on about
LMFAO - this had me in hysterical fits! This is great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sad part is this is true. Suddenly I’m held in such high regard by women because of my new career to the point where some of them literally say “I just feel like you’re above me” when just a year ago it was a whole different story…
So are you also a NASA engineer?
@@Dev-ih1of engineer yes, nasa no lol
@@RealNaisuCinema lmfao why are engineers so delusional
Men won't give an ugly woman a 2nd look, even if she's the nicest person in the room, even if she's rich! Women will look for someone who will pass on a good gene to her offspring too and ensure it will survive well. That's just nature. We want the best genes and best life we could attain for our offsprings.
@@clarissamendoza8322 ugly women get laid and relationships WAY more often than ugly men… this analogy is bad. Money doesn’t pass on good genes hints why rich kids end up bankrupt when they run out of that trust fund money
2:15 That picture. 😂 I'm done!
Bro you’re still so underrated. Deserve way more views!
I cut the grass for a guy who put the shingles on the roof of a retired NASA janitor. And let me tell you something, Mars water is real
Not gonna lie, I do that when I am drunk all the time.
The "lie" part not the "for picking up chicks" part. :p
I always tell the story of how my noble family (a branch of the royal family) was banished from france about 200 years ago and how we could only take a fraction of our actual wealth with us (which is still in the multiple millions).
Everyone is just like, "What??? For real???" and I am like, "Nope" ^^
No one ever asks me to actually speak french :p
I'm not saying it's OK to lie about who you are or what you do but every once in a while in college me and my buddies would do it sometimes just for the hell of it lol.
The same thing happened to my family a few hundred years ago! The government banished all of them from the country, it was Spain tho. 😃
NASA employees aren't supposed to display their badges outside of the plant w/o authorization, usually for public events and tours.
4:45 - reminds me of those aliens from toy story 🤣😂
suddenly all your male viewers want to work in NASA.
My high school buddy started working for NASA in 1987 and he's still there, he got to the point when they launch he had to approve with around 20 other people to hit the button to launch.
“I’ve been to Mars” had me rolling
Imagine lying you've been to another planet just to get box😂
*pulls up in a mars rover*
One of the most underrated channels
"I'm not working FOR Mars."
Not yet. 😎🔴
Everyone wanted to work for NASA but NASA is impossible to get into. I studied Astrophysics for 2 years. Everyone wanted the same dream. Here I am competing against 5000 students with the same dream. NASA only chooses few not all and chances of getting into it is less than 1% So what happens then?… I found my alternative path and studying now to become a pharmacist. I can’t lie to people about jobs that I don’t work for. If a pretty girl likes you for who you are then ok but these girls only like you because you have a high paying job, don’t. If they can leave someone else like games, then maybe you too one day. I fell for a pretty girl once. Didn’t lie but exaggerated about my income. We got together for 1 year and then I found what she been doing behind my back. So I wasn’t afraid to dump her. Idc how pretty you are, I only look and care for someone that has a good heart and smart.
Stevie and squad, you keep taking it to the next level!
This guy looks like a combination of Chris Pratt and Der Schulte (German comedy youtuber).
I turned down a job offer from NASA! This video makes me regret it so much. That shit was not discussed in the offer package SMH!
We all know that NASA engineers are like, TOTALLY into astrology and stuff
The humor, the storytelling, the punchlines. 10/10 work boys!
THIS NEEDS TO BE A SERIES
Really pulled the (S)NASA out of the Barney’s playbook hahaha
I think it's SpaceX now
"Ohh, space is gonna kill me." 😂
I own a space company, hopefully that still works.
6:25 he’s lying to them 🤣🤣🤣he’s very naughty 🤣🤣🤣
Supposed to take off your government ID when you leave work.
"It's called Secret NASA, or... SNASA."
Molly Garcia was unusually normal, as soon as she appeared I was expecting something insane to happen. Love her! 😂
Nina really took a different path .
Damn, I am in the wrong field. If I had known NASA badge could get you this much tail, I would have never even applied for business schools
"space is gonna kill me"😂😂😂
Stevie looks like Jynxzi in his fake NASA ID lol
4:45 - “…the Claw” 😂🤣
job title, Mars Engineer, perfect
That was a really long NASA recruitment ad.. sex sells!
"oh you're one of those girls"
fucking killed me
Mark Rober where you at
"ooooh space is gonna kill me" lmao
"I see this as the moral equivalent of wearing make up" - Me, a philosophical 🤴
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
imagine if there was a actual mars employe just in there looking at him doing the most random stuff ever
I am an architect at a small firm that pays me in penny, so I tell people that I'm a waiter so I can justify my earnings.
