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  • @chrismanuel9768
    @chrismanuel9768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18920

    The man that saved College Humor and kept an employed staff using his own money just drank literal human piss on camera because one of his own employees told him to, and the most shocking thing that happened this episode was Katie laughing three times

    • @matthiasbayer3582
      @matthiasbayer3582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +772

      Dude it weren't urine, i doubt he would willingly take a sib if it were in the end xD

    • @jsnrvst
      @jsnrvst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

      @@matthiasbayer3582 it was urine. He took a sip because he's committed to the bit.
      (So I was wrong. I know it now. It wasn't urine.)

    • @DogeKingChris
      @DogeKingChris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +797

      It was more than likely just apple juice

    • @sensudubs4421
      @sensudubs4421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      What the heck did I miss? Where did this happen?

    • @rebekahnunes8480
      @rebekahnunes8480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      I just came to the comments to find out how ch is still uploading when they were supposedly going out of business a while ago but now I just have more questions 😅

  • @idrisabdullah3492
    @idrisabdullah3492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6479

    Legend has it that Trapp is still riding the high from that “you’re gonna need a bigger board” joke

    • @cori742
      @cori742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      dude, i would be riding that for the rest of my LIFE lmao i can't say i blame him at all

    • @murmol444
      @murmol444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      could you please explain it

    • @idrisabdullah3492
      @idrisabdullah3492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@murmol444 it’s just a Jaws reference. One of the characters says “We’re gonna need a bigger boat”

    • @murmol444
      @murmol444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@idrisabdullah3492 thanks

    • @Duke_Exeter
      @Duke_Exeter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@murmol444 In Jaws, after seeing the shark the first time, one of the characters says "You're gonna need a bigger boat." Erika avoided setting up that same line in response to her plan by using an aircraft carrier rather than the little fishing boat in the movie; yet, as she runs out of room drawing the larger ship Trapp gives a similar line anyway.

  • @BetoFan1998
    @BetoFan1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12387

    Katie struggled not to laugh this round. Grant wins for writing this sketch

    • @JustinGrays
      @JustinGrays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      This is a fucking first!

    • @acespot1
      @acespot1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      I can't remember EVER seeing Katie laugh, or even break her deadpan face!

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It has happened at least once before on this show

    • @Feelthefelt
      @Feelthefelt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Of COURSE it was a Grant script. The Amanda The Huggankiss 1994 Simpsons reference is Jack Kemp levels of Grant.

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      She's been struggling the season. The pandemic effects us in many different ways

  • @wakeangel2001
    @wakeangel2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4967

    Trapp managed to pull of a perfect zinger with that "bigger board" line, it could not have been written better

    • @NickHoad
      @NickHoad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      He looked like one of the muppets afterwards

    • @ericlipton7640
      @ericlipton7640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Oh he was so proud of himself too!!

    • @JMSginoclave
      @JMSginoclave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I missed the beat on that one, what's the wordplay?

    • @wesleypeck8265
      @wesleypeck8265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      @@JMSginoclave In Jaws, there's a very famous line "we're gonna need a bigger boat." Hence, Trapp's "you're gonna need a bigger board" was a beautifully timed homage

    • @JMSginoclave
      @JMSginoclave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@wesleypeck8265 Ty!

  • @yosefzanerva806
    @yosefzanerva806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5545

    Wow! Katie gets not one, not two, but *three* strikes in a single episode. I thought the day would never come. I was actually rooting for Sam here. I thoughtfor a moment that he was going to beat her.

    • @rishabhpb
      @rishabhpb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      there was even a 4th that they didn't count

    • @davidvondoom2853
      @davidvondoom2853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@rishabhpb yup! I caught that too, at 3:00. I guess they are not used to her laughing, so weren't paying attention.

    • @pietr7584
      @pietr7584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      She's gotta be high right?

