r/IDontWorkHereLady - Parking Lot Karen Demands I Tow a STRANGER'S CAR! I'm 14!

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  • @thegamersconclave8709
    @thegamersconclave8709 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Always, always, always press charges. By not pressing charges you're just giving them permission to do it again.

    • @DarDarBinks1986
      @DarDarBinks1986 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. Give the Karens an inch and they'll take a mile.

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They always demand you serve them, even though you're not an employee so maliciously comply and serve them... in court

    • @iononcantomascrivo
      @iononcantomascrivo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Josh_the_jester😂I love this!

  • @stellamccoy5259
    @stellamccoy5259 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    As a female and an Army Vet of 23 years, I didn't know I couldn't serve in the military. Now I am confused.

    • @hardcorenativextreme
      @hardcorenativextreme ปีที่แล้ว

      Obviously Karen thinks it is the 19th century because women have been enlisting since 1914 and have been allowed permanent status since 1948. This is a lady that believes because she is a lady that she doesn't have to lift a finger. Obviously she is not the traditional women lol but how dumb can someone be. I literally would like to know if she has a high school diploma or a GED. Cause that knowledge my niece in 2nd grade knows

    • @markrahm6900
      @markrahm6900 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not only was that woman an entitled idiot, she was stuck in some past era when women weren't allowed to serve in the military, except for nurses and USO girls. I worked nuclear plant security many years ago, and our ladies were more proficient with firearms than some of our vet boys fresh from the Gulf War. I'd rather have any of those gals cover my 6 than some of those yahoos.

    • @GeoEstes
      @GeoEstes 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      So is my female cousin Marine. (And I myself was in the USAF.)

    • @darthcravus
      @darthcravus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Every time the victim of an assault doesn't want the cops involved or don't press charges. I get pissed because how else are those Karens going to learn actions have consequences if you don't make them see the back seat of a cruiser

    • @OptimumTaurus
      @OptimumTaurus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Some people are really really ridiculously stuck in the past. Female soldiers are not strange anymore.

  • @cmsxcb
    @cmsxcb ปีที่แล้ว +150

    When somebody hits you, always, always, always call the cops. Chances are that this isn't the first time they've done it and, unless somebody reports it, it probably won't be the last. The reason YOU got hit is because their previous victim(s) couldn't be bothered to report them. You need to break the cycle and give them the consequences they've dodged before.

  • @gwanael34
    @gwanael34 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Story 5 : ALWAYS PRESS CHARGES ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS.
    Don't let these people get away with it.

    • @jonathanbeshansky4932
      @jonathanbeshansky4932 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He should have pressed charges against her like the OP of story 6 did. I would have done that myself and have the security footage in the store to have as evidence.

    • @CrimsonAngelWinges
      @CrimsonAngelWinges ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep, I really hope that every comment on that post told OP that there partially responsible for the next person she does this to.

    • @The_real_Arovor
      @The_real_Arovor ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That happened in Switzerland (i can tell by op name). She would only have ended up with a fine, and caused needless bureaucracy for nothing. Unless she decided to attack the police, that could have ended with a night in jail and a criminal record.

    • @james68908
      @james68908 ปีที่แล้ว

      OP’s a stupid idiot for not pressing charges on that Karen.

    • @marciaspiegel5280
      @marciaspiegel5280 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very true.

  • @Fion355
    @Fion355 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Story 1: Why even engange in a discussion? Ignore that Karen. Or better: Take her list, go inside and throw it away.

    • @giraffegiraffe8702
      @giraffegiraffe8702 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That had me confused too.
      The op was saying “leave me alone” but then went back to talk to Karen more? Why do that to yourself?

    • @gothgirl4evr414
      @gothgirl4evr414 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's precisely what i would've done. Say "oh certainly ma'am why don't you wait right here and I'll be back in 2 shakes of a lambs tail with your groceries" then proceed to do mine and time how long it takes her to blow a gasket in her brain and come in to find a manager to complain that some random person she have her list to hasn't come back to give her her groceries or if she would still be waiting when i walk out with all my stuff😅

    • @blitzwolfmon8297
      @blitzwolfmon8297 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would of just torn her list up into pieces and handed it back to her.

    • @HarmonyOC
      @HarmonyOC ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly what I thought

    • @HarmonyOC
      @HarmonyOC ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@gothgirl4evr414 or say "hey, there is some random women outside that is harassing me, can you send some security to handle her''

  • @lyllymoreland2800
    @lyllymoreland2800 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Karen: Woman can't serve in the military.
    My deceased great grandma who was a marine: ..........

    • @gothgirl4evr414
      @gothgirl4evr414 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ikr. What century did she think she was living in 😅

    • @DaemonwarriorJulius
      @DaemonwarriorJulius ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Queen Elizabeth II who was a WWII veteran: *rotates in her Grave*

    • @DarDarBinks1986
      @DarDarBinks1986 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How can any woman be so misogynistic? Women have served in the armed forces all over the world since ancient times. The Scythians had women cavalry, for one. In Africa, there were the Dahomey Amazons of Benin. In Viking days, you had Norse shieldmaidens raiding and pillaging as hard as the men and nonbinary Vikings did.

    • @CrochetIsLife54
      @CrochetIsLife54 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      69 year old female veteran here! Women have fought in every one of our wars. (Sometimes disguised as a man…)

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My Father and Mother met when both were in the Airforce. In my military hitches, I knew many women serving.