Damn that's crazyyyy I just got a job at NASA after like 9years of school and astronomy training (I'm 6'7" btw)
Ooooooi space is gonna kill me🤬🤣🤬🤬🤣🤣
The little “mars” kills me
space is gonna kill me
I work as sweeper officer at NASA
I don't work for NASA , I am NASA ! 😂😂💀
The Mars walk 🤣🤣🤣
I own a nasa shirt and now feel obligated to stop wearing it so people don't think I work there
0:32 is so fkin funny lmaoooo
If he works for the NSA as an accountant just say you work for NASA you can stretch the truth.
I went to college with a guy who totally lucked into a job with NASA. He’s a printer tech, but it’s still a NASA gig. And yes, he milks it for all it’s worth.
Would milk it too lmao
I have a A friend who does IT/tech support at a hedge fund… Tells everyone he “works at a hedge fund”
@@rsb__ dude i hate people like that lol
A legend
If I might ask, does he get these many cheeks😋😋😋
I work for nasa, and I can’t believe you released our secrets
*psssssht* M A R S
Thee was no moon landing and it was all a hoax.
do ya learn how to pick up chicks at 🥳🎉 party?
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What is this movie?
I'm not a janitor, I'm a maintenance engineer
sanitation consultant
Hygienic technician for public health
Maintenance and engineering are 2 completely different things lol. I’m a jet engine mechanic but I’m nowhere as smart as a jet engineer (aerospace or engine) I just turn a wrench mainly 💀
@@TheRealishPowers Are you not allowed to get jokes at you place of work? Explaining them kind of takes the joke away from joking about something
@@samiirai I’m just explaining the difference between them because they are different things.
I lost it at Mars water
Your dbz series is epic bro
"It looks just like Earth water!"
Why da fuk is he carrying it around in a party?
Bro you watch this?? Your DBZ series is peakk
I lost it when he said he returned from a Mars trip …
Me: Studied 9 Years to get my PhD, working at NASA and still going home alone
Also me: Doesn't have a badge
Have you been to Mars?
Do the girls come with the job? 👀
Wait do you seriously work at NASA ? Oh My God !!
Ask for that badge homie say it's for tax purposes
The badge is the key. No PhD required, just a printer and laminator.
As someone who pretends to work for NASA I can confirm this is 100% accurate
Amd by reading your comment I can say u are 100% lying about this bring accurate. Lol it's anything but accurate. Any one can easily tell that he is laying
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LOL
I've always dreamed about pretending to work for NASA.
I've always pretend about dreaming about pretending to work for NASA
This looked like a ton of fun to film. Also I feel you captured perfectly a male fantasy. Great job guys.
a heterosexual male fantasy anyway
@@car4367and that heterosexual is like 99% of men
@@kcwexeLOL Exactly. What a moron.
@@car4367no one cares about any other type of fantasy anyways.
@@car4367no one cares that you're looking for something to be offended about
If you ain't lying, you ain't trying.
The only "Mars" im working on is a Chocolate Bar! 👍
I am now strangely motivated to work for NASA
I feel the same way. The only problem is NASA is strangely motivated to not work with me
I already work for NASA, SpaceX, and Microsoft. Lol
I work for NASA and this video doesn't show the true.
Engineering might be cool ngl
@@TheEryk03suuuure
This actually works... I have a friend that works at Nasa and just the mention of it brought several people up to us while we were chilling at a party. Goes without saying I was completely ignored during the affair.
No F’ing way… I work at NASA (meteorologist), I had no idea that this was a thing!!!!
@@Rockoblocko shiiiit yall hiring? Hook a brother up 😆
@@Dedhaven even the janitors can honestly say they work at NASA bro
@@Dedhaven haha LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!!!!
lol yea you fucken were.
Lol most of the time you would somehow bump into the only actual NASA scientist chick at the party and she'd start grilling you on casual rocket science
Haha it sounds like that's something that you have experienced yourself lol
She lyin too then
"i dont like to talk work at parties" simples
The only actual NASA scientist chick on that side of the country given recent STEM numbers.
What the hell do you mean "most of the time?" How many NASA scientists have you bumped into a parties!?
5:00 "Don't drink it" to "chug chug chug!" in a split second. Standard party behavior. Man, your skits are fucking brilliant 🤣😆
As a military drone pilot, sometimes I leave out the drone part to pick up chicks
Update: I'm a real helicopter pilot now and the poon is overflowing, fellas
😂😂😂
@@firestorm5071 lmao
Don't blame you bruh, those guys get all the ass, even the dorky ones
even better with the drone part, have to be good with fingers...
@@nomooon ohh damn 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao, the NASA dude actually does work for NASA and really is in the Mars Rover team
Wow lol I looked it up only after seeing this. Gotta let more know
I was expecting him to turn out to be a janitor (for the Mars Rover team)
Bruh wait no way lmao
What's his name?
@@rishavvajpayee2860 You should look into description of this video
As a woman who actually works in a NASA lab, this totally works... lol
The STD lab?