    • @Ezoogie
      @Ezoogie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And she had another one uncounted when she was mimicking the fingering

    • @whiteelephantproductions8104
      @whiteelephantproductions8104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fucking thought the same

  • @nira09i
    @nira09i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4480

    I can't believe it. No, I refuse to believe it. I'm convinced that katie laughed on purpose, because the team was like "you gotta convince people you're not a sociopath"

    • @Blacksheepfilmstar
      @Blacksheepfilmstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      I think she was tricked into smoking some jazz cabbage and couldn't hold it in.

    • @Daniel-by7cv
      @Daniel-by7cv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      could have been a surprise take and she didnt have chance to seal her mind :P

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why do y’all need to fake lore on people

    • @eater_of_garbage_
      @eater_of_garbage_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      sociopathy is actually the more unhinged pathos compared to the more calculating psychopathy

    • @DieEineMieze
      @DieEineMieze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Blacksheepfilmstar you mean the devil's lettuce?

  • @PinataFreaks
    @PinataFreaks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2749

    "You're gonna need a bigger board" was probably Trapp's proudest moment in comedy.

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I thought it was killing Pat Cassels

    • @kelm102
      @kelm102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sam was doing amazing the whole time until that moment.

    • @dhayes5143
      @dhayes5143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@romxxii *Allegedly*

    • @MIKIBURGOS
      @MIKIBURGOS ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get why it's that funny, maybe because I'm not english native, could you explain? :)

    • @PinataFreaks
      @PinataFreaks ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@MIKIBURGOS It's a reference to the movie Jaws. Upon seeing how big the shark in the movie is, one of the characters says "We're gonna need a bigger boat".

  • @wyrmfeast
    @wyrmfeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10562

    "I don't have fingernails cause I actually know how to finger a woman." Erika Ishii ladies and gentlemen (smattering of applause)

    • @KayleighMorganMusic
      @KayleighMorganMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      Fucking perfect moment

    • @vmrenadi
      @vmrenadi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +632

      I was going crazy with how bad Katie's demonstration was, so this really got me rolling.

    • @kevincleary6073
      @kevincleary6073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      "especially the ladies"

    • @neothepenguin1257
      @neothepenguin1257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      They’re so fucking funny

    • @the-jeanyus
      @the-jeanyus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That was savage. 😂

  • @MrTroubleHimself
    @MrTroubleHimself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2552

    I feel like whoever can make Katie laugh deserves a salary bonus that month

    • @mr.moviemafia
      @mr.moviemafia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That honor would go to Grant O’Brian

    • @matthewsmith6057
      @matthewsmith6057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@mr.moviemafia She made herself laugh once and Mike made her laugh once. The only thing that Grant wrote that made her laugh was actually a typo.

    • @kahwa_c
      @kahwa_c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@matthewsmith6057 grant wrote this sketch is what they mean

    • @QuidamByMoonlight
      @QuidamByMoonlight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, it seems like it take a LOT to make her break! Meanwhile, Amy is her complete opposite. Always a riot watching her leave a 10 minute sketch with -50+!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    The best part of "you're gonna need a bigger board" was Trapp looking around like a dog at a tennis match.

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He looks so proud

    • @TheGardiner
      @TheGardiner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That’s some great imagery

    • @jonothanthrace1530
      @jonothanthrace1530 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That moment needs to be made into a transparent background animation for meme purposes.

  • @Demmrir
    @Demmrir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +957

    Trapp was so fucking proud of that Jaws joke. And he was right to be.

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Killed it like Pat Cassels.

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@romxxii ALLEGEDLY.

    • @supreme_king_obama1158
      @supreme_king_obama1158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GZilla311 I love this cat and mouse game of you two trying to make trap ALLEGEDLY killed trapp jokes.

    • @micp4130
      @micp4130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was fucking golden. I'm not entirely sure how you would go about framing a videoclip, but if it was me I'd totally frame that moment and hang it on my wall for a year.

  • @TheFrygar
    @TheFrygar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2152

    Erika confusing "Thick New England Accent" with "Stereotypical European Pirate Accent" is absolutely the best thing about this sketch.

    • @leopoldbloom4296
      @leopoldbloom4296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      particularly when you learn that no pirate ever spoke like that

    • @d.sm.4146
      @d.sm.4146 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry, you must not have read the thumbnail

    • @TheFrygar
      @TheFrygar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@d.sm.4146 wat?

    • @talitek
      @talitek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@leopoldbloom4296 a lot of historical pirates came from the West Country, since the UK's major port during the golden age of piracy was Bristol. Where some people really did/do talk vaguely like that.

    • @leopoldbloom4296
      @leopoldbloom4296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Places like Bristol and Cornwall were indeed where a lot of pirates came from, that much is true. But the sole reason people talk like they talk when they "talk like a pirate" is because of Robert Newton's caricaturesque take on an already dubious remembrance of that accent.

  • @trueaidooo
    @trueaidooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2184

    It turns out the secret to getting Katie to laugh is just having her come in very tired

    • @etcee
      @etcee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Yeah she really doesn't seem like she's in great shape here.

    • @Chazbc
      @Chazbc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yeah... "tired"

    • @rav3style
      @rav3style 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She looks a bit under the weather

    • @malcolmrowe9003
      @malcolmrowe9003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For whatever reason, she doesn't look well.

    • @havesomefaitharthur9020
      @havesomefaitharthur9020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Be nice, she has lupus

  • @stuartdownes7312
    @stuartdownes7312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    I can picture Grant giggling to himself as he typed the script.

  • @RandomGuy12562
    @RandomGuy12562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5064

    I find it hilarious that Sam actually drank some urine, but everyone is SHOCKED that Katie giggled thrice.

    • @crusatyr1452
      @crusatyr1452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      But then he went back for seconds at the end

    • @hairsquig8079
      @hairsquig8079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Was it real though? That’s the question.

    • @victoriancuddler
      @victoriancuddler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      hey @RandomGuy I have a question since you're a youtube member if you could kindly answer please.
      can you confirm that you get all of their DropOut content if you become a member? Or is it only of a few shows? And is Game Changer included?
      I would like to watch their new shows (Dirty Laundry and Make Some Noise) when they launch but I don't have the money necessary for a Dropout subscription, however I can swing a TH-cam one.

    • @RandomGuy12562
      @RandomGuy12562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@victoriancuddler hey, I do get access to all the shows (game changer included) They're just really hard to find in TH-cam. They've made playlists for everything so that helps, but still dropouts ui is much much better.

    • @jsnrvst
      @jsnrvst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@hairsquig8079 There's no reason to believe it was fake.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3178

    Oh my God, Katie actually broke in this one. That might be a first for this show.

    • @JustinGrays
      @JustinGrays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's amazing! This is wild!

    • @AnEphemeralCollation
      @AnEphemeralCollation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      At least once before a long time ago but holy shit, right?

    • @mranderson9553
      @mranderson9553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      she broke a lot in the beginning right

    • @observantalien
      @observantalien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      she broke on 2 other episodes but never this many times

    • @Wretchrot
      @Wretchrot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Nah guys she broke in like more than 5 episodes (maybe not all of them are on youtube). I think her maximum is three times in a couple of episodes. I'll soon make a compilation 😂

  • @InuYashaboy707
    @InuYashaboy707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    The way Trapp looked around like a Muppet after telling that "bigger board" joke is so funny

  • @johnyesjustjohn
    @johnyesjustjohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Erika always struck me as someone who could scare people - something about her haircut and her eyes and occasionally her sword - but seeing her quail at Katie’s EXCUSE ME makes me realize I should’ve been scared of Katie the whole time.

  • @jaysahunter256
    @jaysahunter256 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I love that Katie got so offended at the implication that she couldn't please a woman but the two men were completely fine with it

    • @irreleverent
      @irreleverent ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Katie was the one forced to pantomime fingering earlier in the episode. And Erika was giving her an "Oh honey, no," face the whole time, because it was clear she had no idea what she was doing.
      Sam and Trapp weren't the ones being put on blast there.

    • @deworde
      @deworde ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Sam and Trapp have both been married for years, so they're like "No complaints so far, but I'll take tips. Not from Katie though, that looked like a form of torture"

  • @CognizantPsyche
    @CognizantPsyche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Man... this is the most I've ever seen Katie struggle and break.

  • @teaformoo6932
    @teaformoo6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I thought that the fingernails line was gonna be the best off the cuff remark, but wow- Trapp's board joke was spectacular. Bravo sir

  • @CthulhuOnCam
    @CthulhuOnCam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1480

    I live in constant fear that one day Erika will steal my wife.

    • @neodav00001
      @neodav00001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      And yet, if it ever actually happened, your only reasonable reaction would be "Yeah, okay, that's fair."

    • @CthulhuOnCam
      @CthulhuOnCam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@neodav00001 Wouldn't be able to blame her in the slightest

    • @ross9944
      @ross9944 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, she actually knows how to finger a woman.

    • @csansby1
      @csansby1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Same, and I'm not even married

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @CthulhuOnCam no one can blame her........ she could get literally any woman and every man would just had to sit there and accept the outcome

  • @BigChungus-gz9vw
    @BigChungus-gz9vw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

    This was funnier than it had any reason to be. Great humor.

    • @Draknalor186
      @Draknalor186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The ones that Grant wrote are always the best

    • @Racc_Oon
      @Racc_Oon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      College Humor

  • @cheffy3651
    @cheffy3651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    Sam drinking the urine is Grant getting full payback for the Game Changer where he drank toilet water. Gargle and all

    • @jamietodd2560
      @jamietodd2560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why oh why did Grant drink from the bowl?! Drink from the cistern, it's clean tap water!

    • @theOneTrueCactus
      @theOneTrueCactus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Watching Total Forgiveness was a serious rollercoaster. I'm glad Grant and Ally made up at the end, things looked pretty tense for a bit.

    • @obediahpolkinghorniii564
      @obediahpolkinghorniii564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamietodd2560 He was trying to go viral.

    • @PeanutsAssorted
      @PeanutsAssorted ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jamietodd2560 He drank from the bowl because that's where he had to drink from to get the points!

    • @Jennkath
      @Jennkath 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I also like the underappreciated bit of Trapp’s name calling him old as revenge for the “Grant has a Mouthful of Water” episode

  • @jmlkinc
    @jmlkinc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Trapp deserved at least one strike during the finger miming. Criminal that he got away with that.

  • @Jmcinally94
    @Jmcinally94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    People are giving Grant credit for Katie breaking, but really:
    1. Laughed when she told Trapp to make up a date story
    2. Laughed when Trapp pointed out how it was weird he wouldn't be in the car with her in her date story
    3. Laughed when she couldn't read the teleprompter because it was missing the word "to".
    Maybe you can give him credit for the third one, but it feels like more of an accident. He did facilitate the date discussions though.

    • @itisyerdad
      @itisyerdad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Katie herself is who deserves credit for her breaking. She literally cracked herself up.

    • @labelle6683
      @labelle6683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The way she said to make up a story about Trapps worst date makes me think she was his worse date.

    • @ADavidJohnson
      @ADavidJohnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought there were a few more laughs she could have been given.

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    trapp looking around at everyone after his joke was hilarious

  • @Sonen10
    @Sonen10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Honestly, the final frame of Sam, mouth wide open, taking another swig of yellow waste is the most ridiculous final frame I've ever seen in any media. And I love it.

  • @cubbance
    @cubbance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Trapp being so pleased with himself over the "bigger board" joke is my new favorite thing.

  • @frankunodostres473
    @frankunodostres473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    those improvisation moments are very hard, katie is a genius

  • @Sandreline
    @Sandreline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    I knew Erika was going to make a bisexual fingernails joke the moment I saw the chalkboard. 😂

    • @jordanfelt5978
      @jordanfelt5978 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah not like that joke was the title of the video or anything.

    • @ViviBuchlaw
      @ViviBuchlaw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jordanfelt5978but it didnt say who it's from 😂

  • @kevinpace6121
    @kevinpace6121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    3 breaks for Katie? Wow, marriage has really softened her. So happy for them.

  • @DXDragon38
    @DXDragon38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    9:56 Sam's drinking MORE!?

    • @OscarGomez-hg8cb
      @OscarGomez-hg8cb หลายเดือนก่อน

      The man commits to the bit!

    • @Uhhhi-ih8bb
      @Uhhhi-ih8bb หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey, sterilised urine isn't as bad as you think!

  • @NickyG-NZ
    @NickyG-NZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    There are so many great moments in this episode but my favorite has to be Trapp looking around so smug and proud after his Jaws reference

  • @romxxii
    @romxxii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Trapp just killing Erika with that Jaws reference like her name was Pat Cassels.

    • @ktoliman
      @ktoliman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Allegedly

  • @EF-kk3vh
    @EF-kk3vh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    um, actually,,,,,,,, Katie laughed at 3:00 while saying "behind the wheel." you can't fool me into thinking you're a robot Katie! You're a real boy!!!!

  • @mfsmarineop693
    @mfsmarineop693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Sam being the boss means breaking doesn’t count most of the time.

    • @Antifrost
      @Antifrost 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They made him drink piss so it's not all perks :v

    • @Chrysalis208
      @Chrysalis208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I noticed that too! He should have gotten atleast 2 more strikes

    • @divitu
      @divitu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Chrysalis208 4 IMO

    • @cigimon4
      @cigimon4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Trapp always get like 5 free passes too

    • @MaxflaxBeeblebrax
      @MaxflaxBeeblebrax 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only the biggest of bosses drinks the urine.

  • @templar19
    @templar19 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how it was the thought of Sam as an outdoor survivalist that pushed Erika over the edge.

  • @mconnaghan
    @mconnaghan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Congrats to Katie, who has finally reached that point in her career where she realizes she can phone it in and still crush it. Retirement is just a few short decades away. You got this!

  • @EvolutionMeister
    @EvolutionMeister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Grant absolutely killing it with these scripts

  • @ChadMourning
    @ChadMourning 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Expected her to sing Wellerman and went with Rolling Down to Old Maui. As a shanty fan, was very pleased.

    • @johnnychopsocky
      @johnnychopsocky หลายเดือนก่อน

      I myself was hoping for Derby Ram

  • @williamwyant
    @williamwyant ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Just wanna point out that Katie’s giggle at 3:00 did not get counted

  • @jeremybrown2186
    @jeremybrown2186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Trapp totally laughed at the fingering motions and it didn't get counted

  • @TheOriginalMrAbsurd
    @TheOriginalMrAbsurd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Holy crap Katie is human. Haven't seen her laugh in like 2 years of these.

  • @TheRealSevYT
    @TheRealSevYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What I was _really_ hoping Erika's sea shanty would've been:
    *The Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever!*

  • @blanco__bass
    @blanco__bass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    you can actually watch Trap´s mind mechanism working live to deliver that pun

  • @berrybaptiste8783
    @berrybaptiste8783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love that we're all rooting for Katie to break but at what cost Holy shiiiii

  • @IMatchoNation
    @IMatchoNation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Katie moaning "oh baby" when the urine came out awakened something in me.

    • @Sheamu5
      @Sheamu5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hahahah

    • @RettMikhal
      @RettMikhal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I hope this doesn't awaken anything inside me.

    • @tappy8741
      @tappy8741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dalmatian fetish?

    • @mediumsizeddeal
      @mediumsizeddeal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Facts

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      put it back to sleep

  • @rusipotam
    @rusipotam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    For some reason I feel like Sam sounds just like Brennan when he's trying to read while playing a role

  • @DramaGuyCJM
    @DramaGuyCJM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Katie's insulted reaction is gold

  • @RJ_Ehlert
    @RJ_Ehlert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Well, I guess Katie has now laughed 3 times in her life.

  • @Levyathyn
    @Levyathyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I was NOT expecting Old Maui, which is not only the shanty I would have picked there, but my favorite sea shanty. Erika continues to be based.

  • @ameyab930
    @ameyab930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Sam giving survival tips in a suit made me laugh beyond what I had planned for

  • @Sound_Tech
    @Sound_Tech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Lmao, Sam coming on to contest Katie's legendary track record

  • @gengar2219
    @gengar2219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    please tell me that was just warmed-up apple juice if not sam deserves a large check from bear grills for even bringing that bit of info into pop culture and then deserves a large group hug

  • @lizbethkyo5101
    @lizbethkyo5101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the funniest part was seeing katie go to her happy place, recover, look at the camera say "unbelieveable"

  • @MysterySteve
    @MysterySteve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Does Katie have any standup bits anywhere? I can't get enough of her

  • @Ani
    @Ani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    KATIE BROKE HOLY SHIT

  • @danielwoo1591
    @danielwoo1591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Trapp was really proud of that bigger board line - as he should be, it was a pretty good line

  • @JeffSchall
    @JeffSchall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Katie is so damned brilliant. Her improv about the bad date that she'd be on with Trapp is simply awesome. She's my favorite of the CH folks. Also, Trapp's throwaway referencing Jaws' "we're gonna need a bigger boat" line was lightning quick. So good.

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I feel like they surprised Kate and jumped this on her at her absolute worst moment. It's the only explanation for her cracking! THREE TIMES!
    Also, I love Erika not even trying to keep it together.

  • @chadowsrikatemo4494
    @chadowsrikatemo4494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Katie broke! and before someone else! My life is complete

  • @Conimon
    @Conimon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The $1 tip joke sent me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zombiesurviver1000
    @zombiesurviver1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    No one mentioning whether what Sam drank was actually urine? He went for a second drink at the end there afterall

    • @BlastoiseBaller
      @BlastoiseBaller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He said on discord that it wasn't. I just don't know if I believe him!

    • @gregdesouza17
      @gregdesouza17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@BlastoiseBaller He has also said on his AMA in reddit that he likes lying about these sorts of thing, so yeah...

    • @MrKrory
      @MrKrory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Zivojin Limanic It's only illegal if you get caught.

  • @mobius273
    @mobius273 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:59 sam asks katie to confirm what her favorite depeche mode song is

  • @erickbloomquist1620
    @erickbloomquist1620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "you're gonna need a bigger board" is top 5 improv lines of all time. Killed me

  • @muted5ilence
    @muted5ilence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Can't believe Katie still technically won with least laughs, SAM WAS SO CLOSE
    But very good episode and script, and congrats Grant with your script
    The improv was better lol

  • @Mad-Slick
    @Mad-Slick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    In the history of this show has Katie ever broken 3 times before?

    • @Rylee_G
      @Rylee_G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think so in an earlier episode but I can't remember which one

    • @cristheblob4020
      @cristheblob4020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Rylee_G well there has been ones where she has broken but I don't remember her breaking 3 times in the same

  • @Prof_Granpuff
    @Prof_Granpuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Okay this was hilarious. So proud of Erika for serving us queer moods. If I was in their shoes I would simply show I am queer by singing Don’t Forget Your Old Shipmate.

    • @DuncanDisordely
      @DuncanDisordely 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Love that shanty, mainly from Master and Commander.

    • @guiguipop3658
      @guiguipop3658 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was so surprised to hear Old Maui, I was SURE it'd be wellerman

  • @natechampchurch
    @natechampchurch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Remember the episode where they targeted all the jokes at Grant? I think they should do an episode where every single joke is targeted at trying to get Katie to laugh and see if they can get her to be the loser for a first

  • @jaystechroom
    @jaystechroom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I would fail so bad at this. They all did great!!

  • @Kazubla
    @Kazubla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is up there in terms of best No Laugh Room episodes. If nothing else, for the fact that someone managed to break Katie 🤣

  • @hello_Blake_Alan
    @hello_Blake_Alan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    While she draws a boat… “Your gonna need a bigger board.” That was brilliant!

  • @jelanistowers267
    @jelanistowers267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    GRANT YOU ABSOLUTE GENIUS YOU GOT HER TO BREAK

  • @Bee..
    @Bee.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I know exactly the version of that shanty Erika has heard, and I approve

  • @sesku
    @sesku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Katie cracked! After all this years it finally happen!

  • @JJ-mz4fd
    @JJ-mz4fd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Katie is such a gift to this world

  • @galelugialugia8265
    @galelugialugia8265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I know the highlights were sam drinking pee and Katie laughing but Katie's clothing style is pretty on point impo. The sorta sweater, suit jacket and a necklace has that 70s motif and aesthetic that's almost timeless and still very stylish. Imo

  • @satoshi_ihsotas
    @satoshi_ihsotas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I really hope that wasn't actual urine because dang someone really took advantage of that situation lmao I hope to get of Sam on this series and more of Katie breaking 🤣

  • @MaxOutOfTen
    @MaxOutOfTen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh my god i was just thinking of Old Maui right before she started singing it i even paused and looked up the lyrics lmao

  • @keiferbeaudet7298
    @keiferbeaudet7298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When she smelled her fingers I died! She is my new favorite person on this show. Fucking hilarious 😂

  • @SicMvndvsCreatvsEst8
    @SicMvndvsCreatvsEst8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thought she would sing Wellerman but Rolling Down to Old Maui it was, which coincidentally was the only one I thought of even though I’ve listened to dozens many times!

  • @theorangenetwork957
    @theorangenetwork957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love the part where EVERYONE knows "Old Maui." That's gotta be one of the best shanties ever, and that singing together was absolutely beautiful.
    edit: also the part when Erika was going Much Faster than the "Drunken Sailor" accompaniment.

  • @Bunbiichuffn
    @Bunbiichuffn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Holy shit Sam fountaining the piss at the end made me w h e e z e
    This episode is something else

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank... GOD that was not an actual slate chalkboard!
    Congrazzles to Katie!

  • @Gothead420
    @Gothead420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Katie is a treasure.
    Be aware of that.
    Give her a raise, or something, I don't know, I'm poor. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @zbug84
    @zbug84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That's some A+ pun work at 4:50

  • @thorafrogzy8643
    @thorafrogzy8643 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the ''i don't have fingernails because i actually know how to finger a woman'' at 3:42 is killing meeeee

  • @Warrigt
    @Warrigt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They had to dose Katie to make it fair.

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Erika you legend

  • @GLidstroem
    @GLidstroem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "We´re gonna need a bigger board" killed me

  • @stephenbarringer235
    @stephenbarringer235 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The sudden change in Katie's voice between singing and speaking at 6:02 is astonishing. 🤯😃

  • @observantalien
    @observantalien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    is this… the best breaking news ep ever?

    • @jamiemcgonigle6232
      @jamiemcgonigle6232 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t know that grant one was pretty good

  • @mrfreddorenton
    @mrfreddorenton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Katie actually got a point! The things we weren't expecting

  • @roguegaming7899
    @roguegaming7899 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    9:10 please be apple juice please be apple juice PLEASE BE APPLE JUICE

  • @alexbalser2304
    @alexbalser2304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Grant deserves the true facts episodes at this point

  • @ezpzjayzaar
    @ezpzjayzaar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I LIVED TO SEE KATIE CHUCKLE! SHE LAUGHED! She is cured, no longer a robot!

  • @lukehenderson436
    @lukehenderson436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is probably my favourite College Humor video ever. Thank you.

  • @LobsterSpecial
    @LobsterSpecial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Home run joke for Trapp, but five stars all around.

  • @arkhamknight3335
    @arkhamknight3335 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Katie man glad you've become a human. I don't know if you were high but do enjoy these skits man. You guys are in a hole but these moments give you some relief.