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue ปีที่แล้ว +75

    #5: how many times do I have to tell you people - _PRESS CHARGES_

    • @NicoBabyman1
      @NicoBabyman1 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?”

    • @raarasunai4896
      @raarasunai4896 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn right. Don’t try to “be the bigger person.” People like that will not learn if they are allowed to skirt the consequences

    • @JadenYukifan28
      @JadenYukifan28 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed, though she realized her mistake when they saw the CCTV Footage and she should have apologized right there for what she did.

    • @gi0nbecell
      @gi0nbecell ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As that story obviously took place somewhere in the DACH region (short for Germany -D , Austria -A and Switzerland - CH), it‘s a bit different. I can summarise the German situation, I assume Austria is quite similar but I don‘t know enough about the Swiss system.
      Firstly, the law itself. Slapping someone is assault, punishable by up to 5 years in prison or a financial penalty. For a mere slap, the latter is very likely, if the matter is not entirely suspended under condition of a fine. In the latter case, the matter will not be recorded in the defendant‘s criminal record, as would be the case of a fine under 30 „daily rates“ (financial penalties in Germany are calculated depending on the defendant‘s income - a daily rate would be the gross income of one day. The verdict is measured in daily rates, the amount differs). In this case, and assuming the woman had no prior convictions, it is likely that she would be punished by an insubstantial penalty (probably in the ballpark of 20 rates). A prison sentence would also be likely way under 2 years, and therefore be suspended under a probationary period of three years. Which is all unlikely for a mere slap.
      Now, assault (as long as it isn‘t one of the specific situations explicitly stated in the criminal code) is a crime that will only be prosecuted if charges are pressed by the victim (or if the prosecutor sees a heightened public interest in prosecution, unlikely here). So, OP would have to press charges, which means physically coming to the police station, file a demand for penalty and give a statement. Lot of drama for a mere slap. Also, police work differently here. In this situation it‘s unlikely that Karen would even be arrested. Police would record her ID and personal information and later summon her (likely by letter) to give a statement (or even just send her a form to give a written statement to fill out and send back). Also, they would secure the evidence for the file. Then the file would go to the prosecutor‘s office, and they decide if they prosecute or suspend (like I described above).
      So, basically, it‘s too much of a hassle for too little outcome to press charges for something so minor.
      Also, I find two things strange about the story. Firstly, a security guard in a grocery store is quite rare in Germany (except this happened during lockdown, when many stores hired security to enforce mask mandates and the maximum number of customers allowed). Secondly, it‘s uncommon that the store manager would give OP a coupon. Coupons are quite rare in Germany in general, and secondly we don‘t consider a store to be responsible for the behaviour of random customers - as long as they don‘t encourage it. I always cringe a bit when stores hand out discounts in those situations to appease the customer so that they will come back. It‘s just another culture, and we believe in personal responsibility. So basically no one would hold a store accountable when a random customer snaps. For those two reasons I tend to call BS, at least on that part of the story. Ah, and CCTV is rather sparse here, and in a normal grocery store I would be surprised when every corner is covered.

    • @The_real_Arovor
      @The_real_Arovor ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rob-Raznot happening in Switzerland where that happened. You can actually get a charge for unnecessary violence.

  • @jamesweekley1087
    @jamesweekley1087 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Last story: "I pressed charges for assault." Exactly how the story should end!

    • @hardcorenativextreme
      @hardcorenativextreme ปีที่แล้ว

      All these stories are the reason for the saying of assumptions

  • @TheRussellStover
    @TheRussellStover ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Always press charges when someone assaults you. ALWAYS.

    • @gothgirl4evr414
      @gothgirl4evr414 ปีที่แล้ว

      That what i say in the comment section every time i hear one of these where the person is attacked. I don't care if you are in hurry or don't want to deal with it ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS press charges it's the only way these crazy bitches will ever learn

    • @recycledapathy7411
      @recycledapathy7411 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yep. Even if they charges don't stick, it'll at least be on record.

    • @DTigarX6264
      @DTigarX6264 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Although, even if charges are pressed there's no guarantee that the person who caused the trouble will even learn from it, as their logic (or no logic in pretty much all cases) tends to go *oh I was in trouble for my actions but i'm going to continue to behave this way because I can despite what the law says* and then wonder why they keep getting in trouble.

    • @Jasonfallen71
      @Jasonfallen71 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, except it’s worse than that because that emboldens the Karen to do that crap again and again and again and again…
      That OP is worse than the Karen.

    • @Jasonfallen71
      @Jasonfallen71 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also, always hit back!! Really hard, once for every time they assault you.

  • @PuppyKatt
    @PuppyKatt ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Story 5: She slapped you not once, but twice. You should have laid criminal charges, because nobody has any reason to abuse anyone.

  • @Enter_the_Toshiverse_1996
    @Enter_the_Toshiverse_1996 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Story 5. Karen's lucky she didn't get punched in the face in retaliation because I know there are some people out there who would do just that if you out of nowhere slapped them in the face after mistaking them for an employee!

    • @blitzwolfmon8297
      @blitzwolfmon8297 ปีที่แล้ว

      This Karen is proof there is stupidity running rampant in every country.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Slap me, get slapped to the floor in return! Followed by an assault charged!

    • @thoughtspeaker8705
      @thoughtspeaker8705 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed. Just the grab would've been enough to get me to freak out and slap her arm away(or try to) because I don't usually like contact unless the person asks me first. There's very few exceptions except maybe my mom with hugs, but even that's a maybe, so a complete stranger GRABBING me would almost definitely lead to me freaking out in some way or another.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would've said, "Take me to dinner and a movie first. I'm reporting you for battery and S.A."

    • @tmntfangirl4700
      @tmntfangirl4700 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If that had been me that that Karen slapped, she’d be on the ground spitting out a tooth or two.

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Valet Story: There are 2 additional possibilities you missed Darkfluff...
    1) As mentioned in the story, he slurred some of his words implying he might have been Drunk and/or High as a kite thus not thinking straight...
    and/or
    2) He might have wanted to get OP in close proximity to his car to kidnap OP...

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Story 6: Some people are unstable. You refuse something and they snap, whether it's verbal assault, physical assault, tantrums not directed at anyone, etc.
    Why does this happen? Because they were spoiled

    • @blitzwolfmon8297
      @blitzwolfmon8297 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Proud of how OP handled that adult toddler.

    • @arjankraaijeveld9587
      @arjankraaijeveld9587 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, because there aren't enough mental hospitals in the US

  • @condar419
    @condar419 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    If some lady hands me a list and says 'go get my groceries', I will agree to do just that and then shred the list the second I'm out of her sight.

    • @arjankraaijeveld9587
      @arjankraaijeveld9587 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wouldn't even bother waiting till I'm out of sight, I'd shred the list and hand her back the pieces...

    • @condar419
      @condar419 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arjankraaijeveld9587 But my way, she stands around waiting and waiting, assuming her shopping is being done lol.

    • @sabrinastratton1991
      @sabrinastratton1991 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@condar419 which is more fun

    • @mjjoe76
      @mjjoe76 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And then when you come out with your own purchases, Karen loses her mind and destroys your purchases. No thanks.

  • @lilithriddle8612
    @lilithriddle8612 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    How dare that Karen disrespect a Marine Veteran! I know she will never see this, but thank you so much for serving OP.

    • @tobyk.4911
      @tobyk.4911 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it began by not recognizing / acknowledging that OP was a Marine Veteran

    • @hardcorenativextreme
      @hardcorenativextreme ปีที่แล้ว

      Karen is probably glad she was born a female because it obviously allowed her to be lazy believing some old bs about women can't a thing and just stuck with it

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Story 3: That was stupid anyway. Like, he was literally asking for his car to be stolen by doing that. I don't know if the car was actually stolen or was still sitting out of sight, but I hope he learned not to pull that s**t again.

    • @ViridianFlow
      @ViridianFlow ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If it was taken by someone it's basically guaranteed that car is just gone now. You can't make an insurance claim on a stolen car if you willingly gave your keys to a stranger and told them to drive it.

    • @andrewforte
      @andrewforte ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, that was stupid. The 15-year-old me would have taken the keys, done a burnout, and then run the car into the parking curb hard enough so that the front jumped it. Then, I would walk away.

    • @technird652
      @technird652 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would find the car, lock the keys in the car, and walk away.

    • @eekwibble
      @eekwibble ปีที่แล้ว

      That guy was drunk.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So, I wonder how much Rite-Aid pays it's valet employees? 😅

  • @LightSage89
    @LightSage89 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Sometimes I worry that I might end up in one of these stories after listening to so many. I double check for store uniform before asking for help, and at the very least I hope that I fall into the "confused but polite" category.

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thus far, I've been lucky. The people asking me for help knew I wasn't an employee, I was just the nearest person tall or strong enough to retrieve what they were after.

    • @ViridianFlow
      @ViridianFlow ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A surefire way to end up getting asked to do work is to be in basically any store in a button up shirt while wearing a lanyard.
      Doesn't matter what button up shirt, or what's on your lanyard, they see a lanyard on someone dressed nicely and therefore you work at every store you ever enter.

    • @foxfireinferno197
      @foxfireinferno197 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I fall into the 'angry but rude' category, myself. I'm too old to deal with that shit.

    • @lynneconklin917
      @lynneconklin917 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I work at the local dollar store, and I often find myself running there for stuff on my days off because who wants to waste 45 - 60 minutes driving for I thing of garbage bags. Everyone knows I work there and asks first if I don't seem to be in uniform, but of course, I'm a nice person so if they truly seem to be in need , I will help. But I do draw the line at certain things, like climbing a ladder to reach stuff, or going in to the back store room, or going behind the counter. Never had an actual entitled customer - grumpy because of weather, the cost of everything, the till being slow, or the card reader not working (We got new ones recently and our area's internet is notoriously iffy) - but never had actual Karen customers.

    • @Stonedsheepu8906
      @Stonedsheepu8906 ปีที่แล้ว

      You won’t unless you screech like a 7 year old undisciplined child and start throwing hands with strangers

  • @Mr_Obvious
    @Mr_Obvious ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love all these r/ stories, but I Don't Work Here Lady are my favorites! It brightens my day when I see one of these posted! The absurdity of them blows my mind!

    • @bettyhall4175
      @bettyhall4175 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think people need to start charging $50 as a convenience fee/I don't work here but am helping you fee and the more hostile and more of a Karen they are, the more money you charge. Emptying the Karens' and Kevins' wallet will teach them real quick

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bettyhall4175 $50 to start with and then double it if they double down.

  • @PrincessSunnyoftheSandWings
    @PrincessSunnyoftheSandWings ปีที่แล้ว +33

    My dad and Great-Grandfather (from my mom’s side) both served in the military (dad enlisted soon as he graduated and my great-grandfather was in WW2.) and my dad has military plates. The woman in story 1 had no reason to be that disrespectful to OP like that

    • @JadenYukifan28
      @JadenYukifan28 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think my brain went numb with this story, just because OP was wearing a Blue Shirt and had Veteran plates on her car does not mean that she works at that store, nor does she have to serve anyone......

    • @stygiandragon3865
      @stygiandragon3865 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If my memory serves, weren't there women in the high ranking lieutenant position?

    • @JadenYukifan28
      @JadenYukifan28 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stygiandragon3865 I'd assume so, I mean they are also in the Air Force as well....

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stygiandragon3865 Women even helped out in the American Revolution. Kazza is a clinical idiot.

    • @hardcorenativextreme
      @hardcorenativextreme ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@stygiandragon3865you think a Karen would know that. Karen only knows their entitlement and nothing else matters.

  • @Doc1855
    @Doc1855 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Story 1,
    I would have taken her grocery list, got my groceries and on the way out I would have snapped my fingers at the Karen and said, “I don’t work here,Karen”, while throwing her grocery list back at her.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'd take her list, go inside and drop it in the nearest trashcan. Do MY shopping and ask the manager to escort me to my car - he can tell the now raging Entitled Karen that I'm not an employee! 😮

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Story 5. She hits someone, then screams at them for resisting. Right. Menace to the public, solitary and Pshrink sessions daily. No, no more grocery trips, no public, no more victims for her. Just alone and reminded what reality is, every damn day!

  • @TheOfficialTarynTots
    @TheOfficialTarynTots ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've never heard of a grocery store veteran before. 😆

  • @gi0nbecell
    @gi0nbecell ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Story 3: I once had a rather similar encounter. Which is strange, as in Germany it is rather unusual to have valet parking at all, even in most fancy hotels (might have something to do with un Germans and our cars - we just don‘t like strangers driving them, even a short distance. Also, we don‘t have parking lots that are blocks away and acres wide). So when that random dude shoved the keys in my hand and hurried away (he wasn‘t listening to my mantra of IDWH and seemed to be in a hurry), I thought about my options. I could take the car, but that would be bad. I could drive the car somewhere and just leave the key - but that would be equally bad. I could drop the keys where I was and leave. Or I could bring them to a cashier in the supermarket in the same building. I looked outside and he was literally parked in 2nd row, on a busy street. That annoyed me. So I opted for a variation of the last idea. I went outside, about 500m along the street and into the conveniently located police station. I gave the officer the key, stating I found it on the sidewalk in front of the supermarket. Ah, and there‘s a car parked in the middle of the street.
    And then I left. Never learned what happened, never cared. But I still think about that when I see a car parked there - it‘s quite common, strangely, despite the police station being right around the corner.

  • @mimzyc9949
    @mimzyc9949 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would like to hear more stories where Karens meet up with other karens. That would be fun.

    • @marflitts
      @marflitts ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Karenception

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The _Bluey_ episode _Granny Mobile_ demonstrates just that with Bluey's cousin Muffin pretending to be a Karen granny and while they were trying to sell a mobility scooter, Muffin and a real Karen granny tried to out-Karen each other with Muffin winning out and the scooter sold for a lot more than it was initially worth.

  • @althealee9375
    @althealee9375 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “You’re wearing an outfit!!”
    I would’ve said “so are you!!!”
    Also I’m adding “tampon stuffer” to my repertoire

  • @Wraice619
    @Wraice619 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ya know, in regards to that first story, after my time working retail, I almost feel like those of us who did that job for years *should* qualify for some kinda special plates. 😆😆

  • @TJDious
    @TJDious ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The OP who didn't press charges can piss off. Always press charges. She could do a lot worse next time.

    • @ryukaze7392
      @ryukaze7392 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes! I was visibly angry when I heard that OP didn't press charges, especially when he was a traffic cop (from how I understood the story anyways). I'm like...seriously OP? You didn't ask for charges to be filed? *shakes head*

    • @MsTemptation
      @MsTemptation ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol, I pretty much said the same thing.
      Why bother telling us about such an experience only to let us know that your a simp for not pressing charges after being physically assaulted.

    • @Dragongamz1
      @Dragongamz1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you are in the situation, especially if you have anxiety, many just want to go home and be left alone after such an experience

    • @tailsofchaos
      @tailsofchaos ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Bjorn Arnesen well that is you, not everybody can fully control anxiety. Especially if it can to a point where it can be life threatening

    • @Dragongamz1
      @Dragongamz1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bjorn Arnesen Oh yes, that's the perfect thing to say to someone with anxiety./s

  • @fdm2155
    @fdm2155 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    How is anyone surprised to find there are live cameras recording in retail stores? LOL

    • @natehill8069
      @natehill8069 ปีที่แล้ว

      My luck, I would get assaulted, the cops would get called, I would point to the cameras, they would be broken and I would get 6-10 for assault because they ALWAYS believe the woman.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karen was out of touch with modern society or a Luddite.

  • @thefamilydogs3213
    @thefamilydogs3213 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m going to be honest if I were that manager I would have bought OP a pack of crayons. 😂😂😂

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl ปีที่แล้ว

      I was about to start throwing shit but then I realized that would actually be really funny because of the term crayon eaters in the military and Marines which equates to some light ribbing😂

  • @thunderflare59
    @thunderflare59 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I'm a black man."
    Uh oh. I already know where this is going.

  • @gregorythomas333
    @gregorythomas333 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Story 2: Always. Press. Charges. Obviously Karen doesn't know how to keep her hands off other people so maybe a bit of jail time will encourage her to stop doing it.
    Story 3: OP was really nice to chuck the keys into the parking lot...I might have aimed for the roof of the building or the storm drain...just saying.
    Story 5: As with Story 2 you should always press charges for Assault & Battery (and Harassment in this case)...if you let them get away with it they will just keep doing it.
    Story 6: Finally...someone that actually pressed charges on one of these rancid khunts! Press full charges...ask the judge for the maximum time in jail that is allowed.

  • @robertfloresjr5952
    @robertfloresjr5952 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The story with the Marine Lady she probably went back with the manager as a backup just in case things went south. That lady could of gotten crazy. Props to OP for serving and looking out for others.

  • @ichaukan
    @ichaukan ปีที่แล้ว +8

    First story: I would say "Okay, I'll get your groceries. That'll be $500. Cash up front."

  • @chrissimmons9743
    @chrissimmons9743 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:59
    I decided to Google check this person and found this...
    "WOMEN OF THE MARINE CORPS. Women Marines became a permanent part of the regular Marine Corps on 12 June 1948 when Congress passed the Women's Armed Services Integration Act (Public Law 625), but they had already proved themselves in two world wars."

  • @KylaFuller
    @KylaFuller ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If a stranger puts their hands on me, I’m pressing charges.

  • @raarasunai4896
    @raarasunai4896 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    4th story: I can do you one better. Imagine someone entitled enough to actually ask, verbatim, “How do we get someone off that flight so I can get on?” Fully booked flight, and she thinks that because she has gold status(the lowest tier frequent flyer status for this airline) that I’m going to forcibly take away someone’s seat for her. And why did she want on this flight? Because she didn’t want to wait 3 more hours for the flight she had actually paid for. The capper, when I told her we DON’T remove someone on the flight, she shouts back “THEN WHAT THE FUCK GOOD IS MY FREQUENT FLYER STATUS?!” 😂

    • @CrochetIsLife54
      @CrochetIsLife54 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some of the worst entitlement comes from people in the “shiny metal” club.

    • @sherifitzgerald6886
      @sherifitzgerald6886 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clueless lives/it's REAL....beware

    • @gorilladisco9108
      @gorilladisco9108 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll just loom on her face and state, "A discount."

  • @benjaminspencer6507
    @benjaminspencer6507 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Story #3. Mom and dad always said, "Don't get in cars with strangers!" Ring a bell? Dude has a new trick up his sleeve!!!

  • @jerichogarry
    @jerichogarry ปีที่แล้ว +35

    First story: The Karen was being sexist to her own gender, that's very messed up in it's own right. Karens need to realize that their logic isn't the same as everyone else's

    • @fdm2155
      @fdm2155 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Karen thinks it's 1823, apparently. Women can't serve in the military. What a complete moron.

    • @JulianaBlewett
      @JulianaBlewett ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Every republican woman does the exact same thing.

    • @rickscott7350
      @rickscott7350 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JulianaBlewett You need to lay off the Drugs. They are causing hallucinations. 99% of the Karens I run into are Card Carrying Ultra Leftist.

    • @TheOfficialTarynTots
      @TheOfficialTarynTots ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Some women (especially younger) can't stand other women out of jealously or just being competitive. I never really considered it to be sexist but it is a common thing.

    • @TheOfficialTarynTots
      @TheOfficialTarynTots ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Rosaletta It was just reasons why some women don't like others. That is what it had to do with the story. Being competitive clearly didn't fit this specific situation but is one of the reasons why some women don't like others.

  • @helenbontje15
    @helenbontje15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why is it all the Karen's who demand people do what they tell them, turn around and call their victims liers when they are told "I don't work here"?!? I swear if one ever does that & hits me I'm going to punch their lights out! You NEVER hit ANYONE! If you do get ready to be hit back!

  • @jamesonweimann4720
    @jamesonweimann4720 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Karen I don’t work here and if you slap me I will press charges

  • @coriweaver4343
    @coriweaver4343 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just don’t get why these people think they can physically assault someone and think it’s ok. The last time I checked slaves weren’t a thing anymore so hitting people that are social workers isn’t allowed. I swear if anyone felt that entitled about 26 years of pure rage will be unleashed and it will not be pretty.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have no idea. In the U.S. wage slavery is rampant and 13A allows prisoners to work slave labour.

  • @davidponseigo8811
    @davidponseigo8811 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Women are some of the toughest military personnel I have ever met.

  • @loganthompson5257
    @loganthompson5257 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Story 1: you know why it was a bag of Skittles? Because marines are affectionately known as crayon eaters, they are used to tasting the rainbow.

    • @shaunbolton4662
      @shaunbolton4662 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't know that- now I totally get it! Thanks!

  • @aluminumfalcon552
    @aluminumfalcon552 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had a close call almost karen encounter today, she was just about to knock on the window of the vehicle I was in just as I pulled away. Whatever it was, she had no business talking to me.

  • @DaemonwarriorJulius
    @DaemonwarriorJulius ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That tow Karen, I'd have said "My apologies, I'll make the call right now." Then I'd have stepped away and dialed 911. After the call I'd have returned and told them "please wait here, someone will be with you in a minute, I'll have to go fetch the necessary paperwork."

  • @craigs1266
    @craigs1266 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you 🙂

  • @edspace2402
    @edspace2402 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I don't work here, tampon stuffer..."
    Gold response, pure genius on OP's part!
    I'm still smiling...

  • @TheDarkLink7
    @TheDarkLink7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Stories that start off "I'm a black man....." always has my neck tense up as a white man knowing shit is about to get crazy for the person.

    • @MsTemptation
      @MsTemptation ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The disclaimer actually annoyed me because he automatically assumed that him being black was the reason.
      Seriously how in the heck would a customer expect valet service at a bloody Rite Aid.
      Especially since he parked his own damn car before walking in.
      Some stories just sound fake and this is one of them.

    • @thegamersconclave8709
      @thegamersconclave8709 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hear you, I hate how old boomers and entitled white people act towards minorities. It gives us all a bad name.

    • @Galaxy1001D
      @Galaxy1001D ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MsTemptation Amazingly, race never came into it. The way I read the story, some drunk old perv tried to get a 15-year-old into his car. The cops didn't hassle the OP, the N word never showed up. The way the story was told, race didn't seem to matter at all.

    • @DarDarBinks1986
      @DarDarBinks1986 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MsTemptation The Aid of Rite has NEVER done valet service AFAIK. The staff aren't paid enough to do that shit. It's a drugstore, not a hotel.

    • @foxfireinferno197
      @foxfireinferno197 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MsTemptation Because he's a racist. The only thing he didn't do was call the OP 'boy'.

  • @bettyhall4175
    @bettyhall4175 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    With story 1: Thanks for serving for our country ma'am, and if it was me with that Karen, I would have done the shopping, but added a "convenience fee" of $50 for even demanding me shop for her

    • @sarumano884
      @sarumano884 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus, no! Just take her list, say "Wait right here, ma'am" and walk off with it. Drop it in the nearest recycle bin. Do your own shopping and leave.
      If you're feeling generous, find a uniformed floor manager, explain abut the crazy lady, hand the list over, and do your own shopping.

    • @foxfireinferno197
      @foxfireinferno197 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pfft. Screw that, just tear it up right in front of her.

    • @ericsanders9847
      @ericsanders9847 ปีที่แล้ว

      @foxfireinferno like confetti

  • @thegamersconclave8709
    @thegamersconclave8709 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Second point. IDGAF what gender, age, or class you're apart of; if you put your hands on me, im going to put my hands on you.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep, they get backhanded to the floor. 🤨

  • @mangagod
    @mangagod ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First story: “do you only employ idiots?”, “why, Do you need a job?”

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: "You are proof they have stupid cutomers."

  • @wolphin732
    @wolphin732 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The last one is perfect... she assaulted... and charges pressed.

  • @DarDarBinks1986
    @DarDarBinks1986 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If a Karen, Kevin, or other entitled person in between were to lay hands on me like the ones in these stories, they'd feel the outcome of a thousand battles. And if I have to call the cops, I'll damn well press charges against them. No way am I going to help a Karen who somehow mistakes me for an employee at a store I don't work at. Give them an inch and they think they're a ruler.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most rulers only go as far as 12 inches.

  • @iPharaoh54
    @iPharaoh54 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:47 oh i would have been petty AF. Id have taken his keys. Gone to his car, opened the door. Put the keys in the seat and locked the doors and close it up and walk away

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That would be sweet karma! 😅

  • @aluminumfalcon552
    @aluminumfalcon552 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Story 3: that was the textbook response to that situation and what I 100% expected.
    Not a valet, chuck the keys.

    • @johnrussell5592
      @johnrussell5592 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only thing I would have done differently was find the dumpster before chucking the keys.

    • @ericsanders9847
      @ericsanders9847 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would have thrown the keys into the near by storm drain

  • @SharkLaserz
    @SharkLaserz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Folks really need to lean the power of “No.” followed by walking away. Worst they can do is go get a manager on their own who will set them straight on your behalf.

  • @curtisberard7831
    @curtisberard7831 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Karen grabs my arm*
    Me:"Either you remove your hand from *my* arm or I remove your hand from *your* arm."

  • @LilFireFox
    @LilFireFox ปีที่แล้ว

    20:28 As a retail worker for over 6 years. Thank you OP. Just reading that makes me feel validated.

  • @jormugand5578
    @jormugand5578 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Story 2: I wonder if the store manager told a cop to grab a pallet from the back and start stocking shelves and his partner to grab a mop and bucket to clean a mess in aisle X. After all they have badges so they work there too.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grabbing me may well result in my backhanding her. Self defense. 🤨

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lancerevell5979 Same with me, but I would throw a right hook.

  • @Zentron
    @Zentron ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Had two 'I don't work here' encounters moments apart at a car care centre (Halfords) two days ago on Wednesday, thankfully they were brief and just embarrass-funny for both sides, and to be fair, I was dressed similarly to the staff, at least from a distance... staff = black shirt, smart black trousers, black shoes and name tag.. I = black short-sleeve shirt, black un-cuffed jogging trousers, black trainers/sneakers, no name tag... in the poorly lit store, it's not hard to understand why the two mistook me for a member of staff.

  • @jaypritchett6846
    @jaypritchett6846 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *My little sister is in the USAF and my female cousin was is in the Navy!*
    My family goes all the way back to my great-grandpa serving in the Army-Air, both my grandpas and my dad in the USAF, and now my little sister and her husband are active members of the USAF as well. (My hubby’s younger brother is in the USAF as well.)

  • @nattanstriker
    @nattanstriker ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 2: "Sir! Please stash the badge or go clock in. We camt have costumers walk around dressed as our workers." 😂
    Seriously though... that takes some real dillusions to not think she needs to read the badge and see if she is right

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว

      Making an assumption that Karens are literate.

  • @damiancrowley569
    @damiancrowley569 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I only ever had this happen once. It was my fault, I was wearing black slacks and a red (the exact shade of red) t-shirt in target, and I politely told the woman I don't work there. She was elderly and apologized, mentioned my shirt to which I told her was poor planning on my part lol but helped her regardless because she was so sweet. I proceed to eat half a bottle of Benadryl and sit, stoned off my ass in the outdoors section on a display patio set so still that someone right I was a mannequin lol
    Edit: this was 16 years ago when everyone in my area was experimenting with shit like that, especially triple C's at the beginning/middle of the opioid pandemic
    Edit 2: in Florida

  • @bazzer124
    @bazzer124 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kudos for OP's exactly-what-I-would-do to that eejit who thought he was a Rite-Aid "valet." Only difference, I would have chucked 'em on the roof of the store. Cheers....

  • @Kaiju_Queen94
    @Kaiju_Queen94 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Story 5: My sympathy for OP instantly faded when they said they didn't want the police involved when they were just freaking assaulted! Seriously what a moron for letting that Karen get away with that crap SMH. 🤦‍♀️

    • @The_real_Arovor
      @The_real_Arovor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That happened in Switzerland, we don’t call the police over stuff like this normally. No need to escalate things further than necessary.
      Switzerland is in the top 5 of the most secure countries.
      We don’t feel the need to ruin someone’s life over just a slap in the face. If that happend to me I wouldn’t have wanted the police either. Because this would have costed everyone involved 1-2h because our police take statements from everyone together with personal information etc. just in case this ends in front of a judge, which in this case is highly unlikely, since noone was injured.
      In case of an injury I can assure you the cops would have been called. Not in this case though, since the only thing that was hurt were maybe OP‘s feelings.

  • @slc1161
    @slc1161 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had a lady refuse to move her huge luxury vehicle from the only handicapped spot. She used some colorful language. So I called the police and she got a huge ticket and was forced to move her car.

  • @nightdweller6446
    @nightdweller6446 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    S1. That woman is several sandwiches short of a picnic. Theres definitely kangaroos loose in her top paddock
    Everyone reading the teaffic controller story ALWAYS PRESS CHARGES

  • @stoopingfalcon891
    @stoopingfalcon891 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Snap your fingers at me, get your fingers snapped. Sorted.

  • @larrywest42
    @larrywest42 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 5, the woman who slapped someone in the grocery store: if you don't have time to pursue charges, perhaps try: "Well, if she will get down on her knees and politely ask for my forgiveness, we can skip calling the police."

  • @maritasue5067
    @maritasue5067 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    National Park Karen didn’t surprise me at all. Members of my family were at a Yellowstone ranger station when an angry guy came in demanding to know where “the rides” were. He wasn’t talking about tour buses; he was talking about amusement park rides. What were his children supposed to do in this “supposed park that he spent money to get in” if there were no rides?

    • @johnopalko5223
      @johnopalko5223 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guy needs a good whack upside the head with the clue-by-four.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว

      What kind of imbecile thinks a national park is a theme park?

  • @computernerd1101
    @computernerd1101 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Getting fired means you transition from working there to not working there. If Karen cannot comprehend OP already not working there, then why is she aiming for an end result beyond her comprehension?
    Of course, we all know the answer: power tripping. She needs to be the reason OP doesn't work there so she has power over OP. Karen refuses to admit that she's powerless if OP already doesn't work there. It's kind of ironic that the first story's Karen thinks that women can't serve in the military, yet she's trying to power trip over a female veteran.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Having a Y-chromosome, I don't understand why women can be misogynistic.

  • @insanebutterfly3439
    @insanebutterfly3439 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yay thank you for the video

  • @ViridianFlow
    @ViridianFlow ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If someone gives you their keys and asks you to drive their car, wouldn't basically any insurance company state that car was not stolen? If someone did find the keys and take the car too bad so sad, you've lost your car because you willingly gave it away according to insurance.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd find the closest sewer drain. Plunk!

  • @onepieceisking5493
    @onepieceisking5493 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 4, no ranger would do what they demanded and if they kept persisting they would get trespassed and kicked out. What they were demanding was illegal and would not happen. Talk about entitled to demand several cars to be towed from parking spots so they can park.

  • @blucy10
    @blucy10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Question: Who was driving the car in circles if both EL and EH were harassing OP?

    • @suzannepottsshorts
      @suzannepottsshorts ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably illegally parked

    • @aqacefan
      @aqacefan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EH probably double parked somewhere, making their car the one that needs towing 😏

  • @PhantomQueenOne
    @PhantomQueenOne ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I refuse to answer to someone snapping their fingers at me, I'm not a dog.

    • @666toysoldier
      @666toysoldier ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Snap those at me again, and I will break them."

  • @GeorgieB1965
    @GeorgieB1965 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story #1: Ow! Ow! Ow! My stomach churns from the Karen logic about veterans.

  • @The8thblock
    @The8thblock ปีที่แล้ว

    3:42 manager missed the perfect opportunity to give the marine a box of crayons.

  • @jlessien3826
    @jlessien3826 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:51 "buuuuuuut wooooomeeeen can't seervvvvveeeee!!!' Imagine Karen saying this with an nauseal voice.

  • @Virgo.goddess
    @Virgo.goddess ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 1: the second encounter was necessary for 2 reasons #1 she was expecting groceries that means she was going to wait & harass this lady upon her exit with any groceries she had claiming them as hers. #2 store managers sometimes have a short attention span, I'd have followed them out to make sure that they talked to the right person, saw that yes this person is expecting this thing of me I didn't consent to, & witness the conversation in case a police report needed to be made because it very well could have escalated.

  • @Weird_Stealth
    @Weird_Stealth ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Karen logic: I can never ever ever ever ever be wrong, reality must change so I'm always right.

  • @EarthboundMisfit1274
    @EarthboundMisfit1274 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Valet service at Rite-Aid? In Beverly Hills maybe.

  • @Trek001
    @Trek001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Skittles to a USMC vet...?
    Yeah, that sounds legit

    • @MsTemptation
      @MsTemptation ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess he wanted her to taste the rainbow.

    • @mxg75
      @mxg75 ปีที่แล้ว

      More edible than crayons, but still the familiar colors.

  • @willowtabby4926
    @willowtabby4926 ปีที่แล้ว

    Story 1: my guess would be that OP accompanied the manager back out to Karen in case Karen decided to escalate her behaviour. Being a veteran, OP very likely would've had the skills to be able to subdue Karen until cops arrived if she got violent

  • @myplaylist7007
    @myplaylist7007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If a lady came up to me and slapped me like the lady in story 5, i would be calling someone to throw her in jail for 24 hours for assault.

    • @The_real_Arovor
      @The_real_Arovor ปีที่แล้ว

      Not happening where this happened. She would have had to pay a fine and maybe gotten an entry to her criminal record. Not worth calling the police over, especially since this probably would have cost everyone involved 1-2h because the police are taking reports and personal information from everyone involved.

  • @robingibson6561
    @robingibson6561 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Has a Karen ever really gotten ANYBODY actually fired? What is with them that they always feel all they have to do is demand someone be fired and that's that, that poor person has lost their job. They are so exhausting, smh.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would have taken it literally. If Karen wants my job, she can work in my stead.

  • @JadenYukifan28
    @JadenYukifan28 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 6: Actually, that Semi-Sphere is on the Ceiling, not roof.... *giggles*

  • @melanielawler3344
    @melanielawler3344 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rite-Aid valet.....😂 The guy was lucky his car isn't parted out and up on blocks.

  • @mamm7223
    @mamm7223 ปีที่แล้ว

    IDWHL is my favorite! That poor little boy who has a crazy Karen for a mother....all he wanted was a Nintendo game.

  • @foxfireinferno197
    @foxfireinferno197 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "How rude are you?" "Let me give you a demonstration ..."

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว

      Starting with two birds, a raspberry and and letting fly with some colourful words.

  • @dorothylloyd1804
    @dorothylloyd1804 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Fluff. Have a good night

  • @nyperold7530
    @nyperold7530 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    S6: A retail worker would likely have done it, assuming that's in their job description, and there wouldn't have been THAT problem. (Other problems, maybe.)
    Really, I can see not ever having been clued in as to the identity of the half-spheres in the ceiling. They don't look like anything you might have known as a camera.

  • @peterhobson3262
    @peterhobson3262 ปีที่แล้ว

    I served in the US Navy from the 1960s to the 1980s. During that time I worked with many women sailors. At one time, when I was a PO1, I had a female PO2 working for me. Years later we work together again, only this time I was a Senior Chief and she had been commissioned as an officer, so I worked for her. That wasn't a problem since we liked each other personally and respected each other professionally.

  • @guardian1982
    @guardian1982 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 5: A litte info for Fluff from a German "fan": This Story happend in Germany when i heard it correctly? Here in Germany they would not arrest the woman right from the spot i think. More likely she would get "written up" and she would have go to court to pay a fine and/or work community service. German Police is not that quick to arrest people. 🙂
    Have a nice day to all of you! :-)

  • @arttay1090
    @arttay1090 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    #1 From the start I was in "this didnt happen" territory, but the moment the person said they went back out, it was 100% confirmed.

  • @thomasconnors4338
    @thomasconnors4338 ปีที่แล้ว

    Story 1. Whole new meaning to “thank you for your service”

  • @LL-rb8wd
    @LL-rb8wd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 1 - why ask her to leave you alone, only to get a manager and return to again ask her to leave you alone...?

  • @amberyoung4425
    @amberyoung4425 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Story 1- I'm an Army veteran and😮 I'm a woman! Some people....

  • @fishandjam5383
    @fishandjam5383 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder if Karen's son in the 2nd story wore any badges when it got to his birthday? I hope not, because by his mother's 'logic,' he would work for Best Buy on that day if he did! 😂😂

  • @roberthuron9160
    @roberthuron9160 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ignorance and arrogance= supremely bad combination! Karen's seemingly never learn! Thank you 😇!