Hi can I ask what you do? I was wondering if you could give me advice, its my dream to work for NASA
@@arthurmead5341 Holy based.
As someone who works at NASA, we are not allowed to show our badge in public nor images. Wish this video was true 😭
The most unrealistic part of this skit is the major lack of dudes crowded around him nerding out about Mars lol. Same as when you own a nice car. Few chicks care. It’s the dudes like “Bro. What diff are you running in that?”
Same go for big dudes who lift weights.. I am a bigger guy myself ain’t nobody care but the dudes
@@jacobbornowsky4013 I know what you mean but trust me bro there are some good women out there looking to talk up a guy about his muscles 💪🏻
@Jacob Bornowsky the females are also interested, but honestly they are much shyer than they look.
I had bumped jnto one at a bar, while I was ordering she asked if I went to the same gym. Yada Yada Yada, we talk, got her number. Main thing that stuck out was, she was too nervous to say anything cause I always looked so seriously into my workout.
She's not the last to say that
@@blazenfate 🤔
cope
3:03 Playboy missed his chance here. Next time you've convinced a girl that you have classified government secrets tell her, "I can't speak here... is there a private room we can use?"
🤯
My man
Genius!
My guy is a professional
"Just to be sure you are not wired, take off your clothes" :)
Damn, everytime I try this, the women are engineers, and they see right through it. Why are there so many engineers at the NASA parties I go to?
Where
I'm an Engineering Student and there's like 3 females in the 3 major engineering departments (MEE EEE CVE)
To hope that some women see it
I thought women engineers weren't real
@@aditsaini3595 nah, they're real.
@@aditsaini3595 I know a few
Wait... 2:27 Isn't that Nina, Strikeland's girl? 😂😂
Yep 😂
@@thisisgettingold i was looking for this comment 😂
Everyone's girlfriend
Yeah Nina Drama 😂 she’s been in a couple of videos
"This guy works for mars!"
"Well technically I work for Earth" LMAO
This is a certified Slappers classic on god
Algo
based....
eat your cereal my man
eat your cereal
3:42 "Mars is the action planet in my birth chart" "Oh you're one of those girls"
I lost it. Realest part of this
Lmfao
completely🤣
This is how every dude in the military is at a civilian party
Which guy lol
Big facts. Be out here selling these women a dream on god 😂
not me
I got out of the Army 8 years ago. Clearly I should have stayed in lol.
All I did was admin stuff.
Me at a party *i do top secret shit*
The best thing about this video is that it would have legitimately worked until he did the Mars walk.
The women of LA are a fascinating bunch.
You mean drop dead gorgeous? Or they hired them from a model agency?
Neither. Just stupid as all hell.
@@VCRider they hired you from a simp agency
@@VCRider he meant dumb
@@VCRider will do anything for a clout/status
This is Jim Carrey level humour! Especially when he's flicking the "Mars Water" on people and then doing the "Mars Walk".
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It definitely had the Jim Carrey vibe
Not even gonna lie, I used this same technique on a girl and now she’s my wife STAY STRONG KINGS
Does she still think you work at NASA? 😂😂
That’s a hard lie to keep it going, but stay with it king.
@@justinc963 ever watch dirty rotten scoundrels?
Soooo... YOu're saying your wife is either a dumb blonde or a total air head?
Oooooookay.... Leaving now...
What did you tell her when it was time for the truth?
Damn so being an accountant isnt enough now lol.
I’m an accountant and I’m a little salty about this lol. Guess 6 figures isn’t much anymore?
never was buddy never was
@@graysonprickett6348 I only date guys over 6'3 figures now. Inflation n errything
Just tell them to watch the accountant movie and say yeah so that's my typical Tuesday
@@graysonprickett6348 now it has to be 8 figures 😂
I like how his dance moves included motor boating. 😂
There’s obviously water on Mars now that Stevie drank some, so I’m sure NASA has boats on Mars. He’s a man of the people throwing that in 😂.
That’s blasting off. Into the unknown
This skit literally had me crying I was laughing so hard. As someone who's spent many years writing and putting together comedy material like yours, I just want to say that you guys are very talented, and I believe have that "IT" factor about you guys...the blessing of being able to come up with comedic, quality material but also being able to execute those ideas and produce a finished product that truly resonates with your audience. You guys should be very proud of yourselves to know you've managed to come as far as you have. And what I love even more is the fact you two are such tight bros with each other. You two remind me so much of myself and my old best friend who together we wrote so much fun material, we were just the same way. Get it while you two are young gentleman, just keep striving and working hard. You're only young once 😉 👍🏻
What is Nina doing in this video
Lol even the cast was really good on this one. Hands down one of the best vids on the channel, I laughed the whole way through, keep it up
When they asked if he'd been to Mars, he knew he was